Author's Notes

OUT OF CHARACTER:

I'm fully accepting that this fanfiction isn't going to please everyone. So I'm stating this now, this is OOC. Again, I try not to diverge too much from the characters' profiles, but if it bothers you, I truly apologize. Hopefully, that doesn't take away from the story I want to tell.

ORIGINAL CHARACTERS:

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SYNOPSIS: Yumiko confronts Hayato about their phone conversation they had back in Osaka as Hachiman helps Komachi packs for her trip to Niigata with her Home Ecs Club.

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P.S

Sorry for the late update. I've been preparing for my own trip. That said, it's half vacation and half family matters. I depart in a few hours so chapters are going to be a bit scarce until I return. Enjoy this shorter chapter. The next one will start the Soubu High seniors' beach trip to Yumiko's Beach House.

Chapter 15 - Maintaining a Sense of Ordinance to Placate a World from our Unordinary Circumstances

-Yumiko POV-

A familiar restaurant sets before me as I hesitate to enter the local establishment. Although they're famous for their Katsudon and Soba noodles, it's way too early for lunch at this hour. But this is where Hayato wants to meet. Couldn't he have picked Starbecks instead? I could really use a coffee about now… Great, even I'm starting to inherit my boyfriend's love for the beverage. Sure it was only yesterday since I last had him in my arms, but I'm already missing him. Is it normal to miss someone this much, especially after being away for only a few hours? I've already scolded myself to not be so clingy but meeting up with a boy I once held feelings for, makes me feel undoubtedly uneasy. Could really use the support right about now. Hayato did reassure me that one time when I really needed it, and it's a reminder that he's still a friend. And yet, how I'll be acting towards him won't be friendly Yumiko. I could try... but knowing that he's been leading me on and could still very well be doing it still, I'd rather take his kindness for granted.

As much as I would love for Hikio to be here, the situation I got myself into is sensitive to our growing relationship. Calling out to me from the entrance, the well-groomed blonde stands from his seat and waves his arm in my direction. Gawd! Now everyone who's anyone in this restaurant, knows I'm seeing Hayato behind Hikio's back. I walk casually up to his table and quickly sit myself down as he tilts his head in naive concern. He acts a bit more laid back and casual about our meeting. But for me, I'm wanting this whole thing to be over and done with.

Hayato: "No hello? I haven't seen you in quite some time. I'm a bit hurt."

Yumiko: "Sorry, hello... Couldn't you have chosen a more casual place to meet up?"

Hayato: "Huh? I mean, it's already 11:00 am. Might as well get started with an early lunch. Don't tell me you're not hungry."

Yumiko: "Just because I sometimes prance around in my tennis skorts, doesn't automatically make me an athlete again. So eating fifty meals a day doesn't do me any good."

Hayato: "I kinda missed it when you played on a tennis team. Sucks you gave that up after your first year at Soubu High. Why was that? I would have loved to see you play in middle school."

Yumiko: "Maybe at one point, I would have told you everything about me. But it's just not like that between us anymore. I guess you'll just have to keep on wondering."

Hayato: Well that's that I guess. As for this restaurant, I wanted to keep my end of the bargain and treat you and make you feel deserving."

Yumiko: "You know, some people find pampering girls with a sense of false pretense a form of misogyny. In any case, don't hold your breath, I never did agree on anything you asked of me. In fact, I only hear to tell you that I've disregarded what you proposed. I'll be fine by myself... so long he's willing to be there by my side."

Hayato: "Last we spoke over the phone, you sounded desperate for some well-deserved comfort. Didn't you take to heart what I told you before? The two of you will only end up hurting one another before too long. You're both SO different. At least I have an understanding of your personality to find comfort within myself."

Yumiko: "Don't take it out of context. I was just having some boy problems. And you happened to play your friend card well. That I'll thank you for."

Hayato: "So what? Everything is hunky-dory between us now? You even insisted that I was right; that you and Hikigaya would never work. It was you who called me, reaching out for advice. Or did you forget who called whom?"

Yumiko: "Is one 'Thank You' not enough for you or something?"

Hayato: "Tell me, why not Ebina? Why did you call me first?"

Yumiko: "…"

Hayato: "No answer? I'll tell you why, because Hikigaya wasn't doing it for you. You needed the comfort of another boy. Does he even know that we're meeting up now? I'll wager that a no."

My eyes shy away from Hayato's piercing gaze. I try my best to avoid giving him any conclusive answers. I need a way to get myself out of his clutches.

Hayato: "With the way you're avoiding me, I'm right. But why would he, right? It's not like the two of you are dating. You've got a long way to go if you really want to break through his thick antisocial shell. With that said, my gut tells me that you two have patched up your misunderstanding. So this kinda leaves me in a pickle."

He doesn't know that me and Hikio are dating. I could use that to my advantage, although, I don't know how effective it'll be at this very moment.

Yumiko: "Yeah and what if we did manage to patch things up? I'm still trying my damnedest to get through to him. And believe me when I tell you that I'm slowly peeling away at his shell."

Our waiter comes by asking to take our order. I angrily refuse the waiter's approach not wanting to eat and have Hayato pay for my order. The last thing I need is more favors from him. Understanding Hayato, there is one major weakness he has. If he realizes it, I can't say for certain. But it's another advantage for me to use. Our waiter takes the hungry boy's order as he looks at me once more before taking his leave.

Yumiko: "As I said, it's too early for me to eat."

Hayato looks at the waiter and sends him off to plug in his order.

Hayato: "Sorry about that. I really am hungry. The Soccer Club has practice later today. Summer break doesn't stop me and my team from weekly practices."

Yumiko: "Are we done here or are you just gonna hold me, hostage, while you continue to talk around the situation and stuff your face with food?"

Hayato: "You're far more interesting than I let myself believe, Yumiko. You never used to speak to me in such a harsh tone. You're starting to give me Yukino vibes. I always admired your adoration in pursuing me. You were... well, cute."

How dare he call me cute! Why wouldn't I be anything else other than cute?! Obvi I was trying to win his affections! I was being cute on purpose! Stupid idiot! Maybe next time, don't lead a girl on with a two-faced winning personality! At least Hikio had the audacity to turn me down countless times because of he saw how ugly I really am. A self-reflection I needed to see to understand. Regardless of what Hayato thought about me. I've been trying to keep my composure up to this point, but he's seriously starting to piss me off.

Yumiko: "Erg* What the hell are you getting at?!"

Hayato: "If I could be blunt, you're being quite rude."

Standing up from where I sit, I make my intentions of wanting to leave known to my detainer.

Hayato: "Hey, I'm sorry. Didn't mean to make you upset."

Yumiko: "Hurry up and state your business. I don't like my time being wasted."

Hayato: "It's about Yukino."

Yumiko: "Yukinoshita again?! Like I even care what she decides to do."

Hayato: "So I guess you don't really care about your new boy toy then?"

Yumiko: "Don't call him that! He's more than that to me!"

Hayato: "So then I can assume that you two are officially dating?"

Did he really just figure it out?! I can't let him take this advantage from me! My emotions are getting in the way. I gotta calm down... Crap! What do I say to counter that though?!

Yumiko: "If only we were dating! I'd love to see the look on the Ice Queen's face knowing that she can't do anything to win over the man I stole from her! But, that boy is tough as nails. At least he listens to me and shows he cares in his own way. Unlike someone else."

Hayato: "So you two aren't boyfriend and girlfriend? Hmmm, I could almost be certain that you were."

Yumiko: "Are you an idiot?! Of course I want something more from him; he's just too hard-headed. And what does Hikio have anything to do with Yukinoshita?"

Hayato: "You honestly don't remember what I told you over the phone? It's as I said before, she's considering leaving Japan for good to study abroad. How devastated would Hikigaya be if that were to happen."

Yumiko: "…I didn't forget. But what do you want me to do about it? Like I even care. If anything, it'll only make things easier for me to pursue him romantically. You know, be there to lick his wounds and whatnot."

Hayato: "Do you think he'd really open up to anyone else after having his closest friend leave him? As you said, he's too hard-headed, closed off even. So when she's gone, things would only get harder for everyone, not just him, but you too."

Yumiko: "Ha! And where do you fit in all this? Missing your precious Ice Queen?"

Thinking about Hikio makes me really want to see him. I can't stand not being near him… holding his hand; playing with his fingers. I want to see my boyfriend.

Hayato: "On the contrary, her leaving would benefit me greatly too. You see, I won't be missing Yukino, I'll be going with her if she settles for New York. So the decision is what you ultimately decide to do from here."

Yumiko: "Two for the price of one. I'll take those odds."

Hayato: "You really are a cruel girl. I've told you already, I've realized how much I've missed you. And I know that I have to work even harder to gain your trust again. If I'm being honest, don't think I can really get over you. Our companionship is too great. But I missed my shot. That was my mistake. Still, I would like to think you're stuck with me for a lifelong journey."

What the hell is he saying? He's not making any sense. It's like he's telling me that I wouldn't exist if it weren't for him. Leaving you was the best decision I ever made! I can shine much brighter without you! That's what he showed me long before we started dating. I was getting tired of being your shadow. Stuck to you like glue because I was too blind to consider my own self-worth. So to your point, Hayato, I convinced myself that if I was with you, I would at least merit my own existence. But now, I'll gladly throw the crown away if it means I can remain happy as I am now.

Hayato: "Why not spare the extra heartache? My offer still stands Yumiko. I'll shower you with the adoration you so deserve as Queen of Soubu High. We'll be a couple, like what you always wanted. And in turn, we can finally help Hikigaya find happiness with Yukino. Everything will all work itself out."

Right, having things go back to being stagnant with however long we have left of our final year of high school. It's what he wants to do. Play it safe.

Hayato: "The thing is, she confessed to me."

Yumiko: "Yukinoshita?"

Hayato: "She can never love me. But she told me her heart is hurting each time she sees or hears that you're with Hikigaya. She truly does love him but it pains her physically knowing that he grows fonder of you. It's the reason why she's considering her option abroad. We haven't even ventured out to the states yet, it's like she made up her mind. It saddens me to see an old friend be in such turmoil. Regardless if she doesn't see me any more than a friend. I must confess. It's also the reason why I want us to have a chance. I can admit I was wrong to push you away all those times. I just figured..."

Yumiko: "That you'd score with a childhood friend?! Tough luck! You don't get to play with my emotions ever again because you've finally found a reason to love me! Screw that and screw you! I loved you unconditionally, no matter how plastic I was to everyone else! All to make you happy!"

Hayato: "I know all that! And I know I can't ask for your forgiveness. I never saw you any more than a good friend. The same way Yukino sees me. It's not that I wanna fall back on you. But like I said, if she leaves, then I leave with her. We both start our lives over. Maybe it is for the best! That said, Hachiman Hikigaya will be the only fool. But as much as we hate each other's guts, I don't wanna see him in pain any more than you or Yukino would."

This can't be happening right now. There will always be someone with a broken heart with every new relationship! So fucking what it's Yukinoshita! Is it really my fault she weak-willed?! That she has to settle in a whole new country to move past her own losses? Get over it! She should have tried harder instead of playing guessing games with the poor boy! Jeez! I've even warned her and Yui about how cruel they were being, by how they decided to handle Hikio's feelings. So she only has herself to blame! That said, Hiko's heart will be torn if she leaves. There's no question about it. Yui too. I can't just think about myself. Hikio's always telling me to be more selfless. But I hate the outcome. What am I supposed to do in this situation?

Hayato: "If you doubt my truth, then you could rest assured that I have no reason to lie to you. She's going on a single date with the boy she fell in love with. And that's where she'll get her answer. To stay or to leave."

You've got to be kidding me! I told Hikio to go on that dumb date! Hayato isn't capable of lying like me or Hikio, so I have no reason to not believe him now. But if what he says is true, then the decision literally is in my hands. Who am I to rip apart my boyfriend's bond with one of his only friends? Regardless if I do, he'll either hate me forever and we end up breaking up, or I begin to feel guilty until the guilt wears me down and I end up leaving him. In the end, we still end up separating. It doesn't even matter if Hayato finds out that Hikio and I are lovers. Because all that matters is what I end up doing now until Hikio goes on his date with Yukinoshita.

-POV Hachiman-

It's 14:20 and Komachi and I had finished lunch before I made my way out of the house. Her persistent nagging still rings through my ears with how she insists that yours truly, spends too much time with his new girlfriend. It was only yesterday, but I find myself in front of her house all over again; chiming in the house's intercom.

Yumiko: [Hikio, is that you?]

Hachiman: "Yo."

Yumiko: [Be down in a second. Thud!*]

Hachiman: "Hey… ummm… are you alright? I just heard a loud noise."

No sound. Wonder what's going on in there? She suspiciously asked me to come over. All I can imagine is that she has something planned that I probably won't like. Not a moment too soon, the door opens as Yumiko presents her slender silhouette before me in her house clothes, yet she still manages to put on makeup.

Yumiko: "Welcocme back so soon, boyfriend."

Soon as I step into her abode and remove my shoes at the front of the door, Yumiko was quick to take hold of my hand and rush me up to her room. She's got her phone set up in front of a pastel-looking backdrop with some glittered ornaments dangling from above. I assume she only just finished uploading a new video for her MyTube channel.

Yumiko: "Sorry for the mess. Sit!"

She pats an open spot next to her on the bed as I comfortably sit next to her… actually, I don't think I can ever get these nerves under control when I'm this close to her. More so now that she's my girlfriend. My cheeks are probably red from my shy demeanor. I hope I can get over this quickly. I hate not being able to control my own emotions at times.

Hachiman: "So why'd you call me over?"

Yumiko: "A couple of things I want you to do for me."

Hachiman: "You know, you're asking for too much. In my club, the winner gets one wish granted."

Yumiko: "We're talking about the same Service Club right? What, you guys decided to make it into a sport? Has it been more entertaining to tally the number of good deeds you guys get done for people?"

Hachiman: "You don't have to be all salty about it. Jeez. Don't forget, I took on your request too."

Yumiko: "Sorry, I guess I should be nicer to your hobbies. I just never really saw your club as an actual club. I mean, sure it's noble of you guys to go around helping people, but ya'll can do that in your spare time. Until a request comes in, all the three of you do is fool around. Sounds like a very laxed club for the most part."

Hachiman: "You could benefit by joining. It's not like you do any good deeds on the daily."

Yumiko: "Yeah, no… I'll pass thank you very much."

She gets closer to me as she smirks sinisterly. Her eyes are extra sharp. She's wanting something big.

Yumiko: "My good deeds will vicariously live through you, boyfriend."

I back up as far back as I can go before reaching a wall. Her face gets strikingly closer as I blush profusely. Damn my nervousness.

Hachiman: "Yeah, boyfriend or not, I don't think it counts for you. Besides, you're the Queen of Soubu High School. People look up to you."

Yumiko: "Is that so? Well, we'll have to come up with something for me to do to get in everyone's good graces. But for now, as your Queen, I demand a kiss."

Trapped again. Why am I hesitating so much? I should be used to her audacious advances, yet the salaciousness of the situation makes it more interesting. Gently laying my hand on her cheek, my face moves closer toward hers. Our foreheads nuzzle slightly before I make my move for her soft lips. First a soft kiss, then Yumiko slowly presses more weight on me as the wall behind me acts as my anchor. Nowhere for me to go. She deepens her intent.

Although she seems to be much milder from when we were on our trip, her tame demeanor now is still somewhat authoritarian. But nothing really compares to the first night we spent together as a couple. Are we moving too fast? I know a lot of Japanese couples don't even hold hands in public. I guess it's the type of relationship we have. I used to be so concerned with how fast things were progressing, but now I don't care so much. If it were anyone else I know, things would most likely be more reserved. Maybe something more my speed regardless of the depravity of wanting something more.

Hachiman: "I can only imagine that you called me here for a serious make-out session. Did you forget why you asked for me?"

Yumiko: "As per usual, my requests will never end so long as I have you. Get used to it babe. I'm not your club's prize to be won with a simple wish. I'll make as many wishes as I want and all you'll need to do is fulfill each and every one of them, Hikio."

Hachiman: "I remember clearing your request off my list already. So why me?"

Yumiko: "Because it has to be you. And only you. Aside from Ebina, you're like my only true friend... Besides... I really needed to see you after what happened this morning. I spoke with Hayato."

Hachiman: "How'd your conversation go?"

Yumiko: "Aside from your sister and and Ebina, no one knows we're an item. I was thinking, why don't we keep it a secret until after your date with Yukinoshita."

Hachiman: "Why though? That means I have to lie to my friends. Not to mention we have the Beach House trip coming up. I think it'd be best if we just tell everyone… you're not ashamed about us are you?"

Yumiko: "Of course not. It's Hayato. He won't really let up. But it's also something a bit more complicated than what I thought. I promise you, we'll tell everyone after your date with Yukinoshita. Promise! And you won't have to worry about Hayato. I won't make any advances on him… or on anyone for that matter."

Hachiman: "I'm not sure if I like this idea. But if it's to help your friend out, then I guess I'll comply for now. But I want to know the details after this is all over and done with."

Yumiko: "Thanks baby. I'm glad you're making this easy on me. The other thing is… you gotta film a singing video with me! I promised my followers that I'd make it up to them last week when I cut the video short. Remember?"

Hachiman: "Erg* 'Scuse me?! What does that have to do with me?! One, I embarrassed myself last time I got in front of the camera, and two, I don't sing."

Yumiko: "You will today!"

Hachiman: "You can absolutely forget it! And anyway, wouldn't everyone from our class be watching? Aren't you concerned that Hayama and Yuigahama… and heaven forbid Yukinoshita sees your video?"

Yumiko: "Eh, I don't think anyone in class actually follows me except Ebina, but she already knows about us. I've told her to keep our relationship on the DL. But even if they find out, it's not like we're gonna be doing anything lovey-dovey. Everyone already knows we hang out regularly. So it's not suspicious at all."

Hachiman: "Sounds like a whole mess of an excuse. And to think the Fire Queen's request is wrong as I expected. How is singing a love song not doing anything lovey-dovey?! Please, I'd like to hear your explanation!"

Yumiko: "It's one song, and most songs are love songs anyway. Come on!"

Hachiman: "NO! And that's final!"

A couple of minutes later, I sit in front of her camera… frowning like I've been bested… which I have been. What the actual hell? Hachiman Hikigaya doesn't sing. I don't have the voice for it. Maybe I should have volunteered for that Christmas choir last year. It would have at least been some practice. But I guess it won't be all bad since I'll be with her.

Doing a couple of practice shots, my body freezes soon as she hits the record button. Then it came to a point where I was so focused being filmed on, that I wasn't paying attention to my voice pitches. Yumiko is probably getting agitated of my failures. Yet as I look over at her, all I could sense is determination as she looks at our failed attempt at a duet. No ones ever heard me sing before… I've never heard myself sing before. It's strange, but the more times I do it, the more comfortable I am. She hadn't laughed once at my horrendous voice. Just critiques. Right, this next one, I'll give it my all. Gotta try to match pitches with her. She really is amazing. Being able to sing and play the guitar in synchronization. The least I could do is try for her sake. I wonder if it's her dream to be a musician or maybe an idol. She definitely has the aesthetics to pull it off. Finally, after about a million attempts, I think we've got it down to the best of our current abilities... my current ability to be precise.

Yumiko: "You ready babe?"

Hachiman: "LET'S DO THIS!"

Yumiko: "That's the spirit!"

She hits the record button and we go live on her MyTube page. She introduces herself in a gaudy manner and addressed her viewers with what was promised to them in her last video; that she would bring me back to sing with her. Next, my talented girlfriend introduces me. I bow for the camera... just like last time. HADN'T I LEARNED MY LESSON FROM BEFORE?! CRAP! I DID IT AGAIN! Why can't I wave like a normal person? Yumiko giggles and jokes at my professional greeting, asking me if that's going to be my official introduction whenever I come on. I answer her with a mumble under my breath followed by a shoulder shrug.

I tease her for forcing me to sing when she knows all too well I don't sing. Then I turn to the camera apologizing to the viewers if my voice sounds terrible. Hearts go flying at my forward approach. People are talking, wanting us to start the duet. And before I knew it, Yumiko counts down from five. The guitar string resonates with my ears, as I hear her voice start the first verse. Not long after, I find myself singing alongside her… Embarrassing to say the least, but I think I'm having fun. And as swiftly as it started, the song comes to a sweet end. We thank the viewers for their support and after a couple of announcements from their gorgeous host, Yumiko ends the live stream.

Yumiko: "And that's a wrap! See, that wasn't so bad. You did a lot better from the first time I pulled you on camera at Grandma's. Plus I didn't see one negative comment. I think you have a knack for this baby!"

Hachiman: "The moment I become a live streamer, is the day you join my Service Club. But, I'd be lying if I said I didn't have fun doing this with you."

Yumiko: "And I very much appreciate you helping me out. Another request from the Fire Queen is completed. I know it wasn't easy for you to do this. So I should reward you in some way. Right?"

Hachiman: "That's not necessary. The time spent with you was the reward itself."

Yumiko: "Really? I was going to do whatever you asked me to."

Hachiman: "Gulp* You gotta stop teasing me like this."

Yumiko: "Believe me, I'm quite serious."

Looking at her glistening heart-filled eyes, my person falls silent to her request. Actually giving it some thought to my reward.

Hachiman: "…Then… promise me that you won't stop singing. I want more and more people to hear your voice…"

Yumiko: "That I can't do… Sorry."

Hachiman: "Why not? You're stupidly gorgeous, plus you can sing and play. You've got the personality and the heart to make it famous… just don't forget about me when you make it big."

Yumiko: "It's not like that. Believe me, I've tried… things are more complicated than they seem."

Hachiman: "Well that's what I want as a reward."

Yumiko: "You couldn't ask for something sexual like a normal teenage boy?"

Hachiman: "You know me better than that."

Yumiko: "It's also the reason why I told you that you never have to ask my permission to kiss me."

Moving in closer to my face, we seal a kiss. Embracing her in my arms, I realize how rare she actually is as a person. Greatness is in her future. It's clear as day. And I won't be the one to hold her back. When the time comes we have to go our separate ways, I'll make peace with myself and accept her decision. But if I said that it'd be too easy would be a blatant lie to my own heart. Nothing ever is easy, but we've both experienced a lot more than our share this summer. I really do love her as I stroke her hair softly from the scalp of her head. Yumiko closes her eyes; listening to my racing heart. Blushes as I squeeze her even tighter. Every time I'm with you, Yumiko, there's always something new around the corner for me to try. And as much as I believe that it's not in me to ever attempt such a feat, I prove to myself that I can go against all odds of my own doubt. And because of that, it's how I figure you'll go places far beyond Chiba, far beyond Japan, far beyond me. But for now, all I want is your embrace.

Zaimokuza: "YOU AND MIURA-SAN ARE WHAAAAT?!"

The overly loud boy I call a friend is about two seconds from getting his big mouth taped shut. Deciding to confront Zaimokuza and Ebina was the right move. Although Yumiko had already spoken to Ebina, I have to make double sure that our secret doesn't spill over to others' gossiping mouths. With Komachi, I won't have to worry so much since she'll be on her club trip, but I'll talk to her just in case. The pair, Zaimokuza and Ebina, have been with each other's company for quite some time now... wonder if they'll ever start dating? But when it comes to the dense mindset of Zaimokuza, he would only see anyone close to him as a 'Comrade'.

Ebina: "I can't believe you forgot! You were like the first person I told about their relationship."

Hachiman: "First?"

Ebina: "And only… hehe… promise Hachi-kun. I didn't tell anyone else."

Hachiman: "Zaimokuza, I know you love to talk, but please keep this under wraps until I say."

Zaimokuza: "Of course Comrade! Honor fills me as I am among a select few that knows your secret! You can count on me until the very end! The rough seas would have to swallow me whole, and even then I will not falter in releasing such confidential information!"

Hachiman: "Thanks man, I'm glad I can count on you. The only reason I'm telling you this is because I had my suspicion that Ebina had already spoken with you about it. Ebina, I appreciate your confidentiality too. Yumiko should have already filled you in."

Ebina: "For the most part, but she left out the reason why she wanted to keep it 'hush hush'"

Hachiman: "Yeah, same. She won't spill the beans until after the beach trip."

Ebina: "But I don't know if I could keep this a secret for that long! Especially if we're all gonna stay in a cabin together! What will us girls be gossiping about during our late-night girl talks?"

Hachiman: "Dunno, makeup, celebrities, I could really care less so long it's not about me and Yumiko? You're just gonna have to gossip about some other stuff! Jeez! We're both counting on you."

Ebina: "You know what would be cute? A nickname! You should totally give Yumiko a nickname. Kinda how she calls you Hikio."

Hachiman: "...I don't think that's necessary. And what do nicknames have to do with anything we're discussing?! Stay on topic!"

Zaimokuza: "A beach trip you say? I was ill-informed about the such event! Why was I not invited, Comrade!"

Hachiman: "Huh? You weren't? I guess Yumiko only invited Yukinoshita, Yuigahama, and Isshiki. But I mean, I don't see the harm in not inviting you. We are dating after all, so I should have some say in the matter. She really needs to remember all my friends and not just the girls. Wonder if Saika is gonna be there too?"

Zaimokuza: "Thank you, brother! I will never forget this! We shall conquer the sands of time with much vigor and kindred hormones!"

Hachiman: "Is it too late to take back my invite?"

Zaimokuza: "Gasp!*"

Hachiman: "Just be yourself man. But try to dial down the theatrics."

Zaimokuza: "Sure thing! I will leave all chunibyo antics like my Fate/Grand Ordeal Eshtar swim trunks at home!"

Hachiman: "Just try not to make me feel uneasy, remember when you invited me over before you forgot to inform me that Yumiko was in your room half naked?"

Zaimokuza: "No! I certainly do not! I do remember not telling you she was in a stunning bunny girl outfit though. But that was all Ebina's… YOUCH!*"

Ebina tugged harshly on my friend's ponytail as she places herself between our much-needed conversation.

Ebina: "What were you about to say just now about me? Huh? And what's this about Yumiko-chan being in a stunning bunny girl outfit!"

Zaimokuza: "Ouch! Ouch!* I'm really sorry! But she was in a bunny girl outfit!"

Ebina: "But did you have to add the stunning part?!"

Zaimokuza: "I don't know why you're so upset about, Comrade Ebina! Can you please let go of my silver locks now?! I do my best to maintain its beauty and wisdom from mortal hands!"

Watching the pair tussle back and forth has me giggling under my breath. Could it be that Ebina is actually jealous? Regardless, of whether Yumiko was in a bunny girl outfit, she was still highly exposed. Thinking about it now, still can't believe she's my girlfriend. Crap, my face is turning red from just remembering about how cute she wore that outfit... maybe cute is wording it too lightly... Gorgeous? Hot? Sexy? Hmm... That was the first time I felt we really connected on an intimate level. Not just in a physical sense, but mentally too. We didn't talk much, but her interaction with me, and I on her, made me realize how precious she could be. Stroking her hair as she rested on my lap. It was the first of too many intimate moments we have now. Maybe I am growing accustomed to her more abrasive side.

Hachiman: "We're pulling hairs at this point Zaimokuza. Sigh* Ebina, keep him in check. Please."

Ebina: "Roger that Comrade! But you have to promise me that you're gonna sneak me a shot with you and Hayato playing volleyball or building a sandcastle, or getting all wet and dirty…"

Hachiman: "I WILL MAKE NO SUCH PROMISE!"

Ebina: "Oof. Then I guess, Zaimokuza is a lost cause…"

Hachiman: "Well played… Erg* FINE!"

Ebina: "Thank you!"

Hachiman: "Just keep your eyes open. I don't plan on taking reshoots."

Back at home, Komachi is filling up a suitcase with her clothes and essentials for her long-awaited club trip. Takes me back to when we went on my club trip to the mountains. I hope she has as much fun as I did. If memory serves right, she mentioned going north to Niigata. Wonder why there of all places though? Knocking on my sister's door before disturbing her, I make myself known as she runs back and forth from her drawer to her bag.

Hachiman: "Hey you, need any help packing?"

Komachi: "Big bro, can't you see that this stuff is all personal things? I don't need you snooping in my clothes. So gross."

Hachiman: "Erg* I didn't mean it like that. I only meant to see how you were doing. I see you're still wearing the necklace I got you."

Komachi: "…Yeah… I mean, you did get it for me! So what if I wanna wear it? Despite that she picked it out, it's actually cute."

Hachiman: "It wouldn't kill you to use her name."

Komachi: "…Brother Stealer-san!"

Hachiman: "Sigh* What am I gonna do with you. Honestly. Anyway, I meant to ask, why Niigata of all places? Last I remember, they don't really have anything going for it except maybe an aquarium and a museum."

Komachi: "Ugh!* It's not just that, Niigata is known for its beautiful sceneries like the mountains and beaches. There's also Yahiko Park, Kiyotsu Gorge, oh, and the massive Teradomari Street Market!"

Hachiman: "Hmm… really? You did your research."

Komachi: "It's all in this pamphlet. Take a look. Oh, and the number one reason we're visiting is because of their stunning rice terraces! Niigata is well known and established as having one of the highest quality, if not the best, in rice production in all of Japan."

Hachiman: "I was wondering where the Home Ecs part came in. Now I know. That's amazing, Komachi. You're making me want to tag along too."

Komachi: "I would love for you to go. We'll be cabining up in the mountains near the rice terrace and the city. So we'll have plenty to do. Our group will be trying out new dishes and creating our own recipes with the local ingredients. That said, I'll be sure to bring you back something… along with a new dish for you to try out!"

She sounds so excited. The smile on her face is infectious and I find myself smiling too.

Hachiman: "Hey, Komachi. About Yumiko, sorry she's not what you were expecting."

Komachi: "Way to bring the mood, bro. Sigh* She's… not as annoying as I exp… never mind. She is pretty annoying. But, she's your girlfriend now, so there's nothing I can really say to make you change your mind. Just treat her right. Regardless of how much I bump heads with her, every girl deserves to feel loved… so do your part as her boyfriend. Oh and don't worry, I won't spill the beans about your relationship to anyone."

Hachiman: "How'd you know about all that…"

Komachi: "She called me earlier today. I don't know why she wants to keep some secret, but it's none of my business with who knows. And it's up to the both of you when to tell everyone. I can't say for certain that she isn't up to something suspicious, but her voice over the phone sounded like she was on edge. The audacity of calling me about such trivial things, when my Big Bro could have easily told me himself."

Hachiman: "I think it's just that she didn't want to come across as being sneaky about it with you. Hearing it from me rather than her would give two different meanings. Plus it probably took her a lot of courage to talk to you about it without being judged. It could be why she felt on edge talking with you."

Komachi: "I guess you're right. Whatever the case, I won't even be here for a whole week! So there's really nothing to worry about! It's my turn for a vacation!"

Looking at my kid sister pack her luggage, my emotions start to trickle over me. My eyes are starting to water. Crap! Can't let her see me cry.

Hachiman: "Gonna miss you sis… wow, now I know how you felt when I left. So much can happen within a week."

Komachi: "Big Bro! Don't start crying! I'm gonna cry too!"

My sweet little Komachi runs up to me with a warm embrace. She's growing up so fast. Kid sister or little sister won't have that same ring when she returns from her trip. Soon I'll have to abandon that nickname for her. Before too long, our doorbell rings. Is she expecting visitors?

Komachi: "Huh? Is that your girlfriend?"

Hachiman: "I doubt it. I thought you'd know."

We both peek outside to see who was ringing our door as two females stand in front of our home, Yuigahama and Yukinoshita. Wonder what brings them here at this random hour. I unlock the door in shock as Yuigahama jumps at me with a huge hug.

Yui: "Hikki! I missed you so much! How was your trip?!"

Hachiman: "Hey to the both of you too."

Yukino: "Yuigahama, don't forget, we're here for Komachi."

Hachiman: "Erg*"

Yukino: "Oh, hello Hikigaya. I didn't see you there."

Hachiman: "I was the one who answered the door."

Yukino: "That so… Welcome back."

Yui: "We wanted to visit earlier, but we figured you wanted to rest up first. Komachi! YaHello!"

Komachi: "HiHi Yui-chan and Yukino-san! Thank you for stopping by! What a surprise!"

Yukino: "We didn't forget about your trip. You leave tomorrow right?"

Komachi: "I do. Got pretty much everything packed. You two staying for dinner?"

Yukino: "We don't wanna feel like a burden to you, but if you'll have us..."

Komachi: "Yukino-san, you two are never a burden! Our parents are working late again. So I insist the both of you stay for dinner. The more company, the better. Right, Big Bro?"

Hachiman: "I don't have a problem with it. Come to think of it. This is the first time you've been at our place."

Yui: "Erg* …Sure… hehe…"

Yukino: "Yuigahama, you're such a terrible liar. We've been here before, Hikigaya."

Komachi: "Yeah! I invited them when you were on your trip. They were kind enough to keep me company and do stuff with me. I never felt I was ever alone while you were gone!"

Hachiman: "That so? Thank you for looking after my sister. I really appreciate it."

As I stand before my two clubmates, I lower my head bowing to show my gratitude. Komachi did mention it before that they pampered her. Guess I forgot. Hopefully, they don't bring up Yumiko over dinner. It'll be a challenge to maneuver over the situation I'm currently in. Just don't spill the beans Hachiman, that's your only goal.

Komachi is teaching Yuigahama how to cook as Yukinoshita plays sou chef for her. I set the table and try not to get in their way. The three have gotten a lot closer. I guess my absence had some positive effects. That's a relief. Then again, it could also be the reason why Komachi favors them over Yumiko. My phone vibrates with Yumiko texting me on the other end. Speak of the devil.

Yui: "Hikki! Who are you texting?"

Tsk!* Can't she mind her own business?! There's a reason why my phone is always on vibrate. What do I say?

Komachi: "Pft* It's probably that Brother Stealer… ERG!* I MEAN!"

KOMACHI! WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL?!

Yui: "Brother Stealer? So Yumiko is affecting your relationship with Hikki too huh? I didn't wanna say anything, but my friendship with her also took a nose dive."

Komachi: "…Ummm… yeah… hehe… that's what I meant. Sorry to hear about your broken friendship, Yui."

Thank you Kamisama for having Yuigahama be so dense. Looks like Yukinoshita is too focused on stirring the pot of food to really care about our conversation. But it's not like her relationship with me had really changed. There is that date I promised her and she seems to be more outwardly spoken about my involvement with Yumiko.

Komachi: "So did you treat me this past week because you're trying to win my brother back or something?"

Smart move sis! Turn the situation on them! Wait a minute... what?

Yui: "What?! No way! Haha! We just felt that you'd get so lonely if you were left alone. Right Yukinon?"

Yukino: "Ugh* Such an open book. Sure! What Yui said, Komachi."

Yui: "You see, it's cause we really care about you!"

Komachi: "Alright… if you say so."

As the dishes start coming out one by one, the dinner table becomes filled with Komachi's delicious meals. It's extra tasty today too. I guess this would be my last meal with her until she gets back. The three girls and I take our seats as we give thanks for the meal.

Yukino: "So how was your trip with Miura? I'd love to hear all about it."

Straight to the point! I Shoulda saw this coming. Yukinoshita has no filter.

Hachiman: "It was fine. Had loads of fun at Awaji Island and Osaka."

Yui: "Osaka?! Y-y-you two went to Osaka together?!"

I swear I heard this before. It's like I'm repeating myself at this point.

Hachiman: "Yeah. She has a cousin that lives there."

Yukino: "So you stayed with her cousin."

Hachiman: "He was cool, but no, we rented an AirBnB. CRAP!"

Yui: "WHAT?!"

Hachiman: "It's not what you think!"

Yukino: "Sigh* Did you at least behave yourself."

Hachiman: "Who do you think you're talking to? Of course! Like I even have the courage to do such things."

Yui: "Komachi, why are you crying?"

Komachi: "Oh? Am I crying? It must be the onions."

Yukino: "…They're cooked."

Komachi: "Ahh! Will you look at that, I might have forgotten to cook some of it all the way through."

I can only imagine that she's thinking about the romantic story I told her and how I confessed my love to Yumiko on top of Osaka's Umeda Sky Observatory. Hold it together Komachi! Just until they leave!

Yui: "So many surprises Hikki. You do seem taller now... I wish I could have been there. What did you guys end up doing?"

Yui's expression seems to have gotten much mellower. She's probably feeling so much regret.

Hachiman: "I'm a terrible storyteller but I guess I can tell you. We went to an anime theme park."

Yukino: "Nerd."

Hachiman: "Excuse me, don't interrupt my story, Ms. Pan the Panda fanatic."

Yukino: "Tsk* Sorry, please continue."

Hachiman: "We also went to a wet market, and that was pretty much it for Awaji Island. Her grandma cooks some amazing food, so I got Komachi a cookbook from there. In Osaka, we toured Dotonbori and had tons more good food, a boat tour of the city, and this really cool observatory. It was like something out of a sci-fi movie! The next day, we came back home."

Had to leave out the beach and club thing. They don't need to know any of that. That said, I also left out a lot of other stuff. But this is the abridged version anyway. Can't have them snooping too deep. I guess being an emotionless being, comes in handy from time to time.

Yui: "Was that really all of it? You really need to work on your storytelling skills Hikki."

Hachiman: "Sorry, you know how I am. It was fun with a lot of good experiences. There, is that good enough?"

Yukino: "Sounds like the two of you had a lot on your plate. Makes me curious to what else you're not telling us."

Hachiman: "What are you talking about? That was the gist of the trip. I mean, sure there were times where she was being… you know… Yumiko… but nothing out of the norm. The whole reason why she wanted me to go was that her parents were too busy to visit her grandmother."

Yukino: "What, she couldn't have asked Hayato or Yuigahama to accompany her?"

Hachiman: "…Fine, she had to impress her grandmother with a boyfriend. Apparently, she and Hayama were having some problems. I'm pretty sure you know about all that. She did phone Hayama a couple of times on our trip. Assuming she tried to stitch things up. That said, I was her fake boyfriend until we left Awaji Island for the sake of her Grams"

Yukino: "How cliche. My sister would have loved to stream that soap opera. As for Hayato, I did speak with him a couple times. And you're absolutely right, he tells me that he wants her back. So he's trying his best to get on her good side again. Let's face it before summer started, school ended pretty bad for the both of them."

Hachiman: "So you could see where my predicament comes in. I was doing her another favor."

Yukino: "I'm well aware of how close you two have become. But you don't really have to do much anymore. Hayato will do the rest."

Hachiman: "…Sure… I guess… you're right…"

Yukino: "Of course I'm right."

Komachi: "UMM! Well, you can't just abandon her! I mean, this trip probably meant the world to her right big bro? And you were the one there to share it with her. I don't think she'll just let you go now. Besides, with how things are with Hayama-san, who knows if he'll ever get the chance to rekindle his friendship with Yumiko-san? So the least you could do is be a friend until that happens."

Yukino: "Logically, she has a point. You've spent so much time with the Fire Queen that I don't think she'll easily hand you over... erg* I mean let you go. I feel for you Hikigaya. I truly do."

She's trying to cheer me up. Komachi is the only one at the table that knows the full story between me and Yumiko. But isn't this what she wanted? For me to denounce Yumiko in favor of Yukinoshita or Yuigahama? She would LOVE for me to tell one of them that I should just drop the whole friendship with Yumiko. And yet, she's protecting my girlfriend for whatever reason. Maybe it's for my sake, or maybe it's for her own guilty conscious. Or it could be a bit of both. Maybe she's slowly coming around. Komachi must know how much Yumiko means to me… right?

Yui: "When did you start calling her Yumiko?!"

The night ended with the two ladies departing shortly after spending some girl-on-girl bonding with Komachi. Not being a bother, I stuck to my stoic behavior and continued from the save point of my handheld; not minding the girls in the other room. I assume this is them wishing my sis good fortune and safe travels on her week-long departure.

The following day fell before me as my body awakens from the living room couch. Guess I passed out from playing my game again. It's been a while since I felt like this. Then again, ever since I got myself a girlfriend, my spare time has more or less been consumed by her, rather than all my other hobbies. Oh crap! Yumiko texted me last night, but I forgot to reply back. Scrambling to check my almost dead phone, I swiftly rush to my room to plug it into its charger as I check my missed messages and calls. Holy crap, it goes on for days… At some point, I left my phone alone, but can anyone really blame me for the tense situation that fell before me yesterday?

Checking the time, it's nearly 9 am. Almost time for my folks to leave for the day and Komachi to depart too. From out of nowhere, I hear my father's voice call out my name. He never calls for me. I meet him back outside the living room where he stands in front of the door. Looks like he's about ready to head out. So what would he want from me?

Mr. Hikigaya: "Hachiman, you've got a guest. Your girlfriend I assume?"

Yumiko? Here this early? Why? Was she that upset that she had to see me first thing in the morning? She would normally call or text… then again… my not replying probably has her concerned. But how does my dad know I have a girlfriend unless she said something? I thought we promised not to mention our status to anyone for the time being.

?: "For the last time Mr. Hikigaya, I'm here for your daughter Komachi!"

Mr. Hikigaya: "Really? But you look much older to be in the same year as her."

?: "Regardless, I'm here for her."

Mr. Hikigaya: "Hey, Hachiman. Can you deal with this? I have to get going."

After my father takes his leave, a slender girl with pale-blue hair stands where my father stood. Saki Kawasaki? What the hell is she doing here?

Saki: "Y-y-you didn't hear that just now did you?"

Mr. Hikigaya: "You should take it as a compliment. My father doesn't take a liking to just anyone."

Saki: "Like I'd ever go out with someone like you!"

Hachiman: "Relax, I was only teasing. So, you here to see Komachi?"

Saki: "Well, yes. I was going to walk her and my brother to the station."

Hachiman: "Where is the squirt anyway?"

Saki: "Look for yourself."

I step outside and peaked around the corner to see Taishi watching over Keika as she has her gaze focused on a snail. The kids spot me from a distance as they make themselves known. Taishi waves at me as his younger sister follows after him.

Taishi: "Hey Big Bro!"

Hachiman: "I'm gonna kill him."

Saki: "Erg* Please don't."

Keika: "Hey Big Bro!"

Hachiman: "She's fine."

Saki: "Lay a finger on any of them, you'll feel my wrath, Hachiman Hikigaya."

Hachiman: "Why don't we just announce it to the world already."

Shouting as loud as I can towards the kids and possibly my entire block, I made it known that Saki and I are officially boyfriend and girlfriend.

Hachiman: "Taishi! You can't get with my sister anymore! Didn't you hear?! Me and your Big Sis Saki are now a couple!"

Taishi: "NO WAY! YOU GOTTA BE JOKING!"

Keika: "Yay! I'm happy for you big sister! I always wanted to be a flower girl!"

Taishi: "No Keika, it was a joke. And flower girls are only for weddings."

Keika: "So big sister isn't going to get married?"

Saki: "HIKGAYA! STOP TEASING THEM!"

Hachiman: "And yet you're the one blushing."

Saki: "You're dead!"

Saki grabs me by my shirt and shoves me back into my house as Komachi finally makes her entrance to save her poor dear brother from this brute of a woman.

Komachi: "Bro! What exactly is going on!"

Hachiman: "Komachi! I thought you had my back?!"

Komachi: "Yeah right! When Saki-chan is upset, I know you're usually behind the whole thing!"

Hachiman: "Selling me out just like that? We're blood!"

Ms. Hikigaya: "Oh my! Hello! I don't think we've ever formally met. Is this the Miura girl I've heard so much about?!"

Saki: "Erg!* I AM NOT!"

Ms. Hikigaya: "Oh… I'm sorry, I didn't mean to offend anyone."

Saki: "Oh! Umm… I'm so sorry for my behavior. Your son happened to get under my skin just now. I didn't mean to raise my voice."

Ms. Hikigaya: "Well it sure seems my son is popular with the ladies. Komachi, are you sure he isn't a stud?"

Komachi and Saki: "Believe me, he's far from it."

Hachiman: "Tsk!*"

Did they have to sound so sure about it?

Ms. Hikigaya: "Oh my! Well, if you're not… you know who, then what's your name?"

Keika: "Big sister! Taishi said I can't be your flower girl!"

Ms. Hikigaya: "You're gonna be a flower girl for your sister? Who's the lucky guy?"

Keika points her sweet little fingers at me. Ugh*, well this backfired unexpectedly.

Keika: "Big brother Hachi-kun!"

Taishi: "Sorry sis, I tried to stop her. Oh, He-he-hello Ms. Hikigaya."

Ms. Hikigaya: "Hello hello everyone! So my son here is promised Saki's hand in marriage? Did I hear that correctly?"

Hachiman and Saki: "IT'S DUMB JOKE!"

Ms. Hikigaya: "Oh dear! I don't know what's going on with kids nowadays or the kinds of games they play. But something tells me that I should probably stay out of this. Would you look at the time? I'm running late for work."

Hachiman: "Yeah, you don't wanna miss clocking in. Pops headed out not too long ago."

Ms. Hikigaya: "Oh that man. We used to walk side-by-side all the time. Now he's rushing out making me chase after him. Anyways, Komachi, be a good girl on your trip and we'll see you when you get back. Son, you take care of your bride-to-be and her sweet siblings."

Hachiman, Saki, Taishi: "IT WAS A DUMB JOKE!"

Ms. Hikigaya: "Well, that's my que! Toodles kids! Hachi-kun, don't forget to lock the door! Bye! Momma loves you!"

Saki: "Can I go die now?"

Hachiman: "If only I share a grave next to yours."

Saki: "Deal."

Komachi: "You only have yourself to blame. Maybe next time think before you start making outlandish jokes!"

Taishi: "I missed your father, but I am glad I got to meet your mother, Komachi. She seems nice."

Komachi: "She tries her best. Anyway, I'm all ready to go! Big Bro, you gonna stay here by yourself, or are you gonna see me and Taishi off at the station?"

Hachiman: "What kind of big brother would I be if I didn't see you off?"

Arriving at the station, I give my sister a tight embracing goodbye. Saki and Keika say their goodbyes to Taishi as well. Walking up to Saki's kid brother, I want a word with him. Saki with a stern face at me thinks I'm up to my harassing demeanor. She has every right to think that for obvious reasons.

Hachiman: "Taishi, look out for Komachi. She's going to be hundreds of miles away from me. If anything happens to her, I won't be there to protect her. Please."

Saki: "Hikigaya…"

Taishi: "You have my word! I won't leave her side!"

I lay my hand on his shoulder. He's gotten taller. His shoulders… broader. He truly he's become a young man now. Even his voice has changed from when we first met; deeper sounding. Saki grabs hold of my sleeve as she starts to weep slowly. She's just as scared of her brother being away from her as I am for Komachi's safety. And who could blame her? She's usually playing the tough girl role, but when it's out of her control, she's helpless. Komachi stands next to Taishi as the pair look us both straight in the eyes.

Komachi: "I promise both of you that we'll watch one another. We're going to miss you so much. But we'll be fine."

That's my girl. A strong head on her shoulders type. I'm grateful for everything she does. Taishi grabs Komachi's hand… and though it struck a nerve with me, I need him to watch over my growing kid sister. My eyes start to fog over but before I let out any tears. I say my final goodbyes as Saki, Keika, and I watch the pair head inside thier transit with the rest of the Home Ecs group members. The door shuts and the train picks up speed… away from me. I have to believe she'll be okay.

Saki: "Do you think… they'll be fine on their own?"

Finally letting out some tears, I try to hide my face from Saki; who had started shedding tears from the moment the two siblings took each other's hands.

Hachiman: "They're Soubu High students now, they'll be just fine."

Slowly she and Keika let out a whining noise, still, Saki is attached to my sleeve. I wanna cry badly too. But I can't get too emotional. My heart is torn. Keika holds both our hands as the little girl tries to comfort her big sister. Hand-in-hand with Keika in between me and Saki Kawasaki, we finally head out of the station. Her small fingers, they remind me of when Komachi was that small. I held her hand like this everywhere I went, being her sole protector. She was the one person I had on my side since the beginning, and so to see her depart with another boy, pains me.

End.

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