I don't own South Park. Trey Parker and Matt Stone do.
Just so you know I may be busy doing other fanfictions. I don't wish to focus only on South Park so you'd probably expect chapters of all of my stories to come out very slowly. Just a heads up.
It was a beautiful morning in South Park. The sun was shining, birds were flying, flowers were opening and it was time for a new adventure in a day to start.
Leopold Stotch (or as everyone knew him as "Butters") opening his two big blue eyes to the warm shining sunlight in preparation to start his day.
He made his bed and put his Caballero Grizzly bear from Build-A-Bear on the top like a cherry on a sundae.
He kissed the photo of his Canadian Girlfriend: Charlotte Hawthorne sitting next to his bedside.
He took his morning shower whilst singing his trademark "Lu Lu Lu." song.
He then got brushed his teeth dressed and headed downstairs to join his parents for breakfast.
He stared eating some cereal with some milk.
It was then after he finished putting his dishes away that he saw his parents stern faces.
He rolled his eyes and said. "Oh great what did I do this time?"
Stephen Stotch glared at his son and said, "Butters do you remember the time you misused facebook to say bad things about people?"
"Yeah?" Butters responded.
"And how I took you to Russia with me to call out Vladmir Putin for influencing you?"
"Yeah."
"Well it turns out grounding a President is very illegal in all corners of the world."
"And?"
"President Putin has demanded I go to Russia to make things right with him and our flight is today."
"We're going to Russia?" Butters exclaimed.
"No," said Linda. "Your father and I are going to Russia, you're staying here."
"Staying here?" Butters asked. "But who's gonna take care of me?"
"Mark Zuckerburg." said Stephen sarcastically "Who do you think? Your damn Grandma!"
And with that Butter's world went dark.