"...utters...Butt..ers...BUTTERS!"
Butters jolted upward to the sound of his father screaming his name.
"Uh! What! What happened?"
"You fainted," said Linda. "You passed out after we said your grandma is coming to visit you."
"I did?" Butters asked.
"Butters, is there something you want to tell us?" Stephen asked.
"Uhh...well I.." Butters was stammering nervously. What was he supposed to say. That the last time his Grandma was over she bullied him to pieces. They'd think he was lying and ground him. And when they got back she would lie to them and say he was misbehaving and they'd ground him.
"No," Butters sighed. "I guess I haven't seen Granny in a long time that I just got shocked is all."
"Well mister," said Stephen. "You're gonna spend an entire week with her so you better get used to that."
An Entire Week...oh shit.
"When is she coming?" he asked.
"When you get home from school. She'll be here just when we leave." smiled Linda.
"Oh..." was all Butters said.
"And you better behave yourself with her." scolded Stephen. "If I hear one word of you misbehaving from her you are going to be grounded."
OH HAMBURGERS!
"Now get ready for School." said Linda.
Butters got off the ground and walked towards the door with his backpack. Absolutely dreading what was in store for him after school.
All throughout school Butters couldn't concentrate. Within SIX hours it was going to be torture season for him. His grandma's own field day anything else horrible in store for him. Every which way, He was cooked.
He sat through the school fidgeting and shaking nervously while few looked at him like he was another Tweek.
"Butters, is everything OK?" Stan finally asked him.
"Y-yeah Stan. Everything is fine" Butters lied
He was so nervous he wasn't looking where he was going in the hallway and bumped into someone.
"Sorry." he absentmindedly said as he looked up and he then saw exactly who he bumped into.
It was Heidi Turner.
"Butters?" she asked sternly.
"Hi Heidi." he smiled nervously.
Heidi narrowed her eyes at him.
Butters gulped, it wasn't that long ago that she punched him in the face. She was really upset at him on that day.
"What do you want?" she demanded.
"Oh n-nothing much I'm just having a normal day."
"Good." she muttered. "So am I." She turned to walk down the hall
"H-hey Heidi?" he said suddenly. She turned around sternly.
"What?"
"Have you ever had someone close to you treat you like a monster, yet you didn't know how to respond to it or tell other people?"
"If you're talking about my old relationship with Eric-which YOU purposefully ruined-then yes I can relate."
"Well how have you managed to fix that?"
"Well I broke up with him." Heidi flatly stated. "Why? Is your girlfriend giving you trouble?"
"N-no, not at all, thanks for trying, though." He turned and walked in the other direction.
Heidi looked at him go off nervously but she then turned around not wanting much to do with him.
Not after what he got her through with Eric.
Butters shakily walked home dreading what awaited him.
He couldn't just hide because his parents would ground him. And his Grandmother would add her own messes to make it hell.
On his way home he passed the church and saw Father Maxi inside. He looked outside and waved at the boy.
Butters half-heartedly waved back and continued on his way.
He saw his parents packing the car.
"Mom? Dad?" he asked.
"Oh Hey, Butters." Said Stephen. "You're back, your grandma is inside and dinner is in the oven. We'll miss you."
"Mom, Dad please don't leave me." Butter's pleaded.
"You'll be find, sweetie." Linda assured him. "Now be a good boy and respect your grandma."
"And if you misbehave you'll never see the light of day for 3 months." Stephen sneered. He and Linda climbed into the car and drove off.
The minute they were gone he heard the door creek open and a voice say. "Well Well, if it ain't captain Pussy."
Butters turned around in shock.
It was his grandmother.
And she was holding a spatula in her hands and was wearing a wicked smirk in her eyes.