For a while Granny Stotch lay on her stomach Immobile. Not moving.
"Well she's been out for quite a while." Annie commented.
"It's only been 90 seconds, idiot." Heidi muttered at her friend.
"You guys!" Tweek cried. "I think we killed her!"
"I think we went too Far!" Craig lamented.
"Don't panic." Cartman exclaimed Wipe everything down. We need three garbage bags, a shovel, some disinfectant, some latex gloves and oregano."
The other kids looked at him with deadpan expressions.
"Cartman we are not covering up a murder." Kyle sneered.
"Then what do you think we should do, Jew?" Cartman retorted?
"I think we should go to the police and tell them that there was an accident while we were having a party here. That way we-"
He was immediately cut off when Granny Stotch sprang up like a wild animal and grabbed Kyle by the throat, roaring like a maniac.
She shook him up and down whilst seething intensely. Kyle screamed and she stomped over to the window.
"Yes, kill Kahl!" Cartman cheered.
Everyone glared at him.
"I mean, oh no Kahl!"
Clyde, Token, and Scott raced towards Granny Stotch and tackled her down, trying to pull her away from the windows.
She shouted as she staggered back. Scott pulled out an unused syringe of Insulin and stabbed her butt with it.
She screamed as she released her hold on the Green Ushanka clad boy.
She shook the three boys off her back and turned to face them.
With one swift move of her arm, she knocked them all down.
She looked at them,
"You know, I was going to make Butters' life miserable..and now I think I know where to start on it..." she smirked sadistically. "By killing all of you!"
She grabbed a fire Poker and cornered Token, raising the pointy stick to impale him!
"TOKEN!" Everyone screamed.
"BABE! NO!" Nicole grabbed a Cactus plant and flung it at Granny Stotch. She screamed as it broke against her back. She then turned towards Nichole and set her sights on her instead.
As she marched over to the African American Girl. Token grabbed a bag of marbles that had been knocked off the mantle and threw them at Granny. She screamed as she slipped on them and hit her back so loudly there was a visible crunching sound.
"OHHH! My hip replacement!" she cried.
She got up and let out another scream that sounded more beastlike than crone like. She charged at the rest of the kids like a savage bull but they ddodged out of the way causing her to slam into the kitchen table, breaking the legs, causing her to fall with it to the floor.
She turned around as Jenny, Lola, Millie and Heather flung china plates at her. She screamed as they broke upon her saggy skin. Kevin threw a rolling pin at her while Esther flung a Waffle maker. Francis gave Nelly a leg up and she delivered a barrage of punches on the woman's evil face. Scott scarfed down an entire chocolate cake going into a diabetic rage. He delivered a strong headbutt to her pelvis. Once he was done, Sophie injected some insulin in him to return him to normal. Timmy drove forward as Red sprung off his wheelchair to shower her with flowers.
"Flowers?" granny stotch snorted "Don't use a pussy attack little girl."
Red just smirked "Except, these ones are unpollinated. And Jimmy over here does have some wasps that love flowers."
Jimmy opened a crate of wasps which stung the evil crone mercilessly. She screamed and reached for some water or insect repellent but instead grabbed a bottle of honey which slipped out of her fingers and over her body which caused the stinging to increase.
"Now that's what I call a st-st- a st-sticky situation." Jimmy joked with his signature smile.
"Now, everyone!" Butters cried. "Hit her with everything you've got!"
Everyone charged at Grandma Stotch and pummeled her with kicks, punches, anything their 10 year old bodies could muster.
As Granny Stotch bore the brunt of these hits, something snapped inside of her. It was feeding off of her intense hatred for her grandson and his meddling friends. It was fueling her, strengthening her, nourishing her. She let out a loud unearthly scream that shook the windows and cracked the walls.
"WHAT IS THIS!?" she screamed as the jumped up, throwing off all the kids from her body.
"YOU THINK YOU CAN HOLD ME DOWN!?" She kicked three girls back.
"NOBODY CAN!" with a long sweep of her arm she knocked all of them back, incapacitating them.
"Not anymore." she smirked sadistically as she grabbed a fruit spoon with sharp ends, raising it above her grandson.
Butters tensed himself, prepared for the end. This was it, he thought he could stand up to his tyrant of a grandmother. But in the end, he couldn't.
"BUTTERS!" a loud scream came from behind them.
Butters looked up. Immediately a giant flurry of black charged through the doorway and tackled the beldam, wrestling her to the ground.
It was Father Maxi.
"Father!" cried Butters. "You're here! But why?"
"My child," Maxi determinedly replied "You helped me realize I do have a choice. And that I can't stand on the side and cower anymore. I won't let you get hurt the way I did." He glared at the evil grandma. She smirked.
"So you must be captain Pussy's new friend." she laughed. "I always knew he was a little faggot but I never believed he would stoop this low to going out with catholic priests."
"Prattle on, Janet" sneered Maxi. "I will not let you hurt little Butters anymore."
"How very dull." She sneered. "And it's too bad really, because I'm going to hurt him right now." She extended her hands towards Butters.
Father Maxi's eyes blazed with anger and yanked her arm back.
They wrestled down the hall and out towards the front door.
Gaining strength, Butters. climbed to his feet to follow them.
The two adults crashed through the door, wrestling down the stairs and across the pavement.
"Wow, you're pretty strong for an old woman." Maxi exclaimed.
"I've been a kicknoxer in my youth." Granny Stotch smirked. "And fortunate for me, I've still got it." She delivered a punch to the Priest's jaw.
"You've hurt me in. the past." Father Maxi sneered. "I won't let you extend the same courtesy to Butters! He's never done anything wrong. You won't tear us apart. anymore!"
With that Granny Stotch smirked.
"I've torn you apart even more time than you remember."
"What do you mean about that?" he asked.
"Who do you think was driving that car that killed your parents?" she responded with a wicked grin.
Both Butters and Father Maxi gasped.
Maxi's. eyes blazed with unadulterated fury at this.
"I-it was you!?" he cried. "You're saying YOU KILLED MY PARENTS!?" He screamed and sent his fist sailing towards her face, only for her to catch it and knock him off her with foot, knocking him into.
She then noticed a stake of wood laying next to her. She grabbed it and stormed over to the priest.
Butters gasped in horror.
She raised it above his head.
"Time for you and your folks to reunite." she grinned.
Butters screamed. He charged forward and latched himself onto his grandmother causing her to scream.
He began to wrestle her to the ground. Climbing over to her face, punching and hitting it as hard as he could. Releasing all the rage he had been feeling since she first arrived. He was just so done with her. He clawed her, head butted her nose and even bit at her, anything for her to feel on the outside what he was feeling on the inside...and his outside too.
The second he has exhausted all his rage. He looked at his bully, his tormentor, his torturer. She lay on the ground, staring at him aghast. Her face covered in bruises, so many cuts with blood. She was now reduced from an evil old woman to a regular old woman. She couldn't hurt him anymore. He stepped off of her and let her stand up to look at. him.
"Look at you." She wheezed. "All grown up."
Butters felt awed at that statement. He really had matured,
"Shame it won't do you any good." she grinned. She pulled out her phone and it shows the Police on Speed Dial.
"While you fought me, I secretly sent a call to the police, they're on their way here and when they see the mess you made. They'll go ballistic."
"Well I have my friends to help me out!" Butters retorted.
"Actually, dude I need to get home." Stan piped up.
"Yeah, dude you're on your own." Kyle replied.
"(Bye)" Kenny said.
Butters watched helplessly as his back-stabbing friends were bailing on him. Walking towards their houses to avoid getting in hot water.
Butters then watched his Grandmother from her Sports car, waving goodbye with a mischievous grin on her face. He could hear the police sirens in the distance.
It wasn't fair. He did the right thing and he still didn't win.
"ISN'T THERE ANY JUSTICE IN THIS UNIVERSE!?' He screamed.
At that, the lamppost Maxi had crashed into tipped over. And slammed into Granny Stotch's car. caussing it to swerve, crash into a tree, reverse into a Telephone pole, slam into a car and reverse into a fire hydrant. Which unleashed a torrent of water that propelled the car into the center of the street. Before anything else could happen, two Rigs of Gasoline, and Tire caps collided with the car, shooting Granny Stotch out. The drivers also got out of their cars and ran.
"Granny!" Butters cried.
Before anything else could happen, one of the broken shocked wires from the telephone pole suddenly touched the leaking puddle of Gas causing a huge explosion launching the screaming beldam so high into the sky that she almost vanished. As she descended back to earth, a super speedy plane wing hit her. She luckily fell onto a pile of tire hubs Butters had quickly placed together. Unluckily, a Police Car was pulling up behind her and there was a sickening crunch.
"I am so fucked." Butters said. "How can this get any worse?"
"BUTTERS!" came a voice.
He turned around and saw his parents with their bags.
SHIT
"What is the meaning of this?" Stephen shrieked.
"D-dad I-"
"Well you'll have to tell us on the way." he dismissed.
"On the way?" Butters asked.
"Yes, we're moving to Russia."
"Forever?"
"No just for Six Months. I've been sentenced to One Million hours of community service there. So go inside and pack your things, our flight is in two hours!"
Butters was at a loss for words. All he could do was hang his head and slump inside.
"WAIT!" a voice came. Butters looked up and saw it was Father Maxi who had recovered. He was clutching his head.
"Father?" Butters cried.
"Mr and Mrs Stotch, please listen to me." He pleaded. "I don't think it's a good Idea to drag your son with you to Russia."
"What would you know about it?" Stephen snarled.
"I just think it would be hard for him. With a new school, a new environment and new friends. Especially if he's been here all his life." he replied.
"So what are you saying?" Linda asked.
"If it would be alright with you, Mr and Mrs Stotch." He continued. "I think it would be best if I took care of Butters while you sort out your legal problem in Russia."
Butters felt his heart rising. "You would do that?" he asked.
"You hear that Butters?" Stephen asked his son. "Do you want to stay with Father Maxi?"
"Yes." Butters said. "I do, dad."
"So then, I guess it's back to the airport for us then Linda." Stephen responded. "Oh well We called a moving van, you two can help us pack."
And he walked into the house and screamed.
A few hours later the van with Stephen and Linda's belongings were packed
"Goodbye, Butters." Linda walked forward and gave her son a kiss on his head. "We'll see you in six months."
"Which is how long you're gonna be grounded for when we get back." Stephen glared. But then it softened, "But Butters, we're gonna miss you."
Butters just ran into his fathers arms and hugged him, his mother joined in as well.
After they were done, both parents climbed into the vehicle, but not before Linda gave her son one last smile before they drove off, leaving Butters and Father Maxi standing side by side facing the sunset.
[Music: Faith in Christ]
"Father," Butters looked up. "Why did you decide to do that?"
Maxi gently smiled down at the boy. "Because you've been through so much, When I first saw you, I saw myself in you, and knew that you'd go down the same downward spiral I did. You deserved much better from your grandmother...your parents...the world."
"And so did you." smiled Butters. "I'm glad we get to spend more time together. And you get to take care of me"
"People will look at us funny, think it's weird." Maxi worried.
"Let them stare." Butters smiled "As long as I have you then I'm not so worried."
"And as long as I have you, my child then I'm not so worried."
He put his arm on Butters' back and Butters did the same.
(Narrator speaking) And so that's the story
Butters is waiting by the table and Father Maxi presents them with dinner.
The story of how two men bullied by the same person were brought together
Father Maxi Pushes Butters on a swing. While a Nate and Shirley Testaburger notice and whisper to each other.
And while both. of them were similar, they both never had the full picture.
They are at Build A Bear where Butters makes a bear, but when they bring it to the counter the clerk gives them a weirded out look.
One of them tried to fight back but didn't know how
Butters and Charlotte ride a Swan Boat together while Father Maxi watches from a Bench.
The other never tried to fight back at all
Father Maxi preaches a sermon with Butters by his side, ignoring the laughs and comments from the audience while the 4 boys look weirded.
Now they get to understand everything.
Butters and Maxi are sitting on a bench where Maxi puts his arm around Butters. Butters puts his hand on the Priest's lap.
Now, they get to have each other.
The Boy and the Priest both sit on a fence watching a nighttime parade go by as they look up in the sky and see two shooting stars pass by.
THE END
FAN CREDITS
Trey Parker: Stan Marsh, Eric Cartman, Clyde Donovan, Jimmy Valmer, Timmy Burch
Matt Stone: Kyle Broflovski, Kenny McCormick, Craig Tucker, Tweek Tweak. Scott Malkinson, Butters Scotch, Father Maxi.
Jessica Makinson: Heidi Turner
Christina Vee: Nelly,
Becca Scott: Sophie Gray
Tara Platt: Millie Larsen
Xanthe Huynh: Esther Stoley
Joe Brogie: Kevin Stoley
Jon Lipow: Stephen Stotch
Mona Marshall: Linda Stotch
April Stewart: Wendy Testaburger.
Adrian Beard: Token Black
Kimberly Brooks: Nichole Daniels
Jennifer Howell: Bebe
Betty Parker:Heather Williams
Nicki Jensen (The Voice of Midna From The Zelda Universe Dub of Twilight Princess): Annie Knitts
Lauren Landa: Lola
Deneen Melody: Jenny Simons
Diane Guerrero: Red
Donna Dooby: Grandma Stotch