Queen of sparks I own no one here, and suggestions are welcome, as long as they are SFW.
Xigbar was sitting in the lounge, watching Vexen wandering through a box in hand. It was full of scientific instruments, and other assorted things. It was mid afternoon, and a rather quiet day at that. They all had the day off, some of them took the time to do some cleaning. Xigbar had nothing better to do, and decided to lounge for a bit. So far this sleepwalking had been most amusing, and they kicked themselves for not having a camcorder.
"So going to eat your words again today?" He chuckled.
"Not in the least." Vexen replied. "This sleepwalking should be addressed."
"Why, it has been harmless fun." Xigbar laughed.
"Harmless!" huffed Vexen. "This could lead to something rather destructive."
"I would hardly say that." Marluxia chimed in walking into the lounge.
"You know I should tape record this." Xigbar mused.
"I am glad you did not have one with the kitchen incident." Vexen snorted, leaving the room in a huff.
"Pray tell me what that was about?" Marluxia smirked.
"Kiddo just shoved some pots and pans off the counter in search of some sleet." Xigbar told them.
"Hmm this does seem to be a trend."Marluxia noted. "Do you suppose we can continue this?"
"Do you really think I would miss out on all the fun." Xigbar laughed.
At that moment Saix came in with Demyx who seemed a bit nervous. Xigbar looked at him as if to ask what they had done now.
"How was I supposed to know where that drain went." Cried Demyx.
"That would explain the flooding in one of the lower storage rooms." Luxord sighed walking in sopping wet.
"You flooded the whole room!" Xigbar laughed "Way to go water boy.
"Not just that." Saix growled. "That was a good part of the archives as well."
"Well go big or go home then." Marluxia laughed.
"I was only trying to clean the floor." Demyx said defensively.
"Save it for the superior." Saix replied herding him along.
At that moment Invader wandered in, sporting a semi impish grin. They only waved and sat down on the sofa leaving Xigbar wondering. They found out soon enough as a semi annoyed Xemnas walked in. He knew this was going to be one of those days, but he wanted to keep their guest out of any mischief if possible.
"Where is she." He called.
"What did she do to you?" Xigbar asked.
"Nothing." Was the reply. "I just need to talk to them."
"Not if I get to them first." Called Xaldin.
Invader took that as a cue to either watch and wait or hide. They chose to just watch at this point, as they had yet to play any pranks.
"So are you gonna fight over me, or draw straws." She called
"Why would I fight the superior." Xaldin questioned.
"For science." Was the reply.
"I only wanted to hand you this chore list." Xemnas spoke, handing over some paper.
"Oh hey kitchen cleaning should not be to bad then." She spoke. "So I take it Xaldin will be helping."
"I was going to ask, but sense you volunteered." Xaldin spoke.
"Do you need me to help with the archives first." Invader asked.
"No too much heavy lifting for you." Xemnas spoke.
"One is never too small to help." Invader replied feeling a bit miffed.
"Given your stature and size it might be a bad idea." Xaldin spoke ruffling her hair.
"Cut that out!" They almost hissed.
"Easy there." Xaldan teased.
With that the two of them left, while Xemnas headed back to the archives to join Lexaeus and Zexion. Invader just followed Xaldin to the kitchen it was surprisingly already clean. That made them wonder what they were really doing here in the first place. On the table was a few baking supplies, and that gave them a few ideas.
"larxene's birthday is tomorrow." Xaldin spoke. "We are making them a cake and some cupcakes."
"We should get edible glitter." She remarked.
"I dont want to make a mess." Xaldin frowned.
"So what does she like?" Invader mused.
Xaldin just handed over some cake mixes,one of them was dark chocolate. They both worked silently getting things ready as well as some decorations. It had grown quite late and they had run out of stuff to put on the elaborate cupcake display.
"Looks like we have inadequate parts." Xaldin spoke. "We can fix that in the morning."
With that the both of them left, and she wound up sleeping on the sofa in the lounge. Later it she got up in a distraught manner, they had to find someone. Luxord happened to be up on a walk and saw them.
"Have you seen the queen of sparks?" She asked them.
"Who?" Luxord mused confused.
"The queen of sparks, we have a party ready for them, and I need to give them their gifts." their guest replied.
It dawned on them, she was talking about Larxene, but disturbing them at this hour would not be wise.
"That would be most..." He spoke to realize she had already taken off.
This was not good, he had to find her and soon, Saix was walking past when he spotted Luxord.
"I require your assistance" Luxord spoke.
"If it is in regards to the sleepwalking." Saix spoke. "I am inclined to do nothing."
"They are looking for Larxene." Luxord spoke.
"Well I wish them luck with that." He spoke wandering off.
Xigbar happened to be walking by video camera in hand.
"So have you seen kiddo?" He mused.
"They are looking for the queen of sparks." Luxord sighed.
Xigbar went a bit quiet, waking Larxense at this time of night would most likely wind up with them in the recovery wing. Though the question was should they interfere or not. The day they finally had a camera, he deiced to the hell with it and was going to record this. Invader had wandered back to the guest room, took a box and a tiara then left. Larxene happened to be awake and was suffering from some insomnia. They came across Luxord and Xigbar who had a video camera in hand.
"You were not in my room were you?" She glowered.
"No." Xigbar spoke just as their guest showed up.
"Your majesty." Their guest spoke with a bow. "I have been searching for you."
Larxene just turned heavily confused right now, was this some sort of prank.
"Is this a prank?" She hissed turning to Xigbar.
"Are you not going to accept such fine gifts?" Luxord spoke up.
"Will you not accept them?"Their guest spoke with a frown.
"Fine twerp." She sighed, taking them, the tiara was rather nice.
"Come along we have more things for you." Invader remarked, starting to walk off.
"Both of you had better be gone by the time I get back." Larxene hissed.
"Please let our court jester entertain us along the way." Invader pleaded.
Luxord was a bit shocked at that while Xigbar chucked at him.
"Very well my lady." He remarked with a bow.
Larxene was very weirded out at this point but followed the two of them. Luxord did his best with card tricks to keep their sleepwalking guest entertained. Once they reached the kitchen the lights were turned, on and a large pile of presents was on a nearby table. The fridge was opened revealing a large cake of sorts. However the cake was still missing a few things and was not quite finished. This was most unexpected, and they decided to let this slide a bit.
"Any commands the mighty queen of sparks." Their guest spoke up.
"Why yes." Larxene spoke getting a bit of a grin. "Take our court jester to the dungeon."
"Yes your majesty." They replied grabbing Luxord and dragging him along.
Well this was a pleasant surprise, and at least the twerp was out of her hair for now. She marched back to where Xigbar was and demanded an answer.
"She is just sleepwalking." Xigbar spoke. "No harm has come of it."
"I take this is not the first time." Larxene asked now somewhat interested.
"This is the third." Xigbar explained.
"As long as they don't annoy me I will let this slide." Larxene informed him. "Unless you want to help them pester another member."
"That might be fun." Xigbar replied.
Elsewhere, a very unamused Luxord let himself be led along till Invader woke up.
"What did I do now?" She questioned letting go of Luxord.
"Got us out of a rather troublesome situation." He replied. "You went looking for the queen of sparks."
Invader got really quiet, wondering how they had gotten away form Larxene unscathed.
"You were also escorting me to the dungeon." Luxord continued.
"This place has one?" Invader questioned a bit concerned.
"We do not, no worries love." He replied. "I heard you have been up to quite a few antics."
"I do feel sorry for Vexen though." Invader remarked.
"You can tell me in the morning." Luxord spoke wishing them a good night.
Invader made her way back to the guest room, wondering how many more times this was going to happen.