Last night I was drinking with my friends, I don't remember where; killing all my memories of my stupid ex's because all sociologists are rotten and should die, and then I woke up. With a hangover, with the most awful hangover and a stupid ray of sunlight fucking me right in the eyes.

Where the hell am IaaaAAAAAYYYY! -

How can my hips hurt so much? Everything burns, I want to pee, my waist is killing me... I believe ... They had me like it was the end of the world and now I also wake up alone ?! I have bruises, hickeys, bites, and a harness on?! What is this? I could kill a horse with this piece! This place is dark except where the sunlight was hitting me, smokey and filthy. How did I get to such a cheap motel ?! HOW DO I NOT REMEMBER?!

I want my stuff, where are my things… where… motherfuMYTHELEPHONE ! where is where is where is? -

My phone! I can't lose my phone if it isn't even one year old! Looking for it, I found on the dresser a photo of a huge muscular blond from the back, in a strange pose. He has a familiar face but I don't know where. Is he someone famous? But who leaves a photo lying just like that, who even uses photos today? I haven't seen a printed photo in a while… Wait, what does it say there? "You can retire now." Are you telling me? After everything I seem to have done to you, aren't you even going to give me breakfast?!

Typical. I drank too much and I fucked a second-rate famous guy who leaves photos as a souvenir, but I don't remember anything about him. I'd better put on whatever clothes I can find and get out of here fast. My belly is roaring with hunger so it must be late. Hardly I left the place with huge heels and a dress that I don't know how I put on, without my phone or my wallet or anything.

There's a lot of light, I can barely see but I know I don't know where I am. What part of the city is this? Everything looks old ... are they recording something? I need a mirror because the cheap motel does not even have one.

After walking for a while I came to a part with shops and showcases to look at myself in something.

Stupid model, I want to see my ... er ... see ... -

But the stupid woman in front of me didn't move, and she made the same faces as me and spoke when I spoke and it was me! Did the background of the photo hit me so hard that I made myself pretty? I was touching my beautiful new face when a guy came out yelling at me to come out in front of his store, but when he saw me they changed their manners and offered me whatever he was selling, in Italian. I sent it to hell, in Italian too. I am a model who can speak Italian now. HA! If my ex saw me.

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I really like Josuke's mom! She has soft skin when she takes my hand and she always laughs and is pretty! I like that we are both in the street because she buys me candy and she takes me to the arcade, but today we can't go there because we are going to see Josuke at the hospital.

I have never been to the hospital before, so I do not have permission to let go of Josuke's mother's hand, nor can I keep the robot that I am bringing him because it is a gift, because he is sick and sick people who cannot go out to play you have to go give gifts so that they get better.

Are we there yet?-

No, not Okuyasu-chan. We almost there.-

And are we going to be able to play?-

No love. Josuke has to rest ... Maybe he is going to fall asleep.-

I want to play, can I play with him if he is asleep?

Darling no, I don't think that's a good idea, because Josu.-

Look! THAT PLACE IS BIGGER THAN THE SCHOOL! -

Whoops! Come here! Without running, do you remember? -

Is Josuke there? Why is he there?

Because he is sick, here they are helping him to feel better.-

My gift is going to help him? -

Yes, he is going to be very happy.-

Then we went up some stairs and entered a room and there was Josuke! He had lots of flowers and balloons and his toys and a bed too high to make a fort and he wasn't playing with any of that!

OII JOSUKE! -

oku ... yasu? -

JOSUKE! -

Okuyasu! -

JOSUKE YOUR BED IS VERY HIGH AND IT IS A VERY LARGE PLACE AND I BROUGHT YOU A ROBOT! -

Okuyasu, love. Please don't yell here.-

KEICHO SENT YOU A DRAWING, JOSUKE! -

Okuyasu, we can't yell in a hospital ... Shhhh-

Shhhhhuuu! -

sshhhhh… -

Josuke, I brought you a robot ... Josuke! ... Are you sleepy? -

Okuyasu? ... my mom told me you were coming.-

Okuyasu, honey. Why don't you go find the gift you brought? Get out of bed carefully.-

I jumped off the bed and went to get the bag I bought. Josuke's mom went to sit with him on the bed so I hurried to go too, but I just saw a weird thing.

Tomoko-san! Those flowers are ugly!-

Yes, the flowers turn ugly after a few days.-

No, but they were all pretty when we arrived.-

You sure got confused. Come on in, Josuke woke up.-

Really?-

Okuyasu! -

Josuke! -

And I hugged him and he hugged me and he looked better than when I entered the room, now his face was no longer green, but he was just as wet as when we played ball. Josuke's mom closed a curtain and let us play and drink juice, but we couldn't get out of bed so we made a fort and then a circus with flying men and super-powered gangsters.

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I don't know who God is in this world, but I want to kill him. I want to kill him, I want to kill him. How the hell did I come to this world with this model body to get pregnant with a stranger? My life in Italy was perfect until my belly grew and some relatives from I don't know where they sent me to Japan.

I hated the second when I knew that I was going to be pregnant with the son of a random man, it is unfair that I have to carry the baby of another person. I had a photo, a place, and no more.

I hated giving birth, I hated breastfeeding, I hated every second, and I hated myself for how I felt. The stupid baby destroying my body was not to blame but I hated it too.

I cried every fucking night to get back to my house, to my old life.

The day I went to baptize him, the priest interviewed me and offered to give him up for adoption. He told me something about gravity and destiny ... I gave him the baby and ran out of that church.

None of this is real, right? I know that I am going to return to my house, to my real life.

This is like a dream or something.

It's like a game… like one of those anime games that my ex played all day.

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Okuyasu, I don't want to play circus here anymore… It smells like fart. Let's get out of here.-

IT WASN'T ME! ... Oi, Josuke, when are you going to get better? You've been here for a long time, I'm bored at home.-

I do not know. My mom says I'm going to get better soon ... -

But when?-

I don't know.-

Tomorrow?-

I don't know! … I wish… I don't like being here. I want to go to my house.-

It hurts?-

Yes ... everything hurts but it's weird.-

Weird?-

It's like when everything hurts and you want to cry, but you're so tired that it doesn't come out.-

Now I see you fine.-

Sometimes it happens to me.-

When?

When my mom comes.

JOSUKE LOOK! -

Ah! What?-

Her! The one that comes there! She is so pretty!-

It's true!-

Who will she come to see? To you?-

She looks like she's coming here, Okuyasu! -

Look at her! She looks like one of those actresses from the movies! -

She is entering the room ... is she talking to my mom? -

The pretty miss entered the room and went to talk to Josuke's mom.

Is this Higati's room… Hikashii… Josuke's room? -

… I'm sorry?-

Is this the piece where JoJo is or not? -

Jojo? Who is looking for him?-

My mom is angry.-

Why does she want to know if this is your room, Josuke? -

I don't know! I tell you that I do not know her.-

Tell her to give me her autograph.-

It is not like that!-

Look, I just need to talk to him, okay? -

Who. Are. You.-

Is he there or not! -

I'm his mother! -

You can't be his mom! You are very young!-

… Oh… Thank you? Wait, no!-

Behind you! You have one of those ... Ghosts? Like Josuke's!-

Can you see my...? -

So you know Josuke or not? That one, the beautiful one but with strange hair, he has powers to fix things… I'm looking for him!-

… -

Why are you looking at me like that? Do you know him or not? -

Look Josuke! The foreign lady looks very scared of your mom! -

I told you my mom is scary! It's because she has a ghost dancer with super powers, but it's a secret, Okuyasu.-

YOU HAVE ONE OF THOSE STRANGE POWERS! -

DORA! -

Dora? WHAT? ... No, my name is ...-

I don't care about your name! What are you doing here and what do you want with my son?! -

Stop trying to hit me with your powers! -

Stop dodging it! -

OKUYASU ARE YOU SEEING THAT?! -

… No.-

My mom has a ghost of a ballerina who is hitting a snake-whip that the other lady has! -

What? No! I see nothing! I WANT TO SEEIWANTTOSEEIWANTTO! -

Shut up!-

YOU LIAR! They are just looking at each other.

The lady's snake wants to hit my mom! She Makes PIUM PIUM! -

Children hideaAAAHHHHGGG! -

You attacked me first! You can't complain! ... You will not remember anyway ... Now, be a good girl and stay lying there, that I have important things to do.-

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That's the title of your sex tape! -

Aaaghh! I hate that game! I'm just trying to say that I find it awesome that he can do that trick with cigarettes in his mouth! How did you learn it? Does Holy-san know about this? Aren't you scared of cancer? -

My great-grandmother taught it to me. No. It is not more important than DIO.-

Kakyoin, you give me faith in young people. You are a good boy, you always think about your family. What a good son!

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…Mommy?-

Why did Tomoko-san fall to the ground? Josuke, don't go! -

Let go! Mommy!-

Shut up! I want to get out of this little hospital fast. Do any of you know Josuke or not? I'm searching for him.-

Do you know me? -

No ... It can't be you. You are just a little boy! -

Hey!-

This isn't right, you don't understand. I'm looking for a pretty teenager with strange hair and onward ... Hey, listen to me! -

My mom's dancer is like dancing and ... -

Look, Josuke! The flowers in your room are getting ugly, like when I arrived.-

I don't have time for this! Answer me, little boy. If you are Josuke you have the power to fix things. It has to be you! You got the shitty star and everything! -

Let go of me!

You have the power to fix things! You have to fix this! -

Let go of my friend! -

RELEASE MY SON! -

THE LADY FLYED OUT! -

YESSSS! My mom hit him all over the ...! -

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Snout, Polnareff. It does not matter if he has hair or not, what matters is that if he is protuberant he is called "Muzzle" and if not, it is a "Mouth".-

In other words, if a human has a "protruding" mouth as you say, then I can say that he has a snout. You heard the redhead, Jotaro. According to the dictionary, Joestar lips make you have a "snout".-

Are you smearing Joestar lips, Polnareff? I've seen them save our lives in ways you can't even imagine.-

… HAHAHAHA I believe you, Avdol! Of all you are the one who has seen it in action the most.-

I didn't mean something like that!-

Certainly not. Well, it doesn't matter now. What matters is that you have to wait for me a moment, I have to go do a great ...-

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SHIT! ... aaAAAYYY ... What did you do to me? -

That is the power of my Stand, Querida. I can do ...-

STAND! That was the name! I couldn't remember! Listen, I need Josuke's Stand, the one who fixes things! -

H-how come…? How do you know about my son's stand? -

Ugh… it's a long story, but I need those powers to… MY HANDS! MY SKIN! WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME?! I LOOK SO OLD-

It's… it's the power of my stand. I can remove e-energy from living things and ... -

YOU ALMOST KILLED ME!-

You were pulling my son! -

How can you not understand ?! None of this is real but I can die anyway! I'M GOING TO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU... WITH MY STAND! -

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Be careful. They always attack you when you go to the bathroom.-

Not always.-

Are excuses. He does not want to admit that it takes a long time.-

It doesn't take me that long! -

You need more fiber in your diet, Polnareff.-

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The lady has a whip! -

Like "Indiana Jones"? -

Yes, like that! And she's trying to hit my mom with lightning bolts! -

Tomoko-san! -

And my mom's ballerina can't get too close! She caught it! She caught her! ... No it was the whip got into the bag for mom and the other lady use her rays but go into the bag and now my mom and WHO IS HIM? ! -

... Nnhggh. Ouuch.-

Josuke, a strange man appeared in the middle! I also see superpowers! -

No ... I think he is real.-

Where…? Where I am?-

Where is my mom?-

Obviously, they exchanged. What about these powers? Who wrote this, someone on drugs?! -

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Yes ... I mean, no ... I am ... -

Higashikata Tomoko.-

That ... that's me.-

Do you know her, Joestar-san?

Pff ... yeah he knows me.-

You are Japanese. How do you know my grandfather? -

That's a long story.-

How did you get to this place, Tomoko-san? -

That is another long story ...? -

Where is Polnareff? -

He is not here?!-

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So, if I understood correctly, I am in Japan.-

Correct.-

In a small city in Japan, outside a hospital where there is a boy who is also a Joestar, who has powers to fix things.-

Yes.-

Child we left alone in that hospital.-

Security was coming! And you exchanged with his mother! -

And you know all this because... because you remember your past life where my story is part of a movie that you didn't pay attention to because of your ex-boyfriend.-

Yes, more or less.-

And you also have a stand.-

Yes, that too. But I don't want to attack you so don't hit me with yours.-

I wouldn't be, miss ... Only one thing I need to understand. Why do you want to go back to your previous life? -

What do you mean "why"? Obviously, I want to go back! My friends, my things! One day I just "woke up" here, with all the memories and moreover pregnant! -

Pregnant?-

What are you going to know if an idiot uses your body to make you a child and then leaves you alone! Do you think I have a pension? Not! An address, a letter? Nothing! A photo was what left me! A photo and a bastard! -

I can see her?-

… Yes. I always bring it in case I meet him again.-

Thank you, Miss. What did he say that this man's name was? I have not introduced myself either ... DIO. That man…?-

I don't think it's his real name. I don't remember much because I woke up with a hangover.-

I think I need a drink.-