Naruto Fan Fiction
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(Title)
"The Weasel and His Cat"
DISCLAIMER: I do not own 'Naruto'!
WARNING! RATED M! For warnings of harsh language.
"You Uchiha do not seem to understand the concept of 'no'." the Feline drawled, her voice low and threatening. Her eyes were dark with the promise of pain as she looked at the curly-haired boy in front of her. "Allow me to educated you... Fuck. Off." she spat venomously.
Young Shisui simply grinned sassily in response, his cheeks dimpling in a way that he probably thought was charming. Her ear flicked in peak annoyance. Just how were these children so unaffected by her tongue? She has reduced grown men into simpering babes in the past with a far kinder disposition.
Another insanity of this world, she decides.
"C'mon, Tomomi~!" Young Shisui wheedled, taking another step towards her agitated form. "Just once? It'll be over before you know it and I even promise to be gentle!"
She raised her head haughtily and spoke in the most condescending tone she possessed. "Touch me and I will pluck those precious eyeballs out of your skull. I do not have any need for a fucking hug."
Shisui, completely unfazed by her empty threat, smirked as he crossed his arms over his chest. Adopting a smug look found much too often on the face on an Uchiha. "Oh, yeah? And then what will you do with them?" he asked challengingly.
Her eyes narrowed sharply.
"I'll eat them." she said with all the seriousness she possessed.
Shisui's smirk fell and he looked utterly disgusted.
"That's just nasty, Tomomi. Also, totally not true."
Her tail began to swing lazily above her head, pleased with his reaction. "Says you. Fresh visual organs are a specialty in the Cat Fortress. A delicacy, really."
He narrowed his feminine eyes at her, wariness rising. "...you're lying."
There was only a hint of smugness in her tone, she did well to mask it. "Care to find out firsthand, child? I can recommend a food stand in Sora-ku for the next time you pass through. They deep fry them there. Gives it a nice crunch, contrasts nicely with the juicy center."
Shisui's face twisted and he began to make gagging noises.
"Yugh! Ugh-GAH! Oh, Kami! I-I can feel it in my mouth!" he shuddered violently, looking a bit green now. He then gave the Feline a baleful glare. "Y'know, I'd like to call your bluff but I'm really afraid of finding out at this point."
Shisui didn't know if a cat could smirk, but the expression of dark satisfaction Tomomi was wearing right now could be as close as he'll ever see. She settled against her stone perch comfortably, "Now if you're done, child, leave me in peace before the little weasel gets here. He'll be along shortly to disturb me today, I'm sure."
Shisui blinked, frowning as he cocked his head as he looked up at her.
"You mean, you don't know...?"
The Weasel and His Cat
TO BE CONTINUED
A/N: Been a while, huh? Well, good news is it's a double posting! Go see what wrong with Itachi!
Love you! Now go!
-Nanami