Naruto Fan Fiction
SI-OC!
(Title)
"The Weasel and His Cat"
DISCLAIMER: I do not own 'Naruto'!
WARNING! RATED M! For warnings of harsh language.
Itachi had arrived home to a sight that he, for all his lauded intelligence and comprehensive training, could not have ever predicted.
Tomomi was in his house. This, in itself was odd and was enough to cause him to freeze mid-step halfway though the door arch to stare in confusion. To further his bemusement, it seemed she had gotten caught in a blanket with young Sasuke sitting atop her. He had his round face pressed against her soft fur and giggled every time her long tail swept by and brushed against him.
Lime-green eyes had flicked over to Itachi as soon as he entered the room. Immediately, a paw had shot out from beneath the blankets, poised above the oblivious infant with claws extended menacingly.
It had taken less than a heartbeat before Itachi had swooped Sasuke into his arms and released Tomomi from the confines of the blanket. Sasuke had cried happily upon recognizing the gentle embrace of his older brother and Tomomi had fled to the opposite side of the room. Itachi began speaking uncertainly, brow furrowed. "Tomomi-san, I—"
"Save it, little weasel." the Feline interrupted, a dark aura rolling off her as she began to mat down the fur youngest Uchiha spawn had disrupted with his playing. "You are not the one responsible for my displeasure. This time."
"To-Mo!" Sasuke squealed, wriggling in his elder brother's arm in attempt to return playing with the harried Feline. Tomomi edged farther away, pressing herself against a wall, intent on scaling it if needed be to escape the Devil Child's grasp. Itachi's gaze had snapped to Sasuke in shock, dark eyes going round.
"Was that...?" his voice trailed off as he stared at the giddy infant who turned up at him with a gummy smile.
"To-Mooooe!" Sasuke cried again in excitement.
Then, Itachi's eyes had shone, so very brightly and filled with pride and joy that was reserved especially for his younger brother.
'Tomo.'
'Friend.'
There was no better first word Itachi could've wished to hear. He smiled gently, cuddling Sasuke closer to his chest to which the infant greedily took the affection.
Then Shisui had made the grave mistake of returning.
"Yo! Itachi! Y-You're back early, I just—SHIT! TOMOMI, I SAID I WAS—NOT THE FACE—"
Itachi had not taken his attention away from the infant in his arms, choicely ignoring how Shisui stumbled backwards with a howling black furry ball of indignant fury clawing at his face. Sasuke looked back up at him and cooed, drool spilling all over the front of his shirt as he reached up pudgy hands and motioned to grab at something.
"That's right, Sasuke..." the Uchiha heir whispered to his younger brother, who he allowed to clasped onto one of his fingers with a tiny fist. Itachi's heart swelled in his chest at the cuteness of it. "...she is our friend."
"Itachiiii!" Shisui wailed dramatically, brandishing a new cut across his cheek and many more littering his hands and forearms. Even now, she was still trying to go for his neck. "HELP ME ALREADY!"
Itachi had already turned his back to his friend and was headed for the kitchen, intent on getting the baby formula ready. Sasuke had most likely gained an appetite from all the excitement today.
"ITACHI!?" poor Shisui had tried again, followed by a few choice curse words from Tomomi as she made her displeasure known.
In the kitchen, Itachi held up the green, foul-smelling mixture and scrunched his nose at it. Everything about it had affronted his senses. Sasuke also made a face of distaste, one that had made the older Uchiha simply melt.
The Weasel and His Cat
TO BE CONTINUED
A/N: Ahhh! It's been so long guys! Sorry 'bout that. Apparently I'd been blocked until I finished the latest chapter of my other story. But here's another shot of cuteness for you guy, one that was inspired by all of you that wanted to see what happened next on Tomomi's babysitting adventure. I hope you liked it! Poor Shisui didn't, but he was asking for it after involving that surly cat.
Wuv yew~! Until the next time, see ya!
-Nanami