(Back with the Louds, they stopped nearby an area close to the base.)
Ford: Alright, you may be wondering why I requested to stop here.
Lynn Jr: It better be. I can't wait to give that Bill jerk a knuckle sandwich for possessing my little brother.
Ronnie Anne: Same here.
Ford: Yes, all of us wants to fight against Bill Cipher. But he has an army of brainwashed slaves. We can't just waltz inside. We need to find a way to defend ourselves.
Stan: I nominate on violence. I agree with the sports girl on her suggestion.
Ford: There needs to be a way to get ourselves unharmed, not just by fighting. Lucky thing I got the stuff to help just in case.
(Ford pushes a button on the van. The side of it reveals tons of items like weapons, guns, bombs, and grenades. Everyone's eyes were widened in shock.)
Luna: Whoa, dude!
Lori: That's literally shocking!
Ronnie Anne: How come you have all this stuff?
Ford: Well, whenever me and Stanley are fighting strange beings like Bill, we always come prepared.
Stan: You got that right. I have the brawns; you have the brains.
Ford: Right. However, me and my brother can't do this alone. We will need help from you guys to stop Bill this time.
(The Louds widened their eyes)
Rita: Hold up! We can't let the kids use weapons! It's dangerous! We must send the kids somewhere safe, like Pop-Pop!
Lori: Mom, there is literally no time for that. We must save Lincoln and Lisa!
Ford: Your daughter is right. Plus, the entrance is blocked, so we can't get out until Bill is defeated.
Rita: Oh, darn. Well, either way, there is no way I am letting our kids use weapons! They never had experiences with these kinds of stuff!
(As the Loud sisters started to complain, Lynn Sr whistled for everyone's attention.)
Lynn Sr: Look, we all have an objective here, and that's to rescue our boy. But Stan and Ford have a point. There is no way they can do this on their own. We will need to lend in a hand. Every one of us. (to Rita) Honey, I know this is dangerous for the girls, but we need all the assistance we can get. Even if our daughters aren't the type of people to use firearms, they must help us.
Lori: Dad is literally right, Mom. We need to step in for Lincoln. We need to show how much we care about him and to apologize for making him feel betrayed.
Leni: That is totes right. Linky has done so much for us. We should have returned the favor when we had the chance.
Luna: We owe it all to baby bro. We wouldn't be a good family if it weren't for him. Even if we are anything but.
Luan: Mom, you know what they say. If we are going to get Lincoln back, we only got one shot of this. And don't take that as a joke. It's serious!
Lynn Jr: We must do everything we can to stop that Bill jerk to get our family back together. When we get Lincoln back, we need to show him how much we appreciate him for being the unique one of the family.
Lucy: Our brother was the beaming light to our despair of darkness. He was always there for us.
Lana: I might not interact with him that much, but I still love him as our brother. Times like the one he helped me save the frogs from being experimented on shows how supportive he can be.
Lola: Linky and I don't have the best brother-and-sister relationship. I always have a bad habit of getting people into trouble, mostly him. But if there's a thing we all learned about, mostly me, we shouldn't take Linky for granted.
Lily: Linky good! Linky wove us!
Lynn Sr: Honey, I know you are against this, but the kids have a point.
Ronnie Anne: As a kid living with many family members in one house, I agree that a family this big should do everything to own up to the only male kid in it. Count me in to save Lam- I mean, Lincoln.
Clyde: Although my family is short and weird, I can understand a situation like this. We must team up to save my buddy.
(Rita looks at the Stans, and then she looks at the others. She sighs in response.)
Rita: Fine. I guess we need a hand anyway.
(Everyone smiled after hearing that. They all went to grab their weapons. Lynn Jr carried a bazooka, Luna has a sniper, Lori wielded a shotgun, Lola and Lana are carrying pistols, and Leni picked up smoke bombs.)
Leni: This is totes crazy!
Lola: I never carried a weapon before.
Lana: Awesome!
Lynn Jr: These are the perfect things to defend ourselves!
Lori: Literally unbelievable.
Luna: Rock on, dudes!
(Ronnie Anne carried another sniper, Clyde handled a pistol, Luan chose a shotgun, Lucy held some bombs, Lily picked up some grenades, and Lynn Sr and Rita chose gatling guns.)
Ronnie Anne: We're coming to save you, Lincoln.
Clyde: Hold on, buddy.
Lucy: We will be showing Bill Cipher a grave he will never escape from.
Lily: Boom boom!
Luan: Like I've said before, we got one shot at this! Let's save Lincoln!
Rita: I may have flown a plane before, but this is quite complex!
Lynn Sr: Honey, we must do this for Lincoln and Lisa!
Stan: Alright, is everyone ready?!
The others: Yeah!
Ford: Let's split ourselves! It will be faster taking down Bill's slaves to intrude the base.
(Everyone splits up in the area. First, Lana and Lola were hiding in some bushes. They see the mind controlled Meli Ramos, Roxanne, and Skippy)
Skippy: (brainwashed) Come out, wherever you guys are! (He shot a rock)
Meli Ramos: (brainwashed) We only want to check on you, so we can hurt you! (She repeatedly shot a tree, making it lose its branches and leaves.)
Roxanne: (brainwashed) Don't even try hiding yourselves! (She used a whip to break some sticks.)
(Lola and Lana nodded to each other. Quickly, they both leaped out of the bushes. They yelled as they fired their weapons. The brainwashed slaves yelled as they got hit. They dropped their weapons once they got hit. The Quantum Energy left their bodies after that. The three recovered and stood up.)
Roxanne: Ow…
Meli Ramos: Where are we? Why are our clothes different?
Skippy: What happened? And why are we carrying guns and weapons?
Lana: Guys, we can't explain much, but we need you to get out of here. Me and the others will take it here.
Lola: It's best you head to bed once you leave.
Meli Ramos: Right. Thanks, Lola.
Roxanne: See ya in the next paegent!
Skippy: Take care, Lana! (gives her a wrench) You will need this!
(Lana thanked him before he and the others left the base. She and Lola took out some soldiers that were securing the perimeter.)
Lana: Alright, you guys can enter.
(Luna was approaching the gate, but a brainwashed Chunk was hot on her trail. He aimed his bazooka at her. Luckily, Luan helped by shooting behind Chunk. This restored him and miss shooting Luna.)
Chunk: (shakes off the dizziness and notices Luna) Luna? What in blazes is going on, Love?
Luna: I don't have time to explain, but answer me this: have you seen my little brother?
Chunk: Last I saw him is that he approached me, wanting me to help him. I had to turn him down because I needed to help you out. However, he did something strange to me.
Luna: Curse that Bill Cipher! Look, just go see if you can help the others open that entrance since it is blocked.
Chunk: No problem, Love. (he rushes over to the entrance.)
Luna: Alright. That takes care of him. (she notices two figures approach Luan) Luan, take cover!
(Luan notices the two figures are the brainwashed Maggie and Benny Stein. She froze in shock. Luckily, Luna used her sniper against the two before they harmed her comedic sister. They woke up from their hypnotic daze.)
Benny: What? How did we get here?
Maggie: This is very confusing.
Luan: Guys, no time to chatter, but time to break that entrance open!
Maggie: Got it.
Benny: Be careful, Luan! Your brother has something crazy going on!
(After the two left, Luna and Luan went to some steps near the spotlights. They gave a signal. Lori and Leni followed.)
Lori: Alright, Leni. Just stay by my side, and we won't get injured.
Leni: Which side? The left or the right? (she wanders near a spotlight)
Lori: Leni! No! (she runs to grab her, luckily avoiding the spotlight. They see the brainwashed Carol Pringey, Bobby Santiago, Chaz, and Becky controlling it.) Follow my lead.
(The brainwashed Carol Pringey threw a grenade, while Bobby shot a bomb out of his gun. Both the oldest Loud siblings gulped when they saw the explosion.)
Leni: We need to sneak them up from behind.
Lori: I agree.
(Quietly, the two tiptoed behind the brainwashed Chaz and Carol Pingrey. Lori pulled the shotgun's trigger and shot them. They fell from the top of the base. Luckily, they landed in some bushes. Lori and Leni went to check them out.)
Carol Pingrey: Huh?
Chaz: Oh, man.
Lori: Guys, get out of here as fast you can.
Leni: We will take things from here.
(The two nodded as they were about to leave, but they were seen by the spotlight operated by the mindless Bobby and Becky.)
Bobby Santiago: (brainwashed) Intruders!
(The mindless Becky was about to pull a lever, but her and Bobby were blown by an explosion made by one of Leni's bombs. They ended up landing on the ground. Lori ran to them after they recovered from their trance.)
Bobby Santiago: Babe? What's going on? Heard your brother did something to my sister.
Becky: My head is kind of stiff.
Lori: Long story short, Lincoln got controlled by something, Ronnie Anne forgave him now! Leave the area, Boo-Boo Bear!
Bobby Santiago: Got it, babe!
(Later, with Billincoln, he was standing outside the base.)
Billincoln: Darn it. These slaves of mine are dropping like mosquitos! There must be some way to increase their strengths!
(A police officer appears behind Billincoln. It was Officer Schoffner.)
Billincoln: (sarcastically) Great.
Officer Schoffner: Son, is this your base?
Billincoln: Yes.
Officer Schoffner: Sorry about this, but you are going to have to come with me.
Billincoln: Alrighty then. But first I got a magic trick to show you.
Officer Schoffner: What's that?
Billincoln: I call it, the "shuffle the functions of every hole in your face". (he snaps his fingers.)
(Suddenly, Officer Schoffner's eye was her mouth, and her two eyes became her noise. Muffled screaming can be heard as she fell from the top of the base.)
Billincoln: I always enjoy that part. I should go check on the portal and Four Eyes.
(He goes inside to check the portal to Weirdmaggedon is ready to be enabled. Along with that, Lisa sat sadly in her cage.)
Billincoln: So, you really think you have the wits to fool old Bill Cipher, huh?
Lisa: Don't even try to console me.
Billincoln: Oh, don't worry about it, Four Eyes. Once my evil plan finally becomes complete, your home will embrace the weird! And I might consider letting you and your family live. Except for Lincoln Loud. He's a deadbeat.
Lisa: Over my expired corpse!
Billincoln: Hey, you just read my mind! I'm gonna have a lot of those ready! (He notices the portal to Weirdmaggedon is ready.) Finally! Time to unleash the end of Royal Woods!
Lisa: Nooo!
(Billincoln successfully activates the portal to Weirdmaggedon! He laughs hysterically as beings such as Eight Ball, Kryptos, Zanthar, and other evil henchmen of Bill pop out of the portal.)
Billincoln: Fantastic!
Eight Ball: Bill Cipher, is that you?
Billincoln: Of course, it's me, Eight Ball. Don't you remember our call?
Teeth: Why do you look so different?
Billincoln: Long story short, I tricked a kid into doing a deal with me. I took over his body and did everything I can to bring back the fun! But I can't do the conclusion without you guys!
Kryptos: That makes sense.
Eight Ball: But even with that going on, we were defeated last time. How do you know that won't happen again?
Billincoln: (smiling devilishly) Oh, I know my ways, Eight Ball. I know my ways. (He sees Lisa trying to unlock the cage) Eye Bats, you know what to do!
(Lisa sees the Eye Bats approaching her. They shine their red light on her, turning her into stone, but not before making a horrified face.)
Billincoln: That should do it. Now, let's go check up some of the new army I made. You will strengthen their powers.
Teeth: Alright! I can't wait to take a bite!
(As Billincoln and the others went on the top of the base, the portal started to spew out some more elements of Weirdmaggedon, including turning the blue sky inverted, bubbles of madness floating in town, meteor rocks falling on some of the citizens, and random fires occurring on Royal Woods. Screams can be heard from the town.)
Billincoln: Finally! My goal came true!
Teeth: Any orders, boss?
Billincoln: Same time as last time: cause havoc! But first, I need to borrow something from you guys.
Eight Ball: Anything, lord Bill.
(Billincoln gathers any brainwashed slaves of his and brings them to his henchmen.)
Billincoln: While I was prowling around Royal Woods, I got some Quantum Energy from one of the Loud kids. Good thing I tricked her! This allowed me to brainwash multiple people Snowflake and his family has met. However, a few of them ended up being broken free from my hypnosis, so that's where you come in.
Kryptos: What do we need to do, boss?
Billincoln: The remaining brainwashed slaves I have, I want you to give them some of your powers, so they won't get defeated easily. Good thing I still have some Quantum Energy left to make the process easy.
(Billincoln uses some Quantum Energy to start his process. He scanned his henchmen like Eight Ball and Teeth. After that, he made an extractor gun. He aimed at the brainwashed slaves and fired, but not before putting the DNA from his henchmen into the gun. As a result, some of them like Bratty Kid and Chandler had some glow around them. Chandler's teeth became spikier, Bratty Kid's eyes bulged out, growing their size, and the others had some effects that made them harder to defeat.)
Billincoln: Fantastic! My new minions are powerful now! There's no way the Louds will get here alive! Eight Ball, Teeth, the others, I want you to go to town to tear it apart and show the people its new rulers like we did back at Gravity Falls!
(Bill's henchmen nodded as they scrambled to go various locations in Royal Woods When they exited the base, the Louds, Ronnie Anne, Clyde, and the Stan twins were shocked. A giant X was floating.)
Lori: What is that?!
Ford: We are too late!
Leni: What do you mean?
Ford: Bill activated the portal to Weirdmaggedon! It's happening again!
(Everyone saw the giant monsters walking past them. They stepped through trees, made explosions in forests, and screams were heard from people, with giant eyeballs carrying them.)
Lola: This is the Weirdmaggedon thing Bill was talking about?!
Stan: Afraid so, kid.
(Lynn Sr and Rita were horrified of the many things occurring. They even saw Officer Schoffner in a state that had no words to describe it. She was on top of a cliff.)
Lola: AAAAHHHH! Get back, zombie!
(She shot her pistol at the deformed officer. She ended up falling, but she grabbed one part of the cliff. She fell to the ground, though.)
Ford: There must be a way inside that base. There should be a shortcut. (He notices a bridge.) Everyone let's go that bridge. It should get us to stop Bill faster.
(They all started to run to the bridge. However, they noticed that the brainwashed Bratty Kid was carrying a dynamite detonator. Along with that, a few of the brainwashed slaves were carrying spears and bows and arrows. Everyone's eyes widened in shock.)
Leni: Linky! Why do you have dynamite?!
Luna: That ain't him, dude. It's that kid that got us kicked out of the supermarket when we tried to help Lincoln get his favorite cereal.
Bratty Kid: (mind controlled) I'm not letting you get any further of stopping master Bill! You won't stop him!
(The brainwashed Bratty Kid pushes down on the dynamite detonator. The bridge started to fall apart, as well as some parts of it blowing up. The gang screamed as they ran back to where they were before, but they barely made it. However, while some spears and arrows were being shot at them, one managed to strike a piece of dynamite below the bridge. Everyone screamed in panic after the bridge collapsed. Ford held on tight to a big branch over a cliff. Stan held his free hand to avoid falling. The rest managed to grab each other's free hand to prevent them from falling to their doom. Below them are some of the remaining brainwashed slaves of Bill. And boy, were they not happy to see the gang still alive.)
Chandler: (brainwashed) Kill them! (wields his knife toward them)
Stella: (brainwashed) Turn their heads into pikes! (aims her spear at them)
Liam: (brainwashed) Turn them into corpses! (adjusts his mace)
Girl Jordan: (brainwashed) Dispose of their bodies! (carries a dagger)
(The gang gulped after hearing all the threats they made.)
Luan: Now that's what I call a cliffhanger! (laughs) Get it?
(Everyone groans in response.)
To be continued.