Fifi's New Tiny Toon Adventures
Written by Artist1990
Based on "Tiny Toon Adventures" created by Tom Ruegger and produced by Warner Bros. Animation and Amblin
Based on the "Pokémon" Video Games by Nintendo & Game Freak and the Anime Series by OLM, Inc.
Other guest starring franchises belong to their respective owners.
Note: All Pokémon dialogue is translated.
(Insert New Version of "Tiny Toon Adventures" Theme Song)
(We see the Warner Bros. logo which zooms away and it transitions to the Tiny Toons circle.)
Buster: We're tiny . . .
(Buster appears.)
Babs: We're toony . . .
(Babs appears.)
Cast: We're all a little looney,
(The rest of the Tiny Toons cast join in.)
And in this cartoony,
we're invading your TV.
(The Tiny Toons run out of the TV.)
Buster and Babs: We're comic dispensers.
(Buster squirts himself with a seltzer bottle, while Babs hits herself with a pie.)
Fifi: We crahck up ahll ze censahrs.
(The censors are laughing)
Cast: On Tiny Toon Adventures,
(Fifi emerges from the TV and smashes the screen with a mallet.)
get a dose of comedy!
(Buster is dressed as a doctor, while Babs and Fifi are dressed as nurses.)
So here's Acme Acres,
it's a whole wide world apart.
(We see a view of Acme Acres.)
Fifi: Our hahme sweet hahme, eet stahnds ahlahne,
a cahrtoon wahrk of ahrt!
(Fifi is making a painting of her Cadillac. She's wearing a French barret.)
Plucky: The scripts were rejected,
(Plucky is operating a type writer.)
expect the unexpected.
(A second Plucky head emerges from the paper, scaring the real Plucky.)
Cast: On Tiny Toon Adventures, it's about to start!
(We see the Tiny Toon Adventures logo again.)
Plucky: They're furry,
They're funny.
(Buster and Babs Bunny appear.)
Cast: They're Babs and Buster Bunny.
(Buster and Babs take off their disguises, revealing that Buster is really Babs and Babs is really Buster.)
Montana Max has money.
(Montana Max emerges from a pile of dollars, holding more dollars.)
Teen Titans are a bane!
(The TTG Versions of the Teen Titans are harassing Elmyra until Bane whacks all six of them with a large steel girder. Some of them hit the camera.)
Buster: Here's Hamton.
(Hamton is vacuuming his floor.)
Plucky: And Plucky!
(Plucky emerges from the vacuum.)
Babs: Fifi's very mushy!
(Fifi is kissing Pikachu silly, covering his face in pink lipstick kisses.)
Cast: Furrball's unlucky . . .
(Furrball is smelling a flower until a piano crushes him.)
and Gogo is insane.
(Gogo Dodo hits himself with a mallet, splitting him into more copies.)
Fifi: Aht ahcme looniverseety we earn our toon degree.
(We see Acme Looniversity.)
Ze teacheeng stahff's been getteeng laughs seence 1933!
(Fifi and the other students are gathered at class. The teachers present are Bugs Bunny, Pepé Le Pew, the Roadrunner and Wile E. Coyote, posing. Coyote is flattened by an anvil.)
Cast: We're tiny, we're toony, we're all a little looney,
(We see the cast of Tiny Toon Adventures)
It's Tiny Toon Adventures, come and join the fun!
(We see the logo again, but then, Fifi thrusts the words of 'Fifi's New' on top and joins Buster and Babs in the logo.)
Fifi: Ahnd now our sahng ees dahne!
Episode #2: I Love Fifi Part 1
TV Studio Segment #1
Buster and Babs Bunny (No relation) were gathered at a TV studio. "Hello and welcome to the premier episode of Fifi's New Tiny Toon Adventures!" said Buster.
"In today's episode, 'I Love Fifi Part 1', we'll show feature new Fifi cartoons. And now, please welcome everybody's favorite romance seeking skunkette; Fifi La Fume!" said Babs. Everybody began to clap and cheer as Fifi La Fume stepped onto the stage. She was wearing a shocking pink dress similar to the one Marilyn Monroe wore along with a matching pair of gloves, diamond bracelets & a necklace, bright pink lipstick & eyeshadow and blush.
"Merci, merci, merci," said Fifi, waving to the audience. She then began to blow kisses as well.
"So, Fifi, what is it like to have your own cartoon series?" asked Buster.
"Eet ees wahnderful, Bustair. Ze authahr ees showeeng mahre lahve ahnd ahppreciation fahr me, unlike ze writers of ze first three seasahns. Zey seemed to naht like how I wahs becahmeeng mahre pahpulahr zan my othair cahstahrs ahnd deedn't give enough screen time to mahke ze others mahre pahpulahr. Aht least ze authahr ees going to cahrrect zat by geeving mahre screen time, unlike zose lahzy bums. But I'm naht going to let ze fahme get to my head ahnd turn eento snahb, unlike ze Teen Teetahns when zey're new show wahs hahggeeng ze time slahts frahm ze othair shows," said Fifi. Fifi turned to the audience. "So, my ahdahreeng publeec, whaht would you like to see hahppen een ziss epeesahde?" asked Fifi. A fan raised her hand. "Yes?" asked Fifi.
"For starters, I want to see the controversial ending of 'Out of Odor' fixed. I along with my friends despise that episode and want nothing more than to see Elmyra get her just desserts," said Female Fan #1.
"Well guess whaht, zat's whaht we're going to do first. We'll show fahns how I escahped frahm Elmyra een time fahr 'Buttereeng up ze Buttfields'. Ze fixed endeeng will play befahre a new shahrt where I ahttempt to woo my rescuair," said Fifi.
"In fact, Elmyra is going to be the butt monkey in all three shorts," said Babs.
"So who is your rescuer?" asked Female Fan #1.
"You'll see," said Fifi, winking.
"And now, let us begin the first short," said Babs.
"Ahnd zank you to ahll my ahdahreeng fahns who suppahrted me," said Fifi. She blew another kiss at the audience, blowing some pink hearts. One of the hearts she blew became a transition to black.
Short #1: Out of Odor- The Real Ending
At Acme Acres, a little Pichu was wandering in the city, looking for food. He was a small, ground-dwelling rodent Pokémon with pale yellow fur. His ear tips, collar, and tail were black and angular. Pichu's pink cheek pouches can store small amounts of electricity, and its tiny nose looked like a dot. Pichu was classified as a quadruped, but it could walk easily on its hind legs. So far, he hadn't had that much luck finding food since he was far from the forest. Just then, he began to hear the voices of both Fifi La Fume and Elmyra Duff. "Let me go! I'm naht a keetty! I'm a skunk!" cried Fifi. "
You're such a kidder," said Elmyra. Pichu hid behind some trash cans and peeked up. He saw that Fifi was in Elmyra's grip. What was worse, Elmyra was also slamming her on the road too as she walked. Fifi looked different back then. She looked more like an ordinary skunk and didn't have the looks that she had today. She was slightly taller than Pichu, but would be around the size of a Pikachu.
"I said let go of me!" said Fifi. Suddenly, Fifi grabbed onto a nearby street pole. "Le help! Le help! Sahmebahdy please help me!" sobbed Fifi loudly. Unfortunately, Elmyra made Fifi let go of the pole.
(Insert "Kanto Wild Pokémon Battle" from Pokémon)
After hearing Fifi's cries for help, Pichu knew he couldn't let her lose her freedom. And he couldn't stand to see her in pain. Despite being a young Pokémon, he had to do something. Pichu got angry as indicated by him clinching his fist and gritting his teeth. He decided to put an end to Elmyra's abuse toward Fifi. "Alright, you stupid human brat! You asked for it!" said Pichu. Relying on his instincts, Pichu jumped from his hiding place and began to charge at Elmyra at full speed. As Pichu ran, his body became surrounded by golden electricity. While covered in electricity, Pichu's body looked black and white. This was Pichu's Volt Tackle attack. Before Elmyra could slam Fifi onto the ground again, Pichu rammed her right in the back, real hard. The stupid little girl yelped as she felt the blow. This caused her to let go of Fifi, sending her flying. Pichu's Volt Tackle also caused Elmyra to crash into the side of a car. Fifi screamed as she was falling. Moving quickly, Pichu caught Fifi in his arms, holding her above him. He gently put Fifi down to the ground. "Are you okay?" asked Pichu.
"I ahm now, zanks to you," said Fifi. She began to blush pink due to Pichu's display of bravery. "Whaht ees your nahme? I weesh to know ze nahme of my rescuair," said Fifi.
"I don't have an individual name. But I am a creature called Pichu," said Pichu.
"Oh Peechu. A cute nahme fahr a cute boy. I'm Fifi La Fume by ze way," said Fifi. Elmyra got back up after getting attacked. The instant she saw Pichu, she became infatuated by his cuteness.
"Ooh! A big mouse! I'm gonna get two new pets today!" said Elmyra excitedly. Pichu stood in front of Fifi, with his arms spread out.
"No way! I won't let you touch this skunkette! A beautiful girl like her shouldn't be caged against her will! She deserves freedom and happiness!" scolded Pichu. Ignorant of Pichu's words, Elmyra began to run toward the two. "Stand back. I'll handle her," said Pichu.
"But you'll get cahptured!" cried Fifi, with concern in her voice.
"I can handle her. I handled bullies bigger than her. I took down a black & white cat who made the big mistake of trying to eat me," said Pichu, winking at Fifi. Pichu was referring to Sylvester. Pichu's cheeks began to spark. "Piiiiiiichuuuuuuuuuuuuu!" cried Pichu as he let out a Thunder Shock attack. The electricity zapped Elmyra with deadly accuracy. The stupid human girl screamed as she was electrocuted. Fifi was surprised by what Pichu just did.
"Ooh la la! He cahn fire lightneeng!" cried Fifi. But suddenly, Pichu felt pain and fell down on the ground. "Sahcre bleu! Whaht hahppened?" asked Fifi.
"Aaaw man. I forgot that I can't use electric attacks without getting shocked myself due to being young," said Pichu.
(End Music)
(Insert "Raid!" from Pokémon)
Just then, Fifi noticed that Elmyra was starting to get back up on her feet. She had some electric burns on her body. She noticed that Pichu was down for the count. "Nobody to save you now, kitty!" snickered Elmyra. But then, Fifi grabbed Pichu in her arms.
"You're naht going to tahke me or ziss boy ahlive!" cried Fifi. She began to run for it, carrying Pichu with her.
"Come back! I want to make you two my pets!" said Elmyra as she ran after Fifi and Pichu. Fifi and Pichu ran until they turned into an alley. But unfortunately for the two, it was a dead.
"Oh no! We're trahpped!" cried Fifi. Fifi looked back and saw Elmyra slowly advancing toward the two.
"You won't escape me this time! You're going to be my pets forever and ever!" said Elmyra, grinning evilly. Fifi gasped and turned back to Pichu.
"Oh Peechu! Please get bahck up ahnd fight! I dahn't wahnt to be trahpped weeth zat weetch!" cried Fifi. Out of desperation, Fifi then began to kiss Pichu on the lips.
(End Music)
(Insert "Evolution" from Pokémon)
As Fifi kissed Pichu, Pichu's body began to glow blue. The skunkette gasped when she saw what was happening. Elmyra's smile faded when she saw Pichu glowing too. "What the?!" asked Elmyra. Then, Pichu's body began to change in shape and size. "Whaht ees hahppeneeng to you?" asked Fifi. When the glowing stopped, Pichu was no longer a Pichu. He was now a Pikachu. Pikachu had a heroic smile on his face upon evolving.
(End Music)
(Insert "Pokémon Gym Theme" from Pokémon)
"Peechu . . . you've chahnged . . . ," said Fifi.
"Evolved to be precise. And I'm no longer a Pichu. I am now . . . a Pikachu!" said Pikachu, taking a battle pose. Fifi's eyes turned heart shaped and her eye pupils turned into pink hearts. Her tongue drooped out real long and her heart pounded with love.
"Peekahchu. Zat's ahn even cutair nahme," said Fifi.
"So what? You've changed in appearance. Doesn't matter. You're still going to be my pets once this day is over," said Elmyra.
"Don't count your Torchics before they hatch, girl!" said Pikachu. Elmyra ran toward Pikachu. But Pikachu executed a Quick Attack to dodge her. He ran around the alley and charged at Elmyra. He rammed her right in the gut. Elmyra yelped as she felt the painful blow. This sent her crashing into some trash cans. Elmyra recovered.
"Yuck!" said Elmyra as she shook a banana peel off of her head. Pikachu's cheeks began to spark once again.
"Pikaaaachuuuuuuu!" cried Pikachu as he let off a Thunder Shock attack. Elmyra screamed as she was zapped silly. You could even see her skeleton in traditional cartoon fashion. Now that Pichu was now a Pikachu, he was now had better control over his electricity so there was no recoil. Fifi watched as Pikachu zapped Elmyra.
"My hero," said Fifi. Her cheeks started to blush pink again and pink hearts floated above the skunkette. "I defeenitely wahnt heem ahs my boyfriend. He's naht just hahndsahme, but strahng too," said Fifi. After the zapping, Elmyra was black as soot. Pikachu laughed at her. "Now to mahke our escahpe," said Fifi. She grabbed a nearby bucket of black paint and a paintbrush. She painted a false tunnel on the wall. Pikachu was surprised by this. "Cahme on. We cahn entair through here," said Fifi. Although Pikachu didn't fully understand Looney Tunes physics, he understood that Fifi was telling the truth. Fifi and Pikachu entered the fake tunnel. Elmyra recovered and saw the two entering the tunnel.
"You won't escape me that easily!" said Elmyra. She dashed toward the false tunnel. But when she got closer, WHAM! She crashed into the false tunnel, face first. She peeled off the wall, all dazed and with birds flying above her head.
(End Music)
(Insert "Gordon's Theme" from Thomas & Friends)
Suddenly, an express train exited out of the tunnel. It ran over Elmyra without even realizing it. It was being pulled by a big, sentient blue Triang LNER A1 class steam engine with red stripes and the number "4" painted on the sides of his tender. He was pulling six green & custard yellow SR Maunsell Coaches. The engine's name was Gordon and he was proud of being one of the few engines on Sir Topham Hatt's railway strong enough to pull the express. "Express coming through!" said Gordon. Fifi and Pikachu had actually hitched a ride on Gordon's train. Pikachu waved bye bye to Elmyra, while Fifi laughed at her getting squashed.
(End Music)
After Gordon and the express passed by, Elmyra was completely flat as a pancake. "Ow," she groaned.
(Insert "Reunion" from Pokémon)
It was nighttime when Fifi and Pikachu arrived back to Fifi's Cadillac at the Acme Acres Junkyard. "You live in an abandoned Cadillac in the junkyard?" asked Pikachu.
"Oui. I know eet's naht much, but eet's hahme," said Fifi.
"Anyway, I better get going," said Pikachu. He was about to leave when Fifi grabbed him by the hand.
"Wait. Will I evair see you ahgain?" asked Fifi.
"Well, I sometimes hang out at the Acme Acres park," said Pikachu.
"Zank you fahr sahveeng me frahm Elmyra. I zought my freedahm wahs gahne fahrevair. But I ahm sahfe zanks to you," said Fifi. The purple skunkette then gave Pikachu a big kiss on his cheek, leaving a pink lipstick mark. This caused Pikachu to blush pink. Fifi giggled at Pikachu's reaction. Pikachu then began to leave. "Le sigh. He's so cute . . . ahnd hahndsahme," said Fifi. Then, her eyes turned into pink hearts. "I sink I'm een lahve weeth zat Peekahchu," said Fifi.
(End Music)
(Insert "The Joker's Theme" from Batman the Animated Series)
Meanwhile, in the city, Batman driving his Batmobile was chasing the Joker who was driving the Jokermobile. It looked like the one that could be won as a prize during the whole "Joker's Wild" scandal. But the Clown Prince of Crime had customized it with missile launchers at both the front and the back. The Joker laughed as he fired some missiles from the rear cannon. Batman maneuvered the Batmobile to dodge the missiles. Instead, the missiles hit the float that Elmyra stole to try to catch Fifi earlier. The float was blasted into smithereens. "Whoops. Missed," said the Joker.
(End Music)
Later, Fifi got ready for bed and was wearing a pink nightgown. Before going to bed, she turned on the TV to see what was going on with the news.
"This is just in. Local animal lover, Elmyra Duff had been run over by a speeding express train that came out of a painted tunnel. She is now being escorted to the Acme Acres Hospital," said the news reporter. Fifi saw on the TV that Elmyra being carried into the ambulance on a stretcher by the medics. Elmyra was in a full body cast too. And the driver of the ambulance was Little Beeper. Fifi snickered due to what happened to Elmyra.
"Best news I've heard ahll day. Serves hair right," said Fifi. The ambulance started to drive away, but unfortunately, it hit a nearby fire hydrant. This caused the stretcher that Elmyra was strapped to roll out of the ambulance. The stretcher came to a stop after it hit a pothole and it tipped over. The straps broke lose and Elmyra rolled down the street yelping.
(Insert "The Joker's Theme" from Batman the Animated Series)
Suddenly, and without warning, the Jokermobile hit Elmyra, sending her flying and screaming. She hit a nearby fire escape and fell into a dumpster. She groaned before the dumpster lid slammed on her head and closed up. "Watch it, you road hog!" said the Joker. He then laughed at what happened to Elmyra, but not for long. The Jokermobile destroyed the stretcher with a crunch, with some of the pieces popping the tires. The Joker screamed as the Jokermobile skidded out of control and crashed into the wall of a building. The airbag set off after the crash. "Why so serious," said the Joker in his daze. He fell unconscious afterwards.
(End Music)
The Batmobile came to a stop and Batman got out to arrest the Joker. The whole thing was broadcast on TV too. "Justice hurts, no? Looks like I'll be dreameeng sweet dreams tahnight," said Fifi. Fifi then turned off the TV and the lights of her Cadillac. She pulled the covers over her, used her tail as a pillow and went to sleep. Buster and Babs Bunny (No relation) happened to be outside of the Acme Acres Junkyard.
"And that's how you fix the ending of a controversial episode," said Buster.
"Next chapter, we're about to see an untold tale of not just Fifi, but Pikachu too," said Babs.
Short #2: Stinking Beauty
(Insert "Alouette")
The next day, Fifi La Fume went to school like the other students. Right now, it was lunchtime and all the students were having lunch. Babs and Shirley were sitting at the same table. "Have you heard about what happened to Elmyra yesterday?" asked Babs.
"Yeah. She was, like, run over by a train and was sent to the hospital. She's going be in there for a while, especially cause she got hit by the Joker's Jokermobile too," said Shirley.
"Not only that. Professor Pepé Le Pew found out about how Elmyra impersonated him to get to Fifi. So in retaliation, once Elmyra gets out of the hospital, she's going to be suspended for a month," said Babs.
"I also heard that her family is getting sued cause Elmyra stole a float and it got destroyed," said Shirley.
"I'd say justice hahs been served," said a voice. It was Fifi La Fume. She sat down next to her two best friends.
"Hello Fifi," said Babs & Shirley.
"Bahnjour, geerls," said Fifi. She began to giggle and titter to herself.
"What's up with you, Fifi?" asked Babs.
"Like, what's giving you the giggles?" asked Shirley.
"I've been sinkeeng ahbout ze cute boy who sahved my life frahm Elmyra yesterday," said Fifi.
"Is it actually, like, a real skunk hunk?" asked Shirley.
"He's naht a skunk, but he's just ahs cute ahnd hahndsahme," said Fifi.
"So what is he and what does he look like?" asked Babs.
"And what is his name?" asked Shirley.
"He's a mouse ahbout my size ahnd ahs fahr whaht he looks like, how's ahbout I show you een ahrt clahss lahtair tahday?" asked Fifi.
"Sure," said Babs & Shirley.
(End Music)
After lunch period, all the students attended art class. The teacher teaching this class was Pepé Le Pew. He was a black and white, adult male skunk. "When I wahs chahseeng ahftair one skunk fahtale, I chahsed hair een ze louvre museum. Eet ees full of wahnderful ahrt mahsterpieces," explained Pepé.
"Masterpieces he probably ruined with his stench too," whispered Plucky to Buster.
"Shh," said Buster.
"Now clahss, I would like you to paint your own mahsterpieces een ahnyway zat you desire, ahs lahng ahs eets ahpprahpriate. You may begeen," said Pepé. Fifi knew exactly what she wanted to paint and began painting it immediately. After a couple of minutes, the students were finishing painting their artwork. Each student took turns to show their painting to the rest of the class. Finally, it was Fifi La Fume's turn. "So, Fifi La Fume, whaht hahve you painted?" asked Pepé.
"Yesterday, Elmyra tried to cahpture me ahnd mahke me hair pet. But zen, ziss cute boy cahme to ze rescue. I decided to mahke a painteeng depeecteeng when zat boy sahved my life," said Fifi.
(Insert "Pikachu Appears" from Pokémon)
Fifi then showed everybody else the painting. It was a painting of Pikachu zapping Elmyra silly. Also in the painting was Fifi herself, with an expression as if saying, "My hero". "Aaaaaaawwww," said Babs & Shirley, infatuated by Pikachu's cuteness.
"He looks like so cute," said Babs.
"Like, what is his name?" asked Shirley.
"Hees nahme ees Peekahchu," said Fifi.
"Like, a cute boy's got to have a cute name like that," said Shirley.
"I know," said Fifi.
"This guy looks like he belongs in a Japanese video game. The name sounds Japanese too," said Buster.
"Is it me, or is he zapping Elmyra with electricity?" asked Plucky.
"Oui. He cahn fire electreecity frahm zose cute rahsy cheeks of hees. He gahve Elmyra quite ze well deserved shahckeeng," said Fifi.
"Is that what sent her to the hospital yesterday?" asked Babs.
"No. Frahm whaht I heard, she wahs run ovair by a speedeeng express train zat cahme out of a painted tunnel. Peekahchu ahnd I used eet to escahpe Elmyra," said Fifi.
"Ees Peekahchu a new student? I would like to meet ze boy who sahved my prahtégé," said Pepé.
"I deed ahsk Bugs eef he ahttends Ahcme Looniverseety, but he says zere eesn't a student weeth zat nahme on ze student leest. I sink he's just one of ze lahcahl woodlahnd creatures," said Fifi.
(End Music)
Mary Melody then realized something. "Oh my goodness! Fifi, do you have any idea what saved you?" asked Mary.
"Should I, Mahry?" asked Fifi.
(Insert "I Choose You" from Pokémon)
"Pikachu is one of my many subspecies of a race of creatures called Pokémon," said Mary.
"Whaht kind of creatures ahre Pahkémahn?" asked Fifi.
"Pokémon are these creatures with amazing abilities. They also have different elemental types. Eighteen different types to be exact. Grass, Poison, Fire, Flying, Water, Bug, Normal, Electric, Ground, Fairy, Fighting, Psychic, Rock, Steel, Ice, Ghost, Dragon and Dark," explained Mary.
"Ahs I weetnessed, zat Peekahchu wahs one of ze electreec-types, right?" asked Fifi.
"Right," said Mary.
"Just how mahny deefferent subspecies of Pahkémahn ahre zere?" asked Fifi.
"Eight hundred," said Mary.
"Ooh la la. Zat's a laht," said Fifi.
"But there are new species that are still being discovered," said Mary. She paused. "People keep these Pokémon as pets. But the most popular use is to use them in Pokémon battles, where Pokémon would battle each for competition or fun. These people are known as Pokémon Trainers. But there are those who want to use them for evil too. Fortunately, there are those who fight to stop them from taking over the world. Sometimes, when a Pokémon gets stronger, they change into a new type of Pokémon that's stronger than their previous form. That's Pokémon evolution. For example, a Bulbasaur can evolve into a Ivysaur, and then a Venusaur. A Pikachu actually evolves from a baby Pokémon called Pichu. It evolves into Pikachu if it has a high friendship with its Trainer or another individual in general. And if exposed to a Thunder Stone, a Pikachu will evolve into a Raichu. Pokémon are very rare in Acme Acres. You were lucky that Pikachu was in town," said Mary.
(End Music)
"I guess I wahs. Ze truth ees, when he cahme to my rescue, he deed stahrt out ahs a Peechu. But dureeng ze rescue, Peechu gaht hurt. Out of desperahtion, I keessed heem, hahpeeng he'd regain hees strength. When I keessed heem, zat's when he evahlved eento a Peekahchu," said Fifi.
"If my guess was correct, your growing love for the cutie must've what triggered his evolution," said Mary.
"Oui. Right ahftair school, I'm going to find heem ahnd give heem a prahpair zank you fahr sahveeng me," said Fifi. She giggled, thinking about Pikachu.
"Ahh. Eet seems Fifi hahs found a pahtential true lahve, yes?" asked Pepé.
(Insert "Alouette")
After school, Fifi La Fume went to find Pikachu. Her search took her to the Acme Acres Park. She spotted Pikachu, taking a nap. The instant Fifi spotted Pikachu, the stripe on her back and tail began to turn red like a thermometer. Her eyes turned into pink hearts and her heart pounded with love. Her tongue was sticking out too. "Ooh la la! Zere's my leettle lightneeng bahlt of l'ahmour!" said Fifi. But then, she noticed Pikachu was napping. "He's ahsleep. But I know whaht will wahke heem up; true lahve's first keess," said Fifi, raising her eyebrows.
(End Music)
Fifi tiptoed toward Pikachu and kneeled down so that she would be eye level with him. The purple skunkette then puckered her lips and began to kiss Pikachu on the lips. As Fifi kissed him, Pikachu's eyes started to open, slowly at first. But then, they widened real big when he realized he was being kissed.
"Aaaaaugh! Yuck! I've been kissed on the lips by a girl! Bleah!" said Pikachu. He began to gag and spit on the ground in disgust.
"Aaaaawww. Whaht's ze mahttair? Ahre you ahfraid I hahve cooties?" teased Fifi. She let out a girly giggle.
"Hey. You're the girl skunk that I saved the life of yesterday," said Pikachu.
"Oui. Een cahse you dahn't remembair, my nahme ees Fifi La Fume," said Fifi.
"Why did you kiss me?! It was disgusting!" cried Pikachu.
"Hahven't you read certain fairy tahles? True lahve's first keess cahn wahke up certain royal sleepy heads," said Fifi.
"But its the boy who wakes up the girl with a kiss! Not the other way around!" cried Pikachu.
"Zat's too stereotypeecahl. You deedn't seem to mind when I keessed you on ze leeps yesterday, wheech treeggered your evahlution," said Fifi.
"That was because I was too weak to even care at that time," said Pikachu.
(Insert "Love Theme" from Romeo & Juliet Tchaikovsky)
Fifi then wrapped her bushy tail around Pikachu to bring him close to her. "Oh merci! Merci! Merci! Zank you fahr sahveeng me frahm Elmyra! I owe you my life!" cried Fifi. The purple skunkette began to kiss Pikachu silly, getting his face covered in pink kiss marks. "Oh, you hahve no idea how lahng I've waited fahr a boy like you. You're ze first nahn-skunk hunk I've becahme ahttrahcted to," said Fifi. She resumed kissing Pikachu, giggling in between kisses. Pikachu seemed to enjoy Fifi's kisses. That is, until he started to smell Fifi's horrible odor. Her stink fumes were purple in contrast to Pepé's green skunk fumes. His eyes were also starting to tear up too.
"Madame, compose yourself! We just met! We're two different species!" cried Pikachu.
"Doesn't mahttair. Mahry Melahdy tahld me sahmetimes two deefferent species of Pahkémahn may fahll een lahve weeth each othair. So, a rahmahnce between us ees pahsseeble, even zough I'm naht a Pahkémahn myself," said Fifi. She batted her eyelashes at Pikachu in a very cute manner. Fifi then began to kiss Pikachu on the lips.
(End Music)
Pikachu couldn't take Fifi's smell any longer. The electric mouse suddenly broke free and began to run away, screaming. Fifi then began to prance after Pikachu, giggling. "I lahve eet when boys play hahrd to get!" cried Fifi. Pikachu ran as fast as his legs could carry him, with Fifi La Fume in hot pursuit of him. Hearts floated above Fifi as she chased the cute electric-type Pokémon. Pikachu was starting to grow tired from all the running until he finally collapsed to the ground. Fifi managed to catch up with Pikachu and picked him up. "Aaaaaaawwwwwww. You tired frahm ahll zat runneeng? Dahn't wahrry, Fifi will mahke you bettair, weeth sahme snuggleeng ahnd smoocheeng," said Fifi. Pikachu regained his senses and gasped.
"Pikachuuuuuuuuuuu!" cried Pikachu as he let off a Thunder Shock attack. Fifi yelped as she got zapped silly. Pikachu then ran for it once again. Fifi's hair and fur were spiked up due to being zapped.
"Fleert," said Fifi. Fifi La Fume began to search all over Acme Acres for Pikachu. "Yoo hoo! Where ahre you, my escahrgaht of lahve?" asked Fifi. Just then, she saw Pikachu across the street. He cleaned his face of the lipstick marks Fifi planted on him. Right now was slurping up a bottle of ketchup. The electric-type Pokémon seemed to enjoy the stuff. Fifi then got an idea. "You know whaht zey say, ze best way to a mahn's heart ees through hees stahmahch," said Fifi, winking. Later, Fifi La Fume got both a bottle of ketchup and a small plate. She laid the plate and began pouring the ketchup on the plate. At that moment, Babs was walking by.
"What are you doing, Fifi?" asked Babs.
"Quite simple. I'm lureeng Peekahchu out weeth ziss ketchup," said Fifi.
"So, why use ketchup?" asked Babs.
"'Cause he crahves eet," said Fifi. Fifi then put a sign that read, "Free Ketchup".
"I can't believe you've stooped to the coyotes' level," said Babs. She then left.
"Ziss hahd bettair wahrk," said Fifi. She hid behind some trash cans. Pikachu was wandering when he saw the plate of ketchup. "Pika Pika!" cried Pikachu happily. He licked his lips and began to lap up the ketchup.
(Insert "Hiya, Hot Stuff" from Pokémon)
Fifi then emerged from her hiding place and covered his eyes. "Pi?" asked Pikachu.
"Guess who?" asked Fifi. Fifi turned Pikachu around so that the two would be face to face. Pikachu gasped when he saw it was Fifi.
Oh no. Not her again. She baited me with that ketchup, thought Pikachu. Fifi's eyes were pink hearts as she embraced Pikachu.
"Bahnjour, petite, yellow ahnd cute," said Fifi. Pikachu's face started to turn green from Fifi's stinky odor. Pikachu burst free, but he slipped and fell to the ground. At that moment, Fifi was dressed up as a French painter and was painting a picture of Pikachu. "Dahn't mahve, dahrleeng. I wahnt to remembair you just ahs you ahre," said Fifi. She continued to paint the picture. Suddenly, Pikachu fled and Fifi painted the dust cloud that he left behind. "Ahw, shucks . . . you mahved! Le sigh. Boys, zey sure ahct strahnge when ahround wahmen," said Fifi, looking annoyed.
(End Music)
Pikachu ran into a carnival, hoping to lose Fifi. He saw a boat going into a tunnel and decided to hide in there. Pikachu let out a sigh of relief. "Alone at last," said Pikachu. Unfortunately, he wasn't alone. Pikachu heard Fifi humming a romantic tune to herself. He slowly turned around and saw Fifi applying fresh pink lipstick on her lips. She then put on perfume. Pikachu gasped when he saw Fifi. Fifi turned to Pikachu, with a sultry look on her face.
"Glahd you could join me een ze tunnel of lahve," said Fifi, fluttering her eyelashes once again.
"TUNNEL OF LOVE?!" cried Pikachu. He screamed like a sheep as he tried to jump out of the boat and into the water to swim away. But Fifi yanked Pikachu back in by the tail.
"Ziss ees a no sweemmeeng zahne. Please remain een ze boat unteel ze ride ees ovair," said Fifi. Fifi then wrapped her arms and tail around Pikachu. "Keess me, my leettle spahrk plug!" cried Fifi. Pikachu struggled to break free of Fifi's loving grip, but it was useless. Fifi began kissing Pikachu all over, leaving kiss marks on his face as she smooched him once again. "Bleah!" cried Pikachu as he got kissed. At one point, Fifi leapt into her own tail to give herself and Pikachu privacy. The ride as well as the kissing lasted for a full ten minutes. By the time the boat arrived at the end of the tunnel, Fifi delivered one big final kiss. She uncurled her tail, revealing herself and poor Pikachu, who was covered in pink lipstick kisses from head to toe. His eyes were Xs to show the kisses combined with Fifi's horrible stink had overwhelmed him. Pikachu let out a groan. "Peekahchu? Hello? Earth to Peekahchu," said Fifi. She waved her hand in front of Pikachu before snapping her fingers. "Sahcrebleu! I've sent heem eento a keess induced cahma, no?" said Fifi sheepishly. But at that moment, Fifi then got an idea. "Maybe eet tahkes ahnahthair keess to wahke heem up," said Fifi. Fifi puckered her lovely pink lips, ready to kiss Pikachu again. Pikachu then regained his senses and saw Fifi, with puckered lips. He burst free and ran off screaming. "Ze poor boy. He must be ze keess-o-phahbia," said Fifi. Fifi began to prance after Pikachu again. "Too bahd fahr heem, I ahm ze keess-o-hahleec," said Fifi. Pikachu ran until he arrived to what appeared to be an abandoned night club.
"Whew. Finally got away from that lovesick skunk," said Pikachu. But he spoke too soon when lights turned on part of the stage. And standing on the stage was Fifi La Fume. This time, she was wearing a sparkly pink, cocktail dress with a sweetheart neckline, a low back and a high thigh slit. She also wore white opera gloves, purple eyeshadow and pink lipstick. Pikachu couldn't help but blush at the sight of how beautiful Fifi looked, wearing the dress and makeup. "Ziss one's fahr you, Peekahchu," said Fifi. Then, the purple skunkette grabbed him by the hands and began to dance with him while singing a beautiful love song to woo him.
Where ze boys ahre
Sahmeone waits fahr me
A smeeling fahce,
a wahrm embrahce,
two pahws to hahld me tenderlyahnd
(Spoken) Ooh la la, beeg boy
Where ze boys ahre
My true lahve will be,
(Spoken) Chéri (Sigh)
He's wahlkeeng down
sahme street een town
Ahnd I know he's lookeeng zere fahr me
(Spoken) I'm ovair here! Yoo-hoo!
Een ze crowd of a meellion people
Ziss skunkette will find my vahlentine
(Spoken) Oh yes, I will ahnd zen you know whaht?
Zen I'll cleemb to ze highest steeple
Ahnd I will tell ze whahle wahrld he's mine
(Spoken) Paws off, cause he's mine. Uh-huh.
'Teel he hahlds me
I wait eempahtiently
(Spoken) Oh yes, I do.
Where ze boys ahre,
(Spoken) My crepe suzette
Where ze boys ahre'
Where ze boys ahre, sahmeone waits fahr me
(Spoken) Oh yes fahr me.
'Teel he hahlds me
I wait eempahtiently
(Spoken) Hurry up, will you?
Where ze boys ahre,
(Spoken) I'm waiteeng.
Where ze boys ahre
(Spoken) Zat's where I wahnt to be.
Where ze boys ahre, sahmeone waits fahr Fifi
(Spoken) Here ees your Fifi.
I am ahm waiteeng fahr you my fahvahrite cahmahndare
My leettle crepe suzette
After singing, Fifi La Fume began to kiss Pikachu all over the face again, leaving pink kiss marks all over him. She then began to deliver a really big kiss on his lips. Pikachu finally couldn't take it anymore.
"Pikaaaaaaaaaaaachuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!" screamed Pikachu as he let off a Thunder Shock attack. Fifi screamed as she was zapped silly by Pikachu's electricity. This caused her to let go of Pikachu. Pikachu began to make a run for it. Fifi's hair and fur were all spiked up from getting zapped once again. And her lips were swollen, so they looked like she had pouty lips.
"I hahve felt ze spahrks of lahve," said Fifi. Her voice sounded funny due to having swollen lips. She fell to the ground, with swirls in her eyes and a silly smile on her face. Her tongue was sticking out too. Pikachu ran as far as away as he could and he cleaned the kiss marks off of his face.
"That silly skunk's going to find me sooner or later. I have to shake her off permanently!" cried Pikachu. Just then, Pikachu spotted Plucky Duck, sleeping under a tree. He also saw cans of black and white paint and finally got an idea. "I hate to do this. But desperate times call for desperate measures," said Pikachu. He got out a paintbrush to do his work. Minutes later, Pikachu painted Plucky Duck so that he looked like a skunk. Plucky let out a yawn as he woke up. Pikachu was hiding in the tree that Plucky was napping under earlier. Fifi recovered from her shocking experience and her lips were back to normal.
"Yoo hoo! Where ahre you, Peekahchu? I ahm ahlmahst finding you!" called Fifi.
(Insert "Love Theme" from Romeo & Juliet Tchaikovsky)
Just then, Fifi saw the painted Plucky and her eyes turned into pink hearts once again and her heart pounded with love. "OOH LA LA! CAHME TO FIFI!" cried Fifi excitedly as she ran toward Plucky. Plucky didn't see Fifi until she wrapped her arms around him. Fifi then began to kiss Plucky all over the face. He screamed and broke free from Fifi and began to run as fast as he could. "Boys sure like to mahke a laht of wahrk fahr me. Ahh well," said Fifi. She then began to prance after Plucky.
"Whoever is responsible for this humiliation, I'll get them for this!" cried Plucky.
(End Music)
Pikachu jumped down from the tree. "Whew. Finally, it's over. I got to get out of this crazy town," said Pikachu.
TV Studio Segment #2
"Bahnjour ahnd welcahme bahck to ze show. Deed you enjoy ze fixed endeeng of 'out of odahr'? I certainly deed enjoy seeing Elmyra getteeng hair cahmeuppahnce when we filmed eet. Eet wahs cahtharteec," said Fifi.
"I loved it," said Female Fan #1.
"Me too," said Male #1.
"So, Fifi. What is it like to star in a short with Pikachu, the mascot of the Pokémon franchise?" asked Buster.
"Eet wahs a great experience. I ahlways zought Peekahchu wahs such a cutie," said Fifi. Fifi saw another male raise his hand.
"Are you still engaged to Paul Dini?" asked Male Fan #2. Fifi's cheeks blushed in embarrassment.
"No. Zat wahs just a jahke een ze credeets," said Fifi.
"So, what will the next short be?" asked Babs.
"Well, remembair how een ze epeesahde, 'Grahndma's Dead', Elmyra wahs aht a deefferent school? Next shahrt, eet'll explain how eet hahppened ahnd my mentahr ahnd I played a pahrt een eet. So, you're ahbout to see how Elmyra wahs trahnsferred out of Ahcme Looniverseety, courtesy of moi," said Fifi.
Short #3: Transference Stinks
It was another typical day of school at Acme Looniversity. Right now, Fifi La Fume was wandering in the school hallways, off to her next class. She was thinking about Pikachu. "Le sigh. I do weesh time would go fahstair so zat I cahn grahduate ahnd be weeth my leettle spahrk plug," said Fifi. Just then, she heard the voice of someone she didn't want to run into today.
"Kitty!" cried the voice. It was Elmyra Duff, the most hated resident of Acme Acres. Fifi gasped and used her long tail to spring upwards to dodge Elmyra. This caused Elmyra to crash face first into a locker. The stupid girl fell on her back after crashing. Her face was flattened during the crash. All the other students laughed at Elmyra.
"You keep ziss up, you'll go bahck to ze hahspeetahl, Elmyra Dumb," said Fifi. Later, Fifi went into the girl's room. When she got into one of the stalls, Elmyra jumped from above toward her. "Now I got you this time!" cried Elmyra. Fifi dodged her again and Elmyra fell headfirst into the toilet. Fifi grinned as she pushed the flush button and Elmyra started to get flushed down the toilet. She let out a gurgling scream as she was flushed. Fifi giggled. "Ahnd now fahr, how you say, ze chahsair," snickered Fifi. And the purple skunkette resumed giggling. Soon, all the students began to leave the school for the day. Among one of the students leaving was Fifi. She decided to leave with Babs and Shirley for safety. " . . . ahnd ahftair she fell een head first, I flushed Elmyra down ze toilet," said Fifi. All three girls then laughed. Suddenly, the three heard Elmyra's voice.
"There you are, my kitty!" cried Elmyra. She was dripping wet and she smelled like toilet water. The girls screamed and ran for it. "Wait! Come back! I want to make you my pets!" cried Elmyra. The girls ran for their lives.
"Like, where do we hide?" asked Shirley. As they ran, Fifi saw the house of her mentor, Pepé Le Pew.
"We cahn hide een my mentahr's house. I just hahpe he's hahme," said Fifi.
Fifi, Babs and Shirley ran up to Pepé's front door and Fifi rang the doorbell. Pepé answered the door.
"Ahh, Fifi, Bahbs ahnd Sheerley. How cahn I help you?" asked Pepé.
"Elmyra's after us! We need to hide!" said Babs.
"Okay. Cahme een quickly," said Pepé. The three girls went into Pepé's house and Pepé closed the door. Fortunately for them, Elmyra didn't see them go in Pepé's house.
"Where are you kitty, bunny wunny and duckie?" asked Elmyra. Pepé watched as Elmyra passed by his house.
"She's gahne, geerls," said Pepé. Fifi and her two best friends let out sighs of relief.
"I've hahd eet up to here weeth zat ahneemahl obsessive diable," said Fifi.
"Like totally," said Shirley.
"We can't get through an entire school day without her trying to capture us," said Babs.
"Eet seems evair seence Peekahchu foiled hair ahttempt to mahke me hair pet, she's becahme mahre obsessed weeth mahkeeng me hair pet especially," said Fifi.
"I think it's because of that fact she almost succeeded in making you her pet, only for you to make a last minute getaway thanks to Pikachu," said Babs.
"I do naht feel sahfe seence she knows where I live. We must do sahmetheeng ahbout Elmyra's bahd behahvior!" complained Fifi.
"Like, what can we do?" asked Shirley.
"I would certainly like to give hair a tahste of hair own medeecine of hair eempersahnahteeng Pepé. I know whaht! I'll eempersahnahte Mahntahna Mahx ahnd set hair up fahr a beeg heartbreak! Zat'll teach hair naht to toy weeth my heart!" said Fifi.
"Oh no, no, no, no! Fifi, you shouldn't do zat!" objected Pepé.
"Why naht?" asked Fifi.
"Toying weeth sahmebahdy's heart ees naht funny. Eet's dahngerous! Eef you do zat, you'd be no bettair zan hair," said Pepé.
"Zen whaht cahn we do?" asked Fifi. Pepé began to think for a moment.
"Well, zere's only one course of ahction fahr a seetuation like ziss. We need to tahlk to Preenceepahl Bugs to see eef we cahn get Elmyra trahnsferred to ahnahthair school," said Pepé.
"That's a great idea, Mr. Le Pew!" said Babs.
"You're right. Zat ees ze course of ahction zat must be tahken. Ef eet wahrks, we'll feel sahfair aht school," said Fifi.
"We'll tahlk to heem, tahmorrow," said Pepé. The next day, Pepé Le Pew and Fifi La Fume went to Principal Bugs' office. They also asked to talk to Elmer Fudd.
"Ehh, you wanted to see us, Mr. Le Pew?" asked Bugs.
"Oui. Eet's my student who especially wahnts to speak to you," said Pepé. Fifi stepped forward.
"How can we hewp you, Ms. Wa Fume?" asked Elmer.
"My fellow students ahnd I cahn't tahke eet ahnymahre. Especially moi," said Fifi.
"Take what?" asked Elmer.
"Your prahtégé, Elmyra trying to mahke us hair pets dureeng school hours, Måahnsieur Fudd! Eet's hahrd to get to our next clahss weeth hair trying to cahpture one of us. You know how she's obleevious to ze ahbuse she eenfleects on us. Eet seems zat evair seence Peekahchu helped me escahpe, she's mahre determined zan evair to mahke me hair pet. She steell sinks I'm a caht ahnd I dahn't feel sahfe seence she knows where I live," said Fifi.
"So, what do you want us to do about it?" asked Bugs.
"We wahnt hair out of Ahcme Loo! She must be trahnsferred to ahnahthair school!" said Fifi.
Bugs and Elmer began to think for a moment. Both Pepé and Fifi waited anxiously for Bugs and Elmer's answer. "Wew . . . i have noticed that Ewmywa's gwades have been decwining at an awawming wate, which is not good," said Elmer.
"In order for this to work, Elmer and I are going to have to talk to Elmyra's parents about transferring their daughter. Only then I can make my final decision. We'll talk to the Duffs tomorrow," said Bugs.
"Okay," said Fifi. She and her mentor then left Bugs' office. At the cafeteria, Fifi La Fume went to the cafeteria to have lunch with Babs Bunny and Shirley the Loon. Fortunately, Elmyra Duff wasn't present.
"So, how did the talk with the principal go?" asked Babs.
"Like, what's going to be done with you know who?" asked Shirley.
"He's going to hahve a tahlk weeth hair pahrents tahmorrow," said Fifi.
"Good, the sooner Bugs can talk to the Duffs, the sooner we can get Elmyra out of here," said Shirley. Fifi nodded. The next day, the Duffs were asked to see Bugs Bunny and Elmer Fudd.
"What do want to talk to us about Mr. Bunny and Mr. Fudd?" asked Mr. Duff.
"It is about your daughter, youw daughtew, Ewmywa. And i'm afwaid it's not good news," said Elmer.
"What's wrong?" asked Mrs. Duff.
"It's her grades," said Bugs He showed the Duffs a couple of pieces of Elmyra's school work. Unfortunately, they had low grades. They were either Ds or Fs. Mr. and Mrs. Duff gasped in horror when they saw this.
"How could this have happened?" asked Mrs. Duff.
"It seems all your daughter has been thinking about is getting pets. She's tried to make my students her pets hundreds of times," said Bugs.
"Take a wook at some of the papews she's been assigned in the past coupwe of months," said Elmer. Bugs and Elmer showed a couple of Elmyra's papers. They were covered in doodles of her cuddling the various students. "She's been doing nothing but doodwing hewsewf with the students. The one she covets the most is Fifi Wa Fume. She thinks she's a kitty when she's actuawy a skunk. I taught hew bettew than that," said Elmer. The Duffs had a look of shame on their faces.
"We would never allow our daughter to brung a stinky skunk into our house," said Mr. Duff.
"What are we going to do about this?" asked Mr. Duff.
"There's only thing that we can do, Mr. Duff. She must be transferred to another school. A school with all human students. It's the only way she's going to be more focused on her schoolwork than on getting pets. It must be done for not just the safety of the students, but for Elmyra's sake of getting good grades too," said Bugs.
"I know she's my pwotégé, but it must be done," said Elmer.
"We'll try to look for a school that would be better suited for our daughter," said Mrs. Duff.
"Okay. Once you do, we'll talk to your daughter," said Bugs. Over the next week, Mr. & Mrs. Duff were searching for a possible new school for their daughter. They were careful not to let Elmyra find out what they were doing. They searched until they came across Harvey Korman Elementary School. So now, the Duffs were going to have another meeting with not just Bugs and Elmer, but Pepé Le Pew and Fifi La Fume. Only this time, Elmyra was with her parents. Elmyra spotted Fifi.
"Kitty!" cried Elmyra. She tried to run to Fifi, but Bugs fired an ACME Cable Gun, which tied Elmyra to a chair.
"Have a seat, Elmyra," said Bugs.
"Ewmywa, we need to tawk," said Elmer.
"But is tying me up necessary?" asked Elmyra.
"Eef eet's to keep you ahway frahm me, yes," said Fifi.
"Ewmywa, Bugs and i have noticed that you'we gwades have been pwummeting, and it's not good, and it's not good," said Elmer.
"Why?" asked Elmyra.
"All you've been thinking about is getting pets instead of your schoolwork," said Bugs.
"I can't help it if I love animals," said Elmyra.
"But youw wove fow animaws is exactwy why youw gwades ow dwopping," said Elmer.
"And the students are complaining about it, especially Fifi," said Bugs.
"Mr. & Mrs. Duff, your daughtair hahs nahtheeng been a pain een ze butt evair seence I cahme to ziss school! She sinks I'm a caht when I'm really a skunk, like my mentahr, Pepé. She cahptured me wance ahnd I deed naht enjoy being hair pet due to ze ahbuse she eenfleected on me! She fahrced me to dress een stupeed outfeets, feed me foods I deedn't like ahnd treated me like a bahby! I escahped zanks to Bustair Bunny. But zen, she tried to cahtch me ahgain. She eempersahnahted my mentahr just so she cahn cahvair me een tahmahto juice to deesahble my smell! I would've lahst my freedahm fahr good zat day. Fahrtunahtely, a brahve Peekahchu cahme to my rescue ahnd gahve hair whaht fahr!" said Fifi.
"I do remember that and she was suspended from school because of that act," said Mrs. Duff.
"Whaht you deed wahs really bahd. I do naht ahppreciate how you toyed weeth my prahtege's heart by eempersahnahteeng me. A wahmahn's heart ees very deleecahte like a rahse. You should know because you're a young wahmahn yourself," scolded Pepé.
"I will nevair fahrgive you fahr zat hahrreeble ahct! Nevair!" said Fifi. Fifi turned to Elmyra's parents. "Even zough Peekahchu sahved me, your daughtair steell hahdn't learn hair lessahn. Ovair ze pahst couple of weeks, she's been trying to cahpture me whenevair I try to get to my next clahss ahnd I'm getteeng seeck of eet!" said Fifi.
"Kitty, your being unreasonable," objected Elmyra.
"Elmyra, she's a skunk, not a cat," said Mr. Duff.
"But I heard her and Pepé call themselves polecats," said Elmyra.
"But zat doesn't mean we're cahts. Le sheesh," said Pepé.
"The only way you're going to have a skunk as a pet is that the skunk is willing to have surgery to have its smell glands removed," said Mrs. Duff.
"Ahnd I'm unweelleeng to pahrt weeth my steenk. Sure eet's ze one sing zat prevents me frahm getteeng a boyfriend, but eet's my one defense ahgainst people like your daughtair, Mrs. Duff," said Fifi.
"Elmyra, there's only one course of action that has to be taken in order for you to be more focused on your schoolwork," said Mr. Duff.
"You have to be transferred to another school," said Mrs. Duff.
"What does transferred mean?" asked Elmyra.
"It means you have to attend a different school. Meaning, you won't be attending Acme Looniversity anymore," said Bugs. Elmyra's eyes widened in horror upon hearing those words.
"What?!" cried Elmyra.
"I'm sowy Ewmywa. I didn't want it to come to this, but heawing Fifi and the othew students' compwaints weft us no choice in the mattew. As wong as you focus on animaws and not schoowwowk, you won't be abwe to succeed in wife," said Elmer.
"You'll be attending Harvey Korman Elementary School from now on. All the students there are humans like our family," said Mr. Duff. The stress of the scoldings from those around her combined with the revelation of no longer being allowed to attend Acme Looniversity caused Elmyra to faint. She fell backwards with her chair.
"She fainted," said Mrs. Duff.
"Poor girl. We better take her home," said Mr. Duff. After signing the transference papers, the Duffs took their unconscious daughter home.
"You weft us no choice, my pwotégé," said Elmer sadly.
That evening, Fifi held a party with the students at her Cadillac to celebrate Elmyra being transferred out of Acme Looniversity. It was an outdoor party, which included food, music and dancing. Fifi was wearing a pink dress that she wore to the prom along with a black choker. Her dress had French styled frills. In addition, she wore pink lipstick. Pepé Le Pew was present too. "Finally, Elmyra's gone from Acme Looniversity," said Buster.
"Now school will be much quieter," said Plucky.
"Just remembair, Elmyra ees steell going to try to cahpture you outside of school," said Pepé.
"We just need to stay one step ahead of her," said Babs.
"Like, totally," said Shirley. Fifi La Fume went up to her mentor.
"Zank you fahr helpeeng me get through ziss, Pepé," said Fifi. "Your welcahme. I hahd to do whaht I hahd to do," said Pepé. Suddenly, Fifi surprised her mentor by giving him a big kiss on his cheek, leaving a pink kiss mark. Pepé's cheeks blushed pink due to Fifi's kiss. Fifi couldn't help but giggle at her mentor's reaction. At that moment, Hamton approached Fifi.
"Care to d-d-dance, Fifi?" asked Hamton.
(Insert "Can-Can")
Fifi smiled and grabbed his hands. She then began to spin Hamton around. Hamton screamed as Fifi spun him around. "Le wheeeeeeee!" said Fifi. Pepé chuckled.
"She's so full of energy, yes?" asked Pepé.
(End Music)
TV Studio Segment #3
"So, what will be the third short that will finish part 1 of this two part story?" asked Female Fan #2.
"Een our lahst shahrt fahr now, I'm going to hahve Elmyra aht my mercy ziss time. Een othair wahrds, I'm getteeng revenge on Elmyra fahr ze hell she put me through een 'Out of Odahr'," said Fifi. The skunkette began to let out an evil laugh. As if right on cue, thunder and lightning sounded as Fifi laughed like a witch.
"Yo, Fifi!" said Babs. Fifi stopped laughing when she realized what she was doing.
"Oops. Sahrry," said Fifi. She smiled an embarrassed smile. "Let ze cahrtoon begeen," said Fifi.
Short #4: Smell-curity Alert
Fifi La Fume ran as fast as her legs could carry her. Once again, Elmyra Duff was trying to capture her and make the skunkette her pet. Fifi got into her Cadillac and locked all the doors and windows. "I got you now!" said Elmyra. She tried to open the doors, but they were locked tight. Fifi did a wet razz berry at the stupid little girl. Elmyra banged at the windows, but they did no good. "Come out, kitty! I won't hurt you," said Elmyra.
"Yeah right," said Fifi quietly. Just then, Elmyra went to pick up a rock to break the window. "Uh-oh. Eef she breaks open one of ze windows, she cahn get eento my Cahdeellahc ahnd zere will be no escahpe fahr me," said Fifi. She had to act fast. Suddenly, Fifi saw Cecil Tortoise walking nearby. She took out a sign that read, "Look behind you." Elmyra turned around and saw Cecil.
"Turtle!" cried Elmyra. She began to run toward Cecil. Cecil spotted Elmyra and his eyes widened in horror. He began to run away, but he couldn't run that fast, being a turtle. Fifi let out a sigh of relief.
"Zere's gaht to be a way to keep Elmyra off my prahperty. Ahs lahng ahs she knows where I live, I'm een dahngair of being cahptured. Ahnd Peekahchu's naht here to prahtect me," said Fifi. She thought for several minutes until she got an idea. "I gaht eet! I'll ordair a secureety system fahr my hahme. Cahmplete weeth ahn electreec fence. I just need to look up whaht ees ze best one to ordair," said Fifi.
The next day, Fifi bought a security systems catalog. She began to read through each page carefully to see which one was the best. The skunkette also looked up customer reviews. Fifi finally found a security system that looked promising. It was by a French security company called, Doune Security. "Voilà! Just whaht I wahs lookeeng fahr," said Fifi. Fifi spent the next few months saving up her money for her new security system. When she had enough money, she made a phone call to the company.
"Oui?" asked the salesman on the phone.
"Bahnjour. I weesh to ordair a secureety system fahr my hahme," said Fifi. A few days after making the phone call, a Doune Security delivery truck came. It read, "protecting homes and taunting intruders since 1974". The deliverymen were actually living peas. French peas that is. Two of them were named Jean-Claude and Phillipe.
"Ahre you Fifi La Fume?" asked Jean-Claude.
"Oui," said Fifi.
"Your secureety system hahs ahrrived," said Jean Claude. The peas started to bring out the parts to build the new security system, starting with some fence pieces.
"Zat's a laht of trahps you ordered. Just who ahre you trying to keep out?" asked Phillipe.
"Ze mahst hahted resident of Ahcme Ahcres, Elmyra duff. She ahlways trying to mahke me ahnd my friends hair pets. She ahnd hair fahmeely ahre on vahcation now. So you cahme aht right time," said Fifi.
"She'll be een fahr a nahsty surprise wance she gets bahck. You'll lahve ze trahps we'll eenstahll," said Jean-Claude. The two peas chuckled.
"I'm sure I will," said Fifi. Very soon, Fifi's fence as well as the traps were finished being installed. The fence also came with a watch tower too. Fifi sat at the top of the watch tower. At that moment, she heard Elmyra's voice.
"Where are you, purple kitty? I won't hurt you," said Elmyra. Fifi rolled her eyes, knowing it wasn't true. Elmyra came into view. The stupid human girl saw the new fence surrounding Fifi's Cadillac. "What the? Where did fence come from?" asked Elmyra. She got closer and saw the door to the fence. "I'll just open it and kitty will be mine," said Elmyra. But when she touched the fence, ZAP! Elmyra got electrocuted by 10,000 volts of electricity, causing her to scream. Fifi's fence was an electric fence. Elmyra's skeleton was shown as she was getting zapped silly. Elmyra was then thrown back and she fell on her back. Her body was still shaking due to her recent shock. Now to mention her wig was all spiked up. Elmyra then heard Fifi laughing at her from the top of the watch tower.
"Looks like you gaht a real jahlt frahm my new electreec fence, Elmyra Dumb!" teased Fifi. And the purple skunkette continued laughing at her.
"Why'd you set up electric fence?" asked Elmyra.
"To keep you out, you diable! I'm seeck ahnd tired of you ahlways trying to mahke me ahnd my friends your pets! So I ordered a secureety system to prahtect my hahme!" said Fifi.
"But why would kitty want to live in junkyard? My home is much more comfortable than an abandoned car," said Elmyra.
"Well aht least my Cahdeellahc ees bettair zan a cahge! I dahn't wahnt to live weeth a geerl who cahn't tell ze deefference between a skunk ahnd a caht, you peeg headed eengrahte!" said Fifi. Fifi then did a wet razz berry while banging her head a bit. A British man happened to be walking nearby as Fifi taunted Elmyra.
"What a strange skunkette," said the man to Elmyra. He then walked away.
"Why are you being such a meanie, little ki . . . ," said Elmyra.
"Ugh! I dahn't wahnt to tahlk to you no mahre, you empty headed ahneemahl food trough whahppair! I fahrt een your generahl direction! Your mahthair wahs a hahmstair ahnd your fahthair's smelt of elderberries!" interrupted Fifi.
"My mommy's not a hmaster, is she?" asked Elmyra.
"Eet wahs ahn eensult! Now go ahway or I shahll taunt you a secahnd time!" jeered Fifi.
"You sure you don't want to be my pet?" asked Elmyra. Fifi thought for a moment and got an idea to get rid of Elmyra.
"Ahlright. Clahse your eyes ahnd hahls out your ahrms. on ze count of three, I ahm going to jump on ze count of three ahnd you ahre going to hahve to cahtch me," said Fifi.
"Yay! I'll get new kitty!" cried Elmyra. Elmyra did exactly what Fifi told her to do. Fifi snickered since she had something else up her sleeve.
"1 . . . 2 . . . 3 . . . Le vache!" said Fifi. She pressed a button and it activated a catapult, which launched a cow into the air.
"Geronimoo!" cried the cow as it was falling toward Elmyra. The cow landed on top of Elmyra, flattening her. Fifi La Fume laughed at Elmyra's gullibility and her misfortune. She turned to the readers.
"Fahr zose who dahn't understahnd French, le vache means, 'the cow', een French," said Fifi. She resumed giggling. Later, Fifi was painting her nails when she heard somebody ring the doorbell outside the electric fence. "Who ees eet?" asked Fifi.
"Eet's me, Pepé Le Pew," said Pepé.
"I just need to mahke sure eet ees you," said Fifi. Fifi went to a control panel and activated a new bio scanner to scan her mentor. But when the scanning was done, the alarms outside of fence flashed red.
"Elmyra alert! Elmyra alert! Elmyra alert!" said a computer. Suddenly, a mechanical claw grabbed at Pepé's head, which was actually a mask. It pulled it off, revealing Elmyra.
"Ahh ha! No way you cahn fool me zat way twice! Unlike you, I learn frahm my meestahkes!" said Fifi. The skunkette activated some defense cannons, which had yellow & purple stripes on them. Suddenly, they fired ice cold slushy at Elmyra. Elmyra yelped as she got squirted.
"I'm getting slushy in my ear!" cried Elmyra. She then ran off screaming, "I'll be back!" Fifi giggled due to humiliating Elmyra. After scaring off Elmyra with the slushy cannons, Fifi was reading one of her romance novels. Just then, an alarm began to beep.
"Security breach near west side of fence," said the computer. Fifi turned on monitor and saw Elmyra was driving a crane with a magnet.
"You can't escape me this time, kitty! Once I activate this crane's magnet, your car will be magnetized and you can't do anything about it!" bragged Elmyra.
"Le boo hoo hoo. Woe ees me. Whahtevair will I do?" asked Fifi dramatically. Suddenly, she pressed a button. "Le sike!" said Fifi. At that moment, a large skunk robot appeared in front of crane.
"You have violated the perimeter of Fifi La Fume's home. Prepare to be evicted," said the robot.
"I'll just magnetize you first!" said Elmyra. She activated magnet to magnetize robot, but it didn't budge.
"My armor is made of plastic, not metal. Your magnet is useless," said the robot. It ripped off the crane's arm and used it to smash the rest of the crane. The robot then seized Elmyra and finger flicked her into the distance. She screamed as she was sent flying. Fifi La Fume grinned a devious grin.
"My defense rahbot wahrks just fine," said Fifi.
An hour later, Fifi was taking a shower, singing to herself. Just then, she heard an alarm beep once again. "Whaht ees she up to ziss time?" mumbled Fifi. She pressed a button on part of the shower wall and a hidden monitor appeared. Elmyra was operating a crane once again. But instead of a magnet, it had a wrecking ball.
"This'll bring down that stupid fence!" said Elmyra. Fifi just yawned and pressed a button to summon her defense robot. Elmyra swung the wrecking ball toward the fence. But the robot grabbed the wrecking ball.
"Here, I believe this belongs to you," said the robot. The robot swung the wrecking ball right back at Elmyra's crane.
"Uh-oh," said Elmyra. The wrecking ball smashed the crane's cab and Elmyra stuck to the ball. The stupid little girl screamed as she was smashed into a statue of a lumberjack. After that, she was thrown into a billboard with a giant fork called, "the Zesty Fork". Elmyra got poked in the stomach by the fork, which deflated her stomach. She was then repeatedly smashed between a rock and a building called "A Hard Place". By now, Fifi had finished her shower and was watching Elmyra getting smashed by the wrecking ball while eating popcorn. The wrecking ball then stopped moving. Suddenly, Elmyra was smashed between the rock and A Hard Place one last time. The chain to the wrecking ball snapped and it fell crushing Elmyra in between it and the ground. "I'm okay," groaned Elmyra. Fifi turned to the readers.
"Elmyra wahs how you say, hoisted by hair own petahrd. Or een ziss cahse, smahshed by hair own wreckeeng bahll," said Fifi smugly. She giggled once again. Right now, Fifi La Fume was brushing her hair. Then, she heard some sawing. Next, she heard a clunk, then a bang and then a cat meow. "Whaht wahs zat?" asked Fifi. A couple of squeaking was the sound he heard next. Fifi then heard the noises of a power drill, saw and other power tools. Then, she heard a clunk, a crash and a clang. "Ahn earthquake!" cried Fifi. After that Fifi heard a lot of squeaking coming toward her electric fence. Out from an alleyway, came a giant metal statue of Pepé Le Pew on wheels. Fifi's eyes widened when she saw the Pepé statue being pushed toward her home. The ones who pushed it then stopped quickly and ran off to hide. Fifi La Fume then exited out of her Cadillac, but not outside of her fence to get a closer look at the Pepé statue. She scratched her head at the sight of it. "Hmm. Now who would build a stahtue of my mentahr ahnd wheel eet towahrd me?" asked Fifi. She began to think for a moment. "Maybe eet ees a geeft frahm a boy who may like moi," said Fifi. She then pressed a button and a large part of her electric fence slide open like the doors of a warehouse. Fifi then had her security robot push the Pepé statue into the border of her fence. The ones who built it was Elmyra and the Teen Titans Go versions of the said heroes, now called T.I.N.O. (Titans in name only). They watched as the electric fence door closed.
"What happens now?" asked T.I.N.O. Robin.
"Well, now, uh, we, uh, wait until nightfall, and then leap out of the Pepé statue, taking Fifi, uh, by surprise. Not only by surprise, but totally unarmed!" said Elmyra.
"Say what?!" asked T.I.N.O. Cyborg.
"U-u-uh, we leap out of the statue, uh, and uh . . . ," said Elmyra.
"Ohh," shrugged T.I.N.O.
"Oh. Um, I-look, i-i-if we built this large wooden badger . . . ," began Elmyra. Raven just gave Elmyra a dope slap on the back of the head.
"Forget it," said T.I.N.O. Raven coldly. Suddenly, everybody heard a loud springing sound and Elmyra and T.I.N.O. saw the Pepé statue being launched into the air by Fifi's catapult.
"Run away! Run away!" cried T.I.N.O. Beast Boy.
"Run away! Run away!" cried Elmyra and T.I.N.O. as they ran. Suddenly, the Pepé statue came crashing down on them. It bounced up temporarily before coming back down on them again. The Pepé statue was bent and battered from landing on top of Elmyra and the Teen Titans.
"Deed you really sink I wahs going to fahll fahr zat lahme treeck? I read ze stahry of ze Trahjahn Hahrse so mahny times zat I know when eet's a treeck," said Fifi. Fifi turned to her security robot. "Take out that garbage," said Fifi.
"Affirmative," said the Security Robot. The security robot picked up the smashed Pepé statue. Elmyra and T.I.N.O. were stuck to it. The robot carried the smashed statue until it arrived to a large trash compactor. It dropped the smashed statue and the six villains into the compactor. The security robot activated the trash compactor and it began to crush the statue, Elmyra and T.I.N.O. They screamed as they were getting crushed. Once the crushing was done, the phony statue, Elmyra and T.I.N.O. were crushed into a cube. The cube was moved onto a conveyor belt, that lead to a melting pit. The cube fell into the melting pit with a splash.
"We're melting!" cried Elmyra & T.I.N.O. as the cube they were trapped in melted. Elmyra and T.I.N.O. emerged from pit. They were melted into orange blobs. Fifi laughed at the sight of the six.
"I look ze new look, Elmyra!" said Fifi. And she resumed laughing. Fifi decided to invite Babs and Shirley for a sleepover. Fifi's two best friends arrived outside of her electric fence. They had bags containing their pajamas, sleeping bags and more.
"Like, what's with the electric fence?" asked Shirley.
"Let's ask Fifi," said Babs. She rang the doorbell.
"Who ees eet?" asked Fifi.
"It's us, Babs and Shirley," said Babs.
"I just need to cahnfeerm eets you," said Fifi. She activated her bio scanner to scan Babs and Shirley. After the scanning process was finished, a green light flashed. "Okay. Eet's ze real you. You may entair," said Fifi. The electric fence door opened up and Babs and Shirley entered into the perimeter of the electric fence. When Babs and Shirley entered Fifi's Cadillac, Fifi was wearing her pink nightgown. "Bahnjour, Bahbs ahnd Sheerley," said Fifi.
"So, why did you build an electric fence?" asked Babs.
"I built eet to keep Elmyra out," said Fifi. "Has it been working so far?" asked Shirley.
"Oui. She's been on ze receiveeng end of ze trahps I set up outside ze fence," said Fifi. Unbeknownst to the three friends, Elmyra had been digging under the electric fence. And she had finally gotten under the fence and was within perimeter.
"I have you now, kitty," said Elmyra. She chuckled as she prepared to walk toward Fifi's Cadillac. Without warning, some slushy cannons popped out of some junk piles and began squirting her. "Not again!" cried Elmyra. Inside the Cadillac, Babs and Shirley had changed into their pajamas.
"So, like, what of Elmyra does get through the fence?" asked Shirley.
"I set up traps inside the fence perimeter too," said Fifi. Elmyra ran from the slushy cannons, only to get punched in the face by a spring loaded boxing glove. This knocked out some of her teeth. Almost immediately after that, a mechanical arm with a mallet clonked her and a goose egg formed on her head. Next, a flamethrower set her wig on fire. Elmyra screamed as she felt the flamethrower burning at her wig. She ripped her wig off and stomped on the flames to put it out. She put the wig back on, which had a bald spot. Elmyra was then flattened by a anvil that fell out of a crane. She began to crawl toward Fifi's Cadillac. She crawled onto the welcome mat that was near the car.
"Made it," said Elmyra. Suddenly, the welcome may was sprung up by a hidden spring, catapulting Elmyra into the air. Elmyra screamed so loud that it got Fifi, Babs and Shirley's attention. They looked out the window and saw Elmyra get sent flying out of fence and into the distance. The three girls laughed after seeing Elmyra's humiliation.
"So where do you think your welcome mat sent Elmyra?" asked Babs.
"As far away from here as possible," said Fifi.
"Like, very far," said Shirley. Far from the Acme Acres Junkyard, a Poochyena was walking, minding its own business. Poochyena was a quadruped Pokémon similar in appearance to hyenas and canines. Its body was primarily gray with a black face and throat, paws, and belly. Its eyes were red with yellow sclerae, and it had a red nose. Its lower jaw had two pointed teeth sticking out. The fur at the base of its tail was rumpled and shaggy. Poochyena had gray paw pads on its three-toed paws. It began to hear a nose above it. The Pokémon looked up and saw Elmyra falling and screaming toward it. It landed on the Poochyena with a loud THUD! The poor Dark-type Pokémon was flattened into a pancake by the little girl. Elmyra recovered and saw what she landed on.
"Ooh! A puppy!" cried Elmyra. She unflattened the Poochyena by shaking it and began to hug it tight. "I'm going to take you home! I'll hug you, squeeze you and . . . ," began Elmyra. But she stopped when she heard growling behind her. Elmyra slowly turned around and saw two Mightyenas growling angrily at her. For the Poochyena was their child. Mightyena was the evolved form of Poochyena and was a quadruped Pokémon that is based on a hyena. Its fur was mostly short and gray, but there was shaggy black fur on its lower legs, tail, and in two thick strips starting behind its eyes and running the length of its body. It had dark, triangular streak patterns below its eyes, which were red with yellow sclerae. Its ears were rhombus-shaped with dark insides, its nose was red, and it had gray paw pads. Elmyra's eyes widened when she saw them. She slowly put the Poochyena down and it went back to its parents' side. Elmyra began to slowly back away. But the Mightyenas began to slowly walk toward her menacingly.
"Nice doggies. Nice doggies," said Elmyra nervously. But the Mightyenas wouldn't back down. Elmyra screamed and began to make a run for it. The Mightyenas and Poochyena began to chase after Elmyra, barking madly at her. Elmyra ran until she came to Fifi's electric fence and frantically started to ring the doorbell.
"Kitty! Please let me in! There are two mean doggies after me!" cried Elmyra. Unfortunately for her, Fifi La Fume, Babs Bunny and Shirley the Loon were already asleep. They were wearing ear plugs too, so they couldn't here her pleas for help. "Kitty! Please let me in!" cried Elmyra. Suddenly, the mother Mightyena bit Elmyra right in the butt. Elmyra screamed in pain and began to run again. "Get it off me! Get it off me!" screamed Elmyra. For it had been one rotten day for Elmyra Duff. And Fifi La Fume could sleep sweet dreams tonight, knowing her home was safe and secure.
To Be Continued . . .
(Insert "Tiny Toon Adventures" Ending Theme)
Gag Credits #1: Sorry writers of "Out of Odor", but since you failed to do an author's saving throw to correct the ending, I had to do it myself. And since Elmyra's hated by Tiny Toon fans everywhere, her role in Season 4 is going to reduced very drastically and will be the butt monkey of this season as evidenced in this episode.
Gag Credits #2: All future reruns of "Out of Odor" will have the fixed ending where Pikachu kicks Elmyra's butt.
Gag Credits #3: Gordon the Big Engine's appearance courtesy of Sir Topham Hatt and the North Western Railway.
"Au revoir mahn petite pahtahto du couch!"
Sneak Peek
On the next episode of Fifi's Tiny Toon Adventures, first, Fifi goes out to the Valentine's Day Dance with Pepé's fourth cousin in "Fifi Meets Pitu Le Pew". After that, in "The Skunk Princess", Fifi (Who is a human for this story) must get Prince Frederick (Furrball) to kiss her back into a princess before her evil sister steals the prince. And finally, Fifi decides to take ballet lessons in "Ballet du Skunkette". Tune in next time, for "I Love Fifi Part 2".
I decided to make this episode a two parter because there were so many ideas for this episode I couldn't fit them all in one episode. In every episode, the boy that Fifi is kissing in the theme will change depending on the episode. The mentors you see during the theme will also change depending on the episode. But Bugs will always be one of them since he founded the school. As you just read, this fanfic explains why Elmyra's at a different school. And I couldn't resist doing a shout out to the French Taunters scene from "Monty Python and the Holy Grail". I hope you enjoy the second part of this episode, next time . . .