Fifi's New Tiny Toon Adventures
Written by Artist1990
Based on "Tiny Toon Adventures" created by Tom Ruegger and produced by Warner Bros. Animation and Amblin
Based on the "Pokémon" Video Games by Nintendo & Game Freak and the Anime Series by OLM, Inc.
Other guest starring franchises belong to their respective owners.
Note: All Pokémon dialogue is translated.
(Insert New Version of "Tiny Toon Adventures" Theme Song)
(We see the Warner Bros. logo which zooms away and it transitions to the Tiny Toons circle.)
Buster: We're tiny . . .
(Buster appears.)
Babs: We're toony . . .
(Babs appears.)
Cast: We're all a little looney,
(The rest of the Tiny Toons cast join in.)
And in this cartoony,
we're invading your TV.
(The Tiny Toons run out of the TV.)
Buster and Babs: We're comic dispensers.
(Buster squirts himself with a seltzer bottle, while Babs hits herself with a pie.)
Fifi: We crahck up ahll ze censahrs.
(The censors are laughing)
Cast: On Tiny Toon Adventures,
(Fifi emerges from the TV smashes the screen with a mallet.)
get a dose of comedy!
(Buster is dressed as a doctor, while Babs and Fifi are dressed as nurses.)
So here's Acme Acres,
it's a whole wide world apart.
(We see a view of Acme Acres.)
Fifi: Our hahme sweet hahme, eet stahnds ahlahne,
a cahrtoon wahrk of ahrt!
(Fifi is making a painting of her Cadillac. She's wearing a French barret.)
Plucky: The scripts were rejected,
(Plucky is operating a type writer.)
expect the unexpected.
(A second Plucky head emerges from the paper, scaring the real Plucky.)
Cast: On Tiny Toon Adventures, it's about to start!
(We see the Tiny Toon Adventures logo again.)
Plucky: They're furry,
They're funny.
(Buster and Babs Bunny appear.)
Cast: They're Babs and Buster Bunny.
(Buster and Babs take off their disguises, revealing that Buster is really Babs and Babs is really Buster.)
Bimbette Skunk has money.
(We see Bimbette Skunk sitting on a lawn chair, with some dollars in her hands. Behind her are a rack of some expensive dresses, a platinum limo and jewelry.)
Elmyra is a pain!
(Elmyra smiles at the audience, only to get pelted by some produce, showing how much the fandom hates her.)
Buster: Here's Hamton.
(Hamton sucks up the dust with his vacuum.)
Plucky: And Plucky!
(Plucky emerges from the vacuum.)
Babs: Fifi's very mushy!
(Fifi starts kissing Hamton silly, covering his face in pink lipstick kisses.)
Cast: Furrball's unlucky . . .
(Furrball is smelling a flower until a piano crushes him.)
and Gogo is insane.
(Gogo Dodo hits himself with a mallet, splitting him into more copies.)
Fifi: Aht ahcme looniverseety we earn our toon degree.
(We see Acme Looniversity.)
Ze teacheeng stahff's been getteeng laughs seence 1933!
(Fifi and the other students are gathered at class. The teachers present are Bugs Bunny, Tweety Bird, Sylvester and Granny, posing. Sylvester is flattened by an anvil.)
Cast: We're tiny, we're toony, we're all a little looney,
(We see the cast of Tiny Toon Adventures)
It's Tiny Toon Adventures, come and join the fun!
(We see the logo again, but then, Fifi thrusts the words of 'Fifi's New' on top and joins Buster and Babs in the logo.)
Fifi: Ahnd now our sahng ees dahne!
Episode #3: I Love Fifi Part 2
TV Studio Segment #1
"Hello and welcome to Part 2 of 'I Love Fifi'," said Buster.
"Bahnjour," said Fifi.
"So Fifi, how'd you like the last short from part 1?" asked Babs.
"I zought eet wahs fun, hahveeng Elmyra aht my mercy fahr a chahnge," said Fifi.
"What's going to happen in the next cartoon?" asked Male Fan #1.
"Well, in the show of 'Sylvester & Tweety Mysteries', viewers were introduced to Pepé Le Pew's fourth cousin, Pitu Le Pew," said Babs.
"So, we're going to see what happens when he and Fifi meet," said Buster.
Short #1: Fifi Meets Pitu Le Pew
It was a beautiful day at Acme Acres. Pepé Le Pew was walking down the street, humming the "French National Anthem". Tomorrow was Valentine's Day and Pepé hoped to find true love by then. Pepé's smell was knocking out everybody he passed by and wilted some flowers. He stopped humming when he saw somebody sitting on a bench, all alone. It was his student, Fifi La Fume. She looked sad as evidenced by the tears in her eyes. "Hmm. My student seems to be down een ze dumps, yes? I bettair go see whaht ees wrahng weeth hair," said Pepé. Pepé then approached Fifi. "Bahnjour, Fifi," said Pepé.
"Oh. Bahnjour, Prahfessahrr Pepé," said Fifi sadly.
"Whaht ees ze mahttair, my prahtégé?" asked Pepé.
"Nahbody lahves me. Ahll ze boys I meet run ahway frahm. Tahmorrow ees ze Vahlentine's Day Dahnce ahnd I hahve no to dahnce weeth. Naht even Hahmtahn cause he's out of town fahr ze week. Le boo. Lee boo hoo hoo," sobbed Fifi. She blew into a tissue. Seeing Fifi looking sad and miserable made Pepé feel sad too. "I ahlso rahn eento Beembette Skunk ahnd she said sahme hurtful wahrds," said Fifi.
"Whaht hurtful wahrds?" asked Pepé.
"She says ze only way I'll get a boy ees zat I grow ahs pretty ahs she ees. Sahmetheeng she says I'll nevair ahchieve," said Fifi. And she resumed crying.
"Ze nerve of zat wahmahn! How dahre she hurt my prahtégé like zat! I know just how to prahve hair wrahng! Wait here. I'll be right bahck. I just mahke a phahne cahll," said Pepé. Pepé went to a phone booth, inserted some coins and dialed a phone number.
"Bahnjour?" asked the one who answered the phone.
"Bahnjour, Peetu. Eet's me, Pepé Le Pew, your fourth couseen," said Pepé.
"Good to hear frahm you ahgain. Whaht cahn I help you weeth?" asked Pitu.
"I hahve a young prahtégé nahmed Fifi La Fume who's trying to find lahve like moi. Ahnd she's feeleeng down cause nahbody lahves hair. Ahnd she doesn't hahve a boy to dahnce weeth aht ze Vahlentine's Day Dahnce being held aht Ahcme Looniverseety tahmorrow night. Especially ahftair a reevahl skunkette hurt hair feeleengs. So I wahs wahndereeng, could you stahp by Ahcme Ahcres tahmorrow so zat she hahs sahmeone to dahnce weeth tahmorrow?" asked Pepé.
"I'll see whaht I cahn do," said Pitu.
"Merveilleux! She lives een ahn ahbahndahned peenk Cahdeellahc, surrounded by ahn electreec fence een ze meeddle of ze Ahcme Ahcres Junkyard. See you zen," said Pepé. And he hung up the phone. Pepé Le Pew walked back to where Fifi La Fume was at.
"Fifi, you'll be hahppy to know zat I cahlled sahmebahdy to help you weeth your Vahlentine's blues tahmorrow," said Pepé.
"Who ees he?" asked Fifi.
"You'll see," said Pepé, winking.
"I hahpe he's a good mahn. I dahn't really like blind dahtes," said Fifi. "You'll lahve heem. I cahn guarahntee. We'll prahve to Beembette zat you cahn scahre a mahn despite naht hahveeng a supermahdel bahdy like hair's," said Pepé, chuckling.
The next day, it was Valentine's Day, which was also when the Valentine's Day Dance at Acme Looniversity was supposed to take place. Pitu Le Pew stepped off of the plane he took to Acme Acres. It was the late afternoon by the time he arrived. He was a black & white skunk, just like Pepé. Pitu had a muscular figure and had white hair that mostly covered his eyes. "So ziss ees Ahcme Ahcres. I sink I'm going to like eet here," said Pitu. He then began to explore the city in search of his cousin and Fifi. "Okay. Pepé says zat ziss Fifi lives aht ze Ahcme Ahcres junkyard. Bettair naht keep ze leettle lahdy waiteeng," said Pitu.
Across the street, Bimbette Skunk was walking, looking for a potential boy to take out to the dance. She was a tall, beautiful and voluptuous skunkette with pink fur and white hair. She wore a dark green leotard with a sweetheart neckline that showed her breast cleavage, a black sash and purple eyeshadow. She had large breasts too. At that moment, she spotted Pitu Le Pew. The instant she saw him, the stripe on her tail turned red like a thermometer. Her eyes turned into red hearts and her heart pounded with love. "What a man! Now that's a skunk hunk! I'm, like, definitely asking him out to the dance!" cried Bimbette. She then dashed toward Pitu like a charging bull. The first thing Bimbette did once she got close enough was to cling onto Pitu's arm. "Hello there, handsome," said Bimbette.
"Cahn I help you, mahdam?" asked Pitu.
"I'm Bimbette Skunk and you're the answer to a lonely skunkette's dream," said Bimbette. She let out a giggle.
"Look, mahdam. You're quite pretty, but I need to meet up weeth my couseen," said Pitu.
"What's the rush? We have all the time in the world," said Bimbette. She started to brush her tail against Pitu.
"Mahdam, please. I must get going," said Pitu. But Bimbette wouldn't let go of him. She then began to force a kiss on his lips. This woman is very persistent. I got to break free, thought Pitu. Then, he got an idea. He began to rub his tail against Bimbette's nose. This caused her to sneeze, making her let go of Pitu. Pitu then began to make a run for it.
"Wait! Come back!" cried Bimbette. She began to run after Pitu, but he was too fast.
Meanwhile, Pepé was waiting outside of Fifi's electric fence. He looked at his watch. "Hmm. He's runneeng one meenute lahte," said Pepé. But then, he saw Pitu Le Pew run into the Acme Acres Junkyard. He stopped and panted to catch his breath. "Peetu, good to see you ahgain. Ahlthough, you're one meenute lahte," said Pepé.
"My ahpahlogies, couseen Pepé. A tahll, peenk skunkette tried to woo me, but I hahd to decline," said Pitu.
"I see. Ziss could be a prahblem. Zat peenk skunkette stahle a boy frahm Fifi wance befahre. We cahn't let eet hahppen ahgain," said Pepé. He went up to Fifi's electric fence and knocked on the door. "Fifi, zat boy zat I cahlled on ees here!" said Pepé.
"I just need to mahke sure he's a real skunk," said Fifi. She activated the bio scanner and it scanned Pitu Le Pew. A green light lit up showing it was safe for him to enter. Both Pepé and Pitu entered the border of the electric fence. Fifi stepped outside of her Cadillac. The instant Fifi saw Pitu, cupid struck her in the butt with a love arrow. The stripe on her tail turned red like a thermometer and her eyes turned into pink hearts. An explosion hearts ignited around her too. "OOH LA LA! LE SKUNK BEEFCAHKE! CAHME TO FIFI!" screamed Fifi happily. She ran toward Pitu and jumped at him. Pitu then held out her arms and caught the lovesick skunkette. Fifi instantly began planting kisses on his face, smearing his face with pink kiss marks. Pitu managed to get Fifi off of him.
"Tahke eet easy, leettle lahdy. You dahn't wahnt to wear yourself out befahre ze dahnce," said Pitu. He wiped the marks off of his face.
"Whaht ees your nahme, my keeng sized croissahnt?" asked Fifi.
"I ahm Peetu Le Pew. Pepé's fourth couseen," said Pitu.
"You're relahted to my mentahr?!" asked Fifi excitedly.
"Oui. My couseen tahld me ahbout your seetuation. So I hahd to cahme," said Pitu. Fifi then went up to Pepé and hugged him.
"Oh, Prahfessahr Pepé. Zank you fahr getteeng heem to cahme here! He's perfect fahr spendeeng Vahlentine's Day weeth. I gaht to chahnge eento sahmetheeng beauteeful fahr ziss dahnce," said Fifi. She then went back into her Cadillac to change into a dress.
"I bettair get ready myself," said Pitu. Pitu changed into a gray tuxedo with a black bowtie for his date with Fifi. "How do I look, couseen?" asked Pitu.
"You look great," said Pepé. At that moment, Fifi stepped out of her Cadillac. She was wearing a beautiful, pink heart-themed dress. The shade was a basic pink and skirt had light pink and red hearts decorating it. The sweetheart neckline was formed by a large, hot pink heart. The skunkette also wore a pair of light pink opera gloves. For jewelry, she wore a pearl necklace with a pink heart gem and pink heart earrings. As for her makeup, Fifi wore bright pink lipstick & eyeshadow and blush. Fifi did a curtsey as she stood before her date. When Fifi lifted her skirt a bit, Pitu could see her pink high heels, which had red hearts at the toe area. Pitu's eyes widened before they turned into red hearts. His heart also pounded with love. Fifi smiled sweetly at Pitu's reaction.
"You like my look, mahn ahmahre?" asked Fifi.
"You look so beauteeful tahday on Vahlentine's Day," said Pitu. He began to kiss Fifi's hand. Fifi blushed and giggled as Pitu kissed her hand. Just then, Fifi noticed Pepé Le Pew was starting to leave.
"Where ahre you going, Pepé?" asked Fifi.
"Earliair, frahm whaht Peetu tahld me, Beembette Skunk tried to steal your dahte befahre he gaht here. I just need to mahke sure zat she doesn't ruin your hahppiness," said Pepé. And he pranced away. Fifi shook her head, but smiled. She knew Pepé was going to do his usual flirting tactics. "Eet'll certainly serve hair right fahr hurteeng my feeleengs," said Fifi to herself.
"So, shahll we get going to ze Vahlentine's dahnce aht your school?" asked Pitu.
"Oui," said Fifi. The two skunks then left to take a walk around town as part of their date. Fifi La Fume and Pitu Le Pew walked happily down the street.
"So, how lahng hahve you lived here, Fifi?" asked Pitu.
"I lived here evair seence I stahrted ahttendeeng Ahcme Looniverseety. I oreeginahlly lived een Pahrees weeth my fahmeely. Zough, eet ees lahnely leeving ahll ahlahne. Zat's why I wahnt to find true lahve, so I will feel less lahnely. I'm so glahd you cahme here just een time fahr Vahlentine's Day," said Fifi.
"I'm glahd I cahme too. I nevair zought sahmeone ahs young ahs you could be so pretty," said Pitu. Fifi let out a squeal before she melted out of happiness. Pitu picked Fifi up and wrung her out. The two then resumed walking. On the other side of the road, Bimbette Skunk was looking for Pitu Le Pew. She was all dressed up for the Valentine's dance too. She was wearing a red dress that hugged her curves as well as red lipstick and eyeshadow.
"Yoo-hoo! Where are you, my handsome hunk? I promise I'll be gentle with you," called Bimbette. Just then, she began to hear the voices of both Fifi and Pitu.
"So, how deed a skunk ahs yourself get so hunkahleecious?" asked Fifi as she felt Pitu's muscles.
"I wahrk out severahl times a day," said Pitu.
"Ahrnahld would be jealous," said Fifi. Bimbette's bottom jaw dropped to the ground due to seeing who Pitu was with.
"What?! Fifi actually scored a date to the dance?! I should be with him! I'm the prettier skunkette!" said Bimbette. Bimbette was about to cross the street when she felt someone tug at her tail. The pink skunkette turned around and saw the one tugging her tail was Pepé Le Pew.
"Whaht's ze hurry, mahdam?" asked Pepé.
"Fifi is getting away with my date!" said Bimbette.
"But deed you ahsk heem out?" asked Pepé.
"Uh . . . no," said Bimbette.
"Zere's ahlways moi," said Pepé.
"But you're too old for me," said Bimbette. Suddenly, Pepé jumped into Bimbette's arms.
"Hey!" cried Bimbette. "But I'm nevair too old fahr lahve," said Pepé. Pepé then began to plant kisses on Bimbette's face.
"Hey! Cut it out! There could be people watching us!" cried Bimbette. But Pepé wasn't listening to her pleas. Bimbette managed to throw Pepé onto the ground and she began to run for it screaming. Pepé recovered and began to prance after Bimbette. Fifi and Pitu heard Bimbette's scream and saw Pepé chasing her. Fifi giggled.
"Looks like Beembette's gaht hair hahnds full," said Fifi. And she and Pitu resumed walking toward Acme Looniversity.
Very soon, Acme Looniversity came into view. "Zere eet ees. Sweet old Ahcme Looniverseety," said Fifi. But before the two skunks could enter the school, they heard a voice.
"Kitty!" called the voice. Fifi and Pitu turned around and saw the voice belonged to Elmyra Duff. She was wearing a gas mask.
"Oh great. Eet's Elmyra Dumb," said Fifi.
"Stahnd bahck, Fifi. I'll hahndle hair," said Pitu.
"But she's weareeng a gahs mahsk. She wahn't feel your steenk," said Fifi.
"Zat mahsk may prahtect hair frahm ze steenk of smahll skunks. Bbut naht a beeg skunk such ahs moi," said Pitu. Pitu turned backwards and he raised his tail before he let off his horrid stench. The smell was fired at Elmyra and it was a direct hit.
"Foolish kitty! My mask can protect me from your horrible sti . . . ," said Elmyra. Suddenly, Elmyra felt something wet dripping against part of her face. Elmyra's eyes widen in horror when she realized her gas mask was melting. "Oh no! My gas mask! It's melting!" cried Elmyra.
"My dahte's smell ees too strahng fahr your mahsk to hahndle! Now you're defenseless ahgainst my smell too!" said Fifi. Fifi unleashed her stink too. The combined odor of both skunks' stink was too much for Elmyra. It was so bad that the mask wasn't the only thing melting. Elmyra was starting to melt too.
"I'm melting! Melting! Oh, what a world!" cried Elmyra. And she melted into a puddle of goo, which was sucked down the drain. Both skunks laughed at what happened to Elmyra.
"Zat'll keep hair off our bahcks fahr ze rest of ze night," snickered Fifi. The two skunks then entered Acme Looniversity.
Inside the auditorium of Acme Looniversity, all of the invited couples were gathered for the dance. There was Buster & Babs Bunny (No relation), Plucky & Shirley, Dizzy & Mitzi and more. "Say, Babs, like, where's Fifi?" asked Shirley.
"Don't know. She seemed pretty sad and lonely when I last saw her," said Babs.
"Naht ahnymahre," said Fifi as she and Pitu entered the auditorium. Everybody turned around and saw Fifi did have a date. They were surprised.
"Bahnjour," said Pitu.
"Who are you?" asked Buster.
"I ahm Peetu Le Pew, Pepe's fourth couseen," said Pitu.
"Peetu, zese ahre my best friends, Bahbs ahnd Sheerley. Ahnd zeir dahtes ahre Bustair ahnd Plucky," said Fifi.
"Hi," said Fifi's friends.
"Speaking of Pepé, where is your mentor?" asked Buster.
"He hahs sahmetheeng to do," said Fifi, winking.
Meanwhile, Bimbette Skunk managed to find a place to hide. She hid in an alleyway, panting.
"Whew," said Bimbette. Suddenly, Pepé popped out, right out of Bimbette's breast cleavage.
"Allo!" said Pepé. Bimbette shrieked loudly.
"FUR-VERT!" yelled Bimbette. She slapped Pepé in the face, real hard, knocking him onto the ground. "I've never been so insulted in my entire life! GGGRRRRRRR!" growled Bimbette. And she stormed off. Pepé got back up, dazed. His face had a red hand mark from the slap.
"She's gaht spunk. I like zat een a wahmahn," said Pepé. He fell to the ground, unconscious.
"So, how did you two first meet?" asked Buster.
"Well, Pepé nahticed how I wahs hahveeng a cahse of ze Vahlentine's blues so he cahlled Peetu Le Pew to cahme to Ahcme Ahcres so zat I would hahve sahmeone to dahnce weeth," said Fifi.
"So, my leettle flowair, shahll we heet ze dahnce floor?" asked Pitu.
"Oui," said Fifi. Fifi La Fume and Pitu Le Pew then began to dance. Pitu really knew how to dance. "Ooh la la. You really hahve ze mahves, yes?" asked Fifi.
"I need ahll ze mahves when I'm trying to woo a wahmahn," said Pitu. Then, he caused her to spin, causing her to yelp, followed by a giggle.
"Why dahn't I show you sahme of my dahnce mahves," said Fifi. She grabbed Pitu by both hands and spun him around. Despite Pitu being bigger than her, Fifi was able to spin him. It made him dizzy by the time he was done being spun. Fifi let out a soft smile.
Elsewhere, Bimbette Skunk was still running from Pepé Le Pew. By now, Pepé was chasing her in the Acme Acres mall. "Why won't he leave me alone?!" asked Bimbette. At that moment, Bimbette saw the ladies' room. "There! He'll never dare follow me in there!" said Bimbette. Bimbette quickly ran into the ladies' room and hid in one of the stalls. Pepé saw her enter the ladies' room.
"She prahbahbly went een zeir to fix up hair hair ahnd mahkeup. I'll wait," said Pepé. And he stood, waiting for Bimbette to come outside. About ten minutes passed since Bimbette went into the ladies' room. At that moment, Dot Warner entered the ladies' room.
"Excuse me, miss? Is that male skunk still out there?" asked Bimbette.
"She sure is," said Dot.
Great. I can't go outside if he's waiting out there for me. This sucks, thought Bimbette.
Right now, everybody at the dance were doing slow dancing now. Fifi and Pitu looked at each other lovingly as they danced. "Ziss ees ze mahst rahmahnteec Vahlentine's Day I've evair experienced een my entire life. We wouldn't be here eef eet weren't fahr my mentahr," said Fifi.
"Oui," said Pitu. Fifi then puckered her lips, ready to kiss Pitu Le Pew. But suddenly, Pitu made the first move and kissed her on the lips. Fifi's eyes widened when Pitu smooched her. But then, she closed her eyes, enjoying the kiss.
"Aaaaaaawwwwwwwww," said everybody as they watched the two skunks kiss.
"Le sigh. Whaht a keess," said Fifi happily. Suddenly, she appeared to have fainted.
"Fifi? Mahdam?" asked Pitu. He walked closer to the seemingly unconscious skunkette. Suddenly, Fifi woke up and began to kiss Pitu silly. After all the kissing was over, Pitu's face was covered in kiss marks.
"Gahtcha," said Fifi, before she giggled.
"Whaht a wahmahn," said Pitu.
Bimbette Skunk was stuck in the ladies' room almost all night. It was 1 A.M. by the time Pepé Le Pew fell asleep and Bimbette was able to sneak past him. But by then, it was too late for her to go to the dance, much to her chagrin.
The next day, Fifi La Fume along with Pepé Le Pew were saying their goodbyes to Pitu Le Pew. "I weesh you deedn't hahve to go," said Fifi sadly.
"Me neithair. But dahn't wahrry. You'll find a boy who's just right fahr you," said Pitu. Fifi smiled.
"Merci. Heareeng zat frahm you gives me hahpe," said Fifi.
"Au revoir. Unteel we meet ahgain, couseen. Good luck on your search fahr lahve too," said Pitu.
"Good luck to you too," said Pepé. Pitu then left for his plane.
"I'm going to meess zat skunk. One sing's fahr sure, yesterday wahs ze best Vahlentine's Day evair," said Fifi.
"Yesterday was the worst Valentine's Day ever! I never even got a chance to go out with that skunk hunk all because of that perverted skunk," complained Bimbette as she walked down the street.
"Aaw, whaht's ze mahttair? Ahnd I zought you could ahttrahct ahny boy weeth zat bahdy of yours," teased Fifi.
"What's it to you?! You stole that boy away from me!" snapped Bimbette.
"I deedn't steal heem. He wahs eenvited to meet me," said Fifi.
"What?!" asked Bimbette.
"You see, Peetu Le Pew ees ze fourth couseen of my mentahr, Pepé Le Pew. He felt sahrry fahr me ahnd eenvited heem to dahnce weeth me. so you see, I deedn't need to be ahs beauteeful ahs you just to get a boy zat day," said Fifi.
"Just you wait, Fifi La Fume! I'll get even with you! I shall avenge this humiliation!" said Bimbette.
"Yoo-hoo!" called a voice. Bimbette's blood turned cold when she heard the voice. She slowly turned around and saw Pepé Le Pew was behind her. Bimbette shrieked and began to make a run for it. Pepé began to prance after Bimbette once again. Fifi La Fume laughed at Bimbette as Pepé chased her.
"You know whaht zey say, wance you ahre ahttrahcted, you're hahrd to shahke off," said Fifi. And she continued to laugh at her rival's humiliation.
Meanwhile, Montana Max was in his bathroom washing his hands. Suddenly, Elmyra popped out of the sink faucet. Monty shrieked like a girl due to Elmyra suddenly popping out. "Uh . . . hi?" asked Elmyra, nervously waving at her crush.
T.V. Studio Segment #2
"I pretty much enjoyed zat. Peetu wahs a very hahndsahme skunk indeed. I ahlso lahved how Pepé chahsed Beembette ahnd when Elmyra gaht melted," said Fifi. She giggled.
"So, what's next?" asked a fan.
"Well, fahr our next segment, we're going to do ze first of a new recurreeng segment cahlled 'Fifi's Fairy Tahles', featureeng yours truly een cahrtoon versions of sahme of my fahvahrite fairy tahles. Fahr our first fairy tahle, we'll be showeeng a version of 'Ze Frahg Preence', but except eet's cahlled, 'Ze Skunk Preencess'," said Fifi.
Short #2: The Skunk Princess
Once upon a time, in a forest in a small kingdom, there lived a colony of skunks and skunkettes. The leader of the colony was a French skunk named Pepé Le Pew. Some of the others included a skunk Pokémon named Stunky and its evolved form, Skunktank. There was also Bimbette Skunk, Flower & his mate, Geoffrey St. John, Stella, Pepper Clark, a skunk named Skunk (from Skunk Fu) and day, Pepé was prancing in the woods, looking for a pretty skunk fatale. He had sometimes tried to flirt with Bimbette, but she preferred more hunky skunks. Just then, he heard a girl crying. He stopped prancing and looked around to figure out where the crying was coming from. He looked and he looked until he found where the sound was coming from. It belonged to a teenage skunkette with purple & white fur, light purple hair, purple eyes and a pink nose. She wore a pink bow in her hair along with purple eyeshadow. "Why ees ziss hahppeneeng to me? Le boo hoo hoo!" sobbed the skunkette.
"Hmm. She seems pretty young fahr me. Regahrdless, she could use sahme cheereeng up," said Pepé. Pepé walked up to the crying skunkette. "Cheair up, petite one. Eet's a beauteeful day," said Pepé.
"Naht fahr me, eet's naht," said the skunkette.
"Why naht?" asked Pepé.
"Nahbody lahves me," said the skunkette.
"Why? You're pretty fahr a skunkette so young," said Pepé.
"But zat's ze sing. I'm naht a skunk to begeen weeth," said the skunkette.
"No?" asked Pepé.
"No. I'm suppahsed to be a humahn," said Fifi.
"Whaht ees your nahme?" asked Pepé,
"Fifi," said the skunkette. Pepé gave Fifi a tissue and she blew into it. Pepé led Fifi to where the other skunks and skunkettes were at. Pepé told the others that Fifi was human.
"So what happened?" asked Flower.
"You see, I wahs a preencess who lived een zat cahstle ovair zere," said Fifi. The skunks were surprised.
"Blimey! You were a princess?!" asked Geoffrey.
"I lived weeth my fahthair ahnd mahthair; ze keeng ahnd queen ahs well ahs my oldair seestair, Ahmélie. Ahbout two days ahgo, our keengdahm wahs veesited by a hahndsahme preence nahmed Fredereeck. Bahth my seestair ahnd I were smeetten by hees good looks. ze one he took nahtice of wahs me," said Fifi.
"So, like, what happened?" asked Bimbette.
"Ahmélie gaht envious of me. So envious zat she used dahrk mahgeec to turn me eento ze skunkette you see here," explained Fifi. All the skunks gasped when they heard this.
"Isn't there a cure?" asked Stella.
"Oui. Een ordair fahr me to turn bahck to a beauteeful preencess, ze preence hahs to keess me. Ahnd eet's naht going to be easy," said Fifi sadly.
"Dahn't wahrry, Fifi. We'll help you ween ze heart of your true lahve ahnd foil your eveel seestair's plaht," said Pepé.
A little while later, Prince Frederick was wandering near the part of the woods where the skunks lived. Frederick had blue hair and wore a red prince's uniform. He also had a bandage on part of his face. He looked like a human version of Furrball. He sat down on a tree stump, thinking about what's been happening. After Fifi was turned into a skunkette, Amélie lied that she was kidnapped by a dragon. So, the kingdom went on a mad search for her. And during Fifi's absence, Amélie started to make her move on Frederick. He had an empty backpack too. Frederick then took out a golden ball and tossed it up and down in his hand. But then, the ball missed his hand and fell to the ground. "Oops," said Frederick. The ball fell into the ground and rolled into the bushes. He reached into the bushes to retrieve his ball. He then pulled something out, which was Fifi. He had grabbed her by the tail. She was holding his ball.
"Bahnjour," said Fifi. Frederick yelped at the sight of a skunk and dropped her. He prepared to flee. "Wait! You fahrgot your bahll," said Fifi. Frederick stopped running and approached Fifi slowly. "Eet's okay. I wahn't spray you," said Fifi. She held out her hand, holding Frederick's ball. Frederick then retrieved his ball.
"Thanks," said Frederick.
"Your welcahme," said Fifi.
At that moment, Prince Frederick noticed something about Fifi. "Your voice . . . it reminds me of someone," said Frederick.
"Who?" asked Fifi.
"This princess who went missing two days ago. She was very pretty with purple hair and eyes. She could also play the harp well. If only we knew why she went missing," said Frederick. Fifi turned to the bushes where Pepé. Pepé gestured to Fifi to let her know she should tell the truth.
"Well, ze truth ees zat . . . ," said Fifi.
"Yoo-hoo! Where are you, my Prince Charming?" called a voice from the castle.
"It looks like Princess Amélie wants me to come back to her. I gotta go. Bye," said Frederick. Frederick then got back up and started to leave. However, unbeknownst to him, Fifi quickly his in his backpack as he was leaving.
Prince Frederick arrived back to the castle, where Fifi's evil sister, Amélie was waiting. She had purple hair like Fifi, but it was a darker shade. She wore dark red lipstick and wore a black dress. She was carrying a cane that had a glass ball containing a strange purple liquid. "There you are, my princey poo. What were doing out there in the woods?" asked Amélie.
"Oh. Just having some me time. Being alone in my thoughts," replied Frederick.
"You still thinking about my little sister?" asked Amélie.
"Yes. She was very pretty. Perhaps the prettiest girl I ever met. If only she didn't disappear," said Frederick.
"Oh come now. They'll find her. However, I'm the prettier one here, being the older of . . . ," said Amélie. But then, she noticed squirming in his backpack.
"What's up with your backpack?" asked Amélie.
"What are you talking about?" asked Frederick.
"Your backpack. Something is moving in your backpack," said Amélie.
"There is?" asked Frederick. "Yes," said Amélie. Prince Frederick removed the backpack from his backpack. He unzipped the backpack and saw Fifi was in it.
"Hello ahgain," said Fifi. Amélie shrieked at the sight of a skunk in her presence.
"Skunk!" cried Amélie.
"It's all right. It's just a friendly skunk I met in the forest. She must've followed me home," said Frederick.
"Are you out of your mind?! Don't you know how stinky skunks can get?!" asked Amélie.
"She won't hurt anybody. Really," said Frederick. Just then, one of the guards approached Frederick.
"Your highness, the king asks that you come speak with him," said the guard.
"Okay. Gotta go, girls," said Frederick. And he left with the guard to speak with the king.
Amélie turned to Fifi and grabbed her by the tail. "Alright, little sister. I know what you're up to. You want to steal my prince charming from me," said Amélie.
"Cahlleeng ze kettle blahck, ehh?" asked Fifi.
"Well, I'll make sure you don't trouble me again," said Amélie. Later, Amélie put Fifi in a small cage and took her to the dungeon. "Rudolph? Are you here, Rudolph? Oh Rudolph" called Amélie. Pepé Le Pew had followed Fifi into the castle and was hiding in the dungeon. He gasped quietly when he saw Rudolph. Rudolph (a.k.a. Gossamer) was a large, hairy, red-orange monster. His body was perched on two giant tennis shoes, and his heart-shaped face was composed of only two oval eyes and a wide mouth, with two hulking arms ending in dirty, clawed fingers. The monster's main trait was his uncombed, orange hair. Also present were the skeletons of his last meal; the TTG versions of the Teen Titans.
"Oh yes. Yes, yes. Rudolph's here, your highness," said the monster.
"I brought you something for your breakfast," said Amélie. She showed Fifi in her cage.
"Oh ho! Yummy, yummy," said Rudolph.
"Don't worry. I put a spell on her to disable her smell," said Amélie.
"She sure looks delicious," said Rudolph. He began to bite at the cage.
"No, no, no. You eat the skunk, not the cage, hairy," said Amélie. "Hairy, sorry. Eat skunk. Nice skunk," said Rudolph as he carried the cage.
"Now if you'll excuse me, I've got a wedding to prepare," said Amélie. And she left the dungeon. Rudolph put the cage down on the table.
I've got to get out of here before I become a skunk snack for that hairy beast ahnd my preence mahrries zat weetch, thought Fifi. She began to think about how to get out of this predicament.
"Skunk good. Eat skunk," said Rudolph.
"Maybe you eat me lahtair," said Fifi meekly.
"Later?" asked Rudolph.
"Oh, much, much lahtair . . . fahr . . . fahr breakfahst," said Fifi.
"Rudolph eat skunk for breakfast," said Rudolph.
"Right," said Fifi.
"Eat breakfast now!" said Rudolph.
"No, no, no. Eat breakfahst een ze mahrneeng," said Fifi.
"Morning?" asked Rudolph. "After you are asleep," said Fifi.
"Sleep?" asked Rudolph.
"You like sleep?" asked Fifi. "Rudolph like sleep," said Rudolph.
"Le sigh. Good fahr you," said Fifi. Fifi began to sing a traditional French lullaby, which was making Rudolph sleepy.
Frère Jacques, frère Jacques
Dormez-vous? Dormez-vous?
Sonnez les matines, sonnez les matines
Ding, ding, dong, ding, ding, dong
Frère Jacques, frère Jacques
Dormez-vous? Dormez-vous?
Sonnez les matines, sonnez les matines
Ding, ding, dong, ding, ding, dong
"Nighty night," said Rudolph. And he asleep on his bed.
"Le whew. I hahpe he's naht a light sleepair. Now I've gaht to get out of ziss cahge. Whaht ahm I saying? To do zat, I need a sahw or a crow bahr," said Fifi.
"Or a skunk," said Pepé.
"Pepé, boy am I glad to see you," whispered Fifi.
"I'll just leeft ze lahtch ahnd you'll be out of here een no time," said Pepé. Pepé tried to lift the latch, but it was too stiff.
"Ahw mahn. Ziss ees going to be a prahblem. I could try melteeng ze cahge, but zat would mean I would wahke up Rudahlph. Zere's gahtta to be ahnahthair way," said Pepé.
"But whaht cahn we do? We hahve to get to Preence Fredereeck befahre he mahrries ze wrahng geerl," said Fifi. The two skunks began to think for a moment. And then, Pepé got an idea.
"I gaht eet. Eef I cahn't open ze cahge, zen maybe Rudahlph cahn. Ahnd I know just how to do eet," said Pepé. He walked up to the sleeping Rudolph and began to do his best impersonation of Fifi's sister. "Hello. This is Amélie," said Pepé.
"Ah, yes. Nice lady," said Rudolph in his sleepy daze.
"I have a little favor to ask you," said Pepé.
"What do for nice lady?" asked Rudolph.
"Stay asleep and let skunk go," said Pepé.
"Stay asleep and let skunk go," said Rudolph, getting up without opening his eyes. He continued to chant "Stay asleep and let skunk go", as he opened Fifi's cage. Fifi then quickly got out of the cage. "Nighty night," said Rudolph. And he fell back on top of his bed.
"Hooray. I'm free," said Fifi.
"LET SKUNK GO?!" asked Rudolph, suddenly realizing what he was doing.
"Oh boy," said Fifi.
"Not want to let skunk go!" said Rudolph.
"Well, yeah . . . ," said Fifi.
"Rudolph eat skunk now!" cried Rudolph.
"It's yummy yummy time! Oh yes! Yes! Yes! Eat skunk time! Get club!" said Rudolph. Fifi ran for it. "Now where skunk go?" asked Rudolph. He then spotted Pepé Le Pew. "Ah, there she is!" said Rudolph, thinking Pepé was Fifi.
"Now wait a meenute!" cried Pepé. But Rudolph seized him.
"Got skunk!" said Rudolph.
"No you dahn't!" said Fifi. She was standing on a barrel. Rudolph put Pepé down.
"There she is, little skunk!" said Rudolph. He tried to slam his club on Fifi, but she dodged it and he smashed the barrel instead. "Where'd he go, that dumb ol' skunk!" said Rudolph. Then, he began to sing as he tore the place apart trying to get Fifi.
Rudolph gonna hit and smash
Turn ol' skunky skunky hash!
Rudolph find that skunk and mash
Stinky winky skunk get mighty bash!
"Yoo-hoo!" called Fifi.
"Ho, ho! There she is!" said Rudolph. He knocked down a vase.
"Hi zere!" said Pepé.
"Now I got you!" said Rudolph. He missed Pepé and smashed a table.
"I'm here!" called Fifi, from an empty suit of armor.
"Get 'em now! Stinky winky skunky gonna get it now!" said Rudolph. He then smashed the suit of armor, but missed Fifi.
Rudolph get that skunky now
Skunky will be Rudolph's chow!
Rudolph get that skunk and how?
Stinky winky skunky get a mighty pow!
Rudolph smashed tables, vases and shelves as tried to club Fifi and Pepé. Suddenly, Fifi dodged another blow, which caused Rudolph to smash a nearby pillar. Rubble began to fall and one of the pieces of rubble clonked Rudolph in the head. The dazed monster then fell backwards and smashed open the door as he fainted. The whole dungeon was a mess.
"I zought we deed zat rahthair well," said Pepé.
"Shahll we go?" asked Fifi.
"Ahftair you," said Pepé. The two skunks then left the dungeon.
Outside the castle, the wedding between Prince Frederick and Amélie was about to take place. The ceremony was about to start. Prince Frederick waited for the bride to arrive. Just then, Fifi's mother, the queen approached the prince. She had pink hair and green eyes. She wore pink lipstick and wore a red queen's gown. "Ees sahmetheeng wrahng my future sahn een lahw?" asked the Queen.
"I don't know. Part of me feels like this isn't right. Like I'm marrying the wrong girl," said Frederick.
"You weesh eet wahs my youngair daughtair you're mahrrying?" asked the Queen.
"Yes. If only she wasn't kidnapped by that dragon, it would," said Frederick. Amélie began to walk toward the altar. She was wearing a white wedding dress.
Fifi and Pepé were watching from the bushes.
"Ze ceremahny's stahrteeng. We gaht to stahp hair," said Fifi.
"Luckeely, I hahve sahme reinfahrcements to help," said Pepé.
"Who?" asked Fifi.
"Us," said Skunk as he and the other skunks appeared.
"We'll ahttahck on my signahll," said Pepé. The one who was saying the speech was Elmer Fudd.
"Gathered fwiends. We are gathered here today to see the joining of Pwince Fwedewick and Ahméwie Wa Fume. If there is anybody who objects to these two being mawwied, pwease speak up, our forever these be bound together in howy matwimo . . . ," said Elmer.
"NOW!" cried Pepé. The army of skunks then charged into action. The skunks jumped onto both Elmer Fudd and Amélie.
"Skunks! Get 'em off me! Get 'em off me!" cried Amélie. Prince Frederick scratched his head, looking confused. Amélie grabbed Johnny Pew and threw him into the wall. He slid off of the wall. Johnny got back up, all dazed. He charged back to the scene of the battle. Pepé whipped Amélie in the face with his tail. Geoffrey St. John fired his crossbow, which tore part of Amélie's dress. In retaliation, Amélie fired a magic beam from the ball of her cane, which zapped Geoffrey St. John. Fifi then realized what may be the source of her magic power.
"Zat's eet. I must break ze bahll een ze hahndle of hair cahne," said Fifi. She then bit Amélie's hand, real hard. Amélie screamed, which caused her to drop her cane. It fell off of the balcony and the ball broke, spilling the liquid inside. Suddenly, Amélie began to suffer a magic backlash.
"My power! You've destroyed my power!" cried Amélie. She screamed as she suddenly began to shrink into her dress in a puff of smoke. When the smoke cleared, she was now a snake. She then slithered away into the forest.
"Sahcrebleu! She turned eento a snahke!" cried Fifi.
"Whaht just hahppened?" asked the Queen.
"Mahthair, eet's me, I'm your daughtair, Fifi," said Fifi.
"Fifi? Why ahre you a skunk?" asked the Queen.
"I'm ahfraid zat Ahmelie hahd given herself to eveel cause she wahs jealous of me getteeng ze ahttention of Preence Fredereeck. So, now hair powair ees destroyed," said Fifi.
"So the story of getting kidnapped by a dragon was a lie?" asked Frederick.
"Oui," said Fifi.
"Oh man. What have I done? I nearly married a woman I didn't love. The one I love is really you," said Frederick. Then, he kissed Fifi. And with that kiss, in a puff of smoke, Fifi turned back into a human princess. As a human, Fifi had purple hair and fair skin. She wore a beautiful purple princess dress. She wore pink lipstick in addition to her eyeshadow.
"She turned back into a princess!" cried Frederick.
"Oui. Ahnd ahll eet took wahs your keess," said Fifi. Princess Fifi and Prince Frederick then began to kiss again. And so, Princess Fifi and Princess Frederick got married and they lived happily ever after.
TV Studio Segment #3
"So whaht do you sink?" asked Fifi.
"I think that would be a great segment for future cartoons," said Fan #1.
"Me too," said Fan #2.
"Me three," said Fan #3.
"The boy she attempts to win the heart of will be different in each fairy tale spoof," said Buster.
"Just to let you know, ze eveel seestair seen een zat cahrtoon eesn't bahsed on my real life seestair. But ze queen ees bahsed on my real life mahthair," said Fifi. Just then, another fan raised her hand. "Yes?" asked Fifi.
"Do you remember how in the cartoon, 'B Sharp and C Flat', you were dancing in the hallway, doing ballerina twirls, which spread your fumes?" asked the fan.
"Oui. I do remembair zat," said Fifi.
"Is it possible you can do a cartoon where you decide to take ballet lessons?" asked the fan.
"Sure. Why naht," said Fifi.
"And now for our final cartoon to wrap up this two part episode. Roll it," said Babs.
Short #3: Ballet Du Skunkette
Shirley the Loon was walking down the city streets, on her way to Madame Jeté's Ballet Academy for more ballet lessons. On her way, she had to pass by the Acme Acres Junkyard. As she was walking, something caught her eye. Shirley saw Fifi outside of her Cadillac, doing some ballet dance moves. "I didn't know Fifi was, like, into Ballerina," said Shirley. She went up to the doorbell of the electric fence and rang the doorbell. Fifi stopped when she heard the ringing.
"Who ees eet?" asked Fifi.
"It's me, Shirley," said Shirley.
"I just need to cahnfeerm eet's really you" said Fifi. Fifi activated the bio scanner and it scanned Shirley. A green light beeped to show it was the real Shirley. "Okay. Eet ees you. You may cahme een," said Fifi. The door opened and Shirley entered the border of the electric fence. "Whaht's up, Sheerley?" asked Fifi.
"Those were some sweet ballet moves you were doing. I didn't know you like ballet," said Shirley.
"Well, een hair youth, my mahthair deed bahllet herself. She wahs really good aht eet too," said Fifi.
"I'm actually on my way to the ballet academy. We're going to do a ballet recital at the end of the month. I think you should sign up for some ballet lessons so you can dance like a pro," said Shirley.
"Ahn excellent idea, Sheerley," said Fifi. After packing some stuff, Fifi and Shirley then headed for the ballet academy.
Meanwhile, at another part of the city, far from where Fifi and Shirley were at, somebody was entering the city. It was an adult skunkette the size of a human. She had dark purple & white fur, long pink hair, green eyes, an hourglass figure and a luscious pair of full lips. Her breasts were larger than Bimbette Skunk's breasts. She wore a red dress, red shoes, a blue pearl necklace and blue pearls in her hair. The skunkette also wore makeup, which consisted of blue eyeshadow on her eyelids and bright pink lipstick on her lips. As the skunkette walked down the street, the majority of the men in Acme Acres were going gaga over. They let out wolf whistles and howls at the sight of how beautiful she was. But if some of them already had a girlfriend or wife, the said girl would clobber them. For example, when Arnold the Pit Bull was going nuts over the skunkette, his girlfriend, Arnolda clonked him with one of his dumbbells. The skunkette shook her head. "Le sigh. Men. Zey just lahse cahntrol aht ze sight of a beauteeful wahmahn," said the skunkette to herself. Just then, the skunkette felt somebody tugging at her tail. "Huh?" asked the Skunkette. She turned around and saw the one tugging at her tail was Elmyra.
"Pretty kitty! I'll definitely make you my newest pet!" cried Elmyra excitedly. The skunkette then lifted her tail up, lifting up into the air too. She used her tail to throw Elmyra into a nearby dumpster. The stupid human girl fell into the dumpster, head first.
"Dahn't even sink ahbout eet. Hmph," said the Skunkette. And she walked away.
Very soon, both Fifi and Shirley arrived at the ballet academy. The head instructor, was Madame Jeté herself. Shirley led Fifi to the front desk. After Fifi signed up, she changed into a pink tutu & ballet shoes and joined Shirley and the other students in the practice room where Madame Jeté herself was waiting. Some of the students included some swans, ostriches, hippos, elephants and gators. "Good mahrneeng, clahss," said Mdm. Jeté.
"Good morning, Madame Jeté," said the students.
"Tahday, we hahve a new student who'll be joineeng us," said Mdm. Jeté. Fifi La Fume stepped forward. "Ziss ees Fifi La Fume, one of Sheerley's friends," said Mdm. Jeté.
"Bahnjour," said Fifi.
"So, whaht eenspired you to tahke bahllet lessahns?" asked Mdm. Jeté.
"I guess eet wahs because of my mahthair. She deed bahllet een hair youth," explained Fifi.
"Ah, yes. I do remembair. I met hair wance. Wahsn't hair nahme, Fleur La Fume?" asked Mdm. Jeté.
"Oui," replied Fifi.
"Would you mind showeeng us sahme of your bahllet mahves?" asked Mdm. Jeté.
"Sure," said Fifi.
(Insert "Dance of the Hours, Piano Version")
The pianist began to play some music while Fifi was showing off some dance moves she learned by herself. The purple skunkette had her eyes closed while she was dancing. She did a couple of twirls and leaps. And sometimes, she held her tail as if it were a skirt. Everybody began to ooh and ahh at Fifi's dancing. Unfortunately, as Fifi was dancing, she was starting to let off her horrible odor. The first one to smell it was Giselle, one of the swan dancers. She let out a gasp and clutched her nose. "Pew!" cried Giselle. As Fifi continued to dance, her smell was getting worse every second. Very soon, all the students began to hold their noses. Some of them even fainted as a result of Fifi's stink. Very soon, Fifi finished doing her dancing.
(End Music)
When Fifi opened her eyes, her expression turned into one of shock. Most of the students had fainted as a result of her smell. Madame Jeté and Shirley were wearing gas masks at the moment. "Your dahnceeng ees wahnderful, but . . . why deed you let off your smell?" asked Jeté.
"Deed I really let off my scent while I wahs dahnceeng?" asked Fifi.
"Yes," said Shirley.
"Fifi, eef you really wahnt to hahve a pahrt een ze upcahmeeng bahllet receetahl aht ze end of ze mahnth, you've gaht to find a way to cahntrol zat stench of yours," said Jeté.
"Yes, Mahdame Jeté," said Fifi. Later, Fifi walked back to her Cadillac sadly. "Le sigh. I hahve such beauteeful dahnceeng ahnd yet my smell ees getteeng een ze way. Whaht evair will I do?" asked Fifi. As she got closer to the electric fence surrounding her Cadillac, she heard a voice.
"Zere you ahre. I've been stahndeeng outside of ziss electreec fence fahr hours now," said the voice. Fifi snapped out of her current thoughts and saw who the voice belonged to. It was the pink-haired skunkette from earlier. Fifi recognized her.
"Mahthair?! Ees zat really you?!" asked Fifi.
"Oui," said the skunkette. "How do I know zat you're ze real Fleur La Fume ahnd naht ahn eempahstair?" asked Fifi.
"Eempahstair? whaht ahre you tahlkeeng ahbout?" asked Fleur.
"Ahn enemy of mine wance eempersahnahted my mentahr, Pepé Le Pew to lure eento a trahp ahnd I'm naht tahkeeng ahny chahnces. Tell me sahmetheeng zat my real mahthair would only know," said Fifi.
Fleur began to think for a moment until she thought of something. "Well, you were bahrn Octahbair 2nd, een Pahrees," said Fleur.
"Everybahdy een Ahcme Ahcres knows zat," said Fifi.
"Oh. Well zen, do you remembair when you . . . ," said Fleur. She then began to whisper in Fifi's ear. The young skunkette's face began to blush bright red in embarrassment.
"Only my mahthair knows ahbout zat," said Fifi sheepishly. Fleur nodded. "Eet really ees you!" cried Fifi happily. She and her mother then began to embrace. "Whaht ahre you doing here?" asked Fifi.
"Cahn't a mahthair veesit hair daughtair? Ahnd besides, ahren't you ahll ahlahne leeving ahlahne?" asked Fleur.
"Le sigh. You're right ahbout zat. I ahm lahnely," said Fifi.
"So, why deed you set up ahn electreec fence ahround your Cahdeellahc?" asked Fleur.
"To keep zat obsessive ahneemahl lahvair, Elmyra Duff out," said Fifi.
"You deed mention hair een your letters zat you wrahte to us," said Fleur.
"I especially hahd to do eet seence she knows where I live," said Fifi.
"Well eet's a good sing I'm here. I'm going to stay here unteel you grahduate sahfely. Plus, I dahn't sink leeving een ze Cahdeellahc een ze meeddle of ze junkyard ees good fahr you, health wise," said Fleur.
"You mean . . . ?" asked Fifi.
"Oui. While I'm here, we're going to mahve to ahn ahctual house where you cahn live een healthy leeving cahndeetions," said Fleur.
"Okay," said Fifi. Fifi led Fleur into her Cadillac. Fleur pulled out a Capsule Corp.-type capsule out of her breast cleavage and pressed the button on the top. In a puff of smoke, her suitcases appeared.
"So, I nahticed you were feeleeng blue? Whaht's troubleeng you right now?" asked Fleur.
"Just tahday, I stahrted tahkeeng bahllet lessahns aht Mahdame Jete's Bahllet Ahcahdemy. She says I'm a great dahncair, but I lahse cahntrol ovair my smell whenevair I dahnce. Ahnd she says eef I cahn't cahntrol eet, I cahn't pahrteecipahte een ze bahllet receetahl aht ze end of mahnth," said Fifi sadly. Fleur could see the tears in her daughter's eyes. She used to tail to wipe the tears.
"To tell you ze truth Fifi, I hahd ze sahme exahct prahblem when I wahs tahkeeng bahllet lessahns ahround your ahge," said Fleur.
"You hahve?" asked Fifi.
"Oui. Whenevair I dahnced bahllet, I lahst cahntrol of my smell aht first," said Fleur.
"How deed you overcahme zat prahblem?" asked Fifi.
"When you're dahnceeng, one must hahve a clear mind. Fahrget ahbout your current zoughts ahnd fahcus on your dahnceeng. Ahllow me to demahnstrahte," said Fleur.
(Insert "Dance of the Reed Flutes")
Fleur changed into a blue tutu and she and Fifi stepped outside. She began to demonstrate the ballet moves that she learned in her youth. Fifi watched as her mother danced. She also saw that when she was dancing, she wasn't letting off her skunk fumes not once. Very soon, she finished doing her dancing.
(End Music)
"Ooh la la. Zat wahs beauteeful," said Fifi.
"Merci. Now, let's see you try. Eet may look hahrd to do aht first, but you'll be ahble to dahnce weethout your odahr setteeng off," said Fleur. "Okay," said Fifi. Fifi changed into her tutu. "Oh, Fifi dahrleeng, you look beauteeful een zat tutu!" cried Fleur.
"Merci," said Fifi.
(Insert "Dance of the Hours, Piano Version")
Over the next few days, Fifi began to practice trying to dance without letting off her stink. It was hard at first, but eventually, Fifi was able to actually dance without getting smelly. Right now, Fifi and the other dancers were practicing for the recital. For it was the day before the actual recital.
(End Music)
"Wahnderful, Fifi. Wahnderful. You ahctually mahnaged to cahntrol zat smell of yours," said Mdm. Jeté.
"Merci. I couldn't hahve dahne eet weethout ze help of my mahthair," said Fifi.
"So she's een town?" asked Mdm. Jeté.
"Oui. Ahnd she's cahmeeng to ze receetahl ahs well," said Fifi.
"I would like to meet hair ahftair ze receetahl," said Shirley.
"Ahnd you will," said Fifi.
Later, Fifi started to walk back home to the Acme Acres Junkyard. As she was walking, she heard the voice of Elmyra. "There you are, kitty!" cried Elmyra. Fifi saw Elmyra running toward her. She gasped and began to make a run for it. Babs Bunny happened to be along the path that Fifi was running. Fifi ran past her. As Elmyra was running, Babs extended her foot and the dumb girl tripped and she fell flat on her face.
"Merci, Bahbs!" called Fifi. That gave Fifi enough time to build distance between her and Elmyra. Fifi arrived to the electric fence outside the Cadillac. She pressed a button combination that opened the door to the fence. She then went inside and closed the door. Elmyra saw that Fifi was already in the safety of her fence.
"Rats!" said Elmyra. Fifi panted as she went into her Cadillac.
"Fifi, you're bahck fahstair zan I zought," said Fleur.
"Elmyra tried to cahpture me ahs I wahs wahlkeeng hahme. Eet wahs lucky fahr me zat Bahbs wahs zere to treep Elmyra up. I'm ahfraid zat she might try to ruin ze bahllet receetahl," said Fifi.
"But deed prahctice go well?" asked Fleur.
"Oui," said Fifi.
"Dahn't wahrry ahbout Elmyra. I know just whaht to do," said Fleur, winking.
Meanwhile, Elmyra was fuming about how Fifi got away from her again. "It's not fair! Kitty witty keeps getting away! I would've captured her for good years ago if it weren't for electric mouse!" fumed Elmyra. Just then, the wind blew a piece of paper into her face. Elmyra struggled to get the paper off of her face. When she removed it, Elmyra saw that it was an advertisement for the ballet recital tomorrow night. Fifi and Shirley were among the dancers pictured on the advertisement. "I know what. I'll capture kitty during ballet recital," said Elmyra. She snickered as she began to think of a plan.
The next night, Fleur La Fume and her daughter walked to the theater that the ballet recital was going to take place at. For the occasion, Fleur was wearing a more fancy dress. It was blue with a scoop neckline that showed a lot more cleavage than her normal dress. Her lipstick was also red instead of pink. Outside the entrances and exits, were Arnold and Arnolda, who were hired as security guards. "Fleur La Fume ahnd Fifi La Fume I presume?" asked Arnold.
"Oui," said both skunkettes.
"Ve'fe been told by you about how Elmyra is ahfter your daughter. Don't vorry. Ve'll ensure she doesn't get past any of zese doors," said Arnolda.
"Zank heavens," said Fifi.
"But we must be ready fahr ahnytheeng," said Fleur. Fifi nodded.
"Knahck 'em dead, Fifi," said Fleur. She then kissed Fifi on both cheeks before leaving for the audience. Fifi met up with Shirley and the other dancers at the back stage.
"So you like ready, Fifi?" asked Shirley. Fifi nodded.
Outside of the theater, Elmyra was getting dragged away by Arnold and Arnolda.
"You can't do this to me! There's a kitty that I must make my pet in there!" cried Elmyra.
"Sorry, Ms. Duff," said Arnolda.
"But ve're under strict orders from Mrs. La fume not to let you in. Ahnd she's a shkunk, not a cat," said Arnold. And the two pit bulls then threw her into a muddy puddle.
It was almost time for the recital to begin. Fleur La Fume turned to the music conductor. "No matter what happens, keep the recital going," whispered Fleur. She then sat down at her seat, which was next to Babs'.
"So you must be Fifi's mother," said Babs.
"Ahhnd who might you be, young lahhdy?" asked Fleur.
"I'm Babs Bunny. I'm one of Fifi's best friends along with Shirley. We go to Acme Looniversity together along with Shirley," said Babs.
"Oh. Fifi's lucky to hahve friends like you," said Fleur. Babs nodded.
(Insert "Dance of the Hours")
Very soon, the curtains lifted up to reveal Fifi, Shirley and the other dancers. They then began to dance as the recital began. Everybody was amazed at how well they danced. The one participant's dancing they were really impressed with was Fifi's. Not once, Fifi's smell was going off, which was good. "Wow. Fifi sure is a great ballerina," said Babs.
"She reminds me of when I deed bahllet," said Fleur. Minutes had passed since the ballet recital began. Unbeknownst to everybody, Elmyra had found a way into the theater via the window to the backstage. Giselle was taking a break from her dancing. Suddenly, she was seized by Elmyra and a scuffle occurred, After the scuffle, Elmyra stole Giselle's tutu as well as her feathers. They were poorly glued on and she wore a fake beak. She went on stage when it was time for Giselle to dance again. Giselle was all tied up and de-feathered. Shirley noticed that "Giselle" looked strange and began to speak to Fifi telepathically.
"Fifi, do you notice something strange about the way Giselle looks?" asked Shirley.
"Oui. I do. Look, I sink hair feathers ahre flahkeeng off ahs she's dahnceeng," said Fifi. Indeed the feathers were flaking off as Elmyra danced. Suddenly, Elmyra tripped and she landed on the stage with a thud. Thus caused all the feathers and the fake beak to come off. Everybody's eyes widened and gasped when they saw it was Elmyra.
"Run, Fifi!" said Shirley telepathically. Fifi then began to make a run for it, with Elmyra in hot pursuit. Some of the other dancers decided to help their friend. Some of the gators stood in front of Elmyra, blocking her. The animal obsessive girl then ran back to find a way around them. Fifi then jumped over Elmyra, much to Elmyra's surprise. Elmyra chased Fifi around a pillar. The skunkette then tricked Elmyra into running around the pillar, chasing nothing. Elmyra scratched her head. Fifi then trampled over Elmyra, flattening her. Babs Bunny decided to step in and help. She ran to the orchestra pit.
"Mind if I borrow these?" asked Babs, grabbing a pair of cymbals. Fifi ran past Babs. As Elmyra came down Babs' path, the pink bunny clapped the two cymbals on Elmyra's head. Her head was flattened in the process. Elmyra staggered in her daze. Everybody laughed at Elmyra's misfortune. As the chaos was happening, Fleur went outside and used her cell phone to call the police.
"Hello? 9-1-1 emergency. I need ze pahlice aht ze Ahcme Ahcres Perfahrmahnce Zeatair prahnto! Zat pet obsessive braht, Elmyra Duff ees trying to keednahp my daughtair, Fifi een ze meedst of hair bahllet receetahl!" said Fleur.
Back on stage, Elmyra was still chasing Fifi. Before she could grab Fifi by the tail, one of the hippo dancers lifted Fifi high into the air, out of Elmyra's reach. Fifi stuck her tongue out at Elmyra. The dancers began pass Fifi to each other in order to keep her away from Elmyra. Suddenly, Elmyra tripped an ostrich dancer, causing her to drop Fifi. Fifi fell toward Elmyra. The human girl held her arms out. Reacting quickly, Fifi used her tail to slap Elmyra in the face. The skunkette then grabbed Elmyra by the arms and began to spin her around. Elmyra screamed as she was spin around. Fifi then stood on her tail and began to balance Elmyra using her legs. She then kicked Elmyra, sending her crashing into some prop pillars. The prop pillars fell on top of Elmyra with a CRASH! She was pinned underneath them too.
(End Music)
Everybody began to clap and cheer not just for the dancers, but for Elmyra being defeated. "Merci, merci, merci," said Fifi, taking some bows. At that moment, Fleur arrived along with the police.
"Are you Fifi La Fume?" asked Cop #1.
"Oui," said Fifi.
"We got a call from your mother that a Elmyra Duff tried to kidnap you. Where is she?" asked Cop #2. Everybody pointed to the pinned Elmyra. The cops lifted the pillars and seized Elmyra.
"Elmyra Duff, you're under arrest for the attempted kidnapping of Fifi La Fume," said Cop #2.
"What?! I was just trying to make kitty my pet and give her a home and family," said Elmyra.
"I ahlready hahve a hahme ahnd a fahmeely," said Fifi as she stood next to her mother.
"Who are you?!" asked Elmyra.
"I ahm Fleur La Fume, Fifi's mahthair," said Fleur.
"What?! But I thought purple kitty was an orphan," said Elmyra.
"Just because my mahthair wahs present unteel now, doesn't mahke me ahn orphahn," said Fifi.
"And Fifi's a skunk, not a cat. And technically, since Fifi is living with her mother, what you attempted do qualifies as try to kidnap her daughter," said Cop #1. The cops threw Elmyra into the police and they drove off. Everybody watched as Elmyra was taken away. After the show, Giselle was found and untied. She was also given new feathers.
"Zat settles eet, Fifi. We ahre defeenitely moving out of ze Ahcme Ahcres Junkyard ahnd to ahnahthair pahrt of ze ceety. To ahn ahctual house ahnd one where Elmyra will nevair find us," said Fleur.
"But can we steell use zat electreec fence I set up?" asked Fifi.
"Oui. I ahlso tahld ze pahlice zat Elmyra's pahrents ahre naht ahllowed to bail hair out. She must tahke hair jail time like a wahmahn ahnd learn hair lessahn," said Fleur.
"Zank you fahr lookeeng out fahr me. You really ahre ze greatest mahm a skunkette could evair hahve," said Fifi. She then hugged her mother. Everybody awed at the sight of the heartwarming scene.
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"Zat wahs a wahnderful cahrtoon. I liked how we finahlly get to see one of my fahmeely members ahnd zat she's going to be a recurreeng chahractair," said Fifi.
"Will we ever see any of your other relatives?" asked Female Fan #1.
"You will, frahm time to time. zank you fahr joineeng us fahr "I Lahve Fifi". tune een next time fahr mahre epeesahdes of 'Fifi's New Teeny Toon Ahdventures'. Au revoir, my ahdahreeng fahns," said Fifi. She then blew a kiss, blowing hearts, with one of them becoming a transition to black once again, ending the episode.
(Insert "Tiny Toon Adventures" Ending Theme)
Gag Credits: Kath Soucie would be proud!
(Fifi emerges from the Tiny Toons circle, wearing pink lipstick.)
Fifi: Keess me!
(Fifi kisses the camera, leaving a pink kiss mark. She wipes the kiss mark with her tail, which also wipes away the picture.)
Sneak Peek
On the next episode of "Fifi's New Tiny Toon Adventures", a cartoon character from another studio comes to Acme Looniversity as a guest teacher. And he teaches the students a new subject called "Screwball 101", a class where the students learn how to drive people crazy. Later, Elmyra tries to catch Fifi once again. So, our beloved skunkette turns to the guest teacher for help and decides to help Fifi get Elmyra on the receiving end of being tormented for a change. Who is this mystery teacher and will he be able to help Fifi put Elmyra in her place? Find out, on the episode, "Screwball 101".
Also coming soon, on a special episode of "Fifi's New Tiny Toon Adventures", the Tiny Toons decide to do something completely different. They decided to celebrate the 50th Anniversary of "Monty Python" by reenacting their favorite sketches, movie moments and songs from the hilarious British comedy series. The Tiny Toons also pay tribute to the late Monty Python member, Terry Jones. You'll see dead parrots, singing lumberjacks, crunchy frogs, killer cars, dancing knights and more, on the special, "Tiny Toons' Flying Circus"!
And that concludes Part 2 of "I Love Fifi". I had to feature Pitu Le Pew. I mean, he has a body that would make him handsome in Fifi's eyes. Fleur La Fume will be a recurring character for the rest of the series. You'll see where the two skunkettes will move to in the episode after the Monty Python tribute episode. And speaking of which, I already have planned what sketches the toons will reenact. I decided that I'll post it in a separate upload title "Fifi's New Tiny Toon Adventures Specials". One reason was that if I'm going to adapt some of the more mature sketches. Also, a lot of cartoon characters that people hate (which TV Tropes call "Scrappies") will be bashed in the sketches. On the subject of the upcoming "Screwball 101" episode, it was my brother's suggestion to feature a guest cartoon character as a guest teacher. As for the identity of the guest star, you'll have to see for yourself. It'll blow you all away. Until then, see you next time . . .