Sorry for the wait. But without further ado, the newest episode of Fifi's New Tiny Toon Adventures and just in time for National Skunk Day. Enjoy!
Fifi's New Tiny Toon Adventures
Written by Artist1990
Based on "Tiny Toon Adventures" created by Tom Ruegger and produced by Warner Bros. Animation and Amblin
Other guest starring franchises belong to their respective owners.
(Insert New Version of "Tiny Toon Adventures" Theme Song)
(We see the Warner Bros. logo which zooms away and it transitions to the Tiny Toons circle.)
Buster: We're tiny . . .
(Buster appears.)
Babs: We're toony . . .
(Babs appears.)
Cast: We're all a little looney,
(The rest of the Tiny Toons cast join in. Mary Melody replaces Elmyra Duff.)
And in this cartoony,
we're invading your TV.
(The Tiny Toons run out of the TV.)
Buster and Babs: We're comic dispensers.
(Buster squirts himself with a seltzer bottle, while Babs hits herself with a pie.)
Fifi: We crahck up ahll ze censahrs.
(The censors are laughing)
Cast: On Tiny Toon Adventures,
(Fifi emerges from the TV smashes the screen with a mallet.)
get a dose of comedy!
(Buster is dressed as a doctor, while Babs and Fifi are dressed as nurses.)
So here's Acme Acres,
it's a whole wide world apart.
(We see a view of Acme Acres.)
Fifi: Our hahme sweet hahme, eet stahnds ahlahne,
a cahrtoon wahrk of ahrt!
(Fifi is making a painting of her Cadillac. She's wearing a French barret.)
Plucky: The scripts were rejected,
(Plucky is operating a type writer.)
expect the unexpected.
(A second Plucky head emerges from the paper, scaring the real Plucky.)
Cast: On Tiny Toon Adventures, it's about to start!
(We see the Tiny Toon Adventures logo again.)
Plucky: They're furry,
They're funny.
(Buster and Babs Bunny appear.)
Cast: They're Babs and Buster Bunny.
(Buster and Babs take off their disguises, revealing that Buster is really Babs and Babs is really Buster.)
Bimbette Skunk has money.
(We see Bimbette Skunk sitting on a lawn chair, with some dollars in her hands. Behind her are a rack of some expensive dresses, a platinum limo and jewelry.)
Teen Titans are a pain!
(The TTG Versions of the Teen Titans are harassing Elmyra until Fifi rolls a bomb with her tail that blows up the Teen Titans and Elmyra into piles of dust and eyeballs.)
Buster: Here's Hamton.
(Hamton sucks up the dust with his vacuum.)
Plucky: And Plucky!
(Plucky emerges from the vacuum.)
Babs: Fifi's very mushy!
(Fifi is kissing Hamton silly, covering his face in pink lipstick kisses.)
Cast: Furrball's unlucky . . .
(Furrball is smelling a flower until a piano crushes him.)
and Gogo is insane.
(Gogo Dodo hits himself with a mallet, splitting him into more copies.)
Fifi: Aht ahcme looniverseety we earn our toon degree.
(We see Acme Looniversity.)
Ze teacheeng stahff's been getteeng laughs seence 1933!
(Fifi and the other students are gathered at class. The teachers present are Bugs Bunny, Pepé Le Pew, Sam Sheepdog and Ralph Wolf, posing. Ralph is flattened by an anvil.)
Cast: We're tiny, we're toony, we're all a little looney,
(We see the cast of Tiny Toon Adventures)
It's Tiny Toon Adventures, come and join the fun!
(We see the logo again, but then, Fifi thrusts the words of 'Fifi's New' on top and joins Buster and Babs in the logo.)
Fifi: Ahnd now our sahng ees dahne!
National Skunk Day
Short #1: May I Take Your Odor?
Fleur La Fume stood in the kitchen of a fancy restaurant called the Blanc Buffet. She was trying to apply for a job at the restaurant cause back at home, she was a famous chef. The adult skunkette wore a chef's outfit as she cooked. Right now, she was cooking up a full course meal for the manger of the Blanc Buffet to eat in order to prove how good she was. The manager himself was watching Fleur as she cooked so he could see how well she can cook too. The Blanc Buffet's manager was a toon badger. Once the full course meal was cooked, the manager ate everything that was cooked. "So, how's ze meal?" asked Fleur. The manager thought for a moment.
"This . . . is actually delicious. It's no wonder you're a famous chef back in France. You've surpassed my expectations. You're hired," said the Manger.
"Merci. I cahn't wait to tell ze news to my daughtair, Fifi," said Fleur. After getting hired, Fleur went to pick up her daughter, Fifi La Fume from school. The students were exiting out of the school right now. As Fifi exited out, she saw her mother waiting for her.
"Bahnjour, mahthair," said Fifi.
"Bahnjour, Fifi. How wahs school?" asked Fleur.
"Eet wahs fine. I gaht ahn A+ een Roadrunnair's outweetteeng clahss tahday. By ze way, how deed ahpplying fahr a jahb ahs a chef aht ze blahnc buffet go?" asked Fifi.
"I gaht ze jahb," said Fleur.
"Zat's great! Ze people bahck aht hahme lahved your cookeeng. So I'm sure everybahdy here ees going to enjoy your cookeeng too," said Fifi. When Fleur and Fifi went home, Fleur told Pierre La Fume, her husband and Fifi's father on the phone the good news.
"Wahnderful, Fleur dahrleeng! You were a heet chef aht Frahnce, so I'm sure you'll becahme a heet een ahcme ahcres too," said Pierre.
"Merci, Pierre," said Fleur.
"By ze way. I'd like to tahlk to Fifi. Eet's been a while seence we hahd a cahnversahtion," said Pierre.
"Sure," said Fleur. She gave the phone to Fifi La Fume.
"Bahnjour, pahpa," said Fifi.
"Fifi, eet's good to hear frahm my youngest daughtair ahgain. How ahre sings aht school?" asked Pierre.
"Zey're going great. Weeth Elmyra trahnsferred to ahnahthair school ahnd currently een jail, I cahn cwancentrahte on my schoolwahrk een peace. I'm getteeng ahlahng well weeth my schoolmahtes," said Fifi.
"Ahnd deed you mahnage to find a boyfriend yet?" asked Pierre.
"Naht yet. But I know I'll find my true lahve soon," said Fifi.
"Keep lookeeng ahnd ze right boy will cahme ahlahng," said Pierre.
"Merci. How iees your cahreair ahs a TV prahducair?" asked Fifi.
"We just wrahpped up filmeeng of a heestahreecahl dahcumentahry ahbout Nahtre Dahme. We're entereeng pahst prahduction," said Pierre.
"I see," said Fifi.
The next day at school, Fifi was having lunch with her friends. She was telling them about how her mother was hired at the Blanc Buffet.
" . . . so now, my mahthair ees going to be wahrkeeng aht ze Blahnc Buffet. She'll use ze sahme skeells she used to mahke a nahme fahr herself een Frahnce to mahke custahmers hahppy here een Ahcme Ahcres," said Fifi.
"I've heard of the Blanc Buffet, but have never been there before," said Buster.
"I always wanted to go there, but it's expensive at times," said Plucky.
"I wish I could eat there," said Furrball.
"I'm sure you'll ahll get your chahnces," said Fifi, smiling.
Meanwhile, at the Blanc Buffet, Fleur La Fume was going to start her first shift as an employee. She was in her chef's uniform in the kitchen once again. "Okay. Ziss ees my first day on ze jahb. I must mahke mahny hahppy custahmers tahday," said Fleur. Just then, one of the waiters came in.
"Mrs. La Fume. A customer would like an order of spaghetti and chicken parmesan with extra cheese," said the waiter.
"Oui. Right ahway," said Fleur. Fleur put a 1/2 cup of flour in a shallow dish and beat an egg in another shallow pan. She dipped some chicken in the flour and shook the access flour. She placed the floured chicken on a cookie sheet that was covered with waxed paper. She then dipped the chicken in the egg and dipped it in Italian bread crumbs immediately after that. After shaking off the access crumbs, she put the chicken back on the cookie sheet. She heated the oven and started a pot of water for the spaghetti. The skunkette heated a frying pan and added 2-3 tablespoons of olive oil. She fried the chicken until it was brown. After the chicken was fried, she put the chicken in the oven to keep it warm. Once the water came to a boil, she added a tablespoon of salt and added the spaghetti, which she boiled for six minutes. After the spaghetti was finished, she put sauce and cheese on the chicken and broiled it until the cheese was melted. Very soon, the meal was finished being cooked. The waiter then took the meal to the customer. A few minutes later, the waiter came back.
"You did good, Fleur. The customer loved the chicken parm. He says whoever cooked it knows what he or she was doing," said the waiter.
"Merci," said Fleur. Fleur cooked several more meals for several other customers. And each meal she cooked, the customers loved them. Hearing the customers' reception of the meals she cooked made her very happy. Very soon, it was closing time and Fleur La Fume was changing into her coat when the manager approached her.
"You were excellent in the kitchen, Fleur. You made several happy customers today," said the Manager.
"Merci," said Fleur.
"Fleur, tomorrow's shift, one of the waitresses said she couldn't make cause she has to tend to a sick relative. So I'm short on waitresses," said the Manager. Just then, Fleur got an idea.
"Wait a meenute. Would eet be pahsseeble fahr my daughtair to fill een fahr hair?" asked Fleur.
"Are you sure?" asked the Manager.
"Oui. Fifi's good aht wreeting down stuff. So wreeting down a custahmair's orders may wahrk fahr hair. Ahre zere othair jahbs she cahn do to?" asked Fleur.
"Is she capable of hand washing dishes?" asked the Manger.
"Oui. She ees cahpable of wahsheeng hair own deeshes," said Fleur.
"We also entertain the customers with music too. Is she capable of playing any instruments or singing?" asked the Manager.
"My daughtair cahn seeng. Ahs fahr playing eenstruments, she lahves to play ze hahrp," said Fleur.
"Okay. You just need to see if your daughter is available tomorrow," said the Manager.
"Well. Tomorrow is her day off from school. So I'm sure she'll be free," said Fleur. Very soon, Fleur La Fume arrived home, where Fifi was waiting. She was just getting ready for bed.
"How wahs wahrk, mahthair?" asked Fifi.
"Eet wahs good. I sahteesfied a laht of custahmers tahday," said Fleur.
"Zat's good," said Fifi.
"Fifi, my mahnagair tahld me zat one of ze waitresses hahd to cahll een ahbsent. So, I wahs wahndereeng . . . would eet be pahsseeble eef you could help us out aht ze restaurahnt tahmorrow?" asked Fleur.
"Really?! You wahnt me to help out ahs a waitress?" asked Fifi, looking surprised.
"Oui. Naht just tahkeeng ahnd delivereeng orders, but ahlso wahsheeng deeshes. You cahn ahlso seeng ahnd play ze hahrp fahr ze custahmers," said Fleur. Fifi thought for a moment.
"Well, seence I dahn't really hahve ahny plahns fahr tahmorrow . . . I'll do eet," said Fifi.
"Excellent. We'll need to wahke up early ahnd repahrt to ze restaurahnt aht 8 a.m. ahnd get eet ready befahre 10, wheech ees when eet opens," said Fleur.
"Okay," said Fifi. The next morning, Fleur La Fume along with her daughter arrived to the Blanc Buffet to report for work. The manager and some of the other employees were already there.
"Good morning, Mrs. La Fume," said the Manager.
"Bahnjour. I'd like to eentrahduce you ahll to my daughtair," said Fleur. Fifi La Fume stepped forward.
"Bahnjour," said Fifi.
"Fleur, your daughter is adorable," said one of the waitresses.
"Merci," said Fifi, blushing a bit.
"Your mother told you about the jobs you must do today?" asked the Manager.
"Oui. She deed tell me ze tahsks zat I cahn do to help ahround ze restaurahnt," said Fifi.
"Good. I expect you to work hard, Fifi," said the Manager.
"I will," said Fifi. Very soon, Fifi and her mother went to work in preparing the restaurant for opening for the day. Fifi changed into a cute looking waitress outfit. "How do I look?" asked Fifi.
"You look so cute een zat waitress outfeet," said Fleur.
"Mahthair," said Fifi, blushing in embarrassment. One of Fifi's first jobs was to set up table cloths along with silverware and napkins for all the tables in the restaurant. She made sure all the table clothes were set up straight and neatly. Fifi also made sure the silverware were wrapped up in the provided napkins. Every table she checked had both a salt shaker and a pepper shaker. After setting up the tables, Fifi swept the floor to make it look spotless. The manager was impressed at how Fifi was learning her given tasks fast and well. Very soon, it was time for the restaurant to open for the day. Many customers came to eat to have lunch. Fifi was being a restaurant greeter to lead customers to their table. One of the customers that came was Pepé Le Pew.
"Sahcrebleu! Fifi La Fume, whaht ahre you doing here?" asked Pepé.
"Ze mahnagair ahlahng weeth my mahthair, who wahrks here ahsked me to cahme help fill een fahr sahmeone who couldn't mahke eet to wahrk. Eef you stay lahng enough, you may be ahble to hear me play my hahrp ahnd seeng," said Fifi.
"I see," said Pepé.
"I'll get you seated aht your tahble, Prahfessahr Pepé," said Fifi.
"Merci," said Pepé. Fifi led her mentor to his table. At that moment, Fleur was coming back from her bathroom break when she saw Pepé.
"Bahnjour, Mrs. La Fume," said Pepé.
"Oh. Eet's you," said Fleur. She still hadn't forgot about how Pepé acted perverted toward her when they first met.
"I'm naht here to fleert. I'm here to eat," said Pepé.
"Let's keep zat way," said Fleur. And she left for the kitchen.
"Cahn I get you ahnytheeng to dreenk?" asked Fifi.
"Maybe sahme wahtair, s'il vous plaît," said Pepé.
"Okay," said Fifi. Fifi then went to fetch Pepé's water. Over the course of the day, Fifi was taking and delivering orders to various customers. Right now, she was carrying a bunch of trays of food to take to various tables. Unbeknownst to her, an ice cube was in her path. The purple skunkette slipped on the ice cube, causing her to yelp. This also caused the trays of food she was carrying to become airborne. Fifi managed to catch all the trays and their contents before they hit the floor or any customers. "Le whew!" said Fifi. Suddenly, she heard a loud splat. It was from a pie, which hit Yosemite Sam right in the face.
"Hey!" cried Sam. Everybody laughed at Yosemite Sam. "I said I wanted my pie on my table, not on my face!" cried Sam.
"Le oops. Sahrry Prahfessahr Sahm," said Fifi, blushing in embarrassment. Much later, Fifi had to help her mother clean up the dishes. She was still embarrassed about the pie incident with Yosemite Sam.
"Well, Fifi. Despite your eencident weeth ze ice cube ahnd ze pie, I'd say you're a great waitress," said Fleur.
"Heareeng zat frahm you mahkes me mahre cahnfident een helpeeng out een ze restaurahnt, mahthair. I just hahpe Prahfessahr Sahm doesn't hahld eet ahgainst ahnd give me extra hahmewahrk when I go bahck to school, Mahnday," said Fifi, smiling.
"You're wahrried because of how Prahfessahr Pepé puneeshed you know who fahr whaht she tried to do to you outside of school?" asked Fleur.
"Oui," said Fifi.
"I'll tahlk to sahm to try to sahften hees ahngair," said Fleur.
"Merci," said Fifi. Later, in the evening, Buster and Babs Bunny (No relation) along with Plucky Duck, Shirley the Loon, Hamton Pig and Mary Melody arrived to the Blanc Buffet to have a group dinner together. After they were led to their table, Fifi La Fume arrived to their table. The six were surprised to see Fifi at the restaurant.
"Fifi?" asked Babs.
"We know that your mother is working here, but you didn't tell us you were too," said Mary.
"I hahd to fill een fahr sahmeone who couldn't cahme to wahrk. Eet may be only fahr a day. But who knows," said Fifi. Hamton was blushing due to Fifi in her cute waitress outfit.
"So, cahn I get you stahrted weeth sahme dreenks?" asked Fifi.
"Just as long as you boys stay away from the alcohol," said Shirley to Buster, Plucky & Hamton. The boys had embarrassed looks.
"I guess we can order some sodas," said Buster.
"Okay," said Fifi. She went to fetch the boys' drinks. Afterward getting their drinks, the Buster and his friends made their orders and Fleur La Fume cooked all their dishes. Fifi soon brought their dinners to their table. "Here ahre your orders, ahll cooked by my mahthair," said Fifi.
"Thanks," said Hamton.
"Now eef you'll excuse me. I need to get chahnged eento a deefferent outfeet," said Fifi. And she left.
"Why would she need to change into a different outfit?" asked Plucky. As Buster and the others were starting to dig in, Gogo Dodo stepped onto the stage.
"Ladies and gentletoons, for tonight's entertainment, we present to you, Fifi La Fume playing her harp," said Gogo. Everybody clapped as the curtains revealed Fifi La Fume standing next to her harp. She changed out of her waitress outfit and into a formal dress. Her dress was sparkly gold and had a halter strap neckline. She also wore white gloves and red lipstick.
"Fahr tahnight, I shahll seeng 'When I Fahll een Lahve', oreeginahlly sung by Naht Keeng Cahle," said Fifi. Fifi began to play the opening notes on her harp and began to sing.
When I fahll een lahve eet will be fahrevair
Or I'll nevair fahll een lahve
Een a restless wahrld like ziss ees
Lahve ees ended befahre eet's begun
Ahnd too mahny moonlight keesses
Seem to cool een ze wahrmth of ze sun
When I give my heart eet will be cahmpletely
Or I'll nevair give my heart
Ahnd ze mahment I cahn feel zat you feel zat way too
Ees when I fahll een lahve weeth you.
Ahnd ze mahment I cahn feel zat you feel zat way too
Ees when I fahll een lahve weeth you.
After finishing the song, everybody clapped and cheered for Fifi. "Merci, merci," said Fifi. She then began to blow kisses to the audience before leaving the stage. Fifi La Fume went to her friends' table to deliver their bill. She had changed back into her waitress outfit.
"That was some beautiful singing that you did out there, Fifi," said Hamton.
"Merci. By ze way, here ees your beell," said Fifi. She handed the bill to Buster and saw the final price.
"Remember guys, we each have to chip in," said Buster.
"Right," said the others. They took out whatever money they had to pay for the bill. After paying, they began to leave.
"Maybe the next time I eat here, I should eat dinner with you, Fifi, if you're not working," said Hamton.
"I'd like zat, Hahmtahn," said Fifi. She then kissed Hamton on the nose, causing him to blush. He and the others then left. Once it was closing time, Fifi and her mother prepared to go home. The manager approached the two.
"Fleur, your daughter was an excellent help out there today," said the Manager. He turned to Fifi. "How would you like to help out at least once a week, Fifi?" asked the Manager. Fifi gasped in happiness.
"I'd lahve to!" said Fifi. The manager chuckled.
"Au revoir," said Fleur as she and Fifi left for the night.
Short #2: The Richest Student of Acme Looniversity
It was another school day at Acme Looniversity. The students were gathering at the school, ready for another day of learning. Buster & Babs Bunny (No relation), Fifi La Fume and her mother, Fleur La Fume were walking to Acme Loo together. "How are things at the Blanc Buffet, Mrs. La Fume?" asked Buster.
"Zey're runneeng smoothly. Ze custahmers ahre hahppy weeth ze food zat I cook fahr zem," said Fleur.
"That's great," said Babs.
"I steell help out every now ahnd zen. Zey lahve my hahrp playing ahnd seengeeng," said Fifi. Very soon, the four arrived outside of Acme Looniversity. But they weren't the only ones. At that moment, a solid gold limousine stopped outside of the school. And stepping out of the lim was none other than the rich kid and school bully; Montana Max.
"Oh great. Look who's here," said Plucky.
"Check my ride. Jealous? Of course you are, cause none of you will ever have a cars that's better looking than mine," bragged Monty. He let out a chuckle. But then, everybody heard a beeping that was in tune. Suddenly, another limo pulled up. This time, it was made of platinum. Everybody was surprised by this. Suddenly, a mechanical arm sprouted out of part of the platinum limo and the arm shoved the gold limo out of the way, causing it to crash behind another car. "Hey! Hands off my limo! Who owns that platinum limo?!" ranted Monty. Then, somebody stepped out of the limo. It was none other than Bimbette Skunk, Fifi's rival.
"Hello boys," said Bimbette. Some of the boys began to go gaga at how sexy Bimbette was. All the boys except Montana Max. Buster, Plucky and Hamton were going gaga as well. But they got smacked by Babs, Shirley and Fifi, causing them to come back to their senses.
"How in the world did you get a platinum limo?!" asked Monty.
"My parents own a platinum mine. After all, they're wealthy," said Bimbette. She giggled.
"I'm supposed to be the richest student in the school! I'm the one who's supposed to have the best stuff!" ranted Monty.
"Not from what I see. My platinum limo just proves that I'm the one who has better stuff. From what I hear, you waste your money on building disgusting, pollution spawning factories. As for me, I have better uses for my money," said Bimbette.
"Like what?!" asked Monty.
"Like, making myself more beautiful. I get all my clothes from only the finest clothing stores. And my makeup was also provided by the best beauty salon in town. One that only the rich can afford," said Bimbette.
"Pink skunk girl pretty," said Dizzy.
"She's just being a show off like ahlways," said Fifi.
"Oh yeah?! I'll prove to you that I'm the richest student who has the best stuff!" said Monty.
"Like, care to back that up, Monty?" sneered Bimbette.
"Yeah! You'll see!" said Monty. And he went into the school to attend class. Bimbette smiled a prideful smile.
"He'll just make a fool out of himself," said Bimbette.
"You know, you think a girl that wealthy would be actually attending Perfecto Prep," said Ducky. "My parents don't want me to going to a school full of cheaters," said Bimbette. She then walked off to attend her classes. Over the next few days, Montana Max made various attempts to prove to Bimbette Skunk that he could get the best stuff with his wealth. One day for instance, the school was holding a bake sale. Both Bimbette Skunk and Montana Max were among the students selling cookies, brownies and other baked goods. Monty's baked goods were delicious. Unfortunately, they weren't as delicious as Bimbette's baked goods. Even Fifi was impressed at how well they were baked. Another time, Montana Max was showing off a new, fancy tuxedo that he recently bought. But Bimbette outdone Monty with her new dress. She was wearing a platinum dress along with platinum dress shoes. She also wore platinum eyeshadow and even platinum lipstick. Some of the boys swooned over how beautiful Bimbette looked in her dress and makeup. Montana Max got so angry that he ripped off his clothes by accident, leaving him in his underwear. Everybody laughed at Monty, causing his face to turn red in embarrassment. The next day, Montana Max was showing off a new and expensive toy he got. But Bimbette had bought something that was more flashy. It was a high quality, but expensive doll that was based on one of her favorite movie actresses. A few days later, Bimbette Skunk had finished a visit at the hair salon when she was confronted by Montana Max.
"Alright, toots! I've had it up to here with you, making me look like a fool in front of everybody!" said Monty.
"Well I can't help it if I have better stuff than you," said Bimbette smugly.
"I'm going to prove once and for all that the title of richest student at Acme Looniversity belongs to yours truly!" said Monty.
"And how do you propose you do that?" asked Bimbette.
"We'll throw a fancy party at each of our houses, on the same day and the same time! Whoever has the best party wins the title," said Monty.
"You're on," said Bimbette. Over the next set of days, both Montana Max and Bimbette Skunk began to make preparations for their parties they were going to throw at their respective homes. First, they talked it over with their families. Once they got permission, they began to do planning of what decorations they wanted to set up, what food will be served, what activities guests can do and most importantly, what guests to invite. At school, Fifi La Fume was wandering the halls when Bimbette Skunk approached her.
"Hello, Fifi," said Bimbette.
"Whaht do you wahnt ziss time?" asked Fifi.
"I have something for you," said Bimbette. Bimbette then handed Fifi an invitation to her party.
"A pahrty?" asked Fifi.
"Yes. I'm throwing a party around the same time Monty is. So, if my party proves to be a better success, I'll prove that I'm the rich student who, like, uses their money better," said Bimbette.
"I zought you deedn't like me," said Fifi.
"That is true. But I want to see the look on your face if I happen to snag a potential boyfriend at the party. Smell you later," said Bimbette. And the pink skunkette left to hand out more invitations. Some of the people that Montana Max invited included Calamity Coyote, Dizzy Devil and three tall thugs that were once part of a gang he formed. He didn't give invitations to Buster and Babs Bunny (No relation) due to his hatred for rabbits. However, the two rabbits were invited to Bimbette Skunk's party. The other students that Bimbette invited besides Fifi were Shirley the Loon, Plucky Duck, Hamton Pig and Little Beeper. Right now, she was handing an invitation to Sweetie Pie.
"Ooh. I'm definitwy coming," said Sweetie.
"Thanks," said Bimbette.
"Just make sure dere aren't any putty tats dat want to eat me at de party," said Sweetie.
"Don't worry. I'll make sure security will keep the cats out," said Bimbette. Meanwhile, Montana Max was talking with his gang.
"I have an assignment for all three of you. I want you to Bimbette's place and try to ruin her party to ensure that mine is better," said Monty.
"Yes, boss," said the three goons.
"Here's what you're going to do," said Monty. And he began telling his plan. Very soon, the two rich students' parties were underway. Bimbette's party was being held at her luxurious apartment. The guests at Bimbette's party were wearing their best clothes. Buster, Plucky and Hamton wore their best tuxedos. Fifi, Babs and Shirley wore the dresses and makeup they wore when they went to that senior dance at Perfecto Prep. Little Beeper wore just a bow tie. Sweetie Pie wore a fancier bow as well as a purple dress. The guests presented their invitations to Arnold the Pit Bull and his girlfriend, Arnolda.
"Not a bad place that Bimbette has. If I were as rich as her, I'd probably have a place like this too," said Plucky.
"Her servants sure cook great food," said Hamton, helping himself to some grub. At that moment, Bimbette Skunk arrived, wearing a sparkly red dress along with red lipstick and eyeshadow.
"Glad you all could make it," said Bimbette.
"So, found a boy yet?" asked Fifi.
"Not yet. But I did invite several bachelor skunks to see which one of them is the right match for me. But I doubt any of them would want you," said Bimbette. She giggled before walking off.
"Hmph," said Fifi, crossing her arms. Outside of Bimbette's apartment, Montana Max's goons were getting ready to make their move. They approached Arnold and Arnolda.
"May ve see your infitations please?" asked Arnold.
"Invitations?" asked Goon #1.
"Ja. You need an inhn infitation to get into der party. No infitation means no party," said Arnolda.
"We don't need no stinkin' invitations," said Goon #2.
"We can go wherever we please," said Goon #3. The next thing the goons they, they were punched by both pit bulls, sending them flying across several blocks. At Montana Max's mansion, everybody who was invited to Monty's party were present. They were fewer guests compared to Bimbette's party cause Monty only invited the people he liked. As Montana Max was talking to some other rich kids, his goons suddenly crashing through the skylight and fell into the fountain.
"Will you excuse me please?" asked Monty. He then walked up to the fallen goons. "What happened?!" asked Monty.
"We couldn't get in cause we need invitations," said Goon #2.
"Well, go infiltrate as some servants then!" said Monty. Back at Bimbette's party, Bimbette saw some of the boy skunks that she invited.
"Hello boys," said Bimbette, walking toward them in a seductive manner. Some of the boy skunks began to blush at the sight of her. Others had pink or red heart eyes. A few them wolf whistled at the sight of her looking beautiful. Bimbette giggled at their reactions. The pink skunkette wrapped her furry tail around a tall one and began to scratch his chin. "Hello there, my hunkelicious skunk. Glad you could make it," said Bimbette. She then prepared to kiss the boy skunk on the lips. But at the last second, she pulled away. Bimbette giggled and began to walk to the next boy skunk. She began to rub his shoulders. "You're very lucky to meet a beautiful skunkette such as myself. And I'm rich too," said Bimbette. Fifi La Fume wanted to talk to some of them, but they were too busy fixated on Bimbette.
"Zey ahre sahme of ze mahst hahndsahme skunks ahnd I cahn't get ahny of zem to nahtice me," said Fifi sadly. Outside, Montana Max's goons were going to try again on infiltrating the party. For this attempt, they were disguised as chefs and bakers. They approached Arnold and Arnolda again.
"Ah, more chefs ahnd bakers. Ve need you to make more food for der guests. Ziss pig zat bimbette infited is a real ofereater," said Arnolda. The three goons then walked into the apartment. They went into the kitchen and took off their hats.
"Okay. Now that we're in. How should we ruin the party?" asked Goon #1.
"Why don't we add some extra ingredients to spice things up," said Goon #3. Goon #3 took out a bottle of hot sauce. But before he could add the sauce, Arnolda walked in.
"You again?!" asked Arnolda. The goons gasped when they realized they were busted. They tried to flee, Arnolda grabbed all three of them and beat them. After she clobbered them, the female pit bull threw into the dumpster at the back of the apartment. "Ahnd stay out!" said Arnolda. And she slammed the door behind her. Bimbette was continuing to tease the boy skunks with her good looks and feminine charms. At that moment, Bimbette saw a boy skunk that was more handsome than the rest. He had black & white fur and was tall & muscular. Bimbette's eyes turned into red hearts and her heart pounded with love at the sight of how handsome he was. She approached the boy skunk. "Hello there, handsome," said Bimbette sweetly.
"Uh, hi," said the boy. "I'm Bimbette Skunk, the hostess of this party," said Bimbette. She began to press her large bosom against his chest.
"What is your name?" asked Bimbette.
"I'm Rene," said the skunk.
"Rene. That's a handsome name for a handsome skunk. What is it that you do for a living?" asked Bimbette. By now, her face was blushing bright red.
"I'm a construction worker," said Rene.
"That would explain your muscular physique," said Bimbette, feeling his muscles. She let out a girly giggle. Just then, Arnold and Arnolda approached Bimbette.
"Ms. Bimbette, Arnolda and I hate to bother you, but ve need to talk," said Arnold.
"Will you excuse me?" asked Bimbette. She then went to talk to the two pit bulls. "What is it?" asked Bimbette.
"Tvice, zese three goons keep trying to get into der party. Just recently, ve caught zem trying to put hot sauce in der food," said Arnolda.
"I bet those three are working for Montana Max. He must be trying to ruin my party in order to make his look better. Do everything to keep them out," said Bimbette.
"Right," said the two pit bulls. Bimbette then went back to where Rene was at.
"I'm sorry. I had to talk with my security about a problem of some party crashers," said Bimbette.
"It's all right. A safe party is a fun party," said Rene.
"Indeed," said Bimbette. She fluttered her eyelashes in a girl manner. For their next attempt, the goons were going to enter Bimbette's apartment through the cellar. Unfortunately for them, Arnold and Arnolda anticipated they would enter there too. They set up an Acme Motion Sensor Mallet Trap. Once the trap detected their movement, a robotic arm with a mallet appeared and smashed them flat. When they got back to Montana Max's place, he was not pleased.
"Ugh! Dummies! Must I do everything myself!" cried Monty.
As the guests were partying, Sweetie Pie was flew up to window and spotted something coming toward Bimbette's apartment. "Um, Ms. Bimbette, what's that?" asked Sweetie. Bimbette looked out the window and saw a crane with a wrecking ball coming toward her apartment. And the one driving it was Montana Max. He let out a maniacal laugh.
"If you can't beat them, wreck 'em!" said Monty.
"Oh no you don't!" said Rene. He fired a stink bullet from his tail. The stink bullet hit the wrecking ball. But it looked like nothing happened.
"Nice try!" said Monty. He then had the crane arm swing the wrecking ball. But when the wrecking ball impacted with the building, instead of the building coming down, something else happened. The wrecking ball splattered all over the side of the building. "What the?!" asked Monty. Everybody began to laugh at Montana Max. None laughed harder than Bimbette Skunk. Now Montana Max was really mad. He then raised the arm of the crane. With the pull of a lever, he had the crane's arm come down toward everybody. Everybody dodged the crane arm just in time. He began to chase after everybody, trying to have his crane's arm smash them. Just then, Rene tripped and fell down. "I'll teach you not to melt my wrecking ball!" sniggered Monty. He pulled the lever to raise the crane arm to smash Rene. Fifi La Fume saw what Montana Max was about to do to Rene and she got really angry.
"How dahre zat mahney grubbeeng goon! Now he's ahskeeng fahr eet!" said Fifi. She threw off her dress and bulked up her muscles so that she looked like rambo. The purple skunkette then fired what appeared to be a medium sized stink missile.
"Ha! That's supposed to scare me?! It may melt a wrecking ball, but it won't melt the entire crane!" said Monty. But Montana Max spoke too soon. Once the stink missile hit the crane, there was a large explosion of skunk fumes, which quickly engulfed the crane. All that could heard in the huge stink cloud was some coughing from the crane's driver. When the skunk fumes cleared up, Montana Max's crane was reduced to a pile of melted green goo. Montana Max was in the middle of the pile, on the ground with Xs for eyes. His nose was twisted in a knot too. Afterwards, Bimbette Skunk called the police and they began to arrest Montana Max. Police Dog Hector was escorting the said crook into a patty wagon. "You can't do this to me! I'm rich!" said Monty. "Well, like, guess what. So am I. By trying to sabotage my party, you automatically lose this contest for title of richest student," said Bimbette.
"You know, Elmyra Duff is feeling looney in her prison cell. So she could use some company," said Hector. Montana Max's eyes widened in horror when he heard those words.
"No! Not her! Anybody but her!" cried Monty. But Hector slammed the door to the patty wagon and it began to drive off.
"Like, good riddance," said Bimbette. At this point, Fifi changed back into her pink & red dress and makeup. Just then, Bimbette saw Rene coming toward him. Bimbette's eyes turned into red hearts again, believing that he was coming for her. "I knew you cared for me!" cried Bimbette. She ran toward Rene with her arms open. But when the two skunks got closer, Rene ran past Bimbette and she fell onto the ground. "Oof!" cried Bimbette. Bimbette turned around and saw Rene was actually running toward Fifi. He picked up Fifi and began to hug her.
"Oh!" cried Fifi. She wasn't used to the boy hugging her first.
"What?!" asked Bimbette in disbelief. By then, her red heart eyes popped, reverting back to normal.
"Thank you for saving me from that spoiled brat back there. What is your name?" asked Rene. Fifi snapped out of her surprised daze and spoke up.
"Fifi. Fifi La Fume," said Fifi.
"Fifi. That's an even prettier name than Bimbette," said Rene. He then gave Fifi a big, wet, juicy kiss on her lips. Fifi's eyes turned into pink hearts and her tail wagged like a dog as she was surrounded by an explosion of hearts.
"Ooh la la! Whaht a keess!" cried Fifi. She was sent into a giggling fit. Rene chuckled. Fifi then came to her senses. "Let me show you how good of a keessair I ahm!" said Fifi. She then wrapped her arms around Rene and began to plant kisses all over his face, leaving pink kiss marks.
"Hey, easy there, girl. That tickles," said Rene. After Fifi gave Rene one big final kiss, he was sent into a lovesick daze. Fifi giggled at the sight of Rene looking dazed and covered in kiss marks.
Bimbette growled angrily. "You little thief! You stole my boy!" cried Bimbette.
"So whaht? You stahle Jahhnny Pew frahm me. So I guess we're now even," sniggered Fifi. Bimbette stormed off in a huff. As Bimbette was walking down the street, fuming about how Fifi was the one with Rene and not her, she saw something that caught her eye. It was Furrball the Cat. Right now, he was trying to clean a stripe of white paint that got painted on by accident. But when Bimbette saw that stripe, she thought Furrball was a real skunk. The stripe on her tail turned red like a thermometer. Her eyes turned into red hearts and her heart pounded with love. She let out a happy shriek.
"Cutie!" cried Bimbette. She ran up to Furrball and seized him in her loving grip. The pink skunkette then began to hug Furrball, stuffing his head in between her large breasts.
Oh no! Not another lovesick skunkette!, thought Furrball.
"Oh, you're like, so adorable! You may be small, but you'll make such a cute boyfriend for me!" cried Bimbette. Furrball let out muffled screeches and yells. Bimbette then realized he was suffocating in her breasts. Bimbette pulled Furrball out of her breasts and the blue cat panted. "I'm sorry. Was I suffocating you?" asked Bimbette. Furrball nodded. "Then how I give you kisses instead?" asked Bimbette. Furrball's eyes widened when he heard the K word. Bimbette then began to kiss Furrball all over the face, covering him in red lipstick marks. But like Fifi La Fume, due to being in love, her putrid smell started to go off. Furrball's eyes widened when he got a good sniff of Bimbette's odor. Furrball screeched in alarm and burst free of Bimbette's and made a run for it. "Wait! Come back!" cried Bimbette. She began to chase after Furrball, giggling like a fool. "When I catch you, you're going to mine forever and ever!" cried Bimbette. Furrball ran as fast as he could, trying to build distance between himself and Bimbette Skunk.
Short #3: Fifi Meets Sylvester Jr.
At his house in Acme Acres, Sylvester the Cat, one of the teachers of Acme Looniversity was lounging about when the telephone rang. He picked it up. "Hello?" asked Sylvester.
"Sylvester, it's nice to hear your voice again," said a female voice.
"Ah. Sylvia, my wife. What's the occasion?" asked Sylvester.
"I'm calling, wondering if Sylvester Jr. could stay with you for a while. I'm going away on a business trip that's going to last for a month and he needs a place to stay," said Sylvia.
"A month?!" asked Sylvester, looking surprised.
"Now don't be disappointed, Sylvester, honey. I know you have your job as a teacher at Acme Looniversity, but I'm sure that he'll get along with the students who go to the school. He might even become good friends with your protégé, Furrball," said Sylvia.
"Okay. He can stay," said Sylvester. "Good. I know he's going to enjoy his stay at Acme Acres. Bye bye," said Sylvia. And she hung up. The next day, Sylvia the Cat arrived at Sylvester's house with Sylvester Jr. Sylvia was a yellow cat with blue eyes and wore a purple bow around her neck. Sylvester Jr. basically looked like a miniature version of his father. "Hello Sylvester dear," said Sylvia. She then kissed her husband on the lips.
"Hello Sylvia," said Sylvester.
"Pop, it's good to see you again!" said Sylvester Jr. as he hugged his father. Sylvester felt a bit uneasy.
"Okay, son. No need to be that clingy," said Sylvester.
"I hope you enjoy your stay at Acme Acres, son. Be good for mommy and stay safe," said Sylvia. She kissed her son on the cheek and then left for the airport.
"Well, I better go unpack my stuff and get settled," said Sylvester Jr.
Meanwhile, at her house, Fifi La Fume, the love seeking skunkette was talking with Shirley the Loon. Right now, Fifi wasn't wearing any clothes except for her pink bow. "Fifi, like, I just heard that Professor Sylvester's son has moved in with his father for the month," said Shirley.
"I deedn't know zat Prahfessahr Sylvestair hahd a sahn," said Fifi.
"Neither did I until I heard the rumors. He's about our ages by now. He might even be, like, cute enough for you to date," said Shirley.
"I'm naht so sure. I wahnt to dahte a boy skunk," said Fifi.
"Come on, Fifi. Don't be so restrictive. If you stick with just skunks, you're limiting your choices of boys. Don't you still have feelings for Hamton or even that Pikachu who saved you years ago?" asked Shirley.
"I do. But Peekahchu ees steell trahveleeng weeth Ahsh. Ahnd Hahmtahn seems to hahven't mahde sahme mahves to get my ahttention yet" said Fifi.
"Just think about it, Fifi. Anyway, I gotta go. I have to do some, like, shopping with mom. Bye," said Shirley. She then hung up. After unpacking his stuff, Sylvester Jr. began to leave the house.
"Where are you going son?" asked Sylvester.
"I'm going to explore the city," said Sylvester Jr.
"Okay. Normally, I wouldn't let you go out exploring on your own," said Sylvester.
"Why not?" asked Sylvester Jr.
"Because of one of the former students, Elmyra Duff, who's always trying to get as many pets she wants. She especially likes cats. She's unaware of the abuse she inflicts on the animals due to her mentality matching that of a three year old," said Sylvester.
"She must be really hated," said Sylvester Jr.
"Yep. But you don't have to worry about her right now. She's in jail at the moment. So you can go. Just be back before dinner," said Sylvester.
"Thanks, pop," said Sylvester Jr. And he began to walk away. Sylvester Jr. walked around the city, trying to get use to where everything was at. After some walking, he sat down against a while street pole to rest his feet a bit. But unbeknownst to him, the pole was covered in wet paint. He didn't even see the "WET PAINT" sign. So by resting his back against the pole, he got a white stripe painted on his back, making him look like a skunk. He got back to resume his exploring. Sylvester Jr. happened to be passing by the La Fume house. Fifi was looking out the window, feeling bored. At that moment, she spotted Sylvester Jr. walking by. She saw the skunk stripe on Sylvester Jr.'s back. The instant Fifi saw the young cat, the skunkette's eye pupils turned into pink hearts. Her whole eyes also turned heart shaped. Fifi's heart pounded with love and her tail stripe turned red like a thermometer.
"Le hahmmeena hahmmeena hahmmeena! Whaht a cute boy skunk! I've gaht to mahke heem mine! But first, I bettair mahke myself, how you say, presentahble!" said Fifi excitedly. Fifi changed into a beautiful orange dress with a V-neck neckline and a thigh slit. She exchanged her pink bow for an orange scrunchy and styled her hair into a ponytail. She also put on white opera gloves and orange earrings. For the final touch, she put on makeup, which consisted of pink lipstick, orange eyeshadow, mascara and blush. "There's no way he'll resist moi," said Fifi. Fifi then skipped down the stairs and toward the door. Fleur La Fume, Fifi's mother was knitting a sweater when she saw Fifi heading out.
"Fifi, where ahre you going aht ziss time? Ahnd why ahre you dressed so fahrmahlly?" asked Fleur.
"I saw a cute boy skunk out the window and I'm going to woo him," said Fifi. Fleur couldn't help but giggle.
"Ahlways ze fleert," said Fleur. Fifi then left the house and began to skip after Sylvester Jr. Elsewhere, Sylvester Jr. was at the Acme Acres Park.
"Acme Acres sure is big. And has lots of place to explore. I think I'm going to enjoy my stay here," said Sylvester Jr.
"Zen you ahre going to enjoy ze cahmpahny of ze geerls. Geerls such ahs moi," said a voice behind Sylvester Jr. The young cat turned around and saw Fifi La Fume, waving at him. Currently, her fluffy tail was wrapped around herself like a furry boa. The instant Sylvester Jr. spotted Fifi, he became smitten at the sight of how attractive Fifi looked, thinking he was a cat like her. He even had the red heart eyes to prove how smitten he was. Sylvester Jr. let out a wolf whistle along with howls and rowrs. Fifi giggled at Sylvester Jr.'s reaction and did the 'come here' finger gesture at him. Sylvester Jr. then dashed toward Fifi. Fifi then caught Sylvester Jr. in her arms. "Bahnjour, mahn reasahn fahr leeving. I'm Fifi La Fume. You're ze cutest boy I've met ahs of now," said Fifi. The beautiful, young skunkette began to plant kisses on Sylvester Jr.'s face, leaving pink lipstick smears. "Oh, you hahve such a keessahble fahce. Your presence mahkes my heart seeng," said Fifi. She then resumed kissing Sylvester Jr. As Fifi kissed him, her tail began to uncurl back to normal. Sylvester Jr. smiled as Fifi smooched him. But his smile faded when his nose began to pick up Fifi's smell.
Huh? Why do I smell a skunk?, thought Sylvester Jr. He sniffed to try to find the source of the smell. He then spotted Fifi's large fluffy tail and saw the stripe. Wait a minute . . . the skunk is her! I'M FALLING IN LOVE WITH A SKUNK?!, thought Furrball. He then burst free of Fifi's grip and began to run for it.
"Tee hee hee. He wahnts to play tahg, yes? Well, I'm going to cahtch you, my petite speed demahn!" said Fifi. She then began to prance after Sylvester Jr. on all fours. Sylvester Jr. ran until he stopped by a nearby lake.
"Why would a skunk take interest in me anyway?" asked Sylvester Jr. as he wiped off the kiss marks. He looked at his reflection and finally saw the paint stripe on his back. "Sweet mother of Robert McKimson! No wonder she was trying to flirt with me! I look like a boy skunk! I'm going through what my pop went through when he painted a stripe on his back. Except in his case, he attracted a male skunk. I got to get this stripe off of me," said Sylvester Jr. He dipped a brush in water and began to run it down his back. But unfortunately, the paint wasn't coming off.
"Zere's no need to chahnge your ahppearahnce, mahn ahmahre. You're perfect just ze way you ahre," said a French accented voice behind Sylvester Jr. Sylvester Jr.'s blood ran cold when he heard the voice. He slowly turned around, only to get to kissed on the lips by Fifi. Her lips detached from Sylvester Jr.'s with a loud POP! The kiss left Sylvester Jr. dazed. "Gahtcha," said Fifi. She then wrapped her tail and arms around the young cat. Sylvester Jr. blushed due to being near Fifi.
I gotta tell her truth. Tell her I'm not a skunk, thought Sylvester Jr. "Umm, Fifi? There's something I have to tell you," said Sylvester Jr.
"Ahnd whaht would zat be?" asked Fifi. She fluttered her eyelashes at Sylvester Jr.
"I . . . I . . . ," said Sylvester Jr.
"Yes?" asked Fifi.
"I think your dress is beautiful," said Sylvester Jr. Darn it! That's not what I was supposed to say!, thought Sylvester Jr.
"Merci. I just bought ziss dress yesterday. So I hahd to wear eet tahday. Keess me, my bundle of lahve," said Fifi. Fifi then began to kiss Sylvester Jr., getting his face covered in kisses again. Sylvester Jr. sighed happily due to Fifi's kisses filling him with love. But once again, Fifi's unpleasant odor kicked in. He tried to ignore it, but the stench began to do stuff to his nose like poke him with a pin or whack it with a hammer.
She's a dream come true and I can't enjoy her company with her smell in the air, thought Sylvester Jr. He struggled to break free, but Fifi's loving grip was too strong. Suddenly, Sylvester Jr. got an idea. He then began to tickle Fifi's sides, causing her to laugh hysterically.
"Please stahp!" cried Fifi. Fifi was laughing to the point that tears rolled her eyes, ruining her mascara. Once Fifi was set into a giggling fit, Sylvester Jr. broke free and made a ran for it. Fifi then stopped laughing and saw Sylvester Jr. was gone. She also saw her ruined mascara in her reflection on the lake. "Now zat wahs playing deerty. He ruined my mahscara," said Fifi. To try to get rid of the stripe, Sylvester Jr. went to a laundromat. Once there, he put himself in a washing machine. By the time he finished a washing cycle, his fur was all puffed up, but the stripe didn't come off.
"Oh come on! Not even a washing machine will wash it off?!" asked Sylvester Jr. He grabbed what appeared to be a towel to dry himself. But in reality, it was Fifi's large fluffy tail. Once he realized what he was drying himself with, he saw Fifi.
"'Ahllo," said Fifi. Sylvester Jr. screamed and crashed through the wall, leaving a shaped hole. "Hahve moi said sahmetheeng wrahng?" asked Fifi. Sylvester Jr. didn't stop running until he went into an area with luxury apartments.
"That was a close one," said Sylvester Jr. Without warning, Furrball got scooped up in somebody's arms and found himself getting smooshed against a pair of large breasts. And those breasts belonged to Bimbette Skunk.
"Why hello there, cutie pie," said Bimbette.
Oh no! Not another girl skunk!, thought Sylvester Jr.
"You're so handsome for somebody so short," said Bimbette. She then began to plant kisses on Sylvester Jr.'s face, leaving magenta kiss marks. Her stench was going off too as she kissed him. Sylvester Jr.'s eyes started to tear up as a result.
"Lady, lady, please!" cried Sylvester Jr.
"What's the matter? Can't take a kiss or two from little ol' me?" asked Bimbette.
"No, it's not that. It's that . . . I'm ten years old! I'm too young for you!" cried Sylvester Jr. The pink skunkette's eyes widened when she heard those words.
"WHAT?! I'M IN LOVE WITH A LITTLE BOY?!" cried Bimbette. She dropped Sylvester Jr. Bimbette began to spit and gag. Her face was red in embarrassment. Which then turned green, causing her to run back into her apartment to puke. Sylvester Jr. sighed with relief and wiped off the kiss marks. He then began to hear Fifi La Fume laughing.
"I zought she'd nevair leave," said Fifi. Sylvester Jr.'s eyes bugged out at the sight of Fifi. He tried to run, but Fifi used her tail to snag him. "Whaht's ze hurry? We hahve ahll ze time een ze wahrld," said Fifi sweetly. She began to rub noses with the young cat. Sylvester smiled being in Fifi's company. But her stench became unbearable again. So he had no choice but to run. Fifi simply hopped after him.
"Wait fahr moi, petite one!" called Fifi. Sylvester Jr. ran as fast as his legs could carry him. But Fifi was catching up to him. He saw a nearby workout gym and decided to hide in there. He ran into the building and into a locker room. He locked and barricaded the doors and windows.
"Whew. I'll be safe in here," said Sylvester Jr.
"Quite ze leettle pervert, ahren't you?" asked a voice behind him. Sylvester Jr. turned and saw Fifi La Fume had somehow got into the building. She was wet and clad only in a bath towel wrapped around herself. Her hair dropped over her eyes. Furrball's face turned red in embarrassment due to Fifi being in a towel. He screamed and burst through the barricaded door and ran like the wind.
"I bettair get chahnged bahck eento my dress befahre I mahke ahny mahre mahves on heem," said Fifi. At his home, Sylvester was sitting on the porch reading when he heard his son, running and screaming.
"Huh?" asked Sylvester. Suddenly, Sylvester Jr. crashed into his father and the two toppled over. "Thufferin Thuccotash! Watch where you're going, son!" said Sylvester.
"Sorry, father. But you gotta save me!" said Sylvester Jr.
"Save you? From who or what?" asked Sylvester.
"Yoo-hoo! Where ahre you, my crepe skunkette?" asked Fifi. Sylvester Jr. gasped and clung onto his father. It didn't take long for Sylvester to figure out what was going on. Fifi La Fume came into view and saw Sylvester Jr. clinging onto Sylvester. "Zat wahs naughty of you to run off like zat. Do zat ahgain ahnd I shahll hahve to spahnk you," said Fifi mischievously.
"Now see here, Ms. La Fume. Don't make me have Principal Bugs give you detention for harassing my son!" said Sylvester.
"Your sahn?" asked Fifi.
"Yes. He's not a skunk. He's actually my son, Sylvester Jr. I'll prove it," said Sylvester. He got out a can of paint thinner and used to remove the paint stripe off of Sylvester Jr.'s back. Fifi's cheeks turned red in embarrassment.
"Oh, I'm so sahrry! Why deedn't you tell me zat you were caht?" asked Fifi.
"I wanted to tell you, but when I'm around pretty girls, my words come wrong," said Sylvester Jr. Tears began to form in Fifi's eyes.
"Ahlahne ahgain, la nahturahl. Ahnd I put on ziss dress ahll fahr nahtheeng. Le boo. Le boo hoo hoo," wept Fifi. She was about to leave when Sylvester Jr. grabbed her hand.
"Wait. Don't go," said Sylvester Jr.
"Why shouldn't I? You're naht a skunk," said Fifi.
"That doesn't matter. The truth is . . . I was attracted to you 'cause I thought you were a cat like me. But even after I found out you're actually a skunkette, those feelings are still the same. But your smell is why I keep running away," said Sylvester Jr. He wiped Fifi's tears with a tissue.
"So . . . can we go on a date please?" asked Sylvester Jr.
"Son, are you sure you want to do this?" asked Sylvester.
"Yes, pop. I don't want to leave her in tears. And as I said, I do like her," said Sylvester Jr. Hearing this made Fifi very happy. She wrapped her arms around Sylvester Jr.
"Bless you, Sylvestair Jr.! You're so sweet. Ahnd brahve fahr telleeng ze truth!" said Fifi. She was about to kiss Sylvester Jr. when he spoke up.
"Wait. Hold on," said Sylvester Jr. He put some nose plugs in his nostrils. "There," said Sylvester Jr. Fifi La Fume smiled and began to once again cover Sylvester Jr.'s face in lipstick kisses. His eyes turned into red hearts as the skunkette smooched him.
"So, where do you wahnt to go to tahnight?" asked Fifi.
"Well, I know of a good theater where we can see a play," said Sylvester Jr. as he wiped off the kiss marks
"I lahve to. I lahve plays," said Fifi. The two young lovers then began to walk to their destination. Sylvester watched as his son walked with Fifi La Fume and chuckled.
"Wait til Sylvia hears about this," said Sylvester. r.
(Insert "Tiny Toon Adventures Ending Theme")
Gag Credits: Fleur La Fume's Guide to Cooking is available now at Acme Acres bookstores.
(Fifi along with Pepé, Fleur and Bimbette emerge from the Tiny Toons circle.)
All: Happy National Skunk Day!
Sneak Peek
On the next episode of "Fifi's New Tiny Toon Adventures", it's viewer request day again. First in "Duff Disaster", Elmyra Duff finds herself at the mercy of a sadistic animator and the most dangerous animals on the planet. Then, Hamton gets the courage to ask Fifi out in "My Dinner with Fifi". Will he be able to show Fifi a good time. And finally, in "Love at First Beep", there's a new Roadrunner in town, and Little Beeper is smitten by her good looks. Can he win her heart or will Calamity Coyote crush his plans? See all the action and looniness in "You Asked For It: The Final Chapter".
I hope you enjoyed reading this episode. I'm still surprised that Sylvester Jr. never appeared in Tiny Toon Adventures. He would've made a great friend for Furrball. The two will meet in a later short. So anyway, next episode will another "You Asked For It" episode. For all you Elmyra haters out there, I know you're going to enjoy the first short. In the second short, Fifi and Hamton will finally got out together since "Prom-ise Her Anything". The third short is being made cause DeviantArt member, Anaisgirl would like to me to feature her OC character, Anais the Roadrunner in my stories. So I'll give Anaisgirl her request. Until then, see you next time and Happy National Skunk Day!