Hello readers. I hope you're all doing well in these dark times. But anyway, here is the next episode. But anyway, enjoy this next episode.
Fifi's New Tiny Toon Adventures
Written by Artist1990
Based on "Tiny Toon Adventures" created by Tom Ruegger and produced by Warner Bros. Animation and Amblin
Other guest starring franchises belong to their respective owners.
(Insert New Version of "Tiny Toon Adventures" Theme Song)
(We see the Warner Bros. logo which zooms away and it transitions to the Tiny Toons circle.)
Buster: We're tiny . . .
(Buster appears.)
Babs: We're toony . . .
(Babs appears.)
Cast: We're all a little looney,
(The rest of the Tiny Toons cast join in. Mary Melody replaces Elmyra Duff.)
And in this cartoony,
we're invading your TV.
(The Tiny Toons run out of the TV.)
Buster and Babs: We're comic dispensers.
(Buster squirts himself with a seltzer bottle, while Babs hits herself with a pie.)
Fifi: We crahck up ahll ze censahrs.
(The censors are laughing)
Cast: On Tiny Toon Adventures,
(Fifi emerges from the TV smashes the screen with a mallet.)
get a dose of comedy!
(Buster is dressed as a doctor, while Babs and Fifi are dressed as nurses.)
So here's Acme Acres,
it's a whole wide world apart.
(We see a view of Acme Acres.)
Fifi: Our hahme sweet hahme, eet stahnds ahlahne,
a cahrtoon wahrk of ahrt!
(Fifi is making a painting of her Cadillac. She's wearing a French barret.)
Plucky: The scripts were rejected,
(Plucky is operating a type writer.)
expect the unexpected.
(A second Plucky head emerges from the paper, scaring the real Plucky.)
Cast: On Tiny Toon Adventures, it's about to start!
(We see the Tiny Toon Adventures logo again.)
Plucky: They're furry,
They're funny.
(Buster and Babs Bunny appear.)
Cast: They're Babs and Buster Bunny.
(Buster and Babs take off their disguises, revealing that Buster is really Babs and Babs is really Buster.)
Montana Max has money.
(Montana Max emerges from a pile of dollars, holding more dollars.)
Elmyra is a pain!
(Elmyra is hugging a dynamite decoy of Fifi, while Fifi is around the corner, snickering. The decoy explodes, frying Elmyra and turning her into dust.)
Buster: Here's Hamton.
(Hamton sucks up the dust with his vacuum.)
Plucky: And Plucky!
(Plucky emerges from the vacuum.)
Babs: Fifi's very mushy!
(Fifi is kissing Hamton silly, covering his face in pink lipstick kisses.)
Cast: Furrball's unlucky . . .
(Furrball is smelling a flower until a piano crushes him.)
and Gogo is insane.
(Gogo Dodo hits himself with a mallet, splitting him into more copies.)
Fifi: Aht ahcme looniverseety we earn our toon degree.
(We see Acme Looniversity.)
Ze teacheeng stahff's been getteeng laughs seence 1933!
(Fifi and the other students are gathered at class. The teachers present are Bugs Bunny, Foghorn Leghorn, Barnyard Dawg and the Tasmanian Devil, posing. Foghorn Leghorn is flattened by an anvil.)
Cast: We're tiny, we're toony, we're all a little looney,
(We see the cast of Tiny Toon Adventures)
It's Tiny Toon Adventures, come and join the fun!
(We see the logo again, but then, Fifi thrusts the words of 'Fifi's New' on top and joins Buster and Babs in the logo.)
Fifi: Ahnd now our sahng ees dahne!
You Asked For It: The Final Chapter
Studio Segment #1
Buster Bunny, Babs Bunny and Fifi La Fume appeared on stage wearing formal wear. Buster was wearing a tuxedo once again. Babs was wearing a purple dress. Fifi was wearing a red dress with a sweetheart neckline, red lipstick and white gloves. "Good evening everybody. Buster Bunny . . . ," said Buster.
" . . . Babs Bunny (No relation) . . . ," said Babs.
" . . . ahnd Fifi La Fume ahre here fahr ahnahthair Viewair Request Day. We hahven't dahne zat seence Seasahn 1," said Fifi.
"That's right, Fifi," said Babs.
"So for this viewer request day, we're going to play cartoons that viewers want to see," said Buster.
"Here's one from a viewer. It says the following," said Babs. She began to read it.
Dear Tiny Toon Studios,
I love those cartoons where an animator torments a cartoon character like "Duck Amuck", "Rabbit Rampage" and "Duck Out of Luck". And I also hate Elmyra Duff cause she's always hurting animals. Can you do a cartoon where Elmyra is at the mercy of a sadistic animator, please?
After Babs read the e-mail, devious grins spread on Fifi, Buster and Babs' faces. "Okay. You asked for an Elmyra torture episode, then that's what we'll play first," said Babs.
Short #1: Duff Disaster
In the forest outside of Acme Acres, a little green lizard was crawling around, looking for food. Just then, the lizard heard a voice that scared it. "What a cute little lizard! I must make it my pet!" cried the voice. It was Elmyra Duff. The lizard saw the pet obsessive girl running toward it. The lizard screeched in alarm, got up on its hind legs and ran for its life. Elmyra chased after the lizard. "When I catch you, I'm going to hug you, squeeze you and . . . ," said Elmyra.
Suddenly, a pencil erased the lizard completely. Elmyra's eyes widened when she saw this happen. "Hey, why did you erase lizard?! Bring lizard back!" cried Elmyra. The animator redrew the lizard, but it was drawn bigger. Not only that, it wore a tattered lab scientist uniform too. It also had an ID tag that said "Dr. Curtis Connors". "Oh goody! He's even bigger!" cried Elmyra. She grabbed the Lizard by the tail. "You're coming with me to be my pet!" said Elmyra happily. But suddenly, the Lizard snarled at Elmyra, showing his razor sharp teeth. He lifted his tail up, lifting Elmyra in the process. He them slammed Elmyra to the ground several times before she let go of his tail. But the Lizard wasn't done with her yet. He clawed and bit at her viciously. He then left. Elmyra's clothes were torn and she was covered in scratches and bite marks. "I think I better find a pet that's more cuddly and doesn't play rough," said Elmyra.
The animator then drew another animal. It was a Torchic, a Fire Pokémon. Torchic was a small, chick Pokémon with stubby, downy, yellow wings. Its body was covered with orange feathers. There was an orange and yellow crest on its head that resembled a flame. Its two thin legs and short beak of are a light brownish yellow, and the feet have three toes in front and one in the back. A male Torchic will have a small black speck on its rear that was not present in females. This one was a male. Elmyra was infatuated at how cute it looked. "Birdie!" cried Elmyra. She ran up to it and seized the Torchic. She began to squeeze the Torchic. "You're so cute! I'm gonna hug you and . . . ," said Elmyra. But she was interrupted when the Torchic suddenly began to peck at her nose to make her let go of it. "Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!" cried Elmyra, clutching her nose. The Torchic then let out a Flamethrower attack. Elmyra screamed as her butt was set on fire. "Water, water, water!" cried Elmyra. The animator drew a dam and drew a hammer and used it to smash a hole in the dam. Then, the whole dam broke and Elmyra was swept by a gushing wave of water. When the water subsided, Elmyra was soaking wet.
At that moment, Elmyra heard a rumble underneath her. This followed by a beastly growl. "What was that?" asked Elmyra nervously. Suddenly, without warning, a Graboid, straight from the movie, "Tremors" burst out of the ground and seized it with its snake-like tongues. Elmyra screamed as the Graboid dragged her underground and devoured her. After eating her, the Graboid burped out Elmyra's wig.
The animator redrew Elmyra as a country singer with a guitar. She did a shoulder shrug and prepared to sing. But for some reason, not a sound came from her mouth or the guitar. She held out a sign that read "SOUND PLEASE". She then prepared to start playing the guitar. But instead of an actual guitar sound effect, what came out was the sound of an atomic bomb explosion. Elmyra was puzzled by this. She strummed the guitar again, but a diesel engine horn sounded this time. Frustrated, she smashed the guitar to the ground, breaking it to pieces. A car crash, followed by monkey screeching sounded when she did it. She picked up the pieces and walked out of screen view.
Elmyra returned, back in her normal clothes. When she tried to speak, out of her mouth came the sound of a foghorn. She covered her mouth. Elmyra tried to speak again, but a burp sounded, embarrassing her. And when she tried to speak a third time, there was a farting sound. Elmyra's eyes began to turn red in anger. She then let out a yell as she bounced around the screen ala Daffy Duck. "And I've never been so humiliated in all my life!" yelled Elmyra. Her eyes turned back to normal.
"Look Mr. Animator, can you draw something cute and cuddly for me like a bunny wunny?" asked Elmyra. The animator then drew a small white rabbit next to Elmyra. "Thanks. He looks so cute! The cutest I've ever seen!" cried Elmyra. She ran toward the bunny. Then, the bunny leapt at Elmyra. But when it did, it revealed big, nasty, pointed teeth. It was actually the killer rabbit from "Monty Python & the Holy Grail". It started to bite at Elmyra, causing her to scream. The killer rabbit then bit off Elmyra's head. Blood gushed out of the headless neck stump as the body collapsed. After that, with lightning speed, the killer rabbit eat the flesh off the headless body til there was nothing but bones. "Umm, Mr. Animator? Could you draw me a new body please?" asked Elmyra's head.
The animator then used a pencil to draw the outline of Elmyra's new body. After that, the animator used a paintbrush to color the new body. Now Elmyra was wearing a black dress with a V neckline along with red high heels and gloves. But unbeknownst to Elmyra, she was actually wearing a white mink fur coat. "Ahh, much better," said Elmyra. She began to walk around. "This new body is just like my old body. That's strange, why I does it feel like I'm wearing something that's making me uncomfortably warm?" asked Elmyra. Then, a full body mirror was drawn and Elmyra saw she was wearing the fur coat. When she saw what she was wearing, she shrieked. "No way I'm wearing clothes made from a dead animal!" cried Elmyra as she tore the fur coat to pieces.
Just then, Elmyra heard a voice behind her say "Slugma". She turned around and saw that it was a Slugma, a Fire Pokémon that looked like a slug made of magma. "Eeek! A slug!" cried Elmyra. The Slugma fired a Flamethrower attack, which Elmyra barely dodged. "I know! I'll use the one thing slugs hate!" cried Elmyra. She took out a large glass container of salt. She threw it at the Slugma, which broke. Elmyra waited to see if the salt would dehydrate the Slugma. But nothing happened. Just then, three more Slugmas appeared on every side. "Uh-oh," said Elmyra meekly. The four Slugmas fired their Flamethrower attacks at once, frying the over obsessive animal lover. When the flames cleared, Elmyra was black as coal. Then, she turned into dust leaving only her eyeballs, mouth and wig. "Well, where's the rest of me?" asked Elmyra.
The animator then redrew her as an animal tamer. "Oh goodie! I'm an animal tamer! Now I'll be able to tame the wild animals more easily. So, where's an animal I can tame?" asked Elmyra. The animator drew a sign pointing to the right, toward a large pen. It was very dark. "Hello, any animals in here?" asked Elmyra. She heard a low growl. Elmyra turned around snd saw a pair of eyes in the darkness. Elmyra got her whip ready. She then heard some loud stomping. The mysterious animal revealed itself. It was large, bull rancor monster. The bull rancor let out a loud and terrifying roar. In the process of the roar, Elmyra got covered in the creature's spit. "Bleah!" cried Elmyra. Elmyra then cracked her whip. But the bull rancor simply grabbed the whip with its large, clawed hand. The bull rancor then began to spin Elmyra around. She screamed ad she went for a spin. "I'm gonna lose my lunch!" cried Elmyra. The bull rancor let go and Elmyra sent flying into a wall. She hit the wall with a loud SPLAT!
Elmyra slid down a wall and into the cockpit of a plane. "Oh boy! I get to fly a plane!" said Elmyra. She then began to fly the plane. Unbeknownst to her, Elmyra had a couple of unwanted stowaways; gremlins. There was the gremlin from "Falling Hare", the gremlins from "Russian Rhapsody" and the Gremlins from the film of same name. "Ready boys?" asked Gremlin #1. "Ready!" said the other gremlins. All the gremlins began to tear apart the plane in the various ways they knew how. The sawheads sawed of pieces of metal. The hammerheads dented part of the wings. Some even ate parts of the plane. They continued destroying the plane until there was nothing but Elmyra in a floating seat. The gremlins took to the sky using glider wing packs. The chair and Elmyra fell, with Elmyra screaming. She quickly deployed her parachute. "Whew. That was a close one," said Elmyra. But then, the animator erased the parachute and replaced it with a 16 ton weight. The weight fell on top pf Elmyra and they both crashed to the ground, with Elmyra getting squashed. "Ouch," said Elmyra.
She managed to wriggle out from underneath the 16 ton weight. Elmyra saw she was in what appeared to be the dark corridors of a spaceship. She took out a flashlight and began to look around. "Hello, anybody here? Hello?" asked Elmyra. Then, she heard some movement and pointed the flashlight. But she saw nothing. After that, Elmyra heard the sound of a hiss. She looked up slowly and nervously. Elmyra saw that it was a Xenomorph alien straight from the "Alien" movies. She recognized it as the one she had imprisoned in the Tiny Toons Spring Break Special. It growled angrily, wanting revenge for the abuse she put it through. Elmyra laughed nervously. "No hard feelings?" asked Elmyra. The Xenomorph responded by trying to stab her with its spear-like tail. Elmyra dodged the attack just in time. She screamed as the Xenomorph ran after its former captor. The Xenomorph then spat acid at Elmyra and it was a direct hit. Elmyra screamed as she was getting melted. "Bullseye!" said the Xenomorph. It then left as Elmyra was reduced to nothing but a melted mess and eyeballs.
"Don't just stand there Mr. or Mrs. Animator! Draw me a new body!" cried Elmyra. The animator redrew Elmyra, in jungle safari gear. "Ooh! Jungle clothes! I think I'll get a big kitty or . . . ," said Elmyra. But then, she heard some giggling. She saw three gray, spotted hyenas who were none other than Shenzi, Banzai and Ed from the classic Disney movie, "The Lion King". "Well, well, well. What have we here?" asked Shenzi. "It looks like a tasty, hairless ape," said Banzai. Ed giggled. "Puppies! Big ones too!" cried Elmyra. She grabbed onto Banzai and began to squeeze. "Ow, ow, ow!" cried Banzai. "I'm gonna hug you, squeeze you and . . . ," said Elmyra. Suddenly, Shenzi and Ed snapped their jaws at Elmyra, causing her to let go of Banzai.
Elmyra then began to run toward the three hyenas. But the three made a run for it. Ed stuck his tongue out before turning forward. Just then, Shenzi saw the animator draw an elephant ahead of them. This gave the female hyena an idea. The hyenas ran in behind the elephant. "Hey, tusk face! There's s mouse near you!" said Shenzi. The elephant let out a startled trumpeting as it reared up on its hind legs. Just as Elmyra entered the area, the elephant's front legs came down, squashing her flat. The elephant left, revealing a flattened Elmyra. Shenzi, Banzai and Ed laughed like the hyenas they were at the sight of a pancake Elmyra. Ed laughed the hardest. "You humans are always good for a laugh!" hooted Banzai. Ed laughed in agreement. And the three hyenas left, still laughing.
The animator used a pair of tweezers to peel Elmyra off the ground. After that, an bicycle air pump was used to re-inflate Elmyra. But too much air was pumped into her and she was overinflated. When she let go of the air pump, Elmyra was sent flying like a deflating balloon, screaming. She then crashed to the ground.
When she recovered, saw a brown bat flying above her. "Ooh! A batty watty!" cried Elmyra. She jumped to try to grab it, but the bat flew higher to avoid. Elmyra keep trying to grab the bat, but she kept missing it.
(Insert "Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Bat" from Batman the Animated Series)
But then, the bat started to undergo a transformation; a monstrous one. It started to grow bigger and more humanoid. It also gained a pair of pale pants too. When the transformation was complete, the bat was now the fearsome foe of Batman; Man-Bat. Man-Bat let out a nightmarish shriek and dove toward Elmyra. Elmyra screamed as she ran. "Why does everything in this cartoon that's cute and cuddly turn into a monster?!" cried Elmyra. Man-Bat grabbed Elmyra with its feet. "Put me down! Put me down!" cried Elmyra. Man-Bat then let go of Elmyra and she fell to the ground with a crash!
(End Music)
When she came to, Elmyra saw a creature standing in front of her, staring at her. It was a small, chicken-sized dinosaur called Compsognathus, or Compy for short. Elmyra was infatuated by how cute it look. "Cutie!" cried Elmyra. She seized the Compsognathus and began to squeeze it. "You're so adorable! I've got to make you my pet!" cried Elmyra. The Compy was starting to suffocate due to Elmyra squeezing it. In response, it bite Elmyra in the nose with a loud HONK! "Ow!" cried Elmyra. Elmyra struggled to pull the Compy off of her nose. But the small dinosaur had a strong grip. She finally managed to pry the stubborn Compy off her nose. Elmyra's nose was red snd swollen due to being bitten on the nose.
Elmyra heard more squeaking and turned around. She saw several more Compsognathus had gathered and were surrounding her. Normally, Elmyra would be infatuated by how cute they all looked. But the way they stared at her hungrily had made her nervous. "Nice lizards. Nice lizards," said Elmyra. The Compies then leapt at her and latched onto all over her body. Once they did, they began to bite and claw her. Elmyra screamed as she tried to shake them off. She ran around in circles, screaming, "Get 'em off!"
Suddenly, Elmyra bumped into something that caused her to fall backwards. It was a Velociraptor. The Compies fled at the sight of the Mongolian menace. The raptor hissed at Elmyra. "Eh, heh, heh. Excuse me?" asked Elmyra. The Velociraptor snarled before slashing at Elmyra rapidly. At first, it looked like nothing happened. But suddenly, she fell apart into ribbons. The Velociraptor snickered before leaving. The animator then put Elmyra back together with glue and staples.
Then, some faint stomping could be heard. It caused a puddle of water to ripple. The stomping got louder and louder. A large shadow fell over Elmyra. She looked up tp see a huge Tyrannosaurus Rex, staring down at her. It drooled on her too, with the drool hitting her directly in the face. "Eew!" cried Elmyra. The T-Rex then let out a loud roar at her. Elmyra shrieked before making a run for it. But the T-Rex was a fast runner too. As Elmyra ran, she suddenly tripped and fell. This allowed the T-Rex to catch up to her and seize her in its jaws. Elmyra screamed as the T-Rex swallowed her up. It then let out a belch.
Elmyra found herself in the T-Rex's dark stomach. "I know that I have some matches in my pocket somewhere," said Elmyra. As she was looking for the match, the animator added something in the T-Rex's stomach that Elmyra couldn't see unless she had light. When Elmyra finally lit a match, she saw that the animator put TNT, bombs and other explosives in the T-Rex's belly. "Uh-oh," said Elmyra, with her eyes shrinking. KA-BOOM! The explosives ignited, causing the T-Rex's stomach to bloat temporarily. The explosion made the T-Rex sick to its stomach. The large predatory dinosaur then barfed out Elmyra. Elmyra was black as soot and covered in stomach gunk. "Yuck," said Elmyra. The T-Rex growled angrily at Elmyra. Suddenly, the two heard the sound of a nuclear bomb that the animator drew, coming down toward them. Elmyra screamed and made a ran for it. As for the T-Rex, the bomb exploded near it. Elmyra had managed to survive the bomb's explosion. "Hey! I'm still alive! Thank you, toon physics!" cried Elmyra. But then, she heard some extremely loud stomping. Coming out of the smoke was the T-Rex. Although, it wasn't a T-Rex anymore. The nuclear bomb had mutated it into Godzilla.
(Insert "Godzilla's Rampage" from Godzilla [1954])
Godzilla let out his famous terrifying roar. Elmyra screamed at the sight of how gigantic the nuclear mutated monster was. Godzilla fired his atomic breath, which caused an explosion that sent Elmyra flying. After recovering, Elmyra made a run for it, with Godzilla stomping after her. "HELP! THIS ISN'T FUNNY ANYMORE, MR. ANIMATOR! SAVE ME FROM THAT HORRIBLE MONSTER!" screamed Elmyra. Elmyra jumped into Tokyo Bay, hoping to hide from Godzilla. Unfortunately, she forgot Godzilla could swim. Godzilla swam after the pet obsessive girl. Just as Godzilla was closing in for the kill, the animator drew the Oxygen Destroyer Weapon. As soon as it was drawn, it detonated and Elmyra and Godzilla were caught in the green energy wave. The two were reduced to skeletons before disintegrating. Suddenly, emerging from the sands of Tokyo Bay was the kaiju who had the powers of the Oxygen Destroyer: Destoroyah. Destoroyah was in the midst of letting out his terrifying shriek when an offscreen freeze ray fired, freezing the kaiju into an ice sculpture. "Aww phooey!" pouted Destoroyah. The monster then crumbled to pieces.
The camera zoomed out to reveal the picture of Tokyo Bay was an animation background on the table. And the sadistic animator that was tormenting Elmyra Duff was none other than Fifi La Fume. She was wearing a French artist's hat and was laughing hysterically. "You know whaht zey say, revenge ees a cahrtoon well drahwn. Ahnd zey said ahneemahtion wahs how you say, a chahre," giggled Fifi. She resumed laughing before falling into the floor. Fifi was now banging her fists while laughing. It had been one rotten day for Elmyra Duff, but it was a wonderful day for Fifi La Fume.
Studio Segment #2
At the Tiny Toon Studios, Fifi, Buster and Babs were laughing their heads off. "That cartoon was certainly enjoyable!" said Buster. "Eet wahs cahtharteec, especially fahr moi!" said Fifi. "Fifi, would you mind selecting the next e-mail?" asked Babs. "Sure," said Fifi. She randomly selected an e-mail and began to read it.
Dear Tiny Toon Studios,
Fifi La Fume is my favorite star in the show. I love how she went out to the prom with Hamton in the classic Season 1 episode, "Prom-ise Her Anything". Can you do a cartoon where the two go out for a romantic dinner for two?
"Aaawwww. Sahmeone deed like how I wahs paired weeth Hahmtahn. Guess we know whaht we'll do next. rahll ze cahrtoon," said Fifi.
Short #2: My Dinner with Fifi
Ever since Elmyra Duff was transferred from Harvey Korman Elementary School, Fifi La Fume took her place as the student nurse. Whenever Fifi's doing student nurse duties, she wore a cute nurse outfit, which consisted of a light pink dress, a white apron and a white nurse hat with a red cross. Right now, she was bandaging up a cut on Furrball's arm.
"Zere. Ahll dahne," said Fifi.
"Thanks, Fifi," said Furrball.
"Now I wahnt you to be mahre cahreful, Furrbahll. Okay?" asked Fifi.
"Okay," said Furrball. He left the nurse's outfit.
"Next pahtient please," said Fifi. Gogo Dodo arrived, pushing a bloated looking Hamton on a wheel-barrel.
"Here you go, Nurse Fifi. One sick piggy," said Gogo. Hamton's face was green as a leaf and he let out a groan.
"So, whaht's wrahng, Hahmtahn?" asked Fifi.
"I have a terrible stomachache," groaned Hamton.
"Whaht deed you eat zat mahde you seeck?" asked Fifi.
"They were serving meatloaf in the cafeteria. I had two big helpings," said Hamton.
"Ah-ha. I sink I know ze prahblem. Eet's obvious zat two beeg helpeengs wahs too much fahr you. Just remembair Hahmtahn, you dahn't hahve a stahmahch like Deezzy Deveel," said Fifi.
"I guess you're right," said Hamton. Fifi got out two pills from a bottle that was marked "Tummy Tablets".
"Tahke zese tahblets ahnd your stahmahchache will go ahway a hahlf hour ahftair tahkeeng zem," said Fifi. Hamton took the tablets with water.
"Now I wahnt you to be mahre cahreful ahbout how much you eat, okay?" asked Fifi.
"Okay. Fifi, before I go, can I ask you something?" asked Hamton.
"Sure," said Fifi.
"You don't have any plans for Saturday night, do you?" asked Hamton.
"No. Eet's my day off frahm my pahrt time jahb aht ze Ahvery Eatery. Why do you ahsk?" asked Fifi.
"I was wondering if we could . . . could . . . ," said Hamton.
"Go on. You cahn say eet," said Fifi. "Could we go out on a date on Saturday, please?" asked Hamton. Fifi's eyes widened when she heard the D word.
"You mean eet?!" asked Fifi, getting excited.
"Yes. We could have dinner at a fancy French restaurant. And then go out to a movie. I'll pick you up around 6 P.M.," said Hamton.
"Ooh la la! I'd lahve to! I'll see you aht Sahturday, 6 p.m., mahn petite sausahge of lahve," said Fifi. She blew a kiss at Hamton, blowing a pair of pink lips. The lips kissed Hamton on the cheek, turning into a pink kiss mark. Hamton's eyes turned into pink hearts and he let out a sigh of love as he walked away. Now that Hamton set up a date, he had to figure out how to make reservations at a fancy French restaurant. He realized he may not have enough money to do so. He went to Pepé Le Pew for help after school.
"Professor Pepé?" asked Hamton.
"Oui?" asked Pepé.
"I asked Fifi out on a date this Saturday," said Hamton.
"Ah, how wahnderful. Eet's nice zat sahmebahdy ahctually does cahre fahr hair," said Pepé.
"But there's just one problem," said Hamton.
"Whaht's zat?" asked Pepé.
"I told her that I'd take her to fancy French restaurant, but I don't think I'll have enough money for dinner," said Hamton.
"I guess you wahnt me to lend you mahney?" asked Pepé.
"Yes," said Hamton.
"Just remembair, you're going to owe me," said Pepé. "I know," said Hamton.
"Eef eet's a French restaurahnt you wahnt to go to, I know just ze plahce," said Pepé. He showed Hamton a flier advertising a French Restaurant on the other side of town. It was called the Beaucoop Snooté.
"But don't you have to make reservations three months before?" asked Hamton.
"Just leave everytheeng to Pepé," said Pepé. Meanwhile, Fifi La Fume skipped happily back to her house. When she arrived, Fleur was making early preparations for dinner.
"I'm hahme!" said Fifi in a sing song voice.
"I presume tzat school went well?" asked Fleur.
"Oui. Plus, Hahmtahn's ahsked me out to deennair ziss Sahturday!" said Fifi excitedly.
"Zat's wahnderful," said Fleur. "I know. I hahven't gahne out weeth heem seence ze prahm zat one. Eet mahkes me so hahppy! Le squee!" cried Fifi happily. Fleur giggled. On the Saturday that Hamton and Fifi's dinner was going to take place, Pepé put his plan into action. He walked toward the crowd waiting outside of Beaucoop Snooté, with his smell in the air. Everybody sniffed Pepé's odor and screamed before making a run for it. Pepé turned to the audience.
"Zat's one way to mahke shahrtair lines," said Pepé. Just then, Hamton's family car arrived and Hamton exited out. He was wearing the tuxedo he wore to the prom. At that moment, Fleur La Fume arrived, driving her car. One of the doors opened and Fifi La Fume came out. She was wearing a beautiful, shocking pink dress with a large bow at the back and some matching gloves. She wore diamond jewelry along with pink lipstick & eyeshadow and blush.
"I ahm how you say, here," said Fifi in a sexy, sultry tone. Hamton's eyes turned into pink hearts at the sight of how glamorous Fifi looked in her dress. His heart pounded with love and his normally curly tail became straight and turned red. The male pig let out some wolf whistles and howls. Fifi giggled at Hamton's silly, lovesick reaction. "Leettle boys ahre such cheeldren," said Fifi, before giggling again. Fifi walked up to Hamton and began to hold his hand. "Whaht do you sink of my dress, Hahmtahn, mahn ahmahre?" asked Fifi, doing a curtsey.
"I l-l-love it. Pink really is your color. You look like that blond actress in that movie," said Hamton. He then began to kiss Fifi's hand. Fifi's eyes turned into pink hearts due to Hamton being a gentleman.
"Merci," said Fifi. Very soon, Fifi and Hamton were seated at their table. A waitress approached the two.
"Cahn I get you two lahvebeerds stahrted weeth dreenks?" asked the Waitress.
"Oui. I'd like a glahss of grahpe juice please," said Fifi.
"I think I'll have water," said Hamton.
"Okay. Your dreenks will be out shahrtly," said the Waitress. She went back to the kitchen.
"So, what is like living with your mom now?" asked Hamton.
"Well, I'm naht lahnely seence I hahve sahmeone leeving weeth me. Ahs you know, I now live een ahn ahctual house seence mahthair wahnts me to live een a clean, healthy enveerahnment. I get to sleep een ahn ahctual bed. Ahnd I get to enjoy my mahm's cookeeng ahgain. I steell hahve ze electreec fence I wance gaht to keep Elmyra out. Maybe I'll eenvite you to my new house sahmetime lahtair," said Fifi.
"So what happened to the Cadillac?" asked Hamton.
"Eet's een ze gahrage. we're going to see eef eet cahn get up ahnd runneeng ahgain. Zat way, wance I grahduate, I cahn drive out of town to wherevair I wahnt to go to. But first, I will gahve to tahke dreevair's ed," said Fifi. The waitress arrived back with Fifi's and Hamton's drinks.
"Your dreenks," said the Waitress.
"Merci," said Fifi.
"Thanks," said Hamton.
"I sink Hahmtahn ahnd I ahre ready to ordair," said Fifi.
"So whaht cahn we get fahr you?" asked the Waitress.
"I sink I'll hahve soup du jour please," said Fifi.
"I think I'll take some soup de jour as well, please," said Hamton.
"Okay. Two soup de jours, cahmeeng right up," said the Waitress. She went back to the kitchen. Fifi took a sip of her grape juice.
"So, how ees your friendsheep weeth Plucky Duck?" asked Fifi.
"Not good unfortunately," said Hamton.
"Whaht do you mean?" asked Fifi.
"For some reason, he's not speaking to me," said Hamton.
"Why naht?" asked Fifi.
"He won't say why," said Hamton.
"How lahng hahs ziss been going on?" asked Fifi. Hamton thought for a moment.
"He's been giving me the silent treatment ever we came back from our spring break," said Hamton.
"Hmm. I'm sure you'll get to ze bahttom of ziss prahblem one way or ahnahthair, eef he'll ahllow you to help heem," said Fifi. Hamton sighed.
"I hope you're right," said Hamton. Just then, the two began to hear someone playing a violin. It was Pepé Le Pew.
"Oh. How nice of Prahfessahr Pepé to mahke ziss deennair mahre . . . rahmahnteec. Le sigh," sighed Fifi happily. Her face began to blush as pink as her dress. Hamton sighed as well. As Pepé was playing, his stench was playing and his violin began to speak.
"Hiees playing ees naht bahd. But . . . phew . . . zat smell!" said the violin. The violin's strings then broke, one by one. Fifi and Hamton stared at Pepé due to what just happened. At that moment, the waitress arrived with Fifi and Hamton's dinner.
"Your deennair ees here," said the Waitress.
"Merci," said Fifi.
"Thanks," said Hamton. Very soon, the two lovers began to eat their soup.
"How's the soup?" asked Hamton.
"Eet's very deleecious. how ahbout you?" asked Fifi.
"It tastes great," said Hamton. After finishing their dinner and paying the bill, Hamton took Fifi La Fume to the movie theater. He purchased tickets for them to see a romantic comedy film. He also bought the popcorn. The two enjoyed the movie. And the best part was that there was no sign of Johnny Pew or Bimbette Skunk. Very soon, the two arrived outside the electric fence surrounding Fifi's house. "So Fifi, did you have a wonderful time?" asked Hamton.
"I sure deed, Hahmtahn mahn ahmahre. Eet wahs one of my mahst rahmahnteec dahtes evair. Zank you fahr showeeng me a good time. By ze way, ahre you ready fahr ze mahst eempahrtahnt pahrt of a dahte?" asked Fifi. She made some kissy faces as a way of flirting.
"Okay," said Hamton. He chuckled nervously. He sprayed his mouth to make his breath fresh. Fifi did the same thing, but she also applied fresh pink lipstick. Hamton puckered his lips, ready to kiss Fifi. But Fifi made the first move by wrapping her arms and tail around Hamton. The beautiful skunkette planted kisses all over Hamton's face, just like she usually does every time she kisses a boy. Hamton's eyes turned into pink hearts as Fifi smooched him. Fifi then began to deliver a big, wet, juicy, lipstick kiss on Hamton's lips. Hamton sighed and closed his eyes as he enjoyed the kiss. After about two minutes, Fifi ended the kiss when her lips came off of Hamton's with a loud POP! All of that kissing left Hamton's face covered in pink lipstick marks.
"Au revoir, mahn petite bahcahn of beets," said Fifi sweetly. She giggled before going into the border of her electric fence, singing to herself. Hamton sighed.
"What a woman," said Hamton. He collapsed to the ground, overwhelmed with Fifi's love.
Studio Segment #3
"Zat wahs a very sweet cahrtoon. I enjoyed eet," said Fifi.
"Okay. Our next e-mail is from DeviantArt member; Anaisgirl. This is her request," said Buster. He began to read it.
Dear Tiny Toon studios,
I am a huge fan of the character, Little Beeper whom I have a big crush on. He's my hero of my heart. I even created a fan character named Anais the Roadrunner who is a love interest for him. I attached a photo of a drawing of her. Can you introduce her in your new series for me?
Sincerely,
Anaisgirl
"Hmm. Not a bad idea. So for our final cartoon, we'll introduce Anais the Roadrunner," said Buster.
Short 3- Love at First Beep
It was another typical day for the students of Acme Looniversity. They were seated at their desks right now. The Roadrunner (Teacherus Birdius) was the veteran Looney Tune who was teaching the class right now. He held out a sign that read, "Before we begin class today, we have a new student who'll be joining us."
"A new student?" asked Buster. The Roadrunner nodded. He then took out a sign that read "She should be here any second". The door opened and something zipped into the classroom and stopped next to the Roadrunner. It was a young, female Roadrunner with beige feathers. She had brown hair and wore a light blue shirt, dark blue pants, black & white sneakers and glasses. The screen froze and the caption, "Newius Studentius" appeared at the bottom of the screen. One student was lovestruck the instant he laid eyes on her, as proven by his pink heart shaped eyes. And the one smitten by her good looks was Little Beeper (Lovesickius Birdius). He let out a wolf whistle at the sight of her. Everybody stared at him. The female Roadrunner couldn't help but giggle. Roadrunner held out a sign that read, "Care to introduce yourself?" Then, the female Roadrunner did something nobody expected. She actually spoke actual words.
"Bahnjour, everybahdy. my nahme ees Ahnais. My fahmeely ahnd I mahved to Ahcme Ahcres ahbout a week ahgo," said the female roadrunner. She actually had a French accent.
"Ooh la la. She's French, just like moi," said Fifi.
"Something tells me you two might get along just fine," said Babs.
"And it looks like she's caught the eye of Little Beeper," said Buster. Little Beeper sighed happily as he gazed at Anais, with hearts floating above his head. Calamity Coyote (Archius Nemesisius) happened to have seen everything. Already, he was thinking of another new scheme to catch Little Beeper. And he figured that his new crush on Anais may be the key to do so. It was lunchtime now and everybody was gathered at the cafeteria. Anais walked until she approached the table that Little Beeper was sitting at.
"Ees ziss seat tahken?" asked Anais. Little Beeper shook his head. "May I seet down?" asked Anais. Little Beeper nodded. "Merci," said Anais. She sat down next to Little Beeper. The male roadrunner started to blush pink since Anais was near him. "So, whaht's your nahme?" asked Anais. Little Beeper held out a sign that had his name printed on it. "Leettle Beepair. Zat's ahctually a cute nahme," said Anais. Little Beeper's blushing started to go nuclear. "Ahre you okay? Do you need to go to ze school nurse?" asked Anais. Little Beeper held a sign that read, "No. I'm fine," said Little Beeper. "So whaht ees eet zat like to do outside of school?" asked Anais. Little Beeper held out a sign that read, "I spend most of my time trying to outrun and outwit Calamity Coyote over there," said Little Beeper, pointing to Calamity who was a couple of tables across from where they were. "I see," said Anais. Next, Little Beeper held out a sign that read, "What do you like to do?" "Well, I like to do shahppeeng aht ze mahll. I ahlso lahve to do Pahlynesian dahnceeng aht ze Ahcme Ahcres Dahnce Studio," said Anais. Little Beeper held out a sign that read, "I see". Fifi, Babs and Shirley watched as the two roadrunners conversed.
"Like, they're already starting to become friendly toward each other," said Shirley.
"Yes," said Babs.
"Le sigh. Eet may turn rahmahnteec aht one point," said Fifi.
The next day was a Saturday and Anais went to do sone shopping at the mall. First, she went to a clothing store. Unfortunately, she was being trailed by Calamity Coyote. To try to catch her to use as bait for Little Beeper, he decided to set up a trap in the dressing room. There was set of four different dressing room doors. He painted a false door on part of the wall to represent a dressing room. After painting the false door, he grabbed his painting materials and hid. He saw Anais enter the area, carrying some clothes she was going to try on. She approached the fake door. Calamity waited for her to bump in the door. But instead, she actually opened the fake door as if it were real. Calamity's eyes widened in shock at the sight of what had just happened. After trying on the various clothes, she left the dressing room.
Calamity went to investigate why the trap backfired. He then opened the fake door and went in. He saw there was an actual dressing room inside. The gray coyote prepared to exit, but he bumped into what apparently was an invisible door. He tried to exit again, but he couldn't. It had become apparent that he was trapped in his own painting. Just at that moment, Arnold the Pit Bull who was a janitor of the mall arrived into the dressing room.
"Vait a minute. I thought there vas four dressing rooms, not five," said Arnold. He then touched the fifth one and discovered it was a painting when some of the paint rubbed onto his hand. He then sprayed some cleaning chemicals on the fake dressing room door and washed it off with a sponge. He then wrung the sponge and the water and paint went into the bucket. Arnold then went to get some other supplies. Calamity emerged from the bucket, all wet and humiliated. After that failure, Calamity Coyote decided to do something different. He trailed Anais to the shoes department. She looked over the shoes they were selling and picked a pair that she liked.
"I wonder how these shoes feel?" asked Anais. She tried them on too. This gave Calamity an idea. As Anais was walking around in the shoes she was going to buy, Calamity put magnets in the shoes she was actually wearing. Anais put her real shoes back on and went to pay for the new ones. After Anais left the shoe store, that was when Calamity put his plan into action. He got out a large magnet in order to magnetize Anais. Unfortunately, instead of magnetizing his intended target, he magnetized a Magnemite, Magneton and Magnezone. The three Pokémon did not look happy. Calamity smiled nervously. ZAP! The three Electric & Steel-type Pokémon zapped Calamity with their electrical attacks. Anais heard the zapping from where she was. "Whaht wahs zat?" asked Anais. She just shoulder shrugged before walking away. After the electrocution, Calamity was black as soot. He collapsed to the ground, unconscious.
After buying her new shoes, Anais went to Fifi La Fume's perfume shop. She saw Fifi sorting out some of the perfumes she sold. "Hey, I sahw you aht school," said Anais.
"Oh. Bahnjour. You must be ze new geerl frahm tahday," said Fifi.
"Oui. I'm Ahnais," said Anais.
"I'm Fifi La Fume, ze prahtege of Pepé Le Pew. I live weeth my mahthair een ze ceety. My othair fahmeely members live een Pahrees, my beerthplahce," said Fifi.
"I see. Whaht do your pahrents do fahr a leeving?" asked Anais.
"Well, my mahthair, Fleur La Fume ees a tahlented chef. She's currently wahrkeeng fahr ze blahnc buffet. I sahmetimes help out ahs a waitress. My pahpa, Pierre La Fume ees a TV directahr. I ahlso hahve ahn oldair seestair ahnd youngair brahthair. Whaht do your pahrents do?" asked Fifi.
"My fahthair ees ahn electreecian ahnd my mahthair ees a medeecahl lahbahrahtahry techneecian," said Anais.
"I see," said Fifi.
"You know, Leettle Beepair seems to be very friendly towahrd moi," said Anais.
"Eet's mahre zan zat, Ahnais," said Fifi. "Whaht do you mean?" asked Anais.
"He's een lahve weeth you," said Fifi, in a sing song voice.
"In love . . . with moi?" asked Anais.
"Oui. Why do you sink he wahs blusheeng when he wahs near you?" asked Fifi.
"Well, he wahs ahcteeng kind of funny when he saht next to moi dureeng lunch," said Anais.
"Maybe you should go out weeth heem sahmetime," said Fifi.
"Well, he ees kind of cute," said Anais.
"Zat's ze speerit," said Fifi.
"By ze way. Do you hahhve ahhny recahhmmendahhtions of a perfume I could buy?" asked Anais.
"Well, just recently, I aht a sheepment of perfume eempahrted frahm ze Kahnto Region," said Fifi, taking out a pink bottle. "Ziss one ees mahde frahm ze frahgrance of ze Pahkémahn ahbeelity, Sweet Scent," said Fifi.
"I sink I'll purchahse one of zose," said Anais.
"Ahn excellent choice," said Fifi. After purchasing the perfume, Anais left the perfume shop and began to leave the mall. Calamity Coyote was waiting outside for her, hiding in the bushes. This time, he purchased an Acme Rocket. Anais passed by Calamity's hiding spot. Once she was at a good distance, Calamity lit the rocket, strapped on his helmet & goggles and got on top of the rocket. The rocket then began to speed toward Anais. Anais heard the rocket coming toward her and gasped. She then began to run like the roadrunner she was. She was careful not to damage any of the items she was carrying though. The female roadrunner ran as fast as she could from Calamity's rocket. A couple of yards ahead, Little Beeper was sitting on a park bench, thinking about Anais. He sighed and blushed as he thought about her, with pink hearts floating and popping above him. Suddenly, Anais and Calamity whizzed by him. Little Beeper's eyes widened when he realized what he had just witnessed. He figured that since it looked like Anais was in trouble, he had to do something about it. The young male roadrunner leapt to his feet and with a "beep beep", he raced to the rescue. Anais couldn't run as fast as Little Beeper, but she was still able to build distance between her and Calamity. Calamity chuckled as he prepared to grab at Anais. But suddenly, Little Beeper whizzed by and swept Anais off her feet, carrying her bridal style. Calamity's eyes widened when he saw his nemesis come to the rescue.
"Leettle Beepair," said Anais. Little Beeper held out a sign that read, "Need a lift?". "Oh. Merci. Zat coyote seems to be ahftair me eenstead of you," said Anais. Little Beeper began to run even faster. Calamity struggled to make his rocket go faster to try to catch both roadrunners. Suddenly, Little Beeper did a sharp turn to avoid an incoming war. Calamity Coyote's eyes bugged out really big when he saw the wall. He tried to make the rocket stop, but it was too late. KA-BOOM, the rocket exploded and Calamity was sent flying into the air, screaming. He landed in a parked truck that was carrying black paint cans. Upon landing, black paint splattered all over his fur. He got off the truck when suddenly, Sweetie Pie pooped on Calamity's back, forming a white stripe along his back.
"Pardon me," said Sweetie. Then, Fifi La Fume appeared out of nowhere and wrapped her arms around Calamity Coyote.
"Mahn reasahn fahr puberty, you've cahme bahck to me aht lahst! I've meessed you so much!" cried Fifi. This wasn't the first time that Calamity Coyote was painted like a skunk. Fifi then started planting pink kiss marks all over Calamity's face. As the purple skunkette smooched Calamity, her stink started to go off. Calamity's eyes widened once he smell Fifi's odor. The painted coyote screamed as he broke free of Fifi's grip and ran like his life depended on it. "Oh no! I'm naht going to let you get ahway ziss time!"" said Fifi. She began to prance after Calamity on all fours. Both Little Beeper and Anais have seen everything and were laughing their heads off.
"Does Fifi ahlways chahse ahny boy she sinks she's a skunk?" asked Anais. Little Beeper nodded. "Zank you fahr sahveeng me. you're my hero," said Anais. Her cheeks blushed bright pink and hearts floated above her. Little Beeper felt he finally had the courage to ask Anais out. He held out a sign that read, "Anais, can we go on a date tonight?" Anais gasped. "Of course I'd lahve to! Especially ahftair you sahved my skeen!"" cried Anais excitedly. She then began to kiss Little Beeper all over the face, leaving pink lipstick marks. Little Beeper's eyes turned into pink hearts and his tongue drooped out. He let out a sigh of love as Anais kissed him silly. It was the start of a beautiful romantic relationship.
(Insert "Tiny Toon Adventures Ending Theme")
Credits Gag: Appearances by pop culture animals curtsey of the following: The Lizard- Neogenics, Torchic- The Hoenn Region, Graboid- Perfection, Nevada, the Killer Rabbit- The Cave of Caerbannog, Slugma- The Johto Region, Bull Rancor- A galaxy far, far away, Gremlins- Mogwais, the Hyenas- Pridelands, Man-Bat- Gotham Zoo, Compsognathus, Velociraptor & T-Rex- Jurassic Park, Godzilla and Destoroyah- the city of Tokyo.
(Little Beeper zips into view in the center of the Tiny Toons circle.)
Little Beeper: Beep beep! (Waves goodbye)
Sneak Peek
On a brand new special of "Fifi's New Tiny Toon Adventures", there's call for a celebration in Acme Acres. The cast of Tiny Toons are getting ready to throw a party to celebrate the anniversary of the franchise. And Fifi La Fume, Buster and Babs Bunny (No relation) are hosting the party. They've invited their fellow WB cartoon co-stars, Ash & Pikachu and other characters who stared in shows that aired alongside the show on Fox Kids including the cast of the Emmy award winning Batman the Animated Series, Spider-Man, the X-Men & the other Marvel animated superheroes, Beetlejuice, the Animaniacs and even the Power Rangers! Unfortunately, where there are parties, there are party crashers. And those party crashers are the Teen Titans Go versions of the Teen Titans, the writers of "Out of Odor" and the former executives of the Pokémon anime, wanting revenge on our heroes for the events of "When Cartoon Worlds Collide". If things weren't bad enough, they've teamed up with Thaddeus Plotz too. Will Fifi and the others be able to fight off the party crashers or will the celebration fall apart? Find out, next time, on the "Tiny Toons 30th Anniversary Spectacular"!
I had so much fun writing Duff Disaster. What was your favorite part of that short? When I was writing, "My Dinner with Fifi", I just had to add elements from that Looney Tunes web short, "Hogs and Kisses". As you saw in the last short, Fifi still has that perfume shop that was featured in "Survey Ladies" in Animaniacs. Speaking of which, you probably heard the bad news that Minerva Mink is not going to appear in the Animaniacs reboot, which has gotten Minerva Mink fans steamed. So, in the next episode, I'm going to find a way to slander WB for excluding her. I hope to get this episode done in time to upload on the day the very first Tiny Toon Adventures episode aired. Until then, peace out and stay safe.