Fifi's New Tiny Toon Adventures
Written by Artist1990
Based on "Tiny Toon Adventures" created by Tom Ruegger and produced by Warner Bros. Animation and Amblin
Based on the "Pokémon" Video Games by Nintendo & Game Freak and the Anime Series by OLM, Inc.
Other guest starring franchises belong to their respective owners.
Note: All Pokémon dialogue is translated.
(Insert New Version of "Tiny Toon Adventures" Theme Song)
(We see the Warner Bros. logo which zooms away and it transitions to the Tiny Toons circle.)
Buster: We're tiny . . .
(Buster appears.)
Babs: We're toony . . .
(Babs appears.)
Cast: We're all a little looney,
(The rest of the Tiny Toons cast join in.)
And in this cartoony,
we're invading your TV.
(The Tiny Toons run out of the TV.)
Buster and Babs: We're comic dispensers.
(Buster squirts himself with a seltzer bottle, while Babs hits herself with a pie.)
Fifi: We crahck up ahll ze censahrs.
(The censors are laughing)
Cast: On Tiny Toon Adventures,
(Fifi emerges from the TV and smashes the screen with a mallet.)
get a dose of comedy!
(Buster is dressed as a doctor, while Babs and Fifi are dressed as nurses.)
So here's Acme Acres,
it's a whole wide world apart.
(We see a view of Acme Acres.)
Fifi: Our hahme sweet hahme, eet stahnds ahlahne,
a cahrtoon wahrk of ahrt!
(Fifi is making a painting of her Cadillac. She's wearing a French barret.)
Plucky: The scripts were rejected,
(Plucky is operating a type writer.)
expect the unexpected.
(A second Plucky head emerges from the paper, scaring the real Plucky.)
Cast: On Tiny Toon Adventures, it's about to start!
(We see the Tiny Toon Adventures logo again.)
Plucky: They're furry,
They're funny.
(Buster and Babs Bunny appear.)
Cast: They're Babs and Buster Bunny.
(Buster and Babs take off their disguises, revealing that Buster is really Babs and Babs is really Buster.)
Montana Max has money.
(Montana Max emerges from a pile of dollars, holding more dollars.)
Teen Titans are a bane!
(The TTG Versions of the Teen Titans are harassing Elmyra until Bane whacks all six of them with a large steel girder. Some of them hit the camera.)
Buster: Here's Hamton.
(Hamton is vacuuming his floor.)
Plucky: And Plucky!
(Plucky emerges from the vacuum.)
Babs: Fifi's very mushy!
(Fifi is kissing Dizzy Devil silly, covering his face in pink lipstick kisses.)
Cast: Furrball's unlucky . . .
(Furrball is smelling a flower until a piano crushes him.)
and Gogo is insane.
(Gogo Dodo hits himself with a mallet, splitting him into more copies.)
Fifi: Aht ahcme looniverseety we earn our toon degree.
(We see Acme Looniversity.)
Ze teacheeng stahff's been getteeng laughs seence 1933!
(Fifi and the other students are gathered at class. The teachers present are Bugs Bunny, Foghorn Leghorn, Barnyard Dawg and the Tasmanian Devil, posing. Foghorn Leghorn is flattened by an anvil.)
Cast: We're tiny, we're toony, we're all a little looney,
(We see the cast of Tiny Toon Adventures)
It's Tiny Toon Adventures, come and join the fun!
(We see the logo again, but then, Fifi thrusts the words of 'Fifi's New' on top and joins Buster and Babs in the logo.)
Fifi: Ahnd now our sahng ees dahne!
The Hungry Games
It was lunch time at the school of Acme Looniversity. Once again, the boys were playing with Dizzy the game of "Will Dizzy Eat It?" Fifi and the girls watched as the boys fed Dizzy random stuff such as bombs, tools, furniture, etc. Today, Fifi was wearing a pink blouse and a yellow skirt. "Zey sure like to play zat gahme weeth Deezzy, dahn't zey?" asked Fifi.
"Yep," said Babs.
"Wahn't Deezzy get a stahmahchache?" asked Anais.
"No. Dizzy most of the time has a bottomless stomach," said Babs.
"I haven't seen them play that game in a while. So, like, why now?" asked Shirley. Buster heard what Shirley said.
"I'm glad you asked, Shirley. We're training Dizzy," said Buster.
"Traineeng. Fahr whaht?" asked Anais, scratching her head.
"We're helping him prepare for an upcoming competition known as . . . ," said Plucky. Hamton did a drum roll as Plucky pulled out something.
" . . . the Hungry Games!" said Plucky.
"Like, what in the world are the Hungry Games?" asked Shirley.
"The Hungry Games is an annual tournament where the biggest eaters around the world compete for the title of 'Biggest Eater of the Year'," explained Buster.
"Taz enters every year!" said Dizzy excitedly.
"So, we're helping Dizzy prepare for the event in the coming week," said Buster.
"I'm entering too," said Hamton.
"Of course, seence you're ahn overeatair," said Fifi sheepishly.
"Babs, Fifi, this year, they asked you two and I to be the commentators for this competition," said Buster.
"Really?!" asked the two girls, looking surprised.
"Yep. So better get your best stage dresses ready," said Buster.
"Okay," said the girls.
After school, when Fleur picked her up and they arrived home, Fifi began to tell her mother the news. "Zey ahsked you to be ahn ahnnouncair fahr ziss year's Hungry Gahmes cahmpeteetion?" asked Fleur.
"Oui. Noaht just me, but Bustair ahnd Bahbs too. Eet'll begeen aht ze end of ze week," explained Fifi.
"I dahn't see whaht's ze ahppeal ov wahtcheeng people peeg out. Especially seence sahme ov zem might throw up eef zey stuff zemselves seeck aht one point," said Fleur.
"You're fahrgetteeng, seence mahst ov ze cahmpeteetahrs ahre toons, zey cahn't get seeck right ahway," said Fifi.
"Oh. I see you're point," said Fleur.
(Insert "Rocky Theme")
Over the next couple of days, Dizzy Devil, Taz the Tasmanian Devil and Hamton Pig were training to prepare for the upcoming Hungry Games competition. They worked hard and eat hard to be ready. They were careful not to eat too much before the tournament though. At one point, during his training, Taz encountered T.I.N.O. and devoured them, one by one.
(End Music)
Very soon, the day of the Hungry Games competition had arrived. "Good morning everybody! This is Buster Bunny and Babs Bunny (No relation), here, live at the Acme Acres stadium. Today, is the first day of the annual Hungry Games Tournament!" said Buster.
"Every year, thousands of the world's biggest eaters compete in this tournament for the title of 'Biggest Eater of the Year'. The competitors do various eating contests to win the Golden, Adimantium Denture Trophy," said Babs.
"And now, Fifi La Fume will introduce the competitors," said Buster. Fifi La Fume appeared on stage wearing a beautiful blue dress & gloves and wore a blue bow instead of her usual pink. She also wore blue eyeshadow, blush and red lipstick.
"Fifi La Fume, here to eentrahduce you to ze cahmpeteetahrs. Ze cahmpeteetahrs ahre deevided eento two cahtegahries. First ahre cahmpeteetahrs who cahn only eat food. Secahnd ahre ze cahmpeteetahrs who eat food ahnd objects zat ahre inedeeble to nahrmahl people. I shahll eentrahduce you to ze cahmpeteetahrs who cahn only eat food first," said Fifi. Whenever Fifi introduced a competitor, a monitor screen played footage of the competitors' notable eating achievements.
"First up ees Hahmtahn Peeg, a student ahttendeeng Ahcme Looniverseety ahnd a fellow schoolmahte of mine. Being ahn overeatair aht heart, eet would nahturahl zat he would entair ziss cahmpeteetion," said Fifi.
(Insert "The Garfield Show Theme")
Fifi then walked up to an orange, overweight tabby cat. "Next, we hahve Gahrfield ze caht. He cahmes frahm 711 Mahple Street ahnd ees known fahr eateeng a laht. Hees fahvahrite food ees lahsagna. Ahlthough, he wance ahte a fish stahnd zat wahs shahped like a fish. Hees othair hahbbies besides eateeng eencludeeng squisheeng spiders ahnd peeckeeng on dahgs," said Fifi.
(End Music)
(Insert "The Simpsons Theme")
After that, Fifi approached an overweight balding man. He had a perpetual five-o'clock shadow that will reappear virtually in seconds if he ever shaves, and at one point just popped back in fast complete with a 'pop' sound effect. His eyes were black and he was 6 feet tall (183 cm). He wore a white polo shirt, blue jeans, white underpants and gray loafers. "Cahmeeng frahm 742 Evergreen Terrahce, Spreengfield ees our next cahmpeteetahr, Hahmair Jay Seempsahn. Hees lahve fahr doughnuts ees secahnd to nahne. Ahlthough, eet cahn get heem eento trouble, such ahs ze time he stahle ze giant doughnut of ze lahrd lahd stahtue," said Fifi. Footage of Homer doing the said deed played. Homer groaned.
"Nobody ever lets me forget that," said Homer.
"Hahmair hahs a jahb aht ze Spreengfield Nuclear Powair Plahnt ahnd likes to hahng out aht Moe's Tahvern when he's naht aht hahme or wahrkeeng. He ahnd hees fahmeely ahre bahnned een every stahte except Ahreezahna ahnd Nahrth Cahrahleena," said Fifi.
(End Music)
Fifi approached two Pokémon, who were in the same evolutionary line. First was a teal Pokémon with a cream spot on its chest. Its round head was teal in the top half and cream on the bottom half. It had big, round eyes and large pointy ears. It had five-fingered hands and cream feet with three clawed toes. The fur close to the bottom of the Pokémon seemed to resemble a dress. It had two pointy teeth that stick out of its mouth even if closed. Next to it was a huge, bipedal, dark blue-green Pokémon with a cream-colored face, belly, and feet. Its body was composed of mostly its belly, as its limbs were comparatively small. Its head was large with small, pointed ears and two pointed teeth protruding from its lower jaw. It had round feet, which both have three claws and a circular brown paw pad, and short arms with five claws on each hand.
"Ahlso joineeng us ees a trainair's Munchlahx, ahs well ahs eets evahlved fahrm, Xnahrlahx. Bahth pahkemahn lahve to eat. Munchlahx's stahmahch ahllows eet to eat nearly ahnytheeng, even rahtten food, ahnd ees indifferent to flahvahr. Eet cahn ahlso eat mahny serveengs of food aht a time weethout cheweeng, ahnd rahrely gets full. Eet eats ze mahst food of ahny Pahkémahn besides eets evahlution, Snahrlahx. Snahrlahx requires 900 lbs. of food pair day befahre eet goes bahck to sleep, wheech eet mahstly does. But eet cahn wahke up when eet hears ze sound of a Pahké flute. Eet ees naht a peecky eatair, ahs eets strahng stahmahch ahllows eet to eat even mahldy food weethout feeleeng ahny eell effects. Eet cahn even hahndle zorny plahnts or a Muk's poisahn," said Fifi. Footage of both Munchlax and Snorlax played as Fifi explained about the two Pokémon.
(Insert "Animaniacs Theme, Instrumental")
Fifi moved onto to the next competitor. He was a black & white furred mammal with floppy ears, a snout, & tail and a red nose. He wore a red baseball cap along with a blue turtleneck. As a symbol of his wackiness, his tongue occasionally hung out of his mouth. As Fifi approached him, he began to blush at the sight of her. "Hello skunk nurse!" said Wakko. He began to drool at the sight of how pretty Fifi looked. Fifi then clonked Wakko on the head with the flat end of her microphone, snapping him out of his lovesick daze. "Ze cahmpeteetahr right next to me ees Wahkko Wahrnair, one ov ze wahrnair seebleengs. He's mahst known fahr hees blahck-hahle belly, hahveeng ze ahbeelity to eat a truck-load of food weethout breakeeng a sweat. He's meeld mahnnered ahnd pahlite, but very physeecahl, mahre so zan hees othair two seebleengs. When prahvoked, he's known to eithair breeng out a wooden mahllet ahnd bahnkeeng ze persahn on ze head, or drahppeeng ahn ahnveel on zem eenstead. I met heem ahnd hees seebleengs wance when zey veesited my perfume stahre," said Fifi.
(End Music)
After introducing Wakko, Fifi approached what appeared to be an alien pig who wore a greek soldier helmet. Although, this pig looked like he was a pig head with no torso, just the legs and arms. "Right here ees a cahmpeteetahr who wahs revived just fahr ziss occahsion. Ziss ees ze Pudgy Peeg, a mahnstair wance created by Reeta Repulsa ahnd ees a beeg gluttahn. He wahs first unleashed to wreak hahvahc on a food festeevahl aht Ahngel Grahve befahre being subdued by ze oreeginahl Powair Rahngers team," said Fifi.
"When do we get to eat?! I'm hungry!" said Pudgy Pig impatiently.
"Our next cahmpeteetahrs ahre ahlso Pahkémahn," said Fifi. She approached two Pokémon of the same evolutionary line. It was a bipedal Pokémon with a round body and a thick, powerful tail. It had soft, pink skin with curved yellow lines on its belly and a yellow ring marking on each knee. It had a thumb-like claw on each hand and a single large nail on each foot. There was a yellow spot on its palms and the soles of its feet. It had beady eyes and a long, prehensile tongue. The tongue was likely connected to its tail, which twitched when the tongue is pulled. Its evolved form was a dark pink, rotund Pokémon with a small tail and a long tongue. It had a yellow line pattern on its belly and a white bib-like pattern, making it almost resemble a round baby boy. It also had what appeared to be a curled appendage on its head. "Ze first one ees Leeckeetung ahnd ze secahnd ees eets evahlved fahrm, Leeckyleecky. Leeckeetung's tahngue ees twice ahs lahng ahs eets bahdy. Eet ees used fahr cahptureeng prey, explahreeng eets enveerahnment ahnd cleaneeng. Leeckeelicky, eet's evahlved fahrm uses eets tahngue mahre zan eets hahnds ahnd eet hahs a beeg ahppetite," said Fifi. The two Pokémon's Trainer was also male.
"Either one of my two Pokémon will win this year thanks to their big appetites," bragged the Trainer.
After introducing more competitors, Fifi moved onto introduce the competitors from the bracket consisting of ones who eat food and inedible objects. "Okay. Now I shahll eentrahduce ze cahmpeteetahrs who eat bahth food ahnd stuff zat eesn't food. First up ees lahst year's chahmpion, Tahz ze Tahsmanian Deveel. He's one of our teachers aht Ahcme Looniverseety ahnd runs Crahzy Tahzzie's House of Tuxes. Besides food, he cahn eat eenflahtable life rahfts, dynahmite steecks & bahmbs, a refrigerahtahr ahnd mahre. He's mahrried to a Tahsmanian She-Deveel. Hees othair fahmeely members cahnseest of hees mahthair; Jean, hees fahthair; Hugh, hees seestair; Mahlly, hees leettle brahthair; Jahke, hees uncle; Drew ahnd hees pet turtle; Dahg. We ahlso hahve hees prahtégé, Deezzy Deveel. Due to hees extreme ahppetite, ze othair students like to play a gahme weeth heem cahlled, 'Weell Deezzy Eat Eet?'," said Fifi.
(Insert "C is for Cookie, Instrumental" from Sesame Street)
The third competitor on the second bracket was a blue, furry monster with googly eyes. "Next up, frahm 123 Sesahme Street, Mahnhattahn, New York ees ze fahmous Cookie Mahnstair. Hees ahppetite fahr cookies ees legendahry, but he'll ahlso eat fruits ahnd vegetahbles too. But he does eat ahnytheeng zat eesn't food ahs well. One of hees beeggest ahchievements wahs when he nearly ahte ahll of Sesahme Street dureeng Beeg Beerd's 1991 beerthday celebrahtion," said Fifi. On the video monitor behind the competitors, footage of Cookie Monster making a pig out of himself was playing. "Ze only sing he wahn't eat ahre trees," said Fifi.
"Cause trees good for environment," replied Cookie Monster.
(End Music)
(Insert "Kirby, Right Back at Ya Theme, Instrumental")
Fifi walked up to the next competitor. He had a pink, spherical, body with small stubby arms and large red feet. His eyes were a distinctive oval shape and were white (eye shine) at the top, black in the center and dark blue on the bottom with rosy cheek-blushes near his eyes. "Ziss ees Keerby, ze lahcahl hero of Dreamlahnd, of ze plahnet Pahpstahr. He hahs ze ahbeelity to eenhahle food ahnd even enemies lahrgair zan heemself weeth hees vahcuum breath ahnd speet zem out ahs ahmmo or tahke on ze prahperties ov whaht he swahllows," said Fifi. Footage of Kirby doing exactly that played.
(End Music)
There was also a dinosaur-like creature with a large round nose, a row of orange spines along his head, orange shoes, and a saddle-shaped shell on his back. "We ahlso hahve Yoshi frahm ze Mushroom Keengdahm. He ees Mahrio's faithful cahmpahnion een hees quests to defend ze keengdahm frahm ze eveel Bowsair. He cahn eat enemies ahnd lay zem ahs eggs zat cahn hahtch eento items Mahrio cahn use or use ze eggs ahs throweeng objects," said Fifi. Yoshi waved hello to the audience. The next two contestants were also Pokémon of the same evolutionary line. First was a round, green, amorphous Pokémon. It had a black diamond marking on its back and a yellow feather-like adornment on its head. A female had a shorter feather than a male. This one was male. Its face consisted of puckered lips and slanted eyes that were usually closed. It had two stubby appendages that were the same shape as its lips. It swallowed anything of its own size whole, since its stomach comprised most of its body. Its heart and brain were very small in comparison to its stomach. Its evolution was a tall, purple, amorphous Pokémon. It had red, beady eyes and yellow whiskers. A female Swalot had shorter whiskers than a male. It had puckered lips and can fit an automobile tire in its mouth. Its hands had three fingers. It had a single row of black rhombi running across its midsection, and can expand and contract its body at will. The Pokémon Trainer that owned the two was a girl.
"We ahlso hahve two mahre Pahkémahn entereeng ze cahmpeteetion. Ziss time, eet's a Gulpeen ahnd eets evahlved fahrm, a Swahlaht. Ze uneeque stahmahch ahceed eet hahs ahllows eet to digest ahlmahst ahnytheeng. When eet ees digesteeng, vile, overpowereeng gahses ahre expelled. Swahlaht hahs a bahdy zat cahn expahnd ahnd cahntrahct aht will, ahnd cahn swahllow ahnytheeng whahle. Eet cahvers prey ahnd oppahnents weeth powerful poisahn. Bahth Pahkémahn cahn swahllow ahnytheeng lahrgair zan zemselves," said Fifi.
"Why is why I think either of my two Pokémon are going to win," said the girl Trainer. After introducing the other competitors, the elimination rounds were now underway.
"And so, let's check up on our competitors as they face each other in the elimination rounds," said Babs.
"Let's take a look as Homer Simpson and his first opponent in the tournament compete in a doughnut eating contest. The goal is to eat as many doughnuts in three minutes. The one who has eaten the most doughnuts wins this round," said Buster. Homer and his opponent each stood next to a large platter of doughnuts on their sides of the stage. Fifi stood on the stage holding a start up gun. Fifi counted down in French.
"Trois . . . deux . . . un . . . ," said Fifi. She then fired the gun. "Eat!" said Fifi. Homer and his foe started to gobble up their doughnuts.
"Homer has a head start! He's already devoured five doughnuts in less than 15 seconds! His competitor has only eaten two doughnuts! Mr. Simpson eats fast when it comes to doughnuts," said Buster. He turned to Babs. "What's going on the other bracket?" asked Buster.
"Cookie Monster is participating in a cookie eating contest with another hungry competitor. Much like Homer, he's a speedy eater," said Babs.
"Om nom nom nom nom!" cried Cookie Monster as he eat the cookies.
"Cookie Monster's eaten about twenty cookies. While his opponent has only eat half the amount Cookie Monster has," said Babs.
"Wow. He isn't really putting that much effort," said Buster, shaking his head.
"Fifi La Fume, repahrteeng frahm ze food only end ov ze stahge. We're down to ze finahl meenute ov ze doughnut eateeng cahntest. Ahlready, Hahmair Seempsahn hahs devoured mahst of ze doughnuts on hees plahttair. Hees oppahnent hahs only eateeng hahlf ov ze doughnuts on hees side of ze field. Cahn he speed up ahnd cahtch up weeth hahmair? Let's see," said Fifi. Homer continued to devour the doughnuts in front of him. There were three doughnuts left and thirty seconds left on the clock. He grabbed all three and stuffed his mouth with all three of them. Pieces of chewed up doughnuts were sent flying as he munched them. "Dix . . . neuf . . . huit . . . sept . . . six . . . cinq . . . quatre . . . twah . . . deux . . . un . . . zéro! Hahmair Seempsahn hahs devoured ahll of hees doughnuts! Hahmair Seempsahn ees ze weennair of ze doughnut eateeng cahntest ahnd will prahceed to ze next round!" cried Fifi. Homer let out a loud belch before letting out a "Woo-hoo!"
"U.S.A.! U.S.A.! U.S.A.! U.S.A.!" chanted Homer.
"Now let's see how Cookie Mahnstair ees doing," said Fifi. She walked to the part of the stage where the cookie eating contest was. "Ooh la la! Cookie Mahnstair ees leaveeng no cookie unturned! He's eateeng ze lahst of ze cookies!" cried Fifi. After Cookie Monster crunched up the cookies, he then grabbed the plate and began to bite at it.
"Sahcrebleu! He's now devoureeng ze plahte!" cried Fifi. Cookie Monster crunched the plate to pieces.
"Ahnd Cookie Mahnstair ees ze weennair ov ze cookie eateeng cahntest! He prahceeds to ze next round!" said Fifi.
"Cowabunga!" said Cookie Monster. Everybody cheered loudly.
"Let's see how the other contestants are doing," said Buster. As he speaking, footage of the various competitors played.
"It looks like both Gulpin and Swalot have cleared the elimination round. Garfield has cleared the lasagna eating contest with no problem. Munchlax and Snorlax will be moving onto the next round. Hamton and Pudgy Pig have pigged out onto the next round too. And so has Lickylicky. Kirby has won his first round thanks to that vacuum breath of his. Taz is also moving to the next round as well. And Yoshi is moving onto the next part of the competition too," said Buster.
"Right now, Wakko is about to face off against Lickitung in the elimination round. This contest is to see how much they can eat until one of them quits," said Babs. Wakko and Lickitung stood in front of humongous piles of food.
"Trois . . . deux . . . un . . . ," said Fifi. She then fired the starting gun. "Eat!" said Fifi. Wakko and Lickitung then began to devour the food piles in front of them.
"Lickitung uses its tongue to scoop up whatever food it eats. Wakko on the other hand is just eating the food by scooping it into his mouth with his hands. Wakko seems to have a head start, but Lickitung is taking his time. Wakko has devoured the first pile and is moving onto the second pile. Lickitung is halfway done with the first pile. Wakko has finished both piles two and three. Lickitung has finished the first pile and is onto the second one. Uh-oh. It looks like Lickitung is a bit on the green side. Wakko is now onto the fourth. Oh! It looks like Lickitung is running off the stage to go hurl!" cried Babs. Almost immediately after saying that, everybody could hear the sound of Lickitung hurling. They cringed at the sound of what was happening off stage.
"I guess that means Wakko is the winner," said Buster. The audience then began to cheer for Wakko.
"Let's see what Dizzy Devil is going to do. Back to you, Fifi," said Babs.
"Fifi La Fume here. Right now, Deezzy Deveel ees going to pahrteecipahte ahgainst ahnahthair speedy eatair een a cahntest to see who'll eat ze entire food pile een one meenute. On your mahrks . . . get set . . . ," said Fifi. She fired the starting gun again. "Eat!" said Fifi. Dizzy Devil and his competitor began to devour the huge pile of food in front of them as the one minute timer was counting down. The two were eating as fast as they could. Everybody watched anxiously to see who will finish the food pile within one minute. It was thirty seconds and Dizzy has eaten half of the pile, while his competitor had almost eating half of the pile. Fifteen seconds and Dizzy was almost finished. "Dix . . . neuf . . . huit . . . sept . . . six . . . cinq . . . quatre . . . twah . . . deux . . . un . . . zéro! Deezzy Deveel hahs fineeshed eateeng ze food pile weetheen a meenute! Deezzy Deveel will now prahceed to ze next round!" said Fifi. The crowd cheered wildly. At the end of the day, the elimination rounds were all finished. Right now, the students of Acme Looniversity were gathered at the hotel room they were staying at.
"You were great, Hamton and Dizzy. You both made it past the elimination round," said Buster.
"So who are you going to be up against?" asked Plucky.
"Me going up against Gulpin," said Dizzy.
"I'm going against one random competitor," said Hamton.
"Keep up ze good wahrk, Hahmtahn," said Anais.
"I believe een you," said Fifi. She then kissed Hamton on the cheek, leaving a red kiss. Hamton's eyes turned into red hearts and he sighed, before fainting. Fifi just giggled at Hamton's reaction. The next day, it was time for the next set of rounds.
"Welcome back to the Acme Acres stadium where day 2 of the Hungry Games tournament is going to take place today," said Babs.
"The first match we're going to do today is between Dizzy Devil and Gulpin. Fifi, would you care to explain what the goal for this match is going to be?" asked Buster.
"Oui. Ziss time, Deezzy ahnd Gulpeen ahre going to eat stuff frahm zese two huge piles ov scrahp frahm my fahrmair hahme ov ze Ahcme Ahcres Junkyard you see behind me," said Fifi. She stepped aside to reveal the two large scrap piles. "Een one of zese piles, we heed a bahmb eenside one ov ze items on one ov ze piles. Whoevair eats ze bahmb first lahses. So cahmpeteetahrs, mahke sure you dahn't eat ze bahmb. Zere ees no time leemit fahr ziss round too," said Fifi. Dizzy looked anxious upon hearing that. "Trois . . . deux . . . un . . . ," said Fifi. She then fired the starting gun. "Eat!" cried Fifi. Dizzy and Gulpin leapt onto to the top of the pile and began to eat the scrap.
"Both competitors are starting to eat their scrap piles. Dizzy first devours a tire. Gulpin is swallowing a piece of a broken washing machine. Our green Pokémon competitor is now eating up what appears to be a box containing really bad video games such as E.T. Atari and Superman 64. Dizzy is now devouring an entire tractor. Gulpin is gulping down a broken parking meter. Now Dizzy is gobbling up a box containing copies of some Teen Titans Go! DVDs somebody threw out!" said Buster. Dizzy and Gulpin continued to devour whatever random pieces of trash they could find. They ate stuff like broken beds, trashed trucks, crushed cars, smashed stools and even broken plane pieces. Then, at one point, Gulpin swallowed an old safe, whole. A few seconds after it swallowed the safe, there was an explosion in Gulpin's stomach, which caused it to bulge temporarily. The green Pokémon then coughed up smoke before fainting with dizzy eves.
"Eet looks like Gulpeen hahs eaten ze bahmb! So ze weennair ov ziss round ees Deezzy Deveel!" said Fifi. The crowd cheered wildly for Dizzy Devil.
"Thank you! Thank you!" said Dizzy.
"Rats. No matter. I still have Swalot," said Gulpin's Trainer.
"Homer Simpson's beaten his next opponent and will proceed to the next round. The Cookie Monster has chomped his way through the furniture eating contest too," said Buster. Footage of Cookie Monster eating furniture played. Whenever he chomped up a piece of furniture, pieces of wood, metal, fabric or plastic were sent flying.
"Garfield is moving onto the next round as well, where he will face Homer. And so is Hamton Pig. Kirby has cleared his next round too," said Babs.
"And now, let's see the contest between Snorlax and Lickylicky," said Buster.
"Okay, cahmpeteetahrs. Fahr ziss round, you two ahre going to be doing a pie eateeng cahntest. But eenstead of eateeng a certain numbair of pies, you two ahre going to be eateeng zese two huge mixed fruit pies," explained Fifi. She stepped aside to reveal two huge dishes of whole pies. Each dish was the size of a large pool.
"Zese pies were bahked weeth vahrious berries expahrted frahm vahrious Pahkémahn regions. So fahr ziss cahntest, whoevair eats zeir pie whahle first weens. But wahtch out fahr ze supair speecy tahmato berry or you're prahgress will be slowed down a beet. But dahn't wahrry, we set up a pool on bahth sides of ze ahrena. You two sink you cahn do eet?" asked Fifi.
"Licky," said Lickylicky.
"Snorlax," said Snorlax.
"Prepare to lose," said Lickylicky's Trainer.
"I think you got that backwards," said Snorlax's Trainer.
"Trois . . . deux . . . un . . . ," said Fifi. She then fired the starting gun. "Eat!" cried Fifi. Both gluttonous Pokémon then began to scarf up the large pies.
"Snorlax rips out a chunk with his bare hands and he devours it whole! Lickylicky uses it tongue to get a piece from its pie. It reels it and gobbles it up! Both Pokémon are doing well so far. But wait, what's this?" asked Buster. He noticed Lickylicky's head was starting to turn red. Suddenly, flames erupted from Lickylicky's mouth. "Ooh! It looks like Lickylicky's eaten the tamato berry pie!" cried Buster. Lickylicky screamed as it began to run toward the little pool to cool his mouth. It dipped his head in the water. As a result of eating the tamato berry, Lickylicky was left with swollen lips.
"Ugh. That's what happens when you eat a tamato berry," said Babs.
"Snahrlahx ees ahhead of Leeckyleecky ahnd hahs ahlready eaten hahlf of ze pie. Leeckyleecky will hahve to speed up eets eateeng prahgress eef eet's going to cahtch up weeth Snahrlahx," said Fifi. As the two Pokémon were eating, suddenly, Snorlax ate the tomato berry that was in its pie and its mouth was set on fire. "Sahcrebleu! Snahrlahx hahs beetten eento ze tahmato een eets pie!" cried Fifi. Snorlax gulped up the water in the pool, cooling its mouth. Its lips were swollen too.
"It seems to do to Snorlax's spicy experience, its giving Lickylicky time to catch up with Snorlax," said Buster.
"The two Pokémon are nearly done eating the pies. It's going to be a close call for whoever finishes up!" said Babs. Suddenly, Snorlax scooped up the last of the big pie and ate it up in one bite. "And Snorlax has finished up the pie, making him the winner of this round!" cried Babs. The crowd went wild again.
"Darn it!" said Lickylicky's Trainer.
"Alright! Wait to go, Snorlax!" said Snorlax's Trainer.
"Snorlax!" said Snorlax.
"Wakko is also moving on to the next round too. Taz will be proceeded to the next set of rounds too along with Yoshi. Swalot's beaten his opponent and will face Yoshi tomorrow. The Pudgy Pig and Muchlax have beaten their opponents and will face off against each other tomorrow. The winners of the other contests proceed too. That's all for now today. But tune in tomorrow for the next round," said Babs. At the reception area, Dizzy and Hamton's friends met up with the two.
"Way to go, Hamton and Dizzy!" said Shirley.
"You two were great!" said Gogo. Plucky said nothing about Hamton for some reason.
"So, who are we going to face tomorrow?" asked Hamton.
"Let's take a look at the brackets and see," said Babs. Hamton saw his photo and saw the photo of his opponent. It was Snorlax.
"Uh-oh. It looks like I'm up against Snorlax," said Hamton.
"Just do your best, Hahmtahn," said Fifi.
"Who is Dizzy up against?" asked Dizzy. Dizzy saw who was next to his photo. It was Kirby.
"It looks like you're up against Kirby. You should be careful since he can suck up his food with his vacuum breath," said Plucky.
"Me will beat Kirby!" said Dizzy, with determination. The next day, was the third day of the Hungry Games.
"Welcahme, welcahme, welcahme to ze Hungry Gahmes, live aht Ahcme Ahcres Stahdium! We'll stahrt sings off tahday weeth ahn eateeng cahntest between Hahmair J. Seempsahn ahnd Gahrfield ze Caht!" said Fifi. Everybody cheered as Homer Simpson and Garfield stepped onto the stadium.
"In this challenge, you two are going to eat as many full course meals as you can. Each full course meal adds a point to your score. Whoever gets the most points wins!" said Babs.
"This should be easy," said Garfield. Homer for some reason was unsure.
"Trois . . . deux . . . un . . . ," said Fifi. She then fired the starting gun. "Eat!" cried Fifi. Homer and Garfield then dashed for their sides of the stage.
"Garfield starts things off by eating the lasagna of course. Homer is devouring a rib-wich," said Babs. The Rib-wich was a sandwich with barbecued ribs.
"Oh, how I missed the taste of this sandwich!" said Homer happily. And he finished eating the rib-wich.
"Garfield is now starting on the side salad that came with the lasagna. But what's this? It looks like Homer's avoiding the salad. And instead, he's eating up a whole plate of hog dogs. Garfield's getting a lot of points from eating all the food on his side of the arena. But unfortunately, it seems Homer is avoiding everything that has vegetables or fruits. And that's costing him points," said Buster.
"What a picky eater," said Babs. Homer also picked out any vegetables that were in certain foods. He was so busy eating and picking that he hadn't noticed that he wasn't getting any points at all.
Very soon, Garfield had finished eating up all the food. He let out a loud, satisfied burp. As for Homer, he eat everything but the fruits and vegetables.
"Ahnd ze weennair ees . . . Gahrfield!" said Fifi.
"WHAT?!" asked Homer. "Homer, technically, you were supposed to eat everything, including the fruits and vegetables," said Buster.
"But broccoli is the deadliest plant on the planet! It tries to warn you with its color and taste!" said Homer.
"Who told you?" asked Babs.
"Dr. Hibbert," said Homer. Everybody turned to Dr. Hibbert, who was in the audience.
"I said no such thing," said Dr. Hibbert.
"Yes you did!" cried Homer.
"Only in your nightmare!" sad Marge, Homer's wife.
"But it felt so real!" cried Homer. Just then, Arnold the Pitbull appeared, dressed as a security guard.
"Since you are ewiminated from der competition, I'm going to hafe to escort you out," said Arnold.
"Doh!" cried Homer. Arnold then dragged Homer away.
"And so, Garfield will move onto the quarterfinals!" said Buster.
"What's happening with the other competitors so far?" asked Babs.
"Well, let's take a look," said Buster. He looked at the tournament bracket. "It looks like Wakko has been eliminated from the tournament by our mystery competitor. Cookie Monster has won the challenge of eating the most inedible objects. So he's in the quarterfinals too," said Buster. Footage of Cookie Monster devouring a lot of inedible objects played. Taz is proceeding too. "Okay, for our next match, it'll be Hamton vs. Snorlax," said Buster. Hamton prepared to face off against Snorlax. "For this contest, it's a basic eat as much as you can until one of them one quits first," said Buster.
"Trois . . . deux . . . un . . . ," said Fifi. She then fired the starting gun. "Eat!" cried Fifi. Hamton and Snorlax began to devour their food. Snorlax was helping himself to big helpings of the food he was eating. Hamton was eating as fast as he could, but he was having trouble keeping up with Snorlax. The two ate and ate and ate for almost ten minutes. By the time ten minutes passed, Snorlax was still eating with no signs of feeling full. Unfortunately, the same couldn't be said about Hamton. He was getting as full as a gas tank of a car. He reached out for another bite of a chicken wing. But suddenly, he collapsed to the ground.
"Hahmtahn ees unahble to tahke ahnahthair bite! Ze weennair ees Snahrlahx!" said Fifi. Everybody began to cheer for the winner.
"Good job, Snorlax. Now take a deserved rest until tomorrow's round," said Snorlax's Trainer. He returned Snorlax to its Poké Ball. Hamton sighed in disappointment.
"I guess I couldn't compete with that 1,000 pound eating machine," said Hamton.
"Well, Snorlax sure dazzled us with its win. Let's check up on its pre-evolved form, Munchlax," said Buster. Munchlax was about to face off against the Pudgy Pig.
"In this round, they're going to eat as much food within a time limit. Three minutes to be precise. There are several food stands on their sides of the field. Whoever eats from the most stands wins," said Babs.
"You two ready?" asked Fifi.
"Munchlax!" said Munchlax.
"I'm ready!" said Pudgy Pig.
"Trois . . . deux . . . un . . . ," said Fifi. She then fired the starting gun. "Eat!" cried Fifi.
The two ran to the first stands and began to devour the food sitting there. The Pudgy Pig was a very speedy eater. Not to mention, it made messes wherever it ate. Munchlax had a hard time keeping up with his pig opponent. Half of the timer passed and the Pudgy Pig ate from a lot of the food stands. Munchlax only ate from half of the food stands the Pudgy Pig ate. The Pudgy Pig was now eating from a mock popcorn cart. He used his alien strength to lift the cart and popcorn poured into his mouth. Some of it spilled on the ground. Munchlax jumped into a hot dog cart and began to devour the hot dogs inside of the cart. Very soon, the timer ran out.
"Time's up! Now to do counting," said Buster.
"Okay. Let's see, ze Pudgy Peeg ahte frahm a tahtahl of sirty food stahnds. Munchlahx ahte frahm nineteen. Ze weennair ees . . . ze Pudgy Peeg!" said Fifi. Everybody began to cheer.
"Oh yeah! I'm the top pig of this round!" said the Pudgy Pig. Snorlax & Munchlax's Trainer wasn't too concerned.
"It's up to Snorlax," said his Trainer.
"So next round, will be Yoshi vs. Swahlaht. Fahr ziss round, zey hahve to eat ahs mahny Goombahs ahnd Koopahs een three meenutes. Yoshi's points will easy to trahck seence he lays hees eaten enemies ahs eggs. but I'll keep a clahse eye on how mahny enemies Swahlaht eats," said Fifi. Shirley got ready to release the Goombas and Koopas from their pen. "Trois . . . deux . . . un . . . ," said Fifi. She then fired the starting gun. "Eat!" cried Fifi.
(Insert "Basic Level Music 2" from Super Mario World)
Shirley released the Goombas and Koopas from their holding pen. They began to run around in circles. Yoshi quickly used his tongue to scoop up a Goomba and Koopa. Whenever he swallowed them, he would lay them as an egg. Shirley would put the eggs into a large bin. Swalot would use its hands to scoop up a Koopa or Goomba into its mouth and swallow them whole. However, it was slow in terms of eating. Yoshi was eating and laying eggs as fast as he could. Swalot had a harder time trying to eat the Goombas since it was slow and the Goombas were running around everywhere on stage. Very soon, the alarm buzzed to show that three minute timer was up.
(End Music)
"Okay. Let's see the results," said Buster.
"So, Yoshi has eaten up fifty Goombas and turned them into eggs. Swalot has only eaten about twenty. The winner is . . . Yoshi!" said Babs. Yoshi let out a victory cheer. The crowd cheered too. "So now, our next contest will be Dizzy Devil vs. Kirby. Fifi, care to explain the rules of this contest?" asked Babs.
"Oui. Okay, cahntestahnts. Ze objection ov ziss cahntest ees to eat zese piles ov foods on your sides of ze field weethout useeng your special ahbeelities. Whoevair eats ahll zeir piles on ze side of ze field, weens. But eef ahny ov you use your special ahbeelities, you're deesqualeefied ahnd ze one who doesn't use zeir ahbeelity weens. Meaneeng, Deezzy, you cahn't use your tahrnahdo ahbeelity. Ahnd Keerby, you're fahrbeedden frahm useeng your vahcuum breath. Do you two understahnd?"" asked Fifi. The two nodded, but were uneasy about eating without using their abilities to help them. "Begeen!" said Fifi. Both Dizzy and Kirby went to their first food piles. The two then began to wolf down on the food as fast as they could.
"Our contestants are starting on their first food piles and are doing well," said Buster. The two contestants continued to devour food pile after food pile. It looked like Dizzy Devil was winning the contest. Kirby was a couple of food piles behind since he couldn't use his vacuum breath.
"It looks like Dizzy's about to reach his last two food piles! But Kirby is having a hard time catching up!" said Babs. But suddenly, Kirby panicked and unleashed his vacuum breath to suck up the rest of the food.
"Le oops! Looks like Keerby's used hees vahcuum breath. Seence he used hees vahcuum breath, he's deesqualeefied frahm ze Hungry Gahmes. So zat mahkes Deezzy Deveel ze weennair by default," said Fifi. The crowd cheered for Dizzy Devil.
"Oh yeah!" said Dizzy. Kirby slumped to his feet in defeat and disappointment. All the students gathered back at the hotel they were staying at.
"Wow. Like, I didn't think you were going to beat Kirby. But you did," said Shirley.
"Congrats, Dizzy," said Plucky. Hamton was still feeling depressed about how he lost to Snorlax.
"Whaht ees ze mahttair, Hahmtahn?" asked Fifi.
"I'm still can't believe I lost to Snorlax. I was hoping to reach the final round," said Hamton.
"Cheair up, mahn petite bahcahn of beets. Zere's ahlways next year. Whaht mahtters ees zat you deed your best," said Fifi. She then kissed Hamton on the cheek, leaving a red kiss mark. Hamton blushed and sighed.
"So, Dizzy, who's your next opponent?" asked Fowlmouth.
"Me going to face Cookie Monster," said Dizzy.
"He's going to be tough to beat. He'll eat anything that isn't food just like you and Taz. He's an eating machine whose appetite knows no limits," said Buster. Later that night, Arnold the Pit Bull was doing his nightly patrol of the stadium. As he patrolled the halls using his flashlight, he heard the noise of a dish breaking.
"Zat sounded like it came from der kitchen," said Arnold. He ran as fast as his muscular legs could carry him. The large pit bull burst into the large kitchen of the stadium. He began to look around for any sign of whoever might've snuck into the kitchen. As he looked around, Arnold heard a loud belch. He turned out and pointed his flashlight to where he heard the burp. He saw it came from the cabinet. And there inside the cabinet was Garfield the cat. He was eating some of the food that was meant for the quarterfinals tomorrow. And he looked more fat than he usually is since he was eating a lot just now. The fat cat's eyes widened when he saw he was caught. "Uh-oh," said Garfield. "Vhat do you sink you're doing, pussycat?! Zat food is for der competition! No eating aht der stadium in betveen rounds!" said Arnold. Garfield tried to run, but all that extra weight prevented him from running his normal speed. Arnold then grabbed Garfield by the tail. "I'm ahfraid I'm going to hafe to report you to der Hungry Hames committee," said Arnold. Garfield paled knowing what was in store for him. The next day, it was time for the quarterfinals. Buster was going to make an announcement.
"Ladies and gentletoons. Last night, Garfield was caught trying to snack on the food that was meant for the quarterfinals. As a result, he's disqualified, making his intended next opponent, Snorlax the winner by default," said Buster. Garfield's owner, Jon Arbuckle shook his head and face palmed.
"Ugh . . . Garfield. Can't you for once, keep your appetite under control?" groaned Jon.
"So, for the next round, will be Dizzy Devil vs. Cookie Monster!" said Babs. Everybody cheered as the two competitors stepped onto the field.
"Thank you. Thank you," said Cookie Monster.
"Okay. Fahr ziss round, you two ahre each going to devour zese huge cookies zat we bahked fahr ziss cahmpeteetion," said Fifi. Some bakers wheeled in two chocolate chip cookies that were the size of a giant trampoline. "Whoevair fineeshes eateeng zeir cookie first weens ahnd prahceeds to ze semi-finahls. Deezzy, to mahke ziss a fair cahmpeteetion, you're fahrbeedden frahm useeng your tahrnahdo ahbeelity," said Fifi.
"Okay," said Dizzy.
"Me will win this easily," bragged Cookie Monster. Dizzy and Cookie Monster each stood near the cookie they were going to eat.
"Trois . . . deux . . . un . . . ," said Fifi. She then fired the starting gun. "Eat!" cried Fifi. Both Dizzy and Cookie Monster started to devour their large cookie.
"Both competitors are starting to devour their cookies. Cookie Monster has a head start, but Dizzy is putting some effort into catching up to his opponent," said Buster.
"Dizzy is starting to bit off big chunks from his cookie. Cookie Monster's eaten an entire chocolate chip in one bite!" cried Babs. Everybody gasped in amazement when they saw the blue furry monster devour the chocolate chip, which was the size of a basketball. Crumbs were sent flying everywhere as the two chomped on the cookie. They were on the floor and the competitors. Also their mouthes were stained with chocolate from the chocolate chips. "We're at the halfway point! Both competitors have eaten half of their cookies! Now let's see who can fully eat their giant cookies first!" said Babs. Dizzy devoured one of the giant chocolate chips with no mercy. Cookie Monster ripped off a large cookie chunk with his mouth and crunched it up, spilling crumbs. The audience watched in suspense, wondering who will finish first. About a minute or two passed until finally, Dizzy devoured his cookie entirely first.
"And the winner is . . . DIZZY DEVIL!" cried Buster. The whole crowed went wild.
"Aw nuts," said Cookie Monster, slumping onto his butt.
"So now, Deezzy Deveel will prahceed to ze semeefinahls," said Fifi.
"And now, we'll see our next round. This time, it'll be Taz vs. Yoshi. For this competition, the two are going to devour entire course meals, without using their abilities. You win by eating everything on the platters or if one of them can't eat anymore. Whoever wins will proceed to the semifinals," said Buster.
"Trois . . . deux . . . un . . . ," said Fifi. She then fired the starting gun. "Eat!" cried Fifi. The Tasmanian Devil and Yoshi started to devour their first set of platters. They didn't use any silverware of course since this was a speed competition. The two big eaters were eating without stopping. Dizzy also ate the dishes too. At one point, Yoshi started to look more green than he usually was. Suddenly, he covered his mouth and started running off stage. "Sacrebleu! Eet looks like Yoshi hahs run off stahge to how you say, puke," said Fifi. And right on cue, everybody heard the sound of Yoshi puking.
"I guess that makes Dizzy Devil's the winner," said Babs. Everybody cheered for Taz.
"Thank you, thank you," said Taz.
"And now, for the final round in the quarter finals. We will see the Pudgy Pig go against a competitor who's really stormed through the Hungry Games," said Buster. Stepping onto the stage was somebody who looked human, but he was really a type of alien called a Saiyan. He was 5' 9" tall and weighed 136 lbs. He had spiky black hair and black eyes. He wore an orange martial arts gi with a dark blue undershirt, blue wristbands, a pair of dark blue boots with a yellow border and red laces and a blue sash-style obi. "Pudgy Pig's opponent is the famous Saiyan, Goku!" said Buster. Everybody began to cheer loudly for him as he appeared.
"Thank you. Thank you," said Goku.
"Saiyans are well known for having huge appetites. They eat a lot of food. But since they train in martial arts a lot, they burn off all of that weight quickly," said Babs. Among some of the spectators at the Hungry Games arena were some of Goku's friends and family. First were his two sons; Gohan & Gohan. Gohan was married to a blond woman named Erasa and had a daughter named Pan, who had her mother's hair. Goku's wife, Chi-Chi wasn't present cause they were divorced. There was also Goku's biggest rival; Vegeta along with his wife, Bulma and their children; Trunks and Bulla. Also present were Piccolo, Krillin & his wife, Android 18 & their daughter, Marron and Master Roshi.
"I still can't believe that your species are such big eaters," said Erasa.
"Dad's probably going to win this round hands down since he already won the previous rounds," said Goten.
"You think?" asked Vegeta.
"Gahku, Pudgy Peeg, fahr ziss round, you ahre going to eat ahs mahny plahtters ahs food ahs you cahn. But here ees ze tweest. We've heedden ze speeciest peppair een ze wahrld. Ze merciless Peppair of Quetzahlacahtenahngo, or cahmmonly known ahs ze Guatemahlan Eensahneety Peppair. Whoevair eats ze peppair first, lahses," said Fifi. Both competitors' eyes widened since they knew the pepper was in there, somewhere. "Trois . . . deux . . . un . . . ," said Fifi. She then fired the starting gun. "Eat!" cried Fifi. Upon hearing the gunfire, Goku and the Pudgy Pig grabbed their first platters and started eating. The Pudgy Pig was more of a messy eater than Goku was. He left a lot of crumbs and sauce all over himself and the floor. Although Goku was a speedy eater, he didn't really leave messes.
"Both Goku and the Pudgy Pig are eating at the same pace. So far, none of them have eaten that hot pepper yet," said Buster.
"It's looking good so far," said Babs. Goku had finished eating his thirtieth platter.
"It's not too late to surrender," said Goku.
"Yeah right. I'm just getting warmed up," sneered the Pudgy Pig. The two competitors resumed eating. Very soon, they reached their fiftieth platter. As Pudgy Pig was eating a beef pie, his face started to turn red. He also began to sweat and his eyes started to water.
"Uh-oh. Looks like sahmetheeng's hahppeneeng weeth ze Pudgy Peeg," said Fifi. Suddenly, the Pudgy Pig screamed as flames shot out of his mouth.
"Holy smokes! It looks like the Pudgy Pig's eaten the insanity pepper!" cried Buster. The Pudgy Pig started to run around like crazy.
"Milk! I need milk!" cried the Pudgy Pig. He then grabbed a big bucket of milk and gulped it down. He let out a sigh of relief.
"The Pudgy Pig has eaten the insanity pepper! The winner of this match is Goku!" said Babs. Everybody cheered loudly. His friends and family cheered the loudest.
"Way to go, dad!" said Gohan.
"Congrats!" said Bulma.
"Yeah!" said Goku.
"Phooey," said the Pudgy Pig.
After the matches, the toons were looking over who was going to face who in the semifinals tomorrow.
"Eet looks like Gahku ees going up ahgainst Snahrlahx tahmorrow," said Anais.
"I wonder who's going to win?" asked Plucky.
"Whom is Dizzy facing?" asked Dizzy as he looked over. But then, Dizzy let out a gasp. He saw his opponent was going to be his own mentor, Taz.
"Me up against Professor Taz!" cried Dizzy, clutching his head. Taz happened to be nearby. He was just as surprised too. He turned to Dizzy.
"Now you see if student can surpass the master," said Taz.
Goku was talking to his friends and family.
"Congratulations, dad. You're already close to the final round," said Gohan.
"Thanks, Gohan. I wish Chi-Chi and I hadn't divorced. She's missing all the fun," said Goku.
"I know you feel bad about divorcing, but it was the only way to prevent her from holding me back from becoming a fighter as strong as you," said Gohan.
"Yeah. It wasn't fair that mother was training me and not big brother," said Goten.
"Her hypocrisy was bad," said Piccolo. At that moment, Master Roshi spotted Bimbette Skunk, who was also one of the spectators. Roshi was really a pervert and he began to drool at the sight of how sexy she was. Not to mention his nostrils were dripping with blood. He giggled a perverted giggle. He crept quietly behind the pink skunkette. Roshi then squeezed one of her butt cheeks. Bimbette yelped and in her defense, sprayed Roshi with her skunk stink. Roshi's eyes widened when he got a good smell of Bimbette's odor. He screamed due to how stinky it was. Everybody saw what had just happened. Roshi fainted due to Bimbette's smell.
"Serves you right, you dirty old man! Hmph!" said Bimbette. And she walked away. The toons went back to the hotel they were staying at. Dizzy was nervous about facing his own mentor in tomorrow's hungry game match.
"Something the matter, Diz?" asked Babs.
"Me don't know if Dizzy can beat Professor Taz. Professor Taz have more experience eating," said Dizzy.
"Don't worry, Dizzy. We're here for ya," said Buster.
"We know you can surpass the master," said Plucky.
"Oui," said Fifi & Anais.
"Beep beep," said Little Beeper. The next day, everybody was gathered at the stadium again.
"Welcome back to the Hungry Games! Today, we will do the semi-finals! First round in the semi-finals is a match we didn't think was going to happen, but is going to happen! The match is between last year's champion, Taz the Tasmanian Devil and his protégé; Dizzy Devil!" said Babs. Everybody cheered as the two Tasmanian Devils stepped onto the stage.
"You can do it, Dizzy!" called Mitzi from the audience. Hearing Mitzi cheer him on made Dizzy feel more confident.
"Your match today will be a contest to eat as many food piles and non food piles within a ten time limit. Whoever eats the most piles wins. And since you're both Tasmanian Devils, you can go wild with your tornado ability," said Buster. He showed the two contestants the large piles they were going to gobble up. Some of them consisted of just food. Others were made up of stuff that was food. But some were a mixture of both.
"Sahme of ze piles each hahve a bahmb heedden eenside. Eef one ov you eats one, eet'll slow down your prahgress. So be cahreful. Ahlright, tahke your pahseetions on your sides of ze field," said Fifi. The two contests did just that. "Trois . . . deux . . . un . . . ," said Fifi. She then fired the starting gun. "Eat!" cried Fifi. The five minute timer began to count down and both Taz and Dizzy began to spin around like tornados. They began to head toward the food piles.
"Both Taz and Dizzy are starting to eat their first food piles. And they've consumed them, leaving no crumbs or scraps. They're now each heading to their second piles!" said Buster. The two were eating their food piles like crazy. The cameras were able to keep track of how many food piles they ate so far. But after Taz ate one of his food piles, an explosion ignited inside his stomach, causing him to bloat briefly.
"Ooh! Looks like Taz has eaten a bomb!" said Babs.
"Pardon," said Taz as smoke came out of his mouth.
"Ze bahmb hahs caused Deezzy to get ahhead of hees mentahr!" cried Fifi. Dizzy began to eat more food piles on his side of the field. But then, Dizzy ate a bomb in one of the piles, which exploded in his stomach. "Eet looks like Deezzy's eaten a bahmb too! Now Tahz ees cahtcheeng up to heem!" cried Fifi. The two Tasmanian Devils continued to eat the food piles. And each time one of them ate a bomb, the other would catch up to him. One moment Dizzy would be ahead, another Taz would be. About four minutes had passed and now they were in the final stretch. At that moment, Taz ate another whole food pile. As he was chewing up what he ate, igniting in his stomach was not one, not two, but three explosions.
"Yikes! Look's like Taz has eaten a boom-kabob! That would really put a cramp in his progress!" cried Babs. And indeed it did. While Taz was recovering from the triple explosive meal, Dizzy was able to eat more food piles. And then, the timer buzzed, signaling the timer was up.
"And now, Fifi, could you care to show the results?" asked Buster.
"Oui. Okay, let's see. Tahz hahs eaten a tahtahl ov fifty-four food piles. Ahs fahr Deezzy, he hahs eaten . . . Ooh la la! Ninety food piles! Ze weennair ov ziss mahtch ees Deezzy Deveel! Deezzy Deveel ees going to mahve onto ze finahl round!" said Fifi. Everybody began to cheer loudly for the purple Tasmanian Devil.
"Alright! Yay!" said Dizzy. Taz approached his student.
"You have surpassed the master. Don't lose the competition," said Taz. Dizzy nodded.
"Okay. So now, for the second round in the semifinals; Snorlax vs. Goku," said Babs. Everybody cheered as the two competitors stepped onto the field. Goku waved to the audience.
"So, what are me and Snorlax supposed to do for this round?" asked Goku.
"For this round. You two are going to be eating one hundred platters of full course meals. Whoever eats all one hundred first wins. There is no time limit," said Buster.
"Good. I wouldn't have it any other way," said Goku, cracking his knuckles.
"Snorlax," said Snorlax.
"Trois . . . deux . . . un . . . ," said Fifi. She then fired the starting gun. "Eat!" cried Fifi. Both Goku and Snorlax began to eat their full course meals on their respective sides of the arena. Goku ate some of the food with silverware, but Snorlax didn't use any.
"Ze two cahmpeteetahrs ahre scahrfeeng up zeir full course meals, one by one! Ahlthough, Snahrlahx ees eateeng hees mahre messeely zen Gahku. But steell, zere's no telleeng who ees going to ween ziss, yet!" said Fifi.
"Come on, Goku! You can do this!" said Krillin.
"Don't let this monkey beat you, Snorlax!" said Snorlax's Trainer. One minute, it looked like Snorlax was ahead, another time, it would look like Goku was in the lead. The pace the round was going was keeping everybody in suspense. Very soon, Goku and Snorlax were down to their last ten platters.
"Here we are folks! Both Goku and Snorlax have to consume ten more platters. Whoever finishes their last ten courses first will win and move on to face Dizzy Devil in the final round!" said Babs.
"Goku is starting on his ninetieth plate. Snorlax is too! What's this! It looks like Goku is not using utensils this time since he knows he has to beat Snorlax! Goku's already eaten ninety-five, while Snorlax has consumed ninety-two! Now Goku has eaten ninety-six, ninety-seven, ninety-eight, ninety-nine . . . !" said Buster. Goku then finished eating his last one.
"ONE HUNDRED!" cried Goku. Everybody cheered loudly.
"Goku is the winner! He is now moving onto the final round!" cried Buster.
"Oh yeah!" said Goku. Snorlax slumped onto his big, fat butt in disappointment. Goku's friends and family were cheering too.
The final round was going to take place tomorrow in order to let the finalists stomach settle. Goku was wandering to meet his friends and family when he saw Dizzy and the students of Acme Looniversity.
"Hey there. You must be my final opponent tomorrow. I'm Goku," said Goku.
"Me Dizzy Devil. These friends," said Dizzy.
"We all go to a school called Acme Looniversity. I'm Buster Bunny," said Buster.
"And I'm Babs Bunny. No relation," said Babs.
"You can call me Plucky Duck," said Plucky.
"I'm Shirley the Loon," said Shirley.
"Hamton is my name. I was one of the competitors," said Hamton.
"I know," said Goku.
"Bahnjour. I'm Fifi La Fume," said Fifi.
"I'm hair mahthair, Fleur La Fume," said Fleur.
"I'm Ahnais ze Roadrunnair. Ahnd ziss ees my boyfriend, Leettle Beepair," said Anais.
"Meep meep," said Little Beeper.
"These guys are my friend and family. These are my two sons, Gohan and Goten. This is Gohan's Wife and my daughter in law, Erasa. And the one she's holding is their daughter, Pan. This is Vegeta along with his wife Bulma and their son, Trunks and their daughter, Bulla. And the others are Piccolo, Krillin & his wife; Android 18 and their daughter, Marron and Master Roshi," said Goku.
"Hello," said Bulma.
"Hey. Don't you have a wife too, Goku?" asked Babs.
"We divorced. We had a disagreement about our eldest son's future and we divorced," said Goku sadly.
"She was always trying to force me to be a scholar and marry a rich girl, whom I didn't like. So I declared that I find my own destiny and become a fighter like my father and marry a girl I do like, which was Erasa," said Gohan.
"I see," said Plucky. Master Roshi saw how beautiful Fleur La Fume was and began to laugh pervertedly.
"Now that's what I call a beauty!" said Roshi. He began to do the puff puff gesture at Fleur. Fleur knew that meant and got angry. Her tail curled up into a fist and she slammed it on Roshi with a loud POW! Her tail had smashed Roshi into the ground to the point that only the top part of his bald head was showing.
"Deerty old mahn!" grumbled Fleur.
"How come none of the women ever show respect for the elderly?!" complained Roshi.
"It's the perverted they don't show respect for. So cut it out and behave yourself," said Krillin.
The next day, it was time for the final round of the Hungry Games. The round between Dizzy Devil and Goku.
"Lahdies ahnd gentletoons. Tahday ees ze finahl day ov ze Hungry Gahmes! Please welcahme our two finahleests; Deezzy Deveel ov Ahcme Looniverseety ahnd Gahku!" said Fifi. Everybody clapped and cheered loudly as the two finalists stepped onto the stage.
"Thank you! Thank you!" said Dizzy.
"Hi everybody," said Goku, waving.
"Finalists, for this round, this is going to eat as much as you can round. There is no time limit and no special dangers to watch out for. You're also forbidden from using any special abilities too to make this a fair fight. Whoever can't eat no more first, loses. And the one still standing will be declared the winner and the champion of this year's Hungry Games," explained Buster.
"May the best biggest eater win!" said Babs.
"Trois . . . deux . . . un . . . ," said Fifi. She then fired the starting gun. "Eat!" cried Fifi. Both Dizzy and Goku then started to dig in on their food on their respective sides of the arena.
"Dizzy Devil and Goku have started to gobble up their gourmet meals! Since this is an all out eating contest, both competitors aren't using any eating utensils for this round!" said Babs. Dizzy Devil devoured a whole roasted turkey in one big gulp. Goku was surprised with this.
"Whoa! I better pick up the pace if I'm to beat this miniature eating machine!" said Goku. He then devoured a bowl of noodles. After devouring the noodles, he started to eat up the infamous old '96er steak. And he devoured it in seconds, something a normal person couldn't do.
"Ooh la la! Gahku's eaten ahn old '96air steak effahrtlessly! He may be ze first persahn to eat zat eenfahmous steak een zat speedy ahmount of time!"" said Fifi. The two competitors kept eating and the chefs kept bringing out more food. Neither one of the competitors showed any sign of stopping. By sunset, the two competitors were still eating. They had eaten over a thousand platters of food. And none of them still showed any sign of stopping. And they didn't show any signs of growing fat either for that matter.
"The two competitors are still eating and not stopping!" cried Babs.
"But what's this? It looks like the two are finally starting to slow down! But who will quit first?" asked Buster.
"Ready to call it quits?" asked Goku.
"Me no quitter!" said Dizzy defiantly.
"Suit yourself," said Goku. He then began to devour a large chicken leg. Dizzy was about to take another bite out of a large cake, when suddenly, he collapsed.
"Sacrebleu! Dizzy Devil has collapsed. He can't eat another bite!" cried Fifi.
"Then, the winner of this round . . . is Goku! That makes Goku the new champion!" cried Buster. Everybody began to cheer loudly for the Saiyan warrior.
"Wait to go, dad!" cried Gohan.
"You did it!" cried Goten. "Thank you, thank you!" said Goku. Goku turned to Dizzy Devil, who looked disappointed. "Cheer up, little guy. You actually were the one opponent who gave a challenge in this tournament. Besides, there's always next tournament," said Goku. Dizzy smiled as Goku helped him up. At the rewards ceremony, Goku was awarded the trophy. Dizzy also got a runner up trophy too. After the rewards ceremony, Dizzy was greeted by his fellow toon-sters.
"Dizzy, even though you didn't win, you did your best out there. That's all that matters," said Mitzi. She kissed Dizzy on the cheek, leaving a red kiss mark. Dizzy's eyes turned into red hearts and he melted into a puddle. Mitzi giggled. Buster grabbed Dizzy and shook him back to normal.
"Well, Diz. Guess you're going to have to train harder for when there's another Hungry Games tournament," said Buster.
"Yes. You should," said a voice. It was Goku. "You see, when I was younger, I entered the World Martial Arts Tournament a couple of times. I lost the first two times, both in the final rounds. But both loses motivated me to train even harder. But when I entered the third time, I finally won. Especially because a villain entered and I had to win, otherwise if I lose, the whole world would lose," said Goku.
"Who was the villain you fought?" asked Babs.
"It was me," said Piccolo.
"Huh?" asked everybody.
"But after the tournament, I reformed when we had to form a truce against a deadlier foe. Even afterwards, we finally became friends," said Piccolo.
"I see," said Plucky.
"So keep training. And who knows, we might face each other again," said Goku. "Yeah!" said Dizzy, clutching his fist. With new determination, Dizzy Devil was now going to work harder to win the Hungry Games next time. But for now, he need to rest his belly before eating again.
(Insert "Tiny Toon Adventures Ending Theme")
Gag Credits #1: Don't eat too much food in one day. The competitors in this cartoon were professionals.
Gag Credits #2: Today's episode is brought to you by the letter H for hungry, and the number 8.
Dizzy: Show Over!
(Dizzy eats everything on the screen.)
Sneak Peek
On the next episode of Fifi's New Tiny Toon Adventures, it's Fifi La Fume's birthday. Her sweet sixteen that is. All her friends and family are invited to the party. Among one of the guests is the younger brother of Johnny Pew; Jason, who's much more nice than him. In addition, Fifi goes through a change in physical appearance. Unfortunately, Bimbette wants to steal Jason for herself. Will Fifi's party go according to plan? Will Buster and Babs save Jason from Bimbette's clutches? And what is Fifi's new appearance? Find out, next time in "Fifi's Sweet Sixteen" on Fifi's New Tiny Toon Adventures!
Anyway, I hoped you enjoyed this episode of "Fifi's New Tiny Toon Adventures". I plan on uploading "Fifi's Sweet Sixteen" on the day that Furrball's Follies aired, which contained Fifi's first solo cartoon. I felt it was an appropriate day to upload the next episode. Can you guess how Fifi's appearance is going to change?