Sorry for the delay, but some of the shorts in this episode took longer than I thought. But anyway, enjoy.
Fifi's New Tiny Toon Adventures
Written by Artist1990
Based on "Tiny Toon Adventures" created by Tom Ruegger and produced by Warner Bros. Animation and Amblin
Based on the "Pokémon" Video Games by Nintendo & Game Freak and the Anime Series by OLM, Inc.
Other guest starring franchises belong to their respective owners.
Note: All Pokémon dialogue is translated.
(Insert New Version of "Tiny Toon Adventures" Theme Song)
(We see the Warner Bros. logo which zooms away and it transitions to the Tiny Toons circle.)
Buster: We're tiny . . .
(Buster appears.)
Babs: We're toony . . .
(Babs appears.)
Cast: We're all a little looney,
(The rest of the Tiny Toons cast join in. Mary Melody replaces Elmyra Duff.)
And in this cartoony,
we're invading your TV.
(The Tiny Toons run out of the TV.)
Buster and Babs: We're comic dispensers.
(Buster squirts himself with a seltzer bottle, while Babs hits herself with a pie.)
Fifi: We crahck up ahll ze censahrs.
(The censors are laughing)
Cast: On Tiny Toon Adventures,
(Fifi emerges from the TV smashes the screen with a mallet.)
get a dose of comedy!
(Buster is dressed as a doctor, while Babs and Fifi are dressed as nurses.)
So here's Acme Acres,
it's a whole wide world apart.
(We see a view of Acme Acres.)
Fifi: Our hahme sweet hahme, eet stahnds ahlahne,
a cahrtoon wahrk of ahrt!
(Fifi is making a painting of her Cadillac. She's wearing a French barret.)
Plucky: The scripts were rejected,
(Plucky is operating a type writer.)
expect the unexpected.
(A second Plucky head emerges from the paper, scaring the real Plucky.)
Cast: On Tiny Toon Adventures, it's about to start!
(We see the Tiny Toon Adventures logo again.)
Plucky: They're furry,
They're funny.
(Buster and Babs Bunny appear.)
Cast: They're Babs and Buster Bunny.
(Buster and Babs take off their disguises, revealing that Buster is really Babs and Babs is really Buster.)
Montana Max has money.
(Montana Max emerges from a pile of dollars, holding more dollars.)
Teen Titans are a bane!
(The TTG Versions of the Teen Titans are harassing Elmyra until Bane whacks all six of them with a large steel girder. Some of them hit the camera.)
Buster: Here's Hamton.
(Hamton is vacuuming his floor.)
Plucky: And Plucky!
(Plucky emerges from the vacuum.)
Babs: Fifi's very mushy!
(Fifi is kissing Sylvester Jr. all over the face, leaving pink kiss marks. His eyes turn into pink hearts.)
Cast: Furrball's unlucky . . .
(Furrball is smelling a flower until a piano crushes him.)
and Gogo is insane.
(Gogo Dodo hits himself with a mallet, splitting him into more copies.)
Fifi: Aht Ahcme Looniverseety we earn our toon degree.
(We see Acme Looniversity.)
Ze teacheeng stahff's been getteeng laughs seence 1933!
(Fifi and the other students are gathered at class. The teachers present are Bugs Bunny, Foghorn Leghorn, Wile E. Coyote and Sylvester the Cat, posing. Sylvester is flattened by an anvil.)
Cast: We're tiny, we're toony, we're all a little looney,
(We see the cast of Tiny Toon Adventures)
It's Tiny Toon Adventures, come and join the fun!
(We see the logo again, but then, Fifi thrusts the words of 'Fifi's New' on top and joins Buster and Babs in the logo.)
Fifi: Ahnd now our sahng ees dahne!
New Student Day
Short #1: A Feline Friendship
It was lunchtime at Acme Looniversity right now and all the students were gathered at the cafeteria. Among one of them was Furrball the Cat, Sylvester's protégé. Right now, he was wearing a new blue-green shirt. Sweetie Pie wasn't present. The blue cat sat down at one of the tables. He wasn't alone for long. Another student sat next to him. It was Sylvester's son; Sylvester Jr. "May I sit down?" asked Sylvester Jr. Furrball rubbed his eyes. "Am I seeing things? Sylvester Jr.?" asked Furrball. "You know who I am?" asked Sylvester Jr. "Yes, I saw some of your father's past cartoons, including the ones featuring you," said Furrball. "I see. You must be his protégé, Furrball," said Sylvester Jr. "Yes. I am. Nice to meet you," said Furrball.
"Anyway, I lived with my mom far from Acme Acres. But recently, she asked my father to look after me for a month while she's on a business trip. But just recently, I requested I stay at Acme Acres and get enrolled at Acme Looniversity. Today is my first day here," said Sylvester Jr. "So what made you decide to become a student at Acme Looniversity?" asked Furrball. "It's because I met a pretty girl," said Sylvester Jr. "Who?" asked Furrball. "Her," said Sylvester Jr., pointing behind Furrball. Furrball turned around and saw Sylvester Jr. was pointing to Fifi La Fume, who was in line to get her food. She was wearing her green dress again. Some of the boys blushed at how pretty Fifi looked. Others had heart eyes to show they were really infatuated at the sight of her. She waved hello to Sylvester Jr. before blowing a kiss. When she blew the kiss, her lips turned plump and pink, but turned back to normal seconds later. Furrball's eyes widened when he saw Fifi due to bad memories of her chasing him that one night, thinking she was a cute boy skunk.
"When I first met Fifi, somehow, a white stripe got painted down my back and tail, so she thought I was a boy skunk. I was lovestruck and I thought she was a cat cause her tail was wrapped around her like a furry boa. It wasn't until she started hugging and kissing that I realized she was a skunk when her odor started going off. Even after she found out I wasn't a skunk, I told her that I was attracted to her. So, we went on a date together," said Sylvester Jr. "You went through the same experience I went through one night," said Furrball. "What? She thought you were a skunk?" asked Sylvester Jr. "Yes. But to do this day, she doesn't know that the skunk and me are one and the same," said Furrball.
"Dahn't know whaht?" asked Fifi suddenly. Furrball gasped when he heard Fifi's voice. "Uh . . . nothing," said Furrball. He laughed nervously. "Sure," said Fifi. She then sat down next to Sylvester Jr. "Bahnjour, junior. How's your first day aht school going?" asked Fifi. "It's going great so far," said Sylvester Jr. "I see you met Furrbahll," said Fifi. "Yes. So Fifi, are you up for another date with me sometime this week?" asked Sylvester Jr. Fifi frowned. "Ahs much ahs I wahnt to go on a rahmahnteec dahte weeth you, I cahn't," said Fifi. "What? Why? Do you have plans for this week," said Sylvester Jr. "I dahn't hahve ahny plahns aht ahll ziss week. Ahs a mahttair of fahct, I wahn't be ahble to do ahnytheeng ziss week," said Fifi. "Why not?" asked Sylvester Jr. "I'm grounded," said Fifi sadly.
"Grounded? What for?" asked Sylvester Jr. "You see, two days ahgo, I met ziss cute boy skunk. I wahs so een lahve weeth heem I gaht cahrried ahway een my rahmahnteec ahdvahnces," said Fifi. "How carried away?" asked Sylvester Jr. "I, how you say, brought heem to my house ahgainst hees will. My mahthair viewed zat ahs keednahppeeng ahnd she grounded me fahr a week on ze spaht," said Fifi. "Well that's a shame. Well, you kind of did kidnap that boy," said Sylvester Jr. "I'm sahrry we cahn't go out. But I prahmise you zat wance I'm no lahngair grounded, we'll go on a dahte," said Fifi. "Okay," said Sylvester Jr.
"So, Furrball, what is your life like?" asked Sylvester Jr. "My life is mostly filled with bad luck. Most people treat me like dirt just because I'm a cat. Elmyra tends to abuse me, unintentionally due to her limited intelligence. And Professor Sylvester tends to berate me harshly for failing to catch my prey. My only friends in this world are Fifi, Calamity Coyote, Tyrone Turtle and Elmyra's younger brother; Duncan. Although, Duncan didn't care for me at first, but after Elmyra was locked in the ha-ha house, he had no choice but to care for me until she gets back. At least they encourage me to try harder, unlike Sylvester. I thought things would get better with Elmyra in jail for a while, but I was wrong," said Furrball. "Whaht do you mean?" asked Fifi.
"You see, before Elmyra was put in the looney bin after you and Woody Woodpecker drove her crazy, she brought home this dog; a pug to be precise. He's a real bully toward me. This pug apparently believes that he's a lieutenant in a military unit. This pug is filled with delusions that there is 'Great Cat Invasion' that's going to happen and that he says he needs to get back to Grutely to train his cadets. He believes that I'm one of the cat army's agents. And worst of all, Sweetie Pie, Tweety's protégé is feeding Pug's lies, saying that she overheard me talking to my 'fellow invaders'," said Furrball. "Ooh! Zat beerd just doesn't seem to stahp wahnteeng to mahke your life miserahble. Eef I wahsn't grounded, I'd certainly help you put zat mutt ahnd zat raht weeth weengs een hair plahce!" said Fifi.
"I told Professor Sylvester about it and he says he'll give me a good grade if I stand up to that dog bully. But I don't know if I'm up to it," said Furrball. "Wait a minute. What if I help you stand up to this dog?" asked Sylvester Jr. "You will?" asked Furrball. "I'll meet you after school and I'll see just how bad this Lt. Pug is," said Sylvester Jr. "Okay. But he's pretty mean," said Furrball. Just then, Fifi kissed both Sylvester and Furrball on the cheeks, leaving pink kiss marks. "Fahr luck," said Fifi. "Thanks," said both boys as they blushed.
At the Duff household, the one called Lt. Pug stood near the cages where the other pets were at. He was a small brown / olive pug and pink eyes with red iris. Besides Sweetie Pie and Johnny Pew, the other pets included Blinky Bunny, a young bunny who behaved badly when his parents weren't around. However, ever since Elmyra captured him, he had become very miserable. Byron Basset was another pet of the Duffs. He was a brown & white basset hound and was known for his somewhat malleable nature. He was one of the few pets that wasn't in a cage. There was also Charlie Dog, a dog who's always bugging people to adopt him. But he wasn't careful for what he wished for when he asked Elmyra to adopt him. Once he realized how much of a monster Elmyra was, it was too late for him to take it back. Another dog Elmyra owned was Shep. He was a dog who always got his owner's cat in trouble. At one point, the owner finally found out Shep was a bad dog and kicked him out. And at one point, Elmyra captured him and made him her pet. The other pets also included Gabby Goat, Cecil B. Tortoise, his protégé; Tyrone Turtle, the Hip Hippos; Flavio & Marita Hippos, Chicken Boo, Michigan J. Frog and even a Xenomorph alien, which Elmyra had since the Spring Break Special. They did not like Elmyra, but liked Duncan due to being a better pet caretaker.
"Why are you just standing there?" asked Johnny. "Quiet. I'm listening for any sign of that cat returning. All I know is that he could returning with his invasion army," said Pug. "Again with this 'Great Cat Invasion' nonsense?" asked Cecil. "It's not nonsense! I have seen the signs it'll happen soon," said Pug. "It's twue," said Sweetie. "You actually believe him?" asked Gabby. "Yes," said Sweetie. "You're just feeding his delusions with lies just to torment Furrball," said Flavio Hippo. "So what if I am? At weast we both have a common enemy. And dat is putty pats," said Sweetie. The Colonel can't run the Bark Brigade without me. If I hadn't been discharged, I wouldn't have ended up here, far from Grutely, thought Pug.
Roughly 4 Months Ago . . .
The Colonel was having a stern talk with Lt. Pug. He was a gray sheepdog, whose long hair covered his eyes. With him were three Dalmatian puppies named Lucky, Cadpig and Rolly and a chicken named Spot. Lucky had a red collar, while Capdig and Rolly had blue collars. "Lt. Pug, I've been getting almost nonstop complaints from Lucky, Cadpig, Rolly and Spot about how you've been abusing your position to abuse them! And practically, I'm growing tired of it," scolded the Colonel. "I just need to show them who's in charge," said Lt. Pug. "By putting them down?! You should be building them and encouraging them to try harder, not discourage them," said the Colonel. "If they don't stay focused on their training, how can we win the Great Cat Invasion?" asked Lt. Pug. "Again with this Great Cat Invasion nonsense?" asked Sgt. Tibbs, rolling his eyes. "It's not nonsense! All I know is that you could be a spy for the enemy!" said Lt. Pug, glaring at the tabby cat.
"That's it! This is the last straw! Lt. Pug, I'm afraid that I have no choice but to discharge you!" said the Colonel. Lt. Pug's eyes widened when he heard those words. "D-d-disch-ch-charge?!" asked Lt. Pug. He slumped to the ground and went into a speechless stupor. The Colonel scratched his head, but dismissed it. Lucky and his siblings and Spot just smiled.
Later, Ex-Lt. Pug ended up in Acme Acres, hoping to find any dogs he hoped to recruit to his pointless cause. "There's gotta be somebody who will listen to me," said Pug. It was at that moment, the small dog heard Elmyra's voice. "Puppy!" cried Elmyra. "Huh?" asked Pug. He turned around, only to get scooped up into a bone crushing hug by Elmyra. "You're so cute! I'm gonna take you home definitely! I'll hug you, squeeze you and change your diaper!" said Elmyra. Pug struggled to break free of Elmyra's grip, bit it was no good. "Help! I'm being kidnapped!" cried Pug.
Elmyra brought Pug all the way back to her house. "I'd like to introduce you to my other pets. This is Charlie Dog, Blinky Bunny, Byron Basset, Gabby Goat, Cecil B. Tortoise, Tyrone Turtle, Flavio & Marita Hippo, Mr. Alien and my favorite pet; Furrball the Cat," said Elmyra. The instant Pug saw Furrball, he growled at him. He burst free of Elmyra's grip and tried to attack him. But Elmyra suddenly grabbed Furrball and lifted him up, out of Pug's reach. "Bad puppy! You won't attack Furrball. As long as you and Furrball live in the same house, you must learn to be friends. We're one big happy family," said Elmyra. Pug huffed in defeat, which earned a snicker from the Xenomorph alien.
It wasn't long before Pug was subjected to Elmyra's abuse. She dressed him like a baby, fed him food he didn't like and bathed in hot scalding baths. But worst of all, he was forced to play tea party with Furrball.
Present Time . . .
Pug turned to Byron. "Care to lend me a helping hand once Furrball gets home?" asked Pug. But Byron didn't answer. He was in a deep sleep as indicated by his loud snoring. Pug did a face palm. Pug turned to Xenomorph. "What about you?" asked Pug. The Xenomorph just hissed viciously at Pug. "I'd help you if I could, but I'm locked in this cage here and Duncan has the keys to our cages," said Charlie. "I'd be happy to help you, Pug. I've beaten Furrball a couple of times. You're wooking at de Furrball whooping expert wight now," bragged Sweetie. "I'll believe it when I see it," said Pug. "Bewieve me, you will," said Sweetie, smirking.
Furrball and Sylvester Jr. arrived outside of the Duff house. "So this is where you live?" asked Sylvester Jr. "Yes. Duncan's not home from school yet," said Furrball. "I already told my dad that I was gonna hang out with you after school," said Sylvester Jr. "Let's go and show that mongrel that I will not be bullied by the likes of him," said Furrball. The two cats then entered the house.
Pug and Sweetie heard the two entering. "Sounds like Furrball's home," said Sweetie. "Since Duncan isn't home yet, now is the time to dispose of him once and for all," said Pug. The two went to find a place to find so he could ambush Furrball. Furrball along with Sylvester Jr. looked around for any sign of Pug. "So where is he?" asked Sylvester Jr. "I don't know. But he's around here somewhere," said Furrball. Pug and Sweetie saw the two cats from high above the staircase. "There's another cat with him. I bet he's supposed to be Furrball's partner in crime," said Lt. Pug. "More dan dat. Dat's supposed to Pwofessor Tilvester's son," said Sweetie. "Whoever he is, he's history along with Furrball," said Pug, sneering. Pug put on an army helmet and began to slide down the stairs toward the two cats.
But unfortunately for Pug, the two cats spotted him coming. "Incoming!" cried Furrball. The two ran out of the way just as Pug jumped. This caused Pug to crash to the ground instead. "Good thing I was wearing a helmet," groaned Pug. "So you're that bully, Pug that Furrball's told me about," said Sylvester Jr. "That's Lt. Pug to you, you mangy cat!" snapped Pug. "Again with this military thing," said Furrball, rolling his eyes. "So you decided to bring another one of your accomplices. That definitely proves that you're planning to bring in your cat army!" said Pug. "I'm not part of any army! And there is no cat invasion!" said Furrball. "Oh yes dere is. I overheard you pwanning to swarm Acme Acres with over a dousand putty tats," said Sweetie. "Sweetie has told me everything! There's no way you can hide your true colors!" said Pug. "Listen here! Furrball has told me all about how you've been throwing accusations at him about being part of a cat army that doesn't even exist! And how Sweetie's been feeding your head with lies! So I'm here to put an end to your bullying once and for all!" said Sylvester Jr.
Pug then charged at the two cats again. But once again, they evaded him. Pug crashed into a cabinet. Pug growled angrily and rammed Sylvester Jr., knocking him down. He then tried to attack him again. But luckily, Furrball tackled Pug and the two started to wrestle with each other. "Get off of me!" cried Pug. "I won't let you hurt him!" said Furrball. Pug then kicked Furrball off of him. "Yeah! Show dat putty tat who's boss!" said Sweetie. But unfortunately for Sweetie, Pug sent Furrball toward her. Furrball landed on Sweetie, squishing her. When Furrball got back up, Sweetie was flat as a pancake. "Watch where you're throwing putty tats!" cried Sweetie. "Sorry," said Pug.
Sweetie grabbed a hammer to use against Furrball. She charged at Furrball with it, letting out a battle cry. The blue cat screeched in alarm and ran from Sweetie. Just then, he saw Pug about to attack Sylvester Jr. Furrball grinned, knowing what to do. He executed a dodge roll and Sweetie hit Pug with it instead. Pug screamed in pain as he got whacked. "Oops," said Sweetie. Pug then whacked Sweetie with a nearby fire poker. "Ow!" cried Sweetie. "Are you trying to kill me?!" asked Pug. "No," said Sweetie, feeling embarrassed. The two looked around for Furrball and Sylvester Jr. They saw the two standing at the top of the stairs. Furrball stuck his tongue out at Pug before he and Sylvester Jr. ran off. Pug and Sweetie then ran after the two.
The two cats ran until Furrball spotted what appeared to be a small cabinet in the wall. "There's a good place to hide!" said Furrball. "Right," said Sylvester Jr. The two ran into the opening and Furrball closed the door. Pug and Sweetie finally got to the top of the stairs. "Where are those mangy cats?!" asked Pug. Sweetie then spotted the closed cabinet and smiled. "I dink dey're hiding in dere," said Sweetie. "And you're sure," said Pug. "Yes," said Sweetie. Pug and Sweetie approached the cabinet. Pug then forced it open. But when they opened it, they weren't in it. "They're not here," said Pug. As it turned out, Furrball and Sylvester Jr. were hiding above it. For it was actually a dumb waiter. Sylvester Jr. took out a pair of scissors and snipped the rope. The two heard the snip and their eyes widened when they realized what was going to happen. Both Pug and Sweetie screamed as the dumb waiter fell with them in it. The dumb waiter hit the bottom of the shaft with a loud CRASH! Furrball and Sylvester Jr. laughed and did a high four.
Pug and Sweetie managed to climb up from the bottom of the dumb waiter shaft. Sweetie saw the two cats walking nearby. "Dere dey go!" cried Sweetie. Pug got out a vacuum cleaner and attached an extra large attachment for sucking up the two cats. "Juice!" cried Pug. Sweetie plugged the vacuum. "Got it!" said Sweetie. Pug and Sweetie began to chase after the Furball and Sylvester Jr. with the vacuum. Pug laughed as he chased the two. "This game is over!" said Pug. Just then, Furrball saw a large hole in the wall. "Let's hide in there!" said Furrball. "Good idea!" said Sylvester Jr. The two cats ducked into the hole. However, Pug put the vacuum hose into the hole. The two laughed as they began to attempt to suck the two cats. The vacuum's suction started to pull at the two cats. They grabbed onto a large cable to prevent themselves from getting sucked. "I dink it's working!" said Sweetie. "Yeah," said Pug. Furrball and Sylvester Jr. saw a label on one of the pipes that read, "Sewage Line". The two cats then got idea.
As Sweetie and Pug were operating the vacuum, they heard a loud SPLAT noise. "Whoa! Uh! I felt something," said Pug. "Ooh, ooh, ooh. Keep sucking!" said Sweetie. They didn't notice some water was gushing out of part of the hose. What the two idiots failed to realize was that Furrball and Sylvester Jr. had stuffed the vacuum hose into the sewage pipe. So instead of sucking the two cats, Pug and Sweetie were sucking up all the filth and sewage in the pipe. "Sweet mother of Fwiz Fweleng! Dose two putty tats stink!" said Sweetie, holding her nose. She let out a chuckle. "Cats are losers. They always stink," said Pug. The two began to laugh like maniacs, not knowing that they vacuum's bag was starting to inflate. "Keep sucking, Pug!" said Sweetie. Furrball and Sylvester Jr. were outside of the house, watching from the window with grins on their faces, knowing what was in store for their foes. "Oh, yeah, dis'll get him!" said Sweetie. But then, Pug and Sweetie heard a weird noise and slowly turned around. By now, the vacuum bag was now huge. And then, the vacuum bag popped and all the sewage and filth splattered everywhere, especially on Pug and Sweetie.
The two began to look around for their feline foes. "WHERE ARE YOU, YOU LITTLE CREEPS?!" asked Pug. "We're over here, you two sewage sods," said Sylvester Jr. Pug and Sweetie saw the two cats standing on top of a table. "You guys give up? Have you had enough pain?" asked Furrball. "NEVER!" said Sweetie defiantly. Pug just stared at Sweetie. "I'll get dem," said Sweetie. She executed a dive bomb toward Furrball. But Furrball dodged and Sweetie bumped into a nearby cabinet. But a heavy bag of flour fell off and upon landing, the bag exploded and flour burst everywhere, covering Pug and Sweetie. "I'm gonna murder those cats," said Pug. Suddenly, both he and Sweetie sneezed.
Just then, Sweetie saw Furrball climbing up the chimney. "Lt. Pug, Furrball's climbing up de chimney!" cried Sweetie. "I'll get him!" said Pug. He ran toward the fireplace and began to climb up the chimney. Pug then saw Furrball above him. "Do you see him?" asked Sweetie. "Yeah, I see him," said Pug. Furrball went into a hole in the chimney that led him back into the house. But when Pug tried to climb further, he couldn't. "Sweetie, I'm stuck! Get me out of here! I can't breathe!" cried Pug. "I'll get a fwashwight," said Sweetie. "Hurry, before he gets away!" cried Pug. Furrball then removed something that released some gas.
Sweetie returned with a flashlight. "Here, Pug, I got it," said Sweetie. "I can see that," said Pug. But then, the flashlight flickered off. "Wh . . . Oh! Hang on, Pug. The flashlight's broken," said Sweetie. But then, Sylvester Jr. put down a box of matches near Sweetie. He then made a run for it. Sweetie saw the matches and grabbed one. "Okay, Pug. I got a new wight," said Sweetie. "Great," said Pug. Sweetie began to attempt to light the match. Pug began to sniff the gas that was released earlier. "Sweetie, do you smell something? Smells like gas." said Pug.
At that moment, Johnny Pew was walking up to the kitchen to get a drink of water. Sweetie finally managed to light the match. But by doing so, she ignited the gas, creating an explosion. Sweetie screamed as she was caught in the explosion. Pug screamed as the flames started to scorch his butt. The flames also scorched Johnny Pew from the front. Sweetie was sent crashing into a cabinet full of dishes, breaking the glass. Pug was sent flying out of the chimney like a rocket. He then came down like a meteor and landed in the pool with a SPLASH!
Johnny Pew was blackened by the explosion and had been forced against the wall. When he managed to pull himself from the wall, the part of the wall that was blackened now had an area that wasn't blacked, which was shaped like the skunk himself.
Sweetie groaned as she fell off the cabinet and onto the floor. The pink bird was black as soot from getting fried by the explosion. She then spotted Furrball and Sylvester Jr., who had seen everything and were laughing like lunatics. Suddenly, a large bowl fell and slammed on her "fingers". Sweetie Pie screamed as she felt the blow. She threw the bowl off of her and staggered to her feet. She groaned in pain. At that moment, Pug came back into the house, dripping wet. He shook off the water like the dog he is. The two tried to speak to each other, but all that came out was babble. Pug went to fetch something with Sweetie limping after him.
"What are you gonna do?" asked Sweetie. Pug suddenly grabbed a rifle from a nearby wall. "I'm gonna kill those unspeakable things once and for all," said Pug. "Come on, Wt. Pug . . . ," said Sweetie. "Stay back, Sweetie! I'm a dog on a mission!" said Pug. "Dis is how accidents happen! Come on, Pug," said Sweetie. Pug laughed as he started to load in some bullets. "Put the gun down," said Sweetie. "I'll blow their furry heads off. And splatter their devious feline brain from here to kingdom come!" said Pug as she cocked the gun. "No, no! You'll bwow a hole in the wall," said Sweetie. "It'll be worth it!" argued Pug. "Dink of the Duffs! For heaven's sake! Dink of the Duffs! Dey'll throw us out if we kill the putty tats," said Sweetie. "The Duffs?" asked Pug. "Yeah. I know I want to get rid of dem. But I wanted dose putty tats to be thrown out of de house, not dead as doornails," said Sweetie.
At that moment, Furrball and Sylvester Jr. started to walk by them. "There they go," mumbled Pug. "Shoot! Shoot!" cried Sweetie. Pug fired a shot, but it missed the two cats as they started to run for it. Pug took aim and fired again. But once again, he missed them. Instead, that second shot hit one of the legs of the piano, causing it to topple over. "Yes . . . ," said Pug. "You hit the piano! You hit the piano . . . ," said Sweetie. Pug began to look for the two cats. "Look . . . ," said Sweetie. "Shh!" said Pug.
Furrball and Sylvester Jr. hid in the kitchen. "What are we going to do? Pug's bound to shoot us on sight," said Sylvester Jr. as his teeth chattered. Furrball then saw a toppled over steel drum. "I have an idea," said Furrball. The two went into the steel drum and began to roll it, hopping for protection. Both Pug and Sweetie heard the noise of the steel drum rolling. Pug fired two shots, but each time, they missed, making holes in the floor. "What are you, crazy? Da only ding you haven't hit so far are da putty tats! Why don't you give somebody else a chance with dat gun," said Sweetie. Pug pointed the gun at Sweetie threateningly. "You're doing a wonderful job," said Sweetie.
Pug and Sweetie saw the steel drum roll past by them. They waited for the steel drum to come near another open door. When it was on sight, Pug fired the gun, which blasted a hole in steel drum. "Whoa! You got him!" said Sweetie. Pug blew smoke from the gun. Pug laughed as he and Sweetie approached the steel drum. Just then, Furrball and Sylvester Jr. emerged from the steel drum, unscathed. "Get dem! Get dem! Get dem!" said Sweetie. Sylvester Jr. and Furrball then ducked into a big hole. "See you in bleep, cats!" said Pug.
As the two cats were hiding, Sylvester Jr. noticed a can that read "Acme Flea Bomb". "What's that flea bomb doing here?" asked Sylvester Jr. Furrball then realized where it might have come from. "The exterminator must've dropped it when he was clearing the house of a cockroach infestation last week. We better make a run for it!" cried Furrball. The two cats ran for cover. Pug chuckled as he prepared to pull the trigger. "FIRE!" cried Sweetie. Pug pulled the trigger and the resulting shot hit the flea bomb can. Once it did, it ignited the can causing it to explode. And the resulting explosion blew up a hole in the floor. Pug and Sweetie fell into the hole, screaming. Sweetie's wings were too crippled to fly to safety.
Pug and Sweetie laid in the hole, black as soot. Sweetie's feathers were burned off at this point. Sylvester Jr. and Furrball had managed to escape the explosion just in time. The two looked down on the hole, grinning. Sweetie Pie let out a cough. "Bleep, I hate those cats," mumbled Pug. The explosion was so loud that the Duffs could hear it from their car as they were driving home. "Oh no! That came from our house!" cried Mr. Duff. "Put the pedal to the medal, MacArthur!" cried Mrs. Duff. Mr. Duff then began to drive the car faster.
Pug and Sweetie managed to climb out of the hole. At this point, some of Elmyra's other pets had gathered after hearing the explosion. Just then, the Duffs entered the house, causing everybody to gasp. When the Mr. and Mrs. Duff saw the damage that was done to inside of their house, their eyes widened and their jaws slacked. Duncan stared at his pets. Pug and Sweetie grinned to try to make themselves look innocent. Duncan tapped his foot before pacing. And then, he sharply turned around. "Tyrone, who did it?" asked Duncan. "Pug and Sweetie," said Tyrone, pointing at the two. Sweetie and Pug gulped, knowing they were in big trouble.
The next thing Pug and Sweetie knew, they were straightjacketed and thrown into a padded cage. "What you two need is solitary confinement! Perhaps that'll get you to stop with your dog war delusions!" said Duncan. And he slammed the door to the cage. Pug glared at Sweetie. "You can't blame me. How was I know that the wretched reptile was going to turn stool pigeon?" asked Sweetie.
The next day, both Furrball and Sylvester Jr. was telling everybody in class about what happened yesterday. Both Principal Bugs and Sylvester were present. Sweetie wasn't at school due to being in the padded cage. " . . . and after Tyrone snitched Pug and Sweetie out, Duncan straightjacketed them and threw them into the padded cage," said Furrball. Everybody began laughing due to what the two cats told them. "Padded cage! Now that's a new one!" said Plucky. "Oui," said Fifi. "So, Professor Sylvester, for standing up to those two bullies, what grade do I get?" asked Furrball. "Your final overall grade is . . . a B-," said Sylvester.
"What?! A B-?! Why?!" asked Furrball. "You didn't eat Sweetie Pie," said Sylvester. "Now look here, Professor Sylvester. In the past, Furrball was able to beat Sweetie without having to eat her. I mean, Tom the Cat was able to beat Jerry the Mouse without having to kill or eat him. So, just give Furrball a good grade or I'm gonna have to lower your pay," said Bugs. "You wouldn't!" objected Sylvester. "Oh yes I would," said Bugs. Sylvester groaned in defeat. "Oh, all right. You get an A+," said Sylvester begrudgingly. "Thanks," said Furrball. "But next time, eat Sweetie, okay?" asked Sylvester. Furrball nodded. Sylvester still doesn't suspect that I reprogrammed my brain to be a vegetarian, thought Furrball.
After Sylvester left, Fifi turned to both Furrball and Sylvester Jr. "You two were excellent een mahkeeng fools out of zose two," said Fifi. And then, Fifi kissed the two cats on both their cheeks, leaving red kiss marks. Both Furrball and Sylvester Jr. blushed due to Fifi kissing them. "Aw, shucks," said Furrball. "Ya-hoo!" said Sylvester Jr. He then chuckled. Fifi just smiled.
Short 2: A Spaced Out Sleep Over
A week has passed since Furrball and Sylvester Jr. defeated Lt. Pug and Sweetie Pie. Fifi La Fume was no longer grounded, much to her relief. Right now, the purple skunkette was hanging out with her friends; Babs Bunny, Shirley the Loon and Anais the Roadrunner at the Acme Looniversity playground. Babs, Shirley and Anais' looks started to change with growth. The two girls now had more feminine figures like Fifi. Babs was starting to grow back hair. Shirley also now wore a red skirt besides her pink blouse.
"Hahve you heard we hahve a new student?" asked Anais. "Yes. Like, we all have," said Shirley. "So who ees he or she?" asked Fifi. "She's over there," said Babs, pointing to their left. It was a young, female martian with a round black face, red hair, a pink and purple skirt, a purple cone-shaped hat with a pink bowed ribbon, white high tops and white gloves. "Her name is Marcia the Martian," said Babs. "Ees she relahted to Mahrveen ze Mahrtian?" asked Fifi. "Oui. She's Mahrveen's niece. She's naht like hair uncle zough," said Anais. "Maybe we should make friends with her," said Babs. "Like, totally," said Shirley.
The four girls began to approach Marcia. "Hello there," said Babs. "Bahnjour," said Fifi & Anais. "Like, hi," said Shirley. "Oh. Hello," said Marcia. "You must be new to Ahcme Looniverseety. I'm Fifi La Fume," said Fifi. "You can call me Babs Bunny," said Babs. "Like, my names' Shirley," said Shirley. "Ahnd I'm Ahnais," said Anais. "Nice to meet you all. I'm Marcia. This is my first day of class," said Marcia. "You know, we should, like, get to know each other better outside of class," said Shirley. "We could do a sleepover," said Babs. "Where shahll we hahld eet?" asked Anais. "I know. We'll hold it at my place," said Marcia. "You mean, eet's gahnna be aht Mahrs?" asked Fifi. "You got it," said Marcia. "So what day do you want to do this sleepover?" asked Shirley. "How about tomorrow night," said Marcia. "Okay," said the girls.
After school, Marcia told her uncle, Marvin the Martian about how she invited the four girls over. "You invited friends to a sleepover?" asked Marvin. "Yes, uncle," said Marcia. "But if you're gonna to invite friends over, I want you to make sure they don't damage any of my equipment. 'Cause it would result in who knows what kind of scale disaster," said Marvin. "Righteo," said Marcia.
The next night, it was the night of the sleepover. Fifi, Babs, Shirley and Anais were picked up by some instant martians who escorted them to Mars on a shuttle. The shuttle arrived outside of Marvin's headquarters. Guarding the entrance to the building were two Martian Centurion robots. Marvin and Marcia were waiting for their guests. The four girls stepped outside of the shuttle. All four were wearing space suits, but once they step inside the HQ, they wouldn't need them since the building had oxygen in it. The building would also have artificial gravity too. "Hello," said Babs & Shirley. "Bahnjour," said Fifi & Anais. "You must be those guests that my niece invited," said Marvin. The four girls nodded. "Now if you'll excuse. I have a meeting with Queen Tyr'ahnee at her palace. Marcia, I need to make sure your guests stay out of trouble. Do you understand?" asked Marvin. "Yes, uncle," said Marcia. A third Martian Centurion stepped forth. "Escort my niece and her guests to her room," said Marvin. "Yes, sir," replied the Martian Centurion.
After entering the HQ and after the entrance door closed, Fifi and her friends took off their space suits and hung them on a space suit rack. The five were led to Marcia's room. Once they got into the room, Fifi, Babs, Shirley and Anais changed into their nightgowns. "So, what is it like living on Mars?" asked Babs. "Well, you get a good view of Earth. Too bad it blocks our view of Venus," said Marcia. "I see," said Babs. "Deed you evair veesit ze Mahrtian Queen?" asked Fifi. "I have when I have to come with my uncle. He's loyal to her, but he's also deeply infatuated with her," said Marcia. "Really," said Fifi.
"What are your lives on Earth like?" asked Marcia. "Well, at Acme Looniversity, my mentor is the Honey, the wife of Bosko. I like to do impersonations of people and my fellow toons. But sometimes, those impersonations can get me into trouble. One time, when I was mocking Professor Elmer Fudd, I was sent to the principal's office. I also have a crush on my fellow bunny student, Buster Bunny," said Babs. "I don't have a mentor quite yet. But Professor Daffy says I remind him of his old flame, Melissa Duck. I happen to have psychic powers. I hope to be a professional fortuneteller when I grow up someday," said Melissa. "My Mentahr ees prahfessahr Pepé Le Pew. My goal een life ees to find my true lahve. Eet's hahrd finding a boy who likes me due to being a skunk. But zere ahre sahme boys who do like me. I just hahven't decided wheech one ees Mr. Right. My mahthair ees ahlso a fahmous chef frahm pahrees. I aht first lived ahlahne dureeng ze first few years of ahttendeeng Ahcme Loo. But recently, my mahthair mahved een to ensure I grahduate sahfely.," said Fifi. "I'm steell a new student. My boyfriend ees ze Roadrunnair's nephew; Leettle Beepair," said Anais. "Like, is your uncle going to be a professor at Acme Looniversity?" asked Shirley. "Yes. He's been enrolled around the same time as I was enrolled," said Marcia. "Whaht subject ees he going to teach?" asked Fifi. "Alien Invasion 101," said Marcia. "That comes to no surprise," said Babs.
"Are there some things I have to watch out for during my visits to Earth?" asked Marcia. "Well, you hahve to wahtch out fahr ze school bully; mahntahna mahx. He's a reech keed ahnd prahtégé of Yosemite Sahm. Mahnty hahtes rahbbeets weeth a pahssion, just like hees mentahr. Ahnahthair persahn you hahve to be wahry of ees a fahrmair student; Elmyra Duff. She's ahn extreme ahneemahl lahvair, but due to hair three year old mentahleety, she's unahware zat she's ahbuseeng zem. Sahme even died undair hair roof. Elmyra ahlso tries to cahpture ahny of us to mahke us hair pets," said Anais. "Oh dear," said Marcia. "Eet gaht bahd to ze point zat Bugs hahd to trahnsfair hair to ahnahthair school to keep us sahfe. I ahlso hahve ahn electreec fence ahround my house to keep hair out. She's een jail right now," said Fifi.
"So, do you like games?" asked Babs. "Yes. I do," said Marcia. "Have you ever paid truth or dare?" asked Shirley. "Truth or dare?" asked Marcia. "Eet's where one of us will hahve ahnahthair pahrteecipahnt eithair tell a truth or ahre dahred to do sahmetheeng," explained Fifi. "I see," said Marcia. "Okay. Shirley, you're first," said Anais. "Tell us a truth that nobody we never heard before," said Babs. "I once used my psychic powers on these five superhero wannabes think that they were being chased by an army of waffle zombies in order to get them stop singing a stupid waffle song," said Shirley. "Really?" asked the other girls. "Like, totally. It happened a week ago," said Shirley.
Back on the Earth, the superhero wannabes were T.I.N.O. (Titans in name only of course). T.I.N.O. Robin and his partners were running from nothing, still thinking they were being chased by waffle zombies. The waffle zombies looked different in appearance from each other. Some of them had parts of them bitten off, while others look like they were all chewed up. "Run for your lives everybody! It's an army of waffle zombies!" cried T.I.N.O. Cyborg. Everybody just stared as the five were making fools out of themselves.
"Okay. My turn. Fifi, I dare you to step into this machine that I saw across from Marcia's room," said Babs. "Moi?" asked Fifi. Babs nodded. "Umm, I don't think that's a good idea," said Marcia. "Marcia, she has to do the dare. That's the rule," said Babs. "But you're going to regret it," said Marcia.
Fifi La Fume stepped outside of Marcia's room and saw the machine that Babs wanted her to step into. There were two circular platforms and above them were two round devices attached to the ceiling. Fifi stepped onto the first platform. And then, emerging from the second platform was a second Fifi. And then, a fourth, then a fifth, then a sixth, then a seven and then an eighth and more."Sahcrebleu! Zere's mahre of me!" cried Fifi. "It's a duplication machine!" said Shirley. Marcia pulled on her hair, knowing trouble would start. A Martian Centurion saw what happened and ran off to alert Marvin the Martian.
Then, Fifi and her duplicates heard a clatter and splat coming from one of the rooms. Emerging from the room was Marvin the Martian's pet dog, K-9. His alien dog wore tennis shoes and a helmet like his master. He was normally green with a red nose. But he was covered in black and white paint due to paint spilling on him. Unfortunately for him, he was spotted by Fifi and her duplicates and he looked like a skunk to him. Fifi and her duplicates' eyes turned into pink or red hearts as they became lovestruck at the sight of K-9. "Ooh la la! Mahn petite ahlien skunk hunk!" cried the Fifis.
The army of skunkettes leapt at K-9 and piled on him, assaulting him with kisses. They all disappeared in a cloud of pink and red hearts. After a minute, the hearts disappeared and Fifi #1 was hugging a lipstick covered K-9. "Oh, my dahrleeng! You ahre out of ziss wahrld!" said Fifi #1. But then, Fifi #3 snatched K-9 and began to hug him. "My spahced out soufflé, cahme weeth me ahnd I'll show you a good time on Earth," said Fifi #3. Suddenly, Fifi #7 grabbed K-9 and gave him a big kiss on his nose, leaving a pink kiss mark. "Fahrget hair, I'm ze geerl of your dreams!" said Fifi #7. "Hey! I sahw heem first!" said Fifi #1. "No, I deed!" said Fifi #2. But then, K-9 began to run for it, whimpering. Fifi and her duplicates then began to hop after the painted dog. "I'm gahnna cahtch you, cutie!" cried Fifi #1. "Naht eef I cahtch heem first!" said Fifi #5. As they chased after K-9, some of the Fifis were pushing each other, trying to outrun each other. "Oh no! What have I done?!" cried Babs.
At Queen Tyr'ahnee's palace, Marvin the Martian had just finishing his meeting with the Martian Queen. He was leaving the conference room when the Martian Centurion that saw Fifi activate the duplication machine arrived. "Marvin sir. We have a situation back at home," said the Martian Centurion. "What kind of a situation?" asked Martian. "Somebody activated the duplication machine," said Martian Centurion. "What?! Who activated it?" asked Marvin. "One of the guests. The skunkette," said Martian Centurion. Marvin clutched his head. "Oh no! This is interplanetary disaster! I must stop this mayhem at once!" cried Marvin. And he and the Martian Centurion jumped into the hover car and sped back to the house at once.
Back at Marvin the Martian's house, the Fifis were already causing havoc trying to claim K-9 for their own. One of the Fifi duplicates grabbed a bunch of nitroglycerin bombs and threw them a bunch of the duplicates, blowing them to smithereens. The real Fifi grabbed a disintegration ray gun and disintegrated about three of them. Another Fifi clone threw a vial of acid at the real Fifi. But luckily, the real Fifi managed to dodge it just in time and it melted a Martian Centurion robot instead. Babs, Shirley, Anais and Marcia were hiding behind a turned over table. "Like, nice going, Babs," said Shirley. "I'm sorry, girls. I didn't think something like this would happen," said Babs. "But eet deed," said Anais. "My uncle's totally gonna kill me," said Marcia.
"I'm so gonna kill her," said Marvin as he and the Martian Centurion accompanying him burst into the room. Marvin's eyes widened when he saw all the chaos that was happening. He got out a laser gun and set it to a non lethal setting. He fired at some of the Fifi duplicates. When they got zapped, they were turned into puffs of smoke. But when he zapped the real Fifi, her hair became all puffed up. Very soon, all the Fifi duplicates were eradicated, leaving only the real one. "You messed up my beauteeful hair!" cried Fifi. "Well it serves you right for messing with equipment you don't understand. Now could somebody explain how in the universe this chaos happened?!" cried Marvin.
The other girls nudged Babs Bunny forward. "It was my fault, Marvin, sir. The girls and I were playing truth and dare. And I dared Fifi to stepped into your duplication machine, not knowing what it was," said Babs. "Like, how did you know which Fifi was the real one?" asked Shirley. "I didn't. I set my laser gun to a harmless setting and zapped them one by one. Apparently, duplicates are more fragile cause my duplication machine is still in the prototype stages," said Marvin. He then saw K-9, who was still shaking from being chased by the Fifis. Marvin fired an paint remover laser, which removed the black and white paint. Fifi then saw that K-9 wasn't a skunk. "I feel like such a tahtahl fool," said Fifi, as her face turned red in embarrassment. Marvin turned to Marcia. "You were supposed to keep our guests out of trouble," said Marvin sternly. "I'm sorry, uncle Marvin. It won't happen again" said Marcia. "It better not. Before you can even think about continuing the sleepover, you need to clean up this horrible mess. And please, leave my stuff out of your silly games," said Marvin. "Yes, uncle," said Marcia.
Very soon, the five girls cleaned up the mess and went back to their sleepover. They changed into fresh nightgowns too. So right now, the girls were having s'mores. "Despite the disaster that happened tonight, what do you think of our first sleepover together?" asked Marcia. "I think we're having fun," said Babs. "Next time we hahve a sleepahvair, why dahn't we hahve eet ovair my house," said Fifi. "Okay. That way there isn't any space equipment to mess with," said Marcia. Babs blushed in embarrassment, causing all the other girls to laugh.
Short 3: A Zany Romance
One evening, Bugs Bunny, the head of Acme Looniversity was relaxing on his couch at home when the telephone rang. He picked it up and answered it. "Eeh, what's up doc?" asked Bug. "Guttentag, is zhis zhe rezidence of Bugs Bunny, head of Acme Wooniverzity?" asked the caller. "Yep. That's me," said Bugs. "My name is Dr. Scratchansniff. I've been trying to cure zhe Warner Brothers and Sister; Yakko, Wakko and Dot of zheir zaniness. But unfortunatewy, all my attempts have been unsuccessful! I'm at zhe end of my rope!" said the caller.
"So, what do you want to do about it?" asked Bugs. "I heard about how you run zhat school for toons. And I vas hoping zhe lessons at zhe school would help put zheir zaniness to good use," said Dr. Scratchansniff. "So, in other words, you want to enroll the three at Acme Looniversity?" asked Bugs. "Ja. So will you do it?" asked Dr. Scratchansniff. Bugs Bunny thought for a moment. "Alright. You just need to come over tomorrow and sign some paperwork for me," said Bugs. "Vunderbar! I knew I can count on you to help. I also want you to enwist Hewwo Nurse as a school nurse so that she can monitor them and report to me. Good day," said Dr. Scratchansniff. And he hung up on the phone.
After a few days of paperwork and enrollment, it was now the day of Yakko, Wakko and Dot's first class. All the students were gathered at the classroom like usual, with Bugs at the front of the class. "Good morning, class," said Bugs. "Good morning, Principal Bugs," said the students. "Today, we have three new students," said Bugs. He turned to his left. "Care to introduce yourselves?" asked Bugs. The three toons introduced themselves in chorus. "Hello," sang Yakko. "Hello," sang Wakko. "Hello," sang Dot. "Hello," said the three in normal voices. "The name's Yakko," said Yakko. "I'm Wakko," said Wakko. "And I'm Princess Angelina Contessa Louisa Francesca Banana Fanna Bo Besca III. But you can call me, Dot," said Dot. "I must warn you all, from what our new school nurse told me, these three can be really zany," said Bugs.
At that moment, both Yakko and Wakko noticed Fifi La Fume sitting at her desk. She was wearing her pink blouse and yellow skirt. "Hey, Yakko. I recognize her," whispered Wakko. "So do I. That's the skunkette from the perfume shop," said Yakko. They remembered when they went to the mall to find the perfect birthday gift for Dr. Scratchansniff, they encountered Fifi briefly. But now that Fifi had her new curves, Yakko and Wakko were blushing at the sight of how beautiful she was. "Hello? Earth to Yakko and Wakko," said Dot, waving her hands in front of her two brothers. But they were unresponsive. So, Dot resorted to smashing the two with a wooden mallet. That certainly snapped them out of their lovesick daze. Dot then dragged the two to their desks.
Over the course of the day, the three Warners were excelling at the classes they were taught. However, it was hard for Yakko and Wakko to stay focused cause all they could think about was Fifi. So Dot had to make sure that the two focus on their classes and not love.
Later that night, Fifi had dinner with her mom, Fleur. "So, how ahs school, Fifi?" asked Fifi's mom, Fleur. "Well, tahday, we hahve three new students," said Fifi. "Who ahre zey?" asked Fleur. "Zey're nahmes ahre Yakko, Wahkko ahnd Daht. Zey wance veesited my perfume shahp. Ahnd you remembair Wahkko wahs een ze Hungry Gahmess," said Fifi. "Oui. I do," said Fleur. "Bugs tahld us zat zey're very zahny," said Fifi. "I see," said Fleur. "But fahr sahme reasahn, eet wahs hahrd fahr Yakko ahnd Wahkko to stay fahcused dureeng zeir first day. So zeir seestair hahd to mahke sure zey fahcus on zeir lessahns," said Fifi. "I see," said Fleur.
The next day, Fifi was on her way to the nurse's office to do her task as a student nurse. First, she went to her locker to fetch her nurse outfit. But the instant she opened the locker door, she got buried by something, causing her to yelp. She emerged from the pile and saw it was a bunch of envelopes. "Whaht een ze wahrld ees ziss?" asked Fifi. She opened up one of them and saw a note. This one said, "Roses are red, violets are blue, you may be stinky, but I love you." "Eet's a lahve lettair," said Fifi. She opened up another love letter. This other one read, "You make my heart sing like there's no tomorrow." Fifi started to blush at this point.
At that moment, Bimbette Skunk came along. "What the?! You got a locker full of love letters?! Like, how come my locker doesn't?!" asked Bimbette. "Jealous?" asked Fifi. "I'm the more beautiful skunkette! Those love letters should've been addressed to me!" ranted Bimbette. "Oh, put a cahrk een eet, Beembette. Why dahn't you find a ten year old boy to keess?" teased Fifi. Bimbette's cheeks blushed in embarrassment, remembering her humiliation of kissing Sylvester Jr., only to find out he was too young. "I hope your lover turns out to be some ugly neanderthal!" said Bimbette. And she stormed off. Fifi shook her head. "She'll nevair learn," said Fifi.
After reading more of the love letters, Fifi reported to the nurse's office, dressed up in her nurse outfit. Waiting for her was Hello Nurse. She had blond hair & blue eyes and was voluptous. The woman wore a white nurse's outfit along with red lipstick and purple eyeshadow. "Bahnjour. You must be ze new school nurse," said Fifi. "Yes. They call me Hello Nurse," said Hello Nurse. "I see," said Fifi. "Have you always been a student nurse?" asked Hello Nurse. "No. I took ovair zat pahseetion frahm Elmyra ahftair she wahs trahnsferred to ahnahthair school," said Fifi. "Really," said Hello Nurse.
At that moment, Hello Nurse noticed Fifi was blushing. "Something on your mind?" asked Hello Nurse. "What do you mean?" asked Fifi. "Your blushing," said Hello Nurse. "Oh. Eet's just zat when I went to get my nurse outfeet, I found my lahckair stuffed weeth lahts of lahve letters," said Fifi. "Do you know who put them there?" asked Hello Nurse. "No. But I steell hahve sahme of zem," said Fifi. "May I see them?" asked Hello Nurse. "Sure," said Fifi. She handed Hello Nurse some of the love letters. The blond nurse looked over them. After studying them carefully, she was able to recognize the hand writing.
"I know who wrote the love letters," said Hello Nurse. "You do?" asked Fifi. "Yes. You have two secret admirers," said Hello Nurse. "Two?!" asked Fifi, looking surprised. "Yes. It's Yakko and Wakko Warner," said Hello Nurse. "Two of ze new students?" asked Fifi. Hello Nurse nodded. "Those two are known to fall in love with any beautiful woman they see, even when they're older than them. Sometimes, they're attracted to me or Minerva Mink," said Hello Nurse. "You know, Minerva recently mahved eento Ahcme Ahcres ahbout two weeks ahgo. Sahme of my fellow students tried to fleert weeth hair, but she turned ze boys down," said Fifi. "Minerva wants men her age," said Hello Nurse. "But anyway, ziss ees a predeecahment. I hahve two boys who like me. but wheech one do I chahse to dahte eef I wahnt to? I know by chooseeng one of zen, ze othair one ees going to be deesahppointed," said Fifi. "Let your heart decide on that," said Hello Nurse. "Okay," said Fifi.
After school, Fifi La Fume was in her room, reading a Jason Pew novel. Just then, she began to hear the sound of a guitar playing. She looked outside her window and saw the one playing the guitar was Wakko. He then started to sing.
Wise men say
Only fools rush in
But I can't help falling in love with you
Shall I stay?
Would it be a sin
If I can't help falling in love with you?
Like a river flows
Surely to the sea
Darling, so it goes
Some things are meant to be
Fifi was starting to blush at this point. But then, she began to hear somebody else sing. It was Yakko, but he was singing a different song.
Pretty skunkette, walking down the street
Pretty skunkette, the kind I'd like to meet
Pretty skunkette, I don't believe you
You're not the truth
No one could look as good as you
Mercy!
Pretty skunkette, won't you pardon me?
Pretty skunkette, I couldn't help but see
Pretty skunkette, you look lovely as can be
Are you lonely just like me?
Rwar-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r
But then, Wakko whacked Yakko with his guitar. "Hey! I was here first!" said Wakko. "Well I saw her in class first!" said Yakko. "Did not!" said Wakko. "Did too!" said Yakko. "Did not!" said Wakko. "Did too!" said Yakko. The two began to fight, resulting in a fight cloud.
Fifi let out an annoyed growl and pressed a button on the security console. The two Warners were so busy fighting that they didn't notice a mechanical arm sprouting from part of the electric fence. It grabbed the two and began to spin them around and around. It then let go and Yakko and Wakko were sent flying into the distance. Just then, Fifi heard her mother enter her room. "Whaht wahs ahll zat rahcket?" asked Fleur. "Eet wahs two of ze new students frahm school. Zey were ahttempteeng to fleert weeth me, but ended up fighteeng ovair me. So I hahd to eveect zem off our prahperty befahre sings could get wahrse," said Fifi. "Wow. I knew zat sahme boys rahn frahm you. But two boys fighteeng ovair you, zat's new," said Fleur. "Oui. Ahnd ze two stuffed my lahckair full of lahve letters too," said Fifi. "Zat's how much zey lahve you?" asked Fleur. "Mm-hmm. Ze new school nurse tahld me ze two tend to fahll een lahve weeth ahny pretty geerl zey see, even ones oldair zan zem," said Fifi. "I'd be cahreful ahround zose two. Zey sound like perverts," said Fleur.
The next day, Fifi was walking down the street when somebody jumped into her arms. It was Yakko. "Hello, Skunk Nurse!" said Yakko. "Uh . . . bahnjour?" asked Fifi. "I remember you from the perfume shop. I never realized how beautiful you are until now," said Yakko. Fifi's cheeks blushed pink. "I don't think I property introduced myself yesterday. The name's Yakko," said Yakko. "I know who you ahre. My nahme ees Fifi La Fume," said Fifi. "I know that. By the way, I got something for you," said Yakko. He took out a box of chocolates. "Fahr me?" asked Fifi. "Yep," said Yakko.
But when Yakko opened the lid, he saw in the box was Wakko, who had already eaten the last of the chocolates. "Wakko, those were for Fifi!" cried Yakko. Wakko belched. "I didn't see her name on it," said Wakko. Then, he took out a bouquet of roses for Fifi. "Le gahsp! Zey're lahvely!" cried Fifi happily. "Not as lovely as you or your scent," said Wakko. Fifi's eyes widened when she heard that. "You . . . like my scent?" asked Fifi. "Yes. It's one of the most lovely fragrances I've smelled. To think it came from a beautiful skunkette such as yourself," said Wakko. Fifi's blushing went nuclear. "Oh, stahp. You're embahrrasseeng me," said Fifi. She hid her blushing face behind her tail, giggling. "Hey, I was flirting with her first," said Yakko. "As I said before, I saw her first," said Wakko. "No you didn't," said Yakko. "Yes I did," said Wakko. The two argued and argued. It got to the point that the two started clobbering each other, again. Fifi shook her head. "Leettle boys ahre such cheeldren," said Fifi in annoyance.
"That's my brothers for ya," said a voice next to Fifi. Fifi turned and saw that it was Dot. "They're always falling for girls, even ones older than them like Hello Nurse and Minerva Mink," said Dot. "I see. Zey're bahth cute, but I cahn't dahte bahth of zem. So who do I choose?" said Fifi. Dot pondered on the problem. "I couldn't help but overhear. Did my brother said he liked your smell?" asked Dot. "Oui," said Fifi. "He always was the odd one. Maybe you should take him out," said Dot. "I guess, but whaht must we do ahbout Yakko?" asked Fifi. "We'll need to get him to fall in love with an even prettier girl," said Dot. "Hmm. Even prettiair geerl," said Fifi as a sneaky idea formed in her head. She then whispered her plan to Dot.
Dot walked up to Yakko and clonked him on the head with a wooden mallet. This was enough to knock her older brother out. Not to mention the basketball-sized bump that formed afterwards, with birds tweeting around him. "Come on, Yakko. We need to give these two some privacy," said Dot as she dragged Yakko away. Fifi approached Wakko, nervously. "So, Wahkko. seeing how you . . . like me, I suppahse . . . you wahnt to go on a dahte weeth moi?" asked Fifi. "Yes! Yes I'd love to! Know any good place where we could have dinner?" asked Wakko excitedly. "Oui. Ze Blahnc Buffet. My mahthair ees a chef zere. I occahsionahlly help out ahs a waitress," said Fifi. "Good thing I'll be paying for the food cause I'm a big eater. See you tonight at seven," said Wakko. He then wrapped his arms around Fifi and kissed her on the lips. This caused the stripe on Fifi's tail to turn red like a thermometer and her eyes turned into red hearts. "Le squee!" cried Fifi happily.
Dot had stuffed the unconscious Yakko into a sack and put him outside Bimbette's apartment. She rang the doorbell and ran off. The one who answered the door was Bimbette Skunk. "Huh? I don't remember ordering a package recently," said Bimbette. She opened it and saw it was Yakko, who was starting to regain consciousness. "What happened?" asked Yakko. "Are you all right, mister?" asked Bimbette. When Yakko regained his senses, he got a good look at Bimbette. His eyes turned into red hearts and he had a nosebleed. "Hello skunk nurse!" cried Yakko. He suddenly jumped into Bimbette's arms. "Hey! What gives?!" asked Bimbette. "Now you're what I call beautiful!" cried Yakko. "About time somebody notices my beauty," said Bimbette, smiling. But it faded when she felt Yakko hugging him. This caused Bimbette to shriek. "Get off of me, you little pervert!" cried Bimbette as she slapped Yakko. A red hand mark was left on his face. "I love a girl who plays rough!" said Yakko.
Later, Fifi told her mother about how Wakko asked her out on a date and how he liked her scent. "How odd. I deedn't sink you'd meet a boy who eesn't a skunk zat ahctually liked your smell. I guess zat's why zey cahll heem Wahkko," said Fluer, scratching her head. "I guess so. I bettair get ready fahr my dahte," said Fifi. First, Fifi took a shower so that she would smell nice when she's not letting off her skunk smell. After that, she began to go through her dresses to see which one she wanted to wear for her date. "Hmm. Too orahnge. Too red. Too Gahtheec. Too Veectahrian," said Fifi as she searched through her dresses. She then finally came across a dress she liked. "Perfect," said Fifi.
Very soon, Wakko arrived outside of the La Fume house all dressed up. The first to greet him was Fleur La Fume. "Bahnjour. You must be Wahkko. My daughtair will be out shahrtly," said Fifi. Fifi stepped outside next. The dress she was wearing for the date was a dark purple and had a keyhole neckline. She wore some pearl bracelets and a pearl necklace for her jewelry. She still wore her purple eyeshadow, but now had the addition of purple lipstick and eyeshadow. Wakko's eyes turned into red hearts and his tongue hung out of his mouth at the sight of how pretty Fifi looked. "You like whaht you see?" asked Fifi as she fluttered her eyelashes. "Uh-huh," said Wakko, nodding. Fluer & her daughter and Wakko got into Fleur's car and they drove off to the Blanc Buffet.
Once they arrived at the Blanc Buffet, Fleur had Fifi and her date seated at a good table and she went to the kitchen to do her shift. The two had already ordered their food and were waiting for their meal to be brought to the table. "You know, I nevair ahsked ziss befahre, why deed you ahnd your seebleengs get enrahlled aht Ahcme Looniverseety?" asked Fifi. "Well, Dr. Scratchy is always trying to cure us of our zaniness. But he decided maybe instead of trying to get rid our zaniness, he thought maybe your school could teach us how to use it for a good purpose. He did send Hello Nurse to keep an eye on us and report to him on how we are doing," said Wakko. "I see. I did meed meet Hello Nurse cause I'm a student nurse," said Fifi. "Is there anything I should be prepared for on future days?" asked Wakko. "Well, we cahmpete een spahrts weeth ze reevahl school; Perfecto Prep. Zey're stuck up eleetist snahbs who ahctually cheat een whahtevair events zey pahrteecipahte een," said Fifi. "My siblings and I have handled worse bullies than them," said Wakko.
"We ahlso hahve to wahrry ahbout Elmyra Duff, ze lahcahl ahneemahl lahveeng eediot who's ahlways trying to fahrce my fellow students ahnd I to be hair pets," said Fifi. "Oh we met her before," said Wakko. "You hahve?" asked Fifi. "Yes. Apparently, Dr. Scratchy thought it would be a good idea to have her with us during one his therapy sessions. But she kept chasing us throughout the studio," said Wakko. "How deed you mahnage to shahke hair off?" asked Fifi. "Well, Yakko got the idea to chase to trick Elmyra into chasing Mindy, a girl whom is normally babysat by Buttons the Dog. Whenever Buttons babysits Mindy, bad things happen. Most of the time, he gets hurt in comedic ways. So, the bad luck that normally happens to Buttons, happened to Elmyra," said Wakko. Fifi laughed due to hearing what happened to Elmyra. "I bet Elmyra hahsn't fahrgotten ahbout zat," snickered Fifi.
At that moment, the waiter arrived with Fifi and Wakko's dinner. Fifi's dinner was a chicken parmesan sandwich. As for Wakko, he ordered a lot of meals due to him being a big eater. "Your dinner is here," said the waiter. "Merci," said Fifi. "Thanks," said Wakko. Fifi took a bite out of her sandwich. "Mmm. Ziss ees deleecious," said Fifi. Wakko started to devour his food. Fifi just stared at Wakko, blinking. She then resumed eating her sandwich.
As the two were eating, they heard screaming outside. It was Bimbette Skunk running away from a lovesick Yakko. "You stay away from me, you weirdo!" cried Bimbette as she ran past the window, with Yakko in pursuit. "Looks like my brother's having fun with your rival," said Wakko. "Beembette Skunk may look beauteeful, but she's spoiled aht times," said Fifi. "I see," said Wakko.
It wasn't long before Fifi and Wakko finished their dinner. Due to Wakko eating a lot of food, the food bill was indeed expensive, but Wakko was able to pay the bill. After the dinner, the two took a walk in the Acme Acres Park. After their walk, they arrived back to Fifi's house. "So, deed you enjoy our leettle dahte?" asked Fifi. "I sure did. The other boys don't know what they're missing," said Wakko. "Well. Ze only othair boys who ahctually like me ahre Hahmtahn Peeg ahnd Sylvestair Jr. Ahsh's Peekahchu ees steell een cahnfleect of wethair he likes me or naht. But I do hahpe he wahrms up to me mahre wance I grahduate," said Fifi.
Suddenly, Fifi wrapped her arms around Wakko and began to kiss him silly. The purple skunkette did a big wet kiss on his lips to end the kissing. Once the kissing was over, Wakko's face was covered in purple lipstick marks. His eyes turned into pink hearts and his heart pounded with love. "Wow! What a woman!" cried Wakko. Fifi La Fume laughed at Wakko's reaction. "I'll see aht school tahmorrow," said Fifi. She walked back into her house. Wakko then left, walking funny due to still being dazed from Fifi's kisses. As for Yakko, he was still chasing after Bimbette Skunk.
The next day, at the outskirts of Acme Acres, all was quiet. But the silence was broken by the noise of a car engine roaring. A purple car was driving real fast. So fast that it crashed through the sign that read, "Welcome to Acme Acres".
(Insert "The Joker's Theme" from Batman the Animated Series)
And the one driving it was none other than the Clown Prince of Crime himself; the Joker! With him were Harley Quinn & her pet hyenas; Bud & Lou and four goons. The Joker laughed as he drove like the maniac he is.
(End Music)
(Insert "Batman's Theme" from Batman the Animated Series)
But chasing the Jokermobile was Batman, driving the Batmobile. One thing's for sure, once the two enter Acme Acres, the already crazy town was going to get even crazier.
(End Music)
(Insert "Tiny Toon Adventures Ending Theme")
Gag Credits: See that writers of the Animaniacs reboot? When you refuse to feature certain characters from the original, other people are going to use them in a different work of fiction.
(Furrball appears and roars to the viewers (think the MGM lion) and apologizes by letting out a soft meow.)
Sneak Peek
On the next episode of "Fifi's New Tiny Toon Adventures", there's trouble stirring in Acme Acres. Elmyra Duff has been released from jail and she's adopted two new pets; a pair of cute puppies. But unfortunately for her, those "puppies" are really Bud and Lou Harley Quinn's pet hyenas. What's worse, the Joker and Harley Quinn are in town! Luckily, Batman is in the neighborhood too. Can he along with Scentanna, SuperBun, WonderBabs and Keen Arrow reach Elmyra and convince her to give the hyenas back to the Joker and Harley? Or will the two crazed clowns get to the Duffs first and try to take them back by force?! And can anybody stop Bud and Lou from eating Elmyra's pets, including Furrball?! See all the action in the first crossover with the Emmy awarding Batman the Animated Series; "Hyena Havoc", on Fifi's New Tiny Toon Adventures!
I hoped you enjoyed this episode. As you read in the first short, some of Elmyra's pets are hated characters, so that would make them bleephole victims. Blinky Bunny is from the book, "A Bad Bunny". I never liked how he wasn't punished, so his karma is being forced to be Elmyra's pet. There are a lot of people who hated Cecil B. Tortoise, so that's why I'm making him a captive. As you saw, another character from Animaniacs that wasn't in the reboot has been featured, which is Hello Nurse. She'll be showing up in future episodes along with the Warners. Are you excited about how the next episode is going to be a crossover with Batman the Animated Series? I thought it would be appropriate since Bruce Timm and Paul Dini both worked on Tiny Toon Adventures before working on the DCAU. Tom Ruegger also worked on the animated movie of Batman: Mask of the Phantasm too. So until next time, peace out.