Fifi's New Tiny Toon Adventures
Written by Artist1990
Based on "Tiny Toon Adventures" created by Tom Ruegger and produced by Warner Bros. Animation and Amblin
Based on the "Pokémon" Video Games by Nintendo & Game Freak and the Anime Series by OLM, Inc.
Other guest starring franchises belong to their respective owners.
Note: All Pokémon dialogue is translated.
(Insert New Version of "Tiny Toon Adventures" Theme Song)
(We see the Warner Bros. logo which zooms away and it transitions to the Tiny Toons circle.)
Buster: We're tiny . . .
(Buster appears.)
Babs: We're toony . . .
(Babs appears.)
Cast: We're all a little looney,
(The rest of the Tiny Toons cast join in. Mary Melody replaces Elmyra Duff.)
And in this cartoony,
we're invading your TV.
(The Tiny Toons run out of the TV.)
Buster and Babs: We're comic dispensers.
(Buster squirts himself with a seltzer bottle, while Babs hits herself with a pie.)
Fifi: We crahck up ahll ze censahrs.
(The censors are laughing)
Cast: On Tiny Toon Adventures,
(Fifi emerges from the TV smashes the screen with a mallet.)
get a dose of comedy!
(Buster is dressed as a doctor, while Babs and Fifi are dressed as nurses.)
So here's Acme Acres,
it's a whole wide world apart.
(We see a view of Acme Acres.)
Fifi: Our hahme sweet hahme, eet stahnds ahlahne,
a cahrtoon wahrk of ahrt!
(Fifi is making a painting of Minerva Mink in a sexy, revealing outfit. She's wearing a French barret.)
Plucky: The scripts were rejected,
(Plucky is operating a type writer.)
expect the unexpected.
(A second Plucky head emerges from the paper, scaring the real Plucky.)
Cast: On Tiny Toon Adventures, it's about to start!
(We see the Tiny Toon Adventures logo again.)
Plucky: They're furry,
They're funny.
(Buster and Babs Bunny appear.)
Cast: They're Babs and Buster Bunny.
(Buster and Babs take off their disguises, revealing that Buster is really Babs and Babs is really Buster.)
Montana Max has money.
(Montana Max emerges from a pile of dollars, holding more dollars.)
Elmyra is a pain!
(Elmyra smiles at the audience, only to get pelted by some produce, showing how much the fandom hates her.)
Buster: Here's Hamton.
(Hamton is vacuuming his floor.)
Plucky: And Plucky!
(Plucky emerges from the vacuum.)
Babs: Fifi's very mushy!
(Fifi is kissing Calamity Coyote all over the face, leaving pink kiss marks. His eyes turn into pink hearts.)
Cast: Furrball's unlucky . . .
(Furrball is smelling a flower until a piano crushes him.)
and Gogo is insane.
(Gogo Dodo hits himself with a mallet, splitting him into more copies.)
Fifi: Aht Ahcme Looniverseety we earn our toon degree.
(We see Acme Looniversity.)
Ze teacheeng stahff's been getteeng laughs seence 1933!
(Fifi and the other students are gathered at class. The teachers present are Bugs Bunny, Pepé Le Pew, the Roadrunner and Wile E. Coyote, posing. Wile E. is flattened by an anvil.)
Cast: We're tiny, we're toony, we're all a little looney,
(We see the cast of Tiny Toon Adventures)
It's Tiny Toon Adventures, come and join the fun!
(We see the logo again, but then, Fifi thrusts the words of 'Fifi's New' on top and joins Buster and Babs in the logo.)
Fifi: Ahnd now our sahng ees dahne!
Episode 12: Coyotes, Mice and Cats, Oh My!
Short #1: To Cheer Up a Coyote
On our last adventure, Batman chased Joker and his goons all the way to Acme Acres. During the car chase, the Joker and his gang got scattered due to their car crashing into a dynamite trap Calamity Coyote set for Little Beeper. The animal loving idiot, Elmyra Duff gets a hold of Harley Quinn's pet hyenas; Bud and Lou. When Harley Quinn found this out, she along with Joker and their goons attacked the Duffs and killed some of Elmyra's pets. However, Scentanna, SuperBuns, Wonder Babs, Keen Arrow and Batman managed to stop the crazed villains. Furrball the Cat even managed to be the one to defeat the Joker. Right now, Furrball was having an after school picnic with his classmate, Fifi La Fume. "Wow. The food you packed for this picnic is delicious, Fifi," said Furrball as he snacked on a peanut butter sandwich.
"Merci. I knew you'd lahve ze food," said Fifi. Furrball then ate a croissant roll. "You like ze croissahnts? I bahked zem myself," said Fifi.
"I love 'em!" said Furrball.
"Well, you should try one of ze eclairs," said Fifi, offering Furrball an eclair Furrball ate the eclair. The instant he devoured it, he beamed.
"Wow! This is the best eclair I've ever had!" cried Furrball.
"Eet's my mahthair's specialty. She mahkes ze best eclairs," said Fifi.
"You've been so kind to me when the other students wouldn't. Why?" asked Fifi.
"Well, fahr stahrters, we were bahth meestreated by you know who, so I know your pain. Ahnd we bahth stahrted out hahmeless here een our first year aht Ahcme Looniverseety. But just now, ahs you know, my mahthair cahme to Ahcme Ahcres ahnd I'm now leeving een a real house," said Fifi.
"I wish I knew who my parents were and why I'm all alone," said Furrball sadly.
"Your pahrents ahre out zere, sahmewhere. ahnd I bet zey may be lookeeng fahr you," soothed Fifi. Furrball smiled a bit, knowing Fifi may be right. After the picnic, Fifi and Furrball walked all the way back to Fifi's house. The two entered through the door of the electric fence and walked up to the front door. Fifi opened the door and Fleur La Fume, Fifi's mother greeted them.
"Bahnjour, Fifi. how wahs your peecneec weeth Furrbahll?" asked Fleur.
"Eet wahs wahnderful," said Fifi. "Hello, Mrs. La Fume. You remember me, Furrball. We met during Fifi's Sweet Sixteen," said Furrball.
"Of course I do. You were one of ze boys who dahnced weeth my daughtair," said Fleur.
"Eet wahs great spendeeng time weeth you. See tahmorrow aht school, Furrbahll," said Fifi. The young, purple skunkette kissed Furrball on both cheeks, which was French kissing. Each of Furrball's cheeks had a pink kiss mark.
"Aww, shucks," said Furrball as his face blushed as pink as Fifi's bow. Fifi giggled at Furrball's reaction. Furrball then left for his own home, skipping happily.
At the Acme Acres Hospital, the Duffs were gathered outside of Elmyra's hospital room. She was currently asleep. Mr. and Mrs. Duff were currently in discussion with the doctor and Batman. The police already took the Joker, Harley Quinn and their goons back to Arkham Asylum in Gotham City. "How is she, doctor?" asked Mrs. Duff. "The anti-venom did all it could. The rest is up to her," said the Doctor.
"You said she should be kept here for a couple of days to monitor for any negative side effects. What kind of side effects are we talking about?" asked Mr. Duff.
"Did you ever read about the Valestra Mob murders that happened months ago?" asked Batman.
"What does it have to do with our daughter?" asked Mr. Duff.
"You see, during the whole affair, the Joker poisoned Arthur Reeves with his toxin cause he had a connection to the murders in a way. Even after being cured, he was driven insane due to his connection being exposed and his political career shattered. There's no telling what state Elmyra's mind will be in after the way Harley Quinn's hyenas ate some of her pets. So I'd keep a sharp eye on your daughter after she gets out of the hospital," said Batman.
"Yes, Batman," said Mr. & Mrs. Duff.
The next week at Acme Looniversity was mostly uneventful. But for some reason, Calamity Coyote was absent. The other students were starting to notice this. Buster Bunny approached Professor Wile E. Coyote. "Professor Wile E. Do you know why your protégé is absent these past two days?" asked Buster. Wile E. did a shoulder shrug, indicating he didn't know. So instead, Buster decided to ask his own mentor; Principal Bugs Bunny.
"I did call Calamity's dad. He says that Calamity has isolated himself in his room and hadn't cone out ever since. His dad still brings him food. But he won't talk about what's been bugging him," said Bugs.
"I see," said Buster. Fifi La Fume was wandering down the halls when she ran into her mentor, Pepé Le Pew.
"Excuse moi, Pepé. But do you know why Cahlameety coyote hahsn't been ahttendeeng hees clahsses lahtely?" asked Fifi.
"No. I dahn't know unfahrtunahtely. I could be zat he's seeck or sahmetheeng," said Pepé.
"I bettair tahlk to my friends ahbout ziss," said Fifi. At lunchtime, Buster explained what Bugs told him to Babs, Shirley and Fifi.
"Like, what's bugging, Calamity?" asked Shirley.
"I don't know, girls. I don't know," said Buster.
"Well, eet seems zere's only one way to sahlve ziss prahblem. We hahve to go pay cahlameety a veesit ahnd tahlk to heem ourselves,," said Fifi.
"Great idea, Fifi," said Babs.
"Meet me at Calamity's house tomorrow and we'll get to the bottom of this problem, ladies," said Buster.
"I'll help too," said Furrball.
"Like, why do you have to come?" asked Shirley, with a bit of hostility in her voice.
"Cause Calamity is my friend too," said Furrball.
"Eef you're trying to exclude heem just because he's a caht, zen you're wrahng to do so," said Fifi.
"What do you mean we're wrong to do so?" asked Buster.
"'Cause Furrbahll ees naht just a caht, he's a persahn weeth feeleengs too. I know zat mahst of ze othair cahts ahre pahrtrayed ahs beerd ahnd mice eateeng mahnsters een othair cahrtoons, but hahve you cahnsidered ze fahct zat maybe Furrbahll doesn't wahnt to be like zat. I mean, recently, he hahsn't tried to eat ahny mice ahnd beerds?"" asked Fifi.
"Why are you defending him anyway?" asked Babs.
"'Cause we're seemilahr ahnd severahl ways zen you may sink, eencludeeng being veecteems of you know who. So Furrbahll must cahme ahnd zat's zat," said Fifi. Buster, Babs and Shirley sighed in defeat. "Okay, fine," said Buster.
"Good. Glahd you see sings my way," said Fifi. Fifi arrived home and was having dinner with her mother.
"So, how wahs school?" asked Fleur.
"Nahtheeng really exceeting hahppened. but one sing zat I've nahticed zat evair seence ze whahle Jahkair ahnd Hahrley ahffair, Cahlameety hahsn't been ahttendeeng school just recently," said Fifi.
"Why's zat, hahney?" asked Fleur.
"I'm naht sure. So, mahthair, ees eet pahsseeble I cahn go ovair to Cahlameety's house to find out whaht's going on?" asked Fifi.
"Sure," said Fleur.
"Merci," said Fifi.
(Insert "The Joker's Theme" from Batman the Animated Series)
Meanwhile, at Arkham Asylum, word got out fast about how the Joker got humiliated by Furrball. And he quickly became a laughing stock among his fellow inmates. They were all laughing at him and cracking jokes about it. "Who would've thought that an ordinary house cat would be the one to defeat you this time," sneered the Scarecrow.
"Riddle me this, riddle me that. Who got punked by a little blue cat?" taunted the Riddler.
"And you call yourself the greatest criminal of Gotham City," said Poison Ivy.
"The only reason I was defeated by Furrball cause I wasn't in Gotham!" said the Joker.
"Yeah, sure," said Two-Face. The only criminal who wasn't laughing was Mr. Freeze.
"Come on, frosty. Can't you crack a grin? What just happened is just so funny that it would actually make you laugh," said Mad Hatter.
"It's like I said, the incident that changed my body froze my emotions dead," said Mr. Freeze.
"Whatever," said the Mad Hatter. The Joker growled angrily as the other criminals harassed him.
"If I ever get out of here, I'm gonna waste all of that kitty's nine lives," grumbled the Joker.
(End Music)
The cat burglar known as Catwoman happened to be overhearing the crooks' conversations from outside the walls of Arkham Asylum. She wore a gray costume themed after a cat with black gloves with claws & boots. She always carried a whip with her. Accompanying her was her pet cat, Isis. "Wow. I would love to meet this Furrball someday," said Catwoman. Isis let out a small meow.
The next day, Buster, Babs, Fifi, Furrball and Shirley gathered outside of Calamity Coyote's house. Buster knocked on the front door. Answering the door was Mr. and Mrs. Coyote. Mr. Coyote somewhat resembled what Calamity Coyote would look like as an adult. Mrs. Coyote looked like a female version of Mr. Coyote. "Yes?" asked Mr. Coyote.
"Hello. We're friends of Calamity from school. I'm Buster Bunny," said Buster.
"Babs Bunny, no relation," said Babs.
"I'm Fifi La Fume," said Fifi. "Name's Shirley," said Shirley.
"And I'm Furrball," said Furrball.
"What can we help you with?" asked Mrs. Coyote.
"We understand that our schoolmate hasn't been attending class with us in the past few days and we want to know what's going on," said Furrball.
"I know. And he won't tell us. We're very worried," said Mrs. Coyote.
"Well, please tell your sahn zat sahme friends of hees ahre here ahnd we'd like to hahve a tahlk weeth heem," said Fifi.
"Okay," said Mr. Coyote. Up in his room, Calamity Coyote sat in the corner of his room, feeling depressed. Just then, he heard a knock on the door. It was Mrs. Coyote.
"Calamity, son. A couple of friends have come over here. They're worried about how you haven't been at school in the past couple of days and would like to talk to you. They're Buster, Babs, Fifi, Furrball and Shirley," said Mrs. Coyote. Calamity stood up and decided to come out of his room for the first time in days. Everybody sat down in the living room. Buster and the four others were dressed up as psychiatrists.
"So, Calamity, like, you haven't been attending school in the past couple of days. And this is not a good sign," said Shirley.
"Whaht ees bahthereeng you ahnd why wahn't you tahlk to your pahrents ahbout eet?" asked Fifi.
"Can you tell us at least, please? We're your friends after all," said Furrball. Calamity sighed, knowing he couldn't keep it to himself any longer. And he did what nobody thought he would do, he talked.
"You really want to know?" asked Calamity.
"You talked?" asked Babs.
"Of course I can talk. Sometimes, I just chose not to," said Calamity.
"So, what's been bugging you lately?" asked Buster.
"It's the pets that Harley Quinn's hyenas killed. I feel responsible for their deaths," said Calamity. "What? Why?" asked Furrball, with concern in his voice. "It was my trap that destroyed the Joker's car and caused the hyenas to get separated and end up in Elmyra's clutches. If that hadn't happened, those animals would be still alive. They didn't deserve it. Especially cause some of them had families. And now, they'll never be able reunite with them because they're dead. And after encountering Blinky Bunny's parents, I'm beginning to think that this whole mess wouldn't have happened if it weren't for me," said Calamity.
A Week Ago . . .
When Blinky's parents got word that their son was killed, they went to Acme Acres to see if it was true. And when they found out, they were devastated. They were currently at the city morgue. It was at that moment that Calamity Coyote was just passing by. When they saw the gray coyote, they got mad since they were told that Calamity's trap caused the events in a way. "You! It's your fault our son is dead!" cried Blinky's Dad. Both bunny parents tried to attack him, but the workers of the morgue were holding them back.
"You should've died instead of our son! You should've died!" cried Blinky's Mom hysterically. Calamity's eyes began to tear up upon hear their hurtful words.
Present Time . . .
"You ahre naht to blahme fahr zeir sahn's death or ahny of ze othair ahneemahls' deaths. Eef ahnybahdy's to blahme, eet's Elmyra," said Fifi.
"Yes. If she hadn't kidnapped the animals to begin with, they wouldn't have been killed by the hyenas," said Buster.
"I agree with Buster," said Babs.
"Blinky's parents are being very irrational. They should be blaming Elmyra instead of you," said Furrball.
"Like, totally," said Shirley.
"There's only one thing to do to prove you're not to blame for the death of Blinky. We're going to bring Blinky's parents and we're going to have a talk with them," said Buster.
"I'll fetch them," said Shirley.
"What should we do in the mean time?" asked Calamity.
"We need to get proof that Elmyra is to blame. I'll go back to Elmyra's house. Elmyra is bound to have taken photos and videos of her with her pets. She likes to take photos and videos to show people how she likes them," said Furrball. She left to do her task. Shirley the Loon searched until she found Blinky's parents at a hotel. She knocked on their hotel room door. Blinky's mother answered the door and saw Shirley.
"Who are you?" asked Blinky's Mom.
"I'm Shirley. I'm, like, Calamity Coyote's classmate and my friends are not happy about the way you treated him," said Shirley.
"But if it weren't for him, our son would be still alive," said Blinky's Mom.
"Well come with me and we'll show you the truth," said Shirley.
"Why do we need to come if we know who did it?" asked Blinky's Dad.
"That wasn't a request," said Shirley. Suddenly, Shirley activated her psychic powers and froze them in a psychic freeze. "I didn't want to this, but you, like, didn't give me a choice," said Shirley. It wasn't long before Shirley managed to move Blinky's parents to Calamity's house. "I brought Blinky's parents," said Shirley.
"I got the evidence that we need to prove Calamity's innocence," said Furrball.
"This is a kidnapping!" cried Blinky's Dad.
"Well, you wouldn't come if I asked you, so I had to do what I had to do," said Shirley.
"So what are you trying to prove?" asked Blinky's Mom.
"We're going to prahve to you zat Cahlameety Coyote ees naht to blahme fahr ze death of your sahn, Bleenky," said Fifi.
"If that mutt isn't to blame, who is?" asked Blinky's Mom.
"It's the one who kidnapped him to begin with. My abusive owner, Elmyra Duff," said Furrball. First, he got out some photos of Elmyra Duff abusing the pets she owned as of now along with the ones recently killed. He managed to get as much photos of Blinky being Elmyra's victim. Some of them photos included Elmyra hugging them to the point of hurting them, dressing them up in baby outfits and giving them scorching hot baths. Blinky's parents were horrified at what they were seeing. "Not only that, I have videos to prove it too," said Furrball. He put a DVD into the DVD player. It began to play recordings of Elmyra abusing him and the other pets. Blinky's parents saw the abuse their son went through. "So you see, Elmyra is to blame, not my friend, Calamity. If she hadn't kidnapped your son, Blinky, the hyenas wouldn't have killed him and he would still be alive," said Furrball.
"You were blaming the wrong person to begin with," said Mr. Coyote.
"You had no right to treat our son like how you treated him days ago," scolded Mrs. Coyote.
"But he's the protégé of Wile E. Coyote, always chasing a roadrunner like him," said Blinky's Mom.
"He may be ze prahtégé of Wile E. Coyote, but zat doesn't mean he's ahll zat bahd. H'es naht tahtahlly obsessed weeth chahseeng ahftair Leettle Beepair. He's ahctually dahne sahme good sings too," said Fifi.
"Like what?" asked Blinky's Dad.
"There was this one time where I asked him to build a machine that would make me twice as funny. But it accidentally separated my sense of humor from my body, which in turned caused me to become more nerdy. Hamton and he had to retrieve it before sundown or else it'll fade and I would be nerd-ified forever. But in the end, Calamity managed to retrieve it and I was back to my old self again," said Babs.
"Calamity also once told me about the time that he was a junior lifeguard under the supervision of Arnold the Pit Bull. He was unsuccessful at first because he was new to the job and Elmyra's attempts to "help" him only made things worse. But he managed to save Arnold from drowning, who ironically, can't swim. After that, the girls who were swooning over Arnold were now swooning over him," said Furrball. After hearing the toons say about the good things Calamity has done, Blinky's parents were ashamed. "What have we done? We were blaming the wrong person," said Blinky's Mom.
"We are very sorry, Calamity. It'll never happen again," said Blinky's Dad.
"It better not," said Calamity. After Blinky's parents left, Calamity Coyote turned to his friends. "Thank you for all you did," said Calamity.
"No prahblem. Zat's whaht friends ahre fahr. Zey look out fahr each othair," said Fifi. She then gave Calamity French kisses on the cheek, leaving pink kiss marks. The gray coyote's face blushed bright pink, earning a giggle from Fifi.
Very soon, now it was Elmyra's family who was getting heat from Blinky's parents. They told Mr. and Mrs. Duff that they needed to control their daughter or she'll end up in a worse situation than she was in already. The Duffs were troubled by this. "What are we going to do about Elmyra?" asked Mrs. Duff.
"It's like what Batman said, we need to keep a closer eye on her. 'Cause if we don't correct her behavior, I'm afraid she'll bring this family to ruin," said Mr. Duff.
Short #2: At Last . . . Lightning Rodriguez
One evening, Little Beeper was on a date with his girlfriend, Anais. Little Beeper wore a blue bow tie and collar. Anais wore a turquoise dress & high heels. The two were sitting on some outdoor seats at a restaurant, eating bird seed. "Ze night sky sure ees beauteeful, Leettle Beepair," said Anais. Little Beeper nodded. He held out a sign that read, "Not as beautiful as you." Anais blushed at that compliment. "Oh merci, Leettle beepair. You're a nahturahl bahrn cahsanahva," said Anais. She gave him a big kiss on his nose, leaving a pink kiss mark. Little Beeper's eyes turned into pink hearts and he sighed before he melted into a puddle. Anais giggled and wrung him out before shaking him back to normal. At that moment, something small whizzed by Little Beeper and Anais. The two roadrunners were puzzled by this. They then heard a voice yell, "Don't let that mouse escape!" The voice belonged to a large, orange muscular cat named Amby. He was accompanied by a small gray cat with a yellow bow tie named Floyd. The two cats ran after this mouse they were chasing. "Wahs zat Speedy Gahnzahles zey were chahseeng?" asked Anais. Little Beeper did a shoulder shrug.
But it wasn't Speedy the two cats were chasing. It was actually a mouse around the students' age. He had brown fur like Speedy. He was Mexican, but he didn't dress like Speedy. Instead, he wore a blue t-shirt, sneakers and cap. The two cats ran as fast as they could, but it was no good. The young mouse was a lot faster than them. Just then, the mouse saw his house just ahead. "Alright! Home sweet home!" said the mouse. The doors to his house were sliding doors. Once they opened, he went in and they closed behind him. The anti-cat lock activated and he was safe within his home.
"Dang! He got away again!" said Amby.
"What do we do?" asked Floyd.
"We'll need a new plan to catch that little mouse," said Amby.
The next day, it was another day of school for the students of Acme Looniversity. Little Beeper and Anais were telling the other students about what happened during their date. "Another speedy mouse?" asked Buster.
"Oui. Eet's true. Two cahts were chahseeng ahftair heem," said Anais. Little Beeper nodded.
"Now who in the world could be just as fast as Speedy?" asked Plucky. As if right on cue, the young zipped into the hallway of the school.
"Ola," said the mouse.
"Uh . . . hi," said Babs.
"Like, who might you be?" asked Shirley.
"My name is Lightning Rodriguez. I'm a new student and my mentor is Speedy Gonzales," said the mouse.
"Oh, so you're his student. I'm Buster Bunny and my mentor is Bugs Bunny," said Buster.
"I'm Babs Bunny, no relation to Buster. My mentor is Honey from the Bosko Cartoons," said Babs.
"You can call me Shirley the Loon. I don't have a true mentor yet," said Shirley.
"I'm Ahnais ahnd ziss ees my boyfriend, Leettle Beepair. Hees mentahr ees ze Roadrunnair, who ees ahlso hees uncle," said Anais.
"Nice to meet you all," said Lightning. But then, something caught Lightning's eye. It was Fifi La Fume. For her attire today, she was wearing her light green blouse and green skirt once again. She was adjusting her eyeshadow using a mirror in her locker. She turned a round a bit and Lightning was able to see her beautiful face. The instant Lightning saw Fifi, Cupid's arrow struck him, right on target. His eyes turned into pink hearts at the sight of the pretty skunkette. "Aye yai yai! Who's that?" asked Lightning.
"Oh, her? That's Fifi La Fume, the protégé of Pepé Le Pew and the local romance seeker," said Babs. Fifi went back to touching up her good looks.
"She's so pretty," said Lightning.
"Don't tell you're falling in love with her?" asked Buster.
"I think I am," said Lightning.
"I'd be careful around her. Since she's a skunk, she can stink . . . real bad," said Plucky.
"I can handle a skunk's smell," said Lightning.
"Like, don't be too sure," said Shirley.
Very soon, all the students sat down for class. Professor Speedy Gonzales was in the classroom. "Students of Acme Looniversity, we have a new kid and today is his first day. Some of you may have met him," said Speedy. Lightning zipped into the classroom. "This my protégé, Lightning Rodriguez," said Speedy.
"Ola everybody," said Speedy.
"Hello," said the other students.
"I'm pleased to meet you all and will look forward to attending this school," said Lightning. He then sat down at his desk and seat. Fifi was sitting in front of him. And being smaller, he found himself staring at Fifi's rear. He blushed due to this.
"You okay, Mister?" asked Lil' Sneezer. Lightning Rodriguez snapped out of his daze.
"Oh. I'm fine," said Lightning.
It was now lunchtime. He saw Fifi sit down on one of the tables. She got out her Pepé Le Pew lunchbox and unpacked its contents. For her lunch, she packed a croissant, a slice of cheese and a bottle of grape juice. "I think I'll introduce myself to her," said Lightning. He walked up to Fifi's table. "Ola, miss," said Lightning. Fifi heard his voice and spotted him.
"Oh. Bahnjour. You must be ze new student. I'm Fifi La Fume, ze prahtege of Pepé Le Pew," said Fifi.
"I'm Lightning Rodriguez," said Lightning.
"So, whaht wahs life like befahre you cahme to ze school?" asked Fifi.
"I lived in Mexico. Like me mentor, I was born with amazing speed. I've spent most of my time dodging hungry cats, snakes and other predators. And then one day, I met Speedy Gonzales during his summer vacation. He was amazed at how I was able to run fast as him. He asked my parents to see if they could enroll me in Acme Looniversity, which they did," said Lightning.
"I see," said Fifi.
"What was your life like?" asked Lightning.
"I wahs bahrn een Pahrees, ze ceety of lahve. My pahrents ahre Pierre La Fume ahnd Fleur La Fume. Pahpa ees a fahmous tv directahr, while mahthair ees a fahmous chef. I ahlso hahve ahn oldair seestair nahmed Brigette ahnd a leettle brahthair nahmed Jean Claude. My goal ees to find my true lahve. When I wahs youngair, I wahs shy ahround boys. but ahftair being mentahred by Pepé Le Pew, I now cahn express my feeleengs to whahtevair boy I wahnt to dahte. Prahblem ees zat zere ahre few boy skunks een ziss town," said Fifi.
"Did you ever date boys who aren't skunks?" asked Lightning.
"Oui. Hahmtahn Peeg wance took me out to ze prahm ahnd on ahnahthair occahsion, he took me out to deennair. Zere's ahlso Prahfessahr Sylvestair's sahn, Sylvestair Jr. I wance hahd a peecneec weeth Furrbahll too. But of course, ze one boy who I will ahlways hahve a special plahce een my heart ees a Peekahchu belahngeeng to Ahsh Ketchum of Pahllet Town," said Fifi.
"You like him because . . . ?" asked Lightning.
"He rescued me frahm Elmyra Duff, ze ahneemahl lahveeng eediot who doesn't realize she ahbuses zem. She stupeedly sinks I'm a caht. But Peekahchu chahrged to my rescue ahnd zahpped Elmyra real good," said Fifi.
"I see," said Lightning.
"Evair seence my mahthair mahved to ze neighbahrhood, she cahn now hahve Elmyra ahrrested eef she tries to keednahp me. I ahlso hahve ahn electreec fence outside of my house. Elmyra ees een ze hahspeetahl right now ahftair ahn eencident eenvahlveeng ze Jahkair ahnd Hahrley Quinn. When she's released, you bettair be cahreful eef she decides to try to cahpture you," said Fifi.
"Don't worry. I'll just outrun her like the cats I've outran. Fifi, I think you're pretty," said Lightning.
"You sink I'm pretty?" asked Fifi. Her cheeks started to blush as pink as her bow.
"Si," said Lightning.
"Merci," said Fifi. She let out a cute giggle.
Later that day, Sylvester asked Furrball to come to his office. "You wanted to see me?" asked Furrball.
"Yes. I have a new assignment for you. You saw that new student, Lightning Rodriguez?" asked Sylvester.
"Yes. What about him?" asked Furrball.
"I want you to catch that mouse," said Sylvester.
"Catch him?" asked Furrball
. "Yes. I don't know what your deal is, but you've stopped chasing after Sweetie Pie and Lil' Sneezer," said Sylvester.
"Sweetie's too mean and she's got that cat invasion obsessed Pug at her side. And Lil' Sneezer, I can't get near him if he's always passing his sneeze germs," said Furrball. He didn't want his mentor to know that he used brain reprogramming machine to change him into a vegetarian.
"Well, if you catch Lightning, I'll ensure you finally get a spot in the Hall of Cartoon Cats. And I'll make those anti-cat people respect you," said Sylvester.
"O-okay," said Furrball nervously.
Fifi went home, still thinking about how Lightning called her pretty. "So, ahnytheeng eventful hahppened dureeng school tahday, Fifi?" asked Fleur.
"Zere's a new student," said Fifi. "Who ees ziss new student?" asked Fleur.
"Hees nahme ees Lightneeng Rahdreeguez, a prahtégé fahr Speedy Gahnzahles. He's fahst like Speedy ahnd very pahlite," said Fifi.
"Ees zere ahny reasahn why you're blusheeng?" asked Fifi.
"Me? Blusheeng?" asked Fifi.
"Oui. Your cheeks ahre ahs peenk ahs your bow," said Fleur.
"Oh. He said zat I wahs pretty ahnd heareeng zat mahde moi hahppy," said Fifi.
"If I hahd known ahny bettair, he prahbahbly said zat ahs a fahrm of fleerteeng weeth you," said Fleur.
"Le whaht?!" asked Fifi.
"Speedy hahs been known to fleert weeth ze lahdies. So sahme of eet may hahve rubbed off of heem," said Fleur. She let out a giggle.
"But why fleert weeth moi? He's a mouse. I'm a skunk," said Fifi.
"What? You dahted a mouse befahre. One of ze electreec kind. Remembair?" asked Fleur. "Yes, but Peekahchu wahs my size. Lightneeng, he's teeny weeny. I dahn't know a relahtionsheep would wahrk," said Fifi.
"You wahn't know unless you give heem a chahnce," said Fleur.
Next day, Lightning was taking a jog through the Acme Acres Park. Furrball happened to be in the park too. He set up his first trap to try to catch the speedy mouse. The blue cat put a plate on the ground and put a taco on it. He then sprinkled it with extra cheese. He then took out an Acme Cooking Gun like the one he attempted to use on Arnold when Sweetie reprogrammed his brain to try to eat pit bull instead of her. He fired a low heat blast from the gun to cook the taco enough to melt the cheese. Furrball then hid in the tree above the taco plate. Now Lightning could smell the hot taco. "Ooh! A taco! Yummy!" said Lightning. He ran up to the plate and prepared to devour it. Furrball prepared to pounce on Lightning. As Lightning was eating the taco, Furrball jumped down toward him. Unfortunately, instead of landing on Lightning, he landed on a tree branch that bent down from his weight. Suddenly, it snapped back, sending the blue cat flying and screaming. Lightning finished eating the taco. Furrball landed a couple of yards away from Lightning with a loud THUD! It didn't take long for Lightning to figure out who provided the free lunch. "Thanks for the free lunch, pussycat," said Lightning. And he ran off. Furrball groaned, knowing it was going to be a long day.
At the La Fume house, Fleur went to collect the mail. The mailman didn't run away this time since Fleur had better control over her stench then her daughter. After going back inside, she began to scroll through the letters. She saw one that had a Mexican stamp on it. It was addressed to Fifi. "Fifi, ziss one ees fahr you," said Fleur.
"Fahr moi?" asked Fifi.
"Oui," said Fleur. Fifi opened the envelope and saw what it was.
"Eet looks like a lahve lettair," said Fifi.
"Whaht does eet say?" asked Fleur.
"Eet says, 'You spice up my life, my leettle jahlapeñyo'," said Fifi. Hearts began to float above Fifi. "Ooh la la. I hahve ahn ahdmeerair," said Fifi.
"Does eet say who eet's frahm?" asked Fleur.
"No," said Fifi.
"But zere ees a clue," said Fleur, pointing to the Mexican stamp. "I'm begeenneeng to sink eet ees ze new keed," said Fleur.
"But how will I know?" asked Fifi.
"Only one way to find out. Ahsk heem," said Fleur. "Okay," said Fifi.
After the failure of the taco trap, Furrball decided to do something different to catch Lightning. He ordered an Acme Jet Powered skateboard. It also came with a helmet and shoulder & kneepads. Once Furrball was all geared up, he waited for Lightning to come by, hiding behind a tree. Lightning ran past Furrball's hiding place. Furrball then activated the rocket skateboard and he began to speed after the speedy young mouse. Lightning ran down a set of stairs. Furrball used the skateboard to grind down the stair railing. Lightning decided to lose Furrball by running under a fallen log. However, Furrball jumped over the log whole the skateboard went under. Furrball then landed back on the jet skateboard. "Arriba! Arriba!" said Lightning. Far from where Lightning and Furrball were at, Amby and Floyd were prowling, looking for Lightning themselves. "That speedy mouse has got to be around here," said Amby. Just then, they heard Lightning yelling, "Ándale! Ándale!"
"I hear him!" said the Floyd. Lightning suddenly executed a sharp turn away from the two cats. Furrball saw he was heading for the two alley cats snd screeched in alarm. He tried to stop, but it was too late! CRASH! Furrball crashed into the two cats. BOOM! The jet powered skateboard exploded. All three cats were fried by the explosion and black as soot. Amby and Floyd growled at Furrball.
"That mouse is ours to eat, not yours!" said the Amby. He punched Furrball, knocking him into a tree. The two alley cats left to find Lightning. Lightning was on the move again. At that moment, he spotted Little Beeper who was out on his own daily run. The little mouse ran up to the young roadrunner.
"Hey there, amigo. I hear you are fast too," said Lightning. Little Beeper nodded. "Well then, care for a race? We'll race to Weenie Burger," said Lightning. A competitive smile appeared on Little Beeper's face, showing he accepted the challenge. The two speedsters then began to run faster, trying to outrun each other. Furrball decided to use a snare rope trap, which was one where he could reel him in. He laid the rope on the ground and waited for the speedy mouse to come by. What he didn't know was that both Lightning and Beeper were coming. The one that triggered the trap was Little Beeper, not Lightning. The rope wrapped around part of Little Beeper. But unfortunately, Furrball was getting dragged by the young roadrunner, screaming. The rope and Furrball didn't slow Little Beeper down at all. The two speedsters saw Weenie Burger dead ahead of them. They began to run even faster. They finally stopped in front of the entrance, at the same time. When Little Beeper stopped, the rope stopped and Furrball was sent flying across the city, screaming. "Wow. We're evenly match," said Lightning.
At her house, Fifi was brushing her tail when she heard something hit the electric fence, followed by a zapping and a scream. Fifi looked out the window and saw Furrball had crashed into part of the fence and was getting zapped. "Sahcrebleu! Furrbahll!" cried Fifi. She put her brush down and ran downstairs. After getting zapped, Furrball fell to the ground, black as soot and his fur spiked up. Fifi exited the fence and brought Furrball into the fence border. Fleur happened to be present too. "Oh you poor, poor sing," said Fifi. She began to kiss some of his boo boos, hoping it'll make him feel better.
"Whaht hahppened?" asked Fleur. Furrball regained his senses and was able to speak.
"You know that new student, Lightning?" asked Furrball.
"Whaht ahbout heem?" asked Fifi.
"Professor Sylvester assigned me to catch him and eat him. My latest failure caused me to get sent flying across the city and into your electric fence," said Furrball.
"Ees zere ahnahthair reasahn why you're trying to cahtch heem?" asked Fifi.
"My mentor said that if I catch Lightning, it would earn me in a place at the Hall of Cartoon Cats," said Furrball.
"But ees ziss pain you're going through really wahrth ze trouble fahr a plahce aht a museum?" asked Fleur. Furrball was stunned by Fleur's question. "Look, Furrbahll, I know I'm naht your mahthair, but my ahdvice ees zat sink of othair ways you could earn a spaht een ze museum. less painful ways," said Fleur.
"But what are the less painful ways?" asked Furrball.
"I dahn't know. but you'll sink of sahmetheeng," said Fleur. Furrball started to walk back home. Fleur's words were still echoing in his mind. But his thoughts were interrupted when Lightning Rodriguez whizzed by him.
"Catch me if you can, pussycat!"said Lightning. But Furrball wasn't pursuing him. Not this time. Lightning was confused by this new development. "Hey, aren't you going to chase me? Are even trying to catch me?" asked Lightning.
"No," replied Furrball.
"No? Why not?" asked Lightning.
"The truth is . . . I'm a vegetarian cause I reprogrammed my brain to be one," said Furrball.
"Aye Crumba! Why would you do that?" asked Lightning.
"'Cause I'm sick of people viewing me as a bird and mouse eating monster. So I figured, if I'm vegetarian, people will like me better. The only reason I'm chasing you is that Professor Sylvester is pressuring me to," said Furrball.
"Does your mentor even know you're a vegetarian?" asked Lightning.
"No, 'cause I'm afraid he'll do something terrible if he does find out. So please, don't tell him," said Furrball.
"Tell who whaht?" asked a voice. Furrball turned and saw it was Fifi La Fume. He let out a gasp.
"Bahnjour, boys," said Fifi.
"Ola Fifi," said Lightning. He was starting to grow nervous since he was in the presence of the pretty skunkette.
"Lightneeng, I gaht ziss lahve lettair ziss mahrneeng zat hahd a Mexeecahn stahmp on eet. Wahs zat you?" asked Fifi. Furrball was surprised by this.
"Si, it was me. The truth is . . . I developed a crush on you the day I first saw you," said Lightning.
"You deed, eh?" asked Fifi.
"So, I was hoping maybe sometime, we can go on a date or something," said Lightning. Unbeknownst to Fifi, Furrball and Lightning, Floyd and Amby were spying on them.
"That rodent likes the skunk?" asked Floyd. At that moment, Amby got an idea.
"Wait a minute! She's just what we need to catch that mouse and have him for dinner once and for all! Here's what we're going to do," said Amby. And he began to whisper his plan to his partner. "
I dahn't know, Lightneeng. I've nevair dahted ahnybahdy ahs smahll ahs you befahre een my entire life. I shahll hahve to sink ahbout eet or sahmetheeng," said Fifi.
"Oh, okay," said Lightning. He started to leave along with Furrball. Fifi began to walk home since the sun was starting to set. Fifi decided to take a short cut down an alley way to get home. But it was at that moment, the two bully cats made their move. Amby threw a knock out gas bomb that landed and exploded near Fifi. Fifi coughed as the knock out gas started to take effect. She then fell unconscious.
"Got her!" said Amby. The two cats then grabbed Fifi and began to take her to who knows where.
Lightning Rodriguez was at home having dinner with his family. "So Fifi finally knows that I have a crush on her," said Lightning.
"Does she show interest in you?" asked Mr. Rodriguez.
"She's not sure cause she's never dated anybody my size," said Lightning.
"I'm sure she'll make a final decision by tomorrow," said Mr. Rodriguez. Just then, the mice family heard a doorbell.
"I'll get it," said Mr. Rodriguez. He got up and answered the door. There wasn't anybody at the door, but there was an envelope addressed to his son.
"Lightning, a note for you son," said Mr. Rodriguez. He handed the note to his son. Lightning opened the envelope and saw what it was. His eyes widened in horror, for it was a ransom note from the two alley cats. It said the following:
Dear Lighting Rodriguez,
We have the skunk girl you like captured and are holding her hostage. If you ever want to see to it that she's unharmed, you will meet us at the abandoned warehouse at the edge of town and surrender to us.
Signed,
Amby and Floyd
Fleur La Fume had already set dinner on the table and had been waiting for half an hour. "Where could my daughtair be. I tahld hair to cahme bahck hahme befahre dahrk," said Fleur. Just then, she heard some frantic doorbell ringing. Fleur got up and looked into the monitor so she could see who was outside the door.
"Mrs. La Fume! Mrs. La Fume! Mrs. La Fume!" said Lightning.
"Who ahre you?" asked Fleur.
"I'm Lightning Rodriguez. I have a crush on your daughter, Fifi! I got word that your daughter's in danger!" said Lightning.
"Een dahngair?! Frahm Elmyra?!" asked Fleur, sounding horrified.
"No. Let me in and I'll show you," said Lightning. Fleur had the electric fence opened and Lightning ran into the house. She showed Fleur the ransom note that he got.
"Oh no," said Fleur. Fleur and Lightning summoned some of the other toons. They included Speedy Gonzales, Pepé Le Pew, Buster & Babs Bunny (No relation), Plucky Duck, Shirley the Loon, Furrball, Hamton Pig, Calamity Coyote, Little Beeper and Anais. She showed them the ransom note.
"Sahcrebleu! Ziss ees terreeble!" said Pepé.
"Now who would want to, like, hold her hostage?" asked Shirley.
"Ever since I moved into the neighborhood, I've been harassed by these two alleycats who want to eat me. I didn't think they would stoop to this level just to get a meal," said Lightning.
"Wait. Was the first one a tall, muscular orange cat and the second one a short, black cat with a yellow bow tie?" asked Furrball.
"Yes. You know them?" asked Lightning.
"Know them? They're Amby and Floyd! They used to bully me when I was living on the streets! I shook them off when I painted them like skunks to get Fifi to chase them. They also clobbered me cause I was trying to eat Lightning earlier. But it seems that we'll have to set aside our rivalry if we're to save Fifi," said Furrball.
"But how do we save her?" asked Babs. Lightning thought for a moment until he got an idea.
"I have a plan," said Lightning. He began to tell it to everybody.
Inside the abandoned warehouse, Fifi woke up and found herself all tied up in steel ropes. "You're finally awake," said Floyd.
"Don't try to melt your way out. Those ropes are made of adimantium," said Amby.
"Whaht do you two wahnt weeth me?" asked Fifi.
"We know that speedy little mouse, Lightning has a crush on you," said Amby.
"So you'll be the perfect ransom in order to get him to surrender and finally eat him," said Floyd.
"You wahn't get ahway weeth ziss, you two mahngy cahts!" cried Fifi.
"Oh, but we will. You'll see," sneered Amby.
"Hey, you dumb cats! I'm out here!" called Lightning from outside.
"He's here already," said Amby. A tear ran down Fifi's face, showing she was concerned about Lightning. Amby turned to his partner. "Stay here and guard the girl," said Amby. He then went to confront Lightning. Lightning Rodriguez was indeed outside of the warehouse. "So you did decide to show up after all," said the Amby.
"Where's Fifi?" asked Lightning.
"You'll see her, just before we have you for dinner!" said Amby. He then grabbed Lightning and began to take him into the abandoned warehouse. The orange cat arrived back to where Floyd was guarding Fifi. "So, how should we cook him?" asked Floyd.
"Hmm. We could roast him over an open fire or boil him in hot water," said Amby. Unbeknownst to the two cats, the other Toons were starting their plan to rescue both Fifi and Lightning. Shirley used her psychic powers to overload a power box, which caused it to short circuit. Suddenly, the lights in the abandoned warehouse black out. "Hey! What's going on?!" asked Amby.
"Somebody's turned the power off!" cried Floyd.
"Don't worry. The back up power should turn on any minute," said Amby. True to his word, the back power did turn on. But when it did, the two cats saw that Lightning and Fifi were no where to be seen. "Hey! The mouse is gone and so is the skunkette!" cried Amby. For while the power was out, Amby accidentally let go of Lightning. And Lightning used this as an opportunity to grab Fifi and make a run for it.
"Why deed ze powair turn off suddenly?" asked Fifi.
"You can thank our fellow school mates and your mentor as well as mine for helping stage this rescue," said Lightning.
"Get back here with our hostage, dinner!" called a voice. It was Amby. He and Floyd had started to pursue the two. But luckily, the other toons started to carry out their part in the rescue. Buster and Babs used a trip wire to cause the two cats to trip and they began to tumble and roll. They rolled toward an Acme Giant Rubber Band that Plucky had set up. The two hit the rubber band and it stretched. The rubber band then sent them flying backwards. Not long after, Amby and Floyd slipped on a wet floor courtesy of Hamton mopping the floor. The two alley cats screamed as they slid on the wet floor. They crashed to the ground and were dazed. Lightning had finished untying Fifi and turned to Speedy, Little Beeper and Anais.
"Ready amigos?" asked Lightning.
"Ready!" said Speedy & Anais.
"Beep beep!" said Little Beeper.
The four speedsters then began to run around the two fallen alley cats, really fast. They kept running around and around the two cats until a tornado was formed that sucked the two cats. Floyd and Amby screamed as they were spun around in the supersonic tornado. They then fell to the ground with a crash! They were green as leaves. Fifi, Fleur and Pepé then sprayed the two cats with their stink.
"Zat wahs fahr keednahppeeng me!" said Fifi. Fleur then threw the two alley cats into a cage. And the one who locked the cage was Furrball. He snickered at the two after locking them up.
"Let us out!" cried Floyd.
"You can't do this to us!" objected Amby.
"Then you should've thought of the consequences before you decided to kidnap Fifi," said Lightning. Very soon, Police Dogs, Arnold and Arnolda arrived with their fellow cops. They had the two alley cats locked up in a patty wagon and it began to drive off.
"Zose two cats von't bully you kids again once zey're sent to ahn animal prison," said Arnolda.
"That's good to know," said Lightning. Fleur hugged her daughter, wit tears in her eyes.
"Oh, Fifi, my bahby. I wahs so wahrried ahbout you," said Fleur.
"But I'm een one piece, zanks to ahll of you," said Fifi.
"We wouldn't hahve pulled off ziss ahmahzeeng rescue eef eet weren't fahr Lightneeng cahmeeng up weeth eet," said Anais. Fifi turned to Lightning.
"You . . . cahme up weeth ze rescue plahn?" asked Fifi.
"Si," said Lightning. And then, Fifi's eyes turned into red hearts.
"Oh, my teeny weeny hero! You were so brahve een rescuing me frahm zose nahsty cahts! Cahme here, vous!" said Fifi. She grabbed Lightning to give him a hug. But when she tried to hug him against her chest, he accidentally went down her breast cleavage. "Where'd you go?" asked Fifi.
"I sink he went down zere," said Fleur, pointing to her breasts.
"Le eep!" cried Fifi as her face turned red in embarrassment. The purple skunkette pulled Lightning out of her cleavage.
"Who said you could be down zere, you naughty, naughty boy," said Fifi mischievously. Lightning blushed in embarrassment. "I'm just teaseeng you," said Fifi. She let out a cute giggle. Fifi puckered her lips, which turned red and luscious. She began to kiss deliver kisses on Lightning. Since her lips were as big as Lightning's face, she was kissing his whole face repeatedly.
"Aaaaaawwwwwwww," said Fleur, Babs, Shirley & Anais. But since Fifi was feeling romantic, her smell started to go off. Everybody else who wasn't a skunk put on gas masks. Ever waited to see if Lightning would run away from Fifi to get away from the smell. But he didn't. Fifi then delivered one big final kiss on Lightning. Her lips came off of the mouse's face with a loud POP! Lightning's face was stained with Fifi's lipstick. His eyes turned into red hearts and he let out a sigh. Fifi began to rub cheeks with Lightning. Lightning noticed everybody wearing gas masks, except Pepé and Fleur.
"What?" asked Lightning.
"You don't even notice Fifi's making a stink?" asked Buster.
"Boys usually run away when they get a whiff of her odor," said Babs.
"Her smell doesn't bother me. I smelled cheeses worse than a skunk's smell," said Lightning.
"Really?! You're naht bahthered by my scent?!" asked Fifi excitedly.
"Nope," said Lightning.
"Le sigh. I've been waiteeng fahr a boy who wahn't run ahway frahm me due to my smell," said Fifi.
"So, do you want to go out to dinner tomorrow night?" asked Lightning.
"Oui," said Fifi.
"That's great! I know a great Mexican restaurant in town we can go to," said Lightning.
"I'd lahve to go zere," said Fifi. Everybody else began to head back to their homes. Furrball was about to walk away when Fifi called out to him. "Furrbahll," said Fifi.
"Yes?" asked Furrball.
"Seence I may dahteeng Lightneeng mahre times ahftair tahmorrow night, cahn you naht mahke ahny ahttempts to eat Lightneeng, please?" asked Fifi.
"Okay," said Furrball. He checked to see nobody else was around and began to whisper to Fifi. "The truth is, I'm now a vegetarian. It's not by choice, I reprogrammed my brain to be one with that machine that Sweetie once used to make me try to eat Arnold the Pit Bull. Lightning and you are the only ones who know about this. Please don't tell Sylvester. He'll kill me if he found out," whispered Furrball.
"Dahn't wahrry. I prahmise. Ahnd I'll mahke sure Bugs gives Sylvestair ze messahge zat you're naht ahllowed to eat Lightneeng," said Fifi.
"What?! What do you mean Furrball's forbidden from trying to eat Lightning Rodriguez?!" asked Sylvester, as he sat in Bugs' office the next day.
"Cause Fifi asked me to tell that. Because she maybe dating him a couple of more times after tonight, she asked Furrball to not eat him. It would break her heart if you had him eat her potential true love. So you're not allowed to make Furrball try to eat Lightning. My decision is firm and final," said Bugs.
"Ah, thufferin thuccotash!" said Sylvester.
Later that night, Lightning Rodriguez arrived outside of the La Fume house. He was wearing a Mexican styled tuxedo. He rang the doorbell outside the electric fence. "Who is it?" asked Fleur through the intercom.
"It's me, Lightning. I'm here to pick up Fifi for our date. Is she ready?" asked Lightning.
"She just needs to put on her lipstick and she'll be ready," said Fleur. Seconds later, Fleur heard her daughter coming down. "She's all dolled up and is about to come out now," said Fleur. Fifi then exited out of the door and Lightning got a good look at her. The beautiful, teenage skunkette was wearing a beautiful pink and blue flamenco dress. The dress showed a good amount of cleavage. Her hair was styled into a ponytail, which was tied by a blue & pink ribbon. Fifi wore blue eyeshadow, pink lipstick and blush for her makeup. Lightning blushed at the sight of how beautiful Fifi looked in her dress as she stepped out of the electric fence. Fifi smiled and did a curtsey.
"You like my look?" asked Fifi.
"You look magnificent. The way you dress reminds me of the girls back at home," said Lightning.
"Merci," said Fifi. She did a blow kiss, blowing a pair of pink lips that kissed Lightning on the cheek, turning into a pink kiss mark. Lightning's eyes turned into pink hearts and he sighed with love. Fifi giggled and picked up Lightning. She took out a tissue and wiped the kiss mark off of him. "So, shahll we get going?" asked Fifi.
"Si," said Lightning. Fifi then put Lightning on her shoulder and the two began to walk to the Mexican restaurant they were going to have dinner at. Fleur watched the two, smiling.
(Insert "Tiny Toon Adventures" Ending Theme)
Gag Credits #1: Detention Message for Original Tiny Toons team: "We will not wait almost thirty years just to properly introduce a character.
(Calamity Coyote appears and holds up a sign that reads, "See you in the next episode".)
Sneak Peek
Think you know the story of Space Jam? Think again! For in this next fanfiction, we're about to learn about stuff that we didn't know happened during the events of the story until now. For what people don't realize is that it wasn't just the Looney Tunes' freedom that was at stake. The cast of Tiny Toon Adventures and Animaniacs' freedom was at stake too. And how they got the idea to bring Michael Jordon to Looney Tunes Land will soon be revealed. See all the action on "Space Jam: The True Story"!
I hope you enjoyed this episode. I despise how political correctness kept Lightning from actually being introduced properly in the original show so I decided to introduce Lightning officially in my series. This fanfic shows his cameos are non canon. So now, I'm going to be working on an adaptation of the original Space Jam series to feature the cast of Tiny Toon Adventures and Animaniacs. This adaptation will focus more on the toons instead of being sidekicks to Michael Jordon. And making this story will be my way to incorporate Lola Bunny in future episodes of Fifi's New Tiny Toon Adventures. But I will also work on some episodes as I'm working on Space Jam: The True Story as well as working on "The Untold Story of Fifi's Summer Vacation". Until then, see you next time readers.