Fifi's New Tiny Toon Adventures
Written and Illustrated by Artist1990
Based on "Tiny Toon Adventures" created by Tom Ruegger and produced by Warner Bros. Animation and Amblin
Based on the "Pokémon" Video Games by Nintendo & Game Freak and the Anime Series by OLM, Inc.
Other guest starring franchises belong to their respective owners.
Note: All Pokémon dialogue is translated.
(Insert New Version of "Tiny Toon Adventures" Theme Song)
(We see the Warner Bros. logo which zooms away and it transitions to the Tiny Toons circle.)
Buster: We're tiny . . .
(Buster appears.)
Babs: We're toony . . .
(Babs appears.)
Cast: We're all a little looney,
(The rest of the Tiny Toons cast join in. Mary Melody replaces Elmyra Duff.)
And in this cartoony,
we're invading your TV.
(The Tiny Toons run out of the TV.)
Buster and Babs: We're comic dispensers.
(Buster squirts himself with a seltzer bottle, while Babs hits herself with a pie.)
Fifi: We crahck up ahll ze censahrs.
(The censors are laughing)
Cast: On Tiny Toon Adventures,
(Fifi emerges from the TV smashes the screen with a mallet.)
get a dose of comedy!
(Buster is dressed as a doctor, while Babs and Fifi are dressed as nurses.)
So here's Acme Acres,
it's a whole wide world apart.
(We see a view of Acme Acres.)
Fifi: Our hahme sweet hahme, eet stahnds ahlahne,
a cahrtoon wahrk of ahrt!
(Fifi is making a painting of her Cadillac. She's wearing a French barret.)
Plucky: The scripts were rejected,
(Plucky is operating a type writer.)
expect the unexpected.
(A second Plucky head emerges from the paper, scaring the real Plucky.)
Cast: On Tiny Toon Adventures, it's about to start!
(We see the Tiny Toon Adventures logo again.)
Plucky: They're furry,
They're funny.
(Buster and Babs Bunny appear.)
Cast: They're Babs and Buster Bunny.
(Buster and Babs take off their disguises, revealing that Buster is really Babs and Babs is really Buster.)
Montana Max has money.
(Montana Max emerges from a pile of dollars, holding more dollars.)
Elmyra is a pain!
(Elmyra smiles at the audience, only to get pelted by some produce, showing how much the fandom hates her.)
Buster: Here's Hamton.
(Hamton is vacuuming his floor.)
Plucky: And Plucky!
(Plucky emerges from the vacuum.)
Babs: Fifi's very mushy!
(Fifi sees Furrball as a skunk and her eyes turned into pink hearts.)
Cast: Furrball's unlucky . . .
(Furrball is grabbed by Fifi and she starts kissing him, covering his face in pink lipstick marks.)
and Gogo is insane.
(Gogo Dodo hits himself with a mallet, splitting him into more copies.)
Fifi: Aht Ahcme Looniverseety we earn our toon degree.
(We see Acme Looniversity.)
Ze teacheeng stahff's been getteeng laughs seence 1933!
(Fifi and the other students are gathered at class. The teachers present are Bugs Bunny, Lola Bunny, Pepé Le Pew and Elmer Fudd, posing. Elmer is flattened by an anvil.)
Cast: We're tiny, we're toony, we're all a little looney,
(We see the cast of Tiny Toon Adventures)
It's Tiny Toon Adventures, come and join the fun!
(We see the logo again, but then, Fifi thrusts the words of 'Fifi's New' on top and joins Buster and Babs in the logo.)
Fifi: Ahnd now our sahng ees dahne!
Episode 13: New Bonds
Short #1: Babs and Lola
(Insert "Space Jam, Instrumental" Main Theme)
Ever since the big basketball game to earn the Looney Tune Land residents' freedom, things have changed. Lola Bunny was the new P.E. teacher at Acme Looniversity. After turning against Mr. Swackhammer and giving him the boot, the Nerdlucks were now students at the school too. Penelope Pussycat decided to move in to Acme Acres. However, she didn't become a teacher cause she wanted to avoid Pepé Le Pew. Both Elmyra Duff and Sweetie Pie were still in full body casts from being injured by the Monstars. Right now, the students were doing a P.E. class. Right now, they were doing a running exercise around the running field near the school.
"Come on, Acme Loo students! Run faster! Exercise those legs if you want to avoid getting caught by Elmyra. Even though she's in a cast, you must never slack off and keep fit!" shouted Lola. Fifi La Fume was running alongside Buster and Babs Bunny (No relation).
"Lola's sure ain't going easy on us, just like when we were training for the big game," said Buster.
"Oui. She wahnts to mahke sure ahll of us stay fit," said Fifi.
"I'll have to get use to this from now since she is my new mentor after all," said Babs. Buster began to run faster. Fifi blushed due to how fast Buster ran.
"I lahve ahn ahctive mahn," said Fifi. Babs noticed Fifi showing signs of attraction toward Buster, which worried her.
(End Music)
After P.E. Class, all the students were now in the classroom, attending a class led by Marvin the Martian. The five Nerdlucks were among the students. Marvin was doing a lecture about space travel. "
Space travel may look fun and exciting like you see in the movies. But I can assure you, it's not all fun and games. It can be dangerous for those who are ill prepared," said Marvin. He turned to Pound. "Pound, since you and your friends are from space like me, care to explain what are the dangers of space travel?" asked Marvin.
"Well, besides running into hostile aliens, the other dangers include getting lost in unfamiliar territory, black holes, asteroids and other space rocks and your ship losing life support or gravity. And the Sith, don't get me started on them," explained Pound.
"Very good," said Marvin.
After school, Babs Bunny and Lola Bunny decided to do a little meet up to get to know each other better.
"Thanks for having tea with me," said Babs.
"No problem. It's like you said, this little meet up will help us get to know each other better since we're now mentor and student," said Lola. She took a sip of her tea.
"What was your life like before you decided to play basketball professionally?" asked Babs.
"Well, when I was about your age, I worked as a pizza delivery girl," said Lola.
"A pizza delivery girl?" asked Babs.
"Yep. I worked for Machu Pizza. I actually delivered pizza to gods, deities and other supernatural beings in thirty minutes or less," said Lola.
"No way!" cried Babs. Lola nodded.
"You know, my classmate Little Beeper also does pizza delivery. You could give him some pointers he could use in future deliveries," said Babs. "Really," said Lola. She paused.
"There's also something I would like your help with that has become a concern of mine," said Babs.
"What's that?" asked Lola.
"You see, ever since we Tiny Toons have participated in the big basketball games, Buster has been attracting the attention of more girls. And it seems Fifi is showing signs of interest in him too," said Babs.
"So why bring it up to me?" asked Lola.
"I figured that I could learn a couple of new tricks attracting men from you. You seem to catch the eye of certain male toons as evidenced when you walked onto the court during the first part of the game. I'll need to learn new tricks if Buster is gonna stick with me," said Babs.
"I'm sure there's something I can do," said Lola, winking.
Buster Bunny was wandering the streets of Acme Acres, minding his own business. "Hello, Buster," said a female voice sweetly. Buster turned around only to get grabbed by Bimbette Skunk. The pink skunkette began to breast smother the blue bunny.
"Bimbette, what are you . . . !" cried Buster.
"I can't help it if I'm attracted to you," said Bimbette. She let out a giggle.
"Since when did you develop a crush on me?!" asked Buster.
"Since after the basketball game against the Monstars. Now kiss me, my blue beau," said Bimbette. Bimbette began to force a kiss on Buster's lips. Buster's eyes widened as Bimbette smooched him. Buster suddenly broke free and ran screaming. Bimbette's kiss left a red kiss mark on his lips. "Wait, come back!" cried Bimbette, running after Buster.
Buster didn't stop running until he ran into an alleyway. The next girl to catch him by surprise was Binky Bunny. She was a female bunny with purple fur and blond hair. "Hiya, handsome," said Binky as she hugged Buster.
"Oh no! Not you too!" cried Buster.
"I never realized how handsome you are," said Binky. She prepared to kiss him, but Buster held her back.
"Binky, please! I'm already taken by Babs!" cried Buster.
"What's the matter, she can't take competition?" asked Binky. Suddenly, Buster got by pulled out of Binky's grip by a large fluffy tail. And that tail belonged to none other than his fellow classmate, Fifi La Fume. The first thing she did was assault his face with lovely lipstick kisses. Buster's face was covered in pink kiss marks.
"Hahld me! You're ze ahpple of my eye, Bustair," said Fifi. Buster shrieked and ran once again. "Leettle boys ahre such cheeldren," said Fifi. And she hopped after Buster. As Buster was running, he saw Furrball the Cat.
"I know what. I'll paint a white stripe on Furrball's back. That'll divert Fifi's attention away from me," said Buster. He got out a can of white paint. Just as he was about to paint the stripe on Furrball's back, somebody grabbed him by the wrist. It was Penelope Pussycat.
"Dahn't even sink ahbout eet, you seecko," said Penelope. Buster smiled innocently and giggled nervously before backing away. Furrball saw Penelope Pussycat.
"Penelope, what happened?" asked Furrball.
"I caught your clahssmate, Bustair, ahbout to paint a white stripe on your bahck to mahke you look like a skunk. To sink he wahs going to paint a white stripe on you on purpahse," said Penelope.
"I wouldn't be too surprised if he along with Babs have often used scapegoats to get away from one of their enemies," said Furrball. Buster and Babs did do that once to Plucky when Elmyra was chasing the two, assuming Buster was the Easter Bunny. Buster had put false ears on Plucky so that he would be captured in his and Babs' places. Just then, Fifi hopped past Furrball and Penelope, still after Buster. "
Wait fahr me, my rahbbeet of rahmahnce," said Fifi.
"Seence when deed Fifi chahse ahftair Bustair?" asked Penelope.
"It's not just Fifi, all the other girls are after him," said Furrball. Immediately after he said, other lovesick girls came running by, chasing Buster. Penelope giggled. "
Pahpulahreety cahmes weeth a price, no?" asked Penelope. Lola and Babs were wandering the town when they saw Buster being mobbed by more fan girls.
"You see my predicament, Lola? I can't maintain a relationship with Buster with all these girls chasing him," said Babs. Lola pondered on the problem.
"I think maybe you need to change your looks so that you'll be more attractive in his eyes," said Lola.
"Is that what I should do?" asked Babs.
"Yes. Come with me and let's give you a makeover," said Lola. First thing that Lola and Babs did was to go shopping at the clothing store at the Acme Acres Mall. Babs tried on various casual outfits to see which one would be more eye catching to Buster. Very soon, she tried on one she really liked. "I know Buster is gonna like this one," said Babs.
Very soon, Buster Bunny got back home after escaping the love sick girls. He managed to clean off the kiss marks that stained his face. "Man. Popularity is such a hassle," said Buster. Just then, he heard a knock on the door.
"If that's another group of fan girls, go away," said Buster.
"Actually, it's me, Babs," said the voice.
"How do I know it's the real Babs and not some fan girl imitating her. Tell me one thing that only us two rabbits know," said Buster.
"Well, for one thing, you and I are the only ones who know you are the Easter Bunny," said Babs.
"Elmyra knows it too," said Buster.
"Yes, but she hasn't it proven to everybody else," said Babs.
"That's still not enough," said Buster. Babs thought of another thing.
"Alright then. We both took Bugs Bunny's credit card to go to Hawaii," said Babs.
"Okay. I'm convinced," said Buster.
He went up the hole of his burrow and saw Babs along with Lola Bunny. Lola had indeed changed her look. In fact, Babs' new look now almost resembled her mentor. Instead of having two purple bows on her ears, she now had a single purple bow that tied her ears together like a ponytail. She also exchanged her blouse for a tank top that showed her midriff and cleavage. Babs still kept the skirt, but it was now shorter. Buster's eyes widened when he saw Babs' new look. He began to do several lovestruck wild takes. Babs giggled.
"Babs, since when did you change your look?!" asked Buster.
"Since now, with the help of my new mentor," said Babs.
"Babs turned to me to help make sure you stick with her since you've been attracting all those other girls," said Lola.
"Do you like it?" asked Babs, flexing her ears.
"Like it? I love it!" said Buster, with red hearts for eyes. Babs smiled before giving Buster a big kiss on his lips. Buster's heart eyes became really big and his heart pounded with love. Babs giggled.
Buster and Babs began to walk down the streets together, holding hands. Some of the lovesick girls who were chasing Buster earlier spotted the two together. "Aaaaaaawwwwww," said the girls in disappointment.
"Sorry, ladies. But I already have a girl," said Buster.
"Oh well. I guess I'll go for somebody closer to my age," said Bimbette. Bimbette began to head home.
"I guess I'll see eef Sylvestair Jr. wahnts to go on ahnahthair dahte weeth moi," said Fifi. And she left too. The two bunnies saw Lola and Lola gave a thumbs up to Babs. And Babs gave Lola a thumbs up too. Now that Babs had a new mentor, her future with Buster Bunny was now secured.
Short #2: Furrball and Penelope
Penelope Pussycat was unpacking the last of her stuff in her new house. Just then, she heard a knock on the door. "Cahmeeng," said Penelope. She peeked through the viewing hole in her door to see who it was. I was none other than Furrball the Cat. "Oh, Furrbahll. Bahnjour," said Penelope.
"Hello Penelope. Mind if I come in?" asked Furrball.
"Sure. I'd lahve to hahve you ahs cahmpahny."
She opened the door and Furrball went inside. He then sat down on Penelope's couch.
"Whaht breengs you here tahday?" she asked sweetly.
"I thought I'd check to see how you are doing. And, I wanted to say, thanks for preventing Buster from making me look like a skunk. If it weren't for you, my whole day would've been ruined with Fifi or Bimbette chasing me again," answered Furrball.
"Oh. How nice of you. Ahnd you're welcahme."
"Elmyra and Sweetie are going to be in body casts for a while. So they won't bother me for a long time."
"Zat's good to hear."
"Since you're not going to be working at Acme Looniversity since you want to avoid Pepé, what job are you going to pursue instead?" asked Furrball.
"Well, I wahs sinkeeng of getteeng a jahb ahs a couture," said Penelope.
"As in, you want to design dresses?"
"Oui. I'm going to enrahll aht a school zat'll teach me how to becahme a couture," said Penelope.
"That's great," said Furrball.
"You said zat you hahve very few friends een ze wahrld. Who ahre zey?"
"Even though I get chased by Fifi when she thinks I'm a skunk, she is one of the few toons who actually treats me right. Some of the other toons who treat me right are Tyrone Turtle (another pet of Elmyra), Calamity Coyote, Sylvester Jr., Julie Bruin and Elmyra's brother; Duncan. New student, Anais the Roadrunner also views me as a friend. And she actually managed to convince her boyfriend, Little Beeper to act more nice to me. I've also become friends with Lightning Rodriguez," said Furrball.
"Speedy Gahnzahles' pratégé?" asked Penelope, scratching her head.
"Yes. Cause to tell you the truth, I actually used a machine to reprogram my brain to be a vegetarian. And because I helped him save Fifi from two bully alley cats named Amby and Floyd, Bugs has forbade Sylvester from making me try to eat him since Lighting is one of the boys Fifi likes. I also am treated right by the Pokémon Trainer, Ash Ketchum and his friends."
"You're friends weeth heem of ahll people?" asked Penelope.
"I first met them when Elmyra forced me to come with her to Hoenn cause Fifi was traveling with Ash and co. for the summer. And Elmyra wanted to force Fifi to be her pet again. She was also accompanied by Sweetie Bird, Henery Hawk and skunk actor, Johnny Pew, who also were forced to come too. It was because Ash has this Pikachu that Fifi is in love with, more than any other boy she met," he explained.
"How cahme?" asked Penelope.
"It's because Pikachu saved her life from Elmyra before he became Ash's Pokémon. So Elmyra figured that if Johnny Pew, Henery and I chased Pikachu, it would give Elmyra time to kidnap Fifi," said Furrball.
"Let me guess, she sinks Jahhnny ees a caht too?"
"Yep. But after Ash and co. repelled Elmyra, Sweetie, Henery and Johnny the first time, I tagged along. I became good friends with them and their Pokémon, especially May's Skitty. She can actually stand up for herself against Sweetie. In fact, Sweetie's been on the receiving end of Skitty's Double Slap attack on more than one occasion, which also leaves her with swollen cheeks. Henery has also tried to eat May's Combusken. But Combusken burns him every time," said Furrball. Penelope giggled upon hearing that.
Just then, Penelope remembered something. "Furrbahll, I remembered sahmetheeng frahm ze news. Weren't you eenvahlved een sahme eencident cwancerneeng ze Jahkair ahnd Hahrley Quinn weeks befahre ze Mahnstahr eenvahsion?"
"Yes. I was involved in the incident with those two killer clowns. Why it happened was because Elmyra somehow got a hold of Harley's pet hyenas, Bud and Lou," he said.
"Why would she want hyenas for pets?" asked Penelope.
"She thought they were puppies," he explained.
"Really? She really zought sahme weeld ahneemahls like hyenahs ahs puppies?" asked Penelope, sounding annoyed.
"Yep,."
"She must be really stupeed eef she cahn't tell ze deefference between ze two.".
"I know. Confusing certain animals with another animal is Elmyra's biggest flaw. And every time they mauled her, she thought they were playing with her. When Harley found out about what Elmyra put her babies through, she was absolutely furious. Once she got her hyenas back, she exposed Elmyra to a lethal dose of Joker Venom and fed some of Elmyra's pets to her hyenas," said Furrball. Penelope gasped when she heard the last part of what Furrball said. "But luckily, Batman, Scentanna and some other super toons stopped them from eating the rest of her pets, including me. If you read about the details in the paper, I was the one who defeated the Joker when I attacked him and Harley hammered him trying to get me, and I mean with a literal hammer, no dirty stuff.".
Penelope giggled, "I do know ahbout zat."
"Even though Elmyra didn't die from the Joker Venom, Batman and the doctors told us to keep an eye on Elmyra for any signs of brain damage. As if her brain was damaged enough. And I bet right now, the Joker has become a laughing stock among Gotham's crooks," said Furrball.
Furrball was right about one thing. The halls of Arkham Asylum were still filled with laughter as almost all the inmates were mocking the Joker. The Joker was not happy about this. Right now, most of the criminals were at the cafeteria having lunch. As the Joker walked by, some of the inmates began to mock him again. "Look, there goes Joker, the guy who got clobbered by an ordinary house cat," said Mad Hatter. He then let out a snicker. The Joker growled as the crooks continued to taunt him. As he sat at his table, eating his lunch, the Scarecrow stood behind him.
"Meow," said Scarecrow to mock him. The Joker then let out an enraged yell before jumping at the Scarecrow and tackling him. He smashed his plate of mashed potatoes in the Scarecrow's face. The two mad crooks began to wrestle each other. Some of the other crooks began to shout and cheer since they loved the sight of scuffles like these. The Joker then seized the Scarecrow by the throat and began to choke him. Before things could get more violent, several armored guards burst into the cafeteria. They grabbed at the Joker and pried his hands off of Scarecrow's neck. They tasered the Clown Prince of Crime, stunning him.
"Take him back to his cell," said one of the guards. They began to drag the dazed Joker back to his cell.
"So, Penelope, since you're new in town technically, how about I show you around the city?" asked Furrball.
"Sure, zat would be nice. I just hahpe we dahn't get white stripes on our bahcks ahnd ahttrahct two certain lahveseeck skunks," said Penelope.
"I second that emotion."
Very soon, Furrball began to show Penelope Pussycat around the city of Acme Acres. First, they went to the Acme Acres Park.
"Ze pahrk sure ees beauteeful," said Penelope.
"Yes. The students and I come here every often to do various activities," said Furrball. The two then saw Bugs Bunny hanging out with Lola Bunny. "And it's the best place for couples to go when they're spending romantic quality time," said Furrball.
"Aht least ze type of rahmahnteec qualeety time zat doesn't eenvahlve chahseeng."
"Yes."
The next place that Furrball showed Penelope was the Acme Acres Mall. "This is the mall. Fifi and the other girls do most of their shopping there," the yonger cat told the older cat.
"I see," said Penelope. After that, they stopped in front of Acme Looniversity.
"This is Acme Looniversity, the school I go to. Things have been more peaceful at the school ever since Elmyra was transferred to Harvey Korman Elementary School, but not much since Sweetie still bullies. But luckily, Fifi and certain other individuals are there to defend me," said Furrball.
The cats stopped in front of the Blanc Buffet afterwards. "This is the Blanc Buffet. Fifi's mother, Fleur works here as a chef. Fifi will occasionally work here as a waitress. I've never eaten here since I've been living with the Duffs. Elmyra is the only member of the Duffs who's been banned from this place, for Fifi's protection," he explained some more.
Furrball continued to show Penelope around town. " . . . and right here is Weenie Burger. They sell the best hot dogs and burgers here."
When they entered, certain individuals didn't bat an eye at Furrball due to their cat prejudice. Penelope gave them all a look of disapproval.
"Ahre zey really zat prejudice ahgainst you?" asked Penelope.
"Unfortunately yes," said a voice. It was Sylvester, accompanied by his son, Sylvester Jr.
"Oh, bahnjour Sylvestair. Furrbahll wahs just showeeng me ahround town. May Furrbahll ahnd I join you ahnd your sahn fahr lunch?" asked Penelope.
"Sure, since my son is one of Furrball's friends," said Sylvester. Penelope and Furrball sat at the table Sylvester and his son were at.
"So how do you and Penelope know each other, father?" asked Sylvester Jr. "We used to date, son," explained Sylvester.
"Eet deedn't really wahrk out because of how he wahs mahstly obsessed weeth trying to cahtch ahnd eat Tweety. He meessed severahl dahtes because of eet," added Penelope.
"It was also because of how she's always being chased by Pepé Le Pew. But eventually, I met Sylvia and she became my wife. "
Sylvestair, zere's sahmetheeng I wahnt to tahlk to you ahbout zat ees of cwancern to me, eenvahlveeng your prahtégé, Furrbahll," said Penelope.
"Furrball?" asked Sylvester.
"Furrbahll hahs tahld me ahbout ze way you treat every time he fails to cahtch a beerd, mouse or fish. He says you berahte heem every time he screws up. Ahnd I dahn't like zat een ze least," said Penelope.
"Isn't a teacher supposed to scold a student for failing?"
"But when you do eet ahll ze time ahnd nevair give heem kind, encourahgeeng wahrds to try hahrdair next time, zat's when eet's bahd. You need to show kindness. Cause eef you ahsk me, hahrsh wahrds dahn't cause sahmebahdy to do bettair. Eet'll just mahke sings wahrse."
"And how would you know?" asked Sylvester.
Furrball said, "Because I know somebody who knows my pain. Remember during that one sumner, I traveled with that Pokémon Trainer, Ash Ketchum and his friends along with Fifi and Pepé?"
"Yes. What about him?"
"You see, he used to have a traveling companion named Misty. Although, they weren't really friends. Cause all she did was criticize him for his rookie mistakes harshly. She also wouldn't let him or Brock catch any Bug Pokémon all because she hates them. And when she doesn't get her way, she'd hit them. But when Misty went too far, she was arrested and locked in jail. Ash's Pokémon training methods didn't improve until after Misty was thrown in the big house. Since she no longer held him back, he was able to catch Bug Pokémon and actually travel with people who actually were nicer and more helpful toward him."
"Are you saying the same thing might happen to me?!" asked Sylvester in concern.
"Zat's whaht we're ahfraid of. So please, dahn't cahnteenue to ahlways give heem negahtive creeticeesm or you'll shahre ze sahme fahte ahs Meesty," said Penelope.
"Pooh! There's no way I'll end up in jail!" the male adult cat exclaim in defiance. But deep inside, Sylvester was afraid of that fate. Penelope sighed, seeing she was getting nowhere.
"Well, seence telleeng you wahn't wahrk. I'm gahnna hahve to help you by reenahcteeng a seetuation where you're suppahsed to build heem up eenstead of putteeng heem down. Ahftair lunch, we're headeeng to my house so we cahn do ziss."
Sylvester sighed in defeat, "Fine, I'll come."
Penelope, Furrball and Sylvester gathered at Penelope's house. Penelope got out an Acme remote controlled mouse.
"Okay. Here's whaht we're going to do. I'm gahnna hahve Furrbahll chahse ziss remahte cahntrolled mouse een ahn ahttempt to cahtch eet. Ahnd when he fails, you must say sahme wahrds to encourahge heem to try hahrdair next time. Zat's whaht I wahnt you to do, Sylvestair. You ready, Furrbahll?" asked Penelope.
Furrball nodded. Penelope then activated the mouse and began to move it. Furrball began to chase after the remote control mouse like the cat he is. As Furrball chased it, Penelope moved it into a mouse hole. Furrball then skidded and bumped into the wall. But not too hard since this was acting out a scenario.
"Furrball, you fool! You let that mouse get away! Can't you do anything right?!" berated Sylvester.
"No, no, no! Zat's naht whaht you're suppahsed to say! Let's try ziss ahgain," scolded Penelope.
Penelope had Furrball chase the remote control mouse once again. This time, Penelope had the mouse go under the fridge. Furrball put his hand under the fridge to try to reach it. But he couldn't reach it.
"You failed again! How can I expect you to be the next me if all you do is fail?!" scolded Sylvester. But suddenly, Penelope bonked Sylvester in the head with an umbrella. A bump formed on his head. "OW! WHAT?!"
Penelope reprimanded the male cat, "What ees wrahng weeth you Sylvestair?! Hahve you scahlded your own prahtege so mahny times zat your brain hahs been prahgrahmmed to do nahtheeng but zat?! Eef you wahn't demahnstrahte whaht you're suppahsed to do, I will!"
For the third time, Penelope had Furrball chase after the remote controlled mouse. For this reenactment, she had the fake mouse hit a nearby a table, which caused a vase to fall on Furrball's head, causing it to go over it. Furrball struggled to get the vase off of him. But Penelope walked over to Furrball and pulled it off for him. Furrball looked at Penelope sadly.
"Dahn't be sahd, Furrbahll. You deed your best trying to cahtch zat mouse. But I'm sure eef you wahrk hahrd enough, you'll be ahble to cahtch heem next time," said Penelope kindly. Furrball smiled and Penelope gave him a hug. Penelope turned to Sylvester. "You see, Sylvestair? Zat's how a mentahr ees suppahsed to treat hees or hair student. By geeving a student encourahgeeng wahrds eenstead of hahrsh scahldeengs ahll ze time, ze student will ahctually put effahrt eento eemprahveeng," said Penelope.
With that, Sylvester was silent. He had a lot to think about.
Short #3: How Fifi Met Lola
(Insert "All Of My Days" from Space Jam)
One afternoon, Fifi La Fume was in her backyard, practicing her basketball skills. Lola Bunny, the gym teacher of Acme Looniversity and Bugs Bunny's girlfriend was overseeing her practice session. She jumped up and slammed the ball into the basket. "Slahm dunk!" said Fifi.
"Very good, Fifi," said Lola.
(End Music)
After practicing, Fifi went back into the house to get a drink of bottled water. "Fineeshed prahcteecing?" asked Fleur.
"Oui," said Fifi. She took a sip from her water bottle.
"I guess evair seence our beeg gahme ahgainst ze Mahnstahrs, eet mahteevahted me to keep up weeth my bahsketbahll skeells," said Fifi.
"You may never know if you'll need your basketball skills to save the world again," said Lola.
"You know, Lahla. Neithair of you evair tahld me ahbout ze ceercumstahnces ahbout how you two first met," said Fleur.
"Oh. I see. Fifi and I will gladly tell you all about it. It was about a month after Fifi first moved into the neighborhood and she was just starting out school, three years ago," explained Lola.
3 Years Ago . . .
It was during that time that signups for the Acme Looniversity sports teams were open. Fifi La Fume and her friends, Babs Bunny and Shirley the Loon were looking over the various sports that were listed. Just then, Fifi saw among one of the sports was girls' basketball. "Bahbs, Sheerley, why dahn't we sign up fahr ze geerls' bahsketbahll team," said Fifi.
"Sure," said Babs.
"Like, why not?" asked Shirley.
All three girls changed into basketball outfits that were the colors of Acme Looniversity sports teams, blue and white. Besides Fifi, Babs and Shirley, the other girls that signed up for the girls' basketball team were Elmyra Duff, Sweetie Bird and Mary Melody. The coach for the girls' basketball team at that time was Petunia Pig, Porky Pig's girlfriend. "Okay, girls. Today, you're going to learn how to play girls' basketball. Some of you may have not played it before, which is why you're going to learn, starting today. I want to see each and every one of your skills at playing. Who would like to go first?" asked Petunia.
"I will," said Babs.
"Okay, Babs," said Petunia. Babs began to dribble the basketball. After several dribbles, she did a slam dunk.
"Very good. Who's next?" asked Petunia.
"Me, me, me," said Elmyra.
"Elmyra Duff, show us what you got," said Petunia. Elmyra started to dribble the ball like Babs did. But however, when she tried to do a slam dunk, she couldn't jump that high. The ball bounced off of the hoop. Some of the animal students laughed at Elmyra due to not liking her for trying to make them her pets. But as Plucky was laughing, he got bonked on the head by the ball.
"Ouch!" cried Plucky. A goose egg formed on his head. Then, the students were laughing at Plucky. But Petunia coughed to get them to stop. They stopped laughing.
"Your skills could use some improvement, Elmyra," said Petunia. The other girls demonstrated their basketball playing skills one by one. Shirley was able to play well without using her psychic powers, since that would be cheating. Mary Melody demonstrated some great basketball playing too. Very soon, it was Sweetie Bird's turn. "Okay, Sweetie. Show me what you got. Now, when it comes to the slam dunks, you must jump, not fly. Got it?" asked Petunia.
"Sure," said Sweetie. Despite her small size, Sweetie was able to play the sport. She jumped and slammed the ball into the basket.
"Okay, Fifi. It's your turn," said Petunia.
"Oui," said Fifi. She began to dribble the ball. Fifi jumped and threw the ball at the hoop, but she missed. Sweetie Bird snickered, only for Babs and Shirley to glare at her.
"Hmm. You could use more practice too. Now, let's do some practice as a team. We need all to practice for an upcoming girls' basketball game that's in two weeks," said Petunia.
Fifi and the rest of her teammates started to practice their basketball teamwork skills. Unfortunately, Fifi was having a hard time adapting to playing as a team with her teammates. After practice, Fifi was putting her stuff away in the locker when Sweetie Bird approached her. "Pathetic, just pathetic. I've never seen anybody with such lousy basketball skills," said Sweetie.
"Hey, Elmyra eesn't zat good eithair. Cause ahll she sinks ahbout ees getteeng hair next pet. Go peeck on hair eenstead," objected Fifi.
"I can't if I want to stay in favor with her. So I have to pick on you," said Sweetie.
"Nobody's forcing you to do that," said Fifi.
"Hey, I can pick on whoever I want to pick on. You'll never be a good basketball player like the rest of us girls," said Sweetie. And she flew away laughing.
After school, Fifi walked down the street, feeling troubled. "Le sigh. I really wahnt to mahke eet onto ze Ahcme Looniverseety geerls' bahsketbahll team. But I cahn't seem to ahdahpt like my friends. Whaht ahm I going to do?" asked Fifi. Just then, Fifi noticed something in the backyard of one particular house. She saw somebody was practicing doing some basketball. It was Lola Bunny. "I nevair sahw zat geerl rahbbeet befahre. She doesn't look like ahny of ze geerl rahbbeets zat Bugs wahs paired weeth een ze old cahrtoons," said Fifi. Lola jumped and she executed a perfect slam dunk. Fifi was impressed. "Zat's eet. She may be ahble to help mahstair ze spahrt of bahsketbahll. I just know zat she'll be willing to help me," said Fifi.
Fifi decided to take a chance and went up to Lola's front door and rang the doorbell. Lola went up to the front door and opened it. "Hello. How can I help you?" asked Lola.
"Bahnjour. I couldn't help but nahtice how well you were playing bahsketbahll," said Fifi.
"Thanks. I've been playing the game ever since I was your age," said Lola. "I was wahndereeng eet you could help teach me how to play prahperly. My friends ahnd I signed up fahr ze geerls' bahsketbahll team, but I'm hahveeng trouble ahdahpteeng zan my othair fellow students. Ahnd Sweetie Beerd says I'll nevair be ahs good ahs ze others. Ahnd I need ahll ze help I cahn get befahre ziss beeg gahme een two weeks," said Fifi. Lola thought for a moment.
"Sure. Sure I can help you. What is your name?" asked Lola.
"Fifi. Fifi La Fume. I'm a student ahttendeeng Ahcme Looniverseety ahnd ze prahtege of Pepé Le Pew," said Fifi.
"I see. My name is Lola Bunny. We'll show Sweetie that you can be a good basketball player," said Lola.
Very soon, Fifi changed into a tank top and some shorts, ready to do some practice with Lola. "You ready?" asked Lola.
"I'm ready," said Fifi.
"Let's see what you got," said Lola. She began to dribble the ball. Fifi began to run toward the female bunny. The purple skunkette tried to take the ball from Lola. However, Lola was too fast for her. She jumped and executed a perfect slam dunk.
"Sacrebleu! You're good," said Fifi.
"If you're to be as good as me, you're gonna need to practice hard," said Lola. Lola made Fifi practice hard. She was determined to make Fifi into an athlete. But she was careful not to work her too hard.
"Le pant. Le pant," panted Fifi. She took a sip from her water bottle.
"Feeling the burn, Fifi?" asked Lola.
"I sink so," said Fifi.
"Good. That means you're getting good at this," said Lola. Over the course of two weeks, after school and on her days off, Fifi went to Lola's place so that the two can help Fifi practice her basketball skills.
Very soon, it was the day that the girls' basketball game was to commence. And it was time for Fifi to put Lola's training to the test. It was Acme Looniversity vs. Perfecto Prep. (And no, this isn't the basketball game that was seen in "Out of Odor", mind you.) Lola Bunny was among the audience, watching the game since she wanted to see Fifi play. She wore different clothes so that she wouldn't attract attention from any perverts. The one doing the announcing was Sylvester. "Ladies and gentlemen, today we're doing our first girls' basketball game at Acme Looniversity! It's Acme Loo vs. Perfecto Prep! Now let us introduce to you our line up! First up is Barbara Ann Bunny!" said Sylvester. Babs got annoyed due to Sylvester saying her full name.
"Don't call me that!" said Babs.
"I mean, Babs. Babs Bunny," said Sylvester. Everybody clapped and cheered for Babs.
"Thank you, thank you," said Babs.
"Next up, is Shirley McLoon," said Sylvester.
"Like, thank you," said Shirley.
"Let's not forget, the protégé of Pepé Le Pew, Fifi La Fume," said Sylvester. In her basketball outfit, she wore a blue bow instead of her usual pink bow. And she wore blue eyeshadow instead of purple. Some of the boys began to wolf whistle and swoon over her good looks. Fifi giggled.
"Leettle boys ahre such cheeldren," said Fifi.
"And next up is Elmer Fudd's protégé, Elmyra Duff," said Sylvester. But instead of cheering, the animal spectators were booing at her since they feared and hated her. Elmyra hung her head in disappointment. "Also playing for Acme Loo is the protégé of . . . ," said Sylvester. He shuddered since he had to say the name of his nemesis. "Tweety Bird; Sweetie Bird," said Sylvester.
"I will be the one to lead Acme Loo to victory," said Sweetie.
"And last but not least, Mary Melody," said Mary. Everybody cheered for the said student.
"Thank you, thank you," said Mary. The female Perfecto Prep students that were on the team were Rhubella Rat, Margot Mallard, a cow named Bertha Bovine and several others. Rhubella was a female rat with orange fur. Margot was a mallard with purple feathers, long pink hair and a well endowed figure.
"Let the game begin!" said Sylvester.
The first one to grab the ball was Margot Mallard. She began to dribble the ball toward the hoop. But then, Babs snatched the ball with her ears. "I'll take that if you don't mind," said Babs. She began to run toward her end of the court. But suddenly, she was caught off guard by Bertha who smacked the ball out of her hand. "Hey!" said Babs. Rhubella then caught the ball and she executed a slam dunk. The ones rooting for Acme booed at Perfecto Prep, while the side rooting for Perfecto Prep cheered. Sweetie was now the one dribbling the ball. She jumped without taking flight and executed her own slam dunk. Acme scored its first points for the game.
"Okay, now to see if Lola's training paid off," said Fifi to herself. She began to dribble the ball. Margot tried to snatch the ball, but Fifi used her speed to evade her. The purple skunkette tossed the ball and it went through the hoop. Everybody began to cheer. Sweetie was shocked.
"It can't be. She sucked at trying to score a week ago. How did she get better in such short time?" asked Sweetie to herself. Elmyra wasn't really focused on playing the game. She wanted to make Margot Mallard her pet.
"If you lose the game, you get to be my latest pet!" said Elmyra as she hugged Margot.
"Get off of me, loser!" said Margot as she kicked Elmyra in the face, knocking her down. "Ooh!" cried everybody. The animals may hate Elmyra, but the sight of her getting kicked like that was brutal. For some reason, the Perfecto Prep team was moving faster than normal basketball players, which allowed them to keep ahead of the Acme Loon team. Lola however, was growing suspicious. By the time of the end of the first half, Perfecto Prep had 40 points, while Acme Looniveristy only had 20. Very soon, it was break time. Lola trailed the Perfecto Prep girls to their locker room stealthily. She began to overhear the Perfecto Prep students bragging.
"We're showing those Acme Losers a thing or two tonight," said Margot.
"Yes. It's all thanks to our super sneakers, with their built in speed accelerators," said Rhubella, showing off the inside of one of her sneakers. Inside were some tiny machines that apparently gave them more speed.
"As long as we have these sneakers, we're sure to win," said Bertha.
"Those cheaters. I could report them, but I think the more humiliating thing for them is to be beaten by the team. To do that, I'll have to make the odds more fair," said Lola, getting an idea.
At their locker room, most of the Acme Looniversity students were feeling down due to them losing.
"Aw, man. Those Perfecto Preps are wiping the floor with us," said Babs.
"Yeah, like, totally," said Shirley.
"Darn it! And I'm supposed to be the best player on the team," said Sweetie.
"Apparently not," said Elmyra.
"We might as well give up and forfeit," said Mary.
"Dahn't even say a sing like zat! We deedn't prahctice fahr ze gahme just to be beaten by zose eleetist snahbs! We must give eet our ahll ahnd show zem zat zey're naht so perfect!" said Fifi.
"Like, Fifi's right. We must keep playing to the very end," said Shirley.
As the Perfecto Prep students were waiting for the second half to begin, there was a sudden blackout. "Hey! Who turned out the lights!" cried Rhubella.
"I don't know! Must be some blackout. It'll go away eventually," said Margot. Minutes later, the lights came back on. "See? It was only temporary," said Margot.
"Come on. Time we finish the game and cream those pathetic players," said Rhubella. They then began to leave back for the court. Unbeknownst to them, that during the blackout, Lola did something in the cover of darkness. She removed the super sneakers and replaced them with ordinary sneakers.
"By the time the game is over, it is you Perfecto Prep losers that'll be look pathetic," said Lola.
Very soon, the game resumed. Fifi and the girls of the Acme Loo team had more determination thanks to Fifi's speech. Even with that speech, Elmyra still was more focused on getting a pet, so it was up to the rest of the girls to get the team to victory. Fifi began to really put Lola's training to good use now that she had more determination. As Margot Mallard was trying to catch up with Fifi, she noticed that she wasn't running faster. Wait a minute. Shouldn't I be getting a boost of speed? These super sneakers are supposed to be working, thought Margot. Fifi jumped and she executed a slam dunk. Everybody cheered for Fifi.
Now that the Perfecto Prep students didn't have their super sneakers, the Acme Looniversity students were able to overtake the Perfecto Prep students in terms of points. Margot pulled at her hair in frustration. Very soon, they were at the last minute of the game.
"Things are getting suspenseful! Both Acme Looniversity and Perfecto Prep have 58 points. One of them has to score one last time and win the game!" said Sylvester. Shirley started to dribble the ball. Rhubella began to run toward the loon to steal the ball. However, Shirley quickly passed the ball to Mary Melody. She tossed the ball. Bertha tried to grab the ball, but Babs jumped and thwacked the ball away from her. Fifi then caught the ball and began to make a run for the hoop. Margot tried to catch up with Fifi, but the skunkette was faster. She jumped into the air. Margot tried to grab Fifi by the tail in order to prevent her from doing a slam dunk. But Fifi tossed the ball toward the hoop. Everybody watched in suspense as they waited to see if the ball will go in or miss. Miraculous, the ball went through the hoop and the final buzzer buzzed. Acme Looniversity scored two more points, breaking the tie. "Acme Looniversity wins!" cried Sylvester. Everybody cheered loudly. The Perfecto Prep students collapsed to their knees in defeat.
"Way to go, Fifi!" cried Babs. "
You were, like, awesome!" said Shirley.
"Fifi! Fifi! Fifi!" said most of Fifi's teammates.
"Merci, merci," said Fifi. Sweetie just stood there, with a jealous look on her face. She wanted the glory of getting congratulated.
After the game, the Perfecto Prep girls were complaining to the boys. "How could we have lost? Our Super Sneakers that you provided us should've worked!" said Rhubella, shaking Rhubella.
"Let me see your sneakers," said Roderick. Rhubella handed him one of the sneakers. He looked into the sneaker and began to take it apart. But there was no sign of the technology that was built in it.
"This isn't one of the super sneakers! This just an ordinary sneaker! Somebody must've swapped your super sneakers for these plain ones," said Roderick.
"Wait a minute! The blackout! The thief must've done it!" said Margot. Just then, the Perfecto Prep students began to smell something.
"What's that smoke?" asked Danforth. "It smells like . . . burned shoe leather," said Bertha. That was when the Perfecto Prep students realized what was burning.
"That must be our super sneakers!" cried Roderick. The cheating students ran to where the smoke was coming from. When they arrived, the saw Lola Bunny was in the process of burning the last of the super sneakers. They shrieked seeing what was happening. That caught Lola's attention.
"What have you done?!" asked Roderick.
"Quite simple. I got rid of what was giving you cheaters an unfair advantage. So I caused that blackout and swapped your cheating sneakers with ordinary ones to make the game more fair," said Lola.
"Nobody messes with Perfecto Prep and gets away with it! You're dead meat, doll!" said Roderick.
"Doll?" asked Lola, glaring at Roderick. The Perfecto Prep students charged at Lola at once. But she burrowed into the ground at the last minute. Instead, the Perfecto Prep students landed onto the flames of the burning sneaker pile. Their hands were set on fire and they ran around screaming before dipping them in water. Lola re-emerged from the ground. "Don't ever call me, doll," said Lola. And she walked away, leaving the Perfecto Prep students, humiliated.
Present Time . . .
"And that's how I met your daughter and trained her to the be the basketball player she is today," said Lola.
"Zat's quite a stahry. I'm so glahd your daughtair met a kind hearted persahn like yourself," said Fleur.
"Thanks," said Lola.
"Ahnd zanks to my friendsheep weeth Lahla, zat wahs how she wahs ahble to find out ahbout ze tryouts fahr ze beeg gahme ahgainst ze mahnstahrs," said Fifi. Lola nodded.
"Anyway. I should get home and get showered before my date with Bugs tonight," said Lola.
"Okay. Zanks fahr cahmeeng ovair," said Fifi.
"Your welcome. See at gym class tomorrow," said Lola.
"Au revoir," said Fifi & Fleur. And Lola left for home.
"Despite hair streectness when eet cahmes to exerceesing, Lahla's a nice wahmahn," said Fleur.
"She sure ees," said Fifi.
(Insert "Tiny Toon Adventures Ending Theme")
Gag Credits: And that's how Warner Bros. should use Penelope outside of a Pepé cartoon.
Fifi: Keess me!
(Fifi kisses the camera, leaving a pink kiss mark. She wipes the kiss mark with her tail, which also wipes away the picture.)
Sneak Peek
On the next episode of "Fifi's new Tiny Toon Adventures", Anais, Fifi, Babs and Shirley are invited to a girls only club by a nurse named Aphrodite. There, they can all kinds of activities like dancing and swimming. And they serve great food there too. Unfortunately, the girls of Perfecto Prep want to obtain the club and make it a Perfecto Prep members only club. And they'll try to do it by any means necessary! Can the women attending the club keep it out of Perfecto Prep's greedy hands? Find out, in "Girls' Night Out" on Fifi's New Tiny Toon Adventures!
Sorry for the delay of the next episode. I was on a writer's block with this episode so I until I thought about how to execute the writing of episode, I worked on some other future episodes. It's also because of my work schedule. Starting next episode, I'm upgrading the rating of this story to M. You'll see why when I post the next episode.