Previously, on the Zootopia Files, please turn off all recording devices, cellphones, and keep your pie holes shut so as to not disturb other readers.

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Davies Hopps was lingering as a great meditating multi armed, multi eyed, and multi eared being. Sitting, apparently alone in the vast void of space.

"ALL IS CHAOS, ALL IS MADNESS, ALL IS DEATH, ALL IS LIES, ALL IS PADNAMONIUM, ALL IS-"

"That's racist!" A panda bear protested.

"PANDAMONIUM IS A REAL WORD ANDREW, LOOK IT UP!" Davies boomed back.

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"Not again!" Milo Murphy shouted as he was being pursued by llamas while riding a unicycle, not for anything he did. Milo had just wound up in front of a marathon that was exclusively made up of llamas.

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"I know what you're thinking, punk. 'Did he fire six shots or only five?', well, to tell you the truth, I've forgotten myself in all this excitement. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya,punk?" Bogo said as he stood before a mirror, dressed as Dirty Harry, and pointing a toy gun at an imaginary criminal.

"Well I'll give him this; it's more original then his shipping stories with his old toys about Nick and Judy." Mayor Edward Swift-Hoof said as he and the Assistant Mayor, Jessica Meekson saw this play out through a secret camera.

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"I-I mean... am I cougar or am I a mountain lion?! I mean, normally this doesn't bother me. But every time I try to look in my medical files I get contradictory information-"

"Miss Meekson, I'm a psychiatrist. Not a doctor, I appreciate your business. But I can't help you find out what manner of American big cat you actually are." The moose psychiatrist said.

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"ALL IS ORDER, ALL IS SANE, ALL IS LIFE, ALL IS TRUTH-"

"That's the exact opposite of what you just said!" Andrew the panda interrupted.

"WILL YOU STOP INTERUPTING ME?! YOU ARE A VERY ANNOYING BEAR, HAVE I MENTIONED THIS ENOUGH TO YOU?!" Davies shouted back.

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"Okay... I'm actually impressed that you guys are still holding out." Milo said as the llama marathon made its way to the outskirts of Bunnyburrow. "But really... can you at least let me safely get out of your way... where's this marathon ending anyway?"

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"You are getting sleepy, you are getting very sleepy, and you will enter and exit offices normally without skydiving." The moose psychiatrist said as he performed hypnotherapy on Saxton Hale.

"Horse radish! Saxton Hale will leave and enter an office however he pleases! And no shrink is going to use some fancy watch to make me do anything! Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go hunt worms and lay eggs!" Saxton said as he left the office... through a window. And he proceeded to peck at the ground when he landed from the third story window.

"Yep, I think at this point he'd need a medical doctor to check him. If only to try to figure out how gravity has no obvious effect on that weirdo." The moose psychiatrist said in bewilderment. Not at Saxton trying in vain to lay eggs and loudly clucking, just the aforementioned gravity immunity.

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"Sir, you think we should call Bogo? This... this is getting kind of weird." Jessica said as Bogo had stripped down to his boxer shorts.

"A fair point... but let's see where he's going with this. BEFORE we interrupt his fun." Edward said, as Bogo began gyrating. "You know... let's call him instead of seeing WHY he isn't doing this at home." Edward said.

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"ONLY WHEN ONE CAN COMPREHEND THE INHERENT CONTRADICTIONS IN LIFE, CAN ONE TRULY ATTAIN ENLIGHTENMENT AND INNER PEACE... DOES THAT EXPLAIN THINGS ANDREW? OR SHOULD I SQUANDER MORE TIME EXPLAINING PHILOSOPHY TO YOU, YOU DUMB, DUMB PANDA?!" Davies said to Andrew in aggravation.

"Uh... could you explain it ONE more-"

"NO, NOW YOU'RE GOING TO ANSWER A QUESTION I HAVE. HOW DID YOU MANAGE TO FOLLOW ME HERE?" Davies asked.

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"This is getting silly!" Milo said as the Llama marathon had made their way to Rio de Jeneiro.

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"I won't watch you die Nick!" Judy said.

"Dying's not on the menu... but it looks like I'll have to-"

"CUT! Nick, Judy! Your delivery was so wooden that I could make a full dining room set out of it!" An irate director shouted.

"Well this script reads like it was written in less than a week, with a loaded gun to the writers head!" Judy said defensively.

"And our so called 'stunt-mammals' don't even look like us! You just stuffed a pair of hippos in ill-fitting costumes!" Nick said, pointing to the hippos in question.

"I'm sad that this costume is so tight." One hippo said.

"I'm sad that my job involves being set on fire." The other hippo said.

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"Okay, Brazil actually makes sense compared to this." Milo said in an unamused tone as the llama marathon. Had somehow, made its way to the inhospitable desert planet of mars, the llamas not stopping, or even acknowledging the impossibility to travel between worlds on foot. And to a lesser extent in Milo's case, a unicycle

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And now, the conclusion to our story and anyone who was talking outload or disturbing other reasons, shall be force-fed prune based snacks until bursting.

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A few days passed since Nick's unexpected kidnaping by his childhood sweetheart, and Judy was alone in a warehouse after dark. Clad in her uniform, and the high-tech armor and equipment created by Selene Samuel. "You in position, Jude?" Selene asked over the suits communication equipment.

"Affirmative. I'm in the warehouse we're the video said that Nick would be." Judy said, referring to a video that. A few days earlier was sent to the ZPD.

"And... you think that his ex-girlfriends are the ones holding him hostage? You sure you want to stick to that story?" Selene asked in confusion.

"Look, Crimson was the one that magically kidnapped him, and his latest before me was a Vampire and a pair of ninja's. And yes, I know how crazy that sounds. But you've seen firsthand how deranged things have been getting!" Judy said.

"I'm not saying that your wrong... I'm just saying that it seems unlikely that ALL of Nick's ex's are criminals. I mean Ester I can believe to a degree because, well a lawyer. But she's the District Attorney." Selene said.

"Well there's only one way to find out what's going on here. Hopps out beginning radio silence." Judy said as she cut off the communication. She made her way through the abandoned warehouse, walking amidst oddly placed crates and other equipment, making the building feel like a maze. Eventually, she found a skunk doe, dressed like she was in a punk-rock band, complete with a pink Mohawk.

"Nick! Are you around here?" The skunk said.

"You Rachel Smellsworth?" Judy said as she pulled a stun gun on the skunk.

"Listen pig, I don't have time for-"

"And I don't have time for insults either. This may come as a surprise to you, but Nick is a police officer. Just as I am, and my partner as well! Now, have you, or anyone else have had any contact with a fox Vixen named Ester Foxgerald in the past week?" Judy said in irritation.

Then before Rachel could explain herself. Anna Blackpaw, obviously looking angry burst through the warehouse roof in full Vampiric form.

"That... is... AWESOME!" Rachel exclaimed.

"ENOUGH! STOP THIS FOOLISH, ILCONCEIVED CHARADE!" Anna shouted in anger as the interiors of the warehouse retracted. The crates and equipment disappearing into the ether, revealing the rest of Nick's ex's, including Todd, who was dressed in exceptionally tight women's clothing, the Nainshadou twins, Skye and Ester.

"Anna, what is going-" Anna held up a finger to Judy as she used some manner of magic on both Rachel and Todd. And the two wandered off, out of the warehouse.

One of the Nainshadou twins spoke up, in Japanese. "I agree with you Hana. What manner of skill is this?" The other sister asked.

"Well, I certainly wasn't expectin' this." Skye said to herself as she put away her gun.

"And you-"

"Blast your tail Judy! Put that glorified taser away!" Anna said in annoyance as Judy drew her gun on Ester.

"But she kidnapped-"

"I know what I did officer. And I'm sorry that I've dragged both you and Nicky boy into this mess." Ester said apologetically to Judy.

"Excuse us, I am Tanken, and this is my sister Hana. We both came here in the hope of-"

"Rescuing Nick Wilde from some vague threat you heard about on the internet? Well let me answer the important questions. Nick is fine, I was the one that made that video that drew you here... unfortunately, as I've been waiting for over a week for a very SPECIFIC person to take this bait." Anna said, practically snarling with rage.

"I thought something about this seemed off." Skye said to herself.

"Yeah, we've been waiting for... Ms. Blackpaw. Why weren't there memories taken?" Ester asked.

"JUST... let's get to my place. It's where Nick is anyway." Anna said.

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"Judy! It's so good to see you!" Nick said as he hugged Judy when she arrived at Anna's estate.

"I'm relieved too, now will someone PLEASE explain what's going on here?" Judy said.

"Ah that, well to make a long story short. Blackpaw was trying to use me as bait for Delphine." Nick said as Anna, Ester and the Nainshadou twins joined in. "Oh... and you two, were the only ones to show up." Nick said awkwardly. Hana started shouting in Japanese.

"Hana, you know he cannot speak our language. But no Nickolas-san, we were not alone. But Blackpaw-sama sent the two others away." Hana said as Skye entered.

"And what am I? Chopped liver?" Skye said indignantly.

"Snowy! I didn't see you there... you're an even better ninja then-" Nick was cut off as the Nainshadou twins drew there katanas.

"ENOUGH! I invited you here to explain things! Not to disembowel each other! PUT YOUR WEAPONS AWAY!" Anna said in aggravation, using her Vampiric powers to force everyone to put away any weapons that they had out. "Look, it's actually quite simple. At least it was supposed to be, Ester here abducted Nick from his home. He goes on about the various people he's dated, most of you peeked my curiosity... especially Delphine. How did you describe her again? A 'fire-red vixen with eyes of gold and a voice of French-silk', something along those lines Mr. Wilde?" Anna said.

"Yeah, and you said something about her having to do with that assassination attempt on old Buffalo Butt?" Nick said.

"Indeed... fact of the matter is. I'm the one who made her a Vampire in the first place." Anna said regretfully.

"Oh, so it's the Vampirism that made her such a crazy nut!" Nick said.

"NICK." Judy said admonishingly.

"Judy... he's right. I mean, it wasn't my intention to create an insane serial killer. As a mortal, she was just this... kind hearted fox from New Orleans. One who had a LOT of sicknesses, and... Well I believed that she was a good person, and deserved a chance to make the world a better place. But as her first week went on, mammals turned up dead all over New Orleans. Including her parents, and some of her friends, it wasn't until her eighth night. When she was fully a Vampire that she even told me what she was doing... and that night I pushed her overboard the riverboat we were on, into the Mississippi river." Anna explained.

Judy's ears drooped. "Oh... I'm so sorry-"

"Don't, her undeath is my mistake. And now, Delphine has not only survived these past two-centuries. But she's in the employ of my hated, long-thought dead enemy... Draco Long-Fang." Anna said.

"...so did you-"

"NEVERMIND, what we may have done before I Spawned her. The point is; I've taken the initiative to try to bring Delphine out of the open. But after a week of everyone Nick dated... except for ONE, psychotic vixen. That I wanted to... talk to, about her work, maybe ask how she's survived since I shoved her into the river, point is. She could prove to be an invaluable resource against him, and whatever profane schemes he has to be planning. I... I just need some blood." Anna said as she trudged into the kitchen.

"Well... Bogo's not going to be happy with this." Judy said to herself.

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"I am not happy... with any of this." Bogo said sternly as he was talking over the phone with Judy.

"I know sir, I mean. How did Ester even-"

"Judy... I know." Bogo said.

"About what sir?" Judy asked.

"It's a long and personal story. But basically during my first major assignment with Benjamin we... ran into some trouble. And Anna... saved our lives." Bogo said somberly.

"What?" Judy asked flatly.

"Yep, she took us in to her place for the night. She explained the basics of the supernatural and some personal stuff about her and Vampires as a whole." Bogo said.

"...so what are you not happy with?" Judy asked.

"That a certain undead bunny has kept ME in the dark. Keeping one of MY officers, even if it's Wilde in her custody, to catch another Vampire, to in turn get dirt on ANOTHER Vampire in order to catch him and presumably stop whatever he's up to... point is. I should have at least been kept abreast. Especially when Zootopia's new District Attorney is involved." Bogo said.

"...were you aware that Ms. Foxgerald was a magic user?" Judy asked.

"Nope, didn't particularly care about some vixen getting Swift-Hoof's old job. I didn't even know she was involved in any of this until you mentioned her." Bogo said.

"Are there any other secrets you're keeping from me?" Judy said in aggravation.

"Hopps, I don't have to tell you EVERYTHING. Now, is Anna there with you? I want to speak with her. See if we can work out an actual plan for arresting Delphine." Bogo said.

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Later on, as night fell. Delphine was hiding in an alleyway. "I thought I would never get away from Bellwether and the Wild Hunt. I'm starving, and I can't stand the taste of those bikers blood." Delphine said to herself as she waited for an unsuspecting mammal.

Then, a rabbit wearing a red hoodie entered the alley. "Timmy? Timmy where are you?" The rabbit said.

"Aw, the poor little lapin, she must be looking for a lost pet... a pity she will not find it." Delphine said as she began to stalk the unsuspecting bunny. She turned into her Vampiric form, ready to drain the bunny dry... only to be shot at by the bunny. "What the-" Delphine looked at her bullet wounds, "are these... SILVER bullets?!" She said in surprise as the bunny delivered a round house kick to Delphines face.

"Yep, got them off your old friend... wouldn't have figured that Anna would keep an entire armory of weapons specifically for Vampire hunting. But with a rap sheet like yours, I'd say it's worth the hassle." The bunny said as she removed her hood, revealing that she was indeed Judy.

"What... ANNA put you up to this?! That treacherous little-"

"Delphine... just try to be graceful in defeat, for your sake if nothing else." Anna said as she jumped down in the alley. "Though I must ask one simple question for now... why didn't you take my bait with Nickolas?" She asked as she removed a sort of muzzle and hand cuffs with bat like decorations.

"Hmm, what care I for a mortal's life? Only reason I even took an interest in that con artist was frankly out of boredom." Delphine said spitefully as Anna bound her paws in the handcuffs and she affixed the muzzle.

"Anna what did you ever see in this women?" Judy asked.

"I was eight-hundred, she's French, I have a... thing for the French despite the initial interactions with the Normmammals and King William. I thought she was a sweet-heart, she turned out to be an unrepentant sociopath. We all make mistakes Judy, or do I have to spam you with the post Missing Mammal Case press-conference to illustrate that point?" Anna said.

Judy wasted no time in shooting Anna in the ankle. "Okay... I practically asked for that. Never talk back to someone you GIVE one of your silver based weapons to. When will I ever remember that?" Anna said, limping with Delphine in tow.

"You should have just killed me properly that night traitre." Delphine said bitterly as she was led to a police cruiser.

"I know darling, I know. But the past is the past, and it cannot be changed." Anna said as she limped behind Judy with her.

"Funny that you should mention-"

"Whatever you have to say, you can save it for... my friends." Anna said ominously.

"What kind of friends, other Vampires?" Judy asked.

"Let's just say for now, that I'm not the only Vampire with a vested interest in Zootopia." Anna said as she entered the back of the police cruiser with Judy.

"Ah, so I finally get to meet the Cabal of the Unseen Eye? It's about time, that riverboat trip was supposed to be so that I could meet them. Not a botched assassinat attempt." Delphine said.

"And the Cabal of the Unseen Eye would be?" Judy asked, Anna just sighed in resignation.

"Just... I'll explain latter. Just drive us to my home." Anna said in exhaustion, as the police cruiser drove off.