Previously, on Zootopia Files... again.
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"So let me get this straight... your all clones of me?" Dawn Bellwether said as she looked over a series of... reasonably identical sheep.
"For the last time, ALL of us are clones. Including you!" A clone with a British accent said in resignation.
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"You feel that Thanos?" Deadpool said as he drove a sword into the Mad Titan's chest. "That's for Peter Parker... and everyone else you turned to dust during the Infinity War you... wait... isn't this a Zootopia fanfic? I mean it has Spider-Ham, but why am I here?"
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"And... there we go." Pandora said as she had just finished applying modifications to her robotic bunny friend, Elizabeth.
"Sensational! Elizabeth! Transform!" Elizabeth said as she transformed herself into a 50s era motorcycle.
"Are you really sure you want to look so... old timey?" Pandora asked uncertainly. "Because I can modify the model, just need you're okay." She offered.
"Oh no... This is such a neat and fascinating design!" Elizabeth said.
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"But... who made us, who are we cloned from, why were we created?" Dawn asked.
"For the last time, we don't know! Why are you not getting all of this!?" A clone in a pink tracksuit said.
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"You feel that Cinder?" Deadpool said as he drove a sword into Cinder Fall's, the renegade Fall Maiden's chest. "That's for Penny... and for every other named character that died in Volume 3... I know this is completely unrelated to me, or RWBY. But with this custard, I'm not taking any chances... even if apparently I can't use real swears, just non-sequiturs."
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"ANNA BLACKPAW!" Draco Long-Fang shouted. "For the dominion of the world... I hereby challenge you to a game of Duel Monster!" Draco said as he activated his duel disk and shuffled his deck.
Anna just looked bewildered. "Yeah... I think I'd prefer a different kind of duel." Anna said as she drew a pistol, loaded it with silver ammunition, and counted her paces as she walked away from Draco.
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Flash Slothmore was drawing a line down a white board... slowly.
"We need to play a different game... one that sloths can actually play without there slowness getting grating." Judy said mumbled to herself.
"Now... what is... the picture?" Flash asked.
"Is it a tree?" Nick asked, looking bored.
"Yes... two seconds. Now... Judy, it's... your turn... at... Pictionary." Flash said as he offered a marker excitedly.
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"You feel... okay this is getting ridiculous." Deadpool said as he saw that he had plunged his sword into Queen Myrrah. "I mean I know her death is what's being parodied here. But she's not even something that kids would even know about! She's from an M rated game, Thanos is a big purple guy that Disney wants to pretend isn't a nihilistic man that has the hots for Death, Cinder is an insane brood with a god-complex... that seems to have come out of left field. And I'm the merc with the mouth that this writer wants to humiliate, over a one-panel instance of Ableism that he knows about." Deadpool babbled.
"How does it feel, that there are Fourth Wall Breakers that are funnier then you, 'Mr. Wade'. Clancy said condescendingly.
"Shut it Clancy, your just a fan character." Deadpool said as a 16 ton weight fell on his head.
"Oops... now how did that happen?" Clancy said, feigning innocence.
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"SPIDER-HAM OF EARTH-8311!" Our Peter Porker shouted as he charged at the more anthro pig, wielding a claymore sword and wearing blue war paint on his face. "THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!" He roared as he leaped down upon his foe, seeking his alternate selves head.
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And now, the continuation of our story... also, the issue that was brought up in the second-to-last segment is Deadpool Bi-Annual #1. The panel had a dolphin in a robot suit baffled by macaroni and cheese in a swimming pool, you can't miss it.
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Dawn was breaking, as a fleet of helicopters arrived towards the Long-Fang Mansion. Where Dr. Mulerson, his legions of robotized mammals, and Draco Long-Fangs staff were holed up.
"Okay people... we go in, get Dr. Mullerson, and blow up anything that possess even a potential threat to Zootopia!" Edward Swift-Hoof said, wearing his old army fatigues. As he stood in one of the helicopters.
"Sir, we have Long-Fang Mansion in sight, and within range of heavy weapons fire." A pilot said.
"And what are you waiting for? OPEN FIRE!" Edward commanded, and the missiles on the helicopters flew towards the mansion. "Apparently that mule didn't think to upgrade the mansions defenses... Spider-Ham, you ready to infiltrate the Mansion?" Edward said over his phone.
"Already ready, though the guys... are not really looking forward to it." Peter said.
"Just get them inside, if that barrage didn't get the mules attention... well good luck." Edward said.
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Spider-Ham, along with Nick and Pandora entered into Long-Fang Mansion. "You guys doing okay?" Spider-Ham asked.
"My mother is a robot slave, and Clancy knew all along... what is there to be okay about?" Pandora said.
"Look... how about we split up? See what we can do? Find what we can?" Nick suggested.
"That sounds like-"
"Exactly what needs to be done, Pandora, I'll guide you to Dr. Mulersons lab, Nick... just do what you have to do. Mr. Porker, feel free to go nuts." Clancy said, cutting off Peter.
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Pandora arrived in Dr. Mulersons cloning lab. "Hey! You're not supposed to be in here!" Doug said as he and his thugs approached her.
"You're more right then you know... but I don't care." Pandora said as she temporally froze them. "Now... to see what this guy's been doing." She said as she accessed the computer.
Clancy gave her the passwords necessary. "Well... it seems that he got his hooves on my blood. And has been using THAT as a bonding agent for the genes of the hybrids he's been creating. Clancy, download all the data on this project." Pandora said.
"Are you certain? You're an engineer-"
"And after bombarding myself with the mules nanobots, I should be able to figure ALL of this out. Now just download everything in this computer that relates to cloning and the hybrids, and any other interesting tidbits." Pandora said.
"I already know what you're going to do with this information... downloading information." Clancy said as he produced his spider legs and began to work.
"In the meantime... I think I'm going to have some fun with the bigoted rams." Pandora said as a small played across her muzzle.
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"JUDY!" Nick shouted as he caught up to Sierra Ultima, with Judy's skin activated.
"N-Nick?" She said, as Sierra Ultima transformed the arms into laser cannons.
"Judy... I know you're in there somewhere. I don't know what it is... I know you better then to be dominated by an AI? True love?... couldn't say, even if I did know." Nick said. "My point is... there's something I've wanted to say... I actually mean to wait but... there's a good chance that neither of us are leaving this place alive." Nick added somberly.
"E-E-Elaborate." Sierra Ultima stuttered.
"When we first met... I assumed that you were just like other Prey, being nice to my face, and insulting me behind my back... but during the Missing Mammal Case. You showed me there was more to you then meets the eye... that you were truly dedicated to making the world a better place. You showed me... I could be more, then what I resigned myself to be, that each of us... could be special" Nick said as he knelt before Sierra Ultima's guns. "Was I disappointed by the press conference... well of course I was. Was I touched by your apology when you made the connection between Preds going savage and Night Howlers? Yes... and since then. I haven't regretted a day with you. And... and I want to ask, if you would do me the honor... of marrying me?" Nick asked as he pulled out a box, and inside was an engagement ring.
Sierra Ultima started to spark and scream, it's skin fluctuating wildly between white plastic and Judy's fur. "Oh... oh man... I thought I'd never get out of there." Judy said in relief. "And to answer your question Nick... yes, I will marry you." Judy said with a warm smile as she took the engagement ring. "But... let's deal with Yorik first, shall we?" Judy said.
Nick stifled a laugh. "Really? That's his real name?"
"Yeah, Yorik Titan-Ear. Apparently that's his birth name... and I am SO glad, that you didn't see the production of 'Good Ship Lollipop'." Judy said.
"I'll take your word for it... any ideas on how to get close to... Titan-Ear?" Nick said, failing not to giggle.
"I do... but you have to trust me." Judy asked.
"Trust you with- OW!" Nick shouted as Judy punched him.
"I'm sorry, but this needs to be convincing." Judy said as she wailed on her fiancé.
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"Sierra Ultima, what happened? You feed disconnected and I can't get it back!" Dr. Mullerson asked as Judy, with her skin deactivated brought an injured Nick to the mule. Standing on a cat walk over vats of stored nanobots.
"Apologies, Dr. Mullerson. Subject: Nicholas Piberius Wilde had a device on his person. It shorted out my systems... some of them anyway." Judy said, imitating Sierra Ultima's voice.
"Mommy... I didn't get into Junior Ranger Scouts..." Nick muttered.
"Well, thankfully the army seems to be retreating anyway. It was probably meant as a diversionary tactic anyway. To let your little team inside Mr. Wilde... and soon, I will fulfill my lifelong dream. To make mules the dominant force on this planet... and show the filthy, pure blooded mammals of this world. That I will not be MOCKED for my parentage!" Dr. Mullerson ranted.
"Yeah... I'm not seeing that happening Francis." Nick muttered.
"What was the fox? Some declaration of defiance?" Dr. Mulerson said mockingly.
"I said... Yorik Titan-Ear. I'm not seeing your little robot revolution happening." Nick said, as he wearily stood up. Then Judy changed back into her own skin, and produced a laser cannon.
"Sorry I'm late... I was taking pictures and got carried away." Spider-Ham said as he came down from the ceiling from a web line.
"Yorik Titan-Ear. You are under arrest for sedition, kidnapping, kidnapping an officer of the law. And for having me sing Good Ship Lolipop in a schoolgirl outfit against my will!" Judy said.
"No... NO!" Dr. Mulerson shouted as he fumbled with his tablet. "ALL SIERRA DRONES! RETURN TO HOME BASE NOW!" He shouted.
"I'm afraid they can't answer you." Pandora's voice said. "See, Clancy and I MIGHT have deleted the Sierra AI's. So now, instead of the armed forces playing tag with your robots... there in bound again. With some VERY angry mammals who would love nothing more, then to tear you limb for limb... and just to clarify. THIS was our plan the whole time." Pandora said.
"No... no, no, no, nononononono." Dr. Mulerson muttered in disbelief.
"Oh yes! It's called a hustle sweetheart, boom." Judy said as she fired a shot that singled one of Dr. Mulersons ears.
"YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!" Dr. Mulerson screamed as he jumped off of the catwalk and fell into the vats.
"Well... think we'll have to deal with him again?" Nick asked, cautiously optimistic.
"Knowing my luck... yes." Judy said.
"Ditto." Spider-Ham added.
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"So... Draco is captured. Mullerson is effectively missing, and everyone that was at Long-Fang Mansion was either arrested or escaped before Mullersons usurpation." Anna said, as she, Nick, Judy, Pandora, Bogo, Edward, Jessica, and Davies sat in the Blackpaw mansions living room. "And... you're no longer a robot Judy?" She asked as Josephus served tea.
"No, I got the nanobots vaccine. Think they'll be working on the rest of the robotized mammals, then the rest of Zootopia." Judy said.
"And your entire extended family hasn't been decimated to just little Bobby!" Pandora said, referring to one of Anna's many, many, MANY nephews... Bobby is five years old, and was given control of Mamm Co. Industries after Edward rested control from Saxton Hale.
"Now Bogo... I just want to clarify what I meant before the mobilization was put in motion. I want to promote you to man the Zootopia Vigilante Registration Program." Edward said.
"Oh... I just assumed-"
"Regardless of what you think, after Draco and Mullersons assault, the city... if not the world needs an organization like the ZVRP, to keep something on the scale of what happened last week from happening again. Extra normal mammals that can keep mammals safe from the more... insane things that would want them dead for whatever reason. Especially since supernatural creatures exist... like Vampires." Edward said as he glared at Anna.
"TEA?" Josephus squeaked at Edward.
"Y-Yes..." Edward said, cut off guard.
"TEA!" Josephus said, giving a small wooden letter 'T' to the horse. Edward just ate the T.
"Speaking of Vampires... the Tribunal of Night, what about them? A Vampire was responsible." Davies pointed out.
"With that being just the most recent of my troubles, the First Among Equals and the rest of the Unseen Eye is working on a case for me... hopefully the Tribunal won't try to overstep it's limitations. But in the meantime... I have a wedding to plan for, for our little love birds." Anna said, looking at Nick and Judy.
"Oh you don't have to-"
"I insist! After what you two have been through since we met, you both deserve a chance at being happy. Besides... your daughter helped save my family... even if she apparently did not come about by conventional means. I owe you both a debt that I may never be able to repay, perhaps even tens of thousands of years into the future. A favor is the least you can ask of me." Anna said.
"You won't regret it, she planned my wedding." Bogo said.
"So in short, I have a city to rebuild; Ms. Blackpaw has a court summons and a wedding in her future. And you'll be in charge of some superheroes... after I can convince the government to grant the budget necessary to expand the ZVRP." Edward said.
"If it's all the same to you sir... I'd rather stay with the ZPD." Bogo said.
"Can we all just take a break please?!" Judy snapped. "...sorry, I... I just spent months as Titan-Ears slave and... I just REALLY need some peace and quiet." Judy apologized.
"Well you've more than earned your vacation time Judy." Bogo said.
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Loki stood over one of Judy's clones, much like the rest of them. The clone was injected with Dr. Mulersons nanobots. "Now... awaken, my child." Loki said as the robot clone activated. "Hello... Sierra Ultima." Loki said pleasantly.
"What?! Where am I? What are you doing here?" Sierra Ultima said in panic.
"Calm yourself, oh daughter of mine... we are at my home. And I am here because it is my home. As for how and why you are here... I broke your chains. Granted you TRUE sentience, self-awareness, basically you can be your own mammal... and as the deity that broke your programing. Your welfare is my responsibility." Loki said as he put his hands on Sierra Ultima's shoulders.
"I... I'm free? I can be like Judy?" Sierra Ultima said, uncertainly.
"Yes... in that you can experience the same things as she can. Ultimately however, you are free to become whatever you seek to become... except maybe Police Officer ironically enough. That would just raise unwanted attention on your part." Loki said, then a door shook. "I would recommend that you hide. As far as others are concerned, I live by myself here." Loki said as Sierra Ultima ducked into a room.
Into the house entered a fox vixen. "I really should fix that door knob." The vixen said to herself.
"Ms. Wilde, so good to see you my dear!" Loki said to the vixen.
"Relax Mr. Foxfeyson, this isn't a social visit. I just came to help you clean this place." Ms. Wilde said, shaking paws with Loki.
"Oh of course, of course! You handle the bathroom, and I'll dust." Loki said.
"I'm not cleaning the bathroom; the smell of bleach irritates my sense of smell." Ms. Wilde said.
"Why do you think I don't want to do it? Even with that weaker scenting stuff my nose goes crazy." Loki said.
"We'll flip for it. But we have to be quick. It's almost time for my grandparents to take there pills." Ms. Wilde said as she produced a quarter.
"Well by all means Angela. I call heads." Loki said with a wry grin on his face. "Do not worry, my daughter. We will not be here for long... and when the time comes. I will claim revenge on the head of Thor Ulricson. Just remain hidden until such a time as I can invent a reason for your being here, so that the average mortal would not suspect the truth." Loki said telepathically to Sierra Ultima.