Original Posted On: Feb. 9, 2021

Beta Read by: Heckelman88, Crowfeast, Tachyon99, xhope14x, Neostardustdragon101

Review Response:

Kirito the Black Battousai: For the Madara Jutsu, no, Naruto would have to learn it from someone else, and remember, his natural element is wind. As for Tamamo, yeah, she survived.

JonaleFM: Oh, that makes sense. Yeah, each pantheon has its own Hell/Heaven like place (Helheim/Vallhala for example) and they each have rules.

Darkmaster10000000: Naruto's physical age appearance will be brought up soon. And for the other question, it won't be the same, and for the wanderer question, you will just have to see what happens.

SolSparda369: Oh, never seen Hellsing Abridged. Maybe, but it might not happen in any crazy way that could happen, Murphy's Law.

18Andrew: Thank you.

WindCitySlayer1: Thank you.

XenoBlaze: Sadness has to be taken with Happiness. You can't have one without the other.

Spark681: Tamamo won't get pregnant again, just the single daughter she just gave birth to. Yeah, many things are going to be different from the original, since that was a very rushed project in the beginning.

Dlowe2651: Thanks man, I hope this chapter is up too standard.

Redlox2: The meeting between Spiritual Mother and Son will be vastly different than the original, so don't expect it to be as blunt or 'forced' as many saw it as.

Animecollector: For once, positivity for the Main Character is a nice change and hopefully not short lived.

Church2550: Of course, why would I have Akasha's child be any one BUT Moka.

Guest: Thank you, and I am very surprised people love Tamamo as much as they do, since in the original story, she was only really relevant in the first six or seven chapters. Which is why I decided to do a slow burn for this story.

Children:

OKAY, LETS READ THIS SHIT! I DON'T OWN NARUTO OR HIGHSCHOOL DXD!

"Hey" = Speaking

'Hey' = Thinking

'Hey' = Memory

"Hey"= Sacred Gear/ Communication link/ Tailed Beast

Chapter 14: When in Rome

Naruto winced in pain as he pulled his hand back, grabbing it as an elder yokai stood next to him with a bamboo stick.

"You did it wrong, try again." He stated as he watched Naruto with a critical eye.

"Yes, sir." Naruto replied politely as he picked up the brush he dropped again.

Kurama sighed in irritation as Naruto started to draw a seal.

Naruto had been taking lessons in seals for two weeks now, and Kurama was getting tired of the mundanity of it all.

"You know you could skip all of this if you used the Rinne-Sharingan, right?" Kurama stated.

'Yeah, you are right.' Naruto mentally replied as he continued, only to mess up as his hand was struck once more. 'But I would get a bad taste in my mouth if I cheated like that. I want to earn this.'

Kurama grumbled as he lay down.

The other tailed beasts were off in their own private levels of the tailed beast psyche.

Because spending time with each other for all eternity was its own brand of hell when you lived with your siblings.

Naruto focused on his lessons, and after another hour, his teacher let him go.

'Well, at least I am getting better.' He thought in a positive way as he massaged his hand. 'I hope Yasaka and Tamamo are doing fine.'

He smiled fondly as he thought of his wife and daughter.

The two greatest treasures in his life, always making him smile.

Once home after ten minutes of walking, Naruto was greeted by one of the servants.

"Lord Naruto, we have finally translated the letters from the four pantheons." They said as they handed them to Naruto.

"Thank you, I'll go talk to the empress right away." Naruto replied politely before he looked for his wife.

Naruto greeted Domamaru and Toshimi in the kitchen as he passed them.

"Where is Tamamo?" he asked the two Kappa.

"She is in Yasaka's room, breastfeeding." Toshimi replied as she and Domamaru prepared dinner.

Naruto instantly straightened up as he left to find his wife.

'Hm…' Naruto thought as he thought of Tamamo breastfeeding. 'Her breasts have gotten bigger since she got pregnant.'

"Pervert." Matatabi purred, not in disgust but a playful tone that showed she wasn't serious.

Naruto smirked as he knocked on the door leading to Yasaka's room.

"Come in." Tamamo called from within.

Naruto opened the door and saw Tamamo sitting in a chair nursing Yasaka, kimono open to allow her right breast to be uncovered for Yasaka.

In the four weeks since her birth, Yasaka's light blond hair had come in and was in tiny twin pig tails with small string. She happily sucked the milk from her mother's exposed breast, her tiny tail wagging.

"Hey, sweetie, how were your seal lessons? Are those the letters from the pantheons?" Tamamo asked as she looked up at Naruto, who was staring enviously at his daughter, which didn't escape his wife's eye. "What, you jealous of your daughter, Naru~"

Naruto blushed and stepped back, chuckling nervously as he put the letters on the nearby table.

Tamamo sighed as she shifted a bit to pull her left sleeve down to expose her left breast.

"Come here, you baby." Tamamo giggled.

Naruto seemingly teleported to his wife's side and gently cupped her milk filled breast, making Tamamo quiet a moan.

Tamamo gasped slightly as Naruto licked her nipple before he sucked it into his mouth.

Breast milk splashed against Naruto's tongue, making him hum at the taste.

As this was happening, Yasaka glanced over at her father and scowled.

Her tail flipped up and thwacked him, getting Naruto's attention.

Tamamo giggled.

"Seems she doesn't like sharing." Tamamo stated as Yasaka cutely glared at Naruto.

"Well, she has one mouth and you have two tits, so she can learn to share." Naruto stated with a cheeky tone and smile.

Tamamo laughed and pulled him back into her breast with her tail, while she looked at Yasaka.

"He is right, you need to share, sweetie." Tamamo stated.

Yasaka only pouted.

Tamamo giggled before slapping her hand to over her mouth, ears drooping as she violently coughed into her hand.

"Tamamo." Naruto said in concern as he summoned a clone to take Yasaka away while he helped Tamamo get some water.

"I'm fine." Tamamo stated after she sipped some water. "Just swallowed some air wrong."

Naruto didn't believe her, but let it go as his clone did its best to ease a tearing up Yasaka as he burped her.

"Anyway, Naruto." Tamamo said as she sat up, covering her breasts, looking at the table with the letters. "Which of the four pantheons are you picking to go to first."

Naruto picked them up and looked at them.

"I think I'll go to…" Naruto started to say.

Three days later, afternoon, Greece…

Naruto stood in the Aegean Sea, Mount Olympus off in the distance.

'Well, this is going to be fun.' Naruto thought as he looked up at the large mountain, after running across the ocean and land by foot.

Currently, he was walking across the water, avoiding much of the people because he was on a mission as an Ambassador of Kyoto.

'Hm, is that the island of Cyclops's?' Naruto thought as he neared an island, feeling several inhuman life signatures on the island. 'And there are humans there too.'

"Let's go check it out." Isobu stated, interested in getting to see the Cyclops's.

'Fine.' Naruto thought as he took off towards the island.

On the Island, Twenty minutes later…

"As you can see, my name is Nobody." Odysseus told a near drunk cyclops called Polyphemus.

"Well, Nobody, you are being very generous, despite the fact I am going to eat you." Polyphemus stated drunkenly as he felt drowsy.

'Yeah, that's it.' Odysseus thought as he watched the cyclops fall asleep.

Working quickly, Odysseus and his surviving men stuck a large sharpened stake into the burning fire, which lit the cave they resided in.

'Come on.' Odysseus thought as he urgently wanted the stake to light.

Suddenly, the boulder keeping Odysseus and his men inside Polyphemus's cave was pulled away.

"Oh… oh, what… is going on." Naruto said as he walked in, seeing the Greek warriors stare at him in confusion. "Hello."

Without hesitating, Odysseus and his men grabbed Polyphemus's sheep and Naruto, running to their boat with him and quickly set sail.

"Oh, thank the gods, they must have sent you to find us." Odysseus's men thanked Naruto as the wind picked up, their boats catching the wind.

'What are they saying?' Naruto thought as he heard them speaking fluent Greek.

"Try using your Rinne-Sharingan, you could learn their language." Chomei chimed in.

'Hm…' Naruto thought as he used a transformation to hide his third eye and opened said eye.

"I, Odysseus, captain of this ship, welcome you onto our vessel." Odysseus greeted. "I thank you for saving our lives from the Cyclops."

Naruto bowed.

"Greetings, Odysseus, I am a foreigner from the far East." Naruto said in partially broken Greek, but it was understandable. "My name is Naruto."

Odysseus extended his arm.

Naruto took his arm, and they shook arms.

"Please, travel with us, to our home of Ithaca." Odysseus stated as he and Naruto walked amongst the Greek men rowing the boat.

"I will gladly accept, Odysseus." Naruto said with a bright smile.

Meanwhile…

Tamamo sat with the doctor writing something down.

"It's just a simple cold, Empress." The doctor said in confidence. "You should heal up in a few days."

Tamamo nodded.

'I am worried.' She thought as she sat up to leave. 'I have been sick before, but this is taking to long.'

She had been feeling feverish and could feel her heart increase at random moments.

"Here, this medication will help ease the symptoms." The doctor said as she gave Tamamo some ground herbs. "Please, take it easy, Empress, we all need you, especially your daughter and your husband."

Tamamo thought of Naruto and Yasaka, ears drooping and hands clenching.

"Yes, thank you doctor." Tamamo thought as she bowed before leaving.

She walked through Kyoto, heading for the compound she called her home.

'I will overcome this.' Tamamo thought courageously as she approached her home. 'I will not give up until I am better."

Four days later, Ithaca, Greece…

Naruto laughed as he drank with Odysseus.

Having docked the day before, Naruto had spent hours with Odysseus, learning the ways of Greek Culture and in turn, taught Odysseus about Japan and his culture.

Of course, he had let Odysseus reunite with his young son and wife.

But now, it was a massive banquet for Naruto saving them was being held.

"Thank you again, for this, Odysseus, but tomorrow, I must be going." Naruto stated as he gulped down the watered-down wine.

"Why is that?" Odysseus asked, slightly drunk as he swayed in his seat.

"I got to meet the gods tomorrow." Naruto stated as he started to feel the effects of the alcohol.

"Hm, fine." Odysseus stated as he didn't want Naruto to leave, having learned a lot of the lands outside of Greece from him.

They partied for several more hours before it was dark with the stars as the only lights.

Naruto, having recovered from his hangover quickly, packed his bag with some food before he left Odysseus's house, leaving a note behind for the Greek to find in the morning.

'I had fun.' Naruto thought as he started to jog away from the house. 'But now, it's time for business.'

As the night rolled on, Naruto made it to the shore at a nearby cliff, and with no fear, jumped off it towards the water as he saw the coast of Greece several miles away.

He landed into the water safely, thanks to his chakra cloak appearing last second to break his fall and charge his speed as he took off across the water, powering down to not be seen or sensed as easily.

Once back on dry land, Naruto asked for directions towards Mount Olympus by a humble family, giving them some money for their trouble before walking off again.

As our merry protagonist walked across the untamed wilds of Greece, Polyphemus was waking up and realizing his sheep had been stolen.

"NOBODY YOU SON OF A BITCH!" Polyphemus shouted as he barged out of his cave and looked all over the Island for his sheep and Odysseus, not knowing the man had arrived home safely.

Polyphemus ran to the coast and took a deep breath.

"DAD!" He shouted.

The waves rippled and took the shape of a face.

Poseidon, God of the Seas, appeared, well his water avatar took shape before his son.

"Yes, my dear Polyphemus." Poseidon spoke. "What is it?"

"Dad, a few days ago, a human named Nobody came here, and he got me drunk and then while I was sleeping, somehow got out of my blocked off cave and took my sheep!" Polyphemus stated in quick succession. "Please, help me get vengeance on them."

Poseidon was instantly on bored with fucking with humans.

"Don't worry, my son." Poseidon stated as he reached out to his massive son's hand. "I will take care of this, rest assured."

Polyphemus smiled in relief.

"Thank you, dad." He thanked as his father's water avatar deformed and returned to being regular water.

Mt. Olympus…

Poseidon, the real one, walked to the Fates.

He was a tall man, muscled to pure athletic peak, and had a tan complexion. He wore a teal blue armor with a tunic draped over one shoulder and decorated with various sea life. He had dark hair with a full beard. In his hand was his trusty trident.

He approached the Loom Chamber of the Fates, which was heavily guarded, but as an Olympian god, he was able to safely pass through with no interruptions.

He arrived before the Fates, Clotho, Lachesis, and Atropos sat with their looms with the strings of Fate being woven as Poseidon neared them.

They wore revealing cloaks, not hiding their figures from anyone, their hair tied up to not get caught in the thread.

"Fates, it is I, Poseidon." The sea god stated as he entered their loom chamber.

"We knew, for it was as we desired." Clotho stated as she worked on the present, as she represented the 'Present'.

"And we know what you seek, God of the Sea." Lachesis stated as she worked on the future, as she represented the 'Future'.

"And so, it shall be." Atropos finished, as she refined the past, as she represented the 'Past'.

"You want to know of the human, Odysseus and how he escaped your son." Lachesis asked as she wove the future. "It was not by our hands he escaped, but by the hands of someone who is not tied to our Looms."

"Then who was it?" Poseidon asked respectfully, staying on the good side of the Fates.

The three Fates laughed as they paused in their work.

"It is a man you already know of." Clotho answered, carefully moving her fingers over the delicate thread. "For he is a being of tremendous power, and he is on his way to Mount Olympus as we speak."

Poseidon's eyes nearly bugged from his eyes as he heard this.

'I must return and inform my brothers and sisters of this!' Poseidon thought as he made haste, hearing the Sisters of Fate cackling behind him as he returned to Olympus.

"Brother!" Poseidon shouted at Zeus as he arrived in the great hall. "We have an invader heading our way!"

Several Hours Later…

"Wow, its fucking huge." Naruto stated in awe at the base of Mount Olympus, staring up towards the sky. "It was one hell of a walk, but damn was it worth it."

"Yeah, totally worth the fucking time it took to get us here, when we could have teleported." Kurama stated angrily. "Seriously, you could have teleported there, got your stupid talk done, and then return back to Tamamo and Yasaka."

'Oh, is that worry I hear in your voice?' Naruto thought smugly.

Kurama gasped before growling.

"Are you accusing me of something, Naruto!" Kurama yelled in embarrassment.

Naruto smirked as he started to walk up the mountain.

'Well, he is right, it was a lot of time.' Naruto thought, realizing an entire week had passed since he left Kyoto to get to Olympus.

Only for him to be surrounded by Olympian soldiers, armed with spears and shields, circling around him as Zeus, Poseidon, and Hades arrived before him.

Zeus was man who looked like he was in his mid-forties, wearing lightning themed arm guards, a single pauldron on his left shoulder, wore a similar tunic to Poseidon, only with gold and lightning bolts on it. He had a bushy white beard and white hair. He had a smooth muscled body like Poseidon.

Hades, meanwhile, had very pale purple skin and had gray teal hair. He wore black armor and tunic, like Poseidon, but was decorated in skulls, the single pauldron with three dog heads, in homage to his pet dog, Cerberus. At his sides were two claw-like hooks with chains attached.

"Wow, and I thought I would have to scale the mountain to meet you." Naruto replied nervously as he held his hands up.

"What the hell is he?" Hade's asked Poseidon.

All three could sense great power from Naruto, but they could not see what Naruto was, be it human or god.

"Who are you, intruder." Zeus asked, having heard his brother's question, before he drew a large double-edged sword that had golden people holding the blade with an image of his face acting as the guard. "Depending on the answer, we might have to kill you to protect our homes."

Naruto swallowed the heavy lump in his throat.

'Shit, they think I am attacking them.' He thought with a cold sweat.

"I am Naruto Uzumaki…" Naruto stated nervously. "I am the Ambassador from Kyoto. You sent a letter to us roughly a year ago after the Faction War ended."

Zeus blinked.

"Oh… OH Shit, there has been a misunderstanding." Zeus stated as he realized who Naruto was. "Okay, men, lower your weapons, he means no harm."

The soldiers lowered their spears before vanishing, since they were artificial creations thanks to Hephaestus.

"Brother, why do you have our men…" Hades started to ask before Zeus spun on his heal and punched Poseidon in the jaw hard enough to make his feet leave the ground and he landed head first onto the ground. "Why did you…"

"Poseidon you idiot!" Zeus shouted as he raised his fist to hit his older brother again. "We almost killed the man who stopped the faction war!"

Poseidon and Hades blinked several times, looking at Naruto who stayed silent and dumbly looking from Zeus to Poseidon to Hades and back to Zeus, Rinse and Repeat.

Their eyes widened as they remembered the announcement Zeus made after the faction war ended.

"OH, SHIT I AM SORRY!" Poseidon shouted as he positioned himself onto his knees and bowed.

"It's fine, nothing…" Naruto started to say before Poseidon got up suddenly.

"I ALMOST GOT YOU, A WORLD-RENOWNED HERO KILLED, AND YOU SAY ITS FINE!" Poseidon shouted in tears.

'What the hell is going on?' Naruto thought as the sea god continued to panic.

Meanwhile, Underworld…

Lucifer stared outside his window.

The once powerful man was now reduced to a panicked mess.

He was constantly looking behind his back, afraid of the shadows that loomed there.

He had killed many servants who had accidently appeared behind him, trying to ask him something before he blasted them into atoms, always breathing hard like a man suffering from Shell Shock.

The only being able to survive such a thing was his lovely wife, Lilith.

However, today was not a normal day, as outside his mighty castle was an army.

An army of Devils revolting against his rule.

'So,' He thought as he turned and dawned his armor. 'It's time for Civil War.'

Chapter 14, DONE!

Well, the Devil Civil War has officially started and Naruto nearly had to fight the God's of Olympus due to Poseidon.

Thank my GF, Boo1194, for the idea to connect the Odessy to this story, I hope you enjoyed it.

I know there will be people noticing certain… moments, and I know I will get reviews about it.

As usual, please leave a review, even if you hated it, and please, let me know what you enjoyed or disliked so I can improve as a writer.