Original Posted On: April 7, 2021
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OKAY, LETS READ THIS SHIT! I DON'T OWN NARUTO OR HIGHSCHOOL DXD!
"Hey" = Speaking
'Hey' = Thinking
'Hey' = Memory
"Hey"= Sacred Gear/ Communication link/ Tailed Beast
Chapter 23: We are the Olympic Champions
Kyoto…
"You want us to go see the Olympic games?" Naruto asked as he sat across from Athena with Yasaka by his side.
Athena nodded as she sipped her tea, her shield with medusa's image on it and her sword nearby as she sat on her knees.
"Yes, my brother, Heracles, made them in a way to honor out father since he recently completed his twelve labors." Athena explained. "Father actually wanted to come here personally, by Hera…"
"Understood and enough said." Naruto chuckled. "Old Horn Dog can't be trusted to keep it in his pants."
"Neither can you, Papa." Yasaka joked as she nudged him, making Naruto deadpan.
"So, is that a yes?" Athena asked as she finished her tea.
"We accept." Naruto answered with a bright smile. "It will be nice to take Yasaka out into the world."
Yasaka was all giddy.
'I have never been anywhere besides Romania or here, so this will be a nice change.' Yasaka thought as a candle lit itself above her head. "Are we going to be dressed up in Greek clothing?"
"If you want." Athena replied as she stood up. "I must be going now. Father would like to hear your answer. Come to Mount Olympus in two days and we shall have a feast before the games."
"Of course, Athena." Naruto said as he stood up and shook the War/Knowledge Goddess's hand.
Athena smiled as she exited the house, feeling Yasaka's excitement as she heard the young fox gush about visiting Greece.
'Now one more stop before I go home.' Athena thought as she teleported to Romania.
Romania…
"You are inviting us to the Olympics?" Vlad asked as he helped his wife cook dinner.
"Yes, Lord Tepes." Athena replied respectfully, her weapons again at her side since she was not there for war. "My father, Zeus, insisted I ask you to come since Naruto Uzumaki has agreed to come with his daughter."
Vlad quirked an eyebrow.
"Well, then I guess I will go, I will even bring my granddaughter. She has not been to Greece before, so I think she will enjoy it." Vlad said as he wiped his hands and extended one.
Athena shook his hand, smiling.
"Then I will be off to inform my father." Athena replied as she grabbed her belongings.
She left the teleporting Castle of Tepes and returned home.
"Brother, your guests of honor shall be present at the start of your Olympic Games." Athena informed Heracles, who was excited.
"Finally, I shall get to meet the Man who Stopped the Faction War." Heracles declared childishly.
Heracles was an incredibly tall man, very muscular befitting his status as a god of strength and heroes. He had curly gold hair, a beard and mustache, and wore a tunic of Greek design with the pelt of the Nemean Lion, whom he had killed, wrapped around his waist.
He recently was visited by Michael of the Angels and was asked if they could use the spirit of the Nemean Lion for a Sacred Gear, to which Heracles allowed.
Who was he to say no to Michael, due to them being on good terms, thanks to their dads being comrades?
He had not been present when Naruto first visited Olympus, due to the fact he had been a young teen. Years before he was struck with an insanity spell by Hera and was forced to kill his first wife and two children.
Now that he was free from his Labors, he couldn't wait to show off his strength to everyone he could.
He planned on participating in the games against Naruto.
Athena shrugged and went to Zeus.
"Father…" Athena said as she bowed in respect before informing Zeus on the responses she was given.
Two days later, Greece…
"Wow…" Yasaka gasped after she swallowed the food in her mouth, eyes wide and sparkling as her ears and tail swayed back and forth in happiness. "This is called a Yee-Ro?"
"Yes, milady." A supernatural merchant said to the young fox. "The Gyro is a delicacy here in Greece."
Yasaka shoved the rest into her mouth as Naruto paid.
"Delicious…" Yasaka said as she got a second, which Naruto also paid for.
"Alright, let's go." Naruto said as he picked up his teenage daughter and put her under his arm.
Yasaka, not bothered that Naruto was carrying her, devoured her second gyro, licking her fingers clean once finished.
"So good…" Yasaka mumbled as she wanted another, but couldn't as Naruto had kept a firm grip on her.
"We can get food after the games, Yasaka." Naruto said as Yasaka struggled to break free.
"PAPA!" Yasaka whined. "I want another gyro."
"Later, Yasaka, we are going to miss the opening…" Naruto started to say before he stopped. "Vlad?"
Vlad turned when he heard his name, smiling as he tapped Akasha's shoulder.
"What grand…" Akasha started to reply before she followed Vlad's gaze, eyes widening as she saw Naruto and Yasaka.
"Yo, Akasha." Naruto said with a nervous smile, Yasaka tensing, ears going straight up when she heard Akasha's name.
"Let's go get some food." Naruto said stiffly as he turned, making Yasaka see Vlad and Akasha.
"Let us join you in some Greek Cuisine." Vlad insisted as he gripped Akasha's shoulders.
"Wait, grandpa…" Akasha tried to speak but Vlad picked her up and followed Naruto to a nice restaurant.
'God why are they here…' Naruto thought as he looked over the menu.
Meanwhile…
'Where the hell is Naruto?' Heracles thought as he stood on the field with many other participants. 'He should have been here by now.'
Back with Naruto…
Naruto scooped some of his moussaka into his mouth as the awkward silence permeated the small eatery.
Yasaka nervously ate tomaotokeftedes.
Vlad ate his choriatiki like there was no problem.
Akasha looked back and forth between her grandfather, Naruto, and Yasaka are she slowly ate her souvlaki.
"SO…" Naruto said a bit oddly. "How have you been, Vlad?"
"I have been doing very well." Vlad replied as he glanced at Naruto. "Leading my country, supporting my wife and daughter-in-law, and training my granddaughter. Nothing new."
"Same, leading Kyoto, training Yasaka." Naruto replied dumbly as he fumbled through his conversation.
"Yasaka." Vlad said, making the young fox to tense.
"Yes sir?" Yasaka asked nervously.
"How are you doing since we last met?"
"I have improved my chakra control." Yasaka answered. "I can walk up trees without my hands and walk on water like Papa."
"Will he be teaching you the Rasengan?"
"Eventually he will." Yasaka replied as she glanced at Naruto. "Right, Papa?"
"Of course." Naruto retorted as he put his hand on her head and ruffled her hair, messing it up. "What about… you Akasha?"
Akasha avoided Naruto's gaze.
"I have been training in the basics of Black Martial Arts." Akasha replied.
"Oh, Hilda and Vlad are masters of that." Naruto replied as he remembered seeing Hilda and Vlad train over the years. "I could never learn it, wasn't my style."
"A mix of martial arts and magic isn't your style? When you fight you use martial arts and your chakra techniques, so what is the difference?" Vlad asked sarcastically.
Akasha giggled at the jab when it stabbed Naruto in the head.
"Oh, HA-ha, very funny." Naruto replied.
"I don't know, it sounds like you are making excuses, Papa." Yasaka stated with a playful shrug and roll of her eyes.
Naruto crossed his arms and pouted.
He sighed and sadly looked at Akasha.
"Akasha, I would like to explain…"
"Uncle, I understand." Akasha interrupted. "You had to do what you needed to do to protect everyone. If you didn't, Yasaka and I would have never met."
She gripped her hands before her tightly.
"I said some hurtful things, I admit that." Akasha continue as she looked into Naruto's eyes for the first time in six months. "I am sorry."
"I forgive you, Akasha." Naruto said as he touched her hands.
Akasha smiled as her eyes watered.
'Things just might return to normal now.' Naruto thought happily as he smiled bright.
"NARUTO!"
Said man jumped as Heracles barged into the eatery, growling in anger.
"What Heracles?" Naruto replied in shock.
"YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE IN THE OLYMPIC GAMES!" Heracles shouted. "WE ARE NOW THREE EVENTS IN AND WHERE WERE YOU!"
"What?" Naruto shouted as he stood up. "Who told you I was going to be in the events?"
"BIG SISTER ATHENA!" Heracles shouted as he stomped over and grabbed Naruto.
"DUDE SHE WAS LYING!" Naruto shouted as Heracles lifted him up and dragged him out of the eatery. "HERACLES COME ON LET ME GO!"
"Well, seems we have a good reason to go to the Olympics." Vlad said as he motioned for one of the workers to put their food in to go packages.
"Yes, this is going to be cool, even better since Papa is going to be participating." Yasaka cheered as Akasha agreed, the two high-fiving each other.
Thirty minutes later, Olympic Arena…
"OH GOD THIS IS SO MUCH WORSE NOW THAT PAPA/UNCLE IS PARTICIPATING!" Yasaka and Akasha shouted as they covered their eyes with cherry cheeks as Vlad laughed his ass off.
Naruto stood before a large crowd of people, with Heracles and a bunch of other Greek men, butt naked as they all stretched for the next event.
"Why are they naked?" Akasha asked.
"Heracles wanted it that way." Athena said as she entered the small viewers box with her brother Ares. "Said 'I don't want anything hindering the proud men who participate in my games'."
"I would have participated, but I am too powerful, so I would have won." Ares stated aggressively as he sat down, not impressed.
Meanwhile, on Olympus, Aphrodite watched Naruto with her enhanced vision, drooling waterfalls as she stared at his dick while she masturbated.
"Yes… Yes…" She chanted as she panted with a thin layer of sweat coating her body.
"Fourth event: Chariot Racing!" An announcer stated as assistants brought out several horse drawn chariots.
'Oh, shit, I never learned how to ride in a chariot.' Naruto thought.
"Don't fear, young man." A Greek man said.
"Who are you?" Naruto asked.
"Sorry, I am Wham." Wham introduced.
Wham appeared to be a powerful man, tan and muscled build, and very tall. His face is particularly chiseled and square with high cheekbones.
Wham had short, standing light hair and has prominent eyebrows. He has painted or tattooed on his face the thick outline of a square; crossing his face just under the bridge of his nose; upwards through the middle of each eye.
Wham wore large earrings and he had a small ring on the left side of his lip, and nothing else.
"I am Naruto." Naruto greeted, shaking Wham's hand, smiling at the sportsmanship Wham was giving.
"It is very simple." Wham said as he and Naruto neared a chariot. "All you need do to make the horses speed up is whip the reigns, slow down you pull them back."
Wham demonstrated with one of the reign sets, making the horse speed up and slow with ease.
"That's it?" Naruto asked Wham.
"It won't be as easy, because that was a slow speed." Wham explained as he exited the chariot. "There is the rushing wind messing with your vision and balance. Then there are the others on the track…"
"Wham, stop explaining it to him and get ready to race." Heracles shouted as he and the others got into the chariots they were given.
"Well, seems like we are now going to race." Wham pointed out as he went to his chariot. "Good Luck out there, Naruto."
"You too Wham." Naruto replied as he got into the chariot and taking the reins to his horses in his hands.
"YOU CAN DO THIS PAPA!" Yasaka cheered loudly over the crowd of humans cheering.
"GO UNCLE!" Akasha cheered equally as loud.
Naruto smirked as he got ready as the hand of the official waved downward.
The Chariots sped forward and…
He lost.
Dead last.
Naruto lost the chariot race without fail.
"Don't let it get you down, Naruto." Wham (Who came in second) said to comfort Naruto as he collapsed out of the chariot. "There is still the Discus, and then Wrestling events left to squeak out a win."
"Thanks Wham, I needed that." Naruto replied tiredly as he drank some water.
"HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!" Heracles (Who came in first) laughed loudly in a boisterous manner. "IS that all you got Naruto? Big Sister Athena and Father have spoken very highly of you."
"Stuff it, Hera-klutz." Naruto snapped as he stood up, his sweaty nude body on full display. "We aren't done yet."
A faint scream of pleasure could be heard from Mt. Olympus.
"Now for the Discus Throw." The announcer declared.
"I am up first." Heracles stated cockily as he took a Discus and took his position.
"Go!"
Heracles spun and threw the discus as hard as he could, flinging it enough to be in human standards.
"69.71 meters."
Heracles chuckled.
"Top that, Wham." Heracles stated as Wham took a discus and took his stance.
"Go!"
Wham threw the discus.
"57.99 meters."
Wham sighed in defeat, but collected his wits.
"I did my best." Wham declared.
"Don't worry." Naruto said as he put his hand on Wham's shoulder.
Wham watched carefully as Naruto took his stance with his discus.
'What is going on?' Wham thought as he faintly saw the air itself bend around Naruto's hand with the discus in it. 'It seems like the wind is moving?'
"Go!"
Naruto threw the discus.
It zipped through the air as a loud high-pitched sound echoed as it fell to the ground.
"78.32 meters."
Naruto smirked as he glanced at Heracles, who was gasping in shock.
"You… you cheated…" Heracles stated, gripping his hands. "That is not fair."
"What do you mean, Heracles?" Naruto asked as he walked past the demi-god. "You have cheated all day, your inhuman abilities making it a breeze to win."
Heracles went still before he smirked.
"Well, I saved one of my favorite events for last: Boxing." Heracles stated. "I'll win there, and make sure to embarrass you for this action, Uzumaki."
Naruto smirked.
As the rest of the event went on, Yasaka could not help but be happy to see Naruto, except for the fact he was naked.
"Papa is going to win this." Yasaka stated as she leaned back. "Heracles has no chance."
Ares snickered and laughed at her.
"As if Heracles could be defeated by a mere human." Ares stated cockily.
"Want to bet?" Yasaka asked as she got in Ares's face.
Ares got in hers.
"Sure, let's make this bet. I bet Heracles will win."
"I bet Papa will win."
"Loser has to go around the city like a dog with the winner holding the leash." Ares stated holding out his hand.
Yasaka took Ares's hand.
The bet had been set.
"And now for our final event: Boxing."
Heracles cracked his neck and knuckles as he set it up for him and Naruto to go last.
It was a tournament bracket style, so after nearly an hour, Naruto defeated all his opponents with ease.
He was waiting for Wham and Heracles to finish their match.
"Hu… huh…" Wham panted as he was bruised and bloodied.
His left eye had been swollen shut, several teeth had been missing and his arm was broken.
He swayed back and forth as his vision blurred, going in and out of clarity.
Heracles, meanwhile, didn't have a scratch on him from any of his previous opponent's attacks, even Wham.
"Give up, Wham." Heracles stated. "It would be a waste to kill you accidently."
Its true, many of his opponents have died, due to there being no rules nor weight class set up yet.
"Never…" Wham stated as he put his hands up defiantly. "Even if I lose, I won't surrender!"
He took three steps, and with his remaining strength, broke his remaining arm against Heracles's pecks.
"I asked you." Heracles reminded him before he punched Wham hard enough to knock him out, letting him live. "But such a fine spirit."
"Wham is out." The referee declared. "Final match shall start momentarily."
Wham was carefully picked up and taken to the healing area.
'Wham, I'll avenge you.' Naruto thought as he walked to the ring, a gentle breeze grazing his body as the afternoon sun beat down on him.
Heracles stood before him.
"May the best man win." Heracles said in good sportsmanship.
"May the best man win." Naruto replied as the referee appeared.
"Now, for the final match, Heracles of Thebes Vs Naruto of Japan." The announcer stated, getting the crowd pumped.
"GO PAPA/UNCLE!" Akasha and Yasaka shouted.
"GO HERACLES!" Ares shouted, glaring at Yasaka.
Naruto and Heracles got into bare handed boxing stances, since they didn't need protection in a no hold bared fight.
"MATCH START!"
Naruto jumped up and punched Heracles in the face, the demi-god's head jerking to the side.
The crowd went wild at the turn of events.
Heracles smirked in excitement as he whipped around and punched Naruto in the chest, forcing the air out of his body but he didn't give into the pain as Naruto lodged his fist into Heracles's stomach.
Vlad was interested as he and Athena attentively watched as Heracles and Naruto took turns punching each other.
'They are focusing power into their fists, steadily increasing said power with each strike.' Athena thought as she cupped her chin as Naruto punched Heracles's shoulder, nearly dislocating it.
'It's a war of attrition.' Vlad thought in amusement as Naruto's head violently snapped upward from an uppercut. 'Whoever deals the last punch will be the one who wins.'
Naruto, bloodied and bruised, smiled like a maniac.
Heracles was coated in blood.
They raised their arms and punched each other in the face as hard as they could, noses broken.
'God I can't…' Heracles thought hazily as he started to lose his balance.
'… stay on my feet…' Naruto thought as he wobbled, blood gushing from his nose.
Heracles and Naruto swayed before they both collapsed.
They hit the ground, their blood splashing across the tile.
"Both participants are out cold, this is a draw."
"NOOOOOOOOOOO!" Yasaka and Ares shouted.
They both lost and won so neither had to do the punishment.
Chapter 23, DONE!
The character named Wham is Wham/Wamuu from Jojo Part 2 for anyone wondering.
New Photo on deviantart if you all want to see.
Okay, so, I am sorry it took me a while to get this chapter out. I realized I was feeling mentally exhausted with this story, so I decided to take a break.
It allowed me to continue My Brother and Spiraling Road to Dreams, please check them out.
Same for Werefox, so that is why I haven't updated them in a while. It will probably take me a bit longer before I do another chapter of Werefox, but hopefully I can.
What did you guys think?
I know, I veered to the left very hard this chapter, but after all the seriousness I wanted some light hearted fun.
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