DATALOG#55E7G9414KKL
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Object Feathered Fan Brooch has reappeared again
Now proceeding with dismantling..
12 rounds depleted
Object Feathered Fan Brooch appears to have a very high level of bullet resistance. More testing is needed to determine the object's level of bullet resistance.
Now applying acid splasher..
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Object Feathered Fan Brooch appears to have a very high level of acid resistance. More testing is needed to determine the object's level of acid resistance.
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This object has reappeared in this facility for the past 11 days despite all attempts to dispose of it.
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Deeming object as nonsequential. Ignoring from now on.
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Connecting to A.S.S main networks…
A.S.S. main network could not be established.
Locating proxy servers…
3 commands have been found
Now initiating facility inventory checkup…
Bolts… check
Nuts… check
Nails… check
….All metal connectors are accounted for
Phosphoric acid… check
Chromic acid… check
Perchloric acid… check
….All acids are accounted for
Acids still seem to be in prime strength. No sign of opening determined.
Vending Machines… Still Loading
Task Finished
1 out of 3 commands has been completed
Now taking out the trash…
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Object Feathered Brooch Found
Now commencing yeeting fea-
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Objective changed
Object Feathered Brooch does not appear to be dangerous in any shape way or manner. Object Feathered Brooch now classified as possibly valuable.
Sending error report.
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Task Finished