Original Posted On April 3, 2022

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Review Response:

SolSparda369: Yes, Zest is the fourth woman Naruto has slept with. If you count my side story SoL: Nights of Fiery Passion, then she isn't.

Calderoneric758: That is answered at the end of the chapter.

NaruCrazy: I wish I could allow that, but No, Lance isn't going to get Doffy's powers, something that actually is similar to Doffy's powers, but it would work more for Lance's powerset.

Al's Grey Ghost: Hey, been a while man. And if the last chapter destroyed your briefs, then your dick is going to be hit with an RPG this chapter.

Spellbat: Sadly, no, Lance isn't going to be Dr. Strange. That would be cool though.

Redlox2: Hm, maybe soon, Naruto could start calling her Granny Ophis. True, she isn't his birth mother, but she was Ashura's mother, so she is his Spiritual Mother.

Guest: Here you go man.

Children:

Yasaka

Partners:

Tamamo (Wife, Deceased), Lucoa (Girlfriend), Hilda (Girlfriend), Zest (Apprentice/Girlfriend)

OKAY, LETS READ THIS SHIT! I DON'T OWN NARUTO OR HIGHSCHOOL DXD!

"Hey" = Speaking

'Hey' = Thinking

'Hey' = Memory

"Hey"= Sacred Gear/ Communication link/ Tailed Beast

Chapter 58: Prelude to Problems

Naruto's eyes lazily opened as he felt his arms and one of his legs being weighed down.

Carefully sitting up, Naruto saw Lucoa, Hilda, and Zest clinging to his limbs.

"Okay, I guess this is going to be normal from now on." Naruto grumbled as he made a shadow clone, quickly substituting himself with it so he could go to the bathroom.

After relieving his bladder, Naruto walked to the kitchen, seeing Yasaka drinking tea.

"Yasaka."

"Papa."

"You look like shit." Both father and daughter said in unison.

Indeed, both of them had sweat soaked bedhead hair, bags under their eyes, and were coated in sweat.

"Akasha and Harribel were to frisky last night." Yasaka answered before drinking her tea, which helped sooth her aching muscles.

"Zest is now apart of my harem, I guess." Naruto admitted as he poured himself some tea.

"It's not easy." Yasaka grumbled.

"I know." Naruto agreed.

"They want your attention."

"And get angry when they think you are spending more time with the others."

"Then they get angry and stop talking to punish you, wanting YOU to figure out what is wrong."

"Then they blow up on you when you stupidly figure it out."

"Having a harem is hard." Father and Daughter admitted, high fiving each other as they laughed.

"But all seriousness," Yasaka said as she drank more tea. "Are you sure about dating Zest? She is quite young, just over a hundred and twenty."

"I had the same thought, but then again, Tamamo and I were VERY young when we had you." Naruto pointed out before finishing his cup. "I do believe that you are never truly prepared for anything in Romantic Relationships, you can be ready to respond, but your partner's reactions aren't something we can control."

"True." Yasaka said as she poured Naruto more tea.

The door to the room opened to reveal Lance, whose arms were lightly bandaged from Lucoa healing his arms slightly from the new damage he caused them the day before.

"Master, I want to go fishing." Lance asked his mentor.

"Sure…"

Meanwhile…

Ophis and Great Red gasped in exhaustion.

"Are… you ready to give up… shrimp?" Great Red demanded as he started to heal.

"No… not until…" Ophis started to speak before her body spasmed, curling into the fetal position as blood poured from her mouth, ears, nose, and eyes. 'My clone should be back soon…"

"Stupid Loli." Great Red growled as his wounds healed to not be life threatening, flexing his arms as he prepared to fight as a portal opened to reveal Ophis's clone.

Said clone merged with Ophis, her wounds healing and her power restored to a certain degree.

"I won't stop, until you die or leave." Ophis stated as she sternly glared at Great Red. "And you are a dumbass who won't leave."

"Very well, Infinite Dragon." Great Red stated as the two of them clashed again.

Naruto and Lance…

"Oh, you got a big one this time." Naruto chuckled as Lance struggled to get his fish out of the water.

Luckily, his fishing line was channeling his magic, keeping it from snapping.

"COME… ON!" Lance shouted as his arms ached in pain, since they were still injured.

Planting his feet, and a final tug, Lance pulled out the fish, revealing it to be a swordfish as Lance hit the ground with his back.

"WOAH!" Naruto shouted in shock as he caught the fish, which struggled in his Chakra Arms hands. "We are having Mekajiki for lunch, Lance."

Lance, gasping on the ground, smiled largely as he saw Naruto's proud smile and heard the tone of his voice.

"Thank you, master." Lance replied tiredly. "I'm going to get another…"

"Nah, that's enough for now, Lance." Naruto said as he threw the swordfish in the cart they brought to carry the fish they caught. "Your arms are still injured, so let's call it quits."

"Okay…"

"Anyway, tomorrow is the last day of work for construction, right?" Naruto asked Lance as he helped the White Dragon Emperor stand up.

"Yes, it is." Lance said in confusion.

Naruto smiled as his Rinne-Sharingan opened, clapped his hands.

A sphere of light appeared in his closed hands.

"Hold out your hands."

"Master…" Lance asked in surprise. "Is this…"

"Yep, you have earned your request, now… actually, how are you going to add this?" Naruto asked as he had no idea how they were going to add this to Divine Dividing.

"Lance must focus on adding the weapon to the gear." Albion said as a blue glowing orb appeared on Lance's right hand. "Sacred Gears react to the emotions and desires of their users, so adding this is easy as long as Lance desires it."

Lance summoned his Balance Breaker as he held out his hand, Naruto handing the sphere of light to Lance.

The light pulsated as Naruto let it go, merging into Lance's armor, causing the light to brighten to the point of blinding both Naruto and Lance.

Few Hours later…

Lance devoured his Mekajiki and the rest of his lunch before bolting from the room, leaving Yasaka, Akasha, Naruto, Lucoa, Hilda, and Zest in confusion.

"Lance seems really happy." Yasaka pointed out as she chewed her Mekajiki. "You'd think he was going on a date… OH, you think he has a boyfriend?"

Akasha smacked Yasaka outside the head.

"Don't be stupid, Yasaka." Akasha irritated stated. "Lance just realized his sexuality, so how could he have a boyfriend so fast?"

"It could be a prostitute."

Akasha smacked Yasaka again, causing the adults to laugh as Zest finished lunch and left, following Lance's trail.

She found Lance outside in the training grounds, taking a breather from running.

"What has you so happy?" Zest asked as Lance turned to see her.

"Master gave me my new weapon, so I wanted to start my training, but once here, I was tired, guess my injuries are still bad." Lance admitted, which earned him a pat on the back from Zest.

"At least you realize you need to rest, instead of just jumping in without looking." Zest said proudly, before becoming sly. "Which means I am going to become stronger than you while you rest, Bitch!"

Lance frowned.

"Says the one who had to pounce Master to get laid." Lance snipped.

Zest laughed, slapping Lance's back again, much harder.

"True, but at least I didn't destroy a chunk of Kyoto after my first time."

Lance was red in embarrassment.

"Fine, get to your training, I'll watch and make a new move as I do!" Lance declared.

"Challenge accepted however you have to get it started before sunset." Zest stated as she looked at the sun. "Means you have roughly six hours before the sun sets. Loser does a small request for the winner?"

"DEAL!"

Zest and Lance shook hands.

Zest moved several feet away from Lance, pulling out a balloon.

"ALL RIGHT, I AM GOING TO GET THE RASENGAN TODAY!" Zest stated as she put her hands around the balloon, spinning her chakra within the balloon.

Lance watched carefully as Zest spun and attempted to add power to her chakra, blowing the balloon into ribbons.

"Fine, this time for sure!" Zest stated as she put her hands together again, this time without a balloon, which allowed Lance to see her chakra in her hands.

'Spinning, power, compression.' He thought as he felt her chakra spin, enhance in power, and the attempt at compression. 'Okay, I guess I'll take these and create my own.'

Meanwhile…

Naruto held his eight swords with Hilda also holding eight swords as Gyuki continued their training.

Lucoa, meanwhile, was going through her techniques, working on her body's natural flexibility.

Which Naruto was feverishly watching, causing him to slip up and get smacked by Gyuki.

"Naruto, pay attention." Gyuki scolded his partner, making Hilda snicker.

"I am."

"Oh, yeah, then why were you looking at Lucoa's voluptuous tits?" Gyuki asked as he grabbed Naruto's hair and pulled his face close. "I know her tits are nice, but they are a distraction. Do I need to REMOVE this distraction?"

"N-no…" Naruto mumbled.

"Okay, then." Gyuki released Naruto's hair and pushed him back. "Now, pay attention, and do it correctly."

Naruto grumbled as he and Hilda continued their Acrobat Sword style training.

Lucoa exited her stance, taking a deep breath.

'That is good for today.' She thought as she turned to see her lovers training. 'I might as well go check on the others.'

"Lady Lucoa."

"Hm?" Lucoa turned and saw a messenger running toward them with a letter in hand.

"A letter just arrived for you, Lady Lucoa." He said as he bowed, handing Lucoa said letter.

Lucoa's eyes cracked open with a serious look on her face.

'So, it is that time.' She thought as she recognized the crest.

Opening the letter, Lucoa read it quickly.

"Thank you, you may leave." Lucoa told the messenger, who bowed and turned tail to return to his job.

Sighing, Lucoa put the letter in her pocket before she rubbed her temples.

'This is going to be a headache.' She thought as she got her self mentally prepared. "Naruto."

Naruto stopped his training when he heard his name.

"Can we take a walk?" Lucoa asked with her sweet smile that could melt the hearts of men.

"Sure, I could use a break." Naruto spat the blade in his mouth into his hand.

"Well, I'll continue my training." Hilda said as Gyuki nodded.

"See you when we return." Naruto said as he left with Lucoa.

Lucoa took Naruto's hand into hers, smiling as she leaned into his shoulder while they walked.

"So, why did you want to walk?" Naruto asked Lucoa. "Was it to save my ass from Gyuki's abuse… I mean… 'Training'."

Lucoa giggled as they walked into the woods, weaving through the trees with ease.

"No, but it is something of importance." Lucoa said as she pulled the letter out of her pocket and held it out to Naruto. "The Dragon Kings are having their annual meeting, and I, as the Sixth Dragon King, am supposed to go."

"Oh, so when do we leave?" Naruto asks.

"I have to go alone." Lucoa said as she shook her head. "The meeting Location is secret to all but us Dragon Kings, so I can't tell or bring you with me."

"Oh… I see." Naruto said sadly as he pressed into Lucoa. "It will be less hectic without you, Lucoa."

"I know, I will miss you all too." Lucoa whispered as she lifted her head up and kissed Naruto softly, barely grazing their lips together. "Which is WHY…"

Lucoa turned Naruto to face her, grabbed his kimono, and tore it open.

"I am going to have my share of sex before I leave tomorrow." Lucoa said with a cheeky smirk.

Naruto smiled before he grabbed Lucoa's breasts through her clothing, locking lips with her, viciously shoving his tongue into her mouth as his thumbs pressed against her nipples.

Lucoa moaned into his mouth, her hand grabbing his head to pull him deeper into her mouth as her other hand grabbed Naruto's dick.

Training Ground…

"GOD, I WAS CLOSE!" Zest shouted as she was blown back from her latest attempt to perfect her Rasengan.

Zest hit the ground with her fist, heating up the area as she subconsciously tapped into her Lava Style chakra, her hand being coated in the chakra.

"WHY DID SENSEI MAKE THIS JUTSU SO HARD!"

"I think you are getting closer, but don't rush it." Lance told her as she got up, shaking the molten rock off her hand.

"What about you?" Zest huffed as she sat up, looking at her sibling student.

Lance held up a finger, the tip of which started to glow with magic.

"Just need to run a test…" Lance said as he looked up, looking around before his eyes landed on a peach.

Holding out his arm, Lance gave his best constipated face in concentration before the small sphere of magic popped off his finger, zinging through the air, blowing a small hole in the now ruined fruit.

"Holy fuck it worked…" Lance said in shock as Zest's jaw dropped, burrowing into the ground.

"Holy fuck that is cool!" Zest shouted as she got in close. "Do it again!"

Taking aim once again, and some time to concentrate, Lance hit the ruined peach a second time, this time destroying the rest of the fruit.

"THAT IS COOL!" Zest shouted childishly with her eyes big in wonder. "what are you going to call it?"

Lance paused, cupping his cheek.

"Well, I mimicked the steps you were doing, but on a lesser scale. I am a dragon emperor, so maybe something with dragon in it?" Lance pondered.

"Oh, I know, how about Spiral Dragon Bullet?" Zest offered.

Lance thought about it.

"Yeah, Spiral Dragon Bullet, sounds cool." He said with a smirk. "Guess I win out little wager."

"What?" Zest gasped in shock. "No, you didn't. that thing is no bigger than a walnut, so how is that a winner?"

"Well, well are you backing out?" Lance taunted with a goofy smile.

"No…"

"Then you have to humor a request."

"Wait, I helped you name your stupid attack," Zest stated hotly. "So I already helped you."

"I didn't ask for help, so it doesn't count." Lance replied, knowing he won.

Unable to come up with an excuse, Zest sighed in defeat.

"Fine, what is your request…"

"Can you help me eat… my arms hurt…" Lance said in pain as his eyes started to water.

Zest blinked before her cheeks slightly bulged in laughter, keeping it in.

"Okay, you big baby."

"Well, I am the younger sibling here." Lance stated.

They paused at his statement.

"So~ you see me as an older sister?"

"I didn't say that!"

Meanwhile…

Lucoa leaned against a tree, heaving heavily as she moaned loudly, spooking birds from their nests as Naruto's tongue delved into her vagina's moist cavern.

"Yes… YESSS!" Lucoa screamed as she climaxed, eyes wide as her sexual fluid sprayed into Naruto's mouth and hitting his face. "Amazing…"

"Yes, you are…" Naruto gasped out hungrily as he pulled himself up and kissed Lucoa.

Their tongues did a fierce dance of dominance, Lucoa not giving up despite her legs feeling weak, barely standing if it wasn't for the tree she was leaning against.

"I am going to fuck you hard enough to imprint your body into the ground." Naruto stated as he pulled back from Lucoa.

"Yeah, fuck me hard, you fox!" Lucoa playfully replied as Naruto spun her around, pulling her against his body.

She could feel his aroused penis grazing her butt cheeks, making her body yearn for his touch more.

Naruto reached around and grabbed her breasts, the flesh going through the gaps in his fingers as he played with them.

"Enough foreplay, fuck me!" Lucoa demanded as she broke from his grasp and got on her hands and knees. "Make this ground imprint my body!"

Naruto growled predatorily as he grabbed Lucoa's ass, massaging it with his hands before spreading her cheeks to see her soaked pussy.

"Come on~" Lucoa whined as she shook her ass enticingly. "FUCK me~"

"Fine, my Greedy Dragon." Naruto replied seductively before he thrust into Lucoa.

Her warm embrace gripped his penis tightly, constricting around him as he pumped into her, making her body move to the rhythm of his thrusting, breasts swaying.

"You feel amazing, Lucoa…" Naruto lulled out as he was enjoying her body.

"So, this is where you two have been?"

Naruto tensed in fright, prematurely climaxing inside of Lucoa as they looked up and saw Hilda there, a disapproving look as she had her arms crossed while tapping her foot.

"DAMN IT, HILDA!" Lucoa shouted in anger, not getting up from her position as she felt Naruto soften inside of her. "YOU MADE NARUTO CUM EARLY!"

"Well, then I guess I better make it up to you." Hilda sighed, shrugging her shoulders.

She walked over to the two, removed her kimono, revealing her nude form to the world, and sat on Lucoa's back, facing Naruto.

Hilda pulled Naruto into her mouth, her tongue in his mouth.

Naruto enjoyed Hilda's aggressiveness, his dick hardening within Lucoa.

"Oh, that's what I am talking about." Lucoa moaned as she felt him expand within her pussy. "Now, continue to fuck me, Naruto."

Naruto slammed his hips against Lucoa's ass as he sucked on Hilda's tongue.

Pulling from Hilda's mouth, Naruto moved his head to her breasts, latching onto her nipple as he loved his right hand to her inner thigh, feeling her quiver against his fingers.

As he thrust into Lucoa, Naruto's fingers found Hilda's clit, hard and lubed from Hilda's fluids.

Hilda's arms wrapped around Naruto's head, pulling him into her breasts as he finger blasted her vagina.

Her visible eye lulled while she felt her knees weaken, thighs clenching as Naruto inserted a finger into her lubricated canal as his thumb pressed against her clit.

"NAruu…" Hilda slurred as she felt her climax near.

"Keep thrusting…" Lucoa lulled as her arms collapsed, making a triangle, pushing her breasts and face into the ground.

Naruto bit Hilda's breast, making Hilda clench, her face scrunching silently as she climaxed over his hand as his left hand slapped Lucoa's ass, shifting his knees up to push Lucoa's lower half upward.

Lucoa's eyes crossed as she felt Naruto buck her upward, pushing her to climax as he came inside of her a second time.

All three panted as they were coated in sweat, Naruto pulling out of Lucoa and falling on his back with Hilda on top of him.

Hilda, horny and thirsty, sank her fangs into Naruto's neck, drinking his blood to quench her thirst and boost her arousal as she had a fetish for biting.

Typical for vampires really.

Naruto ran his hand through her hair as she pulled back, smiling at him as she positioned herself above his dick.

"Now, it's my turn." Hilda murmured as she grabbed his dick, rubbing it several times to get it erect before she positioned it at her entrance.

"Lady's first." Naruto said as he looked up her body, staring into her eye.

Hilda lowered herself, biting her lip as he filled her drenched pussy.

"Hey, don't forget about me." Lucoa said as she pushed herself from the ground, crawling across the ground as her legs were too weak to stand.

Hilda started to bounce on Naruto's dick, moaning as she grabbed her breasts, pinching her nipples hard enough to make her toes curl.

Lucoa came from behind Hilda and sat on her knees, pulling Hilda's head toward her and started to kiss her passionately.

"Cup my pussy and finger me like your life depends on it, Hilda." Lucoa whispered huskily into Hilda's ear after separating their lips. "Make me feel good."

Hilda's right hand removed itself from her breast to find, locate, and bury itself into Lucoa's crotch.

Lucoa lurched forward, leaning into Hilda's neck with her free hand grasping Hilda's breast.

"God you two are so fucking sexy." Naruto grunted hotly as he watched them play with each other.

"Thanks…" Hilda gasped. "Close…"

"Same…" Naruto replied as he sat up, pulling Lucoa into a kiss before he sucked on her nipple as he spanked Hilda's ass cheek.

Hilda slammed onto Naruto's pelvis as her toes curled to the point of cramping as she tightened hard enough to make Naruto orgasm within her as she came on him.

"That was hot." Lucoa claimed as she helped Hilda get off of Naruto. "But we have one more thing left to do~"

Naruto, once again on his back, tiredly looked down to see Hilda and Lucoa sensually lathering his dick with their tongues, cleaning it of the combination of the mixture of their cum.

"Okay… I think that is enough for today…" Naruto gasped out tiredly, causing Hilda and Lucoa to giggle before they crawled up and snuggled with Naruto, the trio taking a nap before going home.

Evening, Dinner…

The Uzumaki family sat around a large feast.

Many traditional dishes of Japan, with several of Lucoa's home traditional dishes of the Aztec's.

"This feast is to say a temporary farewell to Lucoa," Naruto said as he held his cup in a toast to Lucoa. "May we all give her encouragement for a safe journey."

"Here, here." Akasha, Yasaka, Harribel, Hilda, Lance, and Zest said as they raised their glasses and drank.

As everyone reached for their food, a portal appeared above the table.

Something dark and shadowing fell through the portal before it closed, said item smashing into the table, ruining said table and the food on it.

The thing writhed in pain before it slowly took the shape of a familiar woman, covered in blood, several large gashes on her body, with her eyes closed from unconsciousness.

"WHAT THE FUCK! OPHIS!" Naruto shouted as he recognized the Infinite Dragon Loli.

Chapter 58, DONE!

*Freddie Mercury: Mr. Bad Guy*

I initially wanted to post this chapter on April 1st, just to mess with people to see if they would think it was an April Fool's Joke, but I ended up being away for over a week, so yeah.

I hope you enjoyed this chapter, I had an amazing time writing this chapter, finally got the three way I promised last chapter off the list.

I wonder what the other Dragon King's want with Lucoa.

I wonder what Naruto has given Lance to enhance his SG… okay it isn't a secret to those who have read the original story. But for those who haven't, I won't spoil it.

Zest and Lance acting like young adults, being goofy and having fun, like siblings.

THEN THERE IS OPHIS APPEARING, BEATEN, BROKEN, BLEEDING, IN TWO WORDS: NEARLY DEAD!

If you enjoyed the chapter, please leave a review, and if you disliked the chapter, review anyway because it does help me become a better author.