Richard smiled as he walked stood by the entrance of a transport station, smiling to himself "well, here we are in beautiful Vancouver, Canada. Currently, I'm waiting on our twenty contestants to hitch a ride to our current destination… to begin the race of a lifetime. With only one team winning one million dollars!" Richard smiled at the camera before winking.

Intro Plays

Richard was sitting on some steps drinking a caprisun while oggling some women who walked by. He looked back to the camera and awkwardly chuckled "r-right, we have our first few teams to introduce! Our first team is Tamera and Bonnie, team Last Resort"

It cuts to the inside of a train to show a woman with an espresso skin tone and long flowing black hair that goes down to her shoulders. She had a nice, curvaceous body with wide hips.

Next to her was quite literally her exact opposite in looks. Bonnie was practically just a board with no assets to speak of. She almost looked malnourished. Her skin was extremely pale and she had short, curly red hair. She was currently staring at Tamera with obviously lewd intent

"in Tamera's card, she really wanted us to make sure everyone knows they're not friends or anything beyond that."

Confessional: Last Resorts

Tamera was smiling smugly as she crossed her arms and sat back. She was currently sitting in front of a green map of the world. The camera was zoomed in on her. "So, why did I sign up for this show? Well, it's obvious! I know that I'm going to win the whole thing. I have the brains, the looks, the whole shebang going on in one basket!... Problem is, I needed a partner and no one else wanted to join me…"

Tamera's confident look slowly faded away as the camera zoomed out to show Bonnie smiling at her, slowly scooting closer "I-I came up all the way from South Africa to be here for this! I promise I'll be the best brawn you could ask for!"

"So, yea. If we don't do well, you can guess why" Tamera deadpanned.

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"Next up we have our Opposite Couple. Tyson and Kali" to the right on the train was a large muscular man who stood at a whopping 6'2". He had medium brown hair and was wearing a red t, blue shorts, and running shoes.

To his left was a much smaller girl, standing at a puny 5'3" was Kali. She had nicely tanned skin, short blond hair, and was wearing pink short shorts and a pink tube top "and yes if you were wondering. I'm rooting for a split in this team at some point" Richard continues.

Confessional: Opposite Couple

Tyson was smiling while holding Cali close, sitting next to each other "man I'm just so excited to be competing!" Tyson smiled excitedly "I mean, watching Total Drama together was fun and all, but now we get to be in the action!"

Kali smiled at him, holding him just as close "naturally we'll also be careful and not accidentally mess up a challenge, right babe?"

Tyson smiled, acting like he wasn't listening "right, right. Totally what you just said"

Kali giggled a little before lightly tapping him in the side.

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"Truly a disgusting display of romance" Richard snarcked as he moved on to the next team. This team had two older-looking boys sitting next to each other. "Meet Freddy and Danny, our brains and brawn"

Freddy was the slightly shorter boy, who was currently reading a book. He was wearing glasses, a green jacket, and blue jeans. He was a lot thinner than his partner Danny, who looked like he was already getting himself pumped up. "This is gonna be great!" Danny wears a red sports jersey with the number 5 on it and black sweatpants. Both boys had short brown hair.

"I guess it's exciting. But just keep your eyes on the prize partner"

"Don't worry dude, with your brains we can beat any of these guys!"

Confessional: Brains and Brawn

Freddy was still reading his book as Danny raised his hands "man, there's so much to talk about with us. Well, we first met at a college party, and we did a dare for some sports teams… I lost that pretty bad"

Freddy smirked a little "I made him my slave for a whole week. One of the best weeks of my life really"

Danny faked a laugh "hilarious. But after that week was done we started getting along pretty well"

Freddy smiled "and that's why we're competing together. Because we know we're gonna kick their butts" they both high-fived.

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"And now, we have a team after my own heart. The Simps Adam and Rodney!"

It moves to two boys who were sitting in an aisle seat. The boy sitting near the end was much taller with bright orange hair. He was currently wearing a nice black dress shirt with blue jeans. He turned towards his partner with a small smile "have you seen these girls?" he whispered to his partner. Rodney was currently staring at team Last Resort "that one girl is perty…"

The boy next to him was currently listening to some music on his headphones while resting his eyes "remember Rodney, a gentleman simps for one girl at a time" the boy had broad shoulders and had a Chesnut skin tone. He was wearing a black tank top, Dark blue jean shorts, Dark green approach shoes.

Rodney frowned but slowly nodded "you're right…"

Confessional: Simps

Adam smiled as he took off his headset "so, me and old Rodney met at a farmers market. The guy was hitting on everyone he could find."

"Hey… you were hitting on a girl too you know" Rodney smiled bashfully.

"Yea, but we've gone over this bud. You can't just play the field like that. You gotta settle in on one hot momma and go from there. If they reject you then you move on"

"It's not my fault, all the girls were hitting on me too. I didn't know who to pick…"

Adam just deadpans towards the camera.

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In the seats behind them, while Rodney was still staring at Tamera, a skinny girl with naturally shoulder length and straight blonde hair but dyed it red, pulled in a high ponytail. She was wearing a white sweater and a red frilly skirt with knee-high red boots. She smirked as she held up Rodney's wallet "sweet"

"Say hello to the Opposite Twins. With one of the few girls in the cast I wouldn't be excited to get to know better. Oh yea, and I guess their names are Seth and Zeth" Richard announced.

"Hey, where'd you get that?" her brother Seth frowned. He was just as scrawny as she was, but he had naturally short and shaggy blonde hair but dyed it blue. He was wearing a gray sweater and blue sweatpants, with matching gray trainers.

"Found it on the floor" she stated calmly.

"I know you didn't, now give it back to whoever you stole it from" he crossed his arms.

Zeth sighed and slowly snuck the wallet back into Rodney's pocket. Pocketing a few ones in the process.

Confessional: Opposite Twins

"So…" Seth looked around a bit "we're twins"

"If that wasn't obvious enough" Zeth quickly snarked. Which resulted in a quick glare from her partner. Zeth stuck her tongue out.

"And as you can see we don't get along so well" Seth continued "and really, I'm only here to try and spice my life up a bit"

Zeth smiled a bit at that "one of the first times we've agreed on doing something together. Even had the same reason for why! Imagine how shocked I was that day"

"Not as shocked as mom" Seth mused with a small smile.

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"And now, for what I'd like to call team Jailbait, we have the Unbalanced Friendship. Starring Laurie and Kylie!"

Laurie was quietly sitting with a small smile on her face. "D-do you think we could do well?" While she came off as shy, she was rather lean and athletic looking. She had dirty blonde hair. Her hair is straight and reaches her lower back when let down, but is usually tied up in a messy fishtail braid with a few loose pieces of hair framing her face. She was wearing a light pink sweater, black knee-length pleated pants, and white leggings.

"We'll be kicking ass. As long as you promise to not slow us down with your usual stick" the girl sitting next to her looked like a rather average girl. She had long black, unkempt hair. She was just wearing simple overalls with a white t-shirt under them.

"R-right, o-of course" Laurie meekly nodded while looking down.

Confessional: the Unbalanced Friendship

Kylie was frowning over at Laurie as the two sit apart from each other "so, we met at one of her M-"

Laurie coughed politely into her hand "w-we m-m-met in a class… It was E-English right?" Laurie gave her a small pleading gesture.

Kylie sighed a little and rolled her eyes "yea, right. My bad. Laurie and I met in Math. I was helping her with an assignment"

Laurie smiled a little "a-and ever since t-then she's called me her "newest project"''

"Meaning" Kylie continued "that I'm going to whip Laurie into the best shape of her life. Seeing how well she does in… Math class, I decided I'm not letting her get away that easily!" She had a confident smile on her face.

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The cameras shifted to another side of the train, where a beautiful young woman was smiling softly as she watched a movie on her phone. She had a natural hourglass-shaped body, She had a dark blonde, long, straight hair that reaches the middle of her back. For her attire, she had a pink top with the inscription "Time to go shopping!" She also wears white jeggings and silver, glittery high-heels. She also has a very expensive ring with a blue diamond on her finger.

"And this lovely lady here is one-half of the Rivalry Twins! She goes by Maya but I'd have no problem calling her Mine-a" the camera looked around a bit before going a few seats back "and this is the other one. I guess his name is Jeremy. I don't remember so well"

Jeremy was a decent bit shorter than his sister, along with being thinner. Having no muscles to speak of on him. He was currently just wearing a red hoodie, black jeans, headphones on his head, and glasses. Jeremy looked very annoyed to be here so was trying to relax himself with music.

"Why are they sitting so far away from each other?" Richard wondered aloud.

Confessional: Rivalry Twins

Maya was smiling sweetly as she looked at the camera "It's, like, so exciting getting to compete on here! I totally wanted to be an actor!" she giggled a bit out of excitement.

"Yea… this is really exciting" Jeremy murmured while listening to his music still. He had his eyes closed as he slowly nodded his head.

Maya just continued to smile sweetly at the camera "I'm just so glad we got to do this together"

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"Whew, I am excited about that last team, now there should only be a few left on here…." the camera roamed around the area before landing on two dudes quietly sitting by themselves. "Ah yes, the Disorganized Disaster: Ben and Desmond"

The taller one, presumably named Ben was looking rather uninterested in being here. He was skinny, he has messy black hair and hazel eyes. He was wearing a Blue t-shirt; dark blue pants, and black shoes. "I'm starting to forget why I came here"

"Come on, it'll be fun" Desmond smiled a bit at him. Desmond had a lean build, he has bright blue eyes and dark black hair slicked back professionally. He was also wearing a white short-sleeved shirt under a long-sleeved black jacket and blue jeans, as well as plain white shoes, a pair of gloves, and a scarf.

"Right, fun" Ben slowly nods, giving him a small finger pistol.

Confessional: Team Disorganized Disaster

Desmon had a small smile as he looked at the camera "oh yea, me and Ben have been buds for a while now. I was super excited when he said he'd team up with me for this"

Ben deadpanned the camera "yea, what he means by a long time, is a few weeks before the game started."

"Oh come on, don't undersell it. We had a great time" Desmond grinned.

"I somewhat wish I kept looking for a partner" he murmured.

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The camera shifted back to Kylie and Laurie. Laurie was holding up a candy bar, about to eat it before she quickly had it snatched away "don't want you getting too fat, I can't imagine any guy wanting you now, so with being chubby on top? Good luck" he scoffed in amusement. He started walking away before Kylie could say anything to him.

"Say hello to the Internet Losers: Guy and Blake!" The larger guy, Guy, looked like his legs wouldn't work too well with his size. He had his brown hair brushed to the right with a small fedora on top. He had on a black jacket over a white shirt and black jeans.

"My face when girls are always eating to deal with their problems" his partner, Blake was a surprisingly handsome young man with his black hair in an emo cut. However, his looks don't make it easier to forgive the fact he was wearing a brown shirt with the mocking Spongebob meme in the middle. He was also wearing blue jeans but it's hard to get past the shirt "Well, I guess the studio knew how to pick themselves some fodder"

Confessional: Internet Losers

Guy and Blake were both smiling to themselves, even though Guy took up most of the confessional area "man, I am liking our odds!" Guy states boisterously "I mean, did you see how many girls are on here? It's like they're asking for us to win!"

Blake smiled "hehehe based"

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"Well… after that, all we have left on our train ride is… La Familia! Margaret and Maria! And may I say" he does a wolf whistle "what a team!"

Margaret was a very curvaceous woman, with more than noticeable assets, however nothing compared to Tamera. She had long black hair and wore a gray/brown striped shirt with a gray tie, matching dress pants, gray socks, and black shoes. She also wears a brown beach hat with a feather up top and wears white gloves.

Next to her was another very attractive and curvaceous woman. She had long bright red hair and was wearing glasses. She wore a long purple vest that covers her mouth, long blue jeans, black gloves, white socks, and black running shoes.

Maria was looking around, trying to be subtle about her looking for an exit before Margaret tapped her shoulder "if I were you I wouldn't be trying anything funny" she whispered threateningly.

Maria chuckled nervously "I-I wasn't doing anything. I swear I would never try to back out of this deal" Margaret just raised an eyebrow at her.

Confessional: La Familia

Margaret and Maria just sat there in silence, not really wanting to say anything about their current situation. Eventually, Margaret cleared her throat "we're here because I wanted to win us this money and she's only here because I won a… bet. Yea, that's it"

Maria nods quickly "yep. B-But I'm sure it'll be great fun…"

They quickly go back to being silent.

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Richard finished drinking his caprisun and crunched it against his forehead as he winked at two girls "ladies, if you were in this game I'd have you go straight to the finale" he flirted, which only seemed to disgust them as they moved along faster.

"Well, that was all when it came to the trains. But some of our other contestants decided to come in in style!" he grinned as he heard loud footsteps "ah, and that's one of our teams now!"

The camera panned to the side, to show a taller woman running with her arms behind her. On her back she had a short old man with a beard, he was bald and was wearing a nice pink Hawaiian shirt and tan baggy shorts. The woman meanwhile had messy black hair with a ponytail. For some reason, in the middle, there was a red blot. She also had a red scarf around her neck that covered her mouth. Besides that, she looked like a normal ninja, but the suit was blue instead of black.

"Team turtle school is here! And It's a pleasure to get to meet… wait she goes by Ninja?" Richard raised his card in confusion before shrugging "I can dig it I guess. Oh, and her partner, Shiro"

Confessional: Turtle School

Shiro was meditating next to Nonja who was doing the same Shiro smiled at the camera "Ninja and I are here to make our school famous, as it should be"

Ninja nods, trying to come off as serene. "He said I was his favorite pupil… among other things…"

Shiro smiled as he side-eyed Ninja "oh yeah, I know what sells for people these days"

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Not long after those two had appeared, a small clown car came in and parked by where Richard stood. Only for another car to ram it from behind, sending it off-screen as two men walked out of it. The one who had been driving was a giant of a man, standing at 7'5" and was pretty much bald except for a small blond fringe in the front. He was wearing a leopard-printed circus attire, which is short and some kind of tunic.

On the other side of the car came a very small stereotypical-looking clown. He was wearing a rainbow wig, painted white skin, the whole shebang. He also had a unibrow and didn't look too excited to be there.

"These two freaks are known as the Circus Partners Monstro and Piccollo. I'm not even scared of clowns and they freak me out"

Confessional: Circus Partners

"This big moron and I are here for one thing and one thing only" the short clown spoke with a much more annoying tone than expected "and naturally we're going to win that money"

"For the circus no?" The larger man smiled down at Piccollo, speaking in a thick Italian accent.

"Yes… the circus"

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"Next we have ourselves the toxic couple, Hannah and Joshua. And yes, the producers said I could make their team name if they got accepted"

The couple was walking towards the main area. Hannah was walking in front, showing off already that she was the one taking lead in their team. The domineering woman was rather overweight to put it nicely. She wears a white chiffon blouse with a black ribbon tied at the collar, a navy skirt, Magenta glasses, black stockings, and brown shoes. Her hair was half black, and half died pink.

The boy quietly walking behind her was just smiling towards her. He was a very tall and lanky person with very pale skin. He was wearing a scarlet short-sleeved Ohio State Buckeyes t-shirt underneath a gray OSU hoodie, dark blue jeans held up by a black leather belt, red and grey laceless sneakers, and a red Ohio State Buckeyes ballcap.

"Come on Joshua. I will not be last behind a group of MEN"

"S-sorry Hannah" Joshua whispered quietly as he started walking faster.

"No, not that fast, I'm coming in first" she stared at him, causing him to slowly slow down.

Confessional: the Toxic Couple

Hannah was sitting in the middle, making sure the people watching had to see her whether they liked it or not. With Joshua sitting basically at the edge of the screen.

"Joshua and I met on a blind date my friend set us up for" Hannah showed a faint smile "Naturally I was pissed when I was stuck on a date with a man. But, for a man… he can be bearable"

Joshua smiled happily, just glad to hear her say something as sweet as that towards him.

"But, we're here for one thing. To make sure no one gets away with any microaggressions on national television and to show what girl power means"

Joshua smiled and nodded his head "y-yea, girl power"

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A few feet away from the Toxic Couple, a car came around and dropped off two colorful girls. One of the girls with blond hair that had purple streaks going down it waved to the car as it drove off "later Roxie, Lilith!" she smiled.

"And thus we have the rockers. Makenna and Cordella!"

Makenna was the one with the purple and blond hair. She had a slender body and was wearing a purple tank top. A black and purple plaid skirt just above the knees, and purple boots. A purple heart-shaped locket. Make-up wise she was wearing Light purple eyeshadow and black lipstick.

The girl next to her, Cord, was fairly pale. One of her most immediately noticeable traits was her hair. Half of it was dyed yellow and the other half was green in short pigtails. She was wearing A lime Green T-shirt under a black jacket, a black skirt with a lemon yellow collar, Lime green and lemon yellow striped stockings, black boots, and a lime green choker. For makeup, she had Lime green eyeshadow, Lime green lipstick on her upper lip, and black lipstick on her lower lip.

"Hopefully they do fine without us" the relaxed girl finally spoke up.

Confessional: the Bandmates

Makenna was moving her hands excitedly "so, not too long ago in High School Cord, Lilith, and I decided to compete for some upperclassman's band and we totally blew them away with our skills!"

Cord nodded slowly "yea, and the reason we decided to come out and compete was to try and get our band's name out there" she had a small smile "speaking of, once this season is over we'll be having a performance to celebrate our win once the season is over"

"Rockin!" Makenna cheered.

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The next group to come walking in was different from every other group. One of them was much older than the majority of the others, while her partner was younger and much shorter than the others.

"Ah, another team I wish I could've turned down we have the Wilderness girls. Sophie and her grandmother Bea,"

Sophie was the younger of the two, being but a 13-year-old. She had a somewhat dark skin tone and had dark brown ponytails. Both of them were dressed up in pink girl scout outfits with purple hats, however, hers had a sash.

Meanwhile, the woman next to her was in her 50's, but she looked pretty solid for her age. Like the other girl scout, she had a somewhat dark skin tone with her brown hair up in a bun.

Sophie smiled a bit as she jumped forward, swinging with a butterfly net, catching a butterfly in her net without any trouble. "Sweet!" Sophie smiled as she showed her catch to the older woman "It's a Danaus plexippus!"

Bea smiled and wrote it down "catch two more butterflies like that and you'll get your bug-catching sash in weeks!"

Confessional: the Wilderness Girls

"So" Bea started with a smile "we're both members of the Wilderness girls, if that much wasn't too obvious. We're here to make some money for our troop"

"And maybe win some patches in the process!" Sophie added, smiling excitedly "there are so many patches we could do before we win this"

Bea smirked "I love the confidence dear!" she turned to the camera as she started whispering "Sophie also needed some time out in the world a little"

"What?" Sophie asked in confusion.

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After a few moments two African-American women stepped out of a taxi mid-conversation "so, do you know how farmers count cows?" The taller one joked. She looked like an average girl her age. She had curly black hair that went down to her shoulders and a green and red Hawaiian shirt with black pants.

Next to her stood a very short girl, standing at 5'. She had Black, long, wavy, goes just past her shoulders, bangs swept to the side. She was wearing a pink tank top, black skinny jeans, pink and white sneakers, two gold bracelets on each wrist, a gold hoop earring on each earlobe. She had a faint smile on her face "how do farmers count cows…?"

"They use a cowculator!" Anne giggled loudly while slapping Hope softly on the shoulder.

Hope giggled softly as she faintly blushed "t-that was a good one… I could never think of something that funny…"

Anne smiled and waved her hand "come on, you exaggerate"

"I'm serious, I wish I could do anything as well as those" she sadly looked down.

"Yea… that sad sack and the ball of energy are Anne and Hope, the Polar Opposites!... lot of opposites competing hu?"

Confessional: Polar Opposites

Anne was smiling as she stood close to Hope, putting an arm around her "so, Hope and I came from the same school, and we're like two peas in a pod!" she grinned as she pulled a pea pod from her pocket.

Hope lightly chuckled "you're always so prepared for stuff… I don't know why you even asked me to come. You could've gotten someone who was so much more useful…"

Anne just smiled and hugged her closer, making Hope blush "no way! You're the only person I've ever met besides my parents who laugh at my jokes!"

Hope looked sad "I still don't get why everyone acts like you're not funny… your jokes make it at least worth getting up in the morning for…"

Anne smiled "and you're the reason I'm always making new material. The best audience I've ever had" Hope just quietly smiled a little as she looked down.

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"Well, those two look like fun" a man mumbled as he just walked on screen. He didn't look all too impressed at being there. He had a lean figure with blond curly hair under a gray beanie. Jean Jacket over a Plain white T-shirt, and Ripped Skinny Jeans. He was also carrying a Gray duffle bag with him.

"I don't know they seem fun to me!" A girl, presumably his partner, walked up with a happy smile. The girl was petite, with a lean frame. Her hair was Shoulder length, princess curls, usually tied into a messy bun. Dirty Blonde-ish/light-brownish. She has flecks of multi-colored paint scattered throughout her hair and face. For clothing, she was currently wearing a t-shirt with some indie band on it and ripped skinny jeans.

"Say hello to the runaways, Jett and Tess!"

Confessional: Jett and Tess

Tess smiled a bit "I was actually a bit surprised that Jett wanted to do this with me. Usually, he doesn't seem like the type to want to be on these kinds of shows"

Jett just shrugged nonchalantly "well, to be fair this show is basically all about traveling, which we already do, on someone else's dime. Seems like a pretty sweet deal for me"

Jett snapped his fingers "oh, and the big cash prize. Can't forget that part. Boy what I wouldn't give to land me that sweet cash"

Tess smiled at the camera "of course it'll also be nice to get to explore the world and have fun!"

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Soon, two large men came running in, one of them was smirking confidently while the other was just smiling nervously.

"Meet our Hall of farmers Deion and Joe! If I was into sports I'd probably be more excited about this"

Joe was the white one of the duo, standing at 6'5". He had brown hair that is slightly grayed with a 5'oclock shadow. While it had been a while since he last played football he stilled looked very athletic. He was wearing his old Green Bay Packers jersey, which had some holes in it along with black shorts. He came to a sudden stop, sticking his leg out to trip his partner with a small smirk.

His partner couldn't react in time and goes forward, landing right on his face. Deion was slightly taller than his partner at 6'6" and was African-American. He had short black hair that was graying and was wearing the same thing as his partner, more or less.

Deion raised himself up, but he didn't look too annoyed as he smiled weakly at Joe.

Confessional: the Hall of Famers

Deion smiled a little as he put an arm around Joe "He and I go way back, playing on the same team in our hay day!"

Joe nods a bit "been some rough years, I'll admit that much. But, this is where that changes. I'm gonna turn it around and win this thing and get myself some sweet out… after I pay off the guys I owe money too" he whispered the second part to himself as Deion slowly shook his head.

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And thus, the last car seemed to come by, however, this one was much nicer than the last ones that dropped people off. As it was a full-blown limousine. When he got off he was all by himself. He was a very skinny guy with blond hair that was surprisingly messy. He was wearing a cyan, button-down dress shirt with the sleeves rolled up to his elbows, brown slacks that are held up by a black, leather belt, which has a gold belt buckle with his initials "A.D" on it, well-shined shoes that seem to be made out of crocodile hide. Also black-framed pair of oval reading glasses.

"Well, I know this is Arnold, one half of the Skeptic Psychic duo… no idea where that other one went though"

Arnold walked towards Richard, like most of the other groups. Richard smiled as he did a quick headcount "one, four, five… hey, we're missing three people!" Richard announced, a bit annoyed.

"We're right here" Richard jumped at the sudden voice from behind him. Quickly turning around to see three people who looked like they had been there for a while now.

One of the two girls there had A reddish-brown Yanki mullet, shoulder-length. She had freckles all across her face and a blue moon tattooed on her forehead. For clothing, she had a green bandana tied in either an up-front or modern cinderella style, a Dark brown crop top, Dark orange palazzo/harem pants with an intricate celestial yellow pattern, and light brown moccasins.

Richard smiled at her, he was about to say something before Aisling walked past him and towards Arnold. "And so that beauty is Aisling… got it"

Arnold rolled his eyes at Richard "don't be a creep all season long. It'll get boring by the third challenge"

Richard chose to ignore him as he turned to the other two contestants. "So, you're the other Psychic team, right? Dawn and Jaime, I believe"

"Yes, that would be us" the girl slowly nodded. She was the same girl from Revenge of the Island, however, her new attire had her in a black jacket with a green scarf.

The boy nodded quietly. He was just as pale as Dawn and was just as skinny too. He had dyed green hair that was kept up in a bun, but near the front, there was a single long strand of white hair. He wore a snowy blue T-shirt underneath an unbuttoned green jacket with a white Greenpeace sign on it, right above his heart. He also wears dark blue jeans, and green, glittery platform shoes. As an extra accessory, he wears a black sachet/belt bag, not entirely sure how it's called in English, with the green words "Not Classic" written on it. But, it was also noticeable that one of his eyes was green while the other was white.

"Great, glad to see we've got a cast of some real lookers" he winked at Dawn, who chose to not respond towards him.

Confessional: Psychic and Skeptic

Arnold had a small smirk on his face before he began to speak "now, naturally as the next in line to run my family's business I'm not here for the money. I could do quite well without it"

"For as long as you can keep that money" Aisling interjected, trying to sound as mystical and ominous as she could.

Arnold rolled his eyes "right. What I am here for is to simply prove Aisling wrong on international television." his smirk started to grow "and to prove that I'm truly above the rest of these common people. Naturally, by the time we're at the finale, I'll have proved both by carrying her along"

Aisling shook her head, continuing to sound ominous "to reach the merge one must work together with thine ally"

"Great, you're trying to work old English into your delusions. How wonderful"

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Confessional: Psychics

Jaime smiled a bit, happy to have the camera on him in the small room "so, we're team psychic. But we mostly go by that because we… have good senses about people" he kept smiling as he started looking more nervous "w-we're really just good at sensing how people feel. I-I mean, imagine if we c-could basically read minds. Crazy right I mean-"

Dawn quietly put a hand on his shoulder "what we can do isn't important. What is that we are competing to save Mother Earth. My showing in Revenge of the Island was disappointing, but I have hope I can turn it around here and truly make a difference!"

Jaime relaxed a little "y-yea, what she said"

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Richard cleared his throat now that everyone was there "well, glad we can finally get started. My throat was getting soar having to bring everyone up." he pulled another caprisun from his pocket and started drinking it "so, we all know why you're competing. So let's get right to the point. Last team to get to our final chill zone will be our big winner, and will thus win our big cash prize! One million dollars!"

Most of the contestants started getting excited the moment they hear about the prize.

Richard walked past the group and towards a small totem pole version of himself. It was shirtless and was very specifically made to look buff "this is a dickbox."

He hears some snickering "yea yea. Hilarious. Now, all you have to do is tap the top like this" Richard taps the top, which was a red button, causing a small blue slip of paper to come out "just use these instructions and you'll get to our first challenge. At the end of each leg of our 26 part race is a chill zone… a chill spot to hang out if anyone is wanting to chill" he smirked and shot a wink at Kali, Tamera, and Dawn. Who all looked rather uninterested in what he was selling.

Richard was undeterred as he continued on "Now…"

Richard smirked as he raised his hands "who's ready to start the race?" Everyone either cheers or nods "well… in that case… ready, set, go!" he grabs a whistle from his pocket and blew it while moving his hands "the race is on!"

Right after his whistle, the teams all rushed past him, running towards the Dickbox and collecting their information from it.

"So we just gotta get to the CN tower?" Freddy smiled as he read the tip to Danny "that doesn't sound like it'll be too hard"

The more athletic teams almost immediately start taking the lead for this first trek. With the Hall of Famers taking the lead, followed behind by The Opposite Couple, Brain and Brawn, Turtle School, and Team Last Resort. With Tyson carrying Kali, and Bonnie basically trying to carry Tamera, who was having none of it.

Joe smirked to himself, looking back to see Danny try to bring Freddy along before slowing down to kick a trashcan over, causing both of them to trip over it before Joe went back to running with his partner.

The Opposite couple stopped once they reached the next Dickbox in front of the tower "we're making great time baby!" Kali compliment as he let her down and tapped the top of it.

Tyson held the tip up to his face "either-or-"

Richard was standing at the top of the tower, still smiling to himself "the teams must choose between stairs… or SCARES" he smirked "there are two ways to get to the very top, so the contestants must choose to take enough stairs to make an olympian blush or an elevator. From there, they have to grab a tip from this local" Richard gestured to a local teen with short red hair.

"But," Richard continues "if they take the elevator-"

It cuts to Richard standing on the outside of the skyscraper, smiling like the wind wasn't an issue "and for those who don't feel confident in their physical abilities, they have to walk all around the outside of here. But, don't worry. We gave them helmets" he chuckled a bit "we also put in this safety rail just to be fully sure" it zooms out to show the railing, only for it to suddenly collapse under itself.

It cuts back to the contestants coming to the location as they looked at each other.

Deion smiled a bit "I guess all our practices are paying off hu?"

Joe smirked "right, let's go to the stairs. I gotta go take a leak though"

Deion raised an eyebrow at him before slowly nodding and running towards the stairs. Joe smirked as he ran inside, however instead of going to the bathroom he just rapidly touched every button "I'm coming!" Joe yelled up to his partner as he started running up the stairs.

"No way am I doing a full flight of stairs on tv. I don't sweat" Tamera decides "so scares it is" Bonnie smiled excitedly and followed behind her into the building.

Team Last Resort; Opposite couple; and the Brain and Brawn duo ran inside, going towards the elevator. Only to find it had all the buttons pressed.

"Ugh, what jerk would do that?" Freddy groaned a little, already looking tired.

Danny smirked and pat him on the back "well, see you at the top then dude" he laughed a bit as he started running up the stairs.

"H-hey wait up" Freddy groaned before trying to run after him.

Tyson smiled at Kali before picking her up again "we'll be at the top in no time!"

Bonnie just looked at Tamera, who shrugged "this'll be faster still"

Bonnie smiled and nodded, until they both looked out the door to see Guy and Blake running towards the elevator doors "hey, keep it open!" Guy called.

Tamera's eyes widened watching Guy's sweaty fat flabs shake around as he ran. She almost immediately started rapidly clicking the 'up' button.

Guy and Blake make it to the elevator, however, it closed right in their face as Tamera sighed in relief "oh thank god. That was close"

"I know" Bonnie nods "four's a total crowd" Bonnie slowly moved an arm around her, causing her to sigh in annoyance.

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Outside of the elevator, a line was slowly starting to form as the groups patiently waited. The wait was so long some teams were begining to just skip that whole process.

"Hey, this is going to take us forever" Piccolo turned to his larger ally "carry me up to the top" Piccolo crossed his arms as Monstro holds him up like a baby before sprinting towards the top.

However, past them the Turtle School team was currently parkoring from level to level with impressive speeds. Quickly overtaking Freddy and Danny.

"You're doing great young grasshopper" Shiro tried to speak stoically, even as he was looking down and not paying attention to their current situation.

The camera scrolled down to reveal Shiro was trying to get a look at Bea's cleavage in any way he could. Bea and Sophie were easily the slowest ones on the stairs, however Bea wasn't backing down as she kept pushing herself to go further.

"Grandma… maybe we should have gone for the elevator…" Sophie weakly spoke, wiping the sweat from her brow.

"We can do this… stairs won't stop someone wtih as much experience as me" Bea kept going.

"Out of the way slow pokes" Piccolo mocked as Monstro ran past them, not breaking a sweat.

"People these days are always in such a rush… it's best to take it slow and steady" Bea smiled back to Sophie, who was currently just trying to crawl up a step.

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Tamera and Bonnie were the first two to make it to the top, both of them walked out with confidence seeing no one else had made it there yet.

"First, naturally" Tamera put her hands on her hips "the other teams should give up while they still have a chance to not be embarrassed" she started tapping a few buttons on the elevator before walking over to the pasty nerd sitting on a couch.

"Alright, give us our tip"

The nerd raised an eyebrow at her before holding up a box for them.

"I said we'll take the ticket" Tamera repeatedly, obviously annoyed.

"Take some helmets and you guys can do your scare" he states dryly.

"You're going to make me step out there!? What if it messes with my hair?"

"You can… redo it?" the local looked around awkwardly.

Tamera growled, throwing the helmet to the side. Bonnie was about to make a suggestion when Tamera raised a finger "I'm not in the mood for your creepy comments so keep them to yourself"

Bonnie silently nodded, although she kept up her grin as she followed the other girl towards the outside. However, the moment they took a step towards the harsh winds Bonnie clung to Tamera, trying to not get flung off the side of the building. While also just enjoying their current situation.

"And thus our first team gets to the scare, while many teams contine to brave the scare" the camera shifts to the many teams sprinting up the stairs "While some teams have made great progress however, some teams continue to wait their turn" it cuts to the groups waiting at the bottom of the tower.

It then cuts to Richard who was just smiling to himself "so many contestants, so little time. And we're only on our first leg! However, next time… one of them will be eliminated! Find out who on… the Ridickulous Race!"

AN: and so the first part of this episode is out of the way. Man, I know it was my fault and all, but 20 teams was no easy task I can say that much. Sorry for those who didn't really get all that much of their team in this chapter. I could really only give so many teams screen time when I was already super far into a chapter with intros. But, we have part 2 for this chapter where more of them will get the time they deserve.