Richard was standing in the art museum. Frowning quietly to himself as he looked at the thinker "They really don't have enough dommy mommy statues here…"
Richard then turned to the camera with a smile "Well well well, back for more huh? Well if you just can't help seeing more of me I can't argue" Richard smiled more confidently as he winked at the camera
"Last time on the Ridickulous race, we raced to the airport that, in all likelihood, was more competitive than the rest of the race." It cuts to Ninja popping a wheel with a ninja star and Hannah driving past the Brains and Brawn "But, the real challenge didn't start until they got to Paris. From there, they stretched their artistic muscles by drawing each other before finding themselves in the creeepy catacombs."
It shows Tyson running around for Kali "Lots of people got lost, and there was even plenty of sabotaging. With the team who got the short of the end being the unattractive twins. But that was last time, and there's plenty of room for more on… the Ridickulous race"
Intro plays
The next leg of the race begins with the two Bandmates walking onto the chill zone and tapping the top of the Dickbox.
Confessional: Bandmates
"Being in first place totally kicks ass!" Makenna smiled proudly "I mean, it sucks the Hall of Famers are in and all, but with how they are they'll be out because of a penalty in two episodes tops"
"I'm glad you're confident in how we'll do" Cord smiled a bit "I can't say scoring first place doesn't make me a bit more confident"
Makenna grinned and slapped her partner on the back "I am loving this! You're practically bursting with emotions!"
Cord quickly dropped her smile as she slowly nodded "yep, totally ecstatic"
XXX
Makenna held up the tip, looking closely "Wait, what the hell is a Monaco?"
A map suddenly appeared, showing a dotted red line to the bottom of France to a specific point on the coast "Monaco, the part of Europe that was so small that not even Napoleon cared enough to deal with it" Richard smiled, standing at a dock.
"The teams will have to reach this small micro-state to get their next tip" he pointed at a dickbox, which was next to some stairs leading down to the beach.
The camera moved back to Richard, however, he was already gone as his voice could be heard off-screen "Hey ladies, you know a reality show is coming around here soon right? Oh, no, don't worry about getting up allow me to help!"
/
Back at the starting point, multiple different teams were running towards the suburbs of the city, looking for the fastest route to southern France. Monstro was furiously waving his hands to try and get a taxi to pick them up, with none responding.
"Aw man, why won't anyone stop for us?" Monstro frowned.
Piccolo just looked at him with a deadpanned expression before looking out into the sea of cars, before his eyes laid on a guy with a broken door. In the car, he could see the same taxi driver he threatened.
"Some guys must hold a grudge" Piccolo frowned as he honked his horn and walked into the traffic.
"What are you doing?" Monstro asked innocently as Piccolo laid down in the middle of the road.
"Hoping one of the cars doesn't miss" he honked his horn again.
While those two were having nice casual conversations Anne and Hope were quickly looking around, with Anne frowning a little seeing Piccolo "I don't think I've ever seen a clown that sad before"
"I've been there" Hope murmured sadly looking at Piccolo lying in the street.
Anne quickly frowned "What?"
"Nothing. So, uh, how are we going to get to the beach?"
Anne was about to say something before Hannah ran up to the two with a smile "Hello my fellow strong women, are you having trouble finding a way south?"
Anna smiled "Oh yes! Do you know how to call a taxi?"
Hannah shook her head "Far from it, taxis are a waste of Co2 and ruins the environment we've already ruined"
"Then what are you suggesting?" Anne smiled a little less.
"We'll take the underground metro!" Hannah raised her head confidently as she pointed down some stairs.
"That's a good idea, better than what I was thinking of doing" Hope murmured. She was about to start making her way down the stairs when Danny and Freddy pushed back them.
"Scuse us guys, sorry" Freddy and Danny ran to the first train.
"Of course those guys chose to stole Hannah's idea" Joshua murmured with a frown.
"That's how men always are" Hannah nods as they run after them.
"Those two seem fun" Anne smiled as she followed behind the other two teams.
"Right… fun" Hope murmured. As they moved on the psychics seemed to have had the same idea and were just following behind the others.
/
Ninja and Shiro were having trouble getting anyone to stop for them either, however, their problem was soon resolved as they noticed multiple different cars slowing down. The two looked over to the traffic to see it was started by Piccolo lying in the middle of the street.
"Monstro you monstrous idiot go find us a taxi while they're held up"
Monstro nodded and quickly ran to the closest taxi, getting himself a seat, however, he wasn't the only one rushing for a spot now that multiple taxis were stopped. The Bandmates, Turtle School, and the Simps.
Confessional: Simps
In the simps taxi Rodney had a dopey smile on his face "I may not have found my love in Paris, but we're going down to Monaco. And if Paris is the city of love… maybe this place is the country of love!"
Adam just chose to smile and nod "Oh, yea, I'm sure that's true. The beaches have plenty of pretty people around…" suddenly Adam started quietly smiling to himself.
Rodney noticed his smile and smirked a bit "What are you thinking about?"
"Maria in a swimsuit…" he murmured in his daydream.
"Oh, I could totally imagine that" Rodney smiled as he closed his eyes.
Adam snapped out of his daydream and stared blankly at Rodney.
XXX
The majority of the teams after that were quick to choose different routes down south. Most of which are through cars or public transport. Guy and Blake got into the back of a bus that was going south, along with the Wilderness girls. Neither really acknowledged the other until Guy noticed the driver was a woman.
"Oh boy, this might take a while," Guy mocked quietly to his partner.
Blake giggled quietly "We'll be lucky if this thing is still all together."
Sophie stood up on her seat to look back at the two "What are you guys talking about?" She asked innocently.
"Oh, you guys are basically girl scouts, right? You might be better off working in the kitchen and getting wifely skills while you still have some time to learn" Guy had a large amused smile.
"Well, sometimes I like to make cookies with grandma…" she looked a bit confused by his taunt "The rest of the girls love them-"
"I think Guy would like some of those cookies, he might not be able to hibernate without enough fat" Blake taunted as he rubbed Guy's large gut.
"Hey shut up I was in the middle of taunting them!" Guy growled, pushing him away. Blake giggled more as he kept trying to tease him.
Sophie blankly stared at them for a moment before turning to her grandmother. "Don't mind them" Bea sighed softly "I really don't get teens these days"
Sophie sat back down "Maybe they're not like that when they have girls their age around them"
"I'd hope that for their sake" Bea spoke quietly.
/
Leaving the bottom three teams and the Disorganized Disaster to try and find their way south. Ben was quietly scratching his chin, thinking out all the possibilities before him like last time.
"I'm sorry about last time Tamera!" Bonnie whined as she followed close behind her partner.
The vixen rolled her eyes, walking a little faster. She didn't really care about Bonnie giving them more attention by almost getting out, but she wasn't going to look a gift horse in the face "Ok Bonnie, if you want to prove you're sorry, you can make it down to Monaco by yourself."
"By myself?" Bonnie sounded miserable "Why would I go alone?"
"Because I want you to prove you can do fine without getting in my face" Tamera stated coldly, turning to walk away.
Bonnie quickly tried catching up to her "Wait, but can't we have a hug for the road? Just… a quick… low hug" Bonnie smiled with a little drool before Tamera turned around and glared into her soul.
Bonnie squeaked slightly and moved back "Right, I won't disappoint you! I'll meet you down there, and then we can snuggle on the sand!" She grinned lewdly before running off. Tamera was just left behind as she rolled her eyes.
Confessional: Last Resort
Tamera was sitting in a large red helicopter in the back, she was leaning back and resting her legs on the seat while drinking a Starbucks coffee "I think I earned some more Bonnie-less time because of that earlier comment"
She looked down to see many different cars stuck in traffic, she slowly smirked a little to herself as she opened the top of her coffee and dropped it down on the cars below. "Sucks to suck"
It cuts down to the street, Maya was fanning herself while Jeremy fidgeted with the air conditioning.
"It's too hot…" Maya weakly muttered before sticking her head out of the window. Jeremy continued fidgeting with the air conditioning when suddenly he heard Maya scream in anger, causing him to jump back in surprise and fear.
"Damnit!"
XXX
Every team made their way South, however, those who had chosen to take the underground metro managed to get there much faster than those stuck in traffic.
The Toxic Couple, Polar Opposites, Psychics, Brains and Brawn, and the Psychic and Skeptic.
Danny and Freddy were leading the group, smiling confidently before Hannah brute force pushed past them and tapped the top of the Dickbox.
Joshua reached to grab the tip before Hannah swiped it away "Alright, it's a Botch or watch… again" Hannah rolled her eyes.
/
"That's right, and this one is a real pain in the ass believe you me" Richard smiled as he walked on the edge of the beach "Luckily, it's a pain for those in the race, and not myself. For those racing, they will have to swim all the way out there" he points to the distant waters where some shark fins were shown slightly above water.
"To get their tips, they'll have to politely borrow them from those large innocent fish and swim back. Easiest challenge yet!"
"Then why aren't you demonstrating?" The cameraman asked.
"Because…" Richard looked around "no lifeguard on duty" he pointed at a sign "If they was one here I'd be running straight into the ocean… maybe not for the sharks but still"
/
The rest of the monorail contestants were there reading their tips.
Joshua looked nervous, well, more nervous than he usually was "w-Will you be ok swimming with sharks?"
"Yea, they might mistake you for a seal" Arnold taunted.
"You think just because I'm not anorexic that I look like a seal!?"
Arnold shrugged "A seal might have a better diet"
Hannah was about to say something else before Arnold turned to Aisling talking to the Psychics "Aisling, get swimming already. If we're lucky the sharks will only take one of your legs"
Dawn shook her head at him "Your aura is quite the… bright yellow"
Arnold smirked "If auras were real I'd be honored. naturally, it stands for gold, I get it"
"Or it's a piss-yellow!" Anne joked off-screen.
Arnold rolled his eyes "Let's get going nitwit…" he grabbed Aisling by her arm and started pulling her towards the water.
The groups made their way down to the water, where they now all got an eye-full of what was waiting for them out there.
Freddy sighed in relief as Danny started walking into the water "Hey dude, best of luck to ya. Can't say I wish we swapped places"
"This is so stupid" Danny grumbled in annoyance "Fighting a shark while you doing a lame freaking painting…"
Along with Danny, Hannah, Dawn, Aisling, and Hope started swimming deep into the water, with most of the other teams being able to outswim Hannah pretty easily.
"I…hate…swimming" Hannah muttered every time her head came up from the water.
"You've got it, Hannah!" Joshua cheered excitedly.
"I'm surprised you're actually cheering her on" Freddy pushed up his glasses while looking at the other loser.
"What d-do you mean?" Joshua frowned.
"Well… I kinda feel like the neighbor when they hear a girlish scream before a loud thud" Freddy shrugged, before noticing Joshua's confused look "I assumed you guys were like a reverse of the usual abusive relationship"
"O-oh no. Hannah is the sweetest woman to ever exist. She's just always looking out for the little person…" Joshua smiled softly as he looked off into space.
Freddy just stared at him before clearing his throat "I'm… not getting involved in this"
/
Dawn and Aisling were swimming next to each other when they slowed down to a stop "So you can talk to animals? Karma must have really smiled upon you!" Aisling asked excitedly.
"Well, I have been known as a bit of an animal whisperer" Dawn blushed slightly. Suddenly, a shark peeked out from under the water and bared its teeth at them.
"Oh, hello there peaceful one, we were wondering if we may borrow those tips from your fins?"
The shark looked at her for a moment, before looking back at the tip. It turns back to Dawn and just growled again.
"What's it saying?" Aisling whispered.
"I… think it's saying it's not a fan of sharing…" Dawn whimpered before quickly swimming away from it.
Aisling was caught off guard by Dawn swimming away. "I'm sure if you just ask nicely again it would-"
The shark bit down on her headband, causing Aisling to immediately start swimming after Dawn, screaming in fear as the shark just continued to chase them.
A ways away from them, Hope was just sadly floating in the water while watching them "Of course not even a shark would want to eat someone like me…"
Suddenly, something tapped her shoulder "Yes?" Hope turned around slowly, only to see a shark licking whatever it had for lips.
"Um… a-are you sure you wouldn't want to eat someone more filling?" Hope smiled nervously "I-I mean I'm just sticks and bones here"
The shark thought on it before shaking its head and smiling aggressively at her again "I knew you wouldn't agree" Hope sighed sadly, before quickly swimming away before it could take a bite out of her.
/
"While those teams are going out to the waters to try and get their tickets, more teams are zooming in on the same dickbox!"
As he spoke, multiple teams ran over, including Tamera, the Bandmates, Turtle School, the Internet Losers, the Wilderness Girls, the Circus duo, and the Hall of Famers.
Tamera looked around to notice that Bonnie still hadn't got there and started smiling mischievously.
"Hey, Blake right?" Tamera walked up to Blake, seeing as he was the only attractive person who was actually at the beach.
Blake looked at her for a moment, "who be you?"
Tamera looked at him funny before waving her hand "Oh, nothing. I was just wondering if you… could help me get my tip? I don't want my fashionable clothing getting wet, they cost a lot…" she leaned forward to show some chest.
Blake clicked his tongue in thought, blushing slightly as he looked away from her "I guess I can try and get tw-" he looked back to where Tamera was only to see she was gone, he looked back to the beach to see Tamera in a black bikini lying in the sun.
"Thanks, sweetie." Tamera smiled, putting on some shades as she relaxed.
Deion frowned a bit walking past the two "I don't remember women being that mean back when we were that age."
"That's because women didn't talk to you when you were that age." Joe tapped him on the rear "Get going champ"
Deion frowned "I think I'm too old to go swimming with sharks. I'm long out of my prime here"
Right next to them, Bea was taking off her hat and started swimming straight into the water. Joe stared skeptically at Deion "If she can swim, I think you can too now get to it, chicken boy"
Deion sighed before diving into the water. Joe looked over to Sophie before quietly nudging closer.
/
With all the new groups in the water, the three girls who had been chased down were able to regroup better. The shark that had been chasing them was now being held up by Monstro "It's rude to go chasing people like that you know!" Monstro reprimanded the shark.
The shark reached its fin back, taking off the tip and handing it towards him to make him let go. But Monstro just didn't pay attention to it as he squeezed tighter,
Not far from him, Makenna was riding on the back of one of the sharks, celebrating as the shark bucked and jumped around "This is great!" She cheered.
"Makenna, we gotta remember to complete the challenge!" Her partner called, but Makenna just ignored her.
"She can be so difficult," Cord murmured in annoyance.
"Are you talking to me?" Jaime asked her innocently as he helped Dawn out of the water.
"No… just talking to myself" she murmured.
"Okie Dokie" Jaime nods awkwardly before turning to Dawn "What's our next task?"
Dawn started quietly reading the tip before smiling "Oh this looks nice, we just have to make a sandcastle"
/
"While yes they are making sandcastles, it's not nearly as simple as she made it out to be" Richard smiled walking along the sand "But, to pass you'll have to do more than just a simple castle"
"But rather, they must build a replica of the castle of Versaille! Which will be judged by… this kid" Richard pointed at a small child with shaggy blond hair. "If he says your castle is good enough, you will get your next tip" the kid held the tip up.
"Does your mom know you're by yourself?" Richard nonchalantly, as the kid just shrugged in response.
"Of course… want me to call your mom over?"
The kid kicked him in the shin before walking off.
He grunted a little before smiling to himself "Jokes on him. I'll call on his mom either way"
/
"And with the psychics taking the lead, as usual, the last teams made their way to the challenge. But those groups better start stepping into overdrive if they want to catch up with some of the teams making gains"
In the water, Hope was playing dead as she floated in the water, making the sharks presume she just wasn't alive anymore. Giving her the chance to sneak a tip off one as it swam past her.
Ninja was stretching with a confident smile on the beach, Shiro looked confident in what she was about to do.
"Shouldn't she be out there?" Cord asked the two, however, Shiro raised his hands to shush her. Cord turned her head towards the water to just watch her partner fling around on the shark.
Ninja was done stretching and got into a runner's stance. Shiro brought his hand up to his mouth before loudly whistling. Ninja sprinted towards the water, somehow staying above the water thanks to her Naruto run. She spotted a shark and put on her serious face while sprinting towards it. She grabbed the tip, quickly turning on her heel before sprinting back to the shore.
When she got back to the shore, she quickly stopped to stand by Shiro. Shiro smiled up at her before they both bowed at each other.
"Forget I said anything" Cord murmured in shock.
Meanwhile, two sharks surrounded Blake, who smiled nervously at them before he began to quietly murmur a song to try calming them down "baby shark do do do do". the sharks however didn't seem to be fans of that meme, and were about to bite into him before the water around him became much darker.
The sharks looked disgusted by him, before swimming away from him. However, as they tried to leave Blake snatched his two tips with a sigh of relief.
Confessional: Internet Losers
"I knew that would work. No other reason I would just pee myself on national tv" Blake smiled.
Guy looked like he was about to say something snarky, before just smiling at him "I knew you were reading R/very interesting! You were trying to act like it wasn't funny but I knew you'd like it"
Blake sighed, not wanting to say he used Reddit "yep, it was a wonderful site…"
Guy just smiled smugly, knowing he was right all along.
XXX
The new teams made it down to the shore, with Bonnie immediately going to sit at her partner's side with an excited smile. Tamera groaned slightly at Bonnie returning.
"Wish me luck babe" Tyson kissed Kali on the cheek before running into the water.
"D-d-d-d-do I h-have to swim with s-sharks?" Laurie looked like she was about to pass out with how white her face was getting.
"Yea, you do!" Kylie scowled "now, if you really want to be a pansy we could always just go home. Is that what you want? To go home because you're too scared for swimming with an overgrown fish?"
Laurie looked down, feeling a little shameful of her behavior as she started walking into the water. However, the moment she stepped into the water a shark jumped out, trying to bite her. Laurie screamed in fear and jumped into Kylie's arms, who just looked annoyed.
However, Laurie wasn't the only one who was nervous, as Maria was just as white as Laurie seemed to be. "Can I maybe trade roles…?" she smiled nervously at Margaret, who didn't look like she was going to budge at all.
Maria turned towards the ocean, looking at the sharks beckoning her towards them. Before she could decide to make a break for it Adam walked up to her "hey there. Would it make you feel any better if I were to swim out with you?"
Maria quietly frowned, looking away from him with her arms crossed before smiling a little "I wouldn't mind getting some help getting our tip. We are a bit behind all the others on that" she smiled.
Adam just smiled back "It would be an honor to help you get your tip my queen" causing Maria to blush a little.
"Those two are always going at it" Margaret deadpanned while rolling her eyes.
"Yea, it's so weird when someone knows that a person isn't into them" Rodney spoke with a small smile towards Margaret, who immediately became more annoyed.
/
Many different groups were done with the sharks and were getting started on castles. Noticeably the Internet Losers were just making Keanu Reeves in the sand, apparently not getting the challenge at hand.
Dawn and Jaime had a headstart on most of the teams that got to that phase, seeing as they got there first. With team Last Resort being the one farthest behind, in part because Bonnie was being fetched to grab them buckets of water… for whatever reason.
"So, uh, do you know what Versailles looks like…?" Joshua wondered.
Hannah shook her head "It's insulting to think that we would just know what Western infrastructure looks like anyways. It's simply rude to think that our buildings are worth remembering more than those of Asia or Africa"
Joshua nods to show he was listening "We could always take the design from one of the other teams?"
Hannah thought on it as she looked over the teams. The Brains and Brawn and Last Resorts had an African-American on the team, which was a group that was already stolen from too much; she didn't want to appropriate what Turtle School did; then she noticed the Psychic and Skeptic.
"Ok, we'll just do what those two do" Hannah subtly pointed at Arnold and Aisling, to which Joshua just nodded to.
Arnold had Aisling sit in a sandy corner as Arnold did all the work, smiling proudly as he backed away from his structure to admire his work. It looked like it was almost a carbon copy of the building.
"Do you think that would be good enough?" Aisling asked innocently.
"Of course it will, I made it" Arnold smiled before waiving for the kid.
"Arnold, I hate to say this but Karma does not smile fondly upon those who think too highly of one's self" Aisling warned.
"Well in that case you might want to wake karma up because it's taking its sweet time on that"
Before the kid could get there, Tamera grabbed one of the buckets Bonnie brought back before throwing it at the Skeptic's castle, causing it to melt into the ground. The small kid walked over and looked at the castle, before giving a thumbs down.
Arnold growled angrily as he stomped over to Tamera "What the hell was that for!?"
"I tried to warn you" Aisling called over, even though it fell on deaf ears.
"Sorry" Tamera smiled innocently "I must have made a mistake. This redheaded goblin and I wanted to add a moat but wouldn't you know it my arms are just having a hard time"
Arnold glared down at her "Very funny, but know that given the chance I will bury you" he kicked down her sandcastle before walking away.
"I can't believe him," Bonnie frowned. "He probably just got jealous that our team's love was so much stronger than his weird thing with the Aisling girl. Right babe?" Bonnie nuzzled up to Tamera, who scooted away to continue working on the castle.
/
Back at the beaches, Joe had started a nonchalant conversation with Sophie.
"Yea, I'm pretty sure girls can play football in school now. Sure, they probably won't do as well as the boys but I think you could do fine at it. I'd be happy to throw in a good word" Joe smiled at her.
Sophie smiled awkwardly "Thanks… but I don't think sports is my thing… on account of injuries and all that"
"Yea, that's wonderful champ…" Joe murmured, looking out to the water.
"Are you listening to me, Mr. Joe?" Sophie tilted her head before looking out to the water. She saw her grandma sticking her head out of the water, her hair down and wet as it flowed in the air while raising her tip.
"Oh, don't worry about the formalities" Joe smirked a little "You can call me grandpa"
Sophie took a few seconds to accept what was happening before she gagged.
/
Maria was quietly floating in the water, looking over at the sharks that were more focused on scaring Laurie or fighting against Tyson and Makenna. With both of their partners calling on them to hurry up.
Away from them she can see Adam trying to pry the tip from its hands, when he finally ripped it away. The shark didn't seem happy by this as it punched him in the face, pushing him a ways away.
Maria had a devious smile on her face as she slowly floated closer to him. Adam had a proud smile on his face as he rubbed his bruised nose "Sweet! On track to first plaaa…"
Adam stopped talking when he saw Maria, who had taken off her glasses and slowly waved her long wet hair around "I wish I had a nice… handsome guy who happened to have a tip… I'd be so grateful" she let out a slow, soft sigh.
Adam immediately swam over with a large dopey smile "H-hey Maria, I couldn't help overhearing and wondered if you… wanted this tip?"
Maria smiled innocently "Oh, but you worked so hard for that tip…"
"I can always get another… but there's only one you" he smiled a bit more at Maria blushing.
"Yea, thanks" she murmured before taking the tip and swimming away.
Confessional: Maria
She was still blushing as she got to the shore "I probably could've gotten him to give up the tip if I just asked… but it's good to be safer than sorry" she smiled confidently "at the very least I know he'd never let me and Margaret get out if he can help it. So I feel a bit safe" she smiled before blushing again "wait- I don't mean safe having him around like that I mean…" she groaned softly as she rubbed her head.
While Maria was flustered, Jeremy floated onto the shore right next to her and towards Maya who was sunbathing. Jeremy groaned before coughing up a tip.
"Well done bro"
XXX
"We're done!" Freddy proudly called towards the judge.
The small child walked over and looked down at their surprisingly large and very realistic to how the building looked.
"Impressive right?" Freddy smiled smugly.
The kid just continued to look at it for a few moments before giving a thumbs down.
"W-what!?" Freddy frowned at him "Have you never seen the castle? It looks just like that!"
The kid just stuck his tongue out and gave another thumb down. "I've never wanted to hit a kid this much" Freddy grumbled before kicking his castle down.
Not far from them, Ben was slowly molding the castle, after every bit he had to stop to make sure that everything was looking as good as possible.
"Ben, are you sure I couldn't help with this? I could probably handle it, I'm pretty quick with my ha-" Desmond was cut off by Ben silently raising his hand
"I can handle this just fine. Building a replica shouldn't be too hard. I've seen Versailles a lot before, so I'll be fine"
Desmond frowned a bit, before sitting down and just watching his partner slowly take his time. Every once in a while seeing Ben lean back to get a full image of this thing.
"You got this bud" Desmond gave a thumbs up.
Ben just quietly ignored him, leaving Desmond to just smile encouragingly.
"Ding ding ding we're done!" Ninja called excitedly, waving her hands rapidly. The judge slowly walked over, looking down at their Versailles. It had a much more Japanese theme to it than the actual palace, but the kid gave them a thumbs up and a tip.
"What!? I thought we had to make it look like the actual palace!" Hannah yelled in annoyance off-screen "And doesn't she lose points for cultural appropriation?"
The kid didn't turn to her and just shook his head.
"What's it say, master?" Ninja smiled excitedly.
Shiro looked over the tip "We gotta boat… to Iceland? How can we do th-"
/
Shiro was cut off by Richard standing by some boats on a dock nearby. "He's right, they will be taking these boats and driving through the strait of Gibraltar, then they gotta float all the way to Iceland" it shows a map with a red dotted line leading up to a small island up near the north pole.
"Once there they will find this chill zone, and presumably, be safe" Richard smiled while standing on a new dock in a much colder area.
Confessional: Turtle School
"I've always wanted to work on my cold weather defense more" Ninja was lightly swinging her katana around with a proud smile "Master and I haven't trained my cold endurance much since the 'bikini day'"
Shiro smiled nervously "Well if she's going to get stronger and more used to cold weather then of course she'd need something that doesn't cover her up too much…"
Ninja just smiled innocently, while Shiro rubbed his head, mumbling about "losing the strong independent woman field"
XXX
Ninja and Shiro ran towards the boat.
"So, uh, which one should we go for master?" Ninja asked politely while looking down at her master.
Shiro looked over the group of boats, before Piccolo basically punted the small guy into an old looking boat.
"Sorry. I thought he was a small puppy" he honks his red nose.
"Master!" Ninja yelled in fear as she ran after him.
Piccolo just shrugged before running to the closest boat with Monstro and boated away.
Ninja jumped onto the little dingy boat, holding Shiro "Master, are you ok?"
Shiro coughed as he slowly looked up to her, dramatic music was softly playing in the background "Ninja… I don't know if I'll make it…"
"No, master Shiro, you can't fall now!" The dramatic music progressively became louder. "We've gotten this far you can't go now!"
Shiro just smiled at her before dropping back and closing his eyes as his tongue plopped out of his mouth.
Ninja dropped him and leaned up towards the sky while waving her fist "noooooooooo!" Ninja turned towards Piccolo and Monstro, who were just boating away when Ninja growled and started their boat up.
"Those men show no honor!" She proclaimed as the boat slowly sped forward.
Ninja sighed as she raised her katana up to her face "I never wished to use this kind of power onto another human being but… I must"
she turned the sword with a frown as her theme began to play. She threw three throwing stars into the air before kicking them at Piccolo's boat, cutting off the engine. The intense music continued to play as Ninja and Shiro slowly passed Piccolo and Monstro. Once the Turtle Schoolers were out of the way Piccolo's boat burst into an explosion.
Ninja smiled proudly under her scarf while pumping her fist.
/
A little while longer, and Turtle School made it to the Icelandic port, with Ninja carrying Shiro. Richard smiled a bit as they walked over "a-are we first?" Ninja smiled innocently.
"That you are!" Richard smiled, causing Ninja to cheer "well, you would be if you didn't blow up another contestant…"
Ninja looked down dejectedly "so close…"
Richard smirked a bit at her "well… we could ignore the penalty seeing as no one else has gotten here … as long as we see eye to eye anyways~"
Ninja just looked confused by his suggestion. But before she could respond they heard a shrill yell "you CANNOT do that!"
Richard and Ninja turned to look at Hannah and Joshua walked towards them. Hannah looked more pissed than usual "you can't just make a comment like that towards a woman and think you'll just get a pass!"
"C-comment?" Hannah's tone made Ninja more nervous over what Richard had been saying.
Richard waved his hand dismissively "fine. They don't get an advantage. Turtle School, you guys got a 30 minute wait"
Ninja looked down before slowly stepping aside. "And I presume that's all of you guys for now…" Richard looked down at his watch, when a few seconds later Piccolo and Monstro come out of the water "thirty minutes for you guys too for punting an old man. Get waiting" he pointed to the side.
Hannah scowled at him as Piccolo and Monstro moved aside, both covered in ashes.
"What's your problem?" Richard frowned.
"Are you going to say we're first?" Hannah stepped forward.
Richard sighed "yes. Toxic Couple, you guys scored first"
Joshua smiled proudly, but Hannah didn't seem like she felt like a winner.
/
Bonnie and Tamera run onto the dock, with Bonnie quickly looking around "which one should we take? I've never been a bosting person"
Tamera looked at her "take one of these things? Please, my dad has a speed boat around here we can take"
"Then… Why are we here?" Bonnie tilted her head slightly.
Tamera just leaned over one of the boats, stealing the key and tossing it into the water "just making the game better. Like when I first joined the season"
"Oh! Sabotage, I get it!" Bonnie nodded before kicking hard into one of the other boats to make a large hole.
Tamera rolled her eyes as she continued to swipe the keys and throw them over.
After a few moments the other teams came over "what are you doing?" Anne frowned towards her.
"Oh, just trying to find a boat that fits my presence. Couldn't find it so have fun guys!" Tamera quickly walked away with a small smirk, as Bonnie quickly followed her from behind.
The duo walked towards another dock aways away from the rest of the csst to a long dock with a red speed boat basically waiting for them.
"Your dad is loaded!" Bonnie gushed running over. She smiled while rubbing the boat.
"Dad's got a fair bit of money I guess" she shrugged before hopping in and turning the boat on "But let's get going. We might get some more attention with all the disqualifications" she smirked as Bonnie hopped on and sat in the back.
Tamera and Bonnie floated into the ocean, going much faster than any of the other boats they were given. However, as they got further into the ocean the boat seemed to stop in its track as it hit something solid. Tamera looked over the front to see a small wale slam into its front.
"What's going on?" Tamera wondered, stepping on the gas pedal to try running it over for the whale to just slam into them again.
"Great…" Tamera groaned a bit before turning around "Gremlin, do you know how to fix a motor?" She had an annoyed expression before turning, where she saw Bonnie had stripped off most of her clothing and was just posing in a purple bikini.
"Why are you dressed like that?" Tamera asked, showing how little interest she had in what the creep was doing.
"Oh… just thought we could both get comfortable~" Bonnie smirked.
While Tamera was distracted, she saw Dawn and Jaime drive past them, with Jaime giving them a small taunt. Not long after them are the Polar Opposites, Psychic and Skeptic, Brains and Brawn, and the Internet Losers. Guy taunted by sticking his tongue out at them.
"H-how did they get their keys?" The vixen seemed beyond annoyed.
"Well…" Bonnie was still making poses to try showing herself off "I think Dawn can talk to animals or something"
Tamera slapped her forward "ok gremlin, be useful here and start pushing"
Bonnie smiled excitedly before just jumping into the water.
/
Back at the chillzone, Richard was trying to flirt with Ninja, however she seemed far too innocent to actually get what was going on. Not far behind him Hannah had her arms crossed, just waiting for the next time she had to call him out.
After a while however the boating groups came in, rushing for the chillzone, which Richard didn't seem too invested in "oh, uh, Psychics, you're second. Brains and Brawn is third… uh, fourth goes for the Psychic and Skeptic, and the Internet Losers and Polar Opposites can be fifth and sixth" Richard shrugged.
"I get the sense he wasn't paying attention to us" Aisling theorized.
"What was the first sign of that?" Arnold asked sarcastically with the teams moving aside.
"Just a few moments left for you guys…" Richard looked down at the clock, with just a few minutes left for them. However, while he was waiting Tamera and Bonnie came up to the shore. Bonnie jumped out of the water, panting weakly as Tamera walked to the chillzone.
"So, seventh… right?" The vixen smirked while leaning forward.
Richard smirked back at her "that's right! Last Resort you guys are…" Richard could feel Hannah's cold, angry glare at the back of his head.
"Actually, uh, you cheated most of this challenge m'lady…" Richard smiled nervously "so… you and your partner have an hour and a half wait ahead of yourselves…"
"That's what I thought" Hannah angrily whispered close to his ear.
Tamera didn't seem so annoyed by this turn of events however, just smiling as she moved aside.
"However, Turtle School you guys are seventh. The Circus Duo will be getting 8th place!" Richard announced with a new smile, sweating a little out of nervousness caused by Hannah.
/
Many teams had gotten past the water challenge, with Adam being the newest person to join the groups at the sand castle part of the challenge. Leaving Tyson and Laurie in the water.
Laruie had tried grabbing a tip, but every time she got close to one of the sharks she quickly scampered away from it.
Tyson meanwhile had just been having fun wrestling with a shark because it was just something he wanted to do for awhile now.
"Come on Tyson, you got your ticket let's hurry this up a bit" Kali called to her boyfriend, who didn't seem to be able to hear her.
"Hurry it up Laruie! Are you just going to hide the entire time while you play with the cute fishes!?" Kylie yelled, making Laurie frown a little.
Laurie got closer to a shark, trying to snatch the tip from its fin before it turned around and growled angrily at her.
"C-can I p-please h-have that tip?" Laurie smiled nervously.
The shark just shoved her down into the water, not seeing her as much of a threat.
Kylie slapped her forehead "good god I swear…"
Back on the shore, Ben had only gotten a little further ahead from when he was last shown working on his palace. Desmond's unwavering support was beginning to slow down as time went on. Especially seeing as most teams were starting to leave them in the dust.
"Ben, are you sure we can't just move o-"
"Done!" Maya called excitedly. The judge walked over, giving them a thumbs up.
"What was that?" Ben didn't turn to him as he continued working.
"I-I'm kinda getting worried we need to hurry this up a bi-"
"We're done," Rodney raised his hand, smiling proudly.
Desmond grabbed the side of his head "Ben we need to start hurrying up!"
Ben looked back at him "if we rush it we'll just lose points. Then we'll have to restart the whole thing again, wasting too much time overall"
Desmond frowned a little "right… sorry"
The Bandmates were close to them, with Makenna seeming happier than Cord
Confessional: Bandmates
Cord had her arms crossed "first to bottom five." She stared blankly at Makenna "you could've gotten that tip at any time"
Makenna shrugged, "Come on, that was a once in a lifetime experience!"
Cord still didn't seem amused.
"Oh you're just mad you didn't get to ride one"
Cord slowly looked at the camera with a still blank expression.
XXX
Back in Iceland, more teams have moved on to the end of the race. "La Familia, you're ninth" Maria sighed in relief.
"Hall of Famers, you're tenth, with the Wilderness girls following in a class eleventh!" Joe stepped on the chillzone, giving Bea a flirty grin when she stepped on after him. However she seemingly just ignored him.
From there, The Simps and Rivalry Twins were soon to make their own arrivals in the chillzone.
"Simps, you're twelfth, with the Twins getting thirteenth place. Not leaving a whole lot of space for our last few teams!" Richard announced, almost pointedly towards Tamera, who still looked relaxed. Even with an hour left on her penalty.
/
"Come on Laurie!" Kylie continued to yell at her partner "Are you really just going to let that shark beat you down!?"
"I-I-It's harder t-t-than it looks" Laurie whimpered as she tried to keep the shark's jaw from closing down on her leg.
"Oh I'm sure it's super hard! But hey, if you want to lose that's just fine! I'm sure any man would love a housewife as weak as you!" Kylie seemed more and more aggressive as she went on.
Laurie frowned a little towards Kylie "h-h-hey, y-you d-d-don't have to be that mean…"
"Well sorry for being rude. I'm just being realistic. The game so far has only shown you can't get anything done on your own. Perfect for a House. Wife."
Laurie showed a small frown as she furrowed her eyebrows. She brought her fist back and punched the shark hard on its nose. Causing it to loudly whimper and start swimming away. Laurie dropped her frown and immediately started apologizing to the shark as she tried swimming after it.
Kylie slapped her forehead in annoyance.
/
"And it looks like the Bandmates have gotten 14th place" Richard announced. "Leaving a race for last place among our four teams"
Tamera looked down at her nails, while Bonnie was beginning to sweat up a storm. On the beach, Desmond was starting to lose it as Ben began to start working on the windows of the palace. Then out at the water Laurie was still trying to apologize to the shark "Last place is looking more and more interesting from here on"
/
When Laurie was done comforting the shark she started swimming back to Kylie, giving her a soft smile as she held up the tip as Kylie glared angrily.
Ben was still doing windows as Desmond looked over to Kylie and Laurie coming over "s-shoot they're coming!" Desmond panicked before reaching over Ben to try quickly finishing the palace.
"Hey, it's not done yet" Ben tried pushing him back but Desmond still reached around to make some windows.
"Hey we're done!" Desmond waved over to the small judge, who slowly walked over as the Friendship team started getting to work.
The kid rubbed his chin, thinking on if he should accept the castle as Desmond quietly started to sweat. Ben however just looked slightly miffed at Desmond.
The kid smiled and held up the tip to them. "Thanks kid" Desmond nabbed the tip before grabbing Ben by the arm and rushing over to the boats. When they get to the dock Ben tried to slow them down as he dragged his heels.
"Ben, come on we need to just jump into our first boat and get to the chillzone!"
"We need to find a good boat. If we take a shotty one we'll end up getting last place!" Ben was trying to pull his arm away from Desmond.
"The longer we argue about this the faster they'll catch up. Come on bro can't we just take one and go?" Desmond was starting to sound desperate.
Ben sighed "fine. We can take one of those boats. Just don't call me bro" Ben didn't show much emotion as he stepped into the first boat. Desmond frowned slightly, feeling dejected as he got in with him and started firing up the boat.
However, once they were out on the water, Kylie and Laurie were already starting to chase after them in their own boat, which was going much faster.
"U-uh oh" Desmond murmured as Laurie and Kylie started to move past them.
"I told you we shouldn't have taken the first boat we found" Ben stated dryly.
"I was just trying to win," Desmond frowned sadly.
"Trying, yea" Ben crossed his arms.
/
Tamera was standing at the edge of the chillzone with a timer over her just keeping a few minutes left on it.
"Getting nervous girls?" Richard smirked towards them.
"Nervous? Why would I be nervous about this? Like I would go home this early" The vixen's confidence didn't seem to shrink as the teams got closer and closer.
"Hey, if you get out we can always talk about things before you go" he smirked at her, before feeling a rock hit him in the back of the head.
"I'm going to give her so many athletic challenges" Richard growled quietly. Soon however, Laurie and Kylie ran into the chillzone.
"W-we're safe r-right?" Laurie smiled nervously.
"Yep, you guys are still in. But y'know, don't get too confident about it. You guys would be going home if this episode was just about skills and effort"
Laurie looked dejected as Kylie and her moved along. Ben and Desmond were soon to step onto the dock, looking towards Richard and the Last Resorts.
"Shoot, we got to go!" Desmond grabbed Ben's arm again as he started running towards the chillzone. Richard looked down at his watch with a smirk, seeing just a few seconds left for the Last Resorts. Bonnie nervously bit onto her nails in anticipation as the Disaster Duo got closer.
"Last Resort, your time is up"
Tamera and Bonnie dived onto the chillzone, with Desmond and Ben being mere steps away from making it on.
"Last Resort, you guys are also safe!"
"Naturally" Tamera spoke smugly, however, she dropped her proud attitude as she felt Bonnie quietly sniff her hair while nuzzling up to her.
"Get off" Tamera lightly growled.
"Soon…"
Desmond and Ben stepped around them, slowly walking towards Richard "so… are we out?" Desmond worried.
"That's right Desmond" Richard nodded sadly "you are out… which is what I would say if it weren't for the fact one of our teams never even left Monaco! You're both here for another day"
"Another team?" Ben tilted his eyebrow slightly.
/
Kali and Tyson were both sitting in a pool on a large yacht. Tyson had his arms around her shoulders while Kali was drinking from a large cup. Both of their voices then began to play over the scene.
"It sucked we both went so early" Kali started.
"Yea… my bad on that one" Tyson apologized.
"Don't worry about it babe, honestly just not going first is nice enough for me. I just wanted to get to go around the world with you"
"You're too sweet for me baby…"
"It also helps that the prince of Monaco is letting us join his party on his yacht, '' Kali joked.
"No kidding, forget a competition we're gonna be partying with royalty all week!" Tyson proudly celebrated, getting a small chuckle out of his girlfriend as the screen went black.
AN: finally got this new chapter of RR out. This one was a long one alright, and having finals didn't really make it a quicker process lol. But I'm glad I got it done, I've been enjoying the cast so far. Most of them are just simple fun. Which does include our big losers of this chapter Tyson and Kali. I enjoyed their dynamic, and they were a cute couple. But, I just didn't see them going all that much further.