Richard was standing in the middle of a large, dirty city while trying to chat it up with some Brazilian women in carnival costumes. However, it didn't take long for the women to smack him across the face for hitting on them as they started walking away.
Richard just grinned to himself as he rubbed his cheeks "they sure know how to play hard to get here" naturally as they walked away he glanced downwards to make sure he didn't miss anything of importance.
Richard cleared his throat "last time on Total Drama our teams found themselves in Iceland, a freezing hellhole that only Europeans would be willing to live in. And on that small island, the teams had to run through a sea of geysers to repeat a term in the local's native tongue" being Richard, he then showed multiple scenes of Hannah repeating the foreign language wrong.
"After that, they had the choice of eating a disgusting local meal or digging up some fossils. I'm still surprised the legal team said we could just dig up fossils but I won't complain" Richard spoke nonchalantly
"In these challenges we had two separate teams work together, or at least promised to work together to get someone else out" on screen, it shows Kylie and Margaret smiling confidently towards each other while Maria and Laurie looked nervous. "But, not every team that works together could save their rear ends. As the Last Resorts easily sabotaged the Rivalry Twins, sending them home with a sore loser reaction. Will today's losers be just as pathetic? One can sure hope! But we can find out together on… Total Drama Ridickulous race!"
Intro Plays
"Starting off our race today we have team Lovers" Richard teased as Aisling and Arnold stepped forward.
"I told you I didn't want to be called that" Arnold crossed his arms.
Richard just smiled and ignored his protest as he tapped the top of the dick box "have at it you two"
Arnold was still just staring at annoyance at the host as he pulled out their next leg of the race's tip "oh, great we're just flying to Brazil"
Richard jumped right in front of Arnold "yes that's right Arnold!"
On the screen is an image of a Brazilian city "the land of maracas, probably, and beautiful women dressing scantily for Carnival. This is where we will be taking our first challenge"
It cuts back to Arnold and Aisling. "Right thanks" Arnold rolled his eyes before he started running towards the airport with Aisling following suit.
Richard just smiled "well, I hope they enjoy their form of transportation. Better than the last eight teams" he snickered softly as the next few teams started running after them.
Arnold and Aisling ran to the airport, with Arnold stepping up first "we're on the world race thing so make sure we get the best seats you have"
The guy at the front desk looked at the screen in front of him "world race, world race… oh, I gotcha. You're on flight number 5"
"Thank you" Aisling grabbed Arnold's hand before moving towards their flight. However, the blonde stopped in his track when he saw what plane they would be getting on.
"That's not a passenger plane, that's the kind of plane you use when carrying luggage and supplies from place to place" Arnold frowned as he looked around the inside of it "no, that is not even close to what we should be riding in" he turned around "I'll go call us our own plane before I get into a plane like that"
Aisling frowned "if we get on another plane it might take longer and we could get penalized"
Arnold shrugged "that Last Resort team is always cheating and they do just fine"
Aisling moved closer to Arnold and clasped his hands with hers "but what if we went home over it? You still haven't even proved me wrong yet and you want to risk going home now?"
Arnold blushed faintly as he sneered at her "well, what's your 'prediction' for this challenge then?"
Aisling pulled out a glass ball with a smile "we can find that out in the plane"
Arnold looked reluctant but eventually gave in "fine, sure. Let's do this thing" Arnold started walking back into the plane, even if he didn't pull his hand back from Aisling who was still just holding on.
After those two boarded their plane the rest of the teams that were in the lead quickly made their way onboard. The Psychics, Disorganized Disaster, Simps, Wilderness Girls, Hall of Famers, La Familia, and the Bandmates
"Our big winners moved onto what some would call first class, and get to enjoy an early head start to the next leg of the race" Richard announced. Inside the plane, Makenna and Cord were awkwardly looking away from each other as they kept their arms crossed.
In fact, almost the entire plane was seemingly awkward in some way. The only team without any awkwardness is the Psychics, who were just chatting amicably.
"Wonder what all their problems are. Barely anyone is even trying to talk strategy" Joe smirked as he leaned back in his seat.
"Eh, when you're that young you think you have plenty of time to be spiteful" Deion chuckled slightly.
Joe frowned at him "of course, you'd be ageist and go right to judging their age"
Deion frowned slightly "ageist?"
Joe was about to make fun of his partner before frowning "I… I don't know why I said that. I think I'm listening to that Toxic Couple too much…" he frowned more as he sat up in his seat "now I'm starting to get worried… is it normal for someone to get the woke virus?"
Deion shook his head "trust me, I don't see you getting woke. Ever"
Joe sighed in relief as he relaxed again "thanks man"
Not far from them, Rodney was reading Bea a love poem, or rather trying to read her a poem. Or rather, was trying to. Every other word he would fumble up and just made the entire meaning of his words hard to get.
"What is he trying to say?" Sophie innocently asked her grandmother.
Bea shrugged at her "I'm not quite sure, but I'm starting to think he has trouble communicating with people. If he's socially awkward maybe this is his best at making friends" the scoutmaster explained, "we should be nice and try to help him break out of his shell" she spoke softly and quietly.
Sophie smiled and nodded "I did want to try earning my 'good friend' sash. That'll be an easy win"
Meanwhile, as they had their talk Rodney turned to Adam with a small frown "I don't think she liked my poem"
Adam had mostly been ignoring his poetry as he looked towards Maria. Sending her flirty winks whenever she looked his way.
"Adam" Rodney poked him in the side with a frown.
Adam turned towards him "yea big guy, you need something?"
"How do you win over a woman Adam?" Rodney spoke quickly "Bea didn't like my poetry and that's all I had planned for this whole season!"
Adam frowned slightly "Rodney, seriously, you need to find a girl more your… generation. I mean she must have a daughter that's older than you are"
Rodney clasped his hands together "love finds a way, I thought you would get that!" He looked like he was on the verge of tears.
"Fine" Adam sighed "I'll try helping you be alone with her during the challenge. Happy?"
Rodney quickly nodded as he brightened up "yes!"
"Keep your delusions down!" Margaret angrily called towards the duo "I want to at least enjoy the silence on the way up"
Rodney just smiled sadly at her and waved "poor girl must have taken our breakup harder than I expected…"
"Yea, that's it" Adam rolled his eyes.
Meanwhile, the other plane was holding all of the losers. Brains and Brawn, the Unbalanced Friendship, Circus Duo, Polar Opposites, Internet Losers, Last Resort, Turtle School, and the Toxic Couple.
The plane however wasn't nearly as nice as the other one. The entire plane was filled with wild animals in cages or just hanging around. On the ground were many different piles of hay.
"Is this sanitary?" Freddy asked nervously as a goat was currently staring the geek down.
Danny shrugged "could be worse honestly. I'm sure these things are up to date on their rabies vaccines at least"
Ninja in the back would walk up to a smug-looking Tamera with a frown. "H-hey, Tamera. I just want you to know I think you and Bonnie are really mean for sabotaging Maya and Jeremy"
Tamera rolled her eyes as she looked down at her nails "yea, I have no idea what you're talking about"
Ninja glared at the back of her head "you stole their fossil!"
The HBIC shrugged "wasn't theirs if it was just lying on the ground. And the host agreed"
"Just admit you were in the wrong!"
Tamera just filed her nails, not paying the wannabe Ninja any mind.
"Hey, uh, n-not t-t-to gets in the middle of your a-argument but where's your partner?" Laurie quietly asked Tamera.
"The gremlin? She's gone. She said she didn't want to compete so I guess I'm a one-woman team"
"You know you can't do that… right?" Anne asked with a raised eyebrow.
Tamera scoffed as she stood up "watch me"
"Hey, your little friend isn't gone yet!" Monstro interrupted her ego train while looking out the window. The first group's plane was about to take off when Bonnie used the mammoth tusk to puncture a hole into the plane's landing wheel.
Every loser quickly turned to look at Tamera, who simply scoffed. "There's no way I'm gonna go down there. Planes are landing it could totally ruin my hair"
The winner's place came to a screeching halt as Bonnie ran back to try catching a lift on the loser's plane.
"In a shocking turn of events, yesterday's winners are now today's losers. Those on the second flight will now be taking off early" Richard announced.
All of the losers immediately cheered as they began their trek across the ocean.
Their flight eventually landed in what looked like an uninhabited Amazonian jungle. The 8 teams quickly ran out of the plane and into the open as they reached for their dick…tip.
"It's a botch-or-watch… oh no" Anne whimpered pathetically.
"In this botch-or-watch, those who didn't swim with the sharks now have to reach into this nice, comfy glove" Richard spoke as he walked towards a glove tied to a long stick "but of course inside the glove isn't as comfy as it seems" he throws a chicken leg into the air before it was swiftly eaten by whatever was inside "man, who knew ants were this dangerous!?"
All of the contestants backed up and away from the bullet ants, worried about what they'd do to your hand if they got a hold of it. The only contestant to be man enough to go forward was the small sad clown Piccolo.
While everyone watched in awe, he reached his hand into the mitten and effortlessly pulled the tip out. However, his hand was now awfully swollen.
Monstro watched in awe as he took the tip from his partner "how did you do that!?" He asked in a mix of disbelief and proudness for his partner.
Piccolo just looked at him "I stopped feeling pain years ago" he honked his nose with his swollen hand.
However, before Monstro could read the tip Kylie jumped forward and pushed Piccolo onto the ground "there is no way I'm getting outdone by a clown!"
Kylie shoved her hand into the glove before pulling the tip out as quickly as she could. Laurie jogged over and took the tip, before looking at her partner nervously "w-will you be ok?"
Kylie nods confidently as her hand swells. A tear slowly streaked down her face "I've never felt better!"
Laurie just awkwardly nodded "r-right…" she looked down at the tip "oh, this isn't so bad" she smiled.
The camera cuts to a cliff, however, Richard wasn't there. After a few moments, his fearful screams could be heard as he rode across the valley and smashed face-first into a tree. He slowly slid down the tree with a pained grunt.
The camera goes to static before a random young woman in a red vest appeared with a script in her hand next to where Richard crashed "uh… teams have to cross the valley somehow and after that, they have to crack some coconuts… was that good?" She looked off-screen as the cameraman gave her a thumbs up.
"Let's get going!" Kylie yelled while grabbing her partner with her swollen hand.
Monstro and Piccolo just looked at each other before walking after them.
Shiro cracked his knuckles as he stepped forward next. "Are you sure you'll be fine handling those ants sensei?"
Shiro waved his hands "don't worry young grasshopper. The ants can sense fear, so if you're not scared of them" he reached in and grabbed the tip effortlessly "they won't be scared of you"
Ninja's eyes widened in surprise "how did you do that!?"
Shiro smiled "patience… and experience"
Confessional: Shiro
Shiro chuckled while shrugging his shoulders "I didn't think that would work!" He laughed "I mean, I was just hoping that would impress Ninja mostly"
In the background, Ninja was looking down at the mitten with a curious face, before shoving her hand into it. She quickly pulled her hand back to see it was swollen as she screamed loudly in pain.
"Oh shi-" Shiro's eyes widened before he quickly turned around to run towards Ninja.
XXX
The two teams in the lead made their way to the cliffs. Laurie nervously looked down the cliff "t-that's… a l-long fall…"
Kylie looked around the area "huh… was kind of hoping they'd at least have a way over in the area. Maybe monkey bars over the fall or something"
"Guess we'll need to be creative" Monstro spoke while looking down at Piccolo.
"No thanks" Piccolo moved Monstro's hand to grab the top of his head "you can just throw me over instead"
Monstro looked down at his partner before just shrugging his shoulders and chucking him across the cliff, landing face-first into the dirt.
"Now! How do I get across?" Monstro called towards his partner.
Piccolo raised his head, spitting dirt out of his mouth as he stood up "you can solve that on your own while I get us our next tip" before his partner could question him he just started running away.
Monstro frowned, looking around for a way across when he was suddenly pushed off the cliff by Kylie and Laurie "out of the way big guy!" Kylie yelled as they flew past him on some vines. The giant idiot didn't see them coming however and fell right off the cliff and down into the water below.
When the Unbalanced Friendship got to the other side of the cliff, they found the coconuts with the tips apparently inside them along with hammers lying around on the ground. However, what the two 'friends' found was a wave of coconuts, way more than they expected.
"Well… this may be a pain" Kylie murmured while watching Piccolo making a pile of coconuts he cracked open with his own forehead.
Back at the bullet ants, Anne was trying to calm herself before reaching in. She turned back to Hope "ok, Hope, do you have any really good jokes?"
Hope frowned "A man walks into the library. "Hello ma'am I'd like to borrow a book about committing suicide" The librarian replies, "No, you won't give it back"
Anne looked at her "that's not very fun"
"I'm sorry… I don't really have much of a… funny bone" Hope murmured while rubbing her arm awkwardly.
Anne just sighed softly before turning around with a bright smile, looking inside the mit to see if there's a way to get the tip without getting bit all over.
"I totally ruined that" Hope murmured dejectedly as she turned away from Anne.
Guy and Blake were not far from the two of them as Guy smirked slightly at Blake "hey, dude. Wanna do something funny?"
Blake looked at him "as long as you don't promise me Reddit Karma for it"
Guy slowly moved his phone back into his pocket "yea, no. I wasn't planning to" Blake just nods before moving in front of Hope.
"Dude, I told you to stop stepping on my shoes!" Guy yelled angrily, shoving his friend over as hard as he could into Hope.
Blake stumbled back into Hope, causing a chain reaction as the very small and weak girl is pushed back hard enough to push Anne face-first into the ants.
Anne groaned weakly as she pulled her face out of the mitten and looked towards the group. Freddy and Danny looked grossed out while Guy and Blake were just snapping pictures of her "this is too good" Guy smirked.
Anne just looked at the group funny. And not in the funny way of having her entire face being bloated but in confusion.
Hope slowly raised herself back up, covering her mouth in shock as she looked at her partner.
"What's wrong?" Anne asked through the bloating made it harder to understand her.
"N-nothing… you look as beau- great as always" she smiled meekly before grabbing her arm to lead her ahead.
Confessional: Polar Opposites
Anne was currently feeling her face, rubbing the bumps on her face "on the bright side, I can't feel a thing!"
Hope frowned "t-that doesn't sound like an upside"
Anne just smiled and shrugged "it's good because I don't have to worry knowing about if I just ate one of those ants, or part of my tongue"
Hope quietly glanced at the camera "I can't believe I did this…"
XXX
"Oh, that was good good" Guy smirked as he started typing on his phone.
"That was sickening!" Hannah spoke up, staring furiously at the two internet losers. For once, even Joshua looked upset alongside her.
"What are you so mad about cow?" Guy side-eyed her.
"Cow!? I thought someone with an alternate lifestyle would understand you can't judge people for their size!"
Guy and Blake just look at her before walking away.
"Hey don't walk away when I'm talking to you!" Joshua grabbed his partner by the arm to stop her from following them.
"H-Hannah, they're internet trolls. You really shouldn't w-w-worry about them so much…"
"Are you Mansplaining to me?" Joshua could feel the venom coming from her voice as he just weakly whimpered.
"G-go ahead. S-sorry" Joshua let her go chase after them.
"The second flight is now on its way, so those teams that are ahead better start picking up their paces" Richard announced as Freddy hesitantly reached into the mitten "will yesterday's losers be able to pull through and become today's winners? Find out after the break"
After the break, it cuts to the cliff, where Monstro was still trying to find his way over. He was soaking wet as he had made his way back to the top again "How am I supposed to get past?" He asked himself.
He sighed sadly before leaning against a tall tree that was just standing next to him. Not knowing his own strength, he accidentally pushed the tree over the pitfall. Making a much easier way across as he fell on his face.
"Monstro, you genius!" He smiled, getting on his hands to push himself back up only for the Toxic Couple and Polar Opposites to just step on him to run across.
He groaned weakly as his face planted harder in the ground.
"Sorry M-Monstro" Joshua apologized as they started making their way across the tree. The further they went, however, the more the parts under Hannah began to crack from the pressure.
Hannah looked towards Anne, expecting her to be making a weight joke, however, she could see Anne was barely able to even see where she was going. Hope had to physically lead her across the bridge with her hands.
"It's good to see women looking out for each other" Hannah smiled.
Behind them, Hannah could hear an annoying man's voice "heads up!" Joe yelled before chucking a log at Anne's head. Naturally, he was using the hand that wasn't swollen from the bites. Anne couldn't see it coming and got hit head-on, sending her falling as all she could do was scream.
"Anne!" Hope yelled before jumping down after her.
Deion slowly caught up with Joe, breathing heavily "did… you have to push Freddy out of the way to put your hand in the mitten?"
Joe nods "yes! Because we're now leading the whole cast. We're only behind, like, five people" Joe jumped onto the log, however, as he walked forward he bumped softly into Joshua and Hannah.
"You… two going to move ahead?" Joe asked while pointing at the two.
"I would never move for a MAN who just thinks he can hit anyone to get what he wants!?"
"Y-yea that's r-really not ok" Joshua agreed, before getting a pat on the back to let him know his strong iron-willed girlfriend can handle this.
Joe just rolled his eyes "fine, sorry for leaving you two up here" The former all-star just tried to push both of them off, however, Hannah was a lot harder to push than he was expecting "huh" he frowned before trying to push her again, only to get the same results.
"Nice try" Hannah mocked before using her body to slam into Joe, shoving him back off the log and onto his ass before Hannah and Joshua continued their walk over the log.
Deion laughed softly at Joe as he started walking over the log "nice try Joe. You really showed her up"
Joe fake laughed as he slowly got up, groaning as he rubbed his hip "are we sure that's not a fat guy in a wig?" Joe asked while following his partner "I mean, seriously, there's no way she could push me down if she's just some pile of fat"
Past them, the Big and Small duo were trying to crack through as many coconuts as they could, however, they really hadn't made any progress so far.
"This is going to take forever!" Freddy groaned as he tossed a coconut over his shoulder "do they expect us to keep breaking through these until we get one?"
Danny shrugged as he just ripped a coconut open before tossing it aside "who knows, maybe there's a lot of tickets in here and they're just not telling us that"
Freddy just sighed and fell face forward, hitting a coconut with his forehead, cracking it open as a tip popped out.
"Freddy, that's our tip!" Danny pointed it out with a wide grin.
"Wha-" Freddy slowly raised his head up "oh, sweet. I meant for that" He smiled confidently while rubbing his forehead before picking up the tip.
"Oh, this isn't so bad" Freddy smiled.
Richard was standing at another part of the forest, sitting on a table with a white cloth over it "that's right. After a team has finished its coconut chase they will be coming over to these tables and will make realistic and or just good carnival costumes like this local is displaying."
Richard walked over to a tall tan woman in a carnival costume, she had a glistening two-piece and helmet that had bright and dark blue feathers coming from it "if you're gonna be in that carnival call me back. I'll definitely wanna see more of this" he gestured towards her.
Further back, only a handful of teams still had to get through the bullet ants. The Bandmates were effectively the only group that was still stuck at the ants section.
"Come on Cord, you can grab a little tip right? You're made out of stronger stuff than them!" Makenna cheered.
Cord closed her eyes and took a breath before reaching inside. Eventually, she pulled it back out without any of it being swollen. She held up the tip and showed the faintest feeling of relief.
"That was great!" Makenna smiled proudly for her friend as she clapped her hard on the back.
Cord however wasn't expecting Makenna to suddenly praise her like that as she stumbled forward. She hit the stick that was holding the mitten up as it fell down onto the ground.
"Oh no…" Cord murmured out of fear before grabbing Makenna and sprinting ahead with the tip.
The bullet ants were like a pack of piranhas as they chased after the two rocker girls. The bullet ants behind them bite into anything they crawl over, including a large panther that vanished once they crawled over it.
Cord and Makenna reach the tree bridge, where the Disorganized Disaster was slowly making progress across.
"You two need to hurry up!" Makenna warned as they tried pushing past them.
"Slow down, Ben is taking his time to make sure neither of us falls" Desmond smiled at his partner, who looked a little uncomfortable as he nodded.
"Well, there's worse than falling" Cord noted while pointing behind herself.
Desmond's face almost immediately dropped as he grabbed his partner under his arm before sprinting across the log. The Bandmates ran after them and got to the other side as the bullet ants tried crossing over after them.
When the group was already over Desmond set Ben down to start slowly pushing the log off the cliff "ok… we're safe now" he sighed in relief as he slowly stood back up "well, thanks for the warning girls. Now we can go crack some nuts!" He grabbed Ben's hand to run over to the majority of the teams.
Cord looked at Makenna, not changing her expression as she just stared at her.
"Why are you looking at me that way?" Cord just continued to stare "it was a total accident, and now we're caught back up with everyone too!" staring intensifies slowly.
Makenna groaned softly "fine, I'm sorry. Happy? That was totally my bad and I shouldn't have slapped your back like that"
Cord just nods her head, smiling faintly at the rocker girl "thank you. All I wanted was for you to admit we shouldn't have dealt so long with the sharks or mess with those ants"
Makenna rubbed her neck awkwardly "I just wanted to be here for some fun… but if you want to take this seriously and win I will try my best to make sure you have fun" Makenna smiled.
Cord slowly nodded her head, smiling softly "when we have a more consistent lead I'll let you have your fun" she pats her shoulder before running ahead. Makenna smiled a bit before going after her.
At the coconuts, the teams were trying to move ahead as they smash the coconuts as fast as they can. Arnold was simply breaking through multiple different coconuts with a hammer, not finding any luck as a pile was beginning to form behind him.
Aisling walked up to him holding a coconut "excuse me my dear Arnold, but I wished to share with you, a coconut that I predict has the tip inside it"
Arnold raised his eyebrow at her before smacking another coconut and getting nothing "sounds like a waste of time"
Aisling frowned before dropping the coconut down on the ground, causing it to crack open. Inside was a tip as Aisling smiled and crossed her arm "see? I got it"
Arnold looked at her before picking up the tip. He then threw it over his shoulder "after getting into that ship that slowed us down I'm not dealing with that"
He goes right back to cracking other coconuts.
Not far from them Ninja was spending the time using a long sharp blade to just cut through multiple coconuts at once. However, none of them came out with a tip.
Ninja frowned slightly at the slow process before walking up to a large pile of them. She closed her eyes and set the blade down to her side. She took a deep breath before slicing her blade across the pile.
After a few moments, all of the coconuts were sliced in half as several different tips dropped out of them. However, the other contestants were watching and quickly swooped in to take a tip as fast as they can. Before Ninja could even know what had happened the Circus duo, Last Resorts, Familia, and Internet Losers were already gone with their tips.
Ninja frowned as they all ran off "I should've been faster…"
"Don't worry about it Ninja" she looked down to see Shiro with a confident smile on his face.
"But I failed to get the ti-" she was cut off by Shiro raising the tip high up in the air.
"Your sensei didn't become a master with slow hands Ninja. I was so fast I was able to nab this tip and then some" Shiro smirked, though it was more at the camera than anyone else.
Further ahead, Bonnie and Tamera were running with the tip when the HBIC started slowing down with a small frown as she looked down "where did my bra go?"
Further ahead, some teams had actually managed to start making their costumes. The Wilderness girls were quickly spreading glue along a set of light purple feathers. Sophie's hands moved a lot faster than one would expect as she was pretty quick to make a feathered cap.
Sophie smiled proudly as she put it on her head.
Confessional: Wilderness Girls
Sophie smiled as she already had the whole carnival costume on, being a feather cap with a skirt made out of purple feathers "I always read about carnival in magazines, but I never thought I'd wear one of those outfits" she smiled as she moved her feather cap around.
Bea smiled and pat her head "maybe when we get back we can have a little carnival put on for the town. I'm sure you girls would make an amazing float"
Sophie nods a bit as she pulled out a book "I read about some good ones recently. I wonder if I can find any of those"
Bea frowned before taking the book "if we're lucky when we finish the race we can go look at some floats in person"
"That'll take more time but I suppose that works" Sophie murmured before trying to take her book back.
Bea just shook her head as she held it above herself.
XXX
La Familia was also getting to work on their costume, with Margaret just using a glue bottle to glue pieces of the feathers to Maria's hair and attire.
"D-do we have to do it this way?" Maria looked nervous as more glue got in her hair.
"It's fine" Margaret shoved multiple feathers in her hair "this'll have a more natural look… or something like that"
Maria just sighed in defeat, not wanting to argue with her.
Behind them, Guy and Blake were and looked bored while gluing some pieces together. Blake slowly smirked as he glued some pieces together "hey, Guy, wanna see my prank? It'll blow yours right out of the water!"
Guy just scoffed "I'd love to see that"
Blake just grabbed two different containers of glue before walking towards La Familia. He slowly started taking off the tip of the glue bottles while Margaret was busy making their costume Blake quickly moved towards her and squirted all of the insides of the glue onto her body.
"What the hell!?" Margaret growled, quickly turning around, glaring a hole through Blake's head when he suddenly dumped a pile of feathers onto her.
Further away from them, Guy laughed mockingly "oh man, she totally looks like a giant turkey!" He laughed so hard that milk started coming out of his nose.
Next to him was the Psychics who just looked in horror "dude" Jaime murmured, "what the hell just came out of your nose?"
Guy chuckled "your stupid partner wouldn't get this" he gestures at Dawn " But when you laugh really hard sometimes milk comes out of your nose"
"But…" Dawn just looked more confused "But you weren't drinking any milk…"
Before Guy could answer her question they all heard a loud smack. Guy turned back around to see Blake walking towards his partner with a black eye. Guy stared at him before smirking "totally worth it"
"Oh, yea" Blake grinned before high-fiving him.
Almost all of the teams were already at the costume phase, however, some of the teams were well ahead of the others.
Bonnie was dressed up in a simple two-piece that perfectly matches the one the local was wearing. Next to her, Tamera was wearing a totally different costume that was practically made to steal people's attention.
The feathers were long and elegant, all in a dark red color as they were all moved to not cover any of her figure.
The local looked genuinely impressed by her costume before giving them their next tip.
"Thank you" Tamera smirked as she nabbed the tip. "I know exactly how to show it"
Confessional: Last Resorts
Tamera had a confident smile on her face as she crossed her arms before some trees. "Yea, I always know how to get people to look my way. Even just walking around, I know people are looking"
Bonnie grinned and nodded "Tammy can just stand there and I'll happily stare"
Tamera side-eyed her before grabbing a bag from an intern off-screen and putting it on her head.
"There we go. You should consider keeping that on, it makes it 25% easier to look at"
"Really!?" Bonnie seemed excited "so does that mean you like looking at the rest of me!?" She started moving closer before the HBIC pushed her back by placing a hand on her bagged head.
"I said 25% more. 25% of looking ok is on the same page as a guy in socks and sandals and a my little pony shirt" she deadpanned.
XXX
Bonnie looked over her shoulder "ooo, this could be fun"
Richard was standing off the ledge of a cliff with a smile "in this leg of the race, you'll be doing something that was always on my bucket list"
Richard grabbed a hang glider before jumping off the side of the cliff "woooo!" He cheered as he slowly landed at the chill zone.
"And when you land at the chill zone you're safe" he tossed the glider aside with a pumped-up expression "man that was awesome though! Can I do that again before the contestants get here?" He asked offscreen "no? Damn"
Back at the top of the cliff, a bagged Bonnie followed closely behind Tamera. "So we just gotta take one?"
Tamera nods before smirking to herself. She walked towards a random hang glider and formed a small puncture inside of it.
"Is that necessary?" Bonnie asked while raising the bag up enough to look at her.
Tamera shoved the bag back down on her head "yes, I'm very sure of that. Now come on, only the best deserves first" Tamera shoved her partner towards one of the hang gliders.
Bonnie grabbed onto one of the purple ones, being followed quickly by Tamera who started pushing off before Bonnie was even totally ready.
"No- wait!" Bonnie yelled as they took off. She didn't manage to actually get a good grip on the glider as Tamera took off.
Bonnie almost immediately lost her grip on the glider and latched onto Tamera's legs to stay on.
"Don't ruin my boots" Tamera glared down at her, trying to kick her off so she didn't spread her ugly to the boots.
"J-just let me hold on until we land- please!" Bonnie moved up to hold on tighter, before grinning perversely as she rest her head on her 'lower back'.
Tamera blushed faintly, just trying to push her off even harder as they crashed down into the sand. Tamera and Bonnie groaned in pain as they lay on the ground.
Richard, a few feet away at the chill zone chuckled a bit "here I was thinking you two could actually get first"
After a few moments, as Bonnie and Tamera tried getting back up, another team swooped in to steal the lead.
"Brains, Brawn. Congrats! You're both first!" Richard announced with a smirk.
Freddy and Danny grinned before high-fiving each other "oh yea!" Danny grinned "easy win"
Freddy nods as he pushed his glasses up "that one was way easier than the last challenge"
"Yea yea yea" Richard rolled his eyes at the two "I'm just happy you were the Psy-" as Richard spoke Jaime and Dawn landed right on top of the Brains and Brawn. All the host could do was sigh "you two always have to do well, don't you?"
Jaime just smiled nervously "w-we just really work well together"
"Yea, right" he threw his thumb over his shoulder "you're second place, go do whatever it is you two do"
Jaime and Dawn just smile as they help the other team up and start walking off-screen. After a few moments, Bonnie and Tamera walked forward and onto the chill zone.
"Well, you guys didn't actually do anything too bad this time, so I think this time I can let you two past…" he trailed off as he just stared down at Tamera's chest.
Tamera just knocked him on the top of the head "don't even try it scumbag. I'm not nearly in the mood to deal with you" she started walking away with Bonnie in toe.
"Come on third isn't so bad" Bonnie tried reasoning.
"Just shut up! You're my problem if anything" the HBIC yelled.
Back at the local judge, many people were getting passes or 'a-ok's' from the local. Joe had formed his feathers to give him more of a luchador mask; Hannah made Joshua wear a totally realistic and respectful copy of the local style. She also had the headband read 'made in Brazil'; and the Bandmates had a costume with long feathers with black tips that were supposed to make Makenna look as Rockin as humanly possible with feathers all over her body.
At the beach, meanwhile, Ninja was using the hang glider while Shiro rode on top of it to garner some cool kid points.
"Dropping in in style!" Richard smirked before Monstro just came running towards the host with his head smashed through the top, while Piccolo just weakly held onto his foot. Both were soaking wet "and… not so stylish"
the camera went to black as team images appeared "Turtle School gets 4th, Circus Duo is 5th! In 6th, we have the beauty and the beast, the Polar Opposites, and 7th is our lovely Lovers!" Anne still had a puffy face and Hope still looked extremely worried for her.
While Maria was focused on continuing to make the La Familia outfit, Margaret was stomping towards Laurie and Kylie who was slowly making progress on their outfit.
"For once I'm glad your dad made you a foo-foo lady" Kylie taunted her partner "I hate this kinda stuff"
"It's n-not so bad" Laurie murmured quietly while gluing more pieces together.
"Whatever you say" Kylie shrugged before looking at Margaret, who looked like she was tarred and feather. The kill-joy just tried to stifle a snicker "you guys should be able to move ahead with that kind of costume"
Margaret just grabbed her by the collar of her shirt "we're eliminating the Internet Losers. Now"
Kylie smirked a bit "sure, that should be more than easy. Check it" Kylie started walking towards Guy and Blake, who were mostly done with their costume.
Kylie smirked to herself, before angrily stomping down on Guy's foot, causing him to yelp in pain "what the hell!?"
"Sorry, I saw a bug" Kylie smirked before stepping on Blake's foot. "Saw one there too"
"I know women can't drive but you should have some cognitive ability!" Guy yelled angrily at her, as both of the guys turned away from their costume.
While they were looking away Margaret tore up their costume with a wide smirk on her face. Once it was done to shreds she snuck back around "good way to deal with this, until they fuck with me next time" she murmured.
When she got back to her partner, she just found Adam working on their costume while Maria watched him.
"What are you doing?" Margaret frowned at them.
Adam just smiled at her "oh, Rodney was finishing up our costume so I thought I'd finish yours" he smiled and held up the result of his work, which honestly looked better than what the two of them had been doing "sadly I couldn't make it as beautiful as Maria"
The redhead blushed faintly as she took it "thank you, Adam"
He just blew her a kiss before going back to his big partner. Maria turned back towards Maria and handed her the costume, which the mafia boss snatched from her "great"
Further ahead, multiple teams were getting to the hang gliders. Currently the Disorganized Disaster, Bandmates, and Wilderness girls.
"Do you remember the book that told you how to pilot one of these things?" Bea cautiously asked her granddaughter.
Sophie nods "oh yea, it's not too hard. Probably. I never really tried it" she smiled up at her.
Bea took a deep breath "just give me a moment. I'll be ready in a moment"
Not far from them, Ben stopped Desmond in his track. He put his finger in his mouth, before raising it into the air to make sure the wind was right. Desmond however didn't do anything to stop him from taking his time, just smiling and sitting down as he waited for Ben to come to a conclusion.
Makenna and Cord just rush right to the gliders. Makenna gave Cord small puppy dog eyes as she latched onto the hanger "can we pleeeeaaaase fly around for a while? Pretty please please please?"
Cord looked at her before sighing "yes, fine. Some of the other teams still have to finish their costumes so we have some time"
Makenna internally cheered while pumping her fist before the duo took off. Flying high into the sky before doing a twirl in the air.
Bea watched nervously as they did a barrel roll in the air. Feeling sick just watching them. Sophie however noticed how her grandma watched them and smiled softly at her.
"Hey, grandma, we don't have to fly into the sky if you don't want. It might be… dangerous for someone in your age group" she continued to smile as Bea frowned down at Sophie.
The old lady grabbed onto the handle before turning to her girl scout "get ready" was all she said before taking to the sky. Sophie clung on tight as Bea just had a look of determination.
Confessional: Wilderness girls
Sophie had a small, smug smile on her face even though her hair was done up in a big mess "I knew I just had to play some old fashioned reverse psychology"
Bea looked unamused "it's rude to psychologically mess with someone. Especially family"
Sophie smiled still as she pulled out a large book "it says in here that it's important to be able to convince your challenge in any way you can"
Bea raised an eyebrow at her "what book is that?"
Sophie showed her the book titled 'how to mother 101'
"Ok, you don't need that one either" Bea snatched it from her granddaughter.
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"More and more teams are racing across the line!" Richard announced, as at the chill zone the Hall of Famers flew right past the finish line. After them came a soaking wet Hannah and Joshua.
"For the first time in my life, I wish a woman was a whole lot dryer" Richard murmured "but anyways, Farmers you two got 8th. Toxic chick, you and your male wife are 9th"
Hannah rolled her eyes as she moved along. Richard was about to move on when suddenly the Bandmates and Wilderness girls crash-landed right in front of him.
"Oh, wasn't expecting it to start raining women" Richard joked with a small smirk. He waited for the two teams to laugh at his joke but they were all in too much pain, with the small child being crushed at the bottom of the pile.
"Fine, whatever" Richard rolled his eyes "Wilderness girls, you're 10th. Bandmates are 11th"
Makenna weakly raised her fist up "worth it"
Back at the costumes, the Internet Losers were still working hard on the costume but they were so far behind they just didn't have the chance to even finish their costume before the Simps and La Familia finished their costumes and get the tips to go ahead.
All that was left at the costume besides the Internet Losers was the unbalanced Friendship. Laurie had finished the first costume and was quietly waiting for Kylie to look away from her work.
"H-h-hey Kylie… c-can you go grab me some sparkle please?"
Kylie groaned "I really don't know why you're taking so long but whatever, I'll get it" Kylie started walking away, and while she was distracted Laurie quickly and quietly handed the Internet Losers a costume that she just quickly finished.
The two of them looked at her funny "I-I don't think what Margaret and Kylie did was f-f-fair" she whispered.
Guy and Blake just took it, not thanking her or anything as they just ran off. Quickly getting a thumbs up from the local before Laurie could even truly react.
Kylie quickly turned around with a scowl "how did they make theirs so fast!?" Laurie just meekly shrugged, glancing away from her. Kylie silently stared at her before slapping her forehead "you made them one didn't you?"
Laurie glanced away "ours i-i-is done" she puts it on before going to the local, who gives them a thumbs up.
Laurie took the tip and just kept running before Kylie could fully let out her rage on her partner.
Further ahead, the only other three teams not at the chill zone were getting ready. Ben was cautiously gripping onto the handling of their hang glider to make sure that the velocity would fit perfectly.
Next to them came the Simps and La Familia, who effectively just rushed two of the only hang gliders left. La Familia had an easier time flying in the air, but Rodney and Adam's size difference they almost immediately crashed hard into the ocean.
Adam eventually came up from the water, spitting some out of his mouth "well, I wish I saw that one coming"
Rodney came out of the water next, panting slightly "oh man… that was awesome!" The large farmboy cheered as he raised his fists into the air.
Adam chuckled "let's just focus on getting to the coast" The two of them began to swim towards the shore.
At the top of the cliff, Ben and Desmond were getting ready to take off as Guy and Blake ran to the first hang glider they could grab. Not wasing any time the two took off.
"Later suckers" Guy smirked at the Disorganized Disaster before taking off.
Desmond looked at Ben "s-should we start taking off soon?" He asked nervously.
"I'm almost ready" Ben murmured while positioning himself.
Before long Kylie and Laurie came running to the last open hang glider "wait, there's still someone back here?" Kylie frowned looking at Desmond and Ben.
"T-t-they always take their time on challenges" Laurie murmured "we can still m-m-make it"
"Still too close for me" she murmured as they jumped off the cliff. Kylie and Laurie were quick to catch up to the Internet Losers, who were going very slow.
The two girls looked up and noticed that their hang glider had a huge hole in it "huh, I guess Margaret did that one" she smirked at her partner "good to know you didn't screw us out of a win"
Laurie just nodded quietly. Further back, Ben was finally ready to take off as they hopped off the side. Before anyone could react, Ben and Desmond soared right to Richard, right before La Familia without any effort.
"I have to say I'm seriously impressed" Richard looked shocked "how did you two get here so fast?"
Desmond smiled "Ben put a lot of effort into making sure we'd get here as fast as possible"
Richard looked unimpressed now "yea, you probably could've gotten here faster if you just went right ahead but whatever. You're twelfth"
After them came La Familia, who were just as surprised as Richard had been "yea, you're both thirteenth. Leaving only two more spots left in the race!"
In the water, Adam frowned, with the two teams in the sky they were going to get there way earlier than they would. He then looked towards the beach, and saw Bea and Sophie going into a changing room to presumably get changed for the beach.
"Hey, Rodney" Adam grinned at his partner "do you see your…" he sighed "gal pal? It looks like she's about to change for some beach fun"
Rodney gasped as he looked up and towards the beach to see what he saw "no way!" Rodney grinned as he started immediately picking up his speed. Adam jumped onto his back and latched on as they sped towards the shore.
Meanwhile, up in the sky Guy and Blake saw how fast the Simps were going "we're going to get out if we keep losing speed!" Blake warned his partner.
Guy looked at the hole in the glider, before looking down to see the Friendship duo slowly flying ahead of them.
"I got this!" Guy turned the glider to ram into theirs, sending both teams crashing down onto the ground. All four groaned weakly as Rodney and Adam just ran past them and then right past the chill zone.
"Hey guys-" Richard was cut off by Rodney and Adam just going towards Bea and Maria "eh, I guess I can't blame them… at least not Adam anyways. Simps are fourteenth! Leaving our last two teams"
At the front of the beach, the two teams were slowly getting up. Guy shoved Laurie's head down to push himself up before grabbing Blake and running ahead. Kylie got up once they had already gotten a head start, pulling Laurie up and trying to keep her running with her.
Guy, being the fat pig he was barely kept his lead over the two girls, but as him and Blake got close he dove onto the chill zone before the girls could grab him.
"And the Internet Losers are 15th. Meaning they are safe" Richard announced as the Friendship slowed down to a crawl. "Sorry ladies, but you're both out"
Laurie tried to force back a tear while Kylie just looked like she was about to explode "is what I would say if this weren't a non-elimination round!"
They both gasp in surprise "w-w-we're still in?" Laurie whispered in shock.
"You sure are" Richard smiled "so for the rest of the day, our crew decided it was about time you contestants got a little break for not being totally pathetic"
The host pointed behind him to show changing rooms, food, and small games the other teams were already getting ready to play "soon we'll be back to the race, but I thought we could use some fun before it gets serious"
Kylie crossed her arm at him "you're just wanting to see the girls in bikinis aren't you"
Richard smirked with a shrug "I missed out on a bikini Tess let me have this one"
"Whatever" Kylie rolled her eyes "I'm just glad we're safe… so I can kick Guy's ass next challenge!"
Richard snickered slightly "that's the spirit! Now, if you'll excuse me, I gotta go see what Dawn and Aisling change into" he smirked as he started walking off.
Laurie quietly looked at Kylie, before slowly going to go join the others, avoiding stepping on Guy and Blake who were still lying on the chill zone. While Kylie made sure to step hard on them.
AN: not much to say, just hope this was entertaining enough to not be a drag of a fodder challenge. But, besides that all I have to say is, I forgot to put their swim suits on the form. So if you have them that would be very worth sharing in PM. Mainly because I forgot a later challenge even had them in those suits lol.