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Chapter 23 -

"And how are you on this fine night?" Harry asked, smiling kindly, acting like he hadn't noticed the ten vampires that just entered the room the second he started speaking, well...that was wrong actually. They hadn't really entered the room as much as they had actually stayed hidden until now. Harry had no doubt that this was quite simply an attempt to intimidate him, unfortunately for them his ability to detect magic had let him know immediately that they were there, also the fact that he could wipe them all out with barely any effort also helped to negate any of the effectiveness that their scare tactics held.

"Quite good." Count Dracula said in a casual voice, masterfully hiding his disappointment at how the boy in front of him had not even reacted to his bodyguard.

"Oh, and what have you been doing today?" Harry asked, adopting the same casual voice. "Or...rather...tonight." Harry corrected.

"Oh, how nice of you to ask. It is just really more of the usual days for a vampire king, you know how it is." He said just before he held out a hand, a servant quickly rushed over, a glass cup in one hand and a bottle of blood in the other. The servant placed the cup in Count Dracula's hand before he quickly poured the drink in, once the cup was full he nodded to Dracula before he closed the bottle and moved away, stopping a short distance back in case the King wanted anymore blood. "Drink blood, spill the blood of my enemies and drink it, rule over my people, drink some more blood and so on and so forth." Count Dracula responded, before he took a moment to sip some of his blood. "Ah," He let out a small but content sigh once he finished taking a sip. "there is absolutely nothing like a bit of A positive to truly wake a vampire up."

"Hmm, your life sounds quite interesting. Unfortunately the drinking blood part doesn't really appeal to me, I cannot for the life of me work out why." Harry said in a dry voice, he shrugged as if genuinely could not work out why.

"You know, I could change that for you, if you want me to." Count Dracula offered, his tongue shot out and licked his lips before it shot back into his mouth, he was currently looking at Harry like he was a thirteen year old boy sized pizza slice.

"Hmm, now that is quite a tempting offer," Harry said in a thoughtful voice. "very tempting, but unfortunately it is one that I must refuse, I am sure you understand."

"Not really but I am more than capable of pretending that I do understand if that will make you feel better." Count Dracula replied, a smirk on his lips.

"That would be absolutely brilliant." Harry smiled, before his eyes shifted to the woman on the throne. "Hmm, and I suppose this will be your queen?" Harry asked.

"Of course," The corners of Count Dracula's lips curled up. "this is my wife, she has gone by many names over the years. Such as Maria, Mary, currently she is called Martha."

"Martha," Harry repeated as if testing out the name. "A lovely name, I...I feel like I should know you." Harry said to Martha.

"Oh?" She asked, raising an eyebrow, speaking for the first time since Harry got here.

"Yes," Harry frowned for a few moments before his frown was replaced with a knowing smile. "I know, do correct me if I am wrong, but you used to be known as the 'Maria - 'Mother of Bats', is that right?" Harry asked.

"I..." The woman's face had quickly gone from curious to immensely irritated to incredibly angry before it was finally settling down into extremely forced calmness. "that may have been a name that people called me by, I do not deny that. However the story behind it is not true."

"Oh?" Harry asked raising an eyebrow. "Do go on, this sounds, very, very interesting."

"The former King," Count Dracula interrupted, he began speaking, ignoring how uncomfortable his queen and wife was looking. "was her father, he spread rumours of her mating with bats for one reason or the other. Most likely to stop people from wanting to have sex with her, that is my theory anyway, I doubt anyone has ever understood how the old man used to think."

"But that did not stop you?" Harry asked, a questioning tone evident.

"Of course not," Count Dracula snorted. "I knew the old bastard was lying about that, heck even if he was then I would have had my way with her anyway, just to get back at the old prick." Count Dracula grinned, remembering the lovely time he had spent with the former king during his last few moments alive (or rather undead), he could still remember the king's last words. 'No, Dracula! What are you doing with that stake?!'.

"Hmm," Harry hummed as he looked back and forth between the King and Queen. "this is all really interesting, but I hope you do not mind if we now just hurry up and skip the pleasantries?" Harry asked.

"Not at all," Count Dracula said after taking a long sip from his cup. "they bore me about as much as they apparently bore you."

"I doubt that." Harry snorted.

"So," Count Dracula began. "tell me something. What is Harry Potter, the boy-who-lived and saviour of the wizarding world, doing here in my castle?" He asked, licking his lips.

"I have something important I need to discuss with you, Count Dracula." Harry said before a thought occurred to him. "I am terribly sorry, but is that how I should address you? Or would you prefer to be called King Dracula?" Harry asked.

"Either will do for now, now what business do you have to discuss with me?" Dracula asked, sounding very interested. "We have never met before, Mr Potter."

"Perhaps not, but that does not mean that we cannot be useful to each other." Harry replied. "I am sure that you remember the last great wizarding war, the one with Voldemort?"

"Ah, you speak his name." Count Dracula said in an approving voice. "Most of your kind are too afraid to even mention him."

"Fear is the enemy of will, the enemy of action, the enemy of change. And trust me, I have plenty of things that I want to change." Harry grinned, his tongue shot out and quickly licked his lips before it went back in. "I believe, no...I know, that Voldemort is not yet dead. He will return, he will return soon, I can promise you that. And then when he returns two things will happen, the first being war for wizard kind."

"And what is the second?" Count Dracula asked, giving Harry his full attention.

"The two opposite sides, Dumbledore and Voldemort, will approach you." Harry answered. "Both of them will either personally approach you or send someone else on their behalf, personally I think it will more than likely be the second one, that way there is less chance of them getting hurt. Then they will both ask you for the same exact thing, join their side. Dumbledore will want you on his side or at the very least he will want you to not be on Voldemort's side, but Voldemort is very different from Dumbledore in certain ways. In his mind you are either with him or against him."

"If he attacks any of my people then he will be eliminated." Count Dracula hissed.

"And you think that he won't expect you to try?" Harry snorted. "He won't go after you immediately, he will wait until his power base is big and strong enough, when he has enough people and has conquered the wizards and goblins then he will go for you. Even if you win you will still lose a great amount of vampires in the upcoming battles." Harry finished, he looked at Dracula who met his gaze, the two entered into an unofficial staring contest, one that only ended when Dracula blinked.

"Then what do you suggest?" The vampire asked.

"Harry," Isabella smiled brightly when Harry entered his office (read 'Lucius's office'), he found Isabella along with Daphne and Tracey sitting on top of his desk (read 'Lucius's desk'). "I am glad you're back." She said in a happy voice.

"I would be very offended if you weren't," Harry joked, smiling as he closed the door with one hand before walking towards his desk, Harry clicked his fingers and without looking he knew the door had been closed and silenced. Harry walked around the desk and sat in the seat, the girls did not get off the desk, they simply instead turned on the spot and faced him. "are you all okay?" Harry asked, looking back and forth between each girl.

"Oh, don't worry about us, we're fine." Tracey smiled.

"Where did you go?" Daphne asked, "If you don't mind me asking." she quickly added.

"I had a meeting with a special someone." Harry answered.

"Oh, who was she?" Isabella asked.

"It wasn't a she, it was in fact a 'he'. And before you ask: no, I am still straight." Harry responded. "I had a meeting with none other than Count Dracula."

"The Count Dracula?! As in THE Count Dracula?!" Tracey gasped.

"No, it as his mother," Isabella sarcastically replied. "of course it was the Count Dracula," She rolled her eyes before turning back to Harry. "and...what happened?" She asked.

"Well, we greeted each other, naturally." Harry began. "We spoke for a few minutes, I explained what I wanted from him, he was a bit...resistant at first, but I was eventually able to make him see things my way." Harry finished with a pleased smile.

"What did you want from him?" Isabella asked in a curious voice.

"Now, now, Isabella, that would be telling." Harry smiled at her.

"Oh please, please Harry." She said, pouting her lips and giving him puppy dog eyes.

"You take too much after your Aunt Bellatrix." Harry said in an amused voice as he reached a hand up and lightly flicked her on the forehead.

"Ow!" Isabella pulled her head back as if he had just burned her, she quickly began rubbing her head with both hands.

"Oh look, it seems to me that you have a little bit of Nymphadora in you as well." Harry said in a fake surprised voice which he used to disguise the amusement he was feeling.

"I am still your favourite though, right?" Isabella quickly asked once she had finished rubbing her head.

"Ahem," Daphne coughed, interrupting before Harry could reply. "is there any chance that we can all get back to the original reason why we are here?" She asked, giving Isabella a pointed look.

"Fine, fine." Isabella rolled her eyes as she crossed her arms, she was sure that she was still his favourite.

"So, how can I help you ladies?" Harry spoke. "Do I have to kill someone?" He asked.

"Um...no," Tracey blinked. "not yet anyway." She added. "Um, me and Daphne were um...hoping that you...um...if you want, of course...could...um you know?"

"I think after what you just said, the only way I could know what you mean is if I read your mind." Harry replied. "Why don't you try that again, but replace your broken English with regular English?"

"Oh, well I..." Tracey paused and bit down on her lip. "I think that you should...um...Daphne, you tell him!" Tracey suddenly said.

"What?! Me?!" Daphne blinked before she looked at Harry, who was giving her a questioning look. "Um...well..." Daphne blushed brightly. "This...um...this is kind of hard to say." She admitted, tucking some hair behind her ear.

"I understand that but perhaps words in actual sentences could help." Harry replied. "Or if you guys want then I could just read your minds and get the answer."

"No!" Both girls said quickly.

"Look," Daphne sighed. "I...that is me and Tracey by the way, we...um...we both want you to...I..."

"Oh for goodness sakes," Isabella said loudly as she groaned and rolled her eyes, she shook her head before she pointed at Harry's crotch. "she wants you to put this..." Isabella then pointed in-between Daphne's legs. "just in there."

"Isabella!" Daphne gasped.

"Tracey wants the same," Isabella continued as if she had not heard Daphne at all. "except...well...in her...not Daphne. Though I suppose she could want to see you put in Daphne," Isabella mused before she turned to Tracey. "Tracey, do you want to see it go in Daphne?" She asked, both girls were now looking at her with dropped jaws and red faces.

"So they both basically want to engage in coitus?" Harry asked.

"That depends if coitus means what I think it means." Isabella nodded, Harry responded by using his thumb and finger on his left hand to make a circle while poking into the circle with the index finger on his right hand. "Oh yes, that." Isabella grinned. "You see I had told them about us and now they want a turn." She said as if Christmas had just come early.

"Ok." Harry said, before any of the girls could reply a bright flash of light shot out of Harry, causing them to close their eyes. When they opened them they found themselves in a bedroom.

"What?" Tracey blinked as she looked around.

"Oh, we can still go back to the office if you want." Harry offered.

"Wait, first things first, we need to work out if they are going to have their first times together, or one by one, in that case who is first?" Isabella spoke. "Oh, maybe we should get the others to come and help, yeah, that'll be a great." Isabella smiled, then without waiting for a response she quickly left the room to go get Bellatrix, Narcissa, Andromeda, Tonks and whoever else she could find on the way.

A.N: Hi guys, hope you liked the chapter, I know I cut it short but don't worry, there will be more of Dracula coming up in future chapters.

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