Party:
Roy, the Young Lion
Steve of Minecraft
Luigi, the Green Wonder
Ice Climbers, the Bone-Chilling Duo
Female Corrin the half dragon
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"Where are we now?" Popo asked.
Luigi looked around him. Medieval imagery.
"...Fire Emblem again?" Luigi said.
Roy got annoyed and punched Luigi's head. "No you dummy it's The Legend of Zelda."
Roy looked around him.
"The real question is, which Zelda?" Roy said.
Female Corrin got annoyed and punched Roy's head. "It's obvious you dummy it's Ocarina of Time."
Female Corrin looked around herself.
"The real question is, where's Link?"
Popo got annoyed and punched Female Corrin's head. "You dummy he's right there."
Popo looked around him.
"The real question is-"
"Enough! Just move on with the plot!" Nana yelled.
"Yeah! Also who's Link?" Steve asked.
"The guy running towards us." Popo said.
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Battle 5: Roy, the Young Lion, Steve of Minecraft, Luigi, the Green Wonder, Ice Climbers, the Bone-Chilling Duo, & Female Corrin the half dragon vs Young Link, the Hero of Time
Young Link took out his fire arrows and shot the Ice Climbers, overheating them out of commision. Female Corrin stepped in and blasted Young Link with water, extinguishing his arrows. Luigi kicked Young Link. Roy then used his Flare Blade on Young Link, which accidentally reignited his arrows. "God damnit Roy!" said Female Corrin. Roy rubbed his head in embarrasment. Young Link proceeded to use his overpowered arrows to defeat Luigi. Luckily, Steve built a wall around himself so he won't get hit. Steve put down some Netherrack and set it on fire, and then Steve shot his own arrows through the fire at Young Link, setting Young Link on fire. The fire burnt Young Link.
Victor: Roy, the Young Lion, Steve of Minecraft, Luigi, the Green Wonder, Ice Climbers, the Bone-Chilling Duo, & Female Corrin the half dragon
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"Ow, what happened?" Young Link said.
Roy began to explain. "Well, you see, Dhark-"
Nana interuppted. "Young Link! You're not supposed to talk!"
Roy pushed Nana out of the picture. "Shut up Nana."
Roy then explained the situation to Young Link.
"Oh. I'd help but I'm too lazy so I'll just sit here."
"Uhh... Ok? Well usually we ask the newcomer to give us a new transport method to reach the next world, soo..." Roy said.
"Oh. Take my ocarina. Not like I was using it much anyways."
Roy took Young Link's Ocarina and played the song of soaring, transporting Roy, the Young Lion, Steve of Minecraft, Luigi, the Green Wonder, Ice Climbers, the Bone-Chilling Duo, & Female Corrin the half dragon to a new world.
Young Link was sitting in Hyrule Field, relaxing.
"Ahh, I'm so glad I decided to be lazy and not save the world."
But then Young Link heard footsteps.
"...? Who's there?" Young Link asked.
A shadowy figure appeared behind Young Link and killed him.
