Evil Party:
Dharkon
Galeem
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"So, what do you wanna do?" Dharkon asked.
"I dunno, what do you wanna do?" Galeem asked.
"I dunno." Dharkon said.
Dharkon and Galeem are sitting in their lair, thinking about what to do while waiting for their minions to take over the world.
"...What about... Chess?" Dharkon suggested.
"Uhh, sure. I'll go get the Chess board." Galeem said.
Galeem then walked to the attic and looked through the boxes until he found the chess set. He then walked down and put the box on the coffee table. Galeem then opened the box and put the board on the table.
"So, uh, you be black and I'll be white?" Galeem asked.
"Sure." Dharkon replied.
Galeem picked up the plastic box full of pieces and picked up the lid. He then scouted the pile for any white pieces. First, he picked up two pawn pieces, and put them on the board. He then picked up a bishop and a pawn, and set them up. he then set up two more pawns. Then a knight and a pawn. Then the second knight and the king. And then the queen.
Dharkon looked at the board. "Uhh, Galeem, you set up the king and queen wrong."
"Did I?" Galeem asked.
"Yeah. You have to put the white queen on the white square. White king goes on the black square." Dharkon said.
"Oh ok." Galeem said.
Galeem then swapped the king and queen pieces that he mistakenly put on the wrong squares. Galeem then picked up the second bishop and a rook, and put them on the board. He then set up the second rook and a pawn. Galeem then set up the last pawn.
"Hey." Galeem said.
Dharkon stopped spacing out and loked at Galeem.
"You gotta set up your pieces too." Galeem said.
"K." Dharkon said.
Dharkon picked up the two rooks. Then the two knights. Then the two bishops. Then the king and queen. Dharkon then set up two pawns. Then the next two pawns. Then the next two pawns. Then the last two pawns.
Galeem looked at the board. He picked up his pawn, the one on e2, and moved it to e4. Dharkon briefly thought about Galeem's decision. Dharkon then picked up his e7 pawn and moved it to 35. Now it's Galeem's turn. He picks up his d2 pawn and moves it to d4. It is now Dharkon's turn. He picks up his knight on g8 and moves it to f6. Galeem now takes his turn. he picks up his pawn on f2 and moves it to f4. Dharkon raises an eyebrow. He then moves his knight from b8 to c6. Galeem in deep in thought. In the end, he decides to move his pawn from c2 to c4. Now it's Dharkon's turn. Without much decision, he moves his pawn from d7 to d5. It's now Galeem' turn. Eye squinted, he moves his pawn from b2 to b4. It is now Dharkon's turn. Half-asleep, He moves his bishop from c8 to f5. It is now Galeem's turn. Galeem picks up his pawn from g2, and after some thought, moves it to g4. It's Dharkon's turn now. He moves his bishop from f8 to c5. It's now Galeem's turn. He has a look of determination of his, uhh, face. He moves his pawn from h2 to h4. Dharkon stretched his tentacles and exhaled. It's his turn, so he moves his king from e8 to g8, and his rook from h8 to f8.
Galeem's eye widened. "What was that? You can't do that!" Galee exclaimed. "It's called Castling. It's a real thing." Dharkon replied. Galeem is speechless. He scoffed, but continued playing. He grasps his pawn on a2 and places in on a4. Dharkon sits up on his chair and picks up his pawn on e5, and places it on d4, capturing Galeem's pawn. Galeem smirks. He picks up his queen, and moves it from d1 to d4. Galeem is very proud that he captured a pawn, but his smile was short-lived, as Dharkon moves his bishop from c5 to d4, capturing Galeem's queen.
"NOOOOO!" How could I have been so blind?" Galeem exclaims. With a defeated expression, Galeem moves his pawn from c4 to d5, capturing another black pawn. Dharkon then moves his bishop from d4 to c3.
"Check." Dharkon stated. Galeem is sweating. He moves his king from e1 to d1. Dharkon then moves his bishop from c3 to e1.
"It's just a bishop, it's not like it can hurt me. I'm not gonna waste a turn killing it." Galeem thought to himself as he moved his pawn from e4 to f5, capturing a bishop. Dharkon moves his knight from f6 to e4. Galeem, who underestimates knights, ignores it. He moves his pawn from f5 to f6. Dharkon has a blank expression on his face. He moves his knight from f4 to g3. Galeem, seeing that his rook is in danger, moves it from h1 to h2. Dharkon then moves his knight from g3 to e2. Galeem then moves his pawn from h4 to h5. Dharkon then moves his queen from d8 to f6, capturing a pawn. Galeem moves his pawn from h5 to h6. Dharkon moves his queen from f6 to h4.
"It must be a trick." Galeem thought. Galeem ignores the queen, and moves his pawn from h6 to g7. Dharkon moves his rook from f8 to e8. Galeem moves his bishop from c1 to e3. Dharkon moves his rook from e8 to e3, capturing Galeem's bishop. Galeem sees an oppotunity, and moves his pawn from d5 to d6. Dharkon moves his rook from a8 to c8. Galeem moves his pawn from d6 to d7. Dharkon moves his rook from c8 to d8.
Galeem frowns. He moves his pawn from b4 to b5. Dharkon moves his knight from c6 to d4. Galeem moves his pawn from b5 to b6. Dharkon moves his knight from d4 to b3. Galeem moves his pawn from a4 to a5. Dharkon blinks. He moves his rook from d8 to d7.
"Check." Dharkon stated. Galeem looks at the board. He moves his knight from b1 to d2. Dharkon moves his bishop from e1 to d2. Galeem moves his pawn from a5 to a6. Dharkon moves his bishop from d2 to e1.
"Check." Dharkon stated. Galeem sighed. He moves his kin from d1 to c2. Dharkon moves his rook from d7 to d5. Galeem moves his pawn from g4 to g5. Dharkon moves his rook from d5 to c5.
"Check." Dharkon stated. Galeem squinted. He moves his king from c2 to d1. Dharkon moves his rook from c5 to e5. Galeem moves his rook from a1 to a2. Dharkon moves his rook from e5 to c5. Galeen moves his rook from a2 to c2. Dharkon has a slight smile on his face. he moves his rook from c5 to d5.
"Check." Dharkon stated. Galeem did the only thing he could, move his rook from c2 to d2. Now it's Dharkon's turn. He picks up his rook, but then Galeem said something.
"I'm bored. Let's stop."