Party:
Roy, the Young Lion
Steve of Minecraft
Luigi, the Green Wonder
Ice Climbers, the Bone-Chilling Duo
Breath of the Wild Link, A.K.A. Wild Link, A.K.A. Champion Link

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Breath of the Wild Link's Sheikah Slate teleported the party to a new place.

"Where did you take us, Breath of the Wild Link?" Popo asked as he shivered.

"This place is beyond my time. It looks really old." Breath of the Wild Link said.

"I'll answer. It's Castlevania for the NES." Nana said.

"Castlevania, huh? I heard that game's really hard." Steve said.

"Not as hard as my game." Roy said.

"Nuh-uh, our game's harder." the ice climbers said.

"No, my game is." Breath of the Wild Link said.

"No! Mine is!" Luigi said.

"How about mine?" Steve asked. Everyone stopped talking and looked at Steve.

"BWAHAHAHAHAHA! Your game's easy!" Everyone said.

Steve is taken aback. "Well, have you ever tried beating Minecraft without jumping? It's hard!"

"Have you ever tried beating ICE CLIMBER without jumping? It's impossible!" Nana said.

"Yeah, but guys seriously we should be looking for Simon Belmont." Roy said.

The party walked around the castle. Steve is still slightly annoyed. Roy is using his sword as a torch.

"Psst. Hey Luigi." Nana said. Luigi turned his head to face Nana.

"Remember that one time you died?" Nana asked with a smirk. Luigi's face went pale as he fainted.

"Damnit Nana." Roy said.

The group continued walking.

"Hey look, it's those annoying enemies that knock you off the platforms!" Popo said as he pointed to those annoying enemies that knock you off the platforms.

"Yeah let's go around them." Roy said.

The group went around them.

"Gee, where is Simon Belmont?" Breath of the Wild Link asked.

"I am here." said a voice. Breath of the Wild Link turned around and saw an axe flying into his face.

"Ouch. If it's a fight you want, it's a fight you're gonna get!" Breath of the Wild Link exclaimed.

"I'll sit this one out, I'm still annoyed." Steve said.

"Me too, except that I'm fainted." Luigi said.

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Battle 17: Roy, the Young Lion, Ice Climbers, the Bone-Chilling Duo, & Breath of the Wild Link, A.K.A. Wild Link, A.K.A. Champion Link vs Simon Belmont the Vampire Hunter

Simon Belmont tossed holy water at Popo, who caught the bottle.

"Ha! It's just some water, it can't hurt!" Popo said as he looks at the water bottle. Suddenly, the bottle explodes, setting Popo on fire.

"Oof ouch hurt pain." Popo said.

"Loser." Nana said to Popo. Simon Belmont tossed a cross at Nana, who jumped over.

"All you have to do is jum-" Nana began to say, before getting hit by the cross, which returns like a boomerang.

"I know! I'll fight boomerang with boomerang!" Breath of the Wild Link said. He took a boomerang out of his inventory and threw it as Simon Belmont.

"Ouch!" Simon Belmont said. "Yeah!" Breath of the Wild Link said as he did a fist pump.

Breath of the Wild Link's boomerang returned, and flew past Breath of the Wild Link.

"Whoops, I always forget to catch it." Breath of the Wild Link said.

Breath of the Wild Link's boomerang flew back and hit Roy in the face. Roy, annoyed, picks up the boomerang and incinerates it.

"H-How did you do that? It was made of STEEL!" Breath of the Wild Link stammered.

Roy didn't respond. He ran towards Simon Belmont, intending to strike with his sword. Simon Belmont, anticipating it, use his whip to hit Roy.

"Ow." Roy said.

Simon Belmont then threw an axe at Breath of the Wild Link, who just barely blocked it.

"Darn, if I use my sword, I'll get hit! I'll have to stay back." Breath of the Wild Link said. He took out his bow and shot Simon Belmont.

Simon Belmont slided towards Breath of the Wild Link and kicked Breath of the Wild Link in the crotch.

"AAAAGAGAGGAGAGAAGAAAAAAGAGGAAGGAAAAGAAGGGAGAGGGGGAGAGGAGGAHGHGHGHAHGHGHGHGHHGHAGHAAGHHGHAHAGHGAHAGHGHGAHAGHHGAHAGHHGAHHHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHHGGGHHGHGHGHGHHGHGHHGHGHHHGHGHGHHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Breath of the Wild Link said.

Breath of the Wild Link died. Yes, died. He's permanently dead now.

"Breath of the Wild Link! No!" Roy said.

Simon Belmont, sensing an oppotunity, punched Roy.

Victor: Simon Belmont the Vampire Hunter.

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Roy, badly damaged, crawled his way over to Steve. "Steve! Please! We need your help!"

"Hmph. If I have to." Steve said with his arms crossed.

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Battle 18: Steve of Minecraft vs Simon Belmont the Vampire Hunter

Simon Belmont began by tossing a cross. Steve blocked it with his shield. Steve then takes out his iron sword and stabs Simon Belmont in the stomach.

"Agh!" Simon said.

Victor: Steve of Minecraft

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Simon Belmont sat up. "Ow, what happened?"

"You killed Breath of the Wild Link." Roy said.

"I did? I don't remember..." Simon Belmont said.

"Yeah, well, you did. So we're gonna kill you in revenge." Roy said.

"Wait, what?" Simon Belmont said.

Roy picked up Simon Belmont and tossed him out the castle window, dropping Simon Belmont to his death. Nana and Popo looked down the window. Popo is terrified, and Nana has a blank expression on her face.

"... aren't people gonna be mad that we killed Simon?" Steve asked.

"Yeah well he killed Breath of the Wild Link." Roy said.

"Eh. Say, how do we get to the next world?" Nana asked.

Steve dug around in his pockets. "I have ender pearls."