Party:
Roy, the Young Lion
Steve of Minecraft
Ice Climbers, the Bone-Chilling Duo
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Galeem and Dharkon are sitting on a sofa.
"Say, Galeem, I just remembered something." Dharkon said.
"What?" Galeem asked.
"Remember Tabuu? He was kinda weak. But I gotta say, he had some good ideas." Dharkon said.
"Huh? What do you mean?" Galeem asked.
"Yeah, you know, with the whole shadow bug thing. I think we should do that." Dharkon said.
"Oh, that. But won't primids be kinda weak?" Galeem asked.
"Yeah, well, that's what Tabuu did wrong. He only used one Flat Zoner, when there's a whole population!" Dharkon said.
"So what you're saying is, we should invade Flat Zone, kidnap everyone, and use them to make shadow bugs?" Galeem asked.
"Yeah! Let's do that now." Dharkon said.
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"...This place feels odd." Steve said.
"Steve, this place is Flat Zone. Everything here is flat." Roy explained. "And we should be careful, Flat Zoners have no concept of right and wrong. At any second we could be whacked by a malle-" Roy began to say, before being interuppted by being whacked by a mallet.
"Damnit." Roy said.
"I don't like this place. It reminds me of Terraria." Steve said. "Let's just find the fighter here and leave. What's the name of the fighter?"
"His name is Mr. Game & Watch." Roy answered.
"M-Mr. Gayman Watch?" Steve asked. "Wow, his parents must hate him."
The group walked around for a while.
"...This town is eerily empty." Popo said.
"Yeah, where'd everyone go?" Nana asked.
"I'll admit, I'm a little unsettled." Roy stated.
Suddenly, there was sounds of laughter.
"Did you hear that?" Roy asked. "Let's go!"
The group ran to the source of the laughter.
"... GAH! It's Galeem and Dharkon!" Roy exclaimed.
"Damn circulars!" Steve exclaimed.
"Hey man don't be racist." said Mr. Game & Watch, who appeared out of nowhere.
Steve was starled. He turned around to see Mr. Game & Watch. "Who are you?" Steve asked.
"I'm Mr. Game & Watch. But you can just call me Mr. Game & Watch." Mr. Game & Watch said.
"Mr. Game & Watch! You're not under Galeem and Dharkon's control?" Roy asked.
"Roy, us Flat Zoners have no concept of right and wrong. Galeem and Dharkon cannot force me to be evil, because I don't know what evil is." Mr. Game & Watch stated.
"Then how do you know what racism is?" Nana asked.
"...except racism. That's the exception. Frick racism." Mr. Game & Watch said.
"Anyways, what the heck is Galeem and Dharkon doing here?!" Roy exclaimed.
"They're trying to kidnap all the Flat Zoners so they can create shadow bugs. Using every Flat Zoner, the enemies they can make will be much stronger than Tabuu's enemies." Mr. Game & Watch explained.
"...Wait, who's Tabuu?" Roy asked.
Mr. Game & Watch, Popo, and Nana sigh. "It's a long story." Nana said. "Anyways, we should go fight them."
Nana walks up to Galeem and Dharkon, who are extracting shadow bugs from a pile of Flat Zoners. "Hey idiots!" Nana exclaimed. Galeem and Dharkon turn to see the group.
"You people?!" Galeem exclaim.
"Let's fight!" Nana exclaims.
"Yeah! And Mr. Game & Watch, fight with us!" Roy said.
"Ok." Mr. Game & Watch said.
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Battle 19: Roy, the Young Lion, Steve of Minecraft, Ice Climbers, the Bone-Chilling Duo, & Mr. Game & Watch, Master of Two Dimensions Vs Galeem, Lord of Light, & Dharkon, the Embodiment of Chaos
"Dharkon, let's blast them!" Galeem said. "No, let's save our strength. Let's test the shadwow bugs." Dharkon said. He grabbed a handful of shadow bugs, and tried molding it. Dharkon, who has tentacles instead of hands, is struggling.
"Uhh, wanna let me do it?" Galeem said. "No! I'm the dark one, let me do it!" Dharkon said. He continued struggling to mold a humanoid shape.
"Gahh! Fine! You do it!" Dharkon exclaimed as he shoved the shadow bugs into Galeem's wings. Galeem molds a primid.
"It's a primid!" Popo pointed.
"What's a primid?" Roy asked.
"THAT DOESN'T MATTER RIGHT NOW!" Nana yelled. "Just kill it!"
The primid pulls out a bazooka and starts shooting at Roy.
"Woah! You've gone too far!" Roy said. He returned fire by shooting fireballs from the tip of his sword. The primid jumped over it.
"Hey, I'm pretty good at making primids!" Galeem said. "Pssh, whatever." Dharkon said.
"Roy, you fight the primid! Popo, Steve, Mr. Game & Watch, and I will fight Galeem and Dharkon!" Nana exclaimed.
"HEY! I'm the leader! I call the shots!" Roy yelled. "Now, let's see, I'll fight the primid. Steve, Popo, Nana, Mr. Game & Watch, you four fight Galeem and Dharkon!"
Nana grimaced and sighed. "Mr. Game & Watch, you try using your Chef move on Galeem! I'll use my ice on Dharkon."
"Got it." Mr. Game & Watch said.
Nana ran up to Dharkon and prepared an icy attack. But before she could unleash it, she heard Galeem talk. "Wow, this is really good! Thanks Mr. Game & Watch!" Galeem said.
Nana turned her head. She saw Mr. Game & Watch cooking for Galeem, who is eating it. "Mr. Game & Watch! That's not what I meant! I meant attack Galeem!" Nana yelled.
"Oh, whoops." Mr. Game & Watch said. He then took out a giant mallet and whacked Galeem on the head. "Ow..." Galeem whimpered.
"Pssh, weak." Dharkon said. He shot a laser at Nana, knocking her back. "AGH!" Nana yelled. "Popo, attack Dharkon!" Nana ordered. "Yes, sir!" Popo saluted. He ran up to Dharkon and used his Blizzard move. Dharkon braved the cold, and slapped Popo with a tentacle, knocking him down.
"Hey! Nobody beats up my friends!" Steve said. He took out a splash potion of instant damage at Dharkon. "Agh!" Dharkon yelled. He turns to face Steve. "I'm gonna attack!" Dharkon said. He then attacked.
"Oww! That hit my funny bone!" Steve exclaimed. He then sat back and rubbed his elbow.
Nana tried thinking of a plan. Her, Popo, and Steve were down. Roy is busy. The only one left is Mr. Game & Watch.
"Mr. Game & Watch! It's up to you! Attack Dharkon!" Nana exclaimed.
"Ok." Mr. Game & Watch said. He took out a fish bowl and smashed it over Dharkon's head. Dharkon flinched. "You damn!" Dharkon exclaimed.
"I'm gonna shoot you with my dark laser!" Dharkon said. He then shot Mr. Game & Watch with his dark laser. "Ha! You're finished!"
"Actually, that was pretty tasty. Can I have another?" Mr. Game & Watch asked. "What?! You're immune to my dark attacks?" Dharkon yelled.
"Now, Mr. Game & Watch! Attack!" Nana yelled from the sidelines. Mr. Game & Watch took out a turtle and threw it at Dharkon.
"Ow! Let's retreat, Galeem!"
Victor: Roy, the Young Lion, Steve of Minecraft, Ice Climbers, the Bone-Chilling Duo, & Mr. Game & Watch, Master of Two Dimensions
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"We did it!" Roy said.
"Yeah, and we saved the Flat Zoners, too!" Popo said.
"...Say, are we forgetting something?" Steve asked.
"...Are we? Nah, I don't think so." Nana said.
"Well, ok." Steve said.
"Well, we should get going to the next world. Mr. Game & Watch, do you know a way to travel?" Roy asked.
"I have a boat." Mr. Game & Watch said.
"Great! We'll take it and be on our way!" Roy said.
"Roy, wait. I think Mr. Game & Watch should come along. He was immune to Dharkon's dark laser! He could be useful!" Nana said.
"Well ok. What do you say, Mr. Game & Watch?" Roy asked.
"Sure." Mr. Game & Watch said.
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Meanwhile...
A person is on the ground. "Ugh..." He says. "Everything hurts...". He props himself up and looks around him. Dirt. Bricks. Trees. "What happened? Oh. Right. I remember now." He makes a fist and punches the brick wall. "Damn it to Hell!". He takes a deep breath. He then hears footstops from behind.
"Hey."
