Party:
Roy, the Young Lion
Steve of Minecraft
Ice Climbers, the Bone-Chilling Duo
Mr. Game & Watch, Master of Two Dimensions

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"This place looks like Pikmin." Mr. Game & Watch stated.

"Yeah, but why is everything... big? Shouldn't it all be tiny?" Popo asked.

"Popo you idiot. The world is big because otherwise there wouldn't be a story!" Nana exclaimed.

"Well, we should try to find Olimar." Roy said.

"And please refrain from burning the whole world down... Seeing the Kongs burn was horrific..." Steve said

"...I'll try." Roy said.

"How do we find Olimar?" Popo asked.

"Well, Olimar hunts for treasure, right? If we find treasure, we'll find Olimar!" Roy said.

"Sounds like a plan!" Steve said as he took out his iron pickaxe. "I'll get digging!"

Steve started mining downwards in a stair pattern.

Timeskip

"We've been in this cave for hours!" Nana complained. "We're not getting anywhere!"

"Trust me Nana, I'm an expert." Steve said. "We just have to dig deep enough, and we'll eventually find diamonds!"

*clang*

"Oh! Looks like I've struck something!" Steve looked down at his pickaxe to see what he struck.

"Gold?! Useless!" Steve said as he threw the gold away. Roy's eyes widened.

"Steve! What the heck?!" Roy exclaimed as he caught the gold. "Gold is valuable!"

Steve raised an eyebrow. "No it isn't."

Roy sighed and rolled his eyes. "Let's just go back to the surface. This gold will attract Olimar." Roy said.

"Pssh. You guys can go ahead. I'm staying here." Steve said.

"...fine." Roy said.

Timeskip

"Olimar! I have gold! Come here!" Roy said as he held the gold nugget over his head.

"I'm tired!" Popo said.

"This is a huge waste of time." Nana said.

"Roy, Olimar isn't coming." Mr. Game & Watch said.

Roy's face drooped. "I guess not." He mumbled. He then sat down on a rock. "How the heck are we gonna find Olimar?"

Popo sat by a tree and took out an eggplant. "This seems like a good time for a snack."

"...Do you hear that?" Nana asked.

"Hear what?" Popo asked.

"It sounds like-" Nana began to say, before being interuppted.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" Alph yelled as he ran towards the Ice Climbers at max speed.

"OH GOD IT'S ALPH!" Nana exclaimed.

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Battle 21: Roy, the Young Lion, Ice Climbers, the Bone-Chilling Duo , Mr. Game & Watch, Master of Two Dimensions Vs Alph, Astronaut in Training

"FFFRRRRRRUUUUUUIIIIIITTTTT! I NEED FRUIT!" Alph yelled.

"W-What?! Eggplants are vegetables!" Popo exclaimed.

"Actually, Popo, eggplants are fruit. Trust me, I'm a chef." Mr. Game & Watch stated. Popo's eyes widened.

Alph picked up a Rock Pikmin and threw it at Popo's face, putting Popo in a daze, but still concious. Alph then ran up to Popo, snatched his eggplant, and grabbed him by the collar.

"I CAN SMELL THE FRUIT. YOU HAVE MORE. GIVE IT TO ME." Alph said menacingly.

"Wha..." Popo said, unable to think straight.

"GIVE ME THE FRUIT." Alph exclaimed while shaking Popo.

"Hey! That's my, uh, non-specific male partner! No one beats up my non-specific male partner!" Nana exclaimed. She then used her pickaxe to try to whack Alph, but Alph was simply too fast. He picked up a Rock Pikmin and used it as a shield. The Rock Pikmin shattered.

"Woah, this guy's fast." Mr. Game & Watch said.

"Mr. Game & Watch, let's beat up Alph!" Roy said. Roy tried using his Flare Blade move on Alph, who used his Red Pikmin to swarm Roy.

"Gahh!" Roy said as he was swarmed by Red Pikmin. The Pikmin picked up Roy and walked off.

"Hey! Let go of me!" Roy exclaimed. But it was too late. The Red Pikmin took Roy to the Onion and Roy was absorbed.

"ROY!" Nana exclaimed.

"It's time for me to take action." Mr. Game & Watch said. He took out his gas pump and started pumping at Alph.

"Mr. Game & Watch, you idiot! He's wearing a space suit!" Nana exclaimed.

"Oh. You're saying that I have to remove his space suit? Okay then." Mr. Game & Watch said.

Mr. Game & Watch then ran up to Alph and stole his space suit. Alph then choked.

Victor: Roy, the Young Lion, Ice Climbers, the Bone-Chilling Duo , Mr. Game & Watch, Master of Two Dimensions

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Nana is frozen with shock. Mr. Game & Watch is emotionless.

"Dude... You killed Alph!" Nana exclaimed.

"Well, you told me to!" Mr. Game & Watch said.

"Wha-What do we do now?" Popo asked.

"Get rid of the body!" Nana exclaimed.

"Okay then." Mr. Game & Watch said. He picked up Alph's dead body and threw it into Steve's cave hole.

"And the Pikmin?" Popo asked.

"...No witnesses." Nana said. She then used Blizzard to kill the Pikmin.

"And Roy?" Popo asked. He then heard the Onion make a spitting noise. Popo turned around and saw the Onion spit out a seed. Nana, Popo, and Mr. Game & Watch ran up to the onion. Nana hastily plucked the seed.

"It is I, Roymin." Roymin said.

"...We can't live with this." Nana said. "Let's just steal Alph's ship and leave."

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Meanwhile...

Steve is still mining in the cave. "Any minute now, I'll strike diamonds!"

Steve then heard a landing sound behind him. He turned around and saw Alph's dead body.

"Ew. Gross."