Party:
Roy, the Young Lion
Ice Climbers, the Bone-Chilling Duo
Mr. Game & Watch, Master of Two Dimensions
Ness, the PSI Powerhouse

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*POOF*

"Here we are. The next world." Ness said.

"Oh, Mario Kart!" Popo said.

"Actually Popo, this is the world of F-Zero." Mr. Game & Watch stated.

"...never heard of it." Popo shrugged.

"Well, F-Zero. There's only one fighter, so keep an eye out for Captain Falcon." Roy said.

"...Hey there he is!" Popo exclaimed as he pointed to a poster.

"Popo, *sigh*, that's a poster." Roy said. "...wait."

Roy picked up the poster and read it. "F-Zero race. Prize: Captain Falcon."

"Well let's go then!" Nana exclaimed.

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Meanwhile...

"Heh. They fell for it!"

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"So you would like to sign up for the F-Zero race?" said the employee.

"Yep!" Roy said.

Ness tapped Roy on the shoulder. "Roy, do you have, uh, any experience?"

"I sure do! I drove the Blue Falcon once!" Roy responded.

"...Didn't you crash it?" Nana asked.

Roy sweated. "It doesn't matter."

The F-Zero employee wrote down Roy's name onto his computer. "Ok Roy, you're signed up. Now go to the race track, the race starts now."

"Now?!" Roy exclaimed. He then ran to the racetrack.

Timeskip

The F-Zero employee took out his microphone. "Ok everyone, it is time for the F-Zero race! The prize: Captain Falcon!"

Popo, Nana, Mr. Game & Watch, and Ness are sitting in the audience. "Isn't it weird that the prize is a person?" Nana asked.

"Get in your cars, racers!" The F-Zero employee said. The racers got in their cars.

"Ok, time to get in my car!" Roy said to himself. He opened the car door, stepped in, and sat on the chair. He then fell down because he forgot he doesn't have a car.

"...shoot." Roy said. Roy looked to his left. He saw Dr. Stewart. A lightbulb then appeared over Roy's head.

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Battle 25: Roy, the Young Lion Vs Dr. Stewart

Roy ran up to Dr. Stewart and used Flare Blade.

"Dude! What the heck?!" Dr. Stewart said.

"Sorry man but I'm gonna steal your car." Roy said.

"But it's mine!" Dr. Stewart complained.

"It's mine now." Roy said as he stabbed Dr. Stewart.

Victor: Roy, the Young Lion.

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"Nice." Roy said to himself.

"Before we start the race, let's introduce the racers!" The F-Zero employee said. "First, is Fox McCloud."

"Wait, FOX?!" Roy exclaimed.

"Secondly is Falco Lombardi. Third, Wolf O'Donnel." The F-Zero employee said.

"FALCO?! WOLF?!" Roy exclaimed. Roy took a closer look. Fox, Falco, and Wolf had red glows in their eyes. Definately under the control of Galeem and Dharkon.

"Damn. I can't let them get their hands on Captain Falcon!" Roy thought to himself.

The F-Zero employee grabbed his microphone. "Three, two, one, go!"

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Battle 26: Roy, the Young Lion Vs Fox McCloud, leader of StarFox, Falco Lombardi, the Proud Space Ace, & Wolf O'Donnel, the third one.

Fox took off in his Landmaster. Falco took off in his Landmaster. Wolf took off in his Red Landmaster. Roy took off in Dr. Stewart's car.

"Damn! How are they beating me? They're driving freakin' tanks!" Roy exclaimed.

Roy drove forwards. "I know, I'll boost" Roy thought. He then boosted forwards at great speed, but he crashed. He then respawned.

"You know what? I don't like this car." Roy said. He then stepped out, took out a paint bucket, and began painting the car red.

Wolf looked back. "Wow, what an idiot." Wolf said.

Timeskip

"Alright, all done!" Roy said. He then got back into the car. "I'm gonna have to boost if I'm gonna win." ROy said as he boosted forwards, overtaking Wolf.

"What? Damn." Wolf said. "Time for me to boost!" Wolf said. He reached for the boost button, but before he could press it, he got distracted.

"Huh? Damn! Roy's stupid paint is dripping wet! It's getting on my windshield!" Wolf complained. He stepped out of the sunroof, holding a rag. He then wiped the paint off of his windshield. "There, what's bett-" Wolf began to say, before crashing into a wall because he wasn't looking at the road.

"Roy, you frick! Your paint got Wolf killed!" Falco yelled.

"Huh? Oh, yeah! That was totally my plan, heh." Roy lied.

"Time for a little payback!" Falco said. He stepped out of the sunroof and began shooting at Roy. Roy, noticing the lasers, pushed the jump button on his car, making the car jump over the lasers.

"Yeah well me too." Roy said. He stuck his sword and the window and drove forwards, overtaking Falco. The sword hit Falco. Falco is now impaled.

"Damn you Roy!" Falco said, shaking his fist in anger. Roy then set his sword on fire, which set Falco on fire.

"AAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!" Falco said.

"Mmm roast chicken." Roy said.

"I'm a flippin' falcon!" Falco exclaimed.

"Wow you're annoying." Roy said as he tossed his sword away, along with Falco. "I'll get a new sword later."

Fox looked in his rear view mirror. He saw Roy approaching. Fox sighed. "I didn't want to have to do this, but i guess I have no choice." Fox said. He took out a Pokeball and opened it. "Slippy! I choose you!"

Slippy Toad then took out a bazooka and started shooting at Roy. "WOAH!" Roy said as he swerved out of the missile's range.

"Where did Fox even get a Pokeball from?" Roy said.

Fox stepped out of the sunroof. He's now standing on top of his car. "That's not all." He then took out a great ball. "Peppy, I choose you!" Peppy Hare then took out an RPG and started shooting and Roy.

"This isn't even the right genre for an RPG! This is a racing game!" Roy said.

Roy kept dodging the projectiles, but he eventually got hit.

"He's weakened!" Fox exclaimed. He then took out an Ultra Ball and threw it at Roy. The Ultra Ball bounced off.

"Fox you idiot. I'm a human." Roy said.

"Oh. Well I'm still winning." Fox said. Fox then rammed his car into Roy's car, destroying it.

Victor: Fox McCloud, Leader of StarFox, Peppy Hare, and Slippy Toad

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Roy sat on the racetrack as Fox drove away.

"Damn. He's gonna win now. And I have no car." Roy said in despair.

"Not if I have anything to say about it." a voice said. Roy turned around.

"Steve?! Of Minecraft?!" Roy exclaimed.

"Yep. I found my way here. Now, we can't let Fox win." Steve said as he pulled Roy up from the ground.

"It just so happens that I have some redstone. We can use it to build a vehicle." Steve said.

"We're helping too." Nana said as she ran up to Roy and Steve. With her was Popo, Mr. Game & Watch, and Ness.

Steve, Popo, Nana, Mr. Game & Watch, and Ness then built a car together.

"Now get on. Let's win this race." Steve said. Roy nodded and jumped onto the car.

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"To be honest I was expecting Roy to be harder to defeat." Slippy said to Fox.

"Yeah well it's a good thing he was an easy fight." Fox said.

"...Do you hear that?" Peppy said. "Sounds like Roy!"

Fox is taken aback. He looks behind him to see Roy, Steve, Popo, Nana, Mr. Game & Watch, and Ness on a makeshift car, speeding towards them. "Hi Fox." Roy said.

Fox grits his teeth. "Damn it Slippy! You jinxed us!" Fox exclaimed. He picks up Slippy and tossed him overboard. "AAAAAHHHHHHH" Slippy exclaimed as he was thrown off the Landmaster.

"It's time for battle!" Steve exclaimed.

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Battle 27: Roy, the Young Lion, Ice Climbers, the Bone-Chilling Duo , Mr. Game & Watch, Master of Two Dimensions, Ness, the PSI Powerhouse, & Steve of Minecraft vs Fox McCloud, Leader of StarFox, & Peppy Hare

Peppy used the Landmaster's cannon to try to shoot at Roy's car. Mr. Game & Watch pulled out his bucket and absorbed the big laser. Mr. Game & Watch then threw the oil onto Peppy, dealing big damage, and sending Peppy out of commision.

"Fricken' Peppy..." Fox muttered under his breath. He took out a gun and took aim at Mr. Game & Watch.

"I don't understand. Why would you try to shoot me? I have a bucket." Mr. Game & Watch stated as he held out his bucket.

"This isn't any ordinary gun." Fox said as he fired. Mr. Game & Watch tried using his bucket, but it didn't work. "This is one of Bayonetta's guns." Fox explained.

"Damn! Technically it's not a projectile!" Nana exclaimed.

"And there's more where that came from!" Fox exclaimed as he took out three Dusk Balls. He opened them, revealing Snake, Proto Man, and Kirby. Each one holding a gun. The four of them then started shooting at Roy and the group.

"Let's just jump over them!" Popo said. He then jumped, and to flew off the car.

"Popo you idiot. You were standing on the roof of a car going 1500 mph. What did you expect when you jumped?" Nana said with a disappointed expression.

"Then there's only one choice. Let's go over to their car and punch the guns out of their hands!" Steve said as he took out some cobblestone and began building a bridge to Fox's Landmaster.

"Hey! No you don't!" Fox said. "Snake! Do your thing!"

Snake took out his RPG and counted his ammo. "Just enough ammo to get rid of his rocks!" Snake exclaimed. He then shot Steve's cobblestone blocks, destroying them.

"Steve, you got any more cobble?" Ness asked.

Steve has a slightly nervous expression. "Uhh..." He said as he dug around in his pockets. "All I got is string."

"Then use the string! We've got no choice!" Ness exclaimed. Steve gulped. He then build a tightrope to Fox's Landmaster.

"Snake, shoot them down again." Fox ordered.

"I'm out of ammo!" Snake said.

"Oh. Well, Proto Man, shoot them down."

"On it, boss-" Proto Man began to say, before he looked up and saw Ness looking him in the eyes. Proto Man is sweating. "No can do boss. Ness will absorb it."

Roy, Nana, Mr. Game & Watch, Ness, and Steve then walked across the tightrope from their car to Fox's landmaster.

"Oh man this looks so cool. I'm so glad we get to see this." Nana said.

Roy, Nana, Mr. Game & Watch, Ness, and Steve are now on Fox's Landmaster. "We'll take you on, Fox!" Roy said as he used his sword on Fox, damaging his hands. Fox lost focus and let go of his Bayonetta gun. The gun then flew off and is now lost forever.

Nana swiped Snake's gun. Ness knocked Proto Man's Gun. Mr. Game & Watch snatched Kirby's gun. Now Fox's team has no guns.

"Damnit!" Fox exclaimed.

The Landmaster and Roy's unmanned car are now defying gravity and driving up a wall, thanks to F-Zero technology. Fox noticed the steepness, and he leaned over and pushed a button on his shoes.

As the cars drive up the walls, Roy, Mr. Game & Watch, Ness, and Steve lose footing and fall. Roy grabs onto the Landmaster to avoid falling down. However, Mr. Game & Watch, Ness, and Steve couldn't hold on, and they fell down.

"Mr. Game & Watch, Ness, and Steve! NO!" Roy exclaimed. Roy looked up. He saw Fox, Snake, Proto Man, and Kirby. They were all wearing magnetic shoes, so they could stand on the Landmaster.

Fox looked down at Roy. "You know, I always thought there were too many Fire Emblem characters in Smash." Fox said as he put his foot on Roy's hand. "They should really cut some." Fox said with a smirk, as he prepared to slide Roy off the Landmaster. But then a wooden pickaxe hit Fox in the back of the head. Fox's magnetic shoes couldn't handle him losing balance, so Fox fell down.

"Nana! You're not falling?" Roy said with a confused tone.

"I'm wearing cleats." Nana said.

"Boss! No!" Proto Man exclaimed as he watched Fox fall to his doom. "Alright, that's it! Proto Strike!" Proto Man angrily exclaimed as he shot Nana, who didn't fall.

"Ha! I'll never fall! These shoes were designed with grip in mind! Heck, I could probably walk on ceilings!" Nana boasted. She then walked up to Proto Man and Started beating him up.

"No! We need to help Proto Man!" Snake exclaimed with worry. "Kirby! Do you have any ideas?"

Kirby is sleeping. He turned into his sleep, and he coindicentally pointed at Roy.

Snake is confused, but then the moment of realisation struck. "Oh snap! Kirby, you're a genius! All we have to do is attack Roy, and Nana will be distracted!" Snake exclaimed.

Snake then took out a samurai sword and walked up to Roy. He then held it over his head. "TIME TO DIE, ROY. I WILL NOW ATTACK YOU WITH MY SAMURAI SWORD." Snake yelledd at loud as he could to get Nana's attention. Roy, still hanging onto the ledge, is helpless.

Nana turned around and saw Roy in danger. She then got distracted. Proto Man sensed an oppotunity and picked up Nana and threw her off the Landmaster. Now only Roy remains on the Landmaster. Snake then unleashed his attack and Roy fell.

"Haha, we win!" Snake and Proto Man hi-five. Kirby sleeps.

"Are you sure?" a voice says. Snake and Proto Man are taken aback. They look down and see Roy's makeshift car driving up the wall.

"W-What? How?!" Snake asked.

"When we fell, we landed on our own car." Mr. Game & Watch said.

"Second is best!" Ness said smugly.

"And our car is made of Slime Blocks. We won't be falling!" Steve said.

"Lead us on, Roy!" Nana ordered.

Roy smiles with determination as he drives forwards, passing Fox's Landmaster. Steve then takes out some anvils and drop them onto the Landmaster.

"Damn!" Proto Man exclaims

"What do we do?" Snake asks Proto Man.

Proto Man thinks for a second. He then takes the wheel and drives forwards, surpassing Roy's makeshift car.

"Snake, shoot downwards!" Proto Man ordered.

"Why can't you do it?" Snake asked.

"Because I'm physically incapable of shooting in any direction other than directly forwards!" Proto Man explained.

Snake nods and tosses some grenades down, hitting Mr. Game & Watch.

"Mr. Game & Watch, noo!" Ness exclaimed.

The racetrack stops being verticle. It's now horizontal, like most racetracks are.

"ALERT, RACE FINISHES SOON." The Landmaster's robotic voice said. Proto Man looks on his minimap, and sees the finish line ahead.

"It's not worth fighting anymore. Let's just pass the finish line and win!" Proto Man said to Snake as he accelerated.

"You heard him! Let's do the same!" Nana exclaied to Roy.

"...uh, actually, I didn't hear him. Like you said, we're going 1500 mph." Roy stated.

"...JUST ACCELERATE!" Nana yelled.

Roy accelerated the car.

"They're gonna win!" Ness said.

"Not if I can help it!" Steve said. He pulled out a bunch of TNT and put them at the back of the car.

"And now to set it off!" Steve said as he pulled out a Red Pikmin and threw it at the TNT, blowing it up. The explosion blasted the car forwards at high speed.

"If this was Minecraft, the car would be destroyed. But this isn't Minecraft, so it's not. I'm catching on, aren't I?" Steve said.

Roy's makeshift car blasted forwards and passed Roy.

"WHAT" Proto Man said when he saw Roy pass him. Roy passed the finish line, in first place.

Victor: Roy, the Young Lion, Ice Climbers, the Bone-Chilling Duo , Mr. Game & Watch, Master of Two Dimensions, Ness, the PSI Powerhouse, & Steve of Minecraft

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"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNDD WE HAVE A WINNER!" The F-Zero employee announced. He ran up to Roy with a microphone.

"Do you have anything to say about your victory?" The F-Zero employee asked.

"Uhh..." Roy said. Nana then pushed Roy out of the way. "Just give us Captain Falcon."

"Of course." the F-Zero employee said. He then handed Captain Falcon in trophy form over to Nana. She tapped the trophy, and Captain Falcon was freed.

"Uhh, what happened?" Captain Falcon asked. Roy opened his mouth to talk, but he was interuppted before he could start.

"Roy." Said a voice. Roy turned around. It was Fox. "This was all a trick."

Roy raised an eyebrow. Fox continued talking. "This entire race, with Captain Falcon as the prize, it was all to lure you to this very position!"

Fox then took out a remote control and pushed a button. Suddenly, a helicopter flew in, and out comes a bunch of fighters under Galeem & Dharkon's control.

Roy gasped. "That's so many!"

"It's too much to fight!" Ness said.

"There must be a way!" Steve exclaimed. "Roy, can you think of something?"

Roy looked around. He saw Fox's Landmaster. Snake was sipping a soda. Proto Man was stomping his foot in frustration from coming in second place. Kirby was sleeping. A lightbulb then appeared above Roy's head.

"That's it! Kirby! he'a all-powerful!" Roy said. "We can ask Kirby for help!"

Roy ran up to Kirby and shook him awake. kirby opened his eyes. Roy say his eyes. Glowing red. Roy realised his mistake.

"Yes! Kirby, swallow them whole!" Fox ordered. Kirby opened him mouth and started sucking. Roy ran away quickly and got on the car, along with Nana, Steve, Ness, & Mr. Game & Watch. "START THE CAR START THE CAR" Ness yelled at Steve, who was at the wheel. Steve drove the group away quickly. Roy looked back. Kirby ate all those fighters.

"I wonder if Fox managed to escape?" Roy thought out loud.

Suddenly, Roy heard car noises from the left. Roy looked to the left, and saw Fox's Landmaster. On it was Proto Man and Snake.

"You may have won this time, Roy. But mark my words. We'll be back." Proto Man stated to Roy. He then pushed some buttons on the Landmaster, and it morphed into an Arwing and flew away.

"I guess not, if Proto Man left him behind. I guess Fox is dead." Roy said.

"And we should really get out of here. Roy, take the wheel. I'm gonna build some wings onto this car." Steve said.