Party:
Male Villager
Female Villager
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"Ah, what a beautiful day in Smashville." said Male Villager.
"Hey Male Villager! I'm going to the forest to pick flowers, wanna come with?" Female Villager asked.
"Sure thing!" Male Villager said.
The two Villagers walked to the forest. Female Villager started picking flowers, and Male Villager started shaking trees for items.
*Shake* "Oh nice! A new item!" Male Villager said. He picked up the leaf and had a closer look.
Female Villager walked over. "What is it?" she asked.
"It's a... Chaos Emerald?" Male Villager said.
The Chaos Emerald emitted a strong glow, blinding Male & Female Villager. When the light faded, they were somewhere else.
"...Where's this?" Female Villager asked.
Male Villager looked around. "This place seems... oddly familiar?"
Male & Female Villager heard a voice. "YOU TWO! HELP ME!" Male & Female Villager looked and saw someone being attacked by zombies.
"Let's help him!" Male Villager said as he ran up to the first zombie and whacked it with his shovel, fainting it. Female Villager followed and whacked the second.
"Whew, thanks." said the person who was being attacked. "My name's Villager. Come with me."
Male & Female Villager looked at each other. They followed, uhh, Villager to his house.
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Timeskip
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The Villagers entered the house.
"This is the only safe place in town. Ever since the zombie virus infected this humble town of Wild World, we've all had to stay indoors. I ran out of food, so I had to go out. I thought I was done for, but you two saved me." Villager said. "Oh, I never asked for your names."
"Villager." Male & Female Villager simultaneously said.
"Yes?" Villager asked.
"No no, that's our names. We're named Villager." Male Villager explained.
"...Uh, well, in that case, we should come up with nicknames then. Hmm, call me 'Wil', since I come from Wild World." Wil said.
"Since we come from Smashville, I'll be Sam, from Smash." said Male Villager.
"And I'll be Viv, from, uhh, Ville." Said Female Villager.
"Ok Sam and Viv, I managed to collect 9 cherries. If we split them evenly, we should be able to live for 2 days." Wil said.
"What? Can't we just leave?" Sam asked.
"Kapp'n is dead, Sam." Wil said.
"Ok, but I have this Chaos Emerald, we can use it to leav- oh it's out of charge..." Sam said.
"Let's just recharge it. Then we can leave this barren wasteland!" Viv said.
"Yeah... the zombie infestation is pretty bad..." Wil said.
"I don't mean the zombies. I mean the graphics." Viv said. Wil is speechless.
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Timeskip
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"Ok, I'm pretty sure we can just loot this place for a charger. Tom Nook is already dead so it's not like we have to pay or anything." Wil said.
"WHO'S THERE?" yelled a a high-pitched voice.
"Oh shit it's Timmy and Tommy. I forgot they existed!" Wil wisper-yelled.
"Ah, you just swore!" Viv said.
"Shut up it's not important right now!" Will whisper-yelled.
Timmy and Tommy walked from the back room to the main room, and saw the three villagers.
"oh, if it isn't villager." Timmy said. "just because nook is dead doesn't mean you're off the hook! you still owe us 69 bells!"
"Sixty-nine? Really Wil?" Sam disappointedly asked.
"I... thought it'd be funny..." Wil said.
Tommy pulled out a rifle and pointed it between Wil's eyes. "NOW PAY UP."
"I don't even have 1 bell! I spent it all!" Wil cried.
"TOO BAD." Tommy said. "NOW YOU HAVE TO FACE THE CONSEQUENC-"
Sam had whacked Tommy unconcious with his shovel.
"tommy, no!" Timmy said because being whacked by Sam as well.
Viv is frozen with shock.
"I... had to! Wil was gonna die otherwise!" Sam justified.
Viv has a face of concern and uncertainty. "Let's... just get that charger." she said.
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Timeskip
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*poof*
"OH GOD ZOMBIES!" Sam exclaimed.
Sam, Viv, and Wil quickly climbed up onto the roof of a nearby building.
"Where the frick is this?!" Wil asked.
"It's City Folk." said a voice.
Sam, Viv, and Wil turn to face the voice. It's another human.
"Or, well, it used to be." he said.
"Wait, what happened?" Sam asked.
"This place used to be a great city, by the name of 'City Folk'. Until folks started dying and turning into zombies." He said. "Barely any survivors. Blathers, that coward, flew away at the first mention of a virus. Phyllis too. Don't think she's ever coming back. Pelly and Pete at least had the decency to help some fellow villagers out. Thing is, they forgot about me. They forgot me. They left me. And they're not coming back. it's been 6 months. I'll be on this rooftop forever."
The villager's eyes widened. "Wait, when did you guys get here?!"
"I'm Sam, and that's Viv. We're from Smashville." Sam said.
"And I'm Wil. From Wild World." Wil said. "My town also has a zombie problem, but not nearly as bad as this..."
Sam looked down at the city. There were way more zombies than at Wild World. "I guess a city means more population density..."
"It's good to see other humans." the villager said. "My name's Villager."
"Oh, uh, thing is, we're all named Villager. So, uhh, how about be just call you Cit?" Sam asked.
"Uhh, ok." Cit said.
"Wait, how do you pronounce that?" Wil asked.
"Don't break the fourth wall, Wil." Sam disappointedly said. "Anyways, what do we do now?"
"I remember when it all started. Bob was sick, so I did what anyone would do. I took out my net and captured the microbes." Cit said. "I then showed it to Blathers. He said something like 'Oh, it's a virus. Looks like it induces hyper salivation, insomnia, fever, polyphalgia, photophobia, gastroenteritis, delirium, uhh, c-coma... and... CANNIBALISM?! I'M OUUTA HERE!' and then he flew off."
"You remembered all THAT?!" Wil asked in shock.
"That's a lot of great information. Heck, maybe we could cure it!" Sam said.
"Yeah, a cure!" Viv said.
Sam then took out his fishing rod and fished up a zombie villager. He then took out a jar and jarred some microbes.
"Ok let's get outta here." Sam said as he held up the Chaos Emerald.
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Timeskip
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"H-How'd you?" Cit began to ask, before being interuppted.
"Ok, let's do this as quickly as possible. We're gonna need some lab equipment." Sam quickly said.
"This is the Gamecube one, right? Try going to town hall." Wil said.
Sam ran to town hall. Wil followed. Viv lead Cit by the hand to follow too. Sam kicks the door down and enters town hall.
"Why, hello there. It seems that you have found me." said a familiar voice.
"That voice... It can't be!" Sam said.
The office chair swung around, revealing Isabelle sitting on the chair petting a cat.
"*gasp* Isabelle!" Sam said.
"Yes, it is I, Isabelle." Isabelle said. "I am the one behind the zombies."
"W-Why?" Viv asked.
Isabelle punched the desk. "Animal Crossing is too kiddy. Everything is vibrant and pastel coloured. I CAN'T STAND IT!"
Isabelle threw the cat out off her lap and stood up. "Do you know how hard it is, to live with a head three times as big as it should be? Do you know how hard it is, to live with nubs for feet? Do you know how hard it is, to live with NO FINGERS?!"
Isabelle turned around, turning her back to Sam. "I DESPISE Animal Crossing. It's because of Animal Crossing that I was born into this world. It's because of Animal Crossing, that day after day, I have to do the same thing, over and over, with no escape. No health, no lives, no game overs."
Isabelle turned back around to face Sam. "I am eternally trapped. No matter how much I try, I will never die. Animal Crossing characters never die. I am eternally trapped in the digital realm. Never able to escape. Forever bound to this life. Forever bound to Animal Crossing." Isabelle said. "So that is why. That is why I released the virus into Animal Crossing. I hate Animal Crossing. I never want to see it again. I want every citizen of Animal Crossing to die. That, is why I released the virus."
Sam paused for a moment, before speaking. "Isabelle, come with me."
"What are you going to do? Put me in jail?" Isabelle asked.
"If it is death you seek, fine. I'll kill you." Sam said.
Isabelle's eyes opened wider. "You know, Mr. Mayor, you're really something else."
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Timeskip.
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Sam and Isabelle are outside alone. Sam took a deep breath as he took out his axe.
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Battle 28: Sam, Mayor of Smashville vs Isabelle, the Mayor's Assistant
Sam walked up to Isabelle. She has a completely blank look on her face. "Go ahead. I'm ready." she said.
Sam closed his eyes. He winded up his axe swing, and then he went ahead and swung.
Victor: Sam, Mayor of Smashville
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Sam looked at Isabelle's corpes. "And now, you can finally rest."
Isabelle's ghost then popped out of the corpes. "MR. MAYOR YOU IDIOT! I WASN'T ACTUALLY DEPRESSED, IT WAS GALEEM AND DHARKON CONTROLLING ME! MR. MAYOR YOU JUST KILLED ME!"
Sam is shocked. "oops" he says.