Party:
Roy, the Young Lion
Ice Climbers, the Bone-Chilling Duo
Mr. Game & Watch, Master of Two Dimensions
Ness, the PSI Powerhouse
Steve of Minecraft

"Did it work?" Galeem asks.

"It sure did! it worked like a charm! My idea was awesome!" Dharkon is looking into a magic mirror, looking at the Animal Crossing world.

"Lemme see!" Galeem squished up against Dharkon and looked in the mirror. "Oh snap! Nice! The zombie virus worked!"

"I knew stealing that virus was a good idea." Dharkon said.

"And nice job shifting the blame to Isabelle! Ha! It was awesome when Sam axed her!" Galeem laughed.

Dharkon looks closer at the mirror. "Wait, what's that is Sam's hand?"

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"Steve, where'd you fly us?" Roy asked.

"Metroid." Steve said.

"Oh no no no. This place is a heck hole, fly somewhere else!" Nana exclaimed. She shoved Steve and took the wheel, and she pushed the accelerate button, only for the car to fall apart.

"I mean, I guess it was just a matter of time. It was made of dirt..." Ness said.

Nana loudly groaned.

"Well, no use crying over spilled milk." Roy said.

Mr. Game & Watch looked around. "I don't see any milk, Roy." Mr. Game & Watch said.

"Mr. Game & Watch, uhh, I didn't mean, ah whatever." Roy said. "Let's go find the Metroid characters."

"Say, uh, can we even breathe here?" Ness asked.

"According to my research, well, no." Mr. Game & Watch stated. "I suppose I better put on my diving helmet." Mr. Game & Watch said as he put on his diving helmet.

"And I'll put on my enchanted iron helmet." Steve said as he put on his enchanted iron helmet.

"And we're Ice Climbers, we're used to the oxygen-low high altitudes, so we don't need to breathe." Nana and Popo said.

Roy and Ness gulped.

"Don't worry, Roy and Ness, I have some spare helmets." Steve said as he handed some helmets to Roy and Ness.

Roy and Ness put on the helmets in a panick.

"Ha! Pathetic." Nana scoffed. "Who needs to breathe, anyways?"

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Timeskip

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"You really think Samus is going to be in this cave?" Popo asked.

"Of course! Any self-respecting explorer would spend ALL his time in a cave!" Steve said.

"...he?" Roy thought to himself, but he didn't say anything out loud.

Steve spotted a blue glow in the dark of the cave. "Oh look, there's that Samuel guy!"

"Wait, Samus isn't blue!" Ness exclaimed. But it was too late. Steve has already walked towards the blue glow.

"Hi Sams. I heard a lot about you, you seem like a cool dude." Steve said.

Dark Samus snickered. "Hahaha, you have fallen into my trap!"

Dark Samus snapped her fingers. In an instant, Dark Samus created a blue cage around herself and Steve.

"No! Steve!" Roy exclaimed. He tried to run towards Dark Samus, but he couldn't get into the cage.

"S-Sammy, What are you doing?" Steve asked.

"We... WILL DO COMBAT!" Dark Samus yelled.

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Battle 29: Steve of Minecraft vs Dark Samus, the Great Poison given form

Dark Samus began by shooting some lasers at Steve. "Woah!" Steve exclaimed as he dodged.

"Sampson, what are you doing?" Steve exclaimed.

"Silence! And my name's not Sampson! You will die!" Dark Samus yelled. She then shot some missiles at Steve.

Steve blocked the missiles with his shield. "If it's a fight you want, it's a fight you're gonna get!" Steve exclaimed. He equipped his sword and sprint-jumped his way over to Dark Samus. He struck Dark Samus in the aorta.

"AGH! You nuicance!" Dark Samus exclaimed. She then threw a bomb at Steve.

"Ow!" Steve said. Steve then took out a crossbow and shot Dark Samus's face with an arrow of weakness.

Dark Samus then got an idea. She went over to Steve, picked him up, and floated upwards.

"Woah, hey, this is a little high, Zamus!" Steve said.

"That's the point." Dark Samus said as she let go of Steve, making him fall.

"STEEEEEEEEEVE!" Roy yelled as he watched Steve fall.

*minecraft landing sound*

"Huh." Steve said. "It must've been less than 23 blocks."

Steve then took out a potion of instant health. "Just gotta use this to heal up!"

Dark Samus's eyes widened. "No! It's mine! Gimme that item!" Dark Samus floated down and snatched Steve's potion. She then drank the potion.

"OW! You liar! You cheater! You trickster! That was a damage potion, wasn't it!" Dark Samus yelled as she died.

Victor: Steve of Minecraft

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The cage disappeared when Dark Samus died.

"Steve! Glad you're ok." Roy said.

"So, out of curiosity, WAS it a damage potion?" Nana asked.

"It WAS a health potion. I guess it just didn't work on Sumas" Steve said.

"Steve, that wasn't Samus. That was Dark Samus, the evil version." Mr. Game & Watch stated.

"Yeah, but good job anyways, Steve." Roy said.

"Uhh, sorry to rain on your parade, but we still need to find Samus!" Nana sassily said.

"If Dark Samus was here, Samus can't be far." Ness said.

"Yeah. In fact, I'm here." Samus said.

Ness turned around and got kicked in the face and fainted.

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Battle 30: Roy, the Young Lion, Ice Climbers, the Bone-Chilling Duo , Mr. Game & Watch, Master of Two Dimensions, & Steve of Minecraft vs Zero Suit Samus, the Warrior Within

"Damn, Zero Suit Samus, we gotta fight her! Come on Popo!" Nana exclaimed. She looked over to Popo, who is completely distracted. Nana is extremely disappointed.

"Let's fight her, Steve!" Roy exclaimed. Roy and Steve ran towards Zero Suit Samus.

"So, uhh, who is this? Is she, like, Samn's girlfriend or something?" Steve asked.

Roy is using his sword to fight Zero Suit Samus's whip. "Steve, that's Samus." Roy said between strikes.

"...Nah you're kidding." Steve said.

Nana whacked Popo unconcious. "Fricken' Popo." Nana muttered. "I guess it's you and me, Mr. Game & Watch."

"Ok." Mr. Game & Watch said. Nana and him ran up to Zero Suit Samus and did a makeshift Squall Hammer, but Mr. Game & Watch's choppy animation make them out of sync. Nana then went swirling uncontrollably and crashed into a wall.

"Whoops." Mr. Game & Watch shrugged nonchalontly.

"Mr. Game & Watch, help out!" Roy said.

"Ok." Mr. Game & Watch said. He then took out a hammer and started hitting Zero Suit Samus.

"Ow." Zero Suit Samus says.

Victor: Roy, the Young Lion, Ice Climbers, the Bone-Chilling Duo , Mr. Game & Watch, Master of Two Dimensions, & Steve of Minecraft

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"Yeah!" Roy exclaims. "Ok let's leave now."

"NOT SO FAST!" said a voice.

Roy and the others turned around to see the voice. It was... gasp, Ridley!

"You killed my senpai... I WILL NOT ALLOW YOU TO LIVE!"

"...Wait, senpai?" Roy asked.

Ridley turned around. "Every day, I watch Samus-Chan from the shadows to ensure her absolute safety. I discreetly murder anyone that gets in her way. One day, I will marry Samus-Chan."

"wtf" Nana said.

Ridley turned back around. "THE ONE DAY I SLEEP IN, IS THE DAY YOU RUFFIANS SHOW UP. I WILL NOT ALLOW YOU TO BRING ANY MORE HARM TO MY SENPAI!"

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Battle 31: Roy, the Young Lion, Ice Climbers, the Bone-Chilling Duo, Mr. Game & Watch, Master of Two Dimensions, & Steve of Minecraft vs Ridley, the Cunning God of Death

Ridley assumed a powering-up stance. "HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

"What... the hell..." Roy said with a confused expression.

Ridley continued. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Kayo-Ken Level 69,420! There's no way you can defeat me now!"

Ridley then put his hands together. "KKKKKKKKKKKKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

"I have a feeling this is gonna take a while." Mr. Game & Watch said.

Ridley continued. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

Roy yawned. Nana checked her watch.

Ridley continued. "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

"Uno." Popo said as he put down his Uno card. "That's not even how you play the game, idiot." Nana said.

Ridley continiued. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

Steve took out his Nontendo 4DS and started playing Rusty's Real Deal Baseball.

Ridley continued. "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

Roy woke up from his nap and looked up at Ridley. His eyes widened. "Oh, SHOOT RIDLEY FINISHED CHARGING!"

Ridley unleashed his Kamehameha and shot Roy, Popo, Nana, Mr. Game & Watch, Ness, & Steve.

Victor: Ridley, the Cunning God of Death

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"Finally, no one can bring any more harm to Samus-Senpai-Chan." Ridley said.

Ridley took out a Max Revive from Pokemon and gracefully gives it to Samus.

"Samus-Senpai-Chan-San-Sensei-Sama, I have saved you from the ruffians. Now let us get married, and go on our honeymoon!" Ridley said as suave as he could.

"What? No." Samus said.

Ridley dramatically falls to the ground. "Oh, woe is me. My heart is broken into a million pieces!" Ridley then dies from heart failure.

Samus cringes at Ridley. She then loots Ridley's dead body for Revives and uses them on Roy's team.

Steve wakes up. "Ugh, what happened?"

Samus offers her hand to pull him up. "Hi, I'm Samus.

Steve is frozen with shock. "SAMUS IS A GIRL?!"