"Oh, SHOOT!" Captain Falcon exclaims as he sees Kirby inhaling. "WHAT THE HECK HAPPENED?

Captain Falcon looks around. The world of F-Zero is being destroyed by Kirby. Captain Falcon is deeply saddened that his already dead franchise is about to die for real.

While he is sad, he knows that he must escape if he wants to live. He looks around and sees Falco's empty Landmaster. Captain Falcon swiftly hops in, transforms it into an Arwing, and flies away.

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Captain Falcon has flown a long distance away. Distant enough that he should be safe from Kirby. Captain Falcon stops the Arwing and steps out.

Overcome with emotion, Captain Falcon punches the Arwing. "DAMNIT!" He exclaims.

Captain Falcon slumps down and sits on the dirt. He thinks about F-Zero. About Port Town. About Dr. Stewart, Jack Levin, & Jody Summer. All of them, gone. Forever. Lost to the black hole that is Kirby.

"FUCK!" Captain Falcon yells. A moment of silence follows.

"So, your life was ruined too, huh?" Said a voice. Captain Falcon, alarmed that there's someone else, looks around.

"Back here. Other side." The voice said. Captain Falcon stands up and walks to the other side of the Arwing. Leaning on the wall is Male Corrin, Simon Belmont, and Luigi.

"You're not the only one wronged by Roy." Male Corrin said.

Simon started talking. "Roy threw me out the window, to my death. For something that wasn't even my fault. The mud broke my fall. If it wasn't damp, the hard dirt would've killed me."

Luigi started talking. "Roy left me behind in Castlevania. Subjecting me to the horrors of monsters. I lost 26 lives. I was this close to getting a Game Over."

Male Corrin started talking. "And I have it the worst." Male Corrin clenches his fists. "For years, people would make fun of me. And for WHAT?! Being male?! I'm the EXACT same as Female Corrin. I did EVERYTHING right! Heck, I'm probably BETTER than Female Corrin! My entire life, people would laugh at me, ignore me, and even hate on me!"

Male Corrin stopped leaning on the Arwing and stood up straight, facing Captain Falcon. "That's why I formed this group. A crew of people wronged by the world, taking their revenge. So waddaya say? Interested in joining?"

Captain Falcon was silent for about 5 seconds, taken aback. After brief consideration, Captain Falcon nodded.

Male Corrin smiled. "Excellent."