Party:
Roy, the Young Lion
Ice Climbers, the Bone-Chilling Duo
Mr. Game & Watch, Master of Two Dimensions
Ness, the PSI Powerhouse
Steve of Minecraft
Zero Suit Samus, the Warrior Within

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"Samus, can we use your ship? We need to get to the next world." Roy explained.

"Well, I would, but..." Samus said while rubbing the back of her head. "Well, uh, you see, uh, Samus has it."

Steve groaned. "WHO IS SAMUS?!"

"She's Samus..." Mr. Game & Watch said. "Samus, what do you mean by Samus?"

"You really shouldn't call me Samus." Samus said. "I'm ZERO SUIT Samus. Regular Samus stole the ship."

Steve has a grimace on his face. "You're Samus, you're Samus, you're Samus, I'M SAMUS! Are there any more Samuses I need to know about?!"

"...me" Dark Samus piped up.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" Steve exclaimed. He then drank a potion of instant damage and killed himself.

"Uhh, anyways, what are you doing here, Dark Samus?!" Roy asked.

"I came for a rematch with Steve." Dark samus explained. "But since he's already dead, I guess I'll fight you guys instead!"

"WAIT!" Zero Suit Samus exclaimed. "Dark Samus, we need to team up. Regular Samus has taken oveer my gunship. We need to take it back, or else the world is doomed!"

"Why should I help?" Dark Samus asked.

"Because otherwise Galeem and Dharkon will take over the world." Ness said.

"Grr, fine." Dark Samus said. "I'll help, but I won't like it!"

"Great. Come this way." Zero Suit Samus said as she lead the way.

Roy, Popo, Nana, Mr. Game & Watch, Ness, & Dark Samus followed Zero Suit Samus. With Roy dragging Steve's dead body along.

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Timeskip

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"Here's the ship. Now, we need to sneak up, or else-" Zero Suit Samus began to say, before being interuppted.

"HEY! SAMUS! GET OUTTA THE SHIP AND FIGHT US IN PERSON!" Nana yelled.

"Damnit Nana!" Zero Suit Samus yelled.

Samus's ship levitated in the air and turned to face the group. It then began shooting at the group.

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Battle 32: Roy, the Young Lion, Ice Climbers, the Bone-Chilling Duo , Mr. Game & Watch, Master of Two Dimensions, Ness, the PSI Powerhouse, Dark Samus, the Great Poison given Form, & Zero Suit Samus, the Warrior Within vs Samus, Bounty Hunter Extrodinaire

"I'll use my PSI Magne-" Ness began to say, before getting shot in the face with a missile.

"Damn!" Roy exclaimed. "They got Ness!"

"Who needs Ness? I'll just use my pickaxe!" Nana said as she ran up to the ship, trying to hit it. But she couldn't get close because a claw grabbed her and threw her into a wall, fainting her.

Popo, frozen with shock, didn't do anything as he got shot in the aorta with a laser.

"THIS SHIP IS MINE." Samus announced.

Samus's ship continued shooting stuff at the group.

"Get back!" Roy ordered. The group then ran away and hid behind a big rock.

"It seems we are losing." Mr. Game & Watch said.

"I'm starting to regret this decision." Dark Samus said.

"Roy, got any ideas?"

Roy looked at the team. He then got an idea.

"That's it!" Roy said. "Dark Samus, shoot Mr. Game & Watch!"

Dark Samus got a sadistic look on her face. "With pleasure!"

Mr. Game & Watch doesn't react as he gets shot with phazon lasers.

"Tastes kinda tangy..." Mr. Game & Watch said.

"Mr. Game & Watch, go attack Samus!" Roy ordered.

"Ok." Mr. Game & Watch said. He then ran up to Samus's ship.

"FOOL. YOU DARE APPROACH?" Samus said. She then shot Mr. Game & Watch. He took no damage.

"WHAT" Samus said.

Mr. Game & Watch then took out his flag and whacked Samus's ship.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! YOU DESTROYED THE SHIP!" Samus complained.

"Time to die" Mr. Game & Watch said as he took out a turtle and smashed it over Samus's head.

Victor: Roy, the Young Lion, Ice Climbers, the Bone-Chilling Duo , Mr. Game & Watch, Master of Two Dimensions, Ness, the PSI Powerhouse, Dark Samus, the Great Poison given Form, & Zero Suit Samus, the Warrior Within

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"..." Zero Suit Samus said.

"...note to self, Mr. Game & Watch paired with Dark Samus is too strong." Roy said.

Zero Suit Samus walked over to the destroyed ship. "I guess I can fix it."

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Timeskip

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"Good thing you had another Revive, Zero Suit Samus." Roy said. He looked at Steve, then at Zero Suit Samus. Then at Dark Samus. Then at Samus. Roy decided that it wouldn't be a good idea to revive Steve right now.

"So, the next world, huh?" Samus asked. "Yeah I can take you."

Samus then started up the ship.

"Dark Samus, you coming?" Ness asked.

"No way! I only helped because I had to. I'm leaving." Dark Samus said ad she floated away.

"Welp ok." Samus said as she flew the ship.