Party:
Roy, the Young Lion
Ice Climbers, the Bone-Chilling Duo
Mr. Game & Watch, Master of Two Dimensions
Ness, the PSI Powerhouse
Steve of Minecraft
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"Here we are, the next world." Samus said as she landed the ship.
"We'll be waiting here." Zero Suit Samus said. "You guys go on ahead."
Roy, Popo, Nana, Mr. Game & Watch, Ness, and Steve stepped out of the ship.
"Why does everything look like a comic book?" Ness asked.
"What's a comic book?" Mr. Game & Watch asked.
Everyone ignored Mr. Game & Watch.
"This world looks like Punch Out!" Roy said. "Let's go find Little Mac. Where could he be?"
"Yeah, I sure wonder where he could be." Nana sarcastically said.
Roy turned and saw the World Video Boxing Association building.
"Oh." Roy said.
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Timeskip
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"So you'd like to join the World Video Boxing Association?" The World Video Boxing Association employee said.
"Hey... Didn't we see you before?" Nana asked. "Back in F-Zero? Except now you're wearing fake glasses..."
"...I don't know what you mean. Now you joining or not?" the World Video Boxing Association employee asked.
"Ok, so who should join the World Video Boxing Association?" Roy asked. "We only get one choice at this."
"Roy, you're the leader, why don't you?" Popo asked.
"But- But my arms are weak!" Roy complained. "Steve, why don't you do it?"
"I don't see why not." Steve said.
"Grrrrreat!" the World Video Boxing Association employee said. "Steve of Minecraft, your first opponent is Glass Joe! Now get in the ring."
Steve then ran into the ring.
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Battle 33: Steve of Minecraft vs Glass Joe
Glass Joe punched Steve.
Victor: Glass Joe.
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Steve is collapsed on the ground, barely concious.
Roy is disappointed. Popo is confused. Ness is speechless.
"Steve. WHAT THE FRICK IS WRONG WITH YOU!" Nana exclaimed.
"How did you even... ugh, whatever." Roy said.
"Guys..." Steve muttered. "It's not me, it's him..."
"Fine. I'll fight Glass Joe." Roy said.
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Timeskip
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Roy is collapsed on the ground, barely concious.
Popo is confused. Nana is extremely annoyed.
"Well, it seems there's only one option." a voice said.
Popo, Nana, Ness, & Mr. Game & Watch turn around to see Male Robin from Fire Emblem, but dressed like Robin from DC. Specifically Teen Titans Go.
"Cheating!" Male Robin said.
"Hey man, winners don't use drugs!" Ness said.
"W-What? No! That's not what I mean! I mean using powers!" Male Robin said. "Hold on, lemme join the World Video Boxing Association."
Male Robin walked on to the World Video Boxing Association employee and signed up. He then turned around and started talking to himself.
"This is it Robin, you've come a long way from your days at the circus. Now the world depends on you." Male Robin said.
"Who are you talking to?" Popo asked.
"Shut up I'm monologging." Male Robin said. "Now I have to start over."
"This is it Robin, you've come a long way from your days at the circus. Now the world depends on you. The fate of the universe now rests on your shoulders. Now get out there and save the galaxy!" Male Robin said.
Ness raised on eyebrow. Nana facepalmed.
"...what circus?" Popo silently thought to himself.
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Timeskip
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The World Video Boxing Association employee tapped his microphone. "LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLADIES AND GENTLEMEN! WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWELCOME TO THE WORLD VIDEO BOXING ASSOCIATION! TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTODAY'S MATCH IS... MMMMMMMMMMM-" He began to say, before being interuppted.
"JUST TALK NORMALLY YOU FOOL!" Nana exclaimed.
The World Video Boxing Association employee sighed. "Fine. Today's match is Male Robin vs Glass Joe. Now fight."
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Battle 34: Male Robin, the Magician Tactician vs Glass Joe
"Je vais te frapper." Glass Joe said.
"NOT IF I HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY ABOUT IT! ELWIND!" Male Robin exclaimed as he took out his Elwind tome and flew up. Still in the air, he took out a comically oversized mallet and whacked Glass Joe over the head.
"AAAAAGGHHHHH!" Glass Joe said.
"HOLY BULLET HOLES, GLASS JOE!" Male Robin maniacally yelled as he took out a gatiling gun and pointed it at Glass Joe. The gatiling gun then shot numerous darts at Glass Joe's aorta.
Glass Joe's fans are outraged. "Hey employee! Disqualify Male Robin!" one fan yelled.
"Uhh, he's hitting above the belt, so it's legal." the World Video Boxing Association employee said.
Male Robin prepped a flurry of sword strikes and let loose, giving Glass Joe all he's got.
The World Video Boxing Association employee stood up on his desk. "FINISH HIM!" he yelled.
Male Robin took out a Sega Genesis controller, pushed some buttons, and then he did a fatality that's too violent to write down.
Victor: Male Robin, the Magician Tactician
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Popo is now permanently traumatised.
"DUDE! WHAT THE HECK!" Steve yelled at Male Robin.
"Honestly Male Robin, from one Fire Emblem character to another... You're messed up." Roy said.
"Well hey, I won, didn't I?" Male Robin said.
Roy, Steve, Ness, & Nana look at each other.
"Fine, Male Robin. We'll accept your help, but only because we can't win ourselves." Ness said.
"ALL RIGHT! I'M REALLY FEELING IT!" Male Robin exclaimed.
"That's Shulk's line..." Nana said.
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Timeskip
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"And now it's time for the last battle. Male Robin vs Little Mac." The World Video Boxing Association employee said.
"Boo! You've got no zest in your voice!" an audience member said.
"Hey, blame Nana." The World Video Boxing Association employee said.
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Battle 35: Male Robin, the Magician Tactician vs Little Mac, the Bruiser from the Bronx
Doc Louis watches from the back. "Hey man, let's have a clean matc-" He began to say, before being interuppted.
"YIPEE!" Male Robin said as he took out a Birdarang and threw it at Little Mac, aiming between the eyes. Little Mac barely dodged.
"Time for me Jolt Haymaker!" Little Mac said as he did his Jolt Haymaker.
"...that's it? A punch? Hah." Male Robin said as he took out his tome. "TONITRUS CANERE!"
"Uhh, wrong game doofus-" Little Mac said before he got shocked and paralysed.
"I know. It was just to distract you." Male Robin smirked. He then took out every tome he had.
"TIME FOR MY SPECIAL ATTACK!" Male Robin exclaimed. He put his tomes together and shot out a beam of electricity that's on fire and conjuring whirlwinds and is also dark. "GO! QUADRUPLE FINISH!"
The Quadruple Finish hit Little Mac square on. "I WON!" Male Robin exclaimed.
"Um, actually" the World Video Boxing Association employee said. "He's alive."
Male Robin did an anime gasp and turned around to see Little Mac emerging from the dust clouds. "I countered it." He said. "Now it's my turn! Giga Mac!"
Little Mac then transformed into Giga Mac. He then punched Male Robin until he fainted and he got swirly eyes.
Victor: Little Mac, the Bruiser from the Bronx
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Giga Mac has not been defeated. Still with the red, glowing eyes from Galeem and Dharkon, he maniacally laughs.
"YOU DOOFUSES WILL NEVER TAKE ME-" Giga Mac began to say, before getting interuppted by Nana hitting him over the head with a wooden pickaxe. Giga Mac reverts to Little Mac and is now free from Galeem & Dharkon's control.
"Nana!" Popo exclaimed. "You can't enter the ring! You didn't sign up! You're breaking the World Video Boxing Association rul-"
"We're not here to box, Popo. We're here to get Little Mac. And that's what we did. Now let's leave." Nana said.
"...good point. Why didn't we do that from the beginning?" Popo said.
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Timeskip
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"So Little Mac, we travel from world to world, rescuing all the Smash fighters." Roy explained to Little Mac while walking.
"Sounds good!" Little Mac said. "How do we get to the next world?"
"We use Samus's shi-" Roy began to say, before getting interuppted.
"SAMUS!? THAT PIECE OF SHOOT! THAT TALL B-WORD!" Little Mac exclaimed. He looked forwards and saw Samus & Zero Suit Samus hanging out outside the ship.
"SAMUS! I'M COMING FOR YOU!" Little Mac exclaimed as he angrily ran at full speed towards Samus & Zero Suit Samus.
Samus noticed Little Mac. "Oh, SHOOT!"
Samus & Zero Suit Samus then entered the ship and flew away to avoid Little Mac. Little Mac continued to run.
"...well there goes our ride." Roy said.
"Can I PLEASE have some context?!" Steve asked.