Party:
Roy, the Young Lion
Ice Climbers, the Bone-Chilling Duo
Mr. Game & Watch, Master of Two Dimensions
Ness, the PSI Powerhouse
Steve of Minecraft
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*POOF*
"Here we are, the next world." Ness said after using PSI Teleport
"...This place looks weird." Steve said
"This is the world of Final Fantasy." Nana said.
"World of Final Fantasy? I love that game!" Popo said.
Nana got annoyed and hit Popo. "No you idiot. I mean this world is the world of Final Fantasy."
"...I still don't get it." Popo said while dizzy from Nana's punch.
"Anyways... We need to find Cloud Strife." Roy said
"Soldier 1st Class Cloud Strife or Advent Children Cloud Strife?" Mr. Game & Watch asked.
"Uhh, is there a difference?" Roy asked.
Mr. Game & Watch pulled out a blackboard. "Advent Children Cloud Strife has numeroud differences. For one, his sword is different. His clothes are also different blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah..." Mr. Game & Watch blathered on.
Roy is bored. But then he heard something.
"GENKAI O KOERU!" yelled a voice. Roy, alarmed, turned around, and saw Soldier 1st Class Cloud Strife glowing blue. He then slowly walks up to Roy and makes contact.
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Battle 37: Roy, the Young Lion, Mr. Game & Watch, Master of Two Dimensions, Steve of Minecraft vs Soldier 1st Class Cloud Strife, Squall, & Black Mage
Roy, Steve, Mr. Game & Watch, Cloud, Squall, and Black Mage enter a Final Fantasy battle.
"Oh god no... not another RPG battle..." Roy muttered.
"Hey, where's the others?" Steve asked.
"This is a Final Fantasy VII battle. 3 party members only. I guess it's us three because you two were closest to me." Roy said.
Squall hit Roy.
"OW! Hey Cloud! Why's Squall here?" Roy asked.
"Watashi wa ryokō shite kimashita. Saikyō no fainarufantajī no kyarakutā to bando o atsumete sekai o seiha shimasu!" Cloud exclaimed.
Black Mage shot some energy blasts at Roy's shoulder.
"...Then why's Black Mage here?" Roy asked.
"... Mada dare mo mitsukarimasen" Cloud said.
"pfffft. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Roy laughed.
Cloud, angry at Roy's laughter, ran up to Roy and tried slashing. But before he could attack, he got frozen in time.
"CLOUD STRIFE" Xander Mobus said. "YOU ARE BREAKING THE RULES BY ACTING WHEN IT IS NOT YOUR TURN. YOU SHALL BE PUNISHED."
A bolt of lightning then struck Cloud, taking him out of commision.
"Oh no! Cloud is knocked out! Quick, Squall, use a Phoenix Down!" Black Mage said.
"Ok." Squall said as he tried using a Phoenix Down. But since it wasn't his turn he got struck by lightning too.
"Oh no! Both Cloud and Squall are knocked out! I better use a Phoenix Down!" Black Mage said. But since it wasn;t his turn he got struck by lightning.
The Final Fantasy VII victory theme played.
Victor: Roy, the Young Lion, Mr. Game & Watch, Master of Two Dimensions, Steve of Minecraft
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Cloud stood up, eyes still glowing red. "Roy. I have a message from the prince himself." He stated.
Roy raised an eyebrow. "Mr. Game & Watch, is there a prince in Final Fantasy?" He asked. Mr. Game & Watch shrugged.
Cloud swung his arms. "NO! Not a Final Fantasy character. Of course, I'm talking about the one, the only, Prince Marth!" Cloud exclaimed.
"M-Marth?!" Roy exclaimed.
"That's PRINCE Marth to you! Hehehehe, when Prince Marth gets his hands on you, you'll WISH you were dead! Heheheh, hahaha, HAHAHAHAHA-" Cloud laughed maniacally before being slapped by Nana, knocking the evil out of him.
"How'd you suddenly learn English?" Popo asked.
"Huh? Oh right I'm supposed to be Japanese. Uhh, kawaii?" Cloud shrugged.
Popo, Nana, Ness, & Steve explain the whole Galeem & Dharkon thing to Cloud, Squall, & Black Mage. Meanwhile, Roy paces away.
"Marth..." Roy somberly said.