Corrin Crew:
Male Corrin, the Half Dragon
Simon, Vampire Hunter
Luigi, the Green Wonder
Captain Falcon, the Supersonic Slugger
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The Corrin Crew walked along the path. In the Kirby universe, the crew sticks out like a sore thumb.
"So, Captain Falcon, you said you saw Kirby?" Male Corrin asked.
Captain Falcon nodded. "First thing I saw when I woke up from being a trophy."
"Not the best lead, but it's the best we got." Male Corrin said. "If we want to find Roy, we've got to take any oppotunity."
A Waddle Doo walked up to the crew. "Why hello there! Welcome to Green Greens! My name's Waddle Do-" Waddle Doo began to say, before being interuppted.
Simon grabbed Waddle Doo by the collar and lifted him up. "WHERE IS ROY?!" Simon yelled in his face. "TELL ME!"
Male Corrin put his hand on Simon, silently telling him to ease up. Simon put Waddle Doo down.
"Take us to your leader." Male Corrin calmly said.
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Timeskip
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Waddle Doo looked up at the Corrin Crew. He lets a sweat loose seeing their menacing appearance. Male Corrin looks down to see that Waddle Doo is staring. Surprised, Waddle Doo quickly darts his eye back down.
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Timeskip
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"Excuse me King Dedede, but these fine fellows would like to have a word with you." Waddle Doo said. King Dedede looks up from his plate of food. He has a puzzled expression.
"...The only one I recognise is Luigi." King Dedede said.
Simon, offended, steps forward. "WHY YOU LITTLE- Listen up, buckaroo! I'm SIMON FUCKING BELMONT! A gaming ICON!" Simon exclaimed.
Male Corrin pulls Simon back. "King Dedede, I would like to discuss something with you." Male Corrin calmly said. "Or rather, someONE. A certain red-haired anime swordfighter."
King Dedede stands up. "You mean... Roy?" He asks.
Male Corrin nods.
"Heh. I ain't tellin' you nothin'!" King Dedede scoffed.
Simon clenches his fists. "Tell us, or ELSE!"
King Dedede frowns. "You know what? Fine! I'll fight! You guys are annoying me!"
King Dedede walks forwards and takes out his hammer.
Waddle Doo spectates. "Oh man, what's gonna happen?" He says to himself as he takes out some popcorn and tries eating it. "Oh wait I forgot I have no mouth."
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Battle 37: Male Corrin, the Half Dragon, Simon, Vampire Hunter, Luigi, the Green Wonder, Captain Falcon, the Supersonic Slugger vs King Dedede, Self-Made King
Simon runs forwards and lashes out. King Dedede swiftly dodges using his nimble mobility skills.
"Is that all you got?" King Dedede asks. He smashes Simon, knocking him back.
"Simon, we need to be tactical!" Male Corrin said as he unsheathed his sword.
Captain Falcon runs at King Dedede. "King Dedede is fast, no doubt about it. But is he faster than me? I don't think so!" Captain Falcon exclaims as he tried doing Raptor Boost. But King Dedede jumped out of the way, and he then dropped onto Captain Falcon.
"Ugh!" Captain Falcon exclaimed.
Male Corrin tried thinking of a plan. He then thought of a plan. He walked up to King Dedede and then taunted. King Dedede, angered, tried attacking Male Corrin, but he countered it.
"OW!" King Dedede said. "Alright, that's it! Waddle Dees!"
A stampede of Waddle Dees then started running towards the Corrin Crew.
Male Corrin's eyes widened. "Guys! Ride me!" He exclaimed as he transformed into a dragon.
"Ew gross no way." Luigi said.
"No, seriously, get on me!" Male Corrin said.
"I'm not gay bro-" Luigi began to say, before being run over by the Waddle Dees. Male Corrin, Captain Falcon, and Simon watch from above.
"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Luigi is screwed over." King Dedede said. "But it looks like you guys are still alive..."
King Dedede then snatched Waddle Doo. "Wha- Hey! What are you doing!?" Waddle Doo asked. King Dedede then began using Waddle Doo as a gun, shooting lasers into the sky to try to hit the Corrin Crew. Male Corrin dodges.
"Damn! This guy's good!" Male Corrin said.
"I know! I'll use a projectile!" Simon said. He then threw a cross. But then it boomeranged back, hitting Male Corrin's wings. "OW!" Male Corrin said. He then fell to the ground and transformed into human form. And since he was carrying Simon and Captain Falcon, they fell too.
King Dedede nimbly walked up to the fallen Corrin Crew. "Not so cool now, are ya?" He said. "Time to finish you!"
King Dedede then used inhale to try to suck up the Corrin Crew.
Captain Falcon then had a traumatic flashback of F-Zero being destroyed by Kirby's inhale. "NOO!" He yelled. "I-I WON'T LET YOU! FALCON... PUUUUUUNNNCCCHHH!"
King Dedede got knocked back a great distance. "What the heck?! What's with you?!" King Dedede asked.
Captain Falcon ran up to King Dedede. "I... I won't let you destroy F-Zero, Kirby!" Captain Falcon said, blinded by emotion.
King Dedede didn't get a chance to say anything before getting Falcon Punched again. This time, it sent him launching into the stratosphere.
"King Dedede's blasting off againnnnn!" King Dedede said.
Victor: Male Corrin, the Half Dragon, Simon, Vampire Hunter, Captain Falcon, the Supersonic Slugger
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Captain Falcon stands there, breathing heavily.
"...You done?" Male Corrin asked. Captain Falcon nods.
"What do we do now?!" Simon angrily yells. "You knocked Dedede away! We needed to ask him where Roy is!"
Male Corrin crosses his arms and shakes his head.
"I, can tell you where Roy is." said a deep voice. Male Corrin, alarmed, looked up to face the voice.
"Yes. It is I, Meta Knight."