Party:
Roy, the Young Lion
Ice Climbers, the Bone-Chilling Duo
Mr. Game & Watch, Master of Two Dimensions
Ness, the PSI Powerhouse
Steve of Minecraft
Soldier 1st Class Cloud Strife
Squall
Black Mage

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The party is cruising in a car to get to the next world, with Cloud driving. "Wow Cloud, when'd you get a car?" Popo asked. "Pretty cool, right? Noctis gave it to me!" Cloud responded.

Roy sat in the back, alone. Pondering. Mr. Game & Watch walked up to Roy.

"Roy, it's ok. I understand how you feel." Mr. Game & Watch said as he put his hand on Roy's shoulder. "I was a low tier in Melee too."

"It's not that, Mr. Game & Watch." Roy responded. "I's just that, well, Back when Melee first came out, I didn't have a home game to go back to. And no one else spoke Japanese, so Marth was my only friend."

"Roy..." Mr. Game & Watch said. He wanted to comfort Roy, but didn't know how. "It... It is inevitable that we will win."

"...Thanks, I guess?" Roy said.

The car then stopped.

"We're here." Cloud said.

Roy looks forwards. It is Marth's castle. At the very top is Marth. He points at Roy's party.

"My army, attack!" Marth exclaimed.

Marth's army didn't move. "Huh? What was that?" one soldier said. "Did you say something.

"I said attack!" Marth said.

Marth's army still didn't move.

"ATTACK THEM!" Marth yelled.

Marth's army didn't move. "...did he say attack?" one soldier said. "...I think so?" another said. Marth's army then half-heartedly marched forward.

"That's a lot of soldiers..." Black Mage said.

"Everyone, GET DOWN!" Squall exclaimed.

Roy, Popo, Nana, Mr. Game & Watch, Ness, Steve, Cloud, Black Mage, and Squall then ducked down into the car. Just in time, too, as the soldiers began to shoot at them.

"Damn! Where the heck did they get guns?!" Nana asked.

"I mean hey, Fox had Pokeballs." Ness said.

"What do we do?! There's thousands of them!" Black Mage panicked.

"Don't worry guys, this car can fly!" Cloud said.

"But... guns. They shoot." Popo said.

"Oh, right." Cloud said.

Steve pondered for a second. "Guys, I think I have a plan."

Steve took out some TNT, redstone blocks, pistons, and various other items. He then attached them to the car.

"Cloud, fly us!" Steve ordered.

"Geez. I know my name's Cloud, but I can't actually fly, you know!" Cloud said.

"W-What? No, I mean fly the car..." Steve said.

Cloud made an embarrased anime expression. "I-I knew that! I was just kidding!"

Cloud then flew the car over Marth's army, who shot at the car.

"They're hitting us!" Black Mage panicked.

"Not for long!" Steve said as he pulled a lever. The lever activated a redstone contraption, dropping TNT onto Marth's army.

"And BOOM goes the TNT!" Steve said.

"There's still more though!" Popo said.

"Then everyone, use your projectiles!" Steve ordered.

Popo and Nana used their ice shots. Mr. Game & Watch used chef. Ness used PK Thunder. Steve shot arrows. Cloud used Blade Beam. Squall used his revolver. Black Mage used his black magic.

Marth's army panicked as they got shot from above.

"There! We're at the top of the castle." Cloud said.

Marth looked out the window of the castle, and saw the flying car. "What the... frick?!" Marth said. "Well, it doesn't matter! I'm safe in my castle!"

"That's where you're wrong!" Steve said. He pulled another lever, activating a TNT cannon. A TNT block then blew open a wall in Marth's castle.

Marth did an anime gasp.

Cloud then landed the car inside Marth's castle. Everyone except Roy stepped out.

"Well, it seems that I have no choice. It is time... FOR BATTLE!" Marth exclaimed.

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Battle 38: Roy, the Young Lion, Ice Climbers, the Bone-Chilling Duo, Mr. Game & Watch, Master of Two Dimensions, Ness, the PSI Powerhouse, Steve of Minecraft, Soldier 1st Class Cloud Strife, Squall, Black Mage vs Marth, the Hero-King

"Alright guys, Marth is a swordfighter, so we just gotta keep out distan-" Ness began to say before getting shot.

Everyone is shocked.

"Haha, that's right!" Marth said. "Who needs a stupid sword, when I can have a GUN!"

Marth is holding a straight-up pistol.

"DUDE!" Nana exclaimed.

"Oh no! He has a gun! We're doomed!" Black Mage panicked.

Marth began shooting at the party. "Gone are the days of being a swordfighter. Now, I'm a GUNFIGHTER!"

"I'll just use my bucke-" Mr. Game & Watch began to say, before being interuppted.

"Bang bang!" Marth exclaims as he shoots Mr. Game & Watch's hands, knocking the bucket out of his hands. The bucket falls to the ground, and dissapates back to Flat Zone.

"...whoops." Mr. Game & Watch said. Marth then shot him.

"NNNOOOOOO-" Black Mage began to say, before getting shot.

"Umm umm umm..." Steve said as he rummaged throug his inventory. "String? No. Spider eye? No. Slime ball? No. Damn-" Steve said as he got shot. He then died, and respawned back home.

"Nana, let's do Squall Hammer!" Popo exclaimed.

"Popo, that's a dumb idea, he'll just shoot us- WOAH!" Nana began to say, before Popo grabbed her hand and ran forward. arth took the oppotunity to shoot them both.

"Popo you idiot." Nana said as she died.

"Guys, we can still win! Through the power of FRIENDSHIP! Who's with me?" Cloud asked. No one responded. He looked around, everyone's dead except for himself, Squall, and Roy.

"Do you... HAVE friends?" Squall asked.

"...I thought you were my friend?" Cloud said.

"tch. Not even close." Squall said.

Marth then shot Squall.

Cloud ran up to Roy. "Roy! It's just you and me now! We need to stop Marth!"

"Marth..." Roy muttered.

Marth then shot Cloud. He then walked up to Roy.

"Well well well, if it isn't Roy. A.K.A. Cloney McCloneton." Marth said. "With no moves of your own, what's your purpose of existing?"

Marth then pointed the gun at Roy. "Time to die-" Marth began to say, before being interuppted.

"Marth." Roy said.

"Huh?" Marth said.

Roy stood up. "Marth. How could you? I trusted you. You were my friend!" Roy exclaimed.

Marth is annoyed. "Yeah well not anymore. I'm a gunfighter now, guns are way better that swor-"

Roy interupted Marth. "TIME TO DIE MARTH!" Roy exclaimed as he burnt Marth to death.

Marth, lying on the ground in pain, sat up. "Hey! I wasn't finished with my dialogue! Let's see, where was I? Guns are way better that swords. Ok, now I'm finished."

Victor: Roy, the Young Lion, Ice Climbers, the Bone-Chilling Duo, Mr. Game & Watch, Master of Two Dimensions, Ness, the PSI Powerhouse, Steve of Minecraft, Soldier 1st Class Cloud Strife, Squall, Black Mage

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Marth wakes up, now free from Galeem & Dharkon's control. "Ow, what happened?" Marth asks.

"You shot everyone." Roy explained.

Marth raised an eyebrow. "...Shot? Like, with a gun?" Marth says while he looks down. He sees a pistol in his hand. "Kyaa!" Marth exclaims as he throws the gun away.

"Filthy gun. Swords are superior." Marth scoffed.

"Yeah ok. Lemme revive my teammates real quick." Roy said.

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Timeskip

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"Good thing Cloud had some Phoenix Downs on him." Roy conveniently said.

Marth looks at Roy, Popo, Nana, Mr. Game & Watch, Ness, Steve, Cloud, Squall, and Black Mage. "Gee Roy, your party's kinda big." Marth said. "And, well, since all my soldiers are dead, can I have some of yours?"

Roy looks at his 8 teammates. "Geez, do I seriously have 8 teammates?!" Roy said. "That's way too much."

"You mean too MANY." Nana condecendingly said.

"And that's why I'm cutting the team down." Roy said. "From now on, it's just me. By myself. You all stay with Marth."

"Yeah, I kinda need the help rebuilding my castle." Marth said.

"Wha- I'm not gonna be your slave!" Nana exclaimed. She turned around to face Roy, but he already warped away.