Party:
Steve of Minecraft
Ness, the PSI Powerhouse
Mr. Game & Watch, the Master of Two Dimensions
Ice Climbers, the Bone-Chilling Duo
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*POOF*
"Why'd you take us here?" Nana asked with an annoyed tone.
"Because we can get money here." Ness said. "Look around you."
Everyone looked around. It's the world of Splatoon.
"If we compete in the Turf Wars, we might get some cash!" Ness explained. "Now let's go sign up!"
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Timeskip
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"So, here to sign up, eh?" said the Splatoon employee.
"Hey! It's you again!" Nana exclaimed.
"Yeah, but you're wearing a beanie now." Popo said.
"Err, dunno what you're talking about. Now, you gonna sign up?" the Splatoon employee asked.
"Yep! All five of us!" Ness said. "And uhh, the Ice Climbers fight as one."
"Grreeaat!" said the Splatoon employee. "And the battle starts... now!"
"Now?!" Steve exclaimed. "We better get going!"
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Timeskip
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"Ladies and gentlemen! Welcome to this Turf War!" exclaimed the Splatoon employee. "Today, we have Ness, Steve, Mr. Game & Watch, and the Ice Climbers, vs Female Inkling, Male Inkling, Male Robin, and Samus!"
"Wait wait wait... Male Robin and Samus?!" Ness exclaimed.
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Battle 44: Steve of Minecraft, Ness, the PSI Powerhouse, Mr. Game & Watch, the Master of Two Dimensions, Ice Climbers, the Bone-Chilling Duo vs Female Inkling, Half Squid, Male Inkling, Half Kid, Male Robin, the Magician Tactician, and Samus, Bounty Hunter Extrondinaire
"Samus, use your heavy weaponry!" Female Inkling ordered. "Male Inkling and I will do our usual tactics. And Male Robin, you do you."
"I'm on it!" Samus said.
"GoTcHa, ChIeF!" Male Robin said in a deranged manner.
"Perfect." Female Inkling smirked. Eyes glowing red.
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Meanwhile
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"Why do they have Samus and Male Robin?!" Ness exclaimed
"Who cares?! No time to think, just go!" Nana exclaimed.
Ness, Steve, Mr. Game & Watch, Popo, and Nana then all run off in different directions, spraying turquoise ink everywhere.
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Steve runs around, shooting ink. Suddenly, Female Inkling and Male Inkling pop up from behind him. Steve didn't have any time to react before getting splatted.
"Booyah, motherfricker." Female Inkling said.
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Samus walks around, shooting ink from her arm cannon. She looks forward and sees Mr. Game & Watch.
"Perfect! A victim!" She says. She then unleashes a missile, which hit Mr. Game & Watch, exploding in ink.
"Ow." Mr. Game & Watch said.
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The Ice Climbers are legally obligated to stay together and work as one in this Turf War.
"Shoot over there!" Nana ordered.
Popo shoots.
"No, THERE! Idiot." Nana said.
Suddenly Nana got hit in the back of the head. She turns around and sees Male Robin holding a cork popgun.
"What? Oh it's just you." Nana said.
Male Robin then smirks. He takes out a comically oversized mallet and whacks the Ice Climbers. The mallet was also filled with ink, so they got splatted.
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Ness runs through the arena, shooting ink at the ground. When he suddenly heard footsteps and sloshing noises from behind. He turns around and sees Male Robin holding a comically oversized mallet. Ness turns back around to run, but sees Samus pointing her arm cannon in his face.
Suddenly, Female Inkling and Male Inkling appear at Ness's left and right.
The enemy team then all attacked at once, splatting Ness.
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The party sits in a corner.
"It's futile!" Ness complained.
"This is stupid!" Nana exclaimed.
"I do not see the point of continuing." Mr. Game & Watch said.
Steve sighed. "I do admit, it seems rough. But we have to keep going!" Steve said.
"What's the frickin' point?" Nana said.
Steve stood up. "Guys. There's amazing potential in each and every one of you. Ness, you're just 13, but you've conquered so many powerful foes. Popo, Nana, you two train rigorously everyday, to climb even the highest of mountains. And Mr. Game & Watch, you come from an entirely different dimension, a 2D one, completely different to the 3D world, yet you thrive so well." Steve said.
"Don't you guys see? You guys are amazing!" Steve exclaimed.
Ness stood up. "Steve is right. We can't give up!"
"Well ok." Mr. Game & Watch said.
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Female Inkling kicked back and relaxed. "We're sure to win!"
"With the prize money, I'll finally be able to afford a TV!" Samus said.
"And I'll be able to buy more Skittles!" Male Robin said.
"...Hey, do you hear that?" Male Inkling said. "Sounds like running."
Suddenly, Ness, Steve, Popo, Nana, and Mr. Game & Watch run up to the enemy group.
"What, do you guys think you can win?" Female Inkling condecendingly asked.
"Yeah!" Ness exclaimed. "And I'll show you why! PK Fire!"
Ness then shot a PK Fire at Female Inkling, who swiftly dodged.
"You little frick!" Female Inkling said. "If it's a skirmish you want, that's what you'll get!"
Female Inkling and Male Inkling swam up to Ness and tried doing a synchronised attack, which Ness dodged. Female Inkling and Male Inkling ended up accidentally hitting each other.
"Wha? We're doing this now?" Samus asked. She tried shooting Ness, but it didn't actially hurt because she was shooting ink.
"Oh. Right, I forgot. I replaced my real weapons with ink for this Turf War..." Samus said.
Popo and Nana jumped over Samus and whacked her from behind, fainting her.
Mr. Game & Watch intentionally fell on his face, flattening himself on the ground. He then crawled up the walls and onto the ceiling. He then intentionally fell down, landing on top of Male Robin.
"H-Hey! I can't see! Everything's dark!" Male Robin exclaimed.
Steve used the oppotunity to wind up a big punch. He then punched Male Robin in the stomach.
Victor: Steve of Minecraft, Ness, the PSI Powerhouse, Mr. Game & Watch, the Master of Two Dimensions, Ice Climbers, the Bone-Chilling Duo
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"AAAAAAAAAAAANNDD WE HAVE A WINNER!" said the Splatoon employee.
"What?!" said a spectator. "But they didn't cover the most land in ink! They just beat up the other team!"
"Yeah, well, what can I say? I LOVE violence!" the Splatoon employee said with a smile.
Ness, Steve, Mr. Game & Watch, Popo, and Nana walk to to the Splatoon employee and take the cash.
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Timeskip
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"Here Red, we got some cash." Ness said, handing the cash to Red.
Red looked at the money. "Did you get this from Splatoon? I can tell." Red sighed.
"Well, I guess I just have to face Leaf's fury..." Red said with a voice of disappointment and fear.
"Just... just take the Switch... I don't care anymore." Red said, handing over the Switch to Ness.
"Hope it goes well for you, Red." Ness said. Ness then gave the Switch to Steve. "Steve, scan the amiibo.
Steve scanned the Female Corrin amiibo and held the Switch up to his ear.
"Heya, this is Female Corrin!" Female Corrin said through the Switch, almost as if it's a phone.
"Female Corrin, it's me, Steve of Minecraft!" Steve said.
"Steve? Oh snap, I haven't seen you in forever!" Female Corrin said. "So what do you need?"
"We're trying to find Roy. He left us. Could you give us a ride?" Steve asked.
"Sure thing!" I'll be right over!" Female Corrin said. The Switch that make a beep sound, meaning she hung up.
Female Corrin then flew to where Steve was standing. "Hop on, guys! Let's fly!"
Ness, Steve, Mr. Game & Watch, Popo, Nana, and Female Corrin then flew away.
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2 hours later
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Leaf walked through the town gates of Palette Town.
"Oh hey Red! Anything interesting happen while I was gone?" Leaf asked.
"Uhhhh... No?" Red lied.
Leaf raised an eyebrow. "Did... something happen?"
"No, no no, nothing at all!" Red lied.
"Well ok." Leaf said as she continued walking.
"Woo. Saved it." Red said to himself.
"WWWWWHHHHHAAAAAAAAAATTTTT?! RRRREEEEDDDD!" Leaf exclaimed from the Pokemon Centre.
"Wuh-oh. Looks like Leaf checked her bank account." Red said to himself. "I better run!"
"I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU RED!" Leaf exclaimed