Party:
Proto-Man, the Prototype
Snake, the Legendary Mercenary
Orange Luma
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"Orange Luma, where should we go first?" Proto Man asked.
"The four keys are in the four corners of the planet." Orange Luma explained. "The closest would be the one in the kitchen."
"Ok. Let's go." Proto Man said. He summoned his Proto Jet, flying off. Snake followed with his cypher, and Orange Luma flew.
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Timeskip
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"Here we are, the kitchen." Orange Luma said. "We need to be careful, because-"
"Bust in, right?" Snake said as he kicked the door down.
Proto Man punched Snake. "idiot."
A green Luma turned to face the group.
*gasp* "It's Proto Man and Snake! And... Orange Luma?" Green Luma said.
Orange Luma sighed. "Yeah. It's me. Orange Luma." Orange Luma said.
"This is unbelievable! I hav to alert everyone!" Green Luma exclaimed. He tried to float away, but was quickly shot down by Proto Man.
Proto Man punched Snake again. "This is why you need to be careful." Proto Man said.
"Geez I'm sorry." Snake said.
Suddenly, Lemmy Koopaling walked into the room.
"Hey Green Luma, we've got an order for- WHAT." Lemmy Koopa said. he looked at Proto Man, Snake, and Orange Luma. He then looked at the fallen Green Luma.
Lemmy was shocked, but got over it quickly. He then tapped a button on his head, transforming his right arm into a gun, and his right eye into a robot eye.
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Battle 46: Proto-Man, the Prototype, Snake, the Legendary Mercenary, Orange Luma vs Lemmy Koopa
Lemmy started by shooting some bullets at Proto Man, who blocked it with his shield.
"Real bullets?! What's with this guy?!" Proto Man exclaimed.
"I'll fight firepower with firepower!" Snake exclaimed. He took out his pistol and shot some bullets at Lemmy. Lemmy blocked the bullets with his metal gun arm.
"What are you guys doing here?!" Lemmy asked.
"We're escaping, obviously." Proto Man said.
"W-What?! From where?!" Lemmy asked.
Proto Man rasied an eyebrow.
Snake shot some more bullets, and Lemmy blocked it. Lemmy retaliated by shooting at Snake. Snake ducked under Lemmy's bullets. Snake then ran up to Lemmy and tackled him.
Victor: Proto-Man, the Prototype, Snake, the Legendary Mercenary, Orange Luma
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"Look, I don't want any trouble." Lemmy said.
"Orange Luma, why is Lemmy Koopa here?" Proto Man asked.
"He's the waiter at this restaurant." Orange Luma said. "This planet is like half city, half prison."
"Weird." Snake commented.
"Ok, but why is he a cyborg?" Proto Man asked.
"Jeff from Earthbound sold it to me." Lemmy explained. "My bionic enhancements, that is."
"Ok, then where are the others? If Lemmy is here, the other Koopalings can't be far!" Proto Man said as he looked around.
"Nope. Just me. I left the others to follow my dream of being a waiter in space." Lemmy said.
"Where's the key?" Proto Man asked.
"What key?" Lemmy asked.
Proto Man threw away Lemmy. "Useless."
"The key's around here somewhere." Orange Luma said.
"Yeah. In fact, I have it on my right now!" said a voice.
Proto Man gasped. He turned around and saw Male Wii Fit Trainer.
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Battle 47: Proto-Man, the Prototype, Snake, the Legendary Mercenary, Orange Luma vs Male Wii Fit Trainer, the BMI Bandit
"Why the heck is Male Wii Fit Trainer in space?!" Proto Man exclaimed.
Male Wii Fit Trainer then used Sun Salutation and attacked Proto Man. Luckily, he blocked it.
"Oh. That's why." Proto Man said.
"Being in outer space powers me up!" Male Wii Fit Trainer said. "My Sun Salutation is much stronger!"
Snake tried to hit Male Wii Fit Trainer, but he dodged.
"Haha! Low gravity lets me jump high!" Male Wii Fit Trainer said.
"...wait, THAT'S IT!" Proto Man said as he snapped his fingers. "I know how to beat Male Wii Fit Trainer!"
"How?" Snake asked.
"Hey Male Wii Fit Trainer!" Proto Man exclaimed, getting Male Wii Fit Trainer's attention.
"What is it?" Male Wii Fit Trainer asked.
"Did you know that being in outer space makes your bones weaker?" Proto man said.
Male Wii Fit Trainer gasped. "I-I didn't consider that!" He said as he fell to his knees. "G-Gah! My... My bone! AAAGGGGHHHH!"
Male Wii Fit Trainer's bones melted.
Victor: Proto-Man, the Prototype, Snake, the Legendary Mercenary, Orange Luma
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Proto Man walked up to the flesh pile that was Male Wii Fit Trainer and looted his body for the key.
"That's one key down" Proto Man said.
"Do you think Male Wii Fit Trainer will be ok?" Snake asked.
"Don't think about it." Orange Luma said.