Edgy Organization:
Dark Pit, the Dark-Winged Doppelganger
Shadow, the Ultimate Life Form
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The Edgy Organization walked with no destination, traveling whereever the road took them.
Dark Pit looked up at the road sign. "Route 1."
"Well, I, for one, have no idea where this is." Shadow said.
"I think I know this place." Dark Pit edgily said. "Incineroar's homeland. Alola."
A passerby, Elio, piped up. "Wait, you guys WALKED here?"
"Yeah. Got a problem?" Dark Pit asked.
"Well, it's just that... this is an island." Elio pointed out.
"Shut up. No one cares." Dark Pit edgily said.
Elio backed off.
"Shadow, we're gonna have to-" Dark Pit began to say, before being interuppted by someone.
"HEY!" yelled a high-pitched voice.
Dark Pit turned around and saw Pichu.
"This is MY tall grass! You stay out!" Pichu exclaimed.
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Battle 51: Dark Pit, the Dark-Winged Doppelganger & Shadow, the Ultimate Life Form vs Pichu, Shockingly Adorable
Pichu started charging up Thundershock. "PIIIIIICHUUUUUUU!" Pichu exclaimed.
Dark Pit and Shadow covered their ears. "AGH! So high-pitched!" Shadow commented.
Pichu then unleashed Thundershock.
"Why does it hurt so much?!" Dark Pit asked.
"I'm not just any Pichu." Pichy said. "I'm the SMASH BROS Pichu!"
"I had the oppotunity to evolve, but NO! That's stupid. I'm staying a Pichu forever!" Pichu said.
Shadow tried kicking Pichu, but Pichu dodged.
"You're fast, but I'm faster!" Pichu said.
"Impossible!" Shadow exclaimed.
Dark Pit took out his Chaos Emerald. He looked at it's purple glow, and nodded to himself. "Chaos... CONTROL!" Dark Pit exclaimed.
Pichu was frozen in time. Shadow seized the opputunity and kicked Pichu in the skull.
Victor: Dark Pit, the Dark-Winged Doppelganger & Shadow, the Ultimate Life Form
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"Wow, thanks for freeing me from Galeem and Dharkon's control!" Pichu exclaimed. "I love you guys. Can I tag along?"
"NO." Dark Pit sternly said.
"B-But..." Pichu began to weep.
"No means no!" Shadow exclaimed.
Dark Pit and Shadow then walked away from the weeping Pichu.
"Pssh. Weakling." Shadow commented.
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Timeskip
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Dark Pit and Shadow walked around the Alola reigon.
Dark Pit stopped walking. "We're here."
"Dark Pit, where is this?" Shadow asked.
"I'm sensing a high level of edginess coming from this mountain." Dark Pit explained. "We're going to find the source of the edginess."
Shadow nodded. "I'll run, and you fly."
Dark Pit nodded. He spread his wings, and flapped up. Shadow activated his jet shoes and started sliding up the mountain.
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Timeskip
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*roll*
"Woah!" Shadow exclaimed. "Why the heck was there a giant snowball rolling down the mountain?!"
Another snowball rolled down the mountain. Dark Pt had to fly higher to avoid it.
"Damn! Someone's trying to stop us!" Dark Pit said.
Distant laughing can be heard.
Dark Pit squinted and looked forth. It was Larry Koopa and a Spike (from Super Mario).
"You'll never get up!" Larry exclaimed.
"Why would Larry Koopa want to stop us?!" Dark Pit exclaimed.
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Battle 52: Dark Pit, the Dark-Winged Doppelganger & Shadow, the Ultimate Life Form vs Larry Koopa, the Youngest, & Spike
"Spike! Throw another snowball!" Larry commanded.
"On it, boss!" Spike said.
Spike scooped up some snow, formed it into a ball, and rolled it down. As it rolled down, it grew in size.
Dark Pit swerved out of the way to dodge the sub-zero sphere.
"Looks like this is an UPHILL battle! Ha!" Spike laughed.
"Damn!" Dark Pit exclaimed. He took out his Silver Bow and tried shooting Larry Koopa, but he dodged.
"Larry Koopa! Why are you doing this?" Shadow asked.
"Because I'm bored." Larry said. "Now throw another one, Spike!"
"On it, boss!" Spike said.
Spike scooped up some snow, formed it into a ball, and rolled it down. Shadow had to evade the rolling snowball.
Shadow took out his rifle and tried shooting Spike, but he missed.
"That's it! Dark Pit, hand over the Chaos Emerald!" Shadow said.
Dark Pit handed the Chaos Emerald over to Shadow. "Chaos... BLAST!" Shadow exclaimed. He blasted Larry and Spike, defeating them.
Victor: Dark Pit, the Dark-Winged Doppelganger & Shadow, the Ultimate Life Form
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With Larry Koopa defeated, Dark Pit and Shadow continued journying up the mountain.
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Timeskip
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Dark Pit and Shadow walked around on the mountain's peak. "We're getting closer. I can feel it." Dark Pit said.
Suddenly, the mountain's peak was engulfed in darkness. Dark Pit and Shadow were alarmed.
"Who's there?!" Shadow asked.
Suddenly, a dark entity slammed itself against Shadow multiple times.
"I should be the one asking that." said an edgy voice.
Dark Pit struggled to see in the darkness. He squinted and saw a human figure.
"But to answer your question, I'm Gladion." Gladion said.
Gladion then striked an edgy pose.
"And you're on my turf. Which means we need to BATTLE!" Gladion exclaimed.
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Battle 53: Dark Pit, the Dark-Winged Doppelganger & Shadow, the Ultimate Life Form vs Gladion, Expert of Edginess, & Silvally
"Silvally! Multi-Attack!" Gladion ordered.
"I got it covered!" Silvally exclaimed. Silvally then used Multi-Attack on Dark Pit, ramming into him multiple times.
"Gah!" Dark Pit stumbled.
"Hmm, you two are Dark types, aren't ya?" Gladion observed. "Alright, Silvally, Fairy Drive!"
"Alright!" Silvally exclaimed. Gladion took out a Fairy Drive and plugged it into Silvally.
"Silvally, Multi-Attack on both of them!" Gladion commanded.
"I'm on it!" Silvally said. He rammed into Dark Pit and Shadow multiple times.
"AGH!" Dark Pit exclaimed.
"DAMN!" Shadow exclaimed. Shadow ran up to Silvally and kicked him. It wasn't very effective...
"Tch. Loser. Your Fighting-type attack won't do much to my Fairy-type Silvally!" Gladion said.
Dark Pit took out his bow and shot an arrow of darkness at Silvally. It wasn't very effective...
"Do you not learn? Your Dark-type arrow won't do much to my Fairy-type Silvally." Gladion said.
Dark Pit thought hard. Fairy-type? Like Jigglypuff? Fairy-types are weak to Steel, right?
Dark Pit ran up to Silvally and sliced with his Silver Bow.
"RAAAHHHHH!" Silvally exclaimed in pain.
Glasion gasped. "Silvally, Steel Drive!"
"I'll gladly accept it." Silvally said. He then transformed into a Steel type.
"Oh yeah? Take THIS!" Shadow exclaimed as he kicked Silvally's face.
"Whoops, wrong choice." Gladion said. "Silvally, uhh, Ghost drive!"
"Hmm... Ok Gladion. I'll do it, not because I agree, but because I trust you." Silavlly responded. He then transformed into a Ghost type.
Dark Pit scoffed. He then shot Silvally with his dark arrow.
"ARRGGHHH!" Silvally screamed in pain.
"Ah! Sorry Silvally!" Gladion said. "Let's try... uhh, Poison drive!"
"Sure. I guess." Silvally said. He then transformed into a poison type.
"You fool." Shadow said. "Chaos... BLAST!"
Silvally was struck with a super-effective Chaos Blast, knocking him out.
Shadow then kicked Gladion in the face, defeating him.
Victor: Dark Pit, the Dark-Winged Doppelganger & Shadow, the Ultimate Life Form
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Gladion rubbed him pain in pain. "What happened?"
"Galeem and Dharkon took control of everyone. Including you." Dark Pit explained. "We beated you and Silvally up, freeing both of you."
"Gladion. You're edgy enough to join our gang. Come with us." Shadow offered.
Gladion struck an edgy pose. "Hmmph. I guess I'll join."