Party:
Roy, the Young Lion
Steve of Minecraft
Ness, the PSI Powerhouse
Mr. Game & Watch, the Master of Two Dimensions
Ice Climbers, the Bone-Chilling Duo
Female Corrin, the Half Dragon

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*POOF*

"Here we are, the next world." Ness said.

"You know Ness, I'm impressed." Roy said. "You always pull off PSI Teleport flawlessly everytime. Great job-"

Roy was hit by needles. "Ow. Who threw that?!"

No one responded.

"Hmm, well ok." Roy said.

"So, uhh, is this Fire Emblem?" Popo asked.

Roy got annoyed and punched Popo's head. "No you dummy it's the Legend of Zelda."

Roy looked around him.

"The real question is, which Zelda?" Roy said.

Female Corrin got annoyed and punched Roy's head. "It's obvious you dummy it's Ocarina of Time."

"And we're not doing this again." Female Corrin said.

"Agreed." Nana nodded.

Ness and Mr. Game & Watch are confused.

"Anyways, it's either Ganondorf or Sheik." Roy said.

Everyone looked around and saw no one.

"Well let's look harder." Roy suggested.

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69 hours later

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Ness and Mr. Game & Watch walk to Kakariko Village and sees Roy & Female Corrin.

"We didn't find anyone in the south." Ness reported.

The Ice Climbers walked to Kakariko Village and sees Roy, Female Corrin, Ness, and Mr. Game & Watch.

"Nothing in the north." Nana reported.

Steve walked to Kakariko Village and sees Roy, Female Corrin, Ness, Mr. Game & Watch, Popo, and Nana.

"Nothing in the West." Steve reported.

"And we couldn't find anything in the East." Roy said.

Female Corrin sighed. "Damn. Couldn't find anyone!"

"This is so frustrating I just wanna hit someone!" Steve exclaimed.

Roy then got hit by something.

"Ow! Steve, what the heck?!" Roy asked.

"Huh? I didn't do anything though." Steve said.

"Yeah you did!" Roy said.

"I only said I wanted to hit someone, I wasn't actually gonna do it!" Steve said.

Roy and Steve argue. Female Corrin sighs at their immaturity. But she then hears something.

"Guys! Do you hear that?" Female Corrin asked. "Sounds like snickering."

"Oh, damn! I was found out!" Sheik said.

"Sheik?!" Ness exclaimed.

"So you're the one who was hitting Roy!" Mr. Game & Watch exclaimed.

"That's right. I just wanted to make everyone mad at each other." Sheik said. "But now we have to FIGHT!"

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Battle 54: Roy, the Young Lion, Steve of Minecraft, Ness, the PSI Powerhouse, Mr. Game & Watch, the Master of Two Dimensions, Ice Climbers, the Bone-Chilling Duo, Female Corrin, the Half Dragon vs Sheik, the Illusive Sheikah

Sheik began by hitting Roy.

"Ow! Quit it, man!" Roy said.

Steve took out his iron sword and tried hitting Sheik, but she kept dodging.

"Dude, come on!"

"Man? Dude?" Female Corrin thought to herself. "Wait, do they not know Sheik is Zelda?"

"Come on Female Corrin, don't just stand around, fight!" Nana exclaimed as she ran up to Sheik and attacked.

"Oh, right!" Female Corrin said. She then tried shooting Sheik, but Sheik dodged.

"Haha! Can't catch me!" Sheik bragged. She then threw tiny needles at Popo's eyeballs.

"MY EEEYYYYEEEESSSSSS! Popo cried.

"Hmm... I got an idea!" Ness exclaimed. "PK Thunder!"

Ness's PK Thunder chased Sheik around, who couldn't dodge.

"Damn!" Sheik said.

While Sheik was distracted by Ness, Mr. Game & Watch used his Fire Attack, severely damaging Sheik and knocking her to the ground.

"Guys, let's all attack at once!" Roy exclaimed.

"Alright!" Nana agreed.

"FLARE BLADE!" Roy exclaimed.

"DIAMOND SWORD!" Steve exclaimed.

"PK FLASH!" Ness exclaimed.

"JUDGE!" Mr. Game & Watch exclaimed.

"HAMMER SLAM!" The Ice Climbers exclaimed.

"DRAGON FANG THRUST!" Female Corrin exclaimed.

Sheik died.

Victor: Roy, the Young Lion, Steve of Minecraft, Ness, the PSI Powerhouse, Mr. Game & Watch, the Master of Two Dimensions, Ice Climbers, the Bone-Chilling Duo, Female Corrin, the Half Dragon

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"I really think we should stop killing people." Popo said. "I mean, aren't we supposed to be SAVING the world?"

No one spoke for 4 seconds. Nana broke the silence by punching Popo. "Shut up, moron."

"Welp, now that we killed Sheik, now what?" Steve asked. "I mean, I didn't know him personally, but he seemed like a cool guy."

"Steve, Sheik is a girl." Female Corrin explained.

"Pfft. No way. She's lying, right Roy?" Steve asked.

"Yeah. She's lying. Sheik is totally a guy." Roy responded.

"What!? Come on! Guys, back me up!" Female Corrin asked the others for help.

No one spoke for 4 seconds. Ness broke the silence. "I... thought Sheik WAS a guy though."

Everyone except Female Corrin agreed with Ness.

"What?! This is unbelievable. Whatever. Let's just leave." Female Corrin said.