Party:
Roy, the Young Lion
Steve of Minecraft
Ness, the PSI Powerhouse
Mr. Game & Watch, the Master of Two Dimensions
Ice Climbers, the Bone-Chilling Duo
Female Corrin, the Half Dragon

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*Poof*

"Here we are, the next world." Ness said.

"Ness, you always say that." Nana complained. "You need some more interesting dialogue."

"Dialogue? You talk like we're video game characters- oh wait." Ness said.

Suddenly Roy got hit in the stomach by a cannonball.

"oof!" Roy exclaimed. He looked around and saw Ludwig Von Koopa.

"You don't have stylish hair." Ludwig Von Koopa said.

"H-Huh?!" Roy said. "I know you are, but what am I?"

"Wha- Roy, that doesn't even make sense!" Female Corrin complained.

Everyone shrugged.

"...Anyways, Roy, you have a lame haircut." Ludwig Von Koopa said with malice. "And for that, I'll kill you."

Ness assumed a fighting pose. "We'll take you on, TOGETHER!"

Ness's Samsung Galaxy Note 8 suddenly started ringing. Ness picked it up. It was Paula.

"Ness, we need your help!" Paula exclaimed.

"...with what?" Ness asked.

"I lost my car keys." Paula said.

"Oh, DAMN! I'll be right over!" Ness said as he hung up. He then used PSI Teleport and teleported away.

"Err..." Roy said.

"Coward." Nana commented.

"Let's fight." Ludwig Von Koopa said as he took out his hammer.

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Battle 55: Roy, the Young Lion, Steve of Minecraft, Mr. Game & Watch, the Master of Two Dimensions, Ice Climbers, the Bone-Chilling Duo, Female Corrin, the Half Dragon vs Ludwig Von Koopa, the hairy one

Ludwig started by whacking Roy's hand, knocking his sword out his his hand. "Damn! My sword!" Roy exclaimed.

"HA! Now you have no sword!" Ludwig Von Koopa said.

Steve took out his bow and arrow and tried shooting Ludwig, but he flew over it.

"You loser. I can fly, dummy." Ludwig taunted.

While Ludwig was taunting, Nana sneaked up on him and whacked him.

"Agh!" Ludwig exclaimed. He gritted his teeth. He took out a bottle of something and poured some liquid onto his hair.

"Hairstyle power-up!" Ludwig exclaimed. His hair started glowing very brightly.

"It's so bright!" Female Corrin complained, shielding her eyes.

"I must say, this hurts quite a bit." Mr. Game & Watch said.

Ludwig's hair stopped glowing. "My super hair-gel powers me up! As long as my hair is intact, I'm INVINCIBLE!"

"I'll just cut it!" Roy said as he grabbed his sword. But nothing happened because he dropped his sword earlier. "Oh. Right. I forgot."

"In that case, I'll use MY sword!" Female Corrin said as she took out her sword. But Ludwig quickly swiped it away.

"Agh! Damn thief!" Female Corrin exclaimed.

Ludwig then took out a blaster and started shooting at the team.

"MY EYEESS!" Popo exclaimed as he was shot in the eyes.

Steve quickly strafed to the side, avoiding the lasers. He then built a barrier of sandstone blocks, blocking the lasers.

Steve takes out his Stone Sword. "This is the only sword I have left. All my others broke." Steve explained. "And it's not sharp enough to cut hair."

Roy sighed. He looked around. He sees his teammates, Steve, Female Corrin, Popo, Nana, and Mr. Game & Watch.

"Wait. I HAVE AN IDEA!" Roy exclaimed.

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5 minute timeskip

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Ludwig Von Koopa started at the sandstone barrier. "You can't hide there forever, you know."

Suddenly, Ludwig sensed someone behind him. He turned around and saw Roy, holding a sword.

"What the?!" Ludwig exclaimed. He looked at the ground. There's a hole.

"I dug us out so we could sneak up behind you!" Steve smirked.

"B-But... Sword! I got rid of it!" Ludwig exclaimed.

"It's true. You did." Roy said. "But here's the thing."

Roy rotated his sword, to reveal that it isn't a sword.

"It's Mr. Game & Watch." Roy explained.

Ludwig gasped. "WWHHHAAAATTTTT?"

Roy then used Mr. Game & Watch's razor-sharp body to slice Ludwig's hair.

"NNOOO! My wondrous hair!" Ludwig cried.

"And now you die." Nana nonchalontly said as she punched Ludwig.

Victor: Roy, the Young Lion, Steve of Minecraft, Mr. Game & Watch, the Master of Two Dimensions, Ice Climbers, the Bone-Chilling Duo, Female Corrin, the Half Dragon

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Popo looked around. "So, uhh, how do we get to the next world?" Popo asked.

Steve shrugged. "I guess we're back to finding random ways to travel."

Roy looked at the ground, found his sword, and picked it up. "And here's my idea. We steal his Koopa Clown Car."