Evil Party:
Galeem, the Lord of Light
Dharkon, the Embodiment of Chaos

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Galeem sat on the couch, eating a hamburger.

Dharkon walked into the room, eating a tomato.

"Dude, stop eating hamburgers." Dharkon said. "You're gonna get unfit."

"Who cares, man." Galeem said. "I mean, come on. I'm Galeem. The Lord of Light."

"Well, don't say I didn't warn you." Dharkon said as he walked out of the room.

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30 day timeskip

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Galeem stood up, but fell over.

"Told you, dude." Dharkon said. "You can't just eat hamburgers forever."

"UGH. Ok, fine. Get me Wii Fit Trainer." Galeem said.

Dharkon checked his Apple Watch. "Uhh, looks like Male Wii Fit Trainer's dead. Huh."

Galeem raised an eyebrow.

"Wow. A lot of characters are dead." Dharkon pointed out. "Donkey Kong, Breath of the Wild Link, Fox, Luigi, Jigglypuff, Sheik, Falco, Young Link, Chrom, Meta Knight, Wario, Diddy Kong, King Dedede, Alph, Wolf, Male Wii Fit Trainer, Wireframe Mac, Bowser Jr, Ludwig Von Koopa, Ridley, Dr. Stewart, Slippy Toad, Peppy Hare, a Magenta Toad, some random guy with an afro, and pretty much every F-Zero character."

"Damn. That's a lot." Galeem said.

"Yeah... I should really check my notifications more." Dharkon said. "Anyways, I'll get you Female Wii Fit Trainer.

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Meanwhile

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Party:
Sam, the male New Leaf villager
Viv, the female New Leaf villager
Wil, the male Wild World villager
Cit, the male City Folk villager
Jeff, the male Population Growing villager
Isabelle's ghost

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"So where'd you take us, Sam?" Viv asked.

"Well, Dr. Mario did say realistic. And what's more realistic than Wii Fit?" Sam said.

"I gotta hand it to ya, that's smart." Jeff said.

Sam, Viv, Wil, Cit, and Jeff stepped out of the RV and entered Wii Fit Studio.

"Hey Wii Fit Trainer! I wanna show you somethin- WHAT." Sam said.

Dharkon is in the room, shaking hands with Female Wii Fit Trainer.

"Th-That's the guy! That's him!" Sam exclaimed. "It's his fault that there's zombies!"

"Well in that case..." Wil said as he took out his axe. "LET'S KILL HIM!"

"Oh no." Dharkon said.

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Battle 58: Sam, the male New Leaf villager, Viv, the female New Leaf villager, Wil, the male Wild World villager, Cit, the male City Folk villager, & Jeff, the male Population Growing villager vs Dharkon, the Embodiment of Chaos

Wil ran up to Dharkon and slashed at his eye.

"AGH! You prick!" Dharkon said. He then shot an eye laser at Wil.

"AGH!" Wil exclaimed.

"Wil! No!" Viv exclaimed.

"Let's be tactical here." Sam said as he took out his slingshot. He then shot multiple pellets at Dharkon.

"Good idea!" Jeff said. He picked up a boulder. "Sam, use this!"

"Woah there, OK!" Sam said as he took the boulder. He then shot it at Dharkon.

"OW!" Dharkon wailed. "Stop it!"

Dharkon then picked up Sam. He then started charging up an eye laser, ready to kill Sam. But Dharkon suddenly slipped.

Dharkon looked around. He tripped on a bowling ball rolled by Viv.

"Leave Sam alone!" Viv ordered.

Dharkon, angry, slammed his tentacle to the ground, knocking over Sam, Viv, Wil, & Jeff.

"And now, to end you guys." Dharkon said as he charged up his dark bullets. But before he could attack, he got whacked in the head. Dharkon turns around and saw Cit holding a shovel.

Cit whacks Dharkon again. This time, it hurt more, because it was directly into Dharkon's eye.

"Ow! You guys are mean!" Dharkon exclaimed as he flew away.

Victor: Sam, the male New Leaf villager, Viv, the female New Leaf villager, Wil, the male Wild World villager, Cit, the male City Folk villager, & Jeff, the male Population Growing villager

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"W-Wow, thanks Cit! You saved us!" Sam said.

"I gotta admit. That was great, Cit!" Wil said.

"Good job, Cit." Jeff said.

"N-No prob-" Cit began to say, before being interuppted by Viv suddenly hugging him.

3 seconds of silence follow.

"U-Umm..." Cit said.

"O-Oh, right." Viv said, stepping back. "Sorry 'bout that, heh."

"So anyways... We need to ask Wii Fit Trainer about the virus!" Wil pointed out.

Jeff's eye suddenly widened, and he gasped. "WII FIT TRAINER!" Jeff exclaimed. "We forgot!"

Female Wii Fit Trainer took out a baseball bat and whacked Jeff, knocking him out.

Everyone looked at Female Wii Fit Trainer for exactly 1 second. They then all drew their weapons.

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Battle 59: Sam, the male New Leaf villager, Viv, the female New Leaf villager, Wil, the male Wild World villager, Cit, the male City Folk villager vs Female Wii Fit Trainer, Yoga Warrior

Wil recklessly rammed into Female Wii Fit Trainer. Before he could step back, Female Wii Fit Trainer grabbed onto Wil's wrists and held him into the air.

"Let's stretch our arms!" Female Wii Fit Trainer said as she pulled and tugged at Wil.

"OW! Quit it!" Wil commanded.

Sam took out some turnips and whacked Female Wii Fit Trainer in the shin, startling her, causing her to drop Wil.

Wil took out his axe. "NO HESITATION!" Wil exclaimed as he tried slicing Female Wii Fit Trainer, but she was too nimble, and she dodged. Wil tried a couple more times before stepping back.

"Let's get her, Cit!" Viv exclaimed. She took out her net and ran forwards. Cit followed. The two of them tried trapping Female Wii Fit Trainer, but again, she was simply too nimble.

"Maybe we need a different approach." Sam said. He took out his shovel and swiftly buried Female Wii Fit Trainer while she wasn't looking.

"Ha! It's time to rock and roll!" Sam said.

"...Really had to dig deep for that pun, huh?" Wil said.

Everyone took out their axes and striked at once.

Victor: Sam, the male New Leaf villager, Viv, the female New Leaf villager, Wil, the male Wild World villager, Cit, the male City Folk villager

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"Agh, what happened?" Female Wii Fit Trainer asked.

Sam explained the whole Galeem & Dharkon thing.

"Oh, and Female Wii Fit Trainer, we need to ask a question." Jeff said.

Sam took out his jar of microbes. "Can you tell us anything about this?" Sam asked.

Female Wii Fit Trainer took a closer look. "No, sorry, I don't study microbiology." Female Wii Fit Trainer responded.

Wil groaned. Jeff sighed.

Suddenly, a dark portal appeared, and Dharkon came out.

"...is it safe now?" Dharkon said to himself. He then saw all the villagers.

"DAMN! You guys are stronger than you look!" Dharkon said. "I'm outta here!"

Dharkon tried fleeing through his dark portal. But before he could, he was grabbed by the tentacle.

"Oh NO you don't!" Wil exclaimed, gripping Dharkon tight.

"GAH!" Dharkon exclaimed.

Jeff walked up to the now trapped Dharkon. "You're gonna tell us where you got that virus, OR ELSE." Jeff threatened, holding an axe.

"AHH! Ok ok I'll talk! I got it from Plague Inc! It's called the Necroa Virus! Please let me go! That's all I know, honest!" Dharkon exclaimed.

Viv raised an eyebrow. "Plague Inc? Never heard of it."

"It sounds like he's lying~" Cit commented.

"Yeah. Fricken' liar." Wil said as he punched Dharkon.

Sam thought about what Dharkon said. Plague Inc? He's never heard of such a universe. He thought back to the start of his adventure. He saw Roy, Luigi, Popo, Nana, Female Corrin, and one other guy. A rather blocky fellow called Steve, from Minecraft.

"Minecraft... Plague Inc..." Sam muttered to himself. "Are there really more universes out there?"

"Sam... What do you mean?" Jeff asked.

"Guys, I think Dharkon's being truthful." Sam said.

"S-Sam?!" Viv exclaimed. "What do you mean?! Did Dharkon take control of you again?! B-But your eyes aren't red!"

"Viv, think about it." Sam said. "Remember back when we saw that one guy? The really blocky guy, named Steve, from Minecraft. If Minecraft is a universe that we didn't know about, there might be more. Universes, like Plague Inc."

Viv didn't respond for a few seconds, but then silently agreed.

"He's right." Viv said.

"So... are you saying we should let Dharkon go?" Cit asked.

No one said anything for 10 seconds. Everyone then bursted into laughter.

"Lol no he's evil." Cit said.

"Yeah let's beat him up." Wil said.

Everyone then started beating up Dharkon.