Party:
Roy, the Young Lion
Steve of Minecraft
Mr. Game & Watch, the Master of Two Dimensions
Ice Climbers, the Bone-Chilling Duo
Female Corrin, the Half Dragon
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"Where the HECK is this?!" Nana asked.
Mr. Game & Watch looked around. "I know this place. It's Pac-Maze."
"W-wait... doesn't that mean..." Popo asked. "That Pac-Man is here?!"
"Waka Waka motherfrickers." Said a voice.
Everyone looked up and saw Pac-Man standing on top of the maze walls.
"Pssh. There's six of us! Let's just beat him up!" Roy exclaimed.
"Ah ah ah! Not so fast!" Pac-Man said, wagging his finger. He then took out several power-pellets out of his pocket.
"They run out eventually, dude." Roy said.
Pac-Man isn't phased. He takes out a blender, and blends all the power-pellets into juice. He then pulls out a syringe and injects the power-pellet juice into himself.
"It can't run out if it's in my blood." Pac-Man said with a smile. He then jumped down into the maze.
"Go on. I'll give you a headstart." Pac-Man said with a devious smile.
"Oh... shoot." Roy said.
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Battle 60: Roy, the Young Lion, Steve of Minecraft, Mr. Game & Watch, the Master of Two Dimensions, Ice Climbers, the Bone-Chilling Duo, & Female Corrin, the Half Dragon vs Pac-Man, the Yellow Bane of Ghosts
"Five..." Pac-Man said.
Everyone is shocked except Steve.
"Can someone tell me what's going on?" Steve asked.
"Four..." Pac-Man said.
"No time! Just run!" Roy exclaimed. He grabbed Steve's hand and started running, dragging him along. Everyone else then also began running.
"Three..." Pac-Man said.
"Nana what do we do we're gonna die no no no no!" Popo exclaimed.
"Two..." Pac-Man said.
"It's an arcade game, he has to lose!" Roy exclaimed. "We'll win eventually!"
"One..." Pac-Man said.
"But we don't know for sure!" Female Corrin whined.
"Ready!" Pac-Man exclaimed. He popped into ball-form and began chasing.
Everyone panicked and split up into smaller groups, and ran off in different directions.
Roy and Female Corrin got seperated from the rest of the group. After running for a while, they got tired and stopped.
"*pant pant* Damn, what do we do?!" Female Corrin asked.
"Like I said earlier, it's an arcade game. He HAS to die eventually!" Roy said.
"Well yeah, but he's never injected himself with power-pellet juice before!" Female Corrin pointed out.
"I-It has to run out, right?" Roy said.
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Meanwhile
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Steve and Mr. Game & Watch got seperated from the others.
"So, uhh, Mr. Game & Watch, why are we running?" Steve asked.
"Steve, Pac-Man is an arcade game developed and released by Namco in 1980. It is a 'Maze-Chase' game, where the player takes the role of a character in a maze avoiding enemies. Pac-Man in particular has 'Power-Pellets', power-ups that allow the tables to turn, causing Pac-Man to become powerful enough to consume the enemies." Mr. Game & Watch said.
"So?" Steve asked.
"Steve, Pac-Man has just injected himself with power-pellet juice. Who knows what will happen?" Mr. Game & Watch said. "It's safer to avoid Pac-Man for now."
Steve looked around. "I mean, we're in a maze. I can just build a barrier."
Steve took out some cobblestone and built a barrier to block off himself and Mr. Game & Watch.
"There. Now this Pac-Man fellow can't hurt us." Steve said.
Pac-Man walks up to the cobblestone barrier. Pac-Man pops back into 3D form. He looks at the cobblestone. "You really think this barrier can stop me? HA!"
Pac-Man then punched the cobblestone, smashing the cobblestone into pebbles.
Steve and Mr. Game & Watch are shocked.
"N-Now I see the big deal... RUN!" Steve exclaimed.
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Meanwhile
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Popo and Nana got seperated from the others.
"Gotta run gotta run gotta run gotta run gotta run gotta run..." Popo muttered.
Suddenly, Nana stopped running, causing Popo to bump into her.
"Wait a minute..." Nana said.
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Meanwhile
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Steve and Mr. Game & Watch run around, until they bumped into two other.
"Roy? Oh snap, it's you!" Steve said.
"Steve! Nice to see you." Roy said. "So, uhh, have you seen Pac-Man?"
"Oh, he's actually right behind us." Mr. Game & Watch said.
"Wait, WHAT?!" Roy and Female Corrin exclaimed.
"Waka Waka motherfrickers." Pac-Man said.
"NO!" Roy exclaimed.
Roy, Female Corrin, Steve, and Mr. Game & Watch all ran from Pac-Man, until the four of them got cornered.
Pac-Man menacingly walked towards the group.
"Looks like it's the end for you guys." Pac-Man smirked.
"Darn! What do we do?!" Female Corrin asked.
Suddenly, an iron pickaxe drooped down. Having nothing better to do, everyone grabbed on. The iron pickaxe then got pulled up, pulling everyone up onto the top of the walls.
"Nana! Popo!" Roy exclaimed. "How'd you guys get up onto the walls?"
"We jumped. Obviously." Nana said.
"Oh... Right. Forgot about that..." Roy said.
"Wha- HEY!" Pac-Man exclaimed. "YOU CAN'T DO THAT!"
"Yeah we can." Nana said.
"THAT'S AGAINST THE RULES!" Pac-Man exclaimed.
"YOU did it as well!" Nana pointed out.
Pac-Man opened his mouth to talk, but he couldn't think of anything to say.
"Ok, now EVERYONE, HIT PAC-MAN!" Nana ordered.
Female Corrin transformed her arm into dragon form and began shooting at Pac-Man. Steve took out his bow and started shooting at Pac-Man. Mr. Game & Watch took out his frying pan and started flipping projectiles at Pac-Man. Popo and Nana shot Ice Shots.
"OW! Hey! Quit it! That hurts!" Pac-Man exclaimed.
"And now for the grand finale. FLARE BLADE!" Roy exclaimed, slamming his firey sword onto Pac-Man's face.
"NOOOOO!" Pac-Man exclaimed as he was defeated.
Victor: Roy, the Young Lion, Steve of Minecraft, Mr. Game & Watch, the Master of Two Dimensions, Ice Climbers, the Bone-Chilling Duo, & Female Corrin, the Half Dragon
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Pac-Man sat on the ground, rubbing his head in pain.
"Agghhhh, everything hurts..." Pac-Man said.
"I mean hey. You injected yourself with power-pellet juice." Roy said. "Who knows what that could do to your body?"
"I... I did what? Damn. I need to go to the doctor." Pac-Man said. "Bye guys."
Pac-Man walked away.
"Bet you 5 eggplants he dies from pellet poisoning." Nana said.
"Is.. that even a real thing?" Female Corrin asked.
While the others were talking, Steve started inspecting the walls.
"What.. the heck ARE these made of?" Steve said to himself. He took out his diamond pickaxe and tried mining the walls, but couldn't manage to dent it.
"...weird." Steve said to himself.
"Steve, come on, we're leaving." Roy said.
"Oh, coming." Steve said.
