Party:
Proto-Man, the Prototype
Snake, the Legendary Mercenary
Orange Luma
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"Where's the next key, Orange Luma?" Proto-Man asked.
"The next key is underwater." Orange Luma said.
Snake looked around and saw a sink. He then dove in, grabbed something, and resurfaced.
"Found it!" Snake said.
"That's a spinach." Proto-Man said, facepalming.
Orange Luma sighed. "What the hell, Snake."
Orange Luma turned to face Proto-Man. "Anyways, the key is actually in the underwater city."
"Why does Rosalina have an underwater city?!" Proto-Man asked.
"Because she got bored? I don't know." Orange Luma shrugged. "But hey, who cares. Let's go."
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Timeskip
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"Here we are, the underwater city." Orange Luma said.
"Good thing we can all breathe underwater." Proto-Man said.
"Yeah. Totally." Snake said with a vase on his head.
"So anyways, the key is guarded by a ninja." Orange Luma said.
"You mean Greninja?" Snake asked.
"...what's a Greninja?" Proto-Man asked.
Before Snake could answer, Proto-Man got hit with a water shuriken.
"OW! What the hell!?" Proto-Man exclaimed.
Greninja appeared. "Pssh. Weakling." Greninja said. "You can't even handle my water shuriken?"
"Water what?! How is that even possible?!" Proto-Man exclaimed.
"It's Pokemon. Don't think about it." Snake said.
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Battle 65: Proto-Man, the Prototype, Snake, the Legendary Mercenary, Orange Luma vs Greninja, Master of Stealth
Greninja sneaked up to Proto-Man and kicked him.
"OW!" Proto-Man exclaimed.
Greninja followed up by licking Proto-Man.
"What the heck?!" Proto-Man exclaimed. "Snake, do something!"
"I can't!" Snake exclaimed. "I have a vase on my head! I can't see anything!"
"WHY DO YOU EVEN HAVE A VASE?!" Proto-Man exclaimed.
Orange Luma went up to Graninja and performed a full-force body blow.
"Ouch!" Greninja exclaimed.
"Now's my chance! PROTO-STRIKE!" Proto-Man exclaimed as he shot Greninja in the knee.
"AAGGHH!" Greninja yelled.
Victor: Proto-Man, the Prototype, Snake, the Legendary Mercenary, Orange Luma
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Proto-Man rummaged around Greninja's pockets and found a key.
"There. The second key. Just two more to go." Proto-Man said.
"Alright! So, uhh, now what?" Snake asked.
"The third key is in the bowling alley." Orange Luma said.
"W-What?" Snake asked. "Bowling?"
"Yes. Bowling. Now let's go." Orange Luma said.
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Timeskip
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"Why is the third key here?!" Proto-Man asked.
"I don't know. I guess Rosalina really likes bowling." Orange Luma said.
"The key, eh?" said a voice. Proto-Man turned to face the voice, and it was Pikachu Libre.
"If you want the key, you'll have to beat me!" Pikachu Libre said while spinning the key on her finger.
Proto-Man started charging his gun. "Bring it on!"
Pikachu Libre squinted at Proto-Man. "W-What? No, I mean beat me at bowling."
"O-Oh." Proto-Man said.
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Battle 66: Proto-Man, the Prototype, Snake, the Legendary Mercenary, Orange Luma vs Pikachu Libre
Pikachu Libre held a bowling ball in her hand and rolled it at the pins. She knocked out most of the pins. Pikachu Libre then picked up another bowling ball and rolls it at the pins, knocking down the remaining pins.
"Yeaya!" Pikachu Libre exclaimed.
Snake stood up, picked up a bowling ball, and rolled it at the pins. He only hit one pin.
Proto-Man pushed Snake out of the way. "Dummy. I'll do it." Proto-Man said. He picked up a bowling ball and rolled it at the pins. He only hit two pins.
"Ha!" Pikachu Libre laughed. She rolled her bowling ball, knocking down most of the pins. Her second ball knocked down the remaining pins.
Orange Luma floated up to Proto-Man. "Hey Proto-Man, I don't think we're gonna win." Orange Luma whispered.
Proto-Man pondered for a second before responding. "I got an idea. Hey Snake, distract Pikachu Libre!" Proto-Man whispered.
"On it!" Snake said.
"Hey Pikachu Libre! Check this out!" Snake said as he started dancing.
While Pikachu Libre was distracted, Proto-Man attached the bowling ball to his gun. He then shot the gun, launching the ball at high velocity, knocking down every pin in the building.
Victor: Proto-Man, the Prototype, Snake, the Legendary Mercenary, Orange Luma
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"W-What?! How did you get 9999999999999999 points in five seconds?!" Pikachu Libre asked.
"Pssh. Because I'm cool." Proto-Man said. "The key. Hand it over."
"A deal's a deal. You won it fair and square." Pikachu Libre sighed as she handed over the key.
Snake jumped into the air. "Alright! Victory!" Snake exclaimed as he pumped his fist.
"Just one more key." Orange Luma said.
"Where's the last key? In a dungeon? In a cave? In a volcano?!" Snake asked.
"What? No! It's in the key shop." Orange Luma said.
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Timeskip
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"One key please." Orange Luma said.
"You got it, mate." said Koopa Troopa.
Koopa Troopa handed the key to Orange Luma.
"...That's it? It was THAT easy?" Proto-Man asked.
"Yep." Orange Luma said. "Anyways, we have all four keys now. Now we can get off planet!"
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Timeskip
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Proto-Man, Snake, and Orange Luma walked up to a door with four keyholes.
"Here it is. The door to escape." Orange Luma said.
Proto-Man held the four keys. "And these are our keys to open it."
"Well what are we waiting for?" Snake asked.
Proto-Man stepped up and inserted the four keys. He turned the keys, and slowly pushed open the door.
The three of them walked forwards, into the new room.
"The Arwing!" Proto-Man exclaimed. "So this is where Rosalina has been keeping it!"
"What are we waiting for! Let's get to it!" Snake exclaimed as he started running to the Arwing.
Suddenly, Snake started floating. "Woah woah woah! What the heck!" Snake asked.
Snake was then flung back and was slammed against the wall.
Proto-Man flinched. "What?!" Proto-Man asked.
A figure floated into view. "Did you really think it was gonna be THAT easy?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Proto-Man, Snake, and Orange Luma gasped.
"Rosalina?!" Snake exclaimed.
Rosalina turned around and put her hand on the Arwing. "This technology is incredible. If I could keep it, I could advance my planet to exceptional levels. There's simply NO way I can let you take it away."
Proto-Man assumed a fighting stance. "We'll be taking that, thank you."
Rosalina started laughing hysterically for 10 seconds.
"YOU CAN PRY IT FROM MY COLD, DEAD HANDS!" Rosalina exclaimed.
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Battle 67: Proto-Man, the Prototype, Snake, the Legendary Mercenary, Orange Luma vs Rosalina, The Cosmic Traveler
Proto-Man shot three times at Rosalina. Rosalina used her gravity powers to negate it.
"Damn!" Proto-Man exclaimed.
"This calls for firepower!" Snake said. He took out an RPG and tried shooting Rosalina, but she dodged.
Rosalina smirked. She waved her wand around, summoning a meteor, slamming it into Snake.
"Uff!" Snake exclaimed.
"No! Not Snake!" Proto-Man exclaimed.
Proto-Man charged a very powerful shot and shot at Rosalina. Rosalina, predicting it, used her gravity powers to fling the shot back at Proto-Man.
"AAGHH!" Proto-Man exclaimed as he was knocked to the ground.
Rosalina slowly floated towards Proto-Man.
"You know, you ARE a pretty advanced robot. Maybe I could take you APART for spare parts!" Rosalina smirked.
Proto-Man, too hurt to do anything, gritted his teeth. "You jerk!" Proto-Man said.
"Or then again, I could just kill you instead." Rosalina said. She waved her wand and began charging a powerful cosmic laser. But before she could fire, Orange Luma tackled her.
"Leave Proto-Man alone!" Orange Luma exclaimed.
"Why you traitorous little nuisance!" Rosalina exclaimed. She then realised that she had orange paint on her.
"Wait..." Rosalina said. She then wiped Orange Luma, revealing that he was actually covered in orange paint. In actuality, he is yellow.
"LUMA!?" Rosalina exclaimed.
Luma sighed. "Yes. Fine. It's me. Luma. FINE. YOU GOT ME."
"L-Luma?!" Snake exclaimed.
"You've changed, Rosalina. You used to be so caring. Now all you care about is world domination!" Luma exclaimed.
"World domination is all that matter-" Rosalina began to say, before getting kicked in the face by Snake.
Victor: Proto-Man, the Prototype, Snake, the Legendary Mercenary, Luma
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Rosalina rubbed her head in pain. "Oww... What happened?"
Luma started crying. "Rosalina! You're back!" Luma said as he flew into Rosalina's arms.
"Ohh, don't cry, I'm here now!" Rosalina said.
"Awww... That's so sweet! What a happy reunion!" Snake said. "Right Proto-Man?"
There is no response from Proto-Man.
"Proto-Man?" Snake asked. He turned around and saw Proto-Man in the Arwing, about to take off.
"Get on." Proto-Man said.
"Eep! Don't leave without me, man!" Snake exclaimed.