Edgy Organization:
Dark Pit, the Dark-Winged Doppelganger
Shadow the Hedgehog, the Ultimate Life Form
Gladion, Expert of Edginess
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"So. Why here?" Gladion asked.
Dark Pit didn't respond for 5 seconds.
"My edgy senses are telling me that someone edgy is nearby." Dark Pit said.
"We must recruit them into the Edgy Organization. Otherwise known as US." Shadow said.
Gladion looked around. "What is this place, anyways?" Gladion asked.
"The Metroid universe. Full of edginess." Dark Pit said. "It is satisfactory."
A shadowy figure suddenly floated into view and shot a missile at Dark Pit. Sensing it, Dark Pit reflected it.
"Damn. You're good." Dark Samus said.
Dark Pit's eyes widened. "So YOU'RE the source of the edginess!" Dark Pit exclaimed.
"Edginess?" Dark Samus said. "I'm not edgy."
"Edgy. Not edgy. What's the difference? We're all edgy in the end." Dark Pit said.
"Err, no. Whatever, let's just fight." Dark Samus shrugged.
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Battle 68: Dark Pit, the Dark-Winged Doppelganger, Shadow the Hedgehog, the Ultimate Life Form, Gladion, Expert of Edginess vs Dark Samus, the Great Poison Given Form
Shadow ran up to Dark Samus and tried kicking her, but Dark Samus floated out of the way.
"Pssh." Dark Samus said. She then grabbed Shadow and slammed him into the ground.
"Damn!" Shadow exclaimed.
Dark Pit used his Silver Bow to try to shoot Dark Samus, but she dodged. She then retaliated with a tackle.
"Agh!" Dark Pit exclaimed.
Gladion looked at Dark Samus. "Dark... Poison... I got it! Silvally, Multi-Attack!" Gladion exclaqimed as he threw a Psychic Drive at Silvally.
"On it!" Silvally said. He then attacked Dark Samus consecutively, but nothing happened.
"...Was that supposed to hurt? But whatever. My turn!" Dark Samus exclaimed as she shot Gladion. Gladion got knocked back into the walls of the cave.
"I got Dark confused with Fighting again..." Gladion said.
All three members of the Edgy Organization are on the ground, in pain.
"I guess that makes me the victor." Dark Samus said.
Victor: Dark Sa-
"WAIT WAIT WAIT, Xander Mobus, don't announce the winner yet!" Dark Pit exclaimed.
"Err, why?" Xander Mobus asked.
Dark Pit stood up. "I know how to win. Shadow, pass the Chaos Emerald!"
Shadow threw the Chaos Emerald at Dark Pit, who caught it effortlessly.
Dark Pit smirked. "Dark Samus, prepare to face defeat. Chaos... CONTROL!"
"What." Dark Samus said. Dark Samus was then frozen in time.
Dark Pit then kicked Dark Samus in the face.
Victor: Dark Pit, the Dark-Winged Doppelganger, Shadow the Hedgehog, the Ultimate Life Form, Gladion, Expert of Edginess
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Dark Samus sat on the ground in pain.
"What was that?!" Gladion asked. "That was so edgy!"
"That, my edgy friend, was Chaos Control." Dark Pit explained.
"Damn. You have a Chaos Emerald?" Dark Samus asked. "Wow. Just wow."
Shadow walked up to Dark Samus. "Now that we have defeated you, you must join our organization." Shadow ordered.
Dark Samus sighed. "What does your organization even stand for?" Dark Samus asked.
"Being edgy." Dark Pit replied.
"...that's it?" Dark Samus asked. "That's ALL you stand for?"
"Yep." Shadow replied.
Dark Samus is speechless.
"Fine. But only because I have nothing better to do." Dark Samus replied.